#zealot-class
frosty herald
gray ice
I'd recommend pentiment, pretty good
frozen kernel
Why do I want that responsibility
frozen kernel
I can’t manage trade routes, I do psycho
fleet zealot
the setting makes no sense
rocky nacelle
no one recommending the real good games
gray ice
Thee who tries not may end up rhyming a lot
rocky nacelle
frozen kernel
no one recommending the real good games
Rayman Legends
fleet zealot
no one recommending the real good games
holocure?
leaden pebble
blasphemous go hard
frozen kernel
Ima be honest, conehead character killed Blasphemous for me before I even played it
Just looks so goofy
I know it’s fire
fleet zealot
rubs hands lemme see here
leaden pebble
tactical breach wizards my goty
fleet zealot
you got stars wars battlefront 2 classic edition?
frozen kernel
2005 ye
frosty herald
https://store.steampowered.com/app/774361/Blasphemous/
twin wagon
My goty was darktide, because it would have been funny to have this game be there
mighty mesa
https://store.steampowered.com/app/774361/Blasphemous/
penitente
twin wagon
Jokes aside I voted for Age of Wonders 4
gray ice
that battlefront 2 remaster was a fucking tragedy
rocky nacelle
you got stars wars battlefront 2 classic edition?
i dont
sad it died after a bit though
gray ice
I wish they'da lit that studio up
twin wagon
It's EA
frozen kernel
that battlefront 2 remaster was a fucking tragedy
I heard nothing but awful things
remote lark
leaden pebble
tactical breach wizards, balatro and pacific drive are my top 3 for 2024
remote lark
soykers
twin wagon
If triple A, doesn't exist
gray ice
I heard nothing but awful things
because it was nothing but awful
fleet zealot
sad it died after a bit though
not the remaster
fleet zealot
the remaster was ass
twin wagon
frozen kernel
Tactical Breach Wizards makes me wish for Magicka 3 but we have Helldivers 2
I want Magicka Vietnam in thirdperson on UE5
fleet zealot
4k ai upscaled textures, terrible everything, stealing a modder's assets
lunar fable
I just got the new warbond
fleet zealot
classic edition is the one that was on steam before the remaster
twin wagon
Tactical Breach Wizards makes me wish for Magicka 3 but we have Helldivers 2
And arrowhead won't make more magicka games
sadly
gray ice
classic edition is the one that was on steam before the remaster
the ONLY one that shoulda ever been up
fleet zealot
and it's good if you can handle it not being the prettiest game
fleet zealot
yea idk how they fucked up the battlefront 1-2 remaster harder than blizz did on war3
frosty herald
I got the cinderblock armor
fleet zealot
but they did
rocky nacelle
not the remaster
well I have neither
leaden pebble
https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-food-finally-some-good-fucking-food-master-...
so real
frosty herald
Looks pretty bulky and cool
gray ice
didn't that new hyper light drifter game get announced
leaden pebble
a good looking set that also has a great perk? waow!
fleet zealot
bloons td 6 is too easy
frozen kernel
didn't that new hyper light drifter game get announced
It’s uhhhh
lunar fable
It was just 4 of us charging in and poking everything to death
buoyant pecan
yea idk how they fucked up the battlefront 1-2 remaster harder than blizz did on...
I honestly wish Dice just didn't do a loot box shop at all
The multi-player for BF2 was actually fun
frozen kernel
A huge departure from the first game
People are mixed about the reveal
Understandably
fleet zealot
huh i have torchlight 2
gray ice
oh hey queen
fleet zealot
why did i barely play it
fleet zealot
I honestly wish Dice just didn't do a loot box shop at all
The multi-player for...
NOT THE new age
gray ice
jesus that's like 11 or sumn years ago
fleet zealot
the classics
frozen kernel
Torchlight 2 was fucking awesome
fleet zealot
damn
gray ice
torchlight 2
frozen kernel
I played that on a craptop with no internet back in middle school
gray ice
i haven't heard that since the nixon administration 
fleet zealot
also i think, after the put New BF2 on life support they made the systems good
so it's actually fun to play now i heard
buoyant pecan
The Classics were beyond goated but i know what Dice makes.
They weren't recreating that
buoyant pecan
Especially when some of what made OG Bf1 and BF2 great was a bit of the jank
gray ice
so it's actually fun to play now i heard
for all 12 people left playing it because they were a year and a half too late
lunar fable
BTD6 is super fun
fleet zealot
The Classics were beyond goated but i know what Dice makes.
They weren't recreat...
dice didn't do the remasters
frozen kernel
I think more people are playing EA SWBF2 than the remaster
fleet zealot
aspyr did
frozen kernel
Because it’s just…better
fleet zealot
yea EA SWBF2 isn't bad now
grizzled aspen
Yes Bark degrade my most played class
No that isn't how this works, you're supposed to degrade Lumii instead.
buoyant pecan
dice didn't do the remasters
Wait they remastered the original games???
fleet zealot
it's just, on life support
frozen kernel
Like OG BF2 is nice for the nostalgia but like
fleet zealot
Wait they remastered the original games???
YES and it was ass
buoyant pecan
How did that slip under my radar
gray ice
How did that slip under my radar
cuz it was dogshit
rocky nacelle
<a:monky:1143272606447968256>
fleet zealot
it actually runs worse than the normal ports you had before the remaster
buoyant pecan
HOW DID THEY MESS THAT UP ALL THEY TO DO WAS LITERALLY COPY PASTE IT AND LET IT HAVE SERVERS
fleet zealot
4k upscaled textures forced to be downloaded with no compression
hybrid jewel
Tried the OG Touhou Castlevania 1/2 yet? Koumajou Densetsu 1/2?
delicate shadow
I just love bard shit
twin wagon
No that isn't how this works, you're supposed to degrade Lumii instead.
Very well
@remote lark you only play zealot and psyker because you can't time your dodges like an Ogryn has to
This is not me criticising Fatsharks inability to buff Ogryn and keep him good for more than 4 months
lunar fable
https://tenor.com/view/bloons-when-they-see-path-gif-21628175
I have the video version that has the theme playing
But it's on my pc
fleet zealot
HOW DID THEY MESS THAT UP ALL THEY TO DO WAS LITERALLY COPY PASTE IT AND LET IT ...
the servers were worse than the private servers on standard classic
rocky nacelle
Tried the OG Touhou Castlevania 1/2 yet? Koumajou Densetsu 1/2?
I have not
fleet zealot
it was just, bad in everyway
rocky nacelle
this is likely my first time hearing about it unless I look it up
fleet zealot
they also stole a modder's assets/code for kit fisto
buoyant pecan
grizzled aspen
Very well
<@478232915772178462> you only play zealot and psyker because you can'...
You gotta think grander than that, you gotta outdo my insults at him.
fleet zealot
adventure capitalist tho i think that game went down the microtransaction shit hole
grizzled aspen
Half-baked degredation will not do when yelling at Lumii.
hybrid jewel
this is likely my first time hearing about it unless I look it up
Is on Steam, I will suggest skipping to 2 if you don't care for story.
fleet zealot
sleeping dogs
fleet zealot
maplestory 2 LMAO NOOO
delicate shadow
sleeping dogs is a classic
fleet zealot
how tf do you fumble a sequel that bad
delicate shadow
remember playing that shit when it came out
fleet zealot
it's been shutdown for over 4 years now
delicate shadow
back when physical disks were still a thing 👴
fleet zealot
nvm it's nexon
fuck nexon
even if they have good ideas and make a good game
they just ruin it later
leaden pebble
sleeping dogs is a classic
A MAN WHO NEVER EATS PORK BUN IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN
buoyant pecan
sleeping dogs is a classic
I did not expect that game to be good when I got it.
It was great
fleet zealot
dirty bomb was a good shooter then the first paid class/character they added was ridic overpowered and meta defining
lunar fable
@rocky nacelle
hybrid jewel
Personally will say this, the music in it is great, but that's personal opinion.
frozen kernel
BLOOD DRAGON
fleet zealot
i wish we got more blood dragon-esque games
leaden pebble
yeha time to spend money i dont have...
gray ice
Farcry 3 would be a classic if they didn't remake far cry 3 for 8 years running
frozen kernel
i wish we got more blood dragon-esque games
I think devs forgot how to genuinely laugh at themselves, and try too hard now
gray ice
it doesn't even get to rest a month before the corpse is exhumed again
frozen kernel
So it just looks like a clown punching himself in the face going “Am I funny, kids?”
fleet zealot
I think devs forgot how to genuinely laugh at themselves, and try too hard now
nah
the devs are legit just
doing what they are told
delicate shadow
I did not expect that game to be good when I got it.
It was great
that is the best way to describe it lol
lunar fable
https://tenor.com/view/bloons-bloonstd6-pat-fusty-pat-fusty-gif-1502076470702519...
Benjamin 
fleet zealot
it's depressing but it's not them trying to hard
frozen kernel
Far Cry 5 was cute with how it was like “Now I ain’t gonna have you climbing towers all over the damn county” because they knew the shit was stale by then
Then proceeded to continue doing the same shit in all their other games
fleet zealot
they just do what they are told to do so they can pray they won't get laid off even if the game makes a gazilion dollar profit
it's the management and stockholders stifling any creativity and constantly pushing progress back while pushing the deadline harder
leaden pebble
i need a good mindless slaughter game rn tbh
fleet zealot
delicate shadow
but I was firmly not interested in anything ubisoft by the time fc5 came out
fleet zealot
far cry is just ubislop
rocky nacelle
i need a good mindless slaughter game rn tbh
look no further pilgrim https://store.steampowered.com/app/1494810/Mortal_Sin/
buoyant pecan
I didn't play any of the Far Cries, thankfully.
leaden pebble
look no further pilgrim https://store.steampowered.com/app/1494810/Mortal_Sin/
I FUCKING LOVE MORTAL SIN
fleet zealot
like, they just lean way too hard on the open world sandbox
buoyant pecan
Ubisoft is on my do not buy from list
fleet zealot
that they don't have meaningful content
rocky nacelle
it is
fleet zealot
I didn't play any of the Far Cries, thankfully.
i'd get 3 and blood dragon on sale at least
frozen kernel
Both of these things can be true, El
delicate shadow
pagan min was a very fun antagonist
buoyant pecan
Makers of empty open world maps
fleet zealot
4 if you really enjoy 3
twin wagon
Nexon trying to not destroy a game
buoyant pecan
i'd get 3 and blood dragon on sale at least
I've played those games too many times when they came out
rocky nacelle
but it is peak
just had a pretty good update too
fleet zealot
oh and the caveman game
gray ice
i need a good mindless slaughter game rn tbh
KF2 is on sale for 1.49
frozen kernel
They can be on Daddy Shareholder’s leash while still being creatively bankrupt
fleet zealot
i heard far cry primal was good too
delicate shadow
KF2 is on sale for 1.49
a GOOD mindless slaughter game, Vin
gray ice
a GOOD mindless slaughter game, Vin
rocky nacelle
if you want more actual mindless slaughter though you can play thishttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2321470/Deep_Rock_Galactic_Survivor/
fleet zealot
They can be on Daddy Shareholder’s leash while still being creatively bankrupt
it's really not, that kind of reactionary talk is encouraged by the stockholders and stuff to shift the blame off them and onto their workers
lean lark
i need a good mindless slaughter game rn tbh
you're in the discord of one rn
leaden pebble
vampire survivors-esque games arent my favorite
frozen kernel
take forever to close
Don’t forget the two minutes on launch for “Compiling shader cache”
lean lark
oh wait good my bad
leaden pebble
but drg is peak
median steeple
Dwarfmaxxing
rocky nacelle
Dwarfmaxxing
do I hear a
hearty nebula
Oh what the hell?
rocky nacelle
🪨 ⛏️
hearty nebula
Warframe got front page of steam rn
median steeple
Rock and stone !
hearty nebula
buoyant pecan
Warframe got front page of steam rn
Deserved
frozen kernel
it's really not, that kind of reactionary talk is encouraged by the stockholders...
It absolutely can because Ubisoft is not every single game studio
median steeple
Yeah big new updated
rocky nacelle
IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, YOU AINT COMIN HOME
delicate shadow
yea WF1999 has been very much something people have been looking forward to
sullen forge
a GOOD mindless slaughter game, Vin
I was about to say World At War + Plutonium and then play with randoms on zombies but the set up alone could make an old man instantly fall asleep
delicate shadow
Unironically cooking
rebecca on a fuckin' roll rn
hearty nebula
though if you want borderline mindless slaughter (if ur good at understanding basic synergies)
frozen kernel
Larian can make a joke about themselves and everyone will laugh, but if Bungie does it everyone will come over put out a cigarette on their face and go, “Did it hurt hard enough?”
fleet zealot
It absolutely can because Ubisoft is not every single game studio
i'm not talking about ubisoft in the "developers are trying too hard" i'm talking about the industry as a whole
leaden pebble
is 1999 like the one war update where its just a bunch of fun story bits or do i need to grind to enjoy the content
i have hundreds of hours in warframe and got really burnt out grinding and such
fleet zealot
Larian can make a joke about themselves and everyone will laugh, but if Bungie d...
larian is very independent
and clashed heads with the wotc higher ups
buoyant pecan
Larian can make a joke about themselves and everyone will laugh, but if Bungie d...
Deserved
hearty nebula
and clashed heads with the wotc higher ups
this basically only happened
fleet zealot
but individual developers do not have that kind of power in this industry
hearty nebula
because every single person who they worked with at WoTC got laid off
obsidian prairie
https://store.steampowered.com/app/528230/SYNTHETIK_Legion_Rising/
I love this game I’m so shit at it
delicate shadow
i have hundreds of hours in warframe and got really burnt out grinding and such
the game is kinda entirely mindless grinding with just cool bullet jumping and gameplay to hold it over
fleet zealot
because every single person who they worked with at WoTC got laid off
yea, aka bullshit
buoyant pecan
Bungie literally went: Lets backstab our core community, abandoned them with a drunk alcoholic (343) and make 2 of the most mid shooters ever
fleet zealot
i hate the industry
delicate shadow
which, honestly, I like it
leaden pebble
yea i dont like grinding myself
i enjoy the gameplay and customization but grind games arent for me
hearty nebula
yea, aka bullshit
yeah, communication completely broke down with them
fleet zealot
Bungie literally went: Lets backstab our core community, abandoned them with a d...
then after the 2nd shooter gets to a certain point, we cut out content that used to be in the game
delicate shadow
I was raised in the runescape grind mines
lunar fable
I decided to never get a bungie game again after that one wave of layoffs
leaden pebble
destiny 1 is still goated after all these years
buoyant pecan
Who knew the only thing keeping Bungie making good games was the loaded gun Microsoft was holding to the back of their heads so they'd make Halo games
fleet zealot
it is my informed opinion that the vast majority of individual game developers start out being passionate and wanting to make something themself and others would enjoy
hearty nebula
the worst part is
delicate shadow
I enjoyed early D2 but god it's just...not worth it
hearty nebula
as far as i know
leaden pebble
early d2 was great, then it became freemium garbage
hearty nebula
bungie developers actively hated working on destiny 2
not because they hated players or some bullshit
but because hand was forced like basically on everything
sullen forge
Bungie literally went: Lets backstab our core community, abandoned them with a d...
In defense of D1 it was actually pretty fun
buoyant pecan
Destiny as a setting is cooler than the games.
delicate shadow
I quit some time after forsaken, think it was around when shadowkeep was happening and the move from battle.net to steam
median steeple
Banished to Poland
buoyant pecan
In defense of D1 it was actually pretty fun
To a point, I agree
sullen forge
D2 entirely was insufferable to me
lunar fable
I quit during warmind
gray ice
Bungie literally went: Lets backstab our core community, abandoned them with a d...
Listen, give them some credit. The raids are actually peak design for an FPS. It's genuinely cool how they made workable MMO style boss mechanics that can both be easy to grasp but still give a balanced challenge function as well as they do
buoyant pecan
I will not lie and say Bungie wasn't on to something
leaden pebble
not even the peak gameplay d2 has is enough for me to want to wade through the absolute slop that the game has become
hearty nebula
D2 has some of the best gunplay I've ever experienced but everything else about that game makes me want to turn my brains into a jackson pollock painting
remote lark
Very well
<@478232915772178462> you only play zealot and psyker because you can'...
i dont play psyker
i have 5 zealots
gray ice
Bungie however seems most committed to shooting their OWN FUCKING LEGS
buoyant pecan
But man, did they get lost worse than a US Army Lieutenant with no senior NCOs to do their jobs for them
median steeple
Listen, give them some credit. The raids are actually peak design for an FPS. It...
Sorry they cannot praise destiny without exploding in on themselves
ornate bone
D2 has some of the best gunplay I've ever experienced but everything else about ...
Moodsies
rocky nacelle
D2 was peak during Forsaken / Beyond Light/ Bitch Queen
remote lark
hi incan
leaden pebble
ive very much become the type of person to enjoy a $20, 20 hour game than a game ill be spending wayyy too much on over the course of years playing it
remote lark
ive very much become the type of person to enjoy a $20, 20 hour game than a game...
lethal company
ornate bone
I remember the first thing that hooked me about Destiny 2 was the punch sound
gray ice
Sorry they cannot praise destiny without exploding in on themselves
I swear it's impossible to find balance on the internet
almost like it caters to standing for one point realllly heavily
delicate shadow
oh destiny has insane potential, D1 is incredible but D2 is just so far gone and D3 will either never exist or just be more of the same garbage
median steeple
I MUST be negative I MUST be positive
buoyant pecan
Bungie however seems most committed to shooting their OWN FUCKING LEGS
Really and truly. D1 had me and it lost me.
Then d2, on a hunch, I didn't get and man. I was right
rocky nacelle
Listen, give them some credit. The raids are actually peak design for an FPS. It...
wow these raids sure are cool right? (what if we vaulted half of them?)
: )
leaden pebble
gamers when they try to understand the concept of nuance:
hearty nebula
oh destiny has insane potential, D1 is incredible but D2 is just so far gone and...
destiny 3 prototype straight up got canned from what i heard
median steeple
Well mothefucker how about you be normal
delicate shadow
destiny 3 prototype straight up got canned from what i heard
wouldn't surprise me
buoyant pecan
I MUST be negative I MUST be positive
Reading comprehension is a basic skill taught in elementary school my G
delicate shadow
Well mothefucker how about you be normal
you're in zealot chat
hearty nebula
they basically hinged everything on whatever that shitty extraction shooter was (the reboot one)
gray ice
wow these raids sure are cool right? (what if we vaulted half of them?)
Lets kill off our only interesting character at the start of the expansion 
median steeple
you're in zealot chat
True!
delicate shadow
gray ice
Reading comprehension is a basic skill taught in elementary school my G
Remember how bush said no child left behind?
He lied
delicate shadow
Lets kill off our only interesting character at the start of the expansion <:sti...
it should've been zavala 😔
twin wagon
rocky nacelle
Lets kill off our only interesting character at the start of the expansion <:sti...
wanna see us do it again?
buoyant pecan
Lets kill off our only interesting character at the start of the expansion <:sti...
And it's the single best cinematic in the game imo
hearty nebula
Reading comprehension is a basic skill taught in elementary school my G
obviously not, have you been on the internet?
gray ice
Public school left a lotta mf's behind
rocky nacelle
Public school left a lotta mf's behind
no child left behind
hearty nebula
Public school left a lotta mf's behind
this too
median steeple
Lot of those mfs in here now
hearty nebula
hi
twin wagon
Public school left a lotta mf's behind
It's funny to look back and see kids nowdays only learn 65% of what we did
gray ice
twin wagon
Lmao
gray ice
It's funny to look back and see kids nowdays only learn 65% of what we did
Not even to be a doomer
median steeple
1am tired and anger
gray ice
but 65% is really generous
hybrid jewel
Reading comprehension is a basic skill taught in elementary school my G
That's if you are older than 15-20 now. Kids are getting dumber every generation. You can look it up.
lunar fable
Oh fuck it's 3 am
twin wagon
but 65% is really generous
sullen forge
1am tired and anger
Filled with Malice and Rage
gray ice
Grammarly letting a lotta people not have to learn either
gray ice
AI gonna be the downfall son
hearty nebula
like
median steeple
Filled with Malice and Rage
Real
hearty nebula
how many people growing up right now
fleet zealot
Listen, give them some credit. The raids are actually peak design for an FPS. It...
i remember the few people saying the twin's fight was too complex
hearty nebula
can't write their own signature
fleet zealot
that was funny
obsidian prairie
they legit don't even teach cursive in school anymore
Cursive is effectively defunct anyway but yes
hearty nebula
it's actually depressing
fleet zealot
like have you ever played an rpg before? twin's is like, the most basic twin boss fight ever.
sullen forge
they legit don't even teach cursive in school anymore
I’ve had Freshmen in Highschool come into my previous job who didn’t even know their months
sterile stone
AI gonna be the downfall son
Look at you out here interacting with the local wildlife.
hybrid jewel
they legit don't even teach cursive in school anymore
To be fair, most people just type nowadays.
sullen forge
Months… on a calendar
buoyant pecan
That's if you are older than 15-20 now. Kids are getting dumber every generation...
I don't want to adapt to the new times.
hearty nebula
To be fair, most people just type nowadays.
if they're noob
obsidian prairie
I’ve had Freshmen in Highschool come into my previous job who didn’t even know t...
How the fuck
What
Huh
fleet zealot
phase 1, intermission, repeat this until 1 twin dies and the other enrages and gets some new abilities
buoyant pecan
they legit don't even teach cursive in school anymore
I was there for when it started.
obsidian prairie
Guh
gray ice
Look at you out here interacting with the local wildlife.
Hey look a wild macchiato, quick get the net
twin wagon
they legit don't even teach cursive in school anymore
In my case it's philosophy, 2/3rds of my history book (mostly 18-20 century, outside of the world wars), 1/3rd of my math book and most importantly, biology (Plant biology to be precise, kinda important to teach kids how a tree karking works)
gray ice
Cursive really got phased out with my generation
sterile stone
Hey look a wild macchiato, quick get the net
Big kfc bucket out here being hostile
I can't believe it
fleet zealot
(I still don't know how rodan's enrage changes him up cause everyone killed him first lol"
gray ice
replaced by typing classes
heady quail
May I ask why MK X should use the crit build as opposed to MK II Relic Blade?
twin wagon
Kfc good
hybrid jewel
I don't want to adapt to the new times.
It's gonna get worse with how kids get 3 devices with 2 of them blasting TikTok stuff.
buoyant pecan
i was almost there
My 3rd grade year. They just stopped mid week. Class didn't learn a thing and it was never brought up again
median steeple
The 17th of decem the 10th month of the Romulus calendar or something
hearty nebula
2 years after I went through 3rd grade (which is when it was normally taught where I'm from) they officially stopped teaching cursive whatsoever
fleet zealot
May I ask why MK X should use the crit build as opposed to MK II Relic Blade?
should? I haven't heard that
gray ice
May I ask why MK X should use the crit build as opposed to MK II Relic Blade?
You should use either and I've never heard of that
obsidian prairie
May I ask why MK X should use the crit build as opposed to MK II Relic Blade?
Doesn’t really matter, I run mk2 on piety
gray ice
Mk2 supreme
fleet zealot
i just know the relic blade has a good finesse ratio on it's single target combos
both do
not knife/dueling sword good
but it's above average, like crusher maul
sullen forge
The 17th of decem the 10th month of the Romulus calendar or something
I mean they could barely tell time either 🚬
gray ice
Big kfc bucket out here being hostile
That wasn't even hostile I was acknowledging my fellow brother
drowsy steppe
May I ask why MK X should use the crit build as opposed to MK II Relic Blade?
you can use mk2 to proc crit cdr also
heady quail
Well the pinned message says to put a crit build on MK X
gray ice
how you doin
sterile stone
That wasn't even hostile I was acknowledging my fellow *brother*
Why you gotta italicize that
Hmmm
obsidian prairie
I mean they could barely tell time either 🚬
By guessing or looking at a clock
gray ice
no reason
obsidian prairie
Cause I am shit at guessing the time without a hard reference
fleet zealot
i was forced to do uhh
hybrid jewel
Cursive really got phased out with my generation
We basically had both. They tried to teach speed typing and that.
median steeple
I mean they could barely tell time either 🚬
I'm gonna fucking lose it man
gray ice
wasn't even sposed to be like that really
fleet zealot
what's the books where you have to write down every letter multiple times
twin wagon
agreed
sullen forge
By guessing or looking at a clock
They can’t read classic clocks
sterile stone
wasn't even sposed to be like that really
Praying on your downfall.
buoyant pecan
Why you gotta italicize that
gray ice
We basically had both. They tried to teach speed typing and that.
Im good with one or the other, I ain't doin both
sterile stone
Make no mistake.
twin wagon
what's the books where you have to write down every letter multiple times
Calligraphy book
fleet zealot
i was terrible at writing legibly
sullen forge
Electric modern AM/PM yes
gray ice
They taught us touch typing
obsidian prairie
They can’t read classic clocks
Oh my fucking gods how does this shit happen
Don’t they have like
gray ice
When we learned it was with the keyboard completely covered
sullen forge
Oh my fucking gods how does this shit happen
Not paying attention in class and not caring
obsidian prairie
The little plastic clocks or whatever in elementary schools
gray ice
literally mentally memorized the whole keyboard
fleet zealot
They taught us touch typing
i took typing class as a free A+ in middle school
gray ice
AND THEN we could type without the cover
hybrid jewel
Im good with one or the other, I ain't doin both
My handwriting is dook anyway, so lul.
twin wagon
Oh my fucking gods how does this shit happen
Common sense isn't common anymore
Opening a door is not an assault on your person, it's me been a good neighbor and trying to get along
fleet zealot
easiest 100% of my life
gray ice
basically
fleet zealot
but that's prob cause the class is adjusted for montana
gray ice
if you can show up and breathe it was an easy A
obsidian prairie
I feel like 2020 is the best typing course to have existed
fleet zealot
and most of the kids probably didn't even use a computer often if at all
obsidian prairie
If you didn’t know how
delicate shadow
I learned on a vintage typewriter (I'm from victorian england)
hybrid jewel
The little plastic clocks or whatever in elementary schools
Some just have the usual electronic clocks. Or the clock on laptops/pcs lul.
obsidian prairie
Now you fucking do
sullen forge
*Common sense isn't common anymore*
Opening a door is not an assault on your pe...
Had a handful of people blow up on me over me offering help
median steeple
I learned on a vintage typewriter (I'm from victorian england)
Ok Sherlock Holmes
fleet zealot
meanwhile my father threw me on world of warcraft when i was 4 and i kinda remember playing diablo 2 and icewind dale before that
lean lark
I learned on a vintage typewriter (I'm from victorian england)
once again proving you're 58
gray ice
Praying on your downfall.
Me too buddy 
sullen forge
Interesting times we live in
twin wagon
Had a handful of people blow up on me over me offering help
I don't ever get that
You see a man trying to fix a tire, you stop offer assistance and he gets mad
fleet zealot
put your kids on league of legends asap
obsidian prairie
meanwhile my father threw me on world of warcraft when i was 4 and i kinda remem...
Dnd is an incredible education tool
gray ice
I'd be a terrible parent, bro is gonna learn what defeat feels like really early on
atomic sparrow
thoughts on Cranial +Wrath or Cranial v+Rampage for mk2 relic blade?
median steeple
hybrid jewel
*Common sense isn't common anymore*
Opening a door is not an assault on your pe...
Basically. It's just being nice.
fleet zealot
Dnd is an incredible education tool
i would've been 3/4 and i didn't have a guiding person
gray ice
just cuz you're 5 doesn't mean im not about to detroit stomp you if we load up halo
fight back
drowsy steppe
thoughts on Cranial +Wrath or Cranial v+Rampage for mk2 relic blade?
cranial ramppage
sullen forge
I don't ever get that
You see a man trying to fix a tire, you stop offer assista...
More so, lady is struggling carrying something I offer assistance to help carry it and they get pissed at me
obsidian prairie
i would've been 3/4 and i didn't have a guiding person
Yeah but besides your specific case
twin wagon
Dnd is an incredible education tool
It forces people to have creative thinking and/or do math, sometimes even basic puzzles like color coding
More than what school is doing atm
sullen forge
I just don’t say anything and walk off
buoyant pecan
put your kids on league of legends asap
First raise them in Korea.
Then put them in league of legends.
If they turn into faker that's 6 mil a year to play video games.
gray ice
thoughts on Cranial +Wrath or Cranial v+Rampage for mk2 relic blade?
cranial/wrath is only for high havoc with 21st moebian modifier
obsidian prairie
In general tabletop rpg is an incredible educational tool
sterile stone
just cuz you're 5 doesn't mean im not about to detroit stomp you if we load up h...
Mans gonna have his kid become successful and make a autobiography, "Surviving madness"
gray ice
otherwise cranial/rampage
atomic sparrow
so wrath for denser elite hordes?
delicate shadow
First raise them in Korea.
Then put them in league of legends.
If they turn into...
turning LoL into tennis for zoomers
hybrid jewel
put your kids on league of legends asap
Are you trying to give them some form of trauma? Oh wait, maybe they get banned for wrong roles in wrong lanes.
gray ice
Mans gonna have his kid become successful and make a autobiography, "Surviving m...
buddy will never feel bad about losing anything else
twin wagon
Detroit become human
gray ice
he'll be real familiar with it
fleet zealot
uhh this is kinda trauma dumping so i'll spoiler it for those that don't want to see it ||I didn't realize how bad it was until i was an adult but yea he put me on the computer games so he could go day drink and i wouldn't notice to tell my mother||
gray ice
so wrath for denser elite hordes?
no, only for moebian 21st modifier
If you're not doing havoc, you will never need wrath
rocky nacelle
put your kids on league of legends asap
Oh hell nah not my son (he can only main cool characters like me aka Jhin)
hybrid jewel
More so, lady is struggling carrying something I offer assistance to help carry ...
They scared you planning to steal maybe. Depends on place.
leaden pebble
dnd also teaches social skills and can be a great way to get otherwise antisocial or socially anxious kids (and adults) to warm up to other people and not worry too much about appearances and stuff
fleet zealot
oh yea dnd does
sullen forge
They scared you planning to steal maybe. Depends on place.
It’s literally my fucking work place LMAO
fleet zealot
icewind dale on a computer doesn't really
gray ice
uhh this is kinda trauma dumping so i'll spoiler it for those that don't want to...
isn't it great when you grow up and certain puzzle pieces start fitting together
fleet zealot
i learned how to read from video games, but i didn't learn how to vocalize properly
i would just, be silent
delicate shadow
dnd is also a great way to teach kids about price gouging
gray ice
and that bards can be good in combat
you just have to be prepared to sleep with a lot of people
fleet zealot
i had to go to a special ed preschool but the year ended and they went "yea he knows how to talk he just doesn't"
obsidian prairie
dnd also teaches social skills and can be a great way to get otherwise antisocia...
It’s like everything you need to function as a person, nonlinear problem solving, teamwork and communication, quick math
hybrid jewel
uhh this is kinda trauma dumping so i'll spoiler it for those that don't want to...
Can't be as bad as ||drinking and letting you play only to then beat you up for playing.||
twin wagon
When you realise your interest in lawschool was planted there by your parents buying you ace attorney for the wii 
and not your own predisposition
sullen forge
you just have to be prepared to sleep with a lot of people
I fw bards who don’t play into that stereotype
fleet zealot
Can't be as bad as ||drinking and letting you play only to then beat you up for ...
those memories are buried deep
hybrid jewel
Wait, how the heck do you spoiler on mobile?
fleet zealot
When you realise your interest in lawschool was planted there by your parents bu...
damn lucky, i just became trans and now i play female blood elf in wow
fleet zealot
Wait, how the heck do you spoiler on mobile?
| <- this thing twice on each end
obsidian prairie
I fw bards who don’t play into that stereotype
Why can’t bards just be whimsical motherfuckers
sullen forge
| I think it’s this
gray ice
I fw bards who don’t play into that stereotype
i fw both honestly. Not that I play dnd with any sorta regularity. it can be funny as fuck at the right moment
fleet zealot
Why can’t bards just be whimsical motherfuckers
not so much whimsical but i made an archeologist and the class that made the most sense was college of lore bard
hybrid jewel
| <- this thing twice on each end
Ah, thanks.
fleet zealot
so not a stereotypical bard at all
obsidian prairie
not so much whimsical but i made an archeologist and the class that made the mos...
This is cool
sullen forge
i fw both honestly. Not that I play dnd with any sorta regularity. it can be fun...
Me slamming my head against the table watching the bard sleep with the dragon for the umpteenth time in a row
obsidian prairie
This is what bard is all about
twin wagon
damn lucky, i just became trans and now i play female blood elf in wow
Blood elf?
Harsh world, horde transmog for non hunch issued characters is a big one
obsidian prairie
Being the fits every flavor class
sullen forge
(I wanted to beat it to death with my fists with my Dragonborn)
delicate shadow
my bard is just aramis
gray ice
Me slamming my head against the table watching the bard sleep with the dragon fo...
too many people saw the shrek ending and went "but what if?"
sullen forge
too many people saw the shrek ending and went "but what if?"
What if it was me 😈
fleet zealot
to compensate tho, cause my group still does the "horny bard joke" cause it's funnier cause andlithe literally doesn't act that way
sullen forge
Literally
drowsy steppe
dragons being able to breed with literally any race is something that exist in dnd
lean lark
man I remember when I played WoW, think I was always a tauren druid
gray ice
This wasn't a role call or anything
hybrid jewel
It’s literally my fucking work place LMAO
Then it's a case of them being dumb.
fleet zealot
i'm making a complete pest of a monster hunting paladin
leaden pebble
uhh this is kinda trauma dumping so i'll spoiler it for those that don't want to...
||im depressed and socially anxious af and when i look at people with genuine trauma and compare it to my relatively stable normal homelife growing up i get guilty for being depressed when ive had it so much better than so many ppl||
lean lark
if DND had taurens I'd probably be interested in it more since taurens fucking rock
twin wagon
man I remember when I played WoW, think I was always a tauren druid
It's odd how many taurens stopped playing wow
buoyant pecan
Me slamming my head against the table watching the bard sleep with the dragon fo...
Just punish this behavior by making the Bard make a constitution check with disadvantage 🙂 and if he fails. Roll for duration of the activity. Each turn is alledgedly 6 seconds...so have them taking bludgeoning and or slashing damage 13d10 every round.
twin wagon
if DND had taurens I'd probably be interested in it more since taurens fucking r...
U got 5th edition Theros minotaurs, 5 fingers tho
obsidian prairie
if DND had taurens I'd probably be interested in it more since taurens fucking r...
I mean, you got Minotaurs as a PC race
delicate shadow
i'm making a complete pest of a monster hunting paladin
I don't have a dnd campaign at the moment but my bg3 paladin has been an oathbreaking psycho
gray ice
||im depressed and socially anxious af and when i look at people with genuine tr...
||(this is why you don't compare yourself to other people, we are all living different unique experiences. Someone else's shit sucking doesn't make your shit suck any less)||
twin wagon
Just punish this behavior by making the Bard make a constitution check with disa...
Just roll for damage
obsidian prairie
U got 5th edition Theros minotaurs, 5 fingers tho
Minotaurs are also in mordenkainens
hybrid jewel
dnd also teaches social skills and can be a great way to get otherwise antisocia...
Not really, it just gives me an output for the most broken bs I'm allowed, and then I'm the quiet one who solo bosses for 127 damage a turn at lvl 10-11. Also AC of 33.
buoyant pecan
Just roll for damage <:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
Why would I do that when I want the Bard to die for doing this over and over again?
lean lark
U got 5th edition Theros minotaurs, 5 fingers tho
if my tauren doesn't come with a gigantic rhino mount and a chimera I'm not interested.
delicate shadow
I was gonna do a stereotype good guy pally but ended up breaking my oath on the tutorial beach on accident...so just went with it
obsidian prairie
I forget which mordenkainens though
leaden pebble
it sucks when people try to "win" dnd
obsidian prairie
The name specifically
twin wagon
if my tauren doesn't come with a gigantic rhino mount and a chimera I'm not inte...
Khodo mount when
obsidian prairie
It’s the new knee
leaden pebble
instead of roleplaying to have fun
fleet zealot
||im depressed and socially anxious af and when i look at people with genuine tr...
||please don't do this, your issues are still valid and there is always going to be someone who has it "worse" than you but that doesn't make your issues not real or valid||
leaden pebble
also a total nightmare for the dm
drowsy steppe
I was gonna do a stereotype good guy pally but ended up breaking my oath on the ...
its hilariously easy for this to happen
fleet zealot
it sucks when people try to "win" dnd
tbf, depends on the tone
sullen forge
It seriously matters on the DM
drowsy steppe
I made an ancient pally and I got punished after killing a neutral npc
sullen forge
I’ll be dead serious
fleet zealot
also like, i had a ranger and got favored enemy celestial so yea, i was ready to kill gods
copper hawk
mm malcohol
sullen forge
You either have casual rp ones
drowsy steppe
that neutral npc is one of them hobgoblins in the goblin camp
sullen forge
Or extreme min max where if you fuck up even once you’re making a new character
buoyant pecan
that neutral npc is one of them hobgoblins in the goblin camp
bg3? The ones that are talking about and celebrating killing people?
leaden pebble
||please don't do this, your issues are still valid and there is always going to...
||thank you, i did not expect to vent in zealot chat of all places but i needed to hear this today, so thank you, @gray ice too||
copper hawk
i broke my oath in the fight at uh
fleet zealot
Or extreme min max where if you fuck up even once you’re making a new character
i kinda like both ngl
delicate shadow
its hilariously easy for this to happen
yea and now I'm eating astral worms and decided to get freaky with emps because I've never tried that before and figured I may as well in a co-op run
copper hawk
the place in the lava field b4 u fight the lava golem thingy
by killing the evil dworfss
twin wagon
it sucks when people try to "win" dnd
Me playing an incompetent wizard (kicked out of mage shool) with 14 int but good dexterity to make up with "magic crossbow"
My 18 dex rogue demanding I learn fireball:
copper hawk
i pushed 1 into a lava pit
sullen forge
Heavily matters on mood with me
fleet zealot
i like having real threat and risk to my characters
delicate shadow
honestly the DnD movie did a very good job of breaking role stereotypes
buoyant pecan
"Innocent"-slaver dwarf
fleet zealot
that i may permanently die and have to rejoin on a new character later
drowsy steppe
yea and now I'm eating astral worms and decided to get freaky with emps because ...
if you do this Im pretty sure the rest of the party gets the achievement for sleeping with him
twin wagon
Death! Is fun and necessary
delicate shadow
uncharismatic dork sorcerer, dedicated father Bard etc.
fleet zealot
but i also don't want combat to be min max or die
buoyant pecan
honestly the DnD movie did a very good job of breaking role stereotypes
The secret level for DnD was kinda neat
sterile stone
yea and now I'm eating astral worms and decided to get freaky with emps because ...
I can't see how people give in to the squid man and eat the tadpoles
undone pewter
honestly the DnD movie did a very good job of breaking role stereotypes
I loved that film.
When the high level paladin NPCs part of the story was done and he just walked off had me dying
fleet zealot
like my archeologist bard sucks at combat
drowsy steppe
I just like to eat the tadpoles
hybrid jewel
it sucks when people try to "win" dnd
It's just playing a cursed last of her kind char, from a slave to being alone after wiping the world she was from due to a monkey's paw wish thing (her wish was to free her people from the slavemasters. She killed them all basically and the slugs all starved to death.) and rescued by her current girlfriend and trying to socialise.
sullen forge
Me playing an incompetent wizard (kicked out of mage shool) with 14 int but good...
I think the funniest DND character I’ve had the pleasure of playing with was a Kobold “Mage” who was too stupid to do actual magic but just had very high Dexterity and doing slight of hand tricks to make it look like they were casting basic spells
royal vortex
yea and now I'm eating astral worms and decided to get freaky with emps because ...
i haven't read any message but this one and it took me a second to understand the context and those brief moments were very funny
rocky nacelle
video games taught me crowbars are unbreakable
drowsy steppe
but emperor must die
sullen forge
Really funny shit
fleet zealot
she got better when she got a hexblade pact warlock
delicate shadow
I loved that film.
When the high level paladin NPCs part of the story was done ...
yeee
fleet zealot
but she is still the "weakest" party member
sullen forge
video games taught me crowbars are unbreakable
Project Zomboid broke that for me
delicate shadow
i haven't read any message but this one and it took me a second to understand th...
understandable
ornate bone
Hardcore permadeath milsim survival open world crafting tabletop
fleet zealot
we have an arcane trickster wizard, we have a rogue fighter, and a druid/cleric
drowsy steppe
uncharismatic dork sorcerer, dedicated father Bard etc.
him being an uncharismatic dork integrated to just how terrible he is at spellcasting xd
fleet zealot
my college of lore bard is just there to piss off the DM with silvery barbs
fleet zealot
and hit with my sword sometimes
buoyant pecan
Hardcore permadeath milsim survival open world crafting tabletop
Minecraft mod names are getting crazy
delicate shadow
him being an uncharismatic dork integrated to just how terrible he is at spellca...
plush estuary
https://tenor.com/view/noob-gif-26088068
sullen forge
https://tenor.com/view/noob-gif-26088068
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1298231175243890688/ca...
my own sibling turned against me smh
fleet zealot
like, i go over this with my dms
hybrid jewel
<a:FlorkHits:1177689022664020090>
Hrm? I spend too much time writing background lore to the point there was lore of said NPC GF char's world and such.
sterile stone
Hrm? I spend too much time writing background lore to the point there was lore o...
This wasn't intended for you
ornate bone
https://tenor.com/view/noob-gif-26088068
You stay real silent there or I'mma 🥵 react I swear to fucking God
fleet zealot
cause the usual DM is going to "fake" danger
fleet zealot
make the players feel tense but in reality, they would have to fuck up extremely bad to die
hybrid jewel
This wasn't intended for you
Oh. Accidental reply then.
fleet zealot
which is a great standard
gray ice
Don't mind argus he's one of them left behind children i was talkin about earlier
fleet zealot
but i ask for that to be removed
gray ice
I'll stop disparaging him for the day now tho
fleet zealot
don't fudge dice in my favor, if I die i die
gray ice
He's a great guy
delicate shadow
I'll stop disparaging him for the day now tho
bold faced lie
lean lark
He's a great guy
not in the height department
ornate bone
This wasn't intended for you
The evolution of "who asked"
gray ice
not in the height department
drowsy steppe
argus just do be like that
delicate shadow
wait how tall is argus? a fellow short king?
hybrid jewel
my college of lore bard is just there to piss off the DM with silvery barbs
Just make a cat with that as a racial innate and pick it up as well. Fun for DMs with you using action/bonus action/reaction to troll bosses. Oh, played third party/homebrew though.
gray ice
Incan when have i ever lied 
frozen glen
all the time
buoyant pecan
wait how tall is argus? a fellow short king?
Short as I am or shorter
delicate shadow
Incan when have i ever lied <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
just then, right now
drowsy steppe
ig its exposing everyones height today
sterile stone
I'll stop disparaging him for the day now tho
Don't let me catch you lacking in my lobbies
delicate shadow
Short as I am or shorter
HOW SHORT IS THAT!?
sterile stone
A barrel awaits you
ornate bone
I get the cookies from the shelf for Argus
buoyant pecan
Like unironically I'm pretty sure Argus is like 5"8 or below
royal vortex
there's a sizeable portion of people from a certain time period in zealot chat who think i'm 4'8"
this gives me an advantage if i ever have to kill them
gray ice
Like unironically I'm pretty sure Argus is like 5"8 or below
say it ain't so Seamus
fleet zealot
i don't go above UA
lean lark
in reality you're just 4'9
fleet zealot
i homebrewed once
delicate shadow
there's a sizeable portion of people from a certain time period in zealot chat w...
this wasn't true?
twin wagon
Fudging dice is the big no-no for me when it's my turn to DM
YOu are not only cheating the players out of Nuffles blessing, but you are also cheating yourself
Homebrewing attacks/hp and so on to adapt stuff to the party to make it challenging, plot accurate and/or fun is fully in tho
I do understand fudging dice on dark crusade tho, because the system is torture for players, to the point that making everything correctly is often the result of a pk
royal vortex
if i was that short i'd be a lot happier
drowsy steppe
argus just requires assistance from time to time to reach the top shelves
fleet zealot
but we found a better plague cleric UA then the one me and the DM made up
sterile stone
there's a sizeable portion of people from a certain time period in zealot chat w...
The most I know of you is that you had a period of sitting like a bird.
royal vortex
i'd get away with a lot more
royal vortex
The most I know of you is that you had a period of sitting like a bird.
period... yeah... totally
let's go with that
gray ice
The most I know of you is that you had a period of sitting like a bird.
I vaguely remember something like this
sterile stone
Terminal birdman
buoyant pecan
I remember because someone made it their mission to ask you if you were sitting right
gray ice
birdman movie unironically goated
obsidian prairie
it's been like this my whole life
If it makes you feel better I do it too
delicate shadow
birdman movie unironically goated
LEGIT
twin wagon
period... yeah... totally
Spoilers for Baldurs Gate 3, if you haven't played it, go do it this instant
sterile stone
It just seemed like it
buoyant pecan
Spoilers for Baldurs Gate 3, if you haven't played it, go do it this instant <:s...
Literally xD
gray ice
they pulled it off so well
drowsy steppe
shadowheart is so pretty
gray ice
here we go
royal vortex
If it makes you feel better I do it too
hybrid jewel
Fudging dice is the big no-no for me when it's my turn to DM
YOu are not only c...
It's fun to save an NPC that was supposed to die. We bs'd till the boss rolled a 1.
twin wagon
shadowheart is so pretty
So begins the kn*fe ears invasion
obsidian prairie
https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-346862...
I am perched like a fucking creature while clutching an auric
fleet zealot
Fudging dice is the big no-no for me when it's my turn to DM
YOu are not only c...
nah sometimes it makes sense
buoyant pecan
If I can awake at a proper time, it'll be HD2 or Marvel Rivals
royal vortex
in unrelated news i had a fucking notif on my phone from my fucking weather app questioning the chance of a "White Christmas"
delicate shadow
Shadowheart is rather pretty for someone that isn't Laezel, tbf
fleet zealot
one time we had a level one campaign and it was supposed to be casual,
copper hawk
i just
drowsy steppe
copper hawk
cross my legs
fleet zealot
fighter got crit on the first turn
rocky nacelle
cant relate
royal vortex
i've never done a double take so fast in my life
fleet zealot
and the monster rolled max damage
copper hawk
dats the most
fleet zealot
oneshot
fleet zealot
we let DM fudge that one lol
drowsy steppe
Shadowheart is rather pretty for someone that isn't Laezel, tbf
no lie
fleet zealot
it simply wasn't a campaign for it
drowsy steppe
its either her, minthy, or jaheehee
sterile stone
i've never done a double take so fast in my life
Wait have you not heard of that term before?
copper hawk
black christmas
twin wagon
nah sometimes it makes sense
NUFFLE BESTOWS his power upon me, I cannot spit on his blessing
NUFFLE GIVES, NUFFLE TAKES
NUFFLE MAKES YOU ROLL SNAKE EYES 7 TIMES IN A ROW
NUFFLE MAKES THE ENEMY ROLL THEM
copper hawk
grey christmas
royal vortex
Wait have you not heard of that term before?
this was my first introduction
buoyant pecan
Minthara Supremacy
sterile stone
this was my first introduction
Damn chief
copper hawk
goonthara
sterile stone
Minthara Supremacy
She's an awful mother
hybrid jewel
NUFFLE BESTOWS his power upon me, I cannot spit on his blessing
NUFFLE GIVES, NU...
I steal luck and gib to fren.
drowsy steppe
She's an awful mother
theres a really degen x post
but this place isnt the place to show it
buoyant pecan
She's an awful mother
She actually is willing to admit that the reason she is like that is because she was raised in the Underdark and needed to be raised like that to survive
delicate shadow
our cleric is romanicing halsin
drowsy steppe
fleet zealot
like unless it's agreed upon beforehand that you won't be fudging, you ultimately want to create a story with your players and be their obstacle, not necessarily their enemy
sterile stone
She actually is willing to admit that the reason she is like that is because she...
I don't wanna hear nada
fleet zealot
then again, i use silvery barbs
hybrid jewel
Reroll with disadvantage, NPC/Ally roll with advantage.
lean lark
If I can awake at a proper time, it'll be HD2 or Marvel Rivals
I need a good healer or I will play Dr strange and portal the enemy team on the point on round start
royal vortex
what the gloop
keep this infernal speech away
lean lark
I should say that at the start of games actually
sterile stone
Can you get both Halsin and Minthara now?
twin wagon
our cleric is romanicing halsin
I mean, the man is a statement 
sterile stone
Legit?
frozen glen
keep this infernal speech away
hatez u...
delicate shadow
it's not a bug now
gray ice
all the grubz r here
drowsy steppe
they actually legitimized it 💀
sterile stone
Sheeeeit
drowsy steppe
and I hate larian for it
buoyant pecan
I need a good healer or I will play Dr strange and portal the enemy team on the ...
Well guess what. Despite me dropping 20k heals on rocket and snow
IM DONE BEING A SUPP MAIN. It is the time for me to be a DPS main.
Namor Supremacy
sterile stone
I tempted to do another playthrough mane
fleet zealot
pssm
frozen glen
https://tenor.com/view/musket-firing-musket-firing-squad-war-gif-27646902
yo vin what class u playin
frozen glen
u wanna buy some rares off of me for 1 exalted
lean lark
Well guess what. Despite me dropping 20k heals on rocket and snow
IM DONE BEING...
just play Loki and you get to be support and DPS
drowsy steppe
I have started to feel the burnout after 1K hours of bg3
buoyant pecan
just play Loki and you get to be support and DPS
No
drowsy steppe
it is time for me to move away for now
sterile stone
I have started to feel the burnout after 1K hours of bg3
delicate shadow
I'm enjoying doing coop atm, though I will say it is way too fucking easy doing anything below honor mode
fleet zealot
one of the best reactions in the game, the dm has to counter me by just, having more individual enemies
buoyant pecan
My line up is Namor, Starlord and I will add Storm to it.
delicate shadow
I mean honor mode is easy too but yeesh
frozen glen
are u grenade merc or shooty merc
fleet zealot
cause if it's 1v1 every fuckin round i'm barbing something for one lvl1 spellslote
gray ice
im not far enough to say which im doin yet
obsidian prairie
it is time for me to move away for now
Go drop 500 into Rogue Trader then
gray ice
prolly shooty tho
sterile stone
I'm enjoying doing coop atm, though I will say it is way too fucking easy doing ...
I remember nearly losing my damn honor run cause Val force fed me a haste potion and they died at the end boss while I was fatigued....
fleet zealot
how was this made?
frozen glen
damn
fleet zealot
how is it official
buoyant pecan
May even learn captain America since he's just a dps hiding in the Tank Slot
drowsy steppe
Go drop 500 into Rogue Trader then
no I dont like it
obsidian prairie
That’s highly unfortunate
fleet zealot
like shield is just, 5 ac or block magic missile
sterile stone
im not far enough to say which im doin yet
Oh I've been meaning to ask
Can you use guns in PoE2?
delicate shadow
I remember nearly losing my damn honor run cause Val force fed me a haste potion...
my honour mode was a bloodbath
royal vortex
rogue trader is based
lean lark
punisher winter soldier moon knight, Dr strange Groot and Loki are currently what I play
fleet zealot
silvery barbs is force a disadvantage on an enemy success, give out advantage to you or your team
like WHAT da faq
fleet zealot
Can you use guns in PoE2?
crossbow is pretty close
sterile stone
my honour mode was a bloodbath
Can never lose a run as hand bow bard
drowsy steppe
bg3 ending spoiler
buoyant pecan
punisher winter soldier moon knight, Dr strange Groot and Loki are currently wha...
Hulk is crazy underrated in my opinion
drowsy steppe
god her origin ending is so hot
fleet zealot
it's not a gun but it can go shotgun mode
sterile stone
crossbow is pretty close
fleet zealot
and dragon's breath
delicate shadow
Can never lose a run as hand bow bard
TRU
buoyant pecan
The Winston of Marvel Rivals
fleet zealot
it can do a lot
lean lark
Hulk is crazy underrated in my opinion
hulk if played well is a pain in the ass
twin wagon
shield is good and old
But have you hear of SILVERY BARBS
fleet zealot
also poe2 has wasd controls and you can move while shooting
copper hawk
..
fleet zealot
it's good
hybrid jewel
made silvery barbs
Dunno. It's still a risky spell since no guarantees the boss fails the roll.
copper hawk
omgggg the grubs r here !!!
twin wagon
lean lark
I think the current best marvel rivals player is a hulk main
sterile stone
also poe2 has wasd controls and you can move while shooting
I wanna try it out with the amigos
gray ice
Can you use guns in PoE2?
not that im aware of
copper hawk
haaaaai gruuuuubs
fleet zealot
silvery barbs from bard, shield from hexblade warlock
gray ice
could be added later tho
drowsy steppe
Im an ancient grub..
twin wagon
I think the current best marvel rivals player is a hulk main
Hulk skill ceiling is not that high
sterile stone
But I know Vin is gonna leave your boy behind
delicate shadow
I'm looking forward to poe2
fleet zealot
oh and my warlock spells are level 2 so i actually get +10 ac
copper hawk
i'm look ingb
sterile stone
PoE1 is free btw
copper hawk
ackwrads for poe3
sterile stone
Get it while you can
copper hawk
poe2
twin wagon
Careful with those warlock spell slots
drowsy steppe
meme that is , nto kosher
send it (to my dms) coward
twin wagon
They run out fast
delicate shadow
poe1 has been free the whole time
copper hawk
srry i 2 coward
sterile stone
poe1 has been free the whole time
Why you gotta do this to me
copper hawk
u r ... oppossing grub hive
lean lark
Hulk skill ceiling is not that high
I have yet to try him out, I do like hulk when I'm Dr strange so I can oneshot 250hp enemies
buoyant pecan
hulk if played well is a pain in the ass
And Spider Man isn't even playing the same game as us.
Look up Necros Spiderman, the movement is clean
sterile stone
Why you gotta expose mans
fleet zealot
Careful with those warlock spell slots
according to the rules/spellsheet automatic pdf, spell slots are spell slots
gray ice
But I know Vin is gonna leave your boy behind
You mean like you do in every game we play together
sterile stone
You mean like you do in every game we play together <:staregryn:1022085083844325...
HOLD ON
STOP
fleet zealot
and my bard level 2 slots are all utility
sterile stone
AIN'T NO WAY THIS NONSENSE IS BEING POSTED
obsidian prairie
according to the rules/spellsheet automatic pdf, spell slots are spell slots
Go look at multi class rules
fleet zealot
Go look at multi class rules
i will again
sterile stone
Bruh I've held my own in every game we've played
lean lark
And Spider Man isn't even playing the same game as us.
Look up Necros Spiderman...
if I had more chances to try out characters without needing to carry I'd really like figuring spiderman out
obsidian prairie
They have specifics and it stops my fun
lean lark
grantsd he literally just has a reaper ult
fleet zealot
my friend bought an automatic character sheet pdf thing
buoyant pecan
if I had more chances to try out characters without needing to carry I'd really ...
Well that's what quickplay is for
fleet zealot
and shared it with us
sterile stone
I can't believe I'm getting jumped by turncoats
fleet zealot
it says i have 5 2nd level slots, 3 from bard, 2 from warlock, and i get the 2 back on short rest
buoyant pecan
Still play it
gray ice
AIN'T NO WAY THIS NONSENSE IS BEING POSTED
Was it not me and my buddy that got you to start playing enshrouded and then we logged in the next day and someone had end game level stuff 
obsidian prairie
it says i have 5 2nd level slots, 3 from bard, 2 from warlock, and i get the 2 b...
Yes
sterile stone
Was it not me and my buddy that got you to start playing enshrouded and then we ...
Listen
Listen
fleet zealot
Yes. You can use spell slots interchangeably for casting warlock and bard spells
gray ice
ohhh
buoyant pecan
Like you are trying to figure out the champ, not master it
sterile stone
I had to get competitive
fleet zealot
OH okay i see
sterile stone
I even helped y'all out
fleet zealot
you can't use pact magic slots for your bard spells
buoyant pecan
Once you know how your stuff works, take it into serious settings
gray ice
I even helped y'all out
yea you did a lil bit
fleet zealot
that's how i was using them anyways
gray ice
won't deny it
fleet zealot
but the more i know
drowsy steppe
it says i have 5 2nd level slots, 3 from bard, 2 from warlock, and i get the 2 b...
warlock spell slots work differently than normal caster spell slots no
gray ice
still rushed end game and left us in the dirt
I also explicitly remember someone telling me to play once human it's great
and not once hopped server
or got me on his server
obsidian prairie
but the more i know
5e multiclassing spells is explained poorly
sterile stone
yea you did a lil bit
Now which edition do I crash out and buy
gray ice
to play together
buoyant pecan
Now which edition do I crash out and buy
The 99
frozen glen
the cheapest one
hybrid jewel
silvery barbs from bard, shield from hexblade warlock
Throw in guidance spam and the fact your char is a cat so you can basically be cute while constantly buffing everyone. Honestly, third party is fun. Also, a 1 turn haste to add to haste.
gray ice
Now which edition do I crash out and buy
that's up to you boyo id go cheapest
sterile stone
In all fairness they didn't add server transfer when you started playing
obsidian prairie
I think 5.5 does a better job but I don’t want to get out of bed to grab that
sterile stone
That's a new feature they added
frozen glen
the premium currency is very nice for stash tabs
gray ice
In all fairness they didn't add server transfer when you started playing
they did add just create a character and play with your homie tho
im pretty sure that was a feature
twin wagon
I think 5.5 does a better job but I don’t want to get out of bed to grab that
Biggest issue with 5.5 is druids, wild shape is...something now
Weapon mastery fun tho
gray ice
somewhere
fleet zealot
Throw in guidance spam and the fact your char is a cat so you can basically be c...
i'm trying to force myself to use the hexblade more, but it will be a while
sterile stone
I dunno about all that
I hate a crate of silver and gold ingots
I had to protect my wealth
fleet zealot
sadly i'm locked into lore bard until we do a timeskip or something
obsidian prairie
Biggest issue with 5.5 is druids, wild shape is...something now
Weapon mastery f...
I didn’t read them too heavily, never played one
gray ice
trash ass
fleet zealot
cause that's the only way i could swap to bard of swords
twin wagon
I didn’t read them too heavily, never played one
Druids now only get 15 thp for shapeshifting, instead of the hp of the creature they shapeshift into
gray ice
that's why you nver topped my xdefiant kd
fleet zealot
but my plan is to get magical secrets and my bard spell level to lvl 5
sterile stone
They hate to see a young racially mixed individual succeed
obsidian prairie
Druids now only get 15 thp for shapeshifting, instead of the hp of the creature ...
That’s a choice
gray ice
and won't get to cuz the servers are shutting off
hybrid jewel
i'm trying to force myself to use the hexblade more, but it will be a while
I mostly stopped, can't go back to normal after third party and homebrew. I even made a race on the fly. Basically, tank girls.
obsidian prairie
Fucking dinosaur going down from a pike stab
fleet zealot
I mostly stopped, can't go back to normal after third party and homebrew. I even...
warforged would fit under that? but that's fine for u
i prefer flavoring existing stuff
sterile stone
Got prisma on my favorite sniper
gray ice
1.7?
sterile stone
I'm chillin chillin
gray ice
i could never
fleet zealot
like i made a ferretkin with the tabaxi ruleset
twin wagon
Fucking dinosaur going down from a pike stab
Exactly
sterile stone
i could never
Don't talk to me
obsidian prairie
i prefer flavoring existing stuff
Real shit
hybrid jewel
warforged would fit under that? but that's fine for u
Naw. Is actual custom race. The subrace just changes the gun on their back/shoulder.
fleet zealot
you see, i have arcane gunslinger eldricth invocation, so my pact weapon can be a gun
obsidian prairie
Just take a monster stat block and throw everything else out the window
It’s some other creature now
fleet zealot
i want to get the magical secrets for ranger spells, to get swift quiver
I then get the respec into sword bard SOMEHOw in the campaign by a miracle
and thirsting blade invocation
5 attacks per turn
hybrid jewel
Small gun but heavy armor, big cannon, brrrrrrrr gun and flamethrower.
fleet zealot
but it costs my bonus action as well but who cares
i'm blastin
5 rounds per 6 seconds is amazing for the fantasy world
and my rounds turn magical anyways cause hexblade stuff
hybrid jewel
Is a natural weapon for them and they always have it. Their once a day is tank mode. So switch to big tank.
obsidian prairie
5 rounds per 6 seconds is amazing for the fantasy world
That’s just a double action or hammer fanning, still cool though
hybrid jewel
Heavy armor counts as obstacle and full cover to allies.
fleet zealot
be careful who you call the combat anchor in early campaign
twin wagon
DMs don't want you to know this
But you can stuff your bag of holding with kobolds
Do what you will with this information, nothing like swarming the big bad with a swarm of confused kobolds
fleet zealot
our frog man killed himself at the witchlight carnival
after being told not to put on the hat of incineration
thankfully, he was a former employee so he got rezzed for free
hybrid jewel
DMs don't want you to know this
But you can stuff your bag of holding with kobol...
You can stuff anything in there. Having an immortal who needs no breathing being snuck in one of those is funny.
fleet zealot
You can stuff anything in there. Having an immortal who needs no breathing being...
the bag man
copper hawk
oooeeeuuugh
twin wagon
you'd need to use airbubble tho
hybrid jewel
and funnier to pull out the kobold clowncar
Depends on your DM, some will say they ded from lack of air.
fleet zealot
bag of holding is limited by the size of it's hole
sterile stone
DMs don't want you to know this
But you can stuff your bag of holding with kobol...
See now I heard a lore video about a man that lives inside one of those
And it takes people
fleet zealot
bagman isn't a man
hybrid jewel
Some just handwave it cos funny.
fleet zealot
he's bagman
twin wagon
bag of holding is limited by the size of it's hole
Depends on how your DM sizes the kobolds yes
Airbubble should help with the air issue tho
fleet zealot
kinda like how a false hydra isn't a hydra
twin wagon
They aren't in any official material last time I checked
hybrid jewel
Depends on how your DM sizes the kobolds yes
Airbubble should help with the air ...
Just ask to buy a MASSIVE one. Lul.
twin wagon
But that's like the issue with Kara-Tur
it's "lore accurate" for older editions
but hasn't been renewed since 3.5 or even second
so it's the perfect setting to homebrew
hybrid jewel
so it's the perfect setting to homebrew
So when Clerics and Druids be gods again?
hybrid jewel
I know.
twin wagon
They aren't stopping either
hybrid jewel
Some DMs outright just give you back your animal companion.
buoyant pecan
It doesn't really matter what WoTC does. Your DM is the real final say
hybrid jewel
Because it makes no diff.
twin wagon
It doesn't really matter what WoTC does. Your DM is the real final say
For now
WoTC has been trying to legally remove homebrewing for a while now
twin wagon
Can't stop a group of 5 doing whatever.
People thought the same about companies patenting game mechanics, but here we are
hybrid jewel
Worst case, they can't copyright d20 in general, so just use dice and make a clone but not.
Like what Pathfinder was.
twin wagon
Or Shadowrun
obsidian prairie
I really want to see what they do with starfinder
twin wagon
Or Dark Crus- nvm no one copy that
hybrid jewel
Roll d100.
obsidian prairie
Because they are going for full compatibility with pathfinder
hybrid jewel
I dare you.
fleet zealot
I thought false hydras weren't even canon
there is umber hulks
hybrid jewel
And then your char explodes on creation.
twin wagon
It can't be as bad as creating a dark crusade character in 1 hour
And having them die in 10 minutes during the second turn of the first encounter
obsidian prairie
I mean
twin wagon
obsidian prairie
It’s setting appropriate
twin wagon
Yes
copper hawk
ooeeeuugh
twin wagon
But they could atleast make the creation process easier
hybrid jewel
It can't be as bad as creating a dark crusade character in 1 hour
And having the...
I mean, having your char survive till ascension is hard enough.
fleet zealot
It can't be as bad as creating a dark crusade character in 1 hour
And having the...
see the level 1 fighter above getting critically owned first turn of first combat
sterile stone
there is umber hulks
The hell are those?
twin wagon
see the level 1 fighter above getting critically owned first turn of first comba...
TO be fair dnd 5th edition has fast character creation, specially with how background is just point choosing now
buoyant pecan
I only remember the video game
twin wagon
Shadowrun nowadays can't be written