zealot-class

[plush nova]

I don't get it so damage over fines?

[desert spear]

I shoot like shit

with any other gun

[polar nexus]

Nooo

[hard nexus]

#gameplay-help message

[polar nexus]

What's your weapon?

[plush nova]

The saber

[desert spear]

I wish there was proper sight customisation in this game cause ngl

some of the iron sights

[polar nexus]

The heavy sword?

[desert spear]

are some of the worst iron sights

I’ve EVER seen

[lean lark]

PC does and it's called weapon customization mod

PC does and it's called weapon customization mod

Fucking discord

[desert spear]

Yeah

[plush nova]

The duelling sword

[polar nexus]

Helbore user life

[desert spear]

curse of the console player

[polar nexus]

No. You want to dump cleave targets.

[plucky gate]

tfw using helbore and you can't see half the screen

[plush nova]

Alright

[lean lark]

you have it easy. I'm a vraks mk3 user and refuse to use weapon customization mod

[polar nexus]

The rest should be as high as possible

[lean lark]

On vet

[polar nexus]

Vraks mk3 is hh3 right?

[lean lark]

yeah

3 round burst

[polar nexus]

Ah. Yeah...

[lean lark]

dogshit iron sights

better than bolters at least

[opal star]

darktide weapon designers when they see another chance to make the iron sights on a weapon horrible

[polar nexus]

I use a crosshair for ads

[polar nexus]

Iron sights... Yeah not possible

[desert spear]

real

it’s the fucking future

the year 41k or something

and we still using iron sights

it’s wild

[lean lark]

I've played a bunch of competitive shooters so I have it built into me to just adapt to dogshit sights

[opal star]

reflex sights are for the commissars or something idk

[desert spear]

aiming is easy just click when it’s in the middle of your screen

[lean lark]

but at the same time too self-bloated to run anything that makes aiming easier

[polar nexus]

You can have relic blades but not a scope.

[vague depot]

I just hipfire

[desert spear]

yeah I feel that way too

if I could get the scope mod

I wouldnt

[heavy arch]

attachment mod is cheating don’t @ me

[plucky gate]

unfortunately surgical helbore

[heavy arch]

just like health bar is cheating

[polar nexus]

Also true. If it does not die with one bullet, it'll be dead with three.

[misty ravine]

"Yes meatbag, the front sight post does have to be half an inch wide. No, it cannot be painted a higher visibility color. You cannot begin to comprehend the reasons as to why."

[lean lark]

you're entitled to your opinions no matter how bad or good they are 😇

[vague depot]

Oh I haven’t played vet yet lol

[copper hawk]

I rember the healthbar cheating thing

Back in the day

When modding was just in its infancy

[heavy arch]

still is in current day

[copper hawk]

Srry it's not cheating

FatShark said its ok

Explicitly

[desert spear]

yes hadron okay hadron 😊

[polar nexus]

I use healthbar and spider sense

[copper hawk]

Dont wrry u wont get banned 4 using any mod on nexus

[heavy arch]

[polar nexus]

I don't even look at it

[desert spear]

I want a mod that

[misty ravine]

It was a very odd decision to make the weapon default to full auto, and apparently make the fire selector switch one that you have to hold down with your cheek

[desert spear]

makes it easier to tell when I dodge attacks

by adding the ultra instinct note

[vague depot]

Healthbar is absolutely cheating when it lets you see a unmarked elite through something like pox gas imo

[polar nexus]

You can?

[vague depot]

I heard you can

[misty ravine]

tfw healthbar mod on VT1 with Trueflight Bow / Bolt Staff

[vague depot]

Hit them once and it’s marked

[polar nexus]

Man. I tell you I don't even look at the bar.

[copper hawk]

U cant

Ur still blind in pox gas

U know what else u can do in poxga

[vague depot]

Oh that’s class then

[copper hawk]

U can spam ping and ull spot them

[lean lark]

Maybe but at the same time I don't give a fucking shit about cheating when pox gas is my mission

[polar nexus]

I tend to ping in the gas

[copper hawk]

And it'll track them.. thru the gas..

[lean lark]

Fuck pox gas

[vague depot]

Ok you make a really good point there ngl

[heavy arch]

ppl who don’t spam ping are 2nd class citizens

[copper hawk]

[polar nexus]

Stop cheating with your ping powers

[copper hawk]

TROO

Also guyz

Uhm

[heavy arch]

it’s not cheating if the devs give you free wallhack

[copper hawk]

I heard if u ping..

An enemy..

[vague depot]

M1 ping is kinda pushing it though

[copper hawk]

U cant track them.. thru wallz !!

[desert spear]

I never liked excessive modding in crossplay games

[copper hawk]

OH NYOOOOH

Even healthbar doesnt do dat,,

[heavy arch]

max cope play health bar if you want but pretending it doesnt give you an advantage is cope

[misty ravine]

tfw vet can look through walls and turn invisible but psyker can't

[copper hawk]

If u ping enemiez in game ur CHEATING

[polar nexus]

I ping specials. Every fucking time.

[copper hawk]

What would that Advantage Be

[heavy arch]

don’t be obtuse I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you

[desert spear]

huh I don’t know

[copper hawk]

U know when boss spawnz u can see its hp at top Right

[frozen trench]

Love pinging the elite or disabler in a crowded horde for my randies that have no spatial awareness

[desert spear]

Maybe it’s the fact you can see ENEMY HEALTHBARS

[heavy arch]

but I will because I will mansplain you

[desert spear]

IN A GAMR WHERE IT DOESNT DO THAT BY DEFAULT

[heavy arch]

in mix horde with flamer you have more info if you turn on health bar for just elites and specials

[delicate shadow]

you get bars of health as opposed to not having any bars of health

[heavy arch]

[vague depot]

Would you rather have 1$ or 2$

[lean lark]

healthbars gives a lot of advantages

[frozen trench]

I’ll take the 1$ and you can have the 2$

[copper hawk]

A lot of this in chat 2day,,

[plucky gate]

It's pretty delusional to think that it doesn't give an advantage

[vague depot]

Thank you

[plucky gate]

that being said i don't give a shit, i'll use it anyways

[misty ravine]

I guess you could tell if some elite enemy was low health and just give him a light tap or like 1 laspistol shot, when you would otherwise run up and heavy attack it

[delicate shadow]

I mean FS is ok with it so w/e

[heavy arch]

if u wanna run it by all means 👍

[vague depot]

I would like more performance mods

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-6636253300680378483

[vague depot]

Please

[copper hawk]

There's just 1

[lean lark]

Better enemy visibility when in clusterfuck situations, knowing whether or not to dump extra rounds/do a specific attack against a low hp enemy to kill them more efficiently

[vague depot]

Wallahi

[frozen trench]

Ain’t there vfx limiter now?

[copper hawk]

There's one that does a regedit to ur pooter that forces darktide to run as CPU High priority

And yah vfx

[frozen trench]

And more graphics settings to have more dials to adjust

[delicate shadow]

one thing I wish we had a mod for was making the game less...green

[frozen trench]

Like shadows quality and texture size

[copper hawk]

U dont like nurgle goop,,

[misty ravine]

I'd settle for making it less yellow

[copper hawk]

Nickelodeon gak!,,

[lean lark]

Isn't there a colorblind mode

[desert spear]

I wish there was more green

[lean lark]

Maybe that works

[delicate shadow]

fuck no

[vague depot]

The potato mod does make a couple sections in some maps completely pitch black for me though

[delicate shadow]

at least not last I looked

[hearty nebula]

no it isnt, i wasnt chatting

[lean lark]

I have no clue if that even exists

[vague depot]

Excise vault is miserable if I don’t have someone holding my hand through the dark section

[frozen trench]

Ain’t there reshade mods?

[copper hawk]

U missed the moralists high horsing about healthbar

[desert spear]

if they ever make a darktide 2 they gotta do Khorne please

[copper hawk]

It was like a time capsule back 2 two yrs ago

[frozen trench]

Idk if there are any good ones

[hearty nebula]

oh like that one dipshit on forums?

[delicate shadow]

DT should have a colourblind mode but FS is really really lacking when it comes to basic accessibility sadly

[heavy arch]

get dunked on

[plucky gate]

sorry fatshark will add tox flamer and pox bomber only mode, with pox gas and nurgles blessing everywhere

[frozen trench]

And reshade performance hit ain’t my cup of tea

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-flashback-ratatouille-gif-22876011

[lean lark]

a colorblind mod should have been created

[misty ravine]

I'm sure there are, but I can't afford any performance hits

[lean lark]

By now

[desert spear]

we have nurgle and Tzeentch in big horde shooters, no one is ever gonna do slaneesh because age rating and that chaos god is mid

[light badge]

Hi chat

[frozen trench]

So true bestie

[light badge]

I have taken entirely too many painkillers

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-run-chat-cat-hello-chat-gif-1980506103906038006

[hearty nebula]

if u want a game thats just way too green... look at ffxiv. even in deserts/snowy areas its just. green

[desert spear]

you can still type?

[misty ravine]

Technically any mod that improves your framerate could be considered "cheating" because isn't your action speed (attack, block, etc) framerate dependent?

[desert spear]

not enough

[heavy arch]

life’s too short to play ffxiv

[plucky gate]

simply disable the green from your monitor

[violet hornet]

I should do this honestly, I just like having weapon skins on that others can see / that I have actually purchased or earned

[delicate shadow]

horrifying

[frozen trench]

Having a better pc is cheating now

[desert spear]

shoutout to the Psykers who have to let me know all the time that their sword is charged.
I hear it from across the map and it makes my controller vibrate

lkke

I get it

you can shoot big energy waves from your sword

Please stop making my controller vibrate

[delicate shadow]

alas there is no colour blind mod from a quick search on nexus

[misty ravine]

Not cheating but absolutely performance enhancing

[lean lark]

Yeah I got for the drip now because I realized there never will be cosmetics I really like to show off

[plucky gate]

wait it vibrates your controller?

lmao

[copper hawk]

There should be a mod that crashes the game of ppl i dont like

[vague depot]

I can’t wait to get a new laptop and move out of 10-15 fps

[copper hawk]

Like a predator missile

[delicate shadow]

I could use a 3rd party filter but bleh

[copper hawk]

But 4 dakrtid

[heavy arch]

id crash u

[lean lark]

try making a request in the modding discord, there's probably a kind person to make one

[frozen trench]

Ain’t no one gonna be hounding getting more fps on the most unoptimized game known to man

[copper hawk]

Yo Ma Ma

[violet hornet]

Yeah I'm kinda sick of waiting for cosmetics to rotate back into the shop so I can buy them too lol

[copper hawk]

U cant Handle my Catboy Swagge..

[heavy arch]

shed crash u2

[frozen trench]

I’ll take every crumb

[copper hawk]

[hearty nebula]

me pinging strawhat just to go "colourblind options when"

[delicate shadow]

I forgot that server exists (don't tell ancient)

[lean lark]

don't worry I'll tell him

[violet hornet]

If I use for the drip, and another player has it as well, can they see my shit or do I look like vanilla reject boy to them too?

[lean lark]

no sadly

[misty ravine]

I remember when 120 Hz monitors were relatively new and some pro TF2 sniper made a video about using one for the first time, said it felt like cheating

[opal star]

when I made the transition to 180 fps

[frozen trench]

[hearty nebula]

if you could you'd get banned so quick lol

[misty ravine]

Purely because of how much better it made things feel

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-calculon-no-despair-raining-gif-15650620

[delicate shadow]

believe me I've brought it up for VT2 and DT a ton the whole time I've been involved in testing and stuff

[hearty nebula]

do not tempt me further

[spare dome]

why would i want a mode that made me colourblind

[violet hornet]

It's not like we'd be visible to the base game players but that's still probably illegal

[spare dome]

it makes no sense

(me playing lights out)

[hearty nebula]

noob

not even sniper gauntlet lights out

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say this

A unlock tool would more than likely get you banned

[lean lark]

This is what I made my zealot look like

[violet hornet]

Yeah one member of my normal playground is profoundly colorblind and I think that's a part of them not wanting to fuck with darktide

[lean lark]

Yes it's just a cooler scab captain no I don't care

[violet hornet]

Gyatt damn that's badass

[opal star]

They should add ventilation purge to the mix it’d be funny

[frozen trench]

Bro has a point

[delicate shadow]

it's A LOT of green

[opal star]

getting dangerously close to looking like a traitor captain

[desert spear]

this is what you could’ve looked like in darktide if they didn’t fill the item shop with straight ass

[lean lark]

I was trying to make a fully armored zealot and couldn't find like actual full plated armor

[hearty nebula]

fuck it
@serene hearth colourblind accessibility options when

[violet hornet]

You look like rinda karnak's top and that's saying a lot

[lean lark]

other than 2 pieces

[hearty nebula]

better be next year or i riot

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-cat-silly-cat-cat-sticking-tongue-out-gif-12332973546502369976

[opal star]

recolor hell

[frozen trench]

I just want new cosmetics instead of reskins

[desert spear]

like rn I don’t think there’s a single thing from the premium store I like the look of

[delicate shadow]

what cosmetics could've been...

[heavy arch]

cosmetic overhaul when

[desert spear]

also new free cosmetics

[heavy arch]

does fs hate money??

[desert spear]

would be sick too

[sterile stone]

Discord mod

Fix game now

[desert spear]

I was talking about the premium shop

like

[lean lark]

yeah, I'm very pretty for cosmetics. Want to know what I did for vets VoC penance cosmetic?

[desert spear]

the krieg armor looks, like

okay

[delicate shadow]

I've been trying for FOUR YEARS

[desert spear]

it’s fine

[hearty nebula]

i agree

[lean lark]

I just added the missing fucking glove and that's it

[opal star]

what I wouldn’t do for some proper looking armor

[desert spear]

but everyone I’ve seen with the krieg armor

suck ass

[delicate shadow]

amazing lmao

[frozen trench]

I just want ye old zealot drip

[desert spear]

has anyone else noticed that pattern

[frozen trench]

Those puffy pants are my fav

The ye old serf set

[lean lark]

when weapon customization works for relic blade I'm bringing back my meat cleaver

[sterile stone]

I'd imagine some exec at GW seeing modded outfits and having a heart attack

[hearty nebula]

not to mention

the half gloves in this game

so many of them

are only on one hand

[violet hornet]

Yeah lol

[lean lark]

I used to make my hsword just be a huge fucking cleaver (bull butcher knife part)

[hearty nebula]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT THAT

[violet hornet]

Don't worry at least they're going to throw their lives away at the first sign of a struggle

[delicate shadow]

someone was really into the michael jackson 1 glove fit

[opal star]

The one thing I hate about the uhhhh
The commander chest piece for veteran

[hearty nebula]

then they have shit taste

[delicate shadow]

TRUE

[hearty nebula]

i kill them with rock

[lean lark]

veteran has too many beer belly cosmetics

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-michael-jackson-mj-dancing-gif-3678151589663841565

[delicate shadow]

we also have too many gas masks that don't cover the whole head and neck

[sterile stone]

I still can't believe they gave us some dog ass leather jacket and shitty vest for a commisar outfit

Then Dukane show up

[desert spear]

actually, fuck cosmetics. This game sucks because you don’t play as space marines 🙄

[sterile stone]

Golden leg

Golden drip

[frozen trench]

Man I just want some more goofy hats

[violet hornet]

That hand is just for the Ladies
Checks which chat I'm in
I mean femboys

[hearty nebula]

this too

[delicate shadow]

same

[hearty nebula]

❌

you aint pullin shit

[desert spear]

femboys are heresy dawg

[hearty nebula]

proof: you play darktide

[lean lark]

dukane isn't a playable character, eat shit argus.

[desert spear]

we zealots here fw cougars

[violet hornet]

Hair ussy

[opal star]

creations of slaanesh

[hearty nebula]

real

[lean lark]

npcs get drip

[hearty nebula]

we love hags

[lean lark]

You get nothing

[opal star]

no they don’t tf

[sterile stone]

You both share equal traits

[hearty nebula]

??? yes they do

[desert spear]

if she ain’t an alcoholic I don’t want her

[sterile stone]

Both of y'all bums

[hearty nebula]

dukane has some of the sickest fucking fashion in the game

[frozen trench]

Horrors of the warp and their corruption on an adult man (porn addiction)

[delicate shadow]

Morrow's head should be made into a reflective surface

press E to kiss the dome

[sterile stone]

That's foul

[hearty nebula]

mmphgh...

[violet hornet]

I can't fix her, but she can break me

[lean lark]

Brahms, dukane, morrow and grendyl

Grendyl has his own custom fucking bolt pistol skin

[hearty nebula]

grendyl?

[lean lark]

that shows up ONCE

[hearty nebula]

dont you mean uhhhh

rannick

[desert spear]

can I see hadrons bald head

[opal star]

oh right

[frozen trench]

The revolver?

[desert spear]

I know her ass ain’t got nothing under there

[lean lark]

Rannick yeah

Orfot the name

[hearty nebula]

yeah

[sterile stone]

I know Rannik has his custom revolver

[hearty nebula]

rannicks pistol looks sick

[lean lark]

yes

[frozen trench]

Where it looks baller as fuck

[delicate shadow]

Rannick peaked when he booted Zola from the zoom conference

[lean lark]

my bad I was misremembering

[sterile stone]

Mods ban this man for misinfo pls

[lean lark]

😔

[frozen trench]

Cowboy revolver

[lean lark]

it's over.

they know.

[delicate shadow]

dude this server would be 90% empty if I set that precedent

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-metal-gear-solid-gif-16488140

[frozen glen]

rannick peaked in highschool with that hair

[desert spear]

they should let you get it as a skin for the revolver for shooting 100 consecutive headshots

[sterile stone]

[sterile stone]

He fucked up badly with that 2010s ass Skrillex hair

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/d2-destiny-2-cayde-6-cayde-6-cayde-gif-11356039640177473658

[violet hornet]

Argus trying to get zealot chat exterminatus'd

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[lean lark]

Makes sense for a washed vet main

[violet hornet]

Wet rat drip

[sterile stone]

Bro called me washed

[frozen trench]

Literally me

[sterile stone]

I'm sick to my stomach

[quick fog]

How do I unlock this helmet?

[frozen trench]

I’m retired and I’m on vacation playing zealot

[sterile stone]

Lemme see that True Survivor title bucko

[lean lark]

I have not even a third of your hours on vet and hard carried my hav 40s with laspistol.

[opal star]

penances iirc

[lean lark]

let's see your plasma gun doing what my laspistol has

[desert spear]

the fuckijg penance battle pass

[frozen trench]

Mfs having an ego fight

Erm

What the scallop

[sterile stone]

We're friends...

[delicate shadow]

it's not an ego fight, they're male bonding ok

[lean lark]

don't worry I know argus it's not serious

[sterile stone]

This is a shit post.

[frozen trench]

Damn let me instigate

[spare talon]

i just saw a h40 on party finder for like 3 seconds

[frozen trench]

Can’t win here

[sterile stone]

I approve

You have my blessing

[desert spear]

they could’ve given the las pistol a normal fucking aiming animation but no it had to be unique with the gangsta shit

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-finding-nemo-mine-mine-mine-thats-mine-lulugifs-gif-20827668

[lean lark]

there were 2 of them in eu a couple hours ago

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/atharva-subhan-pratik-gif-26480835

[frozen glen]

darktide is dead

less than 2 h40s in every server

[frosty herald]

Request a havoc 40 in party finder get rejected every time

[lean lark]

when I hosted my hav40 in eu I got, unironically, 60 invites in under two minutes

[sterile stone]

I got fucking rejected from a Havoc 1 bro

[sterile stone]

My ego never been crushed

Like that before

[frozen glen]

washed vet

[frosty herald]

How the fuck

[frozen glen]

collect your retirement pay buddy

[lean lark]

Retire to a farm world argus

Pause.

[delicate shadow]

see you at bingo Argus

[sterile stone]

This harrassment is wild

I'm just a kind soul

[frosty herald]

Old yeller

[sterile stone]

In this evil world

[frozen glen]

happy 57th birthday big dawg

[desert spear]

pushing 60

grats

[sterile stone]

That's it

I'm going to bed

[lean lark]

maybe in 3 years hav60 will be a thing to celebrate you

[frozen glen]

ofcourse grandpa

lets get you to bed

[desert spear]

Do you want me to help you up the stairs

[delicate shadow]

holy shit lmao

[sterile stone]

Y'all some ain't shit mfs

I swear

I hope y'all skip a week when it comes to collect havoc caches

[hearty nebula]

says the mf who's turning into a fucking pile of dust

[desert spear]

don’t fuck with us zealot mains

we HATE old people

[delicate shadow]

I will have to drop a warning in chat for all you though

we respect the elderly in here ok

[hearty nebula]

no the fuck we dont shut up

[lean lark]

not argus

[desert spear]

WRONG

[hearty nebula]

/s

[lean lark]

the elderly that isn't argus

is respected

[sterile stone]

I'M FIGHTING YOU TOO

[hearty nebula]

quick

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/were-just-gonna-kill-em-gif-11132724

[hearty nebula]

someone label aquino for being old so we can bully him

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-insane-cat-help-my-cat-is-insane-help-my-cat-cat-gif-21688581

[misty mason]

So long as we disrespect the bald

[delicate shadow]

I'm in my PRIME (my knees hurt)

prime by logan paul

[frozen glen]

40,000 years old and under

[dense field]

Prime gang rise up

[hearty nebula]

its a good thing you didnt say back hurts because that would've gone a totally different direction in this channel

[lean lark]

in my prime form? in the thick of it? Everybody knows?

[delicate shadow]

absolutely, to the all the above

[lean lark]

you dug your grave by mentioning Logan Paul

[misty mason]

Can't wait for the video where goes through the retirement village punching people and flexing at the camera

TAKE THAT ALBERT

YERRRRGH

[delicate shadow]

jake paul vs argus when?

[lean lark]

Next in line

[desert spear]

argus solos

[lean lark]

Argus going to revenge mike

[sterile stone]

I'm catching strays here for no reason

[desert spear]

they’re so old that they’ll give Jake Paul an undiscovered plague

[delicate shadow]

ngl I can't blame Tyson for getting that bag

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/fake-sleep-fate-sleeping-pretend-sleeping-sleep-tired-gif-16112295435833330711

[desert spear]

yo

just saying

[delicate shadow]

he's still got hella good footwork too

[desert spear]

as a zealot main

[lean lark]

if I was mike Tyson I would've at least broken three ribs

[desert spear]

if I saw that old guy

man he would get his shit kicked in

[lean lark]

and just say my old habits kicked in

[desert spear]

that’s just me though

[delicate shadow]

he defo should've taken an ear, for old time's sake

[potent gate]

@hard nexus Thanks for the link to the other post. Quite suprised h1 has bad damage coverage. I was really excited about it because of the lack of cleave cap :/

Does the PA have a cleave/damage cap?

[sterile stone]

He held back

You could see it in the early rounds

Bro woulda cleaned him out

[desert spear]

okay

Remember that Goku is really old

make Jake Paul fight Goku

[delicate shadow]

it wasn't a real fight so it's w/e

[misty ravine]

Chilling words from the CEO shooter

[delicate shadow]

man got paid big money just to show up

[sullen forge]

50k to turn him in btw

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/luigi-super-mario-n64-sm64-render96-gif-27115141

[sullen forge]

Aka nothing

[misty mason]

Green Mario once again proving himself to be the best Mario

[frozen trench]

Man

[hard nexus]

yes

[frozen trench]

Find Luigi twitter page got the funniest opportunity rn

[heavy arch]

whoever turned the shooter in is a shitter noob ban them from playing video games

[potent gate]

grr.

In your words, frown

[heavy arch]

KILL ALL HEALTH INSURANCE CEOs

[hard nexus]

the stagger is good, and it’s nice on a crit build as you can cleave almost everything on a chastise H1, allowing you to build scourge very quickly

[hard nexus]

yeah basically

[frozen trench]

[misty mason]

"I'd do it again. Rupert Murdoch, you're next.
Let's a go."

[hard nexus]

also the PA does have a bit worse damage than L2 and L3

[hard nexus]

but using it for damage is

not good

[heavy arch]

i didn’t realize I was into murder until a Richie rich got got for class reasons

[misty mason]

2025s most anticipated sequel

[frozen trench]

Mario’s brother was a Ted K fan

Based af

[fleet zealot]

waiting for the alien version

[misty ravine]

Man though I can't believe Chuck Mangione did it. He seemed like such a happy guy

[hard nexus]

boom

alien version

[potent gate]

Eh I'm fine with it. I'm wanting to swap because mk15 is boring af to use now and I find its PA to be cringe anyway. My favourite use case for it atm is pushing then following up on a dog but that's pretty much it.

I'm going to try it with perfect strike +shred and h1+L+L+L/ h1+l+l+pa+l+l as necessary and I'll let you know how it goes.

Think I have flak unyielding on it atm, I assume that's fine?

[frosty herald]

Ted k?

[frozen trench]

Unibomber, anti-industrialist

[frosty herald]

The same dude that wrote sexual fantasies about the women in his life including his own teacher?

[hard nexus]

swap unyielding to elites, as you don’t need unyielding for any BPs and the boss damage is fine enough with the chastise trick (and just bring a bolter if bosses are a big worry)

[frosty herald]

The same dude that killed several innocent people at US postal services?

[frozen trench]

Yeah

[hard nexus]

no but like listen he was so based dude trust me please

[hard nexus]

bandit didn’t fuck with my drawing

[fleet zealot]

i swear on god some people can read anything by someone with some confidence and think it's true lol

No ted was not a good person

he was not right or based

[potent gate]

Gotcha, chastise trick is just using just before you swing?

[fleet zealot]

no

[hard nexus]

(marx)

[lunar fable]

[fleet zealot]

after your swing connects

use chastise

[potent gate]

o ye that's what I meant

I do it naturally, kind of turn brain off

[hard nexus]

rev, and while your attack is sawing, chastise

[hard nexus]

ah

yah

[potent gate]

I picked it up from Mr Unc iirc

[frozen trench]

I do not care, any excuse to dunk on industrialism and corporatism is a win in my book

[hard nexus]

who tf is that

[potent gate]

Is that not his name

[hard nexus]

i do not know a mr unc

[potent gate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQz0KNVBUjw&

[frosty herald]

(Ted kazynski was also not an enviromentalist)

[potent gate]

this guy

[frosty herald]

Just a domestic terrorist that was a massive creep

[hard nexus]

this guy is bad

[frozen trench]

Me rn

[potent gate]

but darktide commentary

[hard nexus]

his gameplay is subpar

for his level

he’s not that good

i just skimmed ahead

and saw him jump when he tried to dodge

he’s running 3 stam curios for no reason

[misty mason]

Lol

[viral hare]

(fun)

[potent gate]

That's fine with me, I don't watch for big gamer moves, just for the entertainment

That reminds me, I might need to use a better jump key

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brain-cat-brain-ice-cream-gif-25160275

[potent gate]

it's currently on m5

[hard nexus]

i have jump on alt, and dodge on space

works well

[potent gate]

I could try that actually. I have smol hands so I'm unsure of if I would ever accidentally hit alt or space but it's worth a go

[misty mason]

Woah woah woah

You back off of Philips slotted

[hard nexus]

i’m so

hungry

rn

[hard nexus]

get that woke shit out of here

[fleet zealot]

the woke leftie loosies

[opal star]

you leave philips slotted out of this

[hard nexus]

in MY america

you are either PHILIPS

[misty mason]

Go eat some ramen or something

[hard nexus]

OR SLOTTED

[plucky gate]

phillips is a shit screw

gets stripped so easily

[opal star]

true

[hard nexus]

ANYTHING ELSE AND YOURE JUST DELUSIONAL

[sullen forge]

S types my fucking behated

[opal star]

but also six lobe is right there

[hard nexus]

beloathed

[delicate shadow]

hex heads are good smh

[viral hare]

what do yall think are the best boltgun blessings for bossing

[hard nexus]

even the mods are woke…

[opal star]

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THI

[hard nexus]

darktide server has fallen

millions must watch tanner

[misty mason]

Y type seems like it would be good

[delicate shadow]

I'VE BEEN WOKE THIS WHOLE TIME

[opal star]

fate worse than death

[delicate shadow]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/when-life-gets-at-you-anime-despair-sadness-ranma-gif-20925325

[plucky gate]

torx screws are peak

[opal star]

go to bed

[hard nexus]

u know what i’ve noticed

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/how-hungry-horse-meme-how-hungry-meme-hungry-gif-3271609735629330991

[delicate shadow]

I want to but it's not even 3pm yet

[hard nexus]

japan really likes the imagery of a bunch of tanks lined up on a cliffside highway

[opal star]

naps:

[delicate shadow]

I got a whole ass afternoon ahead of me

[hard nexus]

shooting at a target

i’ve seen it so many times

[opal star]

yeah cuz it's fucking baller

[fleet zealot]

would the worst fate for this server is if it got featured by some weird grifter for being the woke official discord

like a popular 40k grifter

[hard nexus]

majorkill

[delicate shadow]

I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet

[hard nexus]

actually idk if he’s a grifter

i haven’t watched him in forever

[delicate shadow]

I think Majorkill isn't so much a grifter as just a bit of a boomer

[hard nexus]

i wouldn’t say boomer but more

shock humor-ish

[delicate shadow]

he's australian and so, speaking as an aussie, we ain't the sharpest tools in the shed when it comes to that stuff

[misty ravine]

hmm yes I like it when the driver cams / slips out
The words of a deranged person
Also I will thank you to refer to "Square" as "Robertson" or "Based Robertson"

[hard nexus]

mm i love trying to screw in a philips into a server rack

and it just

doesn’t fucking work

somehow

how did they fuck a screw up that bad

[misty mason]

lol

[fleet zealot]

WOKE 40K DISCORD SILENCES CONSERVATIVE VIEWS???

[misty mason]

Shadiversity moment

[fleet zealot]

AI GENERATED ART OF CHAOS REDDIT MODERATOR WITH RAINBOW COLOR

[misty mason]

I am so glad I disliked him before he took his weird turn

[delicate shadow]

god he's just...not good

[misty mason]

Because of his shitty shitty book

[hard nexus]

currently the server rack at work has a storage rack resting on top of cloud key

[fleet zealot]

is he that one armor person

who just, flipped to grifting

[sullen forge]

Ogryn and Veteran chat 2022 complaining about post purge

Lmao

[hard nexus]

not even really screwed in

[misty mason]

Like when I was watching a lot of medieval weapons and armour content, I never liked Shad

[misty ravine]

Supposedly the Philips was invented at a time when powered drivers were new and people using them had a tendency to overtorque the shit out of things, so Philips was intentionally designed to cam out before that happened

[fleet zealot]

That's the one!

[hard nexus]

huh

neat

[opal star]

look at this dude with his little baby sword

[hard nexus]

guys i fucked up one of my nails

it’s so over

[plucky gate]

how?

[opal star]

punishable by death

[misty mason]

Its still so funny to me that he was relatively innocuous until he put out an awful book and everyone told him it was awful and now he think's he's been cancelled and wokies are out to get him

[misty ravine]

Also Henry Ford wanted to make square drivers standard in his factories but the inventor (Robertson) who held the rights wouldn't make a deal

[misty mason]

Not that he's a shit writer

[hard nexus]

i got a manicure the other day and i accidentally chipped a bit of the polish off

[next timber]

Anyone down to play with a new player

[plucky gate]

rip

[hard nexus]

i’m trying to let my nails grow out again because i picked them down so much

[misty mason]

Ollll Henry Ford

Fan of Austrian Painters

[delicate shadow]

that's what happens when you don't use hex heads

[stone fern]

its time to start calcium maxxing

[lunar fable]

[hard nexus]

i drink an absurd amount of milk actually

[stone fern]

no

[delicate shadow]

didn't even flip really, 99% of his content is wrong

[stone fern]

eat eggshells

[hard nexus]

whatever woke.

[hard nexus]

i’d rather kms

[stone fern]

ngmi.........

[delicate shadow]

also spanner has legitimate use cases

[hard nexus]

i ate(drank?) a raw egg once

[stone fern]

why

[hard nexus]

dare from my friend

and mama didn’t raise a bitch

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autism-creature-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-26771176

[misty mason]

Honestly its kind of a minefield in that space

[rocky nacelle]

she raised an idiot though

[stone fern]

just bake the egg shells and grind them down and add them to a smoothie

[lunar fable]

raw eggs are great

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[lunar fable]

(in japan)

[stone fern]

cmon get a kidney stone

[hard nexus]

how is that autism

[rocky nacelle]

you want me to call it smart?

[hard nexus]

i’d just drink monster if i wanted that

[delicate shadow]

skallagrim, tod's workshop and scholagladiatoria are what I stick to

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-head-egg-gif-9379536

[hard nexus]

it was a dare ok

sigh…

[rocky nacelle]

i dare u to shut up

[misty mason]

Yeah ditto

[rocky nacelle]

gottem

[plucky gate]

How did the egg taste?

[hard nexus]

bazinga

[stone fern]

i dare you to drink two raw eggs

[misty mason]

Although not so much Skal

[rocky nacelle]

[hard nexus]

it kinda just slid down my throat ngl

[lunar fable]

didn't know there was a gif of you online

[hard nexus]

it wasn’t too unpleasant

[lunar fable]

[misty mason]

I used to watch Lindibeige but I was getting the same vibes, just in a more charismatic package

[rocky nacelle]

if you've ever touched raw yolk

its just slime

thats about it

very slimy

[misty mason]

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-basics-baldi-gif-25289246

[fleet zealot]

i don't like soft yolk

i need my egg done medium

if not hard

[gleaming furnace]

I knew this shoshone guy who ate hard boiled eggs whole

[rocky nacelle]

so depending on how you feel about slime going down your throat you may hate it or like it (still wouldnt recommend raw egg doe)

[stone fern]

@sullen forge

[misty mason]

[lunar fable]

soft boiled > hard boiled

imo

[misty ravine]

One last bit of driver lore: Apple was an early adopter of the Torx screw because they have always opposed the right to repair.

[misty mason]

poached best

[stone fern]

hardboiled is best for sandwiches

[gleaming furnace]

Deviled > other eggs

[gleaming furnace]

Don’t get me started on torx or I will get banned

[rocky nacelle]

scrambled/ over easy/ eggs benedict >>>>>>>>

[stone fern]

REEEEEE

[misty mason]

Scrambeled with tofu gud

and chili paste

[sullen forge]

Over easy 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[gleaming furnace]

Eggs Benedict > others (but only if somebody else is cooking)

[stone fern]

2025 REPLACEABLE BATTRIES ON ALL PHONES

[misty mason]

American ass eggs

Fry it

Twice

I dont want to taste anything but oil

[hard nexus]

i lik

nvm

[rocky nacelle]

silence lesbian

https://tenor.com/view/stop-no-goofy-ah-schwarzenegger-gif-3232264195128170765

[hard nexus]

girl slime…

[plucky gate]

ok but torx screws are better anyways

[delicate shadow]

all eggs are valid

[plucky gate]

they don't strip as easily as phillips

[hard nexus]

except the ones i don’t like

[misty mason]

ur an egg

[rocky nacelle]

the right answer

[sullen forge]

Please stop talking

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[sullen forge]

[lunar fable]

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-dog-gif-23314407

[stone fern]

horrible post

[gleaming furnace]

No tell us more …

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-5-5-elon-musk-gif-4518698821563275057

[stone fern]

very low quality

[viral hare]

distinguished egg

[stone fern]

such a low quality post in fact im not even replying

[sullen forge]

Who would win, Bear5 or Wega

[hard nexus]

this is a question better suited for @copper hawk

[misty mason]

Alright time for a Succulent Chinese Meal with the office girlies

[misty ravine]

not cooking your eggs in little wells in a deep pan of crushed tomatoes

[delicate shadow]

love a good succulent chinese meal

(rip the goat)

[hard nexus]

get your hand off my penis!

[gleaming furnace]

I see you know your judo well

[misty ravine]

This Is Democracy Manifest

[gleaming furnace]

Democrashy manifesht

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-karlson-succulent-chinese-meal-democracy-manifest-rip-gif-2954260845024867491

[leaden vapor]

after playing this lcass a bit lponger now

i now know why i feel like i hate zealots in general

[hard nexus]

lponger

[leaden vapor]

yeah

english, fuck it

[hard nexus]

because you don’t play with good zealots

[leaden vapor]

u gotta do so much shit

to extract value

[hard nexus]

not really

[leaden vapor]

like compared to vet/psyker (cant say much about ogryn)

[hard nexus]

just be proficient in melee

[gleaming furnace]

Just mash buttons

[hard nexus]

vet and psyker are also

[leaden vapor]

yeah but its wayy more active.

[hard nexus]

overpowered

yah it’s way more fun

[rocky nacelle]

learn how to heavy attack >wow you are proficient as zealot now

[gleaming furnace]

Like rly fast

[misty mason]

The event is literally Succulent Chinese Meal in my calendar

[hard nexus]

also know how to dodge

[lunar fable]

2 hard

[misty mason]

I know my ju do

[lunar fable]

light spam only

[leaden vapor]

not really, diodging, bob and weave

know when to go in etc

compared to psyker

that at ALL times

[hard nexus]

that’s just game sense

[sullen forge]

Psyker is just even more overpowered cause it’s shit sharks favorite child atm

[leaden vapor]

you just gotta fucking throw randomg buyllshit

[hard nexus]

playing zealot makes you better at all other classes imo

[gleaming furnace]

It’s like playing ogryn but way faster and light attacks sometimes

[hard nexus]

because a lot of zealot is game sense

[sullen forge]

Not a single psyker nerf btw

[leaden vapor]

ig so

[sullen forge]

None

[leaden vapor]

but like

[gleaming furnace]

Playing ogryn made me better at zealot

[leaden vapor]

the ammount of shit zealots is insane

[rocky nacelle]

playing any class requires game sense

[leaden vapor]

i played with 2 zealots recently

[copper hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749799445478244393/1265479387571159182/crackbert.gif

[leaden vapor]

it shows

[rocky nacelle]

I think thats just fake zealot main propaganda

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[lunar fable]

the amount of shit players in general is insane

[copper hawk]

Bear5 sweeps

[lunar fable]

lol

[rocky nacelle]

to say one class requires more than the other

[copper hawk]

https://www.tiktok.com/@m3m3t1m3butreal/video/7266482042907446571?lang=en

[leaden vapor]

a godo zealot wil make a big difference.

[copper hawk]

My evidenc

[rocky nacelle]

nevermind too much autism to have a real conversation

[leaden vapor]

also zealot requires WAYY more skill than psyker.

imo

[hard nexus]

answer gale’s question

[rocky nacelle]

everyone just sayin random shit and posting vids

[leaden vapor]

and i play like

psyker as a mai

i legit just have to spam whatever the fuck

i have

as a psyker

[lunar fable]

are you playing auric damn

[leaden vapor]

yeah

[hard nexus]

oh u did nvm

[leaden vapor]

auric storm survivor baby 😎 .

[delicate shadow]

skill between classes really is more down to the build tbh, every class has a braindead option

[lunar fable]

uh

yea...

[hard nexus]

true

[lunar fable]

ASS doesn't mean shit

[leaden vapor]

i loe ass

[hard nexus]

that title unfortunately has zero meaning

[leaden vapor]

also yeah its cheesable

[delicate shadow]

like Zealot with DS4 is peak brain off

[misty ravine]

Funny thing is I do way better with Zealot than any other class, unless I'm playing super safe as a Psyker or (ironically) playing Vet like a discount Zealot

[hard nexus]

i do best with mk3 evis zealot

[leaden vapor]

zealot is fun.

[hard nexus]

even better than relic

[leaden vapor]

i will however

[delicate shadow]

true, it needs a nerf

[leaden vapor]

hate on ALL loner zealots

as they should die.

[leaden vapor]

for stealing a aura

[lunar fable]

i don't want to be book slave anymore

[delicate shadow]

nobody likes loner

[hard nexus]

it’s only good for stealth pathing

and stealth is gross

[copper hawk]

2 bad

[delicate shadow]

it's a point tax really

[violet hornet]

Self fulfilling loner prophecy

[leaden vapor]

[copper hawk]

Another chain added 2 ur book

[leaden vapor]

i instakick loners

from my lobbies

when i am playing with frens

[lunar fable]

lame!!!!

[leaden vapor]

always kick loners

[gleaming furnace]

Idk if I’d call the toothpick braindead

[leaden vapor]

shoulda ahve picked something else

[delicate shadow]

havoc released

billions of zealots must learn to read

[leaden vapor]

just smite

smite gotta be the cheeziest shit ever

[misty ravine]

What if Loner was changed to something to give everyone +1 to their Coherency in an aura? Like if the Zealot is alone he still counts as having 1, and if the party is together you all have 5?

[leaden vapor]

and i love it

[spare talon]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[gleaming furnace]

We’re all just brainrotted from a million hours in here but the initial learning curve on that thing is kinda steep

[spare talon]

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME

[leaden vapor]

still shit, but less bead

[lunar fable]

i can't believe large sized fish is forcing literacy upon the zealot population

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

[lunar fable]

[sullen forge]

Personally I think it would be a really close matchup, MALTIGI THOUGH

[violet hornet]

Doesn't it more or less have the same attack combos as Rashad, as in lights for horde and heavies for single target?

[gleaming furnace]

If I have to read I’m switching back to ogryn

[sullen forge]

Maltigi wins

[leaden vapor]

smite -> shriek -> reppeat

[delicate shadow]

zealots not understanding the arcane runes (times new roman)

[rocky nacelle]

always kicks loners

uses smite

🚬

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-jolly-get-jiggy-get-jolly-get-jolly-with-it-gif-13651478034157223092

[rocky nacelle]

part of the problem

[leaden vapor]

smite is op

[violet hornet]

Too bad I cannot read this post to know I must learn to read

[leaden vapor]

as

fuck

lmao

[delicate shadow]

SO TRUE

[rocky nacelle]

the cycle of darktide being dog shit continues

[lunar fable]

ewww

[rocky nacelle]

and its our fault

[lunar fable]

smyker

[clever swan]

yoo true level shows havoc level now

[gleaming furnace]

Idk I’ve run into plenty of useless smykers

[spare talon]

literally everyone on planet earth is playing poe2 and ive never even played poe 1

[leaden vapor]

the longer u can go JUST SMITING the better

[delicate shadow]

ur missin' out

[leaden vapor]

smite forever and ever

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/path-of-exile-path-of-exile-2-poe-poe-2-poe2-gif-10220168355466966859

[delicate shadow]

great game

[leaden vapor]

and never stop smiting

and shriek ofc

potentialylm kill 1 elite

for flames

[spare talon]

which would be better to play if i was to play one

[violet hornet]

Holding smite while the beast of nurgle devours you

[leaden vapor]

it works on every mission

[leaden vapor]

why

[hearty nebula]

real..

[leaden vapor]

would i ever GO melee

[gleaming furnace]

Imagine spending like a whole minute smiting a single elite to spread like 3 stacks of fire lol lmao even

[delicate shadow]

right now? PoE1, because it's free meanwhile PoE2 you need to buy in for early access atm

[hard nexus]

because melee is fun and smite is boring and a crutch

also darktide is like

a melee game

[violet hornet]

Because if you are a smyker you are burgle food ofc

[delicate shadow]

though I'd say PoE2 will be the better game once full released for sure

[violet hornet]

We feed heretics to the burgle around here

[leaden vapor]

smite isnt a crutch

[lunar fable]

[leaden vapor]

smite is the appetizer, the entrance, the main course

and the dessert

[lunar fable]

and i have a million dollars

[sullen forge]

All classes that don’t play into melee

[leaden vapor]

its EVERYTHING

[sullen forge]

Should be nerfed into the ground

[leaden vapor]

smite smite smite smite smite

[hard nexus]

carries bad players into aurics and they die to like 2 poxwalkers

yes it is a crutch

[sullen forge]

Aka all of them except zealot

[wintry crag]

Best revolver perks and blessings?

[leaden vapor]

nagh

just learn to play the game

[violet hornet]

The only smiting we get in here is when the god emperor smites another psyker

[hard nexus]

and ogryn, i’m fine with ogryn’s current melee power

[leaden vapor]

i used to vet-only for 270 hours before i got into psyker

[sullen forge]

No

Nerf them

[spare talon]

ive not really played much top down whatever games like it
but looking the skill trees make my ooga brain happy
but knowing that i cant just rearrange stuff (im pretty sure) like i can in darktide where its a full frontloaded commitment just sounds so exhausting

[delicate shadow]

hand-cannon+surgical (assuming zarona)

[fleet zealot]

i ordered my papa johns welll done

and it came out white asf

[hard nexus]

really?

[rocky nacelle]

self reported as a noob

[hard nexus]

hrm…

[rocky nacelle]

ggs

[fleet zealot]

barely golden on the crust

[leaden vapor]

lmao

[fleet zealot]

I'm SO MADGE

[leaden vapor]

imagine

play a single game

with me then

[sullen forge]

Too much toughness kill them IMMEDIATELY

[hard nexus]

dough

[leaden vapor]

[hard nexus]

yummers

[rocky nacelle]

willingly playing with a smiteker

lmfao

[lunar fable]

you can refund passive tree points but it will cost a set amount of gold per node refunded

[rocky nacelle]

you think im gale or something

[wintry crag]

Oh and perks?

[leaden vapor]

insecure much?

[rocky nacelle]

if thats your reponse to turning the game off

[lunar fable]

we had to play with a smyker yesterday

[delicate shadow]

yeah you really need to plan out a build before going in, you can't swap stuff willy nilly

[fleet zealot]

i always order well done cause they always do this shit

[rocky nacelle]

sure

[lunar fable]

in havoc

[rocky nacelle]

kek

[hard nexus]

nah playing with smite is the most boring thing to do in this game

lmfao

[leaden vapor]

🤷‍♂️

it is very numb

but i like the voice lines

the schizo psyker smite lines

[spare talon]

in poe1? is it like a ridiculous amount

[leaden vapor]

are amazing

[hard nexus]

if i’m in a smite game, i either leave or run ahead

[leaden vapor]

ZAP

zap zap zap

[spare talon]

which is CRINGE

[lunar fable]

in 2 idk much about 1

[gleaming furnace]

Zaps u uwu :3

[lunar fable]

also the price isn't that crazy

imo

[violet hornet]

How often do you order Papa John's lmao

[sullen forge]

Rework smite or just remove it me thinks

[rocky nacelle]

plays every other game that has builds in it

[leaden vapor]

every zealot taht runs ahead either dies, to spawns a bunch of shit and deals with none of the issues

[fleet zealot]

once a month

[gleaming furnace]

Buff smite

[fleet zealot]

it's my little treat

[hard nexus]

molten beam!!!

[delicate shadow]

perks (I think) are carapace and flak? it's literally been like 2 years since I looked at revolver I only remember the blessings might be cara unyielding idk

[leaden vapor]

smite needs a rework for sure

[sullen forge]

[frozen glen]

cole when he has to do a smidge of commitment

[north sedge]

I'm just winging it in poe2 and it's fine

[fleet zealot]

lots of times here

[hard nexus]

you haven’t played with good zealots

[fleet zealot]

i'll say i will order it