zealot-class

[hearty nebula]

noob...

[worthy edge]

Anyway back to darktide stuff, anyone know that the best dump stat for a combat knife is? I want to get my shroudfield penance's done

[royal vortex]

if only 😔

[frosty herald]

"i love companies fucking me over"

[twin wagon]

Mobility

[delicate shadow]

there's no way DT boosters actually make any money

[worthy edge]

Thanks

[delicate shadow]

...well maybe they do but holy shit that's sad if so

[royal vortex]

i can't imagine there's that large of a market for it

[delicate shadow]

maybe like, 2 sales a year type of thing

[royal vortex]

need to join the darktide marketing team to make the game more popular for my side business of darktide boosting

the plan's coming together

in my mind

[worthy edge]

Ughh i spent all my money buying weapons to try and get good rolls, what's the best way to make fast ordo's? Id imagine auric maelstroms

[lean lark]

just do auric hishocks

if you're good enough and get decent teams you can do them in under 20mins

[remote lark]

aquino u stink

this is a robbery, hand over all your crushers

[worthy edge]

I used to not mind crushers, but the only scab faction thing has made me have a burning hate for the fuckers

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-band-uk-faegil-gif-26307255

I can hand it over alright

[grizzled aspen]

The only person that can crush Lumii is me.

:3

(I have GOT to kill this man with hammers)

[worthy edge]

Btw i recently got the "The bell tolls for thee" penance and holy shit was it a slog

It took like 15 attempts

Thought I did also inadvertently get "Just a flesh wound" too so it wasent all too bad

[misty nova]

Enjoy all the non god rolls

drops 200 crushers

[worthy edge]

Oh... crusher as in the weapon, not the fuckass enemy got it

Now I feel dumb

[delicate shadow]

game's fault for using an enemy name for a weapon name as well

[misty nova]

I mean, you can hand over Crushers by dropping aggro

"not my problem anymore"

[twin wagon]

Inbound Crusher renamed to Achlys MK 3 power Maul

For great confusion with Ogryns

[delicate shadow]

lmao

[twin wagon]

"Yeah the achlys is pretty good at crowd control"

"No, the power maul"

"No the ZEALOT power maul"

[misty nova]

Another Munitorun 🗣️

[worthy edge]

Btw does anyway know the most efficient way to unlock the mobian 53rd cosmetics? It's just join people and help them right?

[twin wagon]

yes

party finder, low lvls

[worthy edge]

And secondary question, if I unlock it on one class does it count for all?

[hearty nebula]

me attracting the crusher patrol towards the rest of party and immediately popping shartfield

https://tenor.com/view/gato-withrock-gif-27341353

[misty nova]

[worthy edge]

I looked up darktide on the gifs thing and this is the first shit I see

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-hop-on-darktide-warhammer-darktide-40k-darktide-gif-27106796

Wtf

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hak-jabb-gif-892289627481122892

[worthy edge]

Damn

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/sandsten-tauren-druid-tank-derp-gif-20197936

[hearty nebula]

fucking

they cut the killzone warbond

and split it in half

[delicate shadow]

killedzone ✊ 😔

[worthy edge]

Is it normal for people to kick you for picking up grims? I've only had it happen a few times but it just happened again

[misty nova]

Uh we were joking about making a Hop Darktide like

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-deadlock-deadlock-muscles-play-deadlock-valve-deadlock-gif-14681555181728085367

[worthy edge]

God I can hear the music

[misty nova]

With Wolfer

Rannick

[worthy edge]

The rot is real

[misty nova]

Morrow

Peddler

Melk

[worthy edge]

Alrighty im going to bed, good morning/night chat. Can't wait to wake up in 3 hours when my alarms go off

[misty nova]

I tried sketching peddler for the funny but then I remembered halfway through the drawing that I don't really know how to beef things up

💀

Gimme another year and I'll have something done

[runic grotto]

MK3 knife perks?

I don't know if I should leave maniac or change it to something like carapace

[lavish garnet]

would love this blessing on my ogryn knife

[misty nova]

Elites or unyielding

Hmmm

[steep igloo]

Unyielding/flak, flak/maniac, maniac unyielding

pretty much the only options worth a damn

dependant on the mission

[glad verge]

Idk what this guyu was running, i think he was a zealot or veteran, but he was using a recon lasgun, and he ERASED a beast of nurgle healthbar, what do you think the setup was for that?

[placid fiber]

Don't forget crit damage weakspot damage

[steep igloo]

sprint efficiency

and damage dump stat

[placid fiber]

block efficiency

[placid fiber]

lacerate fleshtearer pen dump

[steep igloo]

christ bro

[placid fiber]

I know how to make a bad knife lol

It's easy dump: Damage/First Target/Pen/Finesse, fleshtearer and lacerate, ?????, profit

[runic grotto]

idk, there are a bunch of different ways to erase stuff with recon

And probably not with zealot, but who knows

Either something like exec stance vet or scriers psyker are best for this kinda stuff

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout can absolutely erase a burgle.

Anoint + purge + ambuscade.

Recons have dumdum, right?

Throw that on there with hh and you have a recon shaped burgle eraser.

[runic grotto]

I forgot about ambuscade, right

Then it easily could've been any class

still zealot is probably the least likely one, I don't see zealots with recons often. Most recon users are either vets or psykers

[grizzled aspen]

Zealouts usually run infantry autoguns because we don't have things that boost our crit damage or crit potential like psykers and vets do.

[runic grotto]

And if it was a vet, they likely were running a normal recon build with shock trooper, focus target, onslaught with either shout or stance

[misty nova]

Bring it down!

20% extra damage to Ogryns and monstrosities

[runic grotto]

Vet has a lot of ways to boost damage

longshot, precision strikes, deadshot, for the emperor, rending strikes, bring it down, focus target, reciprocity, close quarters killzone, onslaught are most likely ones

[potent gate]

Duelist

Smack smack

Dead

[runic grotto]

Does duelist work on ranged?

[polar nexus]

You forgot a dodge between the smacks

Yes

[potent gate]

Yeah for some ungodly reason it seems to which makes Zarona breakpoints pretty easy to achieve when you're doing 4 million damage per shot

[open echo]

How much have builds changed since twins

[worthy edge]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-hello-hi-40k-darktide-gif-10818291918318782720

I am back

[open echo]

Do i have to relearn the game :3

[worthy edge]

Wdym?

[placid fiber]

Not a whole lot, especially for zealot

[north sedge]

Nothing significant for zealot

[open echo]

Ok goob

[placid fiber]

psyker got changed up a bit

ogryn got talents moved to different places

veteran... is mostly the same iirc

only the ammo regen aura has a cd

[north sedge]

New weapon to play with though

[placid fiber]

^

the heavy stubber on oggy is perfect for melee builds

It is basically a sniper rifle

[worthy edge]

I used to run heavy evis with double barrel but now I've been running flamer and relic and omg it's so fun

[placid fiber]

flamer is great when you gotta fight a burgle

the relic blade... is rough vs a burgle

[worthy edge]

It seems like flamer is good for most of the monsters, but I could be wrong

[placid fiber]

it is

even more so with unyielding and purge the unclean

[worthy edge]

I hate melee fighting burgles though

[placid fiber]

The only melees I really recommend doing it with are the thammer, knife, dueling sword, and maybe the taxe

[worthy edge]

I don't think I could ever bring myself to use the dueling ngl

At least on zealot

[open echo]

How much have perks and blessings changed, not even sure how the new system works

[placid fiber]

idc if the dueling sword is op, I have bad enough aim that it isn't all that op

It's still powerful, but, not really op

[placid fiber]

eh, not much

except the crusher has slaughterer

the mastery system is better

[worthy edge]

Give me a pint and my trusty sainted relic blade and I'll spill blood and collect skulls in the god emperor's name kindred

[placid fiber]

it's much easier to get god rolls

I want to use the relic blade more, I just haven't gotten around to it

[worthy edge]

It's pretty nutty, I personally prefer the mk2 but the mk10 has its uses

[placid fiber]

I mostly default to an easier set up when I'm doing contracts

The mk10 is the one I prefer overall, but, that's just because of ease of use

Personally I think the mk2 is the better one

[violet hornet]

I haven't had too bad of a time meleeing burgles with relic blade but I've been pretty careful to use the tip of the reach and not get tail slapped

[worthy edge]

My only gripe about the relic blade is you can't really block mid combo easy, so shoving is hard

[placid fiber]

It's more when they target you, since you have shield oggy and psword vet dodge distance...

[violet hornet]

Mk 10's strikedown heavies are good at hitting the yellow weak point from the side

[violet hornet]

True dodging with relic sucks ass

[placid fiber]

They really gave it the power sword experience dodge-wise lol

[violet hornet]

At least a couple times I have ended up clipping into a burgle while meleeing it recently

[placid fiber]

It's funny how the shield has the same dodges as the 2 power swords lol

you might get more(I can't remember for sure) on one of those 3, but, the dodge distances... man...

[frosty herald]

ive heard enough

nerf thammer dodges

[placid fiber]

Thammer has so much worse horde clear tho lol

than the relic

except on the ironhelm

[atomic fjord]

B-but thammer can one shot every boss

[placid fiber]

Relic can handle mixed hordes much better >.>

and elite groups

[worthy edge]

Really?

How is that a thing?

[placid fiber]

with perfectionist shroudfield

[worthy edge]

That's wild

I've never seen that

[placid fiber]

Someone almost 1 shot a plague ogryn with just that and no headtaker or sustained assault stacks iirc

or maybe it was with 2 lol

meaning on a marty build you could easily do it

[worthy edge]

Currently I'm trying to get all my zealot pens done but the ones I'm worried about are the shroudfield and martyrdom ones

[placid fiber]

the loner ones suck

[runic grotto]

Perfectionist tHammer is a meme build

[atomic fjord]

On a momentum hammer build I regularly two shot bosses lol

[placid fiber]

@open echo gimme a min and I can give you the basic core of both a finesse/crit build and a build that works with every zealot weapon

[worthy edge]

Yeah, it's a penance that forces you to actively be a detriment to your team

[runic grotto]

not really if you don't suck

But it very easily can turn you into a detriment

[atomic fjord]

It’s not a detriment it’s just only good if you’re running dodge spam

[runic grotto]

And still one unlucky trapper and u are ded

[atomic fjord]

I run book flamer zealot

I like playing support more

[runic grotto]

Killing 50 shoothers with a knife can be very useful

[worthy edge]

I mean i wouldent say I suck, I'm decent and can hold my own in auric missions but I'm nowhere near like Unc level

[atomic fjord]

And I’ve found that especially on auric and havoc

Ppl need a book

[lunar fable]

@frosty herald I heard people aren't happy with how AH added the killzone crossover stuff

[placid fiber]

@open echo Left is a non-crit build before choosing your career(generally either shroudfield or chastise) right is a crit/finesse build before choosing your career skill

[frosty herald]

1975 credits for the first page

[atomic fjord]

I HATE KNIFE

[frosty herald]

on the 23rd theyre adding the second page

[atomic fjord]

ME AND MY HOMIES HATE KNIFE

[lunar fable]

wtf

2k

[atomic fjord]

the amount of copium I consume to justify me not using knife is insane

[frosty herald]

people are rightiously angry with how overpriced the cosmetics are considering it was a warbond called rightious revenant

[misty nova]

I have this one video around, didn't one shot the plague Ogryn because I went for the body instead of the head,dealt like 50k damage

[placid fiber]

taxe and dueling sword are weapons that are finesse weapons... same for crusher <.<

[lunar fable]

I could just buy the 4 warbonds I missed from not playing

Instead of the new shit

[atomic fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-26438788

[worthy edge]

That's like heretical levels of insanity ngl

[atomic fjord]

This is peak zealot gameplay

(The music is necessary)

[placid fiber]

I didn't have my headphones on lol

[atomic fjord]

It’s white girl pop music

[worthy edge]

Im so used to having the healthbars mod that it feels wierd not seeing them

[atomic fjord]

I’m on PlayStation

[placid fiber]

Come on, use make it bun dem if ur gonna use the flamer like that lol

[atomic fjord]

No mods for me

[worthy edge]

Wait

Ps?

When did it release there

[atomic fjord]

Wdym?

[atomic fjord]

November 26th

[worthy edge]

Damn, I've been losing track of time like crazy

[placid fiber]

the song that plays in farcry 3 when you take out the flamethrower to burn the weed

[worthy edge]

Working 12 hours days will do that though

[atomic fjord]

OHHH

LMFAO

I thought you meant a blessing/perk

And I was like

[placid fiber]

no for music lol

It's the only skrillex song I kinda know <.<

[worthy edge]

So this is a semi wierd question but what is yall's favorite Darktide track?

[placid fiber]

2 headtaker and sustained stacks

[misty nova]

It's not perfect

But it's there

[placid fiber]

Meaning with 5 that would have been an easy 1 shot lol

[atomic fjord]

Warp traveler

[placid fiber]

and plague oggies have the most hp

[misty nova]

Or more martyrdom stacks

[placid fiber]

they have 0 marty stacks up lol

[worthy edge]

This is such a basic bitch answer but mines is "Kill order"

[misty nova]

Nightsider

[worthy edge]

Also should clarify my answer is basic bitch, not yours

[misty nova]

[placid fiber]

idk about my favorite darktide track, but, the imperium mix of disposal unit is good

[misty nova]

I'll get a better video later

[placid fiber]

I own the soundtrack tho on steam <.<

[worthy edge]

I think i do as well but I'm not sure, I bought the version where it gives you special cosmetics and 2400 premium currency

[placid fiber]

Same

[worthy edge]

I spent that premium currency on one of the kriegsman uniforms

[placid fiber]

I got the 1st zealot premium, the one that came with the gold mask

[worthy edge]

Im not sure i know that

[placid fiber]

I've gotten more since then, but, I'm still happy with that choice

[placid fiber]

This but with a gold mask

[worthy edge]

Ohhh

I really want that knights armor looking set

The one with the Iron halo

[placid fiber]

You know... the one most terrible zealots use lol

[worthy edge]

Tbh I've never seen a zealot run that set before

[placid fiber]

A lot of people say gold masks are some of the worst lol

I'm out there improving gold mask reputation each time I have it on lol

[worthy edge]

Fair enough

[atomic fjord]

I wish I had good zealot drip

My only good non full set drip is this

[worthy edge]

My current zealot set is just penance drip

But the set i really want is this armor but with this head

[lunar fable]

i'm on team jumpsuit

[heady quail]

What perks do you put on the Flemtower?

[atomic fjord]

Depends

Do you want to focus on crowd control or killing elites

[copper hawk]

Flak Unyielding

Flak Unarmored

Flak Elites

Flak Maniacs

W/e u hate most

• Flak

[placid fiber]

^

[heady quail]

I just want it as a fallback option for when the game throws 100 ranged enemies on the catwalk of that one ice map

[atomic fjord]

I run this w blaze away and quick reload

[lean lark]

carapace elites is the only thing it needs

[atomic fjord]

Don’t use flamer

Bolter

[copper hawk]

Blaze Away and Overpressure means you kill everything on your screen in about half a tank

[heady quail]

Bolter is too single target for what I need

[placid fiber]

carapace elites is only for if you have penetrating flames

[atomic fjord]

I like quick reload….

😔

[lean lark]

yeah which is what you should have on your flamer

pen flames blaze away

[copper hawk]

U can cancel the reload animation

Twice

Removing the tank and putting the tank in

[placid fiber]

I'm not using 5 mags of my flamer to kill 6 crushers

[copper hawk]

If u time it right it saves a second

[copper hawk]

Yah

[lean lark]

you kill crushers in one mag

[copper hawk]

I dont rlly get the pen flames meme

I used it for a bit but

The brittleness left a lot to be desired in crusher killtime

[placid fiber]

I mostly use my flamer for bulwarks and burgles

[atomic fjord]

Use Thammer w flamer

[copper hawk]

I dont rlly need it to kill crushers either

I mainly use my flamer to kill mauler packs and bulwarks

[atomic fjord]

This is my flamer build

[placid fiber]

lol

martyr's purpose

[heady quail]

Why tf are you focusing on Flamer

[atomic fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/molly-santana-lose-it-crazy-shut-up-gif-9648922720275922399

[atomic fjord]

Cause support zealot is good for havoc

[placid fiber]

also you're wounds are making your corruption removal aura less effective

since it only does it up to a wound threshold

[worthy edge]

I could show you the flamer i use that works pretty well

[placid fiber]

and +2 wounds makes it do less

[atomic fjord]

Ah ight

[copper hawk]

[atomic fjord]

Interesting

[atomic fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[placid fiber]

Kinda shooting yourself in the foot unintentionally lol

[heady quail]

The longer I look at that build the more my head hurts

[lean lark]

I'd run this but idk what your melee is

[atomic fjord]

You’re all weak

[placid fiber]

I've seen worse builds so it does nothing to me

[lean lark]

this is my defeault chorus flamer build

[atomic fjord]

Thammer

[placid fiber]

thammer without twbs

which explains why they don't use it

[worthy edge]

@atomic fjord this is what i use and it works really well with book zealot

[lean lark]

yeah you can run what I posted just as fine

[heady quail]

Where is your Second Wind?

[lean lark]

I don't need it

[atomic fjord]

I’ve been using that w unarmed snd quick reload instead

[lean lark]

I'm already running chorus

[high frigate]

hi im new i am level 30 zealot how can i get a flamer like that with those stats

[lean lark]

with backstab cdr

[placid fiber]

@atomic fjord oh and btw: piety is the worst keystone for the thammer, which explains why you didn't take crit cd rate lol

[worthy edge]

im not the best person to ask ngl, but you can't get red without mods and all the color is is a reskin

[placid fiber]

and the thing you did take doesn't work vs hounds on you

[atomic fjord]

What weapon should I use instead

[heady quail]

Don't. 60% percent on the Flamer is awful

[placid fiber]

a different build that focuses on you being worth a shit

[lean lark]

run relic blade

[placid fiber]

like this @atomic fjord

[lean lark]

relic blade flamer is very nice

[atomic fjord]

What do yall recommend I take on relic

[lean lark]

leakage rampage, maniac elites

[placid fiber]

Still this with the relic blade @atomic fjord lol

[lean lark]

swap maniacs and leakage for unarmoured wrath if you're on mk10

unarmoured for moebian 21st

[zealous mesa]

just for fun I've been trying the relic blade with the blessing that procs on block

[atomic fjord]

Idk I’ve been using my build on havoc 30+ and I’ve been fine

Yk

[lean lark]

then keep using it if you're having fun

[zealous mesa]

and I try and time powering the sword to do it (since activation is a block state)

[placid fiber]

We're just suggesting builds that will be more user friendly and work better

[atomic fjord]

I’ll use your perks ty but I like thammer lol

[leaden pebble]

i take cranial/rampage for auric, cranial/wrath for havoc
perks feel totally like personal preference honestly
i use cara/uny for havoc to get that nice boss/big boi dmg

[heady quail]

I normally put this on

[lean lark]

I recommend swapping to ironhelm though

since powered up it can help you with killing hordes

but you lose boss dmg which is alright, you'll still be doing the most with it

[placid fiber]

you do realize the relic blade only has a finesse stat and not a crit stat right?

and you don't have chastise

or crit cd rate

[leaden pebble]

i also bring marty for havoc relic blade
because
it’s peak

[heady quail]

Uh yeah. That is my IJ build. I have a different thing for Piety

[copper hawk]

Alternatively..

[placid fiber]

You're getting almost no value from scourge or crit tdr

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9da488ca-149d-448a-bd52-dfe4f41d7f95/zealot-havoc-carry-build

If u want 2 take beacon and chorus..

[misty nova]

You buy until the max stat on Damage is 60%

Then you go to Hadron and apply blessings and perks

[heady quail]

Blood Redemption is worthless, that point save on crit TDR ain't gon take me nowhere

[placid fiber]

until death...?

[heady quail]

idc

[copper hawk]

:<

[placid fiber]

Oh well

lol "that point save ain't gon take me nowhere" doesn't have until death lol

[heady quail]

Man you clogged my Mentions tab. Next time turn the pings off

[copper hawk]

U could drop disdain and the other chorus node for until death and holy rev

Oh the build is also twbsless

Ohg noh..

[placid fiber]

They don't care about making their build any better

[north sedge]

[copper hawk]

[misty nova]

You folks have this one and aren't using

[copper hawk]

[misty nova]

It would've been funnier

[north sedge]

fair point

[north sedge]

[leaden pebble]

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[leaden pebble]

zealot chat always entertaining

[misty nova]

[zealous mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-lash-sparkle-on-lash-its-wednesday-deadlock-its-wednesday-sparkle-on-gif-903126543835006241

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-ai-joker-gif-16756314525424183526

[visual blade]

which for havoc

[mighty mesa]

i'd go left

wait

right

[placid fiber]

I think the damage node is wanted for havoc, but, don't quote me on that

[visual blade]

i guess it makes sense since you're not taking damage anyway

[stone fern]

golden toughness already breaks damage

[visual blade]

and psykers want to get damage anyway because they're not supposed to be taking damage

[mighty mesa]

the dmg reduction doesnt do much, so go for dmg

[stone fern]

so dr on top of golden toughness is overkill

[twin veldt]

Is this hammer good?

[visual blade]

what's the gun of choice?

[visual blade]

get thrust on it instead of trauma

[placid fiber]

Not especially with how much easier it is to get a god roll, you want defences to be at 60%

and yeah thrust and headtaker and unyielding + flak/carapace/elites

[visual blade]

and try to dump either defences or crowd control (probably crowd control)

[twin veldt]

Its being sold at melk rn and I just wanna get some better than I have now

[placid fiber]

crowd control affects attack speed

[visual blade]

instead of headtaker?

[placid fiber]

I fixed it

[visual blade]

i thought it affected it less nevermind

[twin veldt]

And this one?

[placid fiber]

bonuses to defences are less beneficial that bonuses to crowd control

[visual blade]

at 80 you can get like 12% attack speed for free if my quick math serves right

[placid fiber]

bad

You want defences to be dumped

not crowd control

[twin veldt]

Understandable

[visual blade]

i like the push cost to be as low as possible because of how hammer needs to deal with hordes

[placid fiber]

Uh

You just heavy on the crucis for hordes

and special heavy 1/2 on the ironhelm

[zealous mesa]

Sometimes you wanna push

hammer doesn't have great dodges

[placid fiber]

maybe, but, you're not push attacking for dps against hordes generally

[visual blade]

try not to get staggered or ripped to shreds by 3 tons of poxwalkers

[placid fiber]

You use twbs with the thammer

you don't get hitstunned with twbs

[visual blade]

which is where the 2nd part of that sentence comes in

[zealous mesa]

Or you can just not be hit by pushing

and don't take bleed damage

[placid fiber]

Yep, push the horde... then continue heavying

[visual blade]

wait why tf do i have slaughterer on my hammer

[zealous mesa]

horde clear?

[placid fiber]

slaughterer helps slightly more with horde clear

it's just less consistent

[copper hawk]

Womp womp

[visual blade]

i thought i had headtaker

[copper hawk]

Yah defenses

Like dpw said

[zealous mesa]

I have hammerblow and Skullcrusher I think

[placid fiber]

You want thrust and headtaker/slaughterer lol

[copper hawk]

Hter/slaught + thrust has been and will likely continue to be the meta of the thammer

Suggest tryin that w ur thammer first

I prefer hter personally since it's more consistent

[placid fiber]

Same

[copper hawk]

But slaught is good too

Consider taking grievous wounds as well

[visual blade]

what gun for chorus havoc?

[copper hawk]

A headshot w a heavy will stagger ragers out of their combo

Flamer

[visual blade]

👍

[placid fiber]

this has been the meta since ye olden days

and has yet to change

[copper hawk]

Byeah,,

[placid fiber]

Other weapons have changed some for their metas

like heavy sword going from headtaker + rampage to headtaker + deathblow/rampage

[copper hawk]

It's hter and dblow

[zealous mesa]

The only weapon I've ever meta'd is power sword because it's honestly unusable without power cycler and sunder or brutal momentum

[copper hawk]

No argument rlly

[placid fiber]

crusher going from skullcrusher + whatever 2nd blessing to skullcrusher + slaughterer

[copper hawk]

It was so and hammerblow

Sc*

[placid fiber]

It really is, but, the option is left there

[copper hawk]

Now yah it's slaught skull

[placid fiber]

cause randos

[visual blade]

what perks for flamer?

[copper hawk]

Flak unarmored

[placid fiber]

flak + whatever u want dead most

[visual blade]

not blessings, perks

[plucky gate]

I think it was only rampage back when it was bugged and had two effects

[copper hawk]

Flak unyielding

[visual blade]

coolio

[copper hawk]

Blessings r overpressure and blaze away

[visual blade]

flakiac

[zealous mesa]

I always took reload speed because I hate how long the flamer takes

[copper hawk]

Dont recommend penetrating flames

[placid fiber]

deathblow didn't become good until more recently iirc

[visual blade]

quiickflame my goat

[copper hawk]

:<

Seeing fucked up hs's in lobbies breaks my heart,,

It's such an easy wpn 2 build ,,

[visual blade]

heavy swords?

[placid fiber]

I generally just run headtaker + deathblow

[copper hawk]

Yah

[visual blade]

legit anything works

[placid fiber]

You get more use out of headtaker + deathblow on the heavy sword

[copper hawk]

Dblow and hter w flakiac is what i think is probably the best imo

[placid fiber]

^

[visual blade]

maybe except like... rampage for the one that only has overhead for heavies

[copper hawk]

Dblow lets you kill up to 5 enemies a swing

[plucky gate]

Oh right, deathblow got changed a long time ago

[copper hawk]

Nothing else rlly compares

[visual blade]

i fucking hate myself sometimes

i say rampage wouldn't work

[placid fiber]

deathblow lets you clear more hordlings with them, tho

[visual blade]

and then i have this

[copper hawk]

Very few weapons let you kill more than 3 at once

[visual blade]

can't make this shiit up

[copper hawk]

Dblow,, pls put dblow on it ,,

[visual blade]

ion even use it

[copper hawk]

Especially on the hs 9

[visual blade]

i rolled this way back when, it worked, did a couple matches with it, quit it

[placid fiber]

some weapons have more leeway for blessings, but, for getting the most out of them they generally have 1 real set up

[copper hawk]

Yah

I try not to build my weapons to do everything

I play to their strengths instead of having them be shit at everything

[visual blade]

i don't think i should say how i have my knife set up

[copper hawk]

When I use hs9 I run a bolter usually

[placid fiber]

Like you can get away with thrust + momentum on the thammer while learning how to use it... but when you want optimal use out of it you want thrust and headtaker/slaughterer

[visual blade]

fuck it i'm in for bullying anyway

[copper hawk]

Idk if any of the knife nerdz r on rn

Ive never played knife

[placid fiber]

And?

[copper hawk]

I refuse to use it

[placid fiber]

I see nothing wrong with it

[violet hornet]

That's not bad

[placid fiber]

That's a good knife lol

[copper hawk]

Lurkin jawa..

[visual blade]

flesh tearer?

[violet hornet]

You could stab heads with that

[plucky gate]

78 finesse
sorry it's trash

[placid fiber]

uncanny makes bleed useable on the knife

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hello-cat-peek-cat-door-cat-peek-door-gif-17361470248875227911

[visual blade]

it's my bad habit to just light attack fuckers because crits go brrr

[placid fiber]

I use the mk6 whenever I use the knife. I legit hate the mk3 knife

it doesn't feel good for me

[copper hawk]

Use a chord 13 if u like to lightspam w crits

[visual blade]

i hate the mk6's light attacks lol

[copper hawk]

Its finesse damage carries in full to every enemy it hits

[visual blade]

which is why i use the mk3

[placid fiber]

you... pretty much don't use the mk6's light attacks lol

[visual blade]

i don't have a preference for heavyes but it feels easier to hit heads with the mk3's so i do that

yeah that's the problem

[placid fiber]

unless ur doing heavy 1 heavy 2 light light for ur cleave combo

[visual blade]

for my style of knife, mk6 is dookiie

[placid fiber]

I get the mk3 as a knife

it just doesn't vibe with me

[copper hawk]

Knife is ebil

[violet hornet]

Mk6 knife is for people that want to push attack + heavy loop spam

[copper hawk]

Knife, rashad, ds i think hurt new players the most

[placid fiber]

I never considered the knife as a damnation weapon until the mk6 came out

[copper hawk]

Teaches them bad habitz..

[placid fiber]

This is da wae

[visual blade]

absolutely. i picked up knife only after realizing what it can do when played correctly

[copper hawk]

I will tut tut and schoolmarm till the end of my dayz..

[placid fiber]

It couldn't teach me bad habits lol

I didn't use it long enough

[visual blade]

and ds for beginners wasn't a thing when i was a beginner, and i wouldn't have used it on even psyker until i was told it's good

[placid fiber]

I like the mk4 way back when

never used it much tho

[visual blade]

i will never forgive FS for making DS an all class weapon

[placid fiber]

way before uncanny was good

[rocky nacelle]

Flak unyld, uncanny/precog 60 mobi

good to go

[copper hawk]

Flesh tearer lacerate

[rocky nacelle]

I rescind my good morning

[visual blade]

lacerate makes me vomit

[placid fiber]

What do you think of this relic blade build, paradise? lol #zealot-class message

[copper hawk]

Careful u dont ping him

He'll omni man u

[visual blade]

is inex the way to play relic?

[placid fiber]

Wouldn't want that lol

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1164838809641426944/1316323377182539776/bridget-guilty-gear.gif

[copper hawk]

Yeah

Cuz of its dog ass dodges

[zealous mesa]

Met a guy using lacerate and riposte(?) the blessing giving finesse bonus on dodging

[violet hornet]

IJ relic blade with chorus seems like an odd mix

[rocky nacelle]

interesting but it could be shittier

[copper hawk]

Inex helps w thst tremendously

[zealous mesa]

It was goofy

[placid fiber]

it's for havoc iirc

[violet hornet]

But I've mainly been doing piety for book spam in havocs

[copper hawk]

U rlly need a crit weapon to run chorus

For IoD

[rocky nacelle]

if I was gonna spam book I’d use a crit weapon to abuse IOD though

and relic is not that imo

[copper hawk]

Yep yep

[visual blade]

i used it with piety and it felt fine i dunno

[copper hawk]

Too slow no shred

[placid fiber]

Yeah, they could trade duellist for swift certainty

[copper hawk]

The premier wpn for cdr, dps, and crit is the chord 13

Pairs the best w book

Maximizes damage minimizes downtime

[rocky nacelle]

turn on your weapon and you murder everything before scourge procs (good luck getting crit chance from everything dying in 2 hits)

[visual blade]

what about shank?

[copper hawk]

Shank ? The knife ?

[visual blade]

cuz i was gonna use shank for book

[violet hornet]

Relic doesn't get much crit blessings support but it still does good crit damage and the chances are high enough without blessing support to be decent still

[visual blade]

yes

[copper hawk]

Idk i dont use it

Knife and chord 13 r inverted

[rocky nacelle]

people do knife chorus in high havocs it’s fine

[copper hawk]

Chord 13 kills everything not carapace incredibly well

Struggles w carapace

[visual blade]

cuz shank with iod is crazy cds

[copper hawk]

It's the ultimate horde management tool

[visual blade]

i think i'm terrified of ragers but who isn't

[rocky nacelle]

ds/knife/tax/CSword are gonna give you the best abuse out of IOD

for crit spam

[violet hornet]

I just wanted a decent all rounder melee for handling hordes, carapace, and bosses

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSDGVwSZZDg0tev-s/spok?invite=cr-MSxlR1csMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[violet hornet]

Granted I have been using book less and less as I become more comfortable with relic / havoc so I should try IJ again

[placid fiber]

that's the mk7 right?

[rocky nacelle]

going to relic blade chastise havocs now

[placid fiber]

oh wait

no

[copper hawk]

Mk 13

[placid fiber]

mk13g

[copper hawk]

Only 13 and 4

[placid fiber]

I thought it was a taxe at first

[visual blade]

think i might give the 13 a chance

[placid fiber]

mk13g is op

[visual blade]

i like the 4 a lot

[placid fiber]

hordes? light spam

[violet hornet]

I want to but my team often folds if I don't have a book lol

[visual blade]

because heavies are so hot for it

[placid fiber]

watch the blender in action... ?????... profit...

[violet hornet]

At least on blight missions I need beacon of purity which I'm only running on a book build

[visual blade]

(this is coming from somebody whose favorite musical instrument is the electric guitar when it sounds like a chainsaw)

[copper hawk]

It's broken lol

One of the best wpns in the game

[placid fiber]

the mk13g is legit op

[copper hawk]

Fastest horde clear in the game according to the spreadsheet

[placid fiber]

I used it for a few matches and it was definitely op lol

[copper hawk]

Ppl sleep on it heby..

[placid fiber]

it made my ds4 looks average/mid with how fast it mulched hordes lol

[copper hawk]

Yah

[violet hornet]

If it's that strong, why was it universally planned on release as being garbage in comparison to the Mk4? Did it get buffed?

[copper hawk]

Cc build

[visual blade]

i hate that the only weapon i have maxed rn is the ds

[copper hawk]

Idk why it was panned

Most ppl I guess didnt know how to use it

[placid fiber]

^

[violet hornet]

Probably awkward moveset I'm guessing

[copper hawk]

Or didnt know about the finesse quirk/bug

[placid fiber]

more than likely

[worthy edge]

man no-one is playing Havoc rn

[copper hawk]

And unusual blessing set up to reach its maximum potential

Since u build around the finesse quirk

[placid fiber]

shred + wrath

[copper hawk]

Yah

[placid fiber]

definitely a weird combo

[copper hawk]

The iv is shit to me now

[placid fiber]

the 4 was fun to use a while back, but, compared to the mk13 it's ass at horde clear lol

[violet hornet]

Isn't this also just light spam? What's the difference?

[copper hawk]

Single target lights

[placid fiber]

the mk4 is heavy spam for hordes

[copper hawk]

Yah

Slower mg 13

Still struggles the same with none of the benefits

[placid fiber]

it still clears hordes, but, not at mk13 speeds

[violet hornet]

Never heard of using Mk4 heavies for horde honestly, I heard it was all about the light spam for hordes

[copper hawk]

Aka against carapace

It staggers crushers on a revd heavy though

But not the 13

For some rsn

Roundfish spaghetti voodoo

[violet hornet]

Odd how you seem to have the exact opposite experience that I have with these two weapons lol, I have always found the 13g slower than the 4 for lights

[placid fiber]

crushers were the 1 thing that scared me on my Vet when I used the mk4 lol

I didn't have an armor killing gun

Still pulled off some great clutches tho

[violet hornet]

But I haven't used Mk4 in a while and I've only used 13g maybe twice since release

[earnest quartz]

I'm looking at doing the Loner penances (because I imagine they're by far the hardest ones to do given my playstyle)
is there like, an idiot proof guide/build for this?

[copper hawk]

U poor soul,,

[placid fiber]

^

[rocky nacelle]

Meh they’ll figure it out

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/stk-oryx-angry-attack-shooting-gif-14743692857575838126

[lament blaze]

Whats that one again?

[grizzled aspen]

Use mk3 knife or mk4 ds, use IJ for your keystone, run ahead of your team, don't die.

[placid fiber]

any penance that causes pain in one's soul

like oggy ones

[mighty mesa]

who doesnt get irrationally angry when they see sandbags in the wild

[placid fiber]

WHY! WHY SANDBAG WHY?!?!?!

[earnest quartz]

this is the one I think will hurt the most to do

[placid fiber]

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[grizzled aspen]

People that realize sandbags catch bullets.

[placid fiber]

unless they fixed it the enemies still have to have their ranged out when you get the backstab kill otherwise it counts as a melee kill(if their melee is out)

[lament blaze]

Ohhhh this one. Grindy but not hard

[rocky nacelle]

yeah I’m never finishing the loner or smite penances

[lament blaze]

Yeah im just letting that one sit for now

[rocky nacelle]

stronger pilgrims than me

[mighty mesa]

ill never get that one done

[grizzled aspen]

I'm stronger than you then.

:)

[rocky nacelle]

did you beat h40?

[grizzled aspen]

I have all class penances done.

[rocky nacelle]

not strong enough I guess

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grizzled aspen]

You can't manage to run 3 matches with loner for some easy backstabs, stfu.

[rocky nacelle]

cause it’s boring

[placid fiber]

^

[rocky nacelle]

imagine willingly doing boring challenges

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, so is hav40.

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I do so love being a walking cc tool!

[rocky nacelle]

ah coconuts to apples good comparison frog

[mighty mesa]

i dont like being that person, but the one thing that has kept me from doin higher havocs is the team im playing with isnt the best

[lament blaze]

If the penance rewards were good I'd have an incentive to do them

But imo there isn't a single penance reward that is good. The skins are all B tier at best

[mighty mesa]

we have a psyker that constantly over extends and ends up on the other side of the map for example

[placid fiber]

the thing that has kept me from doing havoc is I don't want to play darktide like a mmorpg

[rocky nacelle]

BASED sibling

[grizzled aspen]

Force them to change classes?

[rocky nacelle]

fuck all these S key holders

[grizzled aspen]

The psyker determines where the team should go.

Bubble is that useful.

[mighty mesa]

oohh he doesnt do bubble

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that's an issue.

[rocky nacelle]

more based as I learn about this guy

[grizzled aspen]

He will be skill gated by Emperor's fading light.

[mighty mesa]

he refuses to go anything except gunker or voidstrike staff

[rocky nacelle]

Wow he’s actually me

that’s hilarious

[grizzled aspen]

Para, you literally get to be dps because the people you run with are willing to be the support.

Stfu.

[rocky nacelle]

anything besides gunker and voidstrike sucks

[rocky nacelle]

You should know I volunteered to be book also

if you wanna throw shit

[grizzled aspen]

The fucking ego on you is insufferable, smh.

[rocky nacelle]

but dorn said I should just be the brain dead DPS

[rocky nacelle]

Right back at you chuddy

[grizzled aspen]

"Chud" get better material.

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao don’t be mad it’s what you are

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[grizzled aspen]

Who said I was mad?

[rocky nacelle]

don’t need new material if it’s what you are

[grizzled aspen]

Projection isn't a good look.

[mighty mesa]

and everytime i try to help with get a better build, he refuses to listen, and takes it as an insult; "oh you think i cant build my own builds"

[rocky nacelle]

you should try ur advice sometime

[grizzled aspen]

That sounds like you need new friends tbh.

Basic criticism to tackle the toughest mode in the game.

[mighty mesa]

nah in general he is quite nice, just has a big ego problem

[grizzled aspen]

Sounds like someone I know...

🤔

[mighty mesa]

ive known him since like 1999-2000

[hearty nebula]

kill him with rock

[grizzled aspen]

Holy hell you're old.

[hearty nebula]

OLD

OLD FART

[mighty mesa]

im only 31 😦

[grizzled aspen]

Ancient, decrepit, even.

[hearty nebula]

Turning to dust as we speak

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah yeah let's get you back to bed, senior citizen.

[mighty mesa]

people call me hag

[hearty nebula]

because you are a hag

hag

[grizzled aspen]

Remember to take your teeth out before you go to sleep.

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/suzumura-sango-sango-suzumura-tropical-rouge-precure-precure-cry-gif-15548009849124019140

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[placid fiber]

Tag?

We're playing tag?

[hearty nebula]

this is a strict no old person zone

shut up dark

[placid fiber]

lol

[mighty mesa]

hey atleast i mained handmaiden kerillian in vt2

[violet hornet]

Hag tag

[mighty mesa]

with spear and shield

[hearty nebula]

snoreillian...

[grizzled aspen]

If you are older than me you are an old, ancient being that went to school with Moses. If you are younger than me, you are a little baby and need to not talk to me.

[placid fiber]

That's what I was thinking x.x

[mighty mesa]

to keep the lumberfoots alive

[visual stream]

I'm 22 and it feels like the muscles are sloughing off of my bones, do I count

[hearty nebula]

sure

[grizzled aspen]

Go to the gym smh.

[hearty nebula]

or that yeah

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-sad-stick-disappear-leaving-gif-3212333050776233083

[hearty nebula]

stop being a lazy sack of shit and get off yo got damn pc

[opal star]

what if we're the same age

[hearty nebula]

go on a walk smh

[visual stream]

I work in a warehouse gang

Too tired for gym

[grizzled aspen]

The law requires I have to fight you to assert dominance.

[hearty nebula]

fake

[visual stream]

Maybe I should ingest more caffeine :D

You're right I lied

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/vesuvius-baby-baby-ash-gif-2339947883921805569

[placid fiber]

Ah so if you're older than me you are an old, ancient being that went to school with Moses.

[grizzled aspen]

Tackle your diet before you think about going to the gym.

[gleaming furnace]

More caffeine is almost always the answer

[grizzled aspen]

Cut caffeine and excess sugars out of your diet first.

[violet hornet]

Welcome to peeing twice per hour

[grizzled aspen]

You will see your energy levels spike if you can handle it.

[gleaming furnace]

Listen here kid, im so old I drive around with a cane

[visual stream]

Thankfully I'm not one of those "don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" "morning people"

[opal star]

ate a caffinated chocolate bar once
that thing didn't do SHIT

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine being fully awake by the time your feet touch the floor in the morning.

[violet hornet]

Yet

[visual stream]

Yet

[grizzled aspen]

It's so fucking nice.

[gleaming furnace]

I can imagine it but I keep energy drinks by my bed

[visual stream]

Yeah it's like no matter how much I eat I can not gain weight

[grizzled aspen]

Energy drinks do not give you energy lmao.

Caffeine just suppresses your feeling of tiredness.

[gleaming furnace]

Maybe maybe not but they’re good for washing down other stuff that does give energy

[grizzled aspen]

Stop drinking them, your wallet will be able to afford real good food if you do.

[placid fiber]

All they do is make u get tired faster x.x

[gleaming furnace]

My wallet is just fine thank you

[grizzled aspen]

You know how hard spinach goes?

[visual stream]

I'm being ironic about the caffeine anyhow

[grizzled aspen]

I love my spinach and chicken salads.

[visual stream]

I get Spinach every time I go to Soubway

[placid fiber]

probably not very far cuz it's a leaf

and leaves aren't hard

[gleaming furnace]

Spinach is fucking disgusting

[grizzled aspen]

Im going to throw you into a volcano.

[visual stream]

Probably not as nutritious tho

[placid fiber]

I deserve it lol

[grizzled aspen]

It is not, what? It's literally a leaf.

[violet hornet]

Caffeine's also an anti inflammatory so if you have allergies that affect you while you're asleep it'll slap those outta you real quick

[gleaming furnace]

Spinach is what my food eats

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not asking you to eat spinach by itself.

Eat it with other stuff.

[violet hornet]

Spinach is hype when done correctly

[placid fiber]

spinach by itself is mid, spinach in a salad is good

[grizzled aspen]

Get a little ranch dressing, pound some chicken flat and grill it, dice it, eat chicken and spinach with said dressing.

[opal star]

spinach with lemon pepper 😋

[violet hornet]

Raw baby spinach, balsamic vinaigrette, some Parm cheese and croutons was my go to salad years ago

Chopped seasoned tomatoes if I had em

[grizzled aspen]

That's valid but I don't like vinegarettes.

[violet hornet]

Well you are wrong, frog

[grizzled aspen]

Impossible.

The Frog is always correct in matters of taste.

[violet hornet]

Just like your refusal to accept the taste buds in your ass

[grizzled aspen]

You are talking to a professional fat man.

[mighty mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/scrumdiddlyumptious-hulkenberg-metaphor-refantazio-atlus-yummers-gif-17445515493455474220

[grizzled aspen]

Knife ear...

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/diplein-jim-carey-taste-try-cook-gif-21718584

[grizzled aspen]

But yes, spinach is good, you just have to eat it with the right things.

[violet hornet]

You consume grubs

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-hazen-audel-a-larvae-lunch-primal-survivor-protein-gif-19207478

[grizzled aspen]

You can even get some gnocchi and put spinach into some gnocchi soup.

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299472118827974707/1318586647721414697/tumblr_308302752b1cda5d40e7eb846c5add8f_7ecc37f5_640.webp

[placid fiber]

They're full of protein

[violet hornet]

Spinach artichoke dip my beloved

[grizzled aspen]

Gnocchi soup is peak.

[grizzled aspen]

That shit is fucking vile.

[lament blaze]

Spinach is neutral. Outside of salads and for coloring I don't think it ever really does much.

Nice and healthy though, so eat your spinach.

[grizzled aspen]

"Yes, I will make a dip made out of artichokes, the nastiest fish on the planet."

[violet hornet]

Artichoke gang rise up

That ain't a fish

[grizzled aspen]

I thought artichokes were fish?

[violet hornet]

Are you legit confusing artichokes with anchovies?

[hybrid jewel]

Wat. You mean anchovies?

[grizzled aspen]

ITS A PLANT

WHAT

[violet hornet]

Yes lmao

[grizzled aspen]

THEN WHAT IS ARTICHOKE HEARTS

[violet hornet]

It's in the same family as broccoli, asparagus and other greens

It's the middle of the plant

[grizzled aspen]

Oh well, either way I know it tastes nasty.

[violet hornet]

The top grows a bulb of layered leafs and the center has a meaty kinda texture

[grizzled aspen]

I may have been confusing the two, yes.

[copper hawk]

Grubs..

[grizzled aspen]

Yuck.

[drowsy steppe]

Im a grub..

[grizzled aspen]

Omg Cica hiiiiii!!!!

[copper hawk]

U r a grub..

[violet hornet]

Canned artichoke is shit, gotta get them marinated in glass

[copper hawk]

Henlo

[drowsy steppe]

the worse grub..

[copper hawk]

Noh..

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I know not to get canned stuff, but it still does not taste good.

[copper hawk]

Only 1 ,, bearz that title ,,

[violet hornet]

I used to think so too until I had some dank pizza with it on there that flipped my perception of it

[grizzled aspen]

I am an alfredo pizza enjoyer.

[violet hornet]

Yep that's the kind it works on lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Noh...

[violet hornet]

People are allowed to not like things tho, I have had good mushrooms but in general I'm avoiding them unless they're cooked down or chopped very finely

MFS putting them shits raw on a salad makes me gag

[drowsy steppe]

@spare talon

[grizzled aspen]

Lemme run through the stuff I dont eat

squash
black eyed peas
collared greens
most pork
beets
radishes
tomatoes, when not in sauce
fish, except catfish/salmon

[stone fern]

simp

SIMP

[grizzled aspen]

That list is likely longer but those are the worst offenders.

[stone fern]

tomatoes
pork
greens
Squash
fish

chat

kill that guy

[violet hornet]

Almost all of those are only good when used / prepped correctly and are awful no matter what when someone starts with a bad one to begin with

[grizzled aspen]

Squash has an ok flavor but the texture is terrible.

[copper hawk]

Le epic green text

[grizzled aspen]

Pork, I just don't find to taste well, same with fish.

[violet hornet]

They are reasonable to avoid because most times you are served them, they will be shit

They both have a funk when not prepped correctly

[grizzled aspen]

Greens and tomatoes are a texture thing, too.

[copper hawk]

Sundried tomatoes in pesto..

Yummer..

[grizzled aspen]

See this I could eat.

[violet hornet]

Yeah that shit slaps

[opal star]

do yall fw asparagus

[violet hornet]

I am still confused by pork chops, I have never had one that wasn't crunchy, impossible to cut even with a fork and knife, and they're all flavorless

[grizzled aspen]

It's possible to have good porkchops.

[violet hornet]

Baked until the tips are crispy, shit is fire

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-mgr-mgr-raiden-handshake-hug-gif-25122328

[grizzled aspen]

My favorite way to make them, and the only way I will eat them, is smothered porkchops.

[opal star]

Smothered or fried for me

[grizzled aspen]

Cream of celery soup go brrrr.

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/kingassripper-pizza-gravy-food-gif-27094391

[grizzled aspen]

The ones I make, you have to be careful with, because they will literally disintegrate when you go to lift them out of the pan.

They are that level of tender.

[violet hornet]

See that sounds much more appealing than a pork chop you could patch a tire with

[stone fern]

NOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE MAYO POSTING

I ESCAPED 3 SERVERS BECAUSE OF HIM

[violet hornet]

It's just a light drizzle

[frosty herald]

It amazes me how we discovered flour in the middle ages

[violet hornet]

Really begs the question what people were making bread out of before then

And what they were doing with wheat before then, if anything

(probably making gruel with it like oatmeal)

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/mayo-mayonnaise-mayogrp-gif-19001901

[violet hornet]

Dip your fries in mayo

It will ruin other dipping condiments for your fries forever

[placid fiber]

dip your pancakes in mayo

[violet hornet]

Dip your entire body in mayo

[placid fiber]

Dip your friends in mayo

[twin wagon]

[violet hornet]

I know someone that slathers a turkey with mayo before baking it

[placid fiber]

[violet hornet]

Swears by the mayo bird

[grizzled aspen]

Real mayonnaise, my beloved...

Miracle whip is fucking gross.

[violet hornet]

Quality mayo is goated

I don't think I've bought anything but Duke's since I bought the first jar tbh

[placid fiber]

I've been having mayo so long that when my wife accidentally got miracle whip once it was absolutely disgusting to me

[visual blade]

the one time i play a more supportive build for my zealot, i get smite only psykers

[violet hornet]

Miracle whip can be okay on a cheap deli meat sandwich but will never be as good as mayo, it'll always be second class sandwich sludge

[grizzled aspen]

Lots of people I know swear by dukes mayonnaise but I only buy hellmans.

[twin wagon]

Mayo sucks and the cult of adding cheese/mayo to dishes is an American disgrace

[twin wagon]

Only exception, hellmans good

[grizzled aspen]

You are an idiot that will never know the joy of a grilled cheese made with mayonnaise.

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[twin wagon]

Cheese sucks.

[violet hornet]

I grew up on Hellman's and dukes seems richer somehow

[twin wagon]

Remove taste from your dish.

[placid fiber]

it isn't for everyone, but, saying it sucks is just funny

[violet hornet]

Yeah I'm gonna assume the massive market for cheese and varieties of cheese begs to differ

[placid fiber]

^

[violet hornet]

The industry that produces it does suck tho

[lament blaze]

Delusional.

Mayo is a key component to many of the greatest burger/wrap/sandwich sauces

[grizzled aspen]

You have GOT to be baiting at this point.

[violet hornet]

Mayo is the base of a million delicious sauces as well

[placid fiber]

I think they're serious lol

[twin wagon]

There's a market for feet.

The existance of a market doesn't mean it's good. Most dishes add cheese to hide bad flavour.

[violet hornet]

I heard a lot of Asian folks don't like cheese

[placid fiber]

and the market for feet is vastly smaller than the market for cheese

[grizzled aspen]

Name one.

[violet hornet]

Most dishes add cheese because they want a layer of cheese on top

[twin wagon]

For once no, I hate cheese with passion and believe pizza without cheese is better to taste the quality of the sauce.

Too many places resort to cheese, spice and other sauces to camuflage poor cooking

[lament blaze]

Most dishes add cheese to add flavor

Cheese is the primary fermented additive for foods in the west.

[violet hornet]

Yeah we like that good funk

[twin wagon]

The west sucks

[lament blaze]

That would be like saying Most dishes add soy sauce to hide bad flavor

[placid fiber]

You can hate cheese all you want, and to you cheese might suck. but saying it flat out sucks is just bad taste

[violet hornet]

No one is making feet flavored crackers as their main snack product

[twin wagon]

Pizzas, pasta, sushi

[golden rain]

I come back to Zealot chat and it's a discussion about cheese, of all things.

God I love this channel.

[twin wagon]

I disagree.

[placid fiber]

those are markets for feet?

[twin wagon]

No, I hope not atleast

[violet hornet]

Majority of western cultures have a cheese that's unique to their heritage, but they don't have a heritage feet recipe

[golden rain]

Although I do have one thing I'd like to add about cheese

[grizzled aspen]

Pizza is fine, just don't make a super fuckin greasy one. Pasta doesn't have to have unholy amounts of cheese at all, I could make a spaghetti dish that uses zero cheese and you would absolutely destroy it. Sushi, I have NEVER seen cheese be added to.

[violet hornet]

Can you provide an example of a snack cracker that's flavored with feet?

[copper hawk]

HATE mayo

[placid fiber]

The existence of a market doesn't mean it is good, the size of a market does however tend to show that isn't a small amount of consumers that enjouy it

[copper hawk]

HATE food

[twin wagon]

UK also has a tradition of grabbing French dishes and ruining them

[copper hawk]

Did u knoe 100% of ppl who eat food

DIE

[grizzled aspen]

Was about to say you don't even eat.

[copper hawk]

[twin wagon]

Thankfully no

[grizzled aspen]

Go drink your soylent smh.