zealot-class

[long oasis]

flak?

[lean lark]

flak

[potent gate]

Thankies

[keen heron]

i was thinking of stacking it with invocation of death for maximum bookage but in hindsight that might be a bit too much

well maybe not

[fleet zealot]

flak

[long oasis]

is it all flak

[fleet zealot]

one cdr is all you need

[keen heron]

since masters retribution is ass

so ill get it either way ig

[copper hawk]

I guess if they want 2 use it as a mean word

[keen heron]

yay

[copper hawk]

A slur and an insult r two different things ??

[plucky sparrow]

Masters retribution needs to be a lot stronger of a push to ever be worth it

[copper hawk]

I use grub as a joke but I guess it gets a rise out of people with vulnerable egos

Link to convo btw.. heh..

[fleet zealot]

if your team needs the constant chorus that much they suck and you aren't helping the dps check

[keen heron]

do i even wanna push peeps away as zealot lol

[copper hawk]

You're the last person to clutch pearls over things said in anger, let alone in jest

All the times you called me regarded over nothing

Reign in this narcissistic behavior pls ur scarin the ungrubbed

[fleet zealot]

🍿

[nocturne harness]

if you are looking to run chrous for high level havoc runs, you should take both IOD and pious cutthroat if you can fit in your build

[fleet zealot]

NO lol

this is how you deal 300k damage

[plucky sparrow]

Masters retribution just barely staggers any melee troop, they’ll be finched for less than a second

[fleet zealot]

you can go support but still build to do 1 million damage games

[keen heron]

bro im a dif 3-4 scrub im not doing havoc for a while

im just tryna go for what seems fun

[lean lark]

then go have fun and stop caring about meta or whats efficient

enjoy the game brah

you dont need meta to win

[keen heron]

being wfficient is fun

[nocturne harness]

Don't get me wrong, I hate taking chorus. I much prefer FOTF. But I take chorus because most players on high level havocs can't survive without having multiple zealots that have chorus.

[keen heron]

even better if i get to do it with stuff i like

[frosty herald]

everything works on heresy-

[fleet zealot]

you do not need double cdr

or even the forbidden triple cdr (curios)

[delicate shadow]

Chorussy gang

[frosty herald]

200% ability cooldown is fine on its own

aquilla shut the fuck up

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

[fleet zealot]

if your team can't survive without you constantly chorusing, that means they lack dps cause they can't kill shit

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/999-randr-family-chorus-room-rules-999-chorus-room-rules-randr-family-randr-famiily-chorus-room-rules-999-999-chorus-room-rules-randrfamily-999-randrfamily-chorus-room-rules-gif-3247454398147406371

[fleet zealot]

and all chorus does is delay the inevitable at that point

[delicate shadow]

wtf is this

[keen heron]

wait

[fleet zealot]

using chorus at the correct time and place is important, cause if your team is fully healthy and it's just an incoming chaff horde/bruisers, you can just, sit on chorus

[keen heron]

if i dont need pious i might be able to getblood redemption and second wind

[nocturne harness]

no argument from me

[frosty herald]

chorus grub...

[delicate shadow]

second wind is cracked, if you can fit it you should take it

[stone fern]

chorus is unironically worse than smite

[frosty herald]

clad noob

[stone fern]

yamato is cringe

[fleet zealot]

smite can at least deal damage if built properly

[stone fern]

i had chorus duty on havoc

it was hell

[fleet zealot]

like i will always hate chorus for being a lockout and i've had to use it so much the past 2 weeks

[keen heron]

is smite the psyker thing that kinda stuns chaff and does nothing

[stone fern]

i just pressed F all game

[fleet zealot]

flanking crusher pack
pop chorus and ping theM
no one turns around
chorus ends and they eat overheads to the back

[stone fern]

i tried to melee a reaper but got until death procced

[fleet zealot]

yipee!

[stone fern]

nah

it was too good it ruined the game

[keen heron]

until death seems cool for ballsy plays

[stone fern]

until death is non negotiable

[fleet zealot]

smite is the electric hands that ranges from annoying stun bot to why tf does this do so much damage, depending on if the psyker is an idiot or if they can build properly

fatshark 200% more damage to smite please!

we still have mercy mains dragging the smite winrate down!

poor BR

[keen heron]

yeah man did my 4th match with blades of faith this shit feels so bad ill go immo

[fleet zealot]

nah

use knives

learn them well

[plush estuary]

Play whatever

its video game

[gray ice]

use immos

profit

[nocturne harness]

blades is the best zealot blitz by far

[fleet zealot]

it's the best pathing (2nd wind, scourge and enduring faith for crit build)

[keen heron]

its not much of a learning curve u just aim at the head

[gray ice]

praise the sun

[keen heron]

no impact they just flop over

[fleet zealot]

you need to learn how to kill snipers and bombers

from ranges

[lean lark]

run what you want

[nocturne harness]

hit people in the head

[keen heron]

i have rifles for that

[fleet zealot]

knives are actually the one thing I'd tell every zealot to play until the complete all the throwing knive penances

[lean lark]

immolation nade is the best nade for zealot because its overpowered as fuck, fyi

[fleet zealot]

they are important for flamer, animation canceling, and just extremely efficient

and i fucking HATE knives

i hate them

i hate having to use them until havoc finally set me free

and I can go immos again

[frosty herald]

Let there be a node path above each blitz

[keen heron]

bootleg ogryn rock

[frosty herald]

So we arent forced to use knives cauze its the best pathing

[fleet zealot]

12 vs 4, regening from kills and ammo vs regening slowly overtime

[nocturne harness]

when you get to a certain level with zealot, you're going to automatically murder anything that immolation grenades might kill for you, so they don't really have value. stunstorm grenades at least let you clutch more easily

[keen heron]

and the rock still feels better

[vague depot]

The nades don’t feel as satisfying as throwing knives

[lean lark]

not really

[keen heron]

i dont even recognize the fact that ive thrown a knife until i get the red marker and the dude just starts sleeping

[lean lark]

immolations are the best for clutching since they literally are worth an entire extra teammate of horde clear

[keen heron]

i always throw stunstorm too late lol

[lean lark]

but clutching is its own thing

[nocturne harness]

they don't kill elites fast enough to reliably clutch

[lean lark]

🤔

[delicate shadow]

idk I've been a chorus enjoyer back when the skill trees first released

I just think it's neat!

[keen heron]

u get emperor rizz dude

[stone fern]

its so over 😭

[lean lark]

they kill every horde enemy and takes maybe a couple seconds for elites, which will become oneshots for your melee due to immolation

[keen heron]

its that simple

[fleet zealot]

they melt everything esp if you have unncanny

or they just, weaken elites enouygh fro you to cinsih off

hello spelling?

BRAIN

[keen heron]

well guess ill go some support melee hybrid thingamajig

[nocturne harness]

well yeah, if you're stacking fire with uncanny, everything dies

[keen heron]

also is it just me or are revolvers way more trouble than theyre worth

[vague depot]

I liked them

They had a nice kick and punch and the reload was really nice to watch

[keen heron]

idk the goofy ass aim along with abysmal mag capacity isnt a good combo

[vague depot]

Didn’t feel goofy to me

[keen heron]

sure it does damage but not enough to be worth

[vague depot]

Idk I didn’t have any complaints it hit hard and slow didn’t really feel like it struggled with killing anything

[keen heron]

maybe im just too used to the uzi

[lean lark]

with time you'll get to like every weapon for what they're worth alongside with each tree nodes effectiveness

if you dont like it right now you can just skip using it and come back to it later

[vague depot]

I think I can use pretty much every weapon well except knife

That’s literally the one and only zealot weapon I do not enjoy

[keen heron]

i probably need to pick up something more crowd oriented to compliment my axe addiction

[copper hawk]

Chorus is pawesome..

[keen heron]

double barrel shotty might be the one thing that actually lets me make use of emperors bullet though ill try that first

the day i actually feel the difference from that thing will be a good one

[modern lintel]

stinky

[plush estuary]

playing auric damn

[keen heron]

huh

[fleet zealot]

[delicate shadow]

wha

[copper hawk]

I looove book

Who up readin they book

Scunnerz !!

[delicate shadow]

I love book, I can't read but I love book

the paper just feels nice

[plush estuary]

but book bad

[copper hawk]

I ate a book once

That mean i canz, reade !

[delicate shadow]

digesting knowledge

[placid fiber]

For some reason, in rogue legacy 2, seeing the title drop is more rare than beating the final boss's upgraded version... :/

[fleet zealot]

i'm up listening to Kendrick

[delicate shadow]

book bad! so it is good!

[plush estuary]

bad for heretics

good for rejects

[copper hawk]

I am NOT a REJECT

[delicate shadow]

literature goes brrrr

[frosty herald]

Grub.

[copper hawk]

DATZ A SLUR !!!!!!

DONT U KNOWE !!

[frosty herald]

Grubby grubberson!!!

[stone fern]

get a room

[copper hawk]

4 what group of marginalized ppl idk,, larvae r a protected class

I am no one'z grubbe..

I am grubless..

[fleet zealot]

i'm a ferret

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/lethal-company-baby-maneater-maneater-crying-falling-gif-3527506679014820214

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/timone-eating-bug-grub-beetle-gif-9757153004870162814

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrt-hacking-gif-18303105

[copper hawk]

False Hoode .

[fleet zealot]

LEST ARCANE

LEST

[frozen glen]

get yo big ass ears out the caption damn

[hexed igloo]

Who up lendricking they kamar

[hexed igloo]

Lads I tried space marine 2, it's pretty good except for when it crashes because I have a ryzen5

[median steeple]

the evil internet demons have been defeated im freee

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-league-of-legends-lol-viktor-lol-viktor-arcane-gif-6350010811784075067

[mighty mesa]

im so split between going for reposte or precog

and ive noticed that going for piety is just better eventhough i really wanna do IJ

[frozen glen]

incognito if you want to keep your search history hidden

[mighty mesa]

pfft

[copper hawk]

Gurl y u so ears

[frosty herald]

Why u so grub...

[copper hawk]

Y u so glub

[median steeple]

smh yam saying a slur

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/glubby-slug-gif-22183030

[frosty herald]

Oh yeah my bad grubs

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dbz-broly-gif-13386399

[copper hawk]

Kak . Rot

[median steeple]

oooohhhh husband you spent all our money on darktide cosmetics and now we're homeless.....

[copper hawk]

But honey the take your family to work day backpack..

For Zelotte..

[frosty herald]

Smh

Cant even get the meme right

[inner mantle]

there we go bois

[gray ice]

Now make it a mk2

[nocturne harness]

exactly

[gray ice]

Also cara to flak

Unless you're doin somethin specific with that

[inner mantle]

nah just grinding havoc

[gray ice]

Then yea cara to flak

[nocturne harness]

i would leave carapace for the one- and two-shotting of crushers

[gray ice]

You don't need cara for that

I use cara for 3 shot on crushers unpowered with 5 Marty stacks

[inner mantle]

yea suprising crushers are not the problem most of the time on havoc

[gray ice]

Cara doesn't help hit a specific breakpoint in general

[inner mantle]

and about the mark 2 i really like the horizontal cleave on the m10

[gray ice]

That was just me jokin use the mk you like

Mk2 has horizontals as well tho

[inner mantle]

fair

yea there just more work to set up

[gray ice]

H1>H2>PA is looping screen-wide sweeps

Super shrimple

[lean lark]

erm actually when you're on 2 stacks of disdain proc duellist and unpowered with an elite aura psyker if you fotf the crusher he dies......

important breakpoint.

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-iam-abir82-liverpool-kick-kick-kid-gif-22437195

Mk2 and mk10 have fairly similar combos in accessibility

So its mostly preference either way

I find mk2 more versatile and like the combos better

Also uppercut

[placid fiber]

I really need to use the relic blade more... I just... Keep end up playing rogue legacy 2... I'm already on ng+8 and I have all of the bosses on their upgraded versions... <.<

[solar gorge]

e

[gray ice]

This is the way

[placid fiber]

at least you can pick and choose what bonus modifiers you want the next level of ng+ to have instead of being forced to deal with way more tanky way stronger enemies etc etc

[placid fiber]

I've gotten used to using the mouse and keyboard... I beat both the special version of the traitor and the empowered final boss both first try lol

I was 1 hit away from death, tho, against that final boss x.x

[lament blaze]

Do different benediction auras stack?

[placid fiber]

I don't think so

[plucky gate]

no

[placid fiber]

I didn't 100% know for sure, but, I was 90% sure they didn't <.<'

[gray ice]

They dont

[lament blaze]

a shame

[north sedge]

auras in general don't

[placid fiber]

I mean... we're already powerful enough as it is. We don't need up to 3 more multpliers of 0.85x toughness damage taken on top of what we already have lol

[lament blaze]

ik DR stacks multiplicatively but that would still be ~48% DR with 4 zealots aha

[plucky gate]

yeah it would be insane

[placid fiber]

If you want that much dr just play oggy, they have 20% tdr and 20% dr(idk if both of those affect toughness or not, tho)

as a base thing

[misty ravine]

4 Beacons of Purity
Where you would get Corruption you now get Yellow Health

[lament blaze]

Nahhhhh. Zealot my love

[placid fiber]

Silly newbie, every class is zealot... just a different flavor or zealot

Vet? Zelly with more ranged stuff

[misty ravine]

All of life's problems can be solved with a thunder hammer

[placid fiber]

Oggy? Big, Slow, and Tanky zelly

Psyker? Special needs zelly

[lament blaze]

Only other class I've had any fun with is psyker.

When I play vet Im basically a skinny zealot lmao

[plucky gate]

try weapon specialist vet

[placid fiber]

Ogryn is something you gotta be willing to put up with

[plucky gate]

pretty fun

[placid fiber]

I still play my ogryn like a zealot, tho, lol

[misty ravine]

Power Sword + Storm Shield when

[lament blaze]

i played ~200 hours of vermintide 2 so zealot feels very natural for me.

[placid fiber]

I was a battle wizard main in vt2

So blowing up as psyker? Extremely rare due to experience with that system already x.x

Zealot is the class I main in darktide, tho

[lament blaze]

i played waystalker with a spear. it was fun. i stopped playing before the 5th difficulty was added tho

[placid fiber]

Cata is... a vibe

You gotta either embrace the pain and prepare to solo clutch... or die miserably

especially since the players had to connect to the host

so the ping varried a lot more than it does in darktide

[lament blaze]

when im solo clutching this game can feel like doom eternal at times aha. especially with the weapon quick switch to snipe

[placid fiber]

in vt2... it feels like you are already dead, but, just refusing to die

[misty ravine]

I haven't played VT2 since before the necromancer update so I have no idea how to rate Cata versus DT

I would definitely guess that harder or not, VT2 will feel way slower

[placid fiber]

I never got to experience necro sienna

I am not sure I would have liked that career

I would have done it for the chaos wastes okri challenges, tho...

If they added them anyway

[lament blaze]

damnation seems substantially easier than... uh i forget the name of 4th difficulty. the original max diff

legend?

[placid fiber]

I did every single okri challenge for the chaos wastes... before necro was released. Meaning I did each career and everything in the wastes xD

[misty ravine]

Legend got easy pretty quickly

[placid fiber]

legend

Legend is casual, until it isn't

[lament blaze]

i got whipped pretty hard but i also didnt follow any guides or metas so my gear was probably terribad

[misty nova]

Melee with a side of RTS

[placid fiber]

I learned to go to the discord and listen to the people there

I went from a guy tryharding to solo clutch with a shit bulid... to a guy tryhard solo clutching with a good build... and sometimes just dying cuz vt2 lol

[lament blaze]

the hordes seemed to be much more threatening in vt 2

like the usual trash

[placid fiber]

I have 1 instinct that is still built firmly into me: Any hit will be death... even in darktide, I still have this feeling lol

[lament blaze]

but the specialists in darktide seem more threatening than legend vt2

especially there being like 10x more of them

[placid fiber]

Eh... blightstormers are pretty rough

summoning a whirlwind of fire... that will stay there when they teleport away(and aren't dead)

[lament blaze]

as waystalker i was able to remove them the instant i saw them so they werent the biggest issue for me

[placid fiber]

It's when your teammates hit them

and didn't kill them

and then their storm fucked you <.<

[lament blaze]

ah right. i forgot they do the thing

[misty ravine]

blightstormer mentioned
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRR7DJy185o

[lament blaze]

blightstormer DLC for darktide when

[placid fiber]

poxbursters? trappers? flamers? bombers? I'll take them any day over fucking blightstormers...

[lament blaze]

kerillian voice pack DLC when

[placid fiber]

Not until 25201(the year)

[plush estuary]

@rocky nacelle

a classic

oops shotgunner patrol

[lament blaze]

how so speedy?

[placid fiber]

scrier's gaze has a +20% movement speed node... and the knife

[plush estuary]

Mettle, SG, knife, DD

[lament blaze]

zoom zoom zoom

[plush estuary]

up to 65%+ movement speed

[placid fiber]

The spoils of being too fast: shotgunners that you weren't ready for making swiss cheese out of you... a classic...

[lament blaze]

you only made a racecar sound once :/

i wouldnt be able to stop myself from doing that constantly... instantly muted by everyone in game

[rocky nacelle]

Seems we’ve lived the same gunker life

at least a few times

oops knock back into death 💩

[median steeple]

fuck my stupid gunker life

[placid fiber]

Man... I'm torn between trying to do contracts on my Vet to get more used to playing as my Vet... and Rogue Legacy 2 NG+8... the latter being much more tempting than Vet lol

[misty nova]

actual real

[opaque island]

how do i not die on legend difficulty in VT2

[plush estuary]

hp above 0

[placid fiber]

Do you remember how bad blightstormers were, as well? I haven't actually done a real match since march of this year... and it's still fucking fresh in my mind lol

[misty nova]

Be paranoic

[placid fiber]

being paranoid, unironically, saved your ass a lot in vt2

[opaque island]

blightstormers are the highest threat in VT2 imho

not only are their storms big ass AOE but they do really good damage after they fling you too

[placid fiber]

even rattlings paled in comparison to blightstormers, imo

[misty nova]

I remember this one time I spent 3 agonizing minutes looking for the Blighstormer

[placid fiber]

And the storm can increase and decrease in size randomly while it is active...

[opaque island]

quick i got 40 minutes before i go back to work

[misty nova]

Muhfuh went off bounds

[opaque island]

who do i play?

[plush estuary]

that one

[placid fiber]

ranger vet

[opaque island]

what about the other one?

[opaque island]

frick, fr though

[misty nova]

Why necromancer mewing

[placid fiber]

And take the free bomb use on career skill use

[opaque island]

her face just looks like that

oh i thought you were making a darktide class joke when you said ranger vet

[placid fiber]

No

[opaque island]

i forgot bardin has that class since i never use it

[placid fiber]

Ranger Veteran Bardin...

[lament blaze]

literally unplayable

[placid fiber]

There was no jokes on my end with that lol (tho I totally see what you were getting at)

[opaque island]

this shows how muchy i play ranger vet

[placid fiber]

uh lol

gimme a sec to open vt2, I'll give you a good build lol

@opaque island

With masterwork pistol(boss damage) or the handgun(sniping) and the dual hammers

Or coghammer if you want more reliable armor damage instead of more reliable temp health generation

This is also pretty fun for funny boss damage and overall effectiveness with a melee weapon that can generate like... 180 temp hp in 1 heavy lol

@opaque island btw if you take the masterwork pistol on the ranger veteran career ALWAYS take the 30% ammo back per ammo thingy feat. You can make due with good aim with the handgun without the 30% version, but, the mwp(masterwork pistol) is extremely ammo inefficient

[hushed knoll]

What game is this

[placid fiber]

Warhammer: Vermintide 2

[modern lintel]

cod black ops 6

[placid fiber]

Oh another funny thing you can do with slayer is for the 1h weapons build you can use throwing axe as your second melee since they count as a 1h weapon lol (the icon next to the portrait is the attack speed buff from 1h weapons in both melee slots from the feats tree)

Oh, they finally buffed this... and I still don't think it's worth it unless you're doing some weird 1h + 2h weapons build...

It used to only be 5%

[opaque island]

godang

i had to play a different character cause bardin was taken

[opaque island]

what the heck is this weapon?! i dont see it anywhere

[copper hawk]

Dlc

[placid fiber]

It's in one of the weapon packs you can buy

This one iirc

[opaque island]

I thought that was just skins, its actually weapons?!

[placid fiber]

Yeah...

[copper hawk]

Axe and falch r dlc

So's the billhook

[opaque island]

so thats where that kerillian got the blue flame bow

[placid fiber]

some weapons are the ubersreik and bogenhafen ones

[opaque island]

i saw skaven dying to blue/purple fire one match and was like wow ive never seen that before

[placid fiber]

each one of those dlcs adds 1 weapon for each character

forgotten relics adds weapons for all as well iirc

[opaque island]

I have all the level/content dlcs and characters, i didnt know there were weapons too! well now i gotta try these out

[placid fiber]

wait it might just be ubersreik that does

ubersreik and the uh

dark omens one

[placid fiber]

Adds one of battle wizard's best 2 staffs <.<

the coru staff might lack range, but, setting bunches of pools of fire melts hordes lol

I'm checking all the careers to see if I notice any other changes besides the 10% crit on slayer... so far all of the ones I've looked at are the same as when I last played

[sterile stone]

Bruh I'm out here fighting the biggest headache known to man

And I'm out here getting attacked

[keen heron]

bro i thought yall were talking darktide and had a real brainfart

[placid fiber]

I mean... vt2 is darktide, but, medieval and dated(compared to darktide)

[keen heron]

oh damn 8k daily peak?

better than i expected

might be worth picking up

and its less than a dollar on sale

[sterile stone]

Mfw I try to dodge in a different video game

[keen heron]

guess i know what to buy next sale

[sterile stone]

And I just jump instead and float backwards

[placid fiber]

What I used to find fun, for way stalker, is on champion take the swift bow with this feat for the lulz

[placid fiber]

Who needs skill, when you can unload your whole mag for 0 ammo cost?

Besides memes with the repeater pistol and some ammo saving triple shots on the repeater crossbow... the free shot was probably the most useful with just the regular crossbow(for chaos wastes that is)...

@fleet zealot Bandit, what would you think if either zealot or psyker got this in darktide?

[fleet zealot]

actually best in slot with any sort of explosion spam teammates

rumbler ogryn, voidblast

or using crusher i guess

[placid fiber]

Who do you think it would make more sense on? Aside from oggy cuz they're so big they just push guys out of the way...

[fleet zealot]

needing to pass through enemies isn't character specific, it's teammates specific

[misty nova]

We all agree that Ogryn needs that one Slayer talent

https://tenor.com/view/just-saying-druski-gif-17218344978088760358

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Nk0evkBpE

[hasty raft]

What traits are hot rn for relic blade?

[copper hawk]

pins

Cranial rampage

[hasty raft]

cranial grounding and rampage?

[copper hawk]

Yah

[hasty raft]

ty

[gleaming kelp]

i'm getting my shit pushed in on damnation. Who should I watch to git gud?

[misty nova]

Your back

💯🔥🙏 🔝

[stone fern]

its so fucking peak

[misty nova]

Fr though
Probably Mr. Unc

Even though dttubbers....

[outer gulch]

relic sword and flamer is a nasty combo

jsut had the most insane clutch ever

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-eating-cheezits-gif-26004848

[desert spear]

I never liked the flamer but now that I’m starting to get better at throwing knives I might try it again

[median steeple]

Deer

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-attack-push-kid-go-away-gif-26078085

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-palas-palas-cat-green-fire-gif-9691844312166040256

[misty nova]

Life's not so shikokonankoko

Or something along those lines

[delicate shadow]

a fellow tasting history enjoyer 🤝

[hushed knoll]

Deer can’t eat cheese its

[hushed knoll]

I enjoy it too

Tbh I taste history every time I cook

Cuz it’s that good

😌

[delicate shadow]

the history of cruel and unusual punishment

sup stan

[hushed knoll]

Mod abuse

Oh hello

[delicate shadow]

[hushed knoll]

Just waiting for my chicken to reach 165 degrees

Hbu

[delicate shadow]

chillin', just made coffee

[hushed knoll]

Noice

Love me some coffee

How do you take your coffee

[delicate shadow]

french press, I use milk because I'm too adhd to wait for it to cool

no sugar or anything though

that said I'm thinking about adding chicory from now on

it's a nice touch

otherwise I like turkish coffee if I have the time/energy to make it

I've got a traditional cevze so it's fun

[hushed knoll]

Oh wow

You’re way more refined than me haha

I’ve never used a French press

Turkish coffee sounds so good

[visual stream]

Making Thai tea at home is pretty yummers

For Christmas I'm getting a ceremonial matcha tea set to see what a quality homemade matcha is like

[sterile stone]

where my baklava

🤌🏽

[stone fern]

nah see thats wrong

at some point drink enough coffee and it stops working

this is where disgusting mud mugs come in

[hushed knoll]

Mud mugs?

[stone fern]

the coffee wont wake you up but the disgusting taste would

[stone fern]

mud as in really bad coffee

[hushed knoll]

I’ve been drinking coffee regularly for like 15 years

It still wakes me up

[frozen kernel]

Fleshbag grab range has aged me an extra 7 years

https://tenor.com/view/matt-damon-old-ageing-matt-damon-gif-5219578

[plush estuary]

dodge right

[hexed igloo]

You can try putting a pinch of salt in, it cuts the bitterness and pulls out the coffee flavors

[frozen kernel]

There was no right, only doorway and pain

[hexed igloo]

I personally just use brown sugar no milk

[hexed igloo]

I drink monsters, they don't do anything anymore

Only thing that touches me now is double scooped strong preworkout

[frozen kernel]

Monster always had a weird taste

But now that I'm no longer 16, Rockstars are just too much sugar

[hexed igloo]

I drink pretty much exclusively the sugarfree shit

[hushed knoll]

I used to use sugar but now I drink it black

Monster has so much sugar and / or chemicals

[hexed igloo]

Idgaf

[gleaming furnace]

Everything has chemicals

[hexed igloo]

Aspartame preserves the body like formaldehyde

[hushed knoll]

[hexed igloo]

Also if you consume enough it temporarily paralyzes you which is pretty funny

[gleaming furnace]

Lmao my uncle used to say that about his Diet Pepsi habit

[hushed knoll]

[hexed igloo]

Diet Pepsi is black gold

[gleaming furnace]

Monster doesn’t even have that shit in it tho it’s erythritol

[hushed knoll]

Why drink Diet Pepsi when Diet Coke exists

[hexed igloo]

Yeah ik red bull uses aspartame

[gleaming furnace]

Diet Pepsi is only good for rum cokes

[hushed knoll]

Diet Pepsi is ass

[hexed igloo]

Died coke fucking sucks

[hushed knoll]

Diet Coke is WAY better than Diet Pepsi

[gleaming furnace]

Redbull is honestly nasty except for the cranberry one which is only good for mixing with vodka

[hexed igloo]

Why drink diet anything when sugarfree exists

Pepsi max, coke zero

[hushed knoll]

EW NO

[gleaming furnace]

Both are gross

[hushed knoll]

COKE ZERO AND PEPSI MAX SUCK

[hexed igloo]

You're objectively wrong for that

[gleaming furnace]

Just drink the real stuff and accept the consequences

[hexed igloo]

They're both better than the full sugar stuff

Full sugar coke and Pepsi are sickly sweet and syrupy

[hushed knoll]

Dipping pizza crust into Diet Coke is amazing

[hexed igloo]

What the fuck is wrong with you

[hushed knoll]

Nothing

[hexed igloo]

Death penalty

[gleaming furnace]

Absolutely disgusting

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna hold your hand for this, you need therapy

[hexed igloo]

Actually fucking insane

[hushed knoll]

It’s true it’s really good

[hexed igloo]

Mods pin this guy to shame him

[hushed knoll]

Honey mustard and red pepper flakes on the pizza then dip the crust in Diet Coke

[hexed igloo]

That's actually fucked up

I'm disgusted

[hushed knoll]

It’s good

[gleaming furnace]

Honey mussy on pizza ?

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[gleaming furnace]

Hmmm

[hushed knoll]

And/ or ranch

[hexed igloo]

Bro trying to convince me that chewing on soggy, fizzy pizza crust is good

[hushed knoll]

It’s good dude

[gleaming furnace]

Well yea ranch on pizza is based

[hexed igloo]

Nah it aint

[royal vortex]

this food is part of a ritual to wake an ancient evil that has been sleeping for all eternity

[coarse birch]

no

[hexed igloo]

You lying through your teeth

[hushed knoll]

You’ve never tried it

YOSHI WHY ARE YOU GANGING UP ON ME

[hexed igloo]

I've never had the fucking insane deranged thought process to even consider it

[hushed knoll]

I’m legit not.

[hexed igloo]

Anyone who dips bread into anything other than fucking soup should be executed via electric chair

[spare dome]

stan comes with a surgeon general's warning

[hushed knoll]

I take extra dressing cups and suck them off my fingers

The dressing

[spare dome]

goodbye

[hexed igloo]

I've never in my life heard of dipping fucking pizza into diet coke

[gleaming furnace]

I think we’re all hung up on the Diet Coke part

[stuck citrus]

fondue enjoyers on shockwatch

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[hushed knoll]

Fondue? More like fondon’t

[hexed igloo]

Fondue counts as a condiment, so it's a soup

[royal vortex]

stan has breached containment

[hushed knoll]

Fondue triggers me cuz it comes out of a fountain

[gleaming furnace]

Wat

[hexed igloo]

Condiments are thick soup

[royal vortex]

mmm

ketchup soup

[gleaming furnace]

Bbq sauce soup

Hot sauce soup

[hushed knoll]

When I get bread bowl soup from Panera I pour the soup into a separate bowl and eat the bread separately lol

[hexed igloo]

Think about it, soups shape is circle, you put ketchup/ranch or whatever into little circle cups

Thus it's a soup

[hushed knoll]

You can actually do this

Mix water and ketchup

For cheap tomato soup

[royal vortex]

i do not want to

[hollow flare]

Can you stop please? This is getting out of hand!

[hexed igloo]

I would rather tase my balls

[gleaming furnace]

Ok by that logic Diet Coke is soup, disgusting tho it may be

[hushed knoll]

What is

[hexed igloo]

No

[hushed knoll]

I’m educating the youth

[hexed igloo]

You don't put diet coke into a bowl

[hushed knoll]

What

I never said that

[hexed igloo]

You didnt

[hushed knoll]

I’ve seen people boil chicken in Coke

[gleaming furnace]

Bro I drank a protein shake of of frying pan cus my dumb ass forgot to wash the blender

[spare dome]

which should i get

[hushed knoll]

Ok this sounds good

[hexed igloo]

Diet coke is a drink, as is items such as water, vodka

[royal vortex]

diet coke to dip pizza in

apparently

[spare dome]

they do not have a diet coke sauce

[hexed igloo]

Exactly

[royal vortex]

tragic

[hushed knoll]

Why are you all invading

[royal vortex]

i saw you wildin

i alerted the stanographers

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-anakin-skywalker-star-wars-dab-gif-6072515125633508976

[hushed knoll]

You’re not allowed to say wildin

[royal vortex]

why

[hushed knoll]

😒

[gleaming furnace]

Incorrect. Soda sauce is how restaurants make soda

Syrup is a sauce, soda syrup is therefore a sauce

[stuck citrus]

I like where you're going with that

[spare dome]

they did have one with cherry coke sauce

that thing fucked hard

[hexed igloo]

Anything cherry fucks hard tho

Cherry vanilla docpebba is king

[gleaming furnace]

Love me some dr 🅱️epper

[hexed igloo]

The only full sugar cola I'll touch

[spare dome]

ill do A&W root beer too

[opal star]

hello zealot chat what's going on this fine day

[spare dome]

but yea

man i have soda so rarely

[hexed igloo]

Some motherfucker dipping his pizza in diet coke

[gleaming furnace]

We’re arguing about what constitutes soup and/or sauce

[hexed igloo]

Soup = sauce, just thick

[opal star]

ykw
If it tastes good to them and they don't make it anyone else's problem then it's whatever

[gleaming furnace]

You’re welcome to join us in this stimulating debate

[opal star]

how the fuck is soup thicker than sauce

[hexed igloo]

Nah it's fucked up and evil, mods should ban him for it

[hexed igloo]

Consider reading it the other way

[opal star]

sauce, just thick = soup

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna kill you

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/oso-set-yourself-ablaze-oso-rengoku-demon-slayer-set-yourself-ablaze-gif-6198243758327755850

[hexed igloo]

I survived because the alcohol in my blood burned brighter than the car crash around me

[opal star]

what th

[grand tangle]

sauce made from fanta and peanut butter on a burger is insane
please report this bussiness to the police

[spare dome]

nah

ima get it

[hexed igloo]

I can see it though

[gleaming furnace]

Now at what point does soup (or a bowl of sauce) constitute a “meal” ?

[hexed igloo]

Unlike just straight dead ass diet coke

[hexed igloo]

Never it's always sad to eat on its own

I guess if you classify something like gumbo or chili as a soup

[obsidian prairie]

Those are thicker

Stew

[gleaming furnace]

Yea or like udon with pork belly and eggs

[grand tangle]

chilli is a stew

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but stew is just thick soup

With chunks

[grand tangle]

and stews are bowls of sauce, not soups

they are different

[hexed igloo]

Sauce is just thicker soup

[grand tangle]

but soy sauce tho

[hexed igloo]

Soy soup

Add water

[grand tangle]

no, thats miso soup

[hexed igloo]

No it's different

[grand tangle]

completely different cooking method

[hexed igloo]

I never said anything about cooking

[placid fiber]

I love fire

[hexed igloo]

Add water to miso paste, you get miso soup

Add water to soy sauce you get soy soup

[grand tangle]

yeah but the miso is made from soy afaik

[hexed igloo]

They're different colours

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/demon-slayer-donut-kyojuro-rengoku-kimetsu-no-yabia-gif-9790802246804959347

do you love donuts

[hexed igloo]

Yeah but they're fermented differently so they're inherently different ingredients

[placid fiber]

They're good, but, they can upset my stomach

[opal star]

set your stomach ablaze

[arctic saffron]

https://saladtheory.github.io/

[hexed igloo]

It's like saying fries and gnocchi are the same thing because they're both made from potato

If I put some boiled french fries on your plate and told you they were gnocchi you'd be pretty pissed/confused

[vague depot]

boiled french fries i would air out the entire room

[hexed igloo]

Exactly, but gnocchi? Fuckin slaps

[gleaming furnace]

Boiled in what ? Some kind of soup ?

[opal star]

poxwalkers .05 seconds after stepping out of a spawn door

[hexed igloo]

Water

So ice soup yeah

[vague depot]

trying to chase the trapper and smack it through the spawn door and your swing hits 40 poxbursters instead

[sterile stone]

Why does this exist

Without my consent

[opal star]

suffer

[gleaming furnace]

Door bursters are bullshit and fuck whoever implemented them

[final mural]

:)

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/uh-um-hm-adam-workaholics-gif-5161074

[hexed igloo]

Me when I bust in the door

[final mural]

stupid ass game

[gleaming furnace]

Especially that door RIGHT NEXT TO THE MED STATION ON PIECE OF SHIT REFINERY

[grand tangle]

ill agree one could, hypothetically, pour soy sauce into water and call it a soup. but the soy sauce itself is not a soup until it is watered down.
sauces are a type of food/ingredient meant to pair with other ingredients while soup is a dish composed of a liquid broth and optionally other ingredients(keyword: optionally)

soup stands on its own, sauce is a leech that relies on the flavor of other food

[delicate shadow]

at any kebab place worth its salt (also in my belly)

https://tenor.com/view/peepofat-gif-24867194

[vague depot]

dive in

[opal star]

so this is the power of the silent poxburster.....

[sterile stone]

Smh not sharing with the team

[final mural]

they fucking love to get me like that

[opal star]

[median steeple]

prices of warhammer minis are going up, for more info search up warhammer -

[final mural]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-to-sleep-go-to-sleep-failed-salto-gif-924862280106752189

[delicate shadow]

fuck the team we zealots, we clown up in this mf

(me running 200m ahead and getting netted)

[hexed igloo]

Nono you've got it all wrong

Soup is inherently the unconcentrated version of sauce. They're one and the same, the only difference is the concentration

In example, stock cubes are still stock, just without water, the only thing that changes when adding water is the concentration, soup follows the same principle.

As the soup is concentrated into sauce, it retains the flavors, just intensified, which is why you only need a little to add to your food

[frozen glen]

im 200m ahead of the guy whos 200m ahead of the team

[final mural]

bro why didnt you catch up im only a knife zealot why am i the only one at the end of the map 5 seconds in bro

shit team gg

[delicate shadow]

also getting netted

the trapper is simply too mesmerising

[grand tangle]

you clearly have never made a sauce or soup before in your life

[outer gulch]

then the rest of your team is only fighting enemys comingfrom behind

[grand tangle]

never cooked before

[fleet zealot]

diet cola business

[hexed igloo]

I've made plenty, they taste exactly the same between sauce and soup forms

[final mural]

we soup gatekeeping in the darktide zealot chat tonight baby

[frozen glen]

buyin shirts at the soup store

[hexed igloo]

If anything, the sauces flavors are too concentrated for you to truly appreciate

You need to water it down to fully taste it

[modern lintel]

one of my friends cant do sauces at all for some reason he said the texture makes him sick

[gleaming furnace]

Sounds like he got lost in the sauce

[hexed igloo]

I can understand that tbh

Ketchup sucks ass, I only fw kewpie

[gleaming furnace]

Stomachlet detected

[final mural]

ketchup should be banned from use honestly

[gleaming furnace]

The weak should fear the strong

[grand tangle]

sugar-free ketchup is actually delicious

[hexed igloo]

On GOD bro

[final mural]

imagine eating a burger and you willingly choose to put ketchup on that shit

???

[obsidian prairie]

Ketchup is a bare shadow of its original form

[hexed igloo]

L take your opinions are now discarded

[grand tangle]

try it fucker

its better

full stop

[hexed igloo]

I have it tastes even worse than normal ketchup

[grand tangle]

not fake sugar replacement, no sugar added

[hexed igloo]

Ketchup tastes like shit to begin with

Not adding sugar just makes it taste like poison

[final mural]

i mean if you like ketchup its great on anything, because all youre gonna taste is that shit

[grand tangle]

you clearly have shit taste

[hexed igloo]

OK ketchupcel

Keep coping

[final mural]

ketchud

[grand tangle]

ketchup is the most produced and sold condiment sauce in america and maybe the world idk

[hexed igloo]

Ketchupilled saucecel

[gleaming furnace]

Ketchup is great when you’re on a date and they fuck up your order but you don’t wanna send it back and look like a douche on top of maybe them spitting in it so instead you just nuke it with ketchup and accept that your date now thinks you’re white trash

[grand tangle]

if it was shit it wouldn't be so succesful

[sterile stone]

I was considering a scorched earth build for regular pubs outside of havoc

[obsidian prairie]

This is the greatest zealot chat conversation I have witnessed in a hot minute

[hexed igloo]

White people amirite

[sterile stone]

Just to farm the last few thousand kills for my 500k portrait

[hexed igloo]

(I'm white I'm not being racist mods)

[grand tangle]

its still racist tbh

[final mural]

this feels way too close to home im sorry man

[spare dome]

im strictly team mayonnaise

[hexed igloo]

The goat

[obsidian prairie]

Alright die

[gleaming furnace]

(Jk I dont date and I would also never take a date to a restaurant that has ketchup)

[final mural]

garlic mayo

[modern lintel]

bro dont even have the 500k frame yet

[grand tangle]

im telling you guys, no sugar added ketchup is good

[hexed igloo]

Kewpie, garlic mayo

On top

[final mural]

garlic aioli/mayo, ohyes

[hexed igloo]

Every time

[obsidian prairie]

Alright you’re ok

[grand tangle]

actually taste the vinegar and tomato

[gleaming furnace]

Spicy mayo based

[spare dome]

ketchup is okay if there's nothing else or the establishment thinks Miracle Whip is mayonnaise

[sterile stone]

Got all the other shit for beating the "Hardest" difficulty and shit

[opal star]

alright that's it

[modern lintel]

mayonnaise is the devils condiment

[obsidian prairie]

Those are the acceptable forms of mayo

[sterile stone]

My whole playstyle up until now is

[final mural]

wtf is miracle whip

[sterile stone]

If I don't have to waste ammo on it

[opal star]

I do not fw mayonnaise

[sterile stone]

I'm not going to

[hexed igloo]

I don't often use sauce tho I usually just eat my fries dry

[spare dome]

legally, 'sandwich spread'

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-chef-joji-kill-it-stop-it-gif-16562853

[gleaming furnace]

The fuck kinda piggly wiggly dixie nonsense is this

[final mural]

just adds more questions tbh

[spare dome]

its fake shit

[opal star]

it's what margarine is to butter but for mayo

[final mural]

rawdogging the fries is kinda insane

[obsidian prairie]

Feel that

[sterile stone]

Pause.....

[hexed igloo]

Just because you can't appreciate the taste of whatever you're eating and have to drown it in sickly sweet tomato paste

[spare dome]

like people who think aunt jemima is real maple syrup

[gleaming furnace]

Well yea why else would they call them deviled eggs

[sterile stone]

Who the fuck is in here putting ketchup on a regular ass deli sandwich

[grand tangle]

i told you im getting the nonsweet variety

[obsidian prairie]

Stan

[sterile stone]

do your parents know you're a psycho?

[grand tangle]

actually taste the vinegar and tomato

[final mural]

BLT but its tomato ketchup instead of straight tomato

[grand tangle]

yeah this is wild

[sterile stone]

I'm telling Allah

[grand tangle]

thats too far

[hexed igloo]

I fw salt heavy, and I got a wet throat

[grand tangle]

ketchup has its place as a dip for fried food

[final mural]

[grand tangle]

and topping for some sandwiches

[sterile stone]

Ketchup on a burger maybe

But like

A turkey sandwich

[grand tangle]

burgers and fried chicken/fish sandiwhcs

[sterile stone]

Bruv?

[gleaming furnace]

The correct sauce for fries is Tabasco

[modern lintel]

im ngl i put texas pete on anything

[final mural]

turkey is the most mid meat

[mortal ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/dipdogketchup-hotdog-ketchup-dip-too-much-ketchup-gif-25810600

[hexed igloo]

Nah slap some brie cheese and garlic aioli on a burger it's way fucking better

[obsidian prairie]

The correct sauce for fries is whatever is on your main course

[fleet zealot]

rat

[modern lintel]

yea youre going in the box for that one

[grand tangle]

no, its gator
im from florida and it's gator i don't understand why people like it

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

So fucking yes

[grand tangle]

its not bad, but its so miiiiiid

[final mural]

LMAO you mfer

[hexed igloo]

I'm gonna be honest guys I've never had turkey

[fleet zealot]

guaranteed some part of that was audible

[obsidian prairie]

Brie is so nice

[gleaming furnace]

I was stuck in Utah for a while and we didn’t have gravy so we put ketchup on the pasta

[mortal ferry]

no no stoner is right

[tepid shoal]

After what you said about turkey

[mortal ferry]

turkeys almost as bad as ham

[tepid shoal]

I'm glad that poxburst got you

[final mural]

wtf

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/kisse-medicae-need-healing-help-me-i-think-gif-10836292649128596256

[tepid shoal]

Sick bastard

That's America's bird

[hexed igloo]

Brie goes hard on a burger, I just don't like it on its own

[final mural]

I've never eaten good turkey in my life, but im also british

so yknow

[tepid shoal]

That explains it

[hexed igloo]

What the fuck is wrong with you ham is the best

[tepid shoal]

Y'all eat jellied eels

[obsidian prairie]

It’s a topping/spreading cheese, you only eat it on something

[final mural]

noone eats that shit lmao

[obsidian prairie]

It’s mid

[final mural]

ill accept beans on toast cause i do eat that but still

[obsidian prairie]

Even well done

[hexed igloo]

Homie I gotchu I'm a kiwi I eat a shitton of beans too

[modern lintel]

port salut >>> brie

[grand tangle]

turkey can be made delicious, but its not as easy as making a chicken delicious
you really gotta finesse it to keep it moist, it gets dry and starts losing flavor so easily

[final mural]

my man

[obsidian prairie]

A brisket is less effort and better in every way

[gleaming furnace]

In French they call turkey an Indian chicken

[final mural]

always wanted to try brisket

[fleet zealot]

tbh a lot of finesse is just

[hexed igloo]

Brisket is mid as fuck it's so overrated

[fleet zealot]

spatchcocking

[gleaming furnace]

Thank you it had to be said

[tepid shoal]

This reminds me of the video of Brits trying smoked ribs for the first time. The British mind could not comprehend they could eat the ribs with their hands

[fleet zealot]

brisket is easy to be bad/mid

[obsidian prairie]

Better than a turkey

[fleet zealot]

great brisket is great tho, like most bbq

[gleaming furnace]

Pulled pork/bbq ribs are far superior

[hexed igloo]

Who up spatching they cock

[hexed igloo]

I've never had turkey so iunno

[fleet zealot]

like, if you throw a turkey in the oven as is, it's going to suck

spatch cock it, butter it, season it

[final mural]

Probably the JOLLY youtubers lmao, yeah I've seen them eating stuff like texas bbq and i cant lie that looks so good

[obsidian prairie]

Not missing out on much

[gleaming furnace]

Great brisket can be hard to come by if you don’t live in the south

[obsidian prairie]

It’s like unseasoned chicken

Ass

[modern lintel]

real men deep fry they turkey

[tepid shoal]

My family just deep frys a turkey each year

[tepid shoal]

Real

[gleaming furnace]

Close but no cigar

[final mural]

spatchcocking feels like the best move for that kinda bird forsure

[fleet zealot]

it's just, slightly more flavory chicken that makes you sleepy

more gamey? maybe

idk

[gleaming furnace]

The ultimate turkey is a Peking turkey (prepared in the same fashion as Peking duck)

[hexed igloo]

Makes sense

[final mural]

god i fucking love duck

[obsidian prairie]

Duck is so good

[final mural]

10/10

[obsidian prairie]

Dark bird

[north sedge]

turkey sucks

[tepid shoal]

Y'all ever had boar?

[gleaming furnace]

Ofc if you rly had the time you could do a Peking turducken

[north sedge]

chicken much better

[gleaming furnace]

Yes, both real boar and the feral hogs we call boars

[final mural]

chicken sucks (i work with chicken i never wanna see it again)

[fleet zealot]

haven't had duck

[grand tangle]

pulled pork shoulder is the perfect bbq
itskinda hard to fuck up, requires no special equipment of any kind besides aluminum foil and a cheap grill, and its delicious
the only real way to fuck up pulled pork besides just burning it is using too much sauce. too little can be fixed right before you eat it, but too much can't be undone

[modern lintel]

i prefer a medium well duck instead a roast or peking

[obsidian prairie]

I can make chicken pretty well lazily

Just coat in spices and oil and toss in oven

[final mural]

zealot chat is cooking good tonight

[obsidian prairie]

I’ve gotten good at keeping it moist

[modern lintel]

[gleaming furnace]

Yea it’s starting to sound like ogryn chat in here

[copper hawk]

God i fuckin love c

hicken and rice :3

[final mural]

[hexed igloo]

I actually edited it to make uou say dick but out the wrong one on lmao

[obsidian prairie]

It helps there’s a really nice olive oil shop near me

[final mural]

lmaooo

[final mural]

well done

[copper hawk]

La la la

[grand tangle]

do you even care to hear the tryhard method of keeping chicken moist?

[tepid shoal]

What about red beans and rice?

[hexed igloo]

It's funnier that I fucked it up tbh

[obsidian prairie]

Sure

I probably won’t use it but knowledge is cool

[sterile stone]

I can't stand gamers

Mfs making a meta chicken build now

[final mural]

lmaoo

[hexed igloo]

Real

[final mural]

dumpstat for pan seared chicken?? pls help

[hexed igloo]

A bed of carrot and celery to sit under it

It catches the drippings and stops it from burning

[grand tangle]

make an oil-based paste, pate or smth of that consistency. i use butter, a little flour, garlic powder, salt pepper and some herbs and spices, and force/massage it under the skin
you want a roughly even layer all under the skin. use a silicone rubber spatula to separate it from the muscle if required
also, cut an onion, a carrot, celery, really any vegetable into big chunks and stuff it into the chest cavityf

[spare dome]

oh yea

this burger fucks

[obsidian prairie]

Did that recently +potatoes and mushrooms and onions

[hexed igloo]

Mushrooms are objectively the worst vegetable

[spare dome]

this place always knocks it out of the park

[gleaming furnace]

They’re not a vegetable tho

[final mural]

insane statement including the vegetable part

[obsidian prairie]

I meant chicken breast btw but this is cool

[hexed igloo]

Idc they basically a vegetal

[plucky gate]

!

[final mural]

but also technically yes theyre a really bad vegetable

[grand tangle]

they are on the food pyramid

[hexed igloo]

Finally someone on my side consistently

[obsidian prairie]

Die

In a fire

[hexed igloo]

They suck they're just bitter and slimy

[modern lintel]

true

[final mural]

theyre fucking delicious funguys tho

[modern lintel]

not true

[gleaming furnace]

Pfftt like I’m gonna let the govt tell me what i can and can’t eat

Or what is and isn’t a vegetable

[hexed igloo]

If I wanted to eat bitter snot I'd do a keybump and pick my nose

[final mural]

mushrooms with garlic and rosemary goodlawd

[obsidian prairie]

Try mushroom steaks

[tepid shoal]

Mushrooms aren't even a vegetable tho?

[obsidian prairie]

Really good

[gleaming furnace]

Which is a botanically meaningless word btw

[tepid shoal]

Loaded mushrooms are goated

[frozen glen]

says a lot about ur dietary habits

[tepid shoal]

Like hollowed out and filled with cheese

[hexed igloo]

Yall really caught up on it not being a vegetable when half of the vegetables are actually fruits

[final mural]

is that with lions mane?

[sterile stone]

The education system failed another

Smg

[final mural]

I really wanna try that

[obsidian prairie]

It’s marinated portabello

[hexed igloo]

Mushrooms are more of a vegetable than tomatoes are

[obsidian prairie]

(The big ones, forget the name)

[gleaming furnace]

Lmaooo bro doesn’t have a coke nail ngmi

[frozen glen]

plants are plants

[hexed igloo]

Erm ackshually Mushrooms aren't plants

[final mural]

big portabellos are taaaasty

[grand tangle]

oh chicken breast?
rub it with melted(but not too hot) butter, cover it in flour+spices, and bake in a small pan with some butter. partway through baking, as often as you want really more is better, spoon some of the hot cooking butter in the pan onto the chicken breast
doesn't have to be butter but its always best for cooking meats imo

[sterile stone]

Pause

[final mural]

I like cooking a bunch of those lil button mushrooms whole with garlic and stuff, so nice

[sterile stone]

What do you consider spices

This is the important question

[obsidian prairie]

Might also try this eventually

[frozen glen]

here we go

[grand tangle]

technically or in context

[obsidian prairie]

When I have time to cook anything fun

[sterile stone]

https://media.tenor.com/tQAZPRWdoHIAAAAC/titanfall2.gif

[frozen glen]

argus king of white meat gonna grace us with his basic ass cooking knowledge

[gleaming furnace]

Oh no we’re gonna have a spice mommy moment aren’t we

[grand tangle]

are you asking for a technical definition of spices, or for what spices im talking about putting on chicken

[final mural]

ooooh yeah butter basted chicken breast is so nice, keeping a probe to temp it really helps me from keeping it getting dry too

[sterile stone]

The latter

[sterile stone]

When is nature gonna launch you into the sun

[frozen glen]

when you start eating the chicken legs

[hexed igloo]

Arg boiling chicken breast video when

[obsidian prairie]

I don’t have an oven safe thermometer I just guess

[grand tangle]

salt, pepper, garlic powder(unless i mashed it into the butter), rosemary, thyme, celery salt, secret shit you don't need to know

[sterile stone]

Bruh I've had karage

[final mural]

I just pan sear it if I'm doing a breast honestly

[sterile stone]

It's been nothing but dark meat

[final mural]

No oven

[sterile stone]

Lea me alon

[obsidian prairie]

Oven is less effort

[frozen glen]

stop eating it fried

its just fried with japanese next to it

[obsidian prairie]

I just toss it in for 30 mins then temp check until 165 F

[frozen glen]

japanese fried chicken

[sterile stone]

BRUH

[grand tangle]

minimum effort chicken breast is throw the breast and some olive oil in a bowl with some spices, stir it to cover, throw breast into pan then into oven for ~20m

[final mural]

god i hate having to translate F to C, im so lazy

[obsidian prairie]

Yep

[sterile stone]

I'm not about to order from two different resteraunts to enjoy a basic meal

[obsidian prairie]

Doesn’t stop it from being good

[grand tangle]

yeah agreed

but im saying doing that with butter and basting it while cooking goes a long way

but it adds 2+ steps

[hushed knoll]

Would you dip pizza crust in diet coke

[obsidian prairie]

I’ll try that sometime soon if I remember

[frozen glen]

go away stan

[hushed knoll]

I'm asking you a simple question

[hexed igloo]

Fr it's a pain in the ass

[obsidian prairie]

Oh fuck stans back

[hushed knoll]

Hello Carpets

[obsidian prairie]

Conversation is now over

[frozen glen]

im not entertaining ur nasty ass food questions

[hushed knoll]

Wtf