#zealot-class
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it was a something dude guy melee man
well before battle sisters/Hierophant drop there was only 3 classes so lmfao
probably Assault
1 hp, 2 tness
theres Assault/Psyker/Assassin
Each curio have
is there a heavy one
- hp + tness + gunners
like an enforcer guy
Last curio can have + snipers
Assault would have a heavy one yes let me look for the name
it would probably be that one
I go thru damnation difficulty without using gun bc I wanted to to the penance and it's so hard to not pull out my bolter when I see range elite/special
my fault
they were called Crusaders
Assault is their first sub class
What game is this
I started as an Eradicator Assassin
cause cool assassin lady with a shotgun
and being fast
inquisitor martyr
Man... I remember when ror2 was still in early access and a lot of ror1 fans were saying ror2 was "not their risk of rain"... that was so long ago lol
cheating
crusher perks?
š
flak cara
I stopped playing cuz u cant put her helmet on
Yah
am i right ?
this one right
theres alot of 40k armor and I barely already know IRL armor
so
that's a pantsu helmet
dont talk about our sisters that way
Yah
That one
my joytoy helbrute might arrive tomorrow
its super cool
im surprised its not available in martyr
(also lowkey its upside down tidy whities on their head)
I have quite a collection of space marines actually.........
I think my homeboy is playing
Celestian?
and that bitch is crazy when she ults
turns into kayle
don't look at gnarpy
I have two distinctly different cat shark plushrs
... for some reason I'm curious how shroudfield would do with the relic blade... and idk why since the weapon swings so slow the 20% attack speed on chastise is extremely useful... vs funny hard hit...
I got him for 4$ on aliexpress..... free shipping......
I have a bunch of shark plush
and i have chopper from one piece
but hes dressed as buggy
Meleeker is so peak
I also got a shark pajamas that I've yet to actually wear
cause it's pretty hot at night rn
this can give cica and his sharkitty a run for their money
their myaoney
Fire nades should activate flamers show stopper blessing
fire nades should do damage to your teammates and be the same color as barrel flame
you know what? fuck it
veteran nades should be like vermintide 2 nades
fire nades replaced with vermintide 2 barrels
OE flashbacks
the za
I wonder if they will ever add new classes now
Class overhaul gave us like 3 each
Long time till we get more
Literally
yeah?
Yeah but
and 3 closed
The timeline for this is so hilarious
I donāt believe that shit
but you can access them with mods
sorry i scared you pookies with the threat of martial law š
It aināt real
it wont happen again š„ŗ
Does coup
Coup ends in 3 hours
Impeachment fails
What awaste of time!
so if they add something it's a new tree and a new thing
like idk
enforcers? mechanicus?
what stats should i shoot for on the combat shotgun?
I woudn't be surprised if they're working on it. It does depend on how they'd release a new class. If they'd sell it or not etc
Dump star is mobility
copy that
Noob ..
Silence harlot
Before I banish thy self to the harpy den you were born from
I would buy whatever they put out
Yeah you would
we got
You would put out
Put out for free
Relic blade best blessings?
pins
sincerely thanking fatshark even though they still really don't fully know how to make video games
Cranial rampage
they're just a little guy
If your in high havok go cranial wrath due to hitmass issues
Ty
Nah
I got it for the soundtrack
Unless your a super fan of the game not worth
60% off and then I get a krieg skin
on sale
Get it thennn
Which one though
idk
Imperial only worth on sale and for the TH skin and fart shark bucks
it really wouldn't fit any of my builds or characters that I play tbh
I rarely ever play vet or ogryn
and krieg feels weird on zealot and especially on psyker
krieg psyker looks so good imho
youāre doing it wrong if ya get the full set
psyker chest piece top tier and zealot helmet top tier
can any melee weapon backstab?
yes
bet
can anyone ss the kriegsmen for me
Good to know the pve boss skill issue is a thing
@heady rapids What's happening here
What's a good primary for Zealot?
for dueling sword its M 4 we are looking for right?
The mode that is absolute dog ass to play
I'm tempted to buy the POE2 EA to see what the fuss is about
ruthless? the second to last difficulty in space marine 2??

?
yes
d4 can't even be compared to poe2
poe2 is like leagues better
no pun intended 
I haven't been here for a while
got banned
still banned I think?
or did he appeal I don't know all the dorn lore
banned for bitch hunting a racist, attention begger (heād go into random chicks dms and ask shit here)
thatās the tldr
bitch hunting is a serious crime I hear
I heard one of the D4 streamers banned the word "poe"
Supposedly
but someoneās gotta hunt bitches
everyone laughed at him for roleplaying as a playtester also
I saw him in modding chat
He and hamdol are the ones who lead me into the uncanny lacerate light so
he sent like a screenshot of havoc
and that was basically it
cause no one on darktide modding actually likes talking about darktide
only femboys or furry shit
the d4 general manager was literally complaining about poe2
ew, that sounds disgusting
and he got backlash for it
now he's suddenly playing poe2
and acting like nothing happened
lmao
Don't play baldurs gate 3 guys, play my game, Dragon Age The Veilguard instead
this reminds me of another game developer getting mad at another one for having actual in depth quests and shit
but I forgot what was exactly said or who it was
horizon and elden ring?
yes
everyone was mad at elden ring
ohhh I remember thhaaat
bro mad at elden ring quests engaging the player lmfao
and at the ui also

game devs can be something else sometimes
Elden ring gets a 7/10 from me, no minimap and quest marker features
nah but honestly? fuck soulslike quests
not enough sex scenes
they were angry at the ui and not holding people's hands
Elden Ring quests are the easiest to follow quests yet in the souls series imo.
it was horzion and ubisoft devs
and that's saying something
yea most of them anyway
well at least most of them don't fail if you kill a nameless dude in some cave
that's an improvement
but besides some quests were unfinished and that caused a lot of confusion on release
like patches
and that woman
and the jar guy?
the lil one
thought it was just jars/dude from the hold
little jar guy has a proper ending no?
not on launch
snake lady still has a half assed ending
the last bit of progression you can do is kill her and get a drop from a crucible knight
Clearly you missed that mod
Ranni w the Pringles can š¤¤
tbf she isn't really an important character in the grand scheme. She is a proxy for FaMiLy
Whatās the setup for the relic blade? Or does it differ massively between marks
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9da5eb01-a862-467b-9fc8-d806eb3039b7/relic-sword-bis-havoc Here's mine
No flame pls š¦
š«” thanks
šŖ
We ain't making it out of the Nether with this one minecraft steve
Wait.. heat management is the dump?
that or mobility
Ok thank emperor
Bc I had dropped a lot of heat management dumps trying to get a mobility dump
Anyway back to looking
Mobility is def the dump imo, 2% dodge distance difference
sprint speed goes into the 0.02% on 80% mobility xd
You havenāt unlocked the last 5% of the relic swords power pilgrim
Since i'm not using IJ my line of thinking was leaning towards dumping heat
So wait, no damage blessings? Just heat management ones?
cranial always imo
other blessing can be rampage if you want, wrath for better horde clear in havoc
or heatsink for longer lasting heat
ORRR
Cranial is the best blessing
Rampage for dmg
Heatsink for longer activation
Word
Thanks :3
Most people go with rampage cuz it's the highest and easiest damage bonus, and heatsink doesn't extend the uptime by THAT much
Which mark do yāall prefer? Iām literally just starting with it so Iām looking for tips
are there any other weapons with a sprint attack the way the relic blade does?
I like Mk2 for the in-combo moveset, the strikedown lights go a long way for me
the sliding light attack into strikedown light is great too I use it a lot
MK2 definitely from me
that's not energy transfer
you know, on the weapon that blocks on special
anyone help im constantly crashing
are you running mods?
drivers?
seems related to havoc?
also settings,
some default settings will just brick your game or make it run like shit
You look like a Devastating Strike kind of guy
probably a missing reference. go into steam and verify your files
4090
no one is a devasting strike kind of guy
yea lol you have a 4090 you should be running on ultra
Describe exactly how/when it crashes
i dunno i load in
it's my favorite blessing...
and they T pose and i crash
load back in crash again
Verify your files brah
yea, uhh
I thought that was vicious slice
verify
okay
if not just make sure you don't have any of the AMD settings turned on
the truth is a mystery
wait did you build your own rig or was it pre-built
built it myself
thanks for the tips
hit me with your funniest darktide pic./gif yah got
death
win
by evisceration
when you see her boobs for the 589452nd time
ajhahahah
i haven't seen that before or i don't remember but lmao
@median steeple https://fxtwitter.com/yanderedessert/status/1864883002255233407
how i play marvel rivals when im playing as squirrel girl
Chorus build with duelling sword and piety is doing me great for the chorus regen but also holy fuck I feel like my damage is so much worse than usual kms
peak darktide p[ub
so did i get a win
cole already won, i said it at the start :^)
still got a laugh out of me though
whats the best stuff to put on flame thrower
bacon because it'll cook while you fire it
also flak + maniac, overpressure + blaze away
why is so bouncy
dump damage since nearly all damage comes from the burn stat
everlasting flame crit build flamer
or you can do carapace perk with penetrating flame for crusher racism
@median steeple https://fxtwitter.com/DanBoyWonder/status/1865526008775893312
HIstg? this feels like histg
I donāt remember lol
sometimes the game just says its time for you to die
you pissed in nurgles cheerios didnt you
They designed my fate and sealed it with a kiss
Question as a new Zealot player on controller
Chaos Warrior patrol energy
Is the whole flexing and moving super fast and stylish vital for zealot or am i just fine on controller?
i mean as long as you kill and and dont die reckon whatever gets you to that
With most builds
Am i fine with the controller or do i need to look like John Wick on Drugs?š
Dodging is fine, it's just akward at times
you can take slower weapons
sliding is important for avoiding ranged attacks
sliding is just a move tec, it counts as a dodge and conserves stamina
how cringe is it that there's no point to many weapons nowadays because both vet and zealot get access to dueling sword
The only silly thing on Zealot on controller is jumping
Because you press X to dodge and to jump
But I'll work with it
I am looking more to go flamer than melee god with Zealot
I hope the Eviscerator is good
Just play whatever you want who gives a shit
i feel worthless in melee whenever there's one dude using mk4 dueling and i'm using anything else
and itll be nerfed in due time
literally worthless in comparison. no kills, no damage, nothing
because the other dude gets everything due to having both clear and picks
there are still people who think its a balanced weapon 
i took a couple months of a break due to having overplayed myself, all fine and dandy
i was there when the update dropped and went "neat, can't wait to try it" and then i stopped playing
i come back and everyone and their mother is using it or the greatswords
no chainsword, no combat axe, no power sword, very little knife, absolutely no shovels
i like my funny little hatchet
which i don't blame anyone for
they're great, they're cool
but the dueling sword has been in the game for ages and is now more overpowered than power sword ever was
Ds will get kicked in the nuts with nerfs, eventually.
Don't you worry about that.
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funny ā little ā hatchet ā
is revive speed worth it on curios?
I am too selfish to have ever considered them
nah not worth
i think of it this way, if other people are alive, some of the bullets are flying at them instead of me
Only if you're using stealth
you're waging them being good enough bullet sponges or dealing enough damage to the horde against yourself staying up longer and being able to kill things
sometimes that's worse
Ever had a teammate drag a sniper shot into you?
and most of the time, if you're even considering things like this, you deal more damage than they could ever do
i've had some try, never had one i didn't notice and make some room away from tho
whatre the blessings to use on boltpistol
im assumign surgical/deadly
i'm tinkering with the bonuses on my curios, and apart from ability speed, not quite sure what to throw on em
max hp/toughness/gunner resist
which is better for what in your opinion? i'm still on my way to the 2nd one
bomber resist do anything for flame puddles?
prefer the mark II overall
with IJ
that or puncture + shattering/run and gun
and then like super close behind is mkx with martyrdom
cause you just spam the silly lights
mostly brain off but effective, i already got bored of it lmao
@vague depot Can stream now if you wish
just run thoughness, health and either gunner or sniper resistance, with corruption resistance if you intend to run a lot of pox gas missions
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disgusting amirite
minecraft dungeons didnt even have mounts
think about that 4 a second
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baby ass ARPG players
š¬
This is no place for a horse
can we get mounts for darktide next
Pox ridaaaaaaa
is this loss?
Fellas, what perks amd blessings should I go for with a flamethrower?
Flak/Unyielding, Blaze Away and Overpressure
Flak unarmored
Flak unyielding
Unyielding elites
I use flak unarmored in havoc
Overpressure/Blaze Away
Dump damage
The BiS blessings
and get the 25% range damage talent, it applies to the burn
huuuge dam
what's the unarmored for?
General horde chaff at high havoc
alot of that is flak and infested too though
I take PtU so everythin else is covered
I think unyielding would be better for the bulwarks and persistent boss spawns
The Flamer does a lot of damage to Infested already and it's just two enemies
reapers too when you're supressing them

if im stuck in a corner and cannot dodge far can i still manage to sidestep a trapper or am i fucked if i dont make room immediately
I think u might be cooked
Try dodge sliding
Or pushing like crazy and walking that direction
got it
ill try to remember that
dodge slide is best bet probs, if you don't have the time to shove and make space
Also idk if this is like sayin the obv or whatevz but i also recommend if u hear a trapper and ur in that situation
I dodge the enemies currw tly fighting me and spam knives at the trapper
If u have a tall char it'll be easier
If u have a short 1 like me it might take a sec
Ill 100% let until death proc if it means not being disabled
It's what Until Death is for

you still playing with argus
Im down for game
I was playing with argus?
this is news to me
any input here argus
anyways ye i'll hop on
True and real and based
Some guy called me a dumbass for that
Lmfao
you both played same game and I thought yall playing together xd
Very fun times in zeal chat
I be using until death to sprint through tox flames to introduce his face to my fist
Using it to tank the swings from 5 crushers to protect the psyker
oh that's probably just my steam being stupid again
i cant find shattering
and showing me playing darktide when i'm not for some reason
ok yea I misconstrued shattering on Bolter to also on Bolt pistol
my fault gang
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@light badge @merry flume Forgot to send this last night LMAO
Mal is spreading misinformation, kill em
so what we doin
sureee
i cannae remember is it moebian 21st
the cosmetics yea
nu the modifier
I know that it's not that great of an achievements but I cleared my first damnation today 
ayeeeee grats
oh yea its moebian 21st .blight spreads, sniper gauntlet
The more I use it the more I prefer the Mark X for relic
wait that says lvl 10
wait it doesnt change?
or were you just saying you've gotten to 32
Congrats lil bluddy
Ur evolving,,
highest cleared is 32 yea
Auric mael time 4 u
do I need to be party leader for higher š
Yep
do you want the good news
or the bad news
Or wait till next week
shoot
if you weren't host it'll update neext week
only the party leader has their order rank up
everyone else catches up to their highest completed rank on reset
which is like 18 hrs
aaah
Funny thing is, I played this game at launch, got to heresy clears and never moved up and then went on break, recently came back and tried damnation finally, gonna practice that a bit more and then go for auric shenanigans
Literally me fr
La la la
"I suppose"
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@gray ice how high is your current assignment rank
lucky number 16
Someone else only did the maelstrom
i haven't started at all yet really 
the week be keepin a guy busy
same
Fellas what blessings would you run on bolt gun? Common question ik
My ears are in a ridiculous amount of pain rn, thanks to my wisdom teeth coming
Thank christ for the existence of painkillers
I'm running a bolt bistol but I want to have an alternative
bolter is puncture/shattering iirc
You bite your ears or something?
Bros teething š
huh it hurts your ear ?
Yea not quite but they're pretty close to the ear
Can proly cause pain near the ear canal
Close enough to say my ears hurt
i am not sure how but they do hurt like a bitch regardless
so get well
mine were like once few weeks too but it hurted for few days
canāt say it was that minor either
sigh whenever I play rogue legacy and I get the hermes boots I always forget that I'm immune to the static spikes and I freak out as I get close to them lol
what are folks liking as a shooter for a newly growing zealot during leveling up?
A gun, probably
anything honestly
I'd recommend something that shoots bullet
most ranged is good and/or fun depending on how ya feel
could work
But Schizo, that kills people.
You can try to cover your bases with them, but, as you're leveling unless you spend a fuck ton of resources you're not going to have halfway decent weapons
I've been rocking heavy las recently with relic blade, truly goated
No guns don't kill people, people kill people
But the gun helps.
gg
It does help yeah
gg manee
It took me most of the 150k dockets bonus to upgrade a gun to 500 on my 4th zealot who was only level 15 at the time
Unregistered firearm whispering to me like the green goblin mask
Yeah I just finished my veterans weapons. I have 2k credits left.
I also had ~150k
Then again... that fucking autopistol made me pull of clutches in high shock heresy and normal shock heresy that should have been impossible
fire arm in cops holster more like
t4 inspiring barrage... the thing that makes leveling a fuck ton easier
current maelstrom is chaotic as fuck it's great
Using my grabby shark to lunge for the occifers service weapon
whats the flamer dump stat rn?
Fire
whenever I enter a room in the last area in the castle in rogue legacy 2... I look up, down, check the map... then I'm like "You know what? I don't wanna fuck with this room" lol
the elite monsters in the last area are rough sometimes x.x
DIVIG is great
Sometimes playing binding of Isaac I enter a room, go "nah I ain't dealing with that" and hit r
what the hell is rouge legacy
NUN TUFFER
can you give me a screenshot
you look like you eat concrete i approve
I could never get into roguelites
sick
I feed other people concrete, at 200mph
My current guy has dwarfism so he's tiny, but, here's the room that I'm in atm
Big E's greatest crusader
The last area is somewhat dark around the edges of your screen
whatās the main gameplay loop like a platformer or something turn based
new krieg mask would look nice here
Must be aerodynamic and flowy when charging 50mph toward the nearest gunner
platformer with well... fighting
the one that had open hair
gimme a sec
loving the golden skull replacement, peak haves/have-nots grimdark 40k
I like just krieg mask without the helmet for this one
I almost typed something in here I shouldn't have
but im not paying for that damn set just for the helmet
im starting to get the timing down for the relic blade charge movetech
What are some good guns to pair with relic blade?
Nah go head playa
but man it is a bitch
for the squawwwwwwww
new krieger hats are pretty dope ngl
yeye thatās what i am saying
my dumb ass looked right past all 4 bundles cuz I saw krieg and thought 'it's a resale already got it'
thatās fair
ye
I am not fucking around with the enemies in general... but especially not in the last area, here's a brief encounter
I need a break from havoc, people throwing games
for like half a week
You basically get gold, and when your character dies you use the gold to upgrade your manor
which makes your future characters stronger
Iām thinking bolter
i did saw it now i remember thanks
you could just bring me to the havoc
bolter, bolt pistol, flamer in a pinch if you need large scale CC
You grown
long range high damage per shot weapons
I meant so you had another competent teammate
If I screw around in this area I can go from full hp to half or dead pretty quickly lol
but you go head with that struggle playa
I will do havocs too
I qued into a last spot
if someone has a spot
keep on keepin on that brick wall gettin softer keep puttin ya face on it
Also I just realized: I have my 2nd character who became a millionaire! Sir Gordon the 2nd might have been small, but, he can die happy knowing his bank account was fat af!
i mean book zealot is useful in havoc no?
35-40 havs have made me realize how piss easy 30-35 havs are
30-40 are relatively similar, the difficulty doesn't spike super hard anymore past like 30
Doesn't emperor's light hit tier 3 at 40?
my richest rogue legacy characters have been lady jane the 3rd who beat the final boss so I could go to ng+5 and sir gordan the 2nd lol
the last rank is the hardest yes
you got squanched tho didnt ya
I died after my 2 zealots got crumpled like paper
After ng+5 I'll have the last estuary get his empowered level... then I think the traitor and king might be next... x.x
And that New Jersey street corner filled with crushers came strolling my way
Director casted origami crane on the squad
ya hate to see it
so what's happening we playing or naw
I'm joining you
yea meta is gonna get more established and shit
Or we'll get other modifiers on other maps
it's barely been a week gotta give it a lil
This game is so fun, I think, because dying isn't actually that much of a loss because you can play as a new character with new traits potentially and you make your characters stronger with the money the character who just died made. :3
well not even a week
Like you can get a giant who has 1hp no matter what lol
I mean from what I've played with
Support and cleave is king
Being able to clear out as many mobs as quick is possible is the name of the game at like 35+
that's the name of the entire game 
If you like roguelites I highly recommend games like Dead Cells, Binding of Isaac, Risk of Rain
There's also rhythm roguelikes I love like Crypt of the Necrodancer and Bullets per Minute if you fuck with rhythm games
turtling strats
an attempt at a maelstrom with two non contributing members of society

I had to pause for a second after the psyker blew himself up a 2nd time in a row
For sure
oggy boy was lookin around straight clueless
them bursters said have at thee and he was swiftly kicked into the shadow realm
Not even that one

This man clearly doesn't have a space bar
i was using an underleveled xbow for my kill
Cause he ran forward and got the JFK haircut special
I have one believe me
that don't help with the 3 gauss rifle firing squad men on the staircase section up
stay cheeki breeki
Is Overpressure on the flamer fixed yet?
yes
oh thank the omnissiah
Whatās the preferred blessings for bolter?
puncture shattering
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I don't wanna spoil it
But go on big man
Speak your wisdom
@gray ice Don't get mad at me
But I'm about to farm out a few low level havoc rq
I wanna hit that 30 threshold
Listen
Buddy
We all know
I does anything to look good
I gotta get the all black fit
yea well when you're done behind the denny's
I might be around
What does relic blade pair with? Braced Auto* Im dumb
That's foul
Think you just did, I was referencing the hellish fights you have with duty or freedom at certain point in older stalker games and how many grenades come your way

you can pair with many things
any havoc 35+ gamers I can join 
i pair with a lightweight weapon like laspistol/bolt pistol
i should try relic blade kant
that could be fun
Ironically I'm running relic blade with infantry autogun for havok, 1.2 seconds of kark you
Depends did you enjoy cata 3 in weaves?
that depends entirely on who you ask probably
better to just go in and form your own opinion
The first 20 levels are basically introductory with a slow difficulty ramp
real stuff starts at like 25+ really, so don't be afraid to just find a group and hop in
Is this a good roll?
Build diversity doesn't exist at higher level havocs
And trying to bring non meta stuff usually means a wipe
cracked roll never upgrade it
havoc 40 carries on this guy
35-40 difficulty increases are barely noticeable
30-35 is when you'll likely struggle the most till u get used to it
atleast for my group*
results may vary
It ain't even me
You show me someone who can solo clutch a hav 40
And I'll buy you a shwarma plate
I'll even be nice
stands up
And get lamb
goes to get water
one day I may just to spite you in this moment
i'll clip a havoc 40 clutch that I do, print it out to individual frames, put it in a flipbook, and mail it to you with a post it note that says krill issue
i feel that would deal more dmg then this
waiting for the day we can roll -% dmg modifiers and heal enemies on hit
šš» šš» šš»
id have a pistol id heal crushers with whenever someone tries to kill them
Zealot charges out to one shot crusher
naw
@sterile stone Now this how you know I fw you
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Cuz you needa run that rq
il have my revenge whenever monstrosity pulls up
*hammer zelot one shots it anyway *
hammer go bonk
@sterile stone who is this other guy
@spare talon https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jeYh3kcpHFUoIb7_C?invite=cr-MSx2ejIsMzAyNTAyNTYyLA
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It's a random
I was just fucking around at low havocs to get the armor pieces
Now this
It fits my vibe
Gettin saved to the playlist
you arent gonna tell me
I was that close to the bon
surely
mhmm ik ik
@gray ice If you want
Come join
We got a open spot
You can join Havoc's mid game
id say you were close enough
you didnt move much from where it actually was
No permission needed
i felt like that explosion was bigger than what im used to
nah iss too late homie already told his side ho to kick rocks
for a BoN death
Oh word
Now im goin to find me a man that appreciate me
nah real talk im boutta eat and roll up 
Anyone managed 35 withiut downs?

Baby come back
You can blame it
All
On
Me
pretty sure my brother finna try and watch the last of penguin wit me when he gets back in like 15
so im chillin for now
Ah word
all good then
Ngl
On some fat shit
I'm craving something crispy
And spicy
But it's 12:30
sound like a beef patty to me
fatass mf
hit your local carribean spot for a hook up tmrrw
Had me an oxtail beef patty a few weeks back
My soul ascended to the golden throne
Some jerk chicken and pasta do sound fire
I love you Hawk Tuah but you cost me my life savings.
The problem only the most square brained of society are currently having
Hawk Tuah girl made a crypto
A fool and his money are soon parted
girl scams a bunch of people who are also trying to scam a bunch of people
Shame those fools didn't buy Fatshark coin
grass is green more at 11
there is nothing more transparently malicious than someone sponsoring a cryptocurrency
crypto is just stock market trading but somehow even lazier
THIS SO HARD
If you're pushing a cryptocurrency I am no longer listening to what you're saying
It is that simple
sell coin, start rumor, buy coin
even the people who were heavy in crypto couldn't explain to me what it was or did or how it worked
that's how I knew to never get in except purely to scalp people speculating
i simply cannot comprehend someone going "let me invest in the hawk tuah coin"
ikr
or well i can but the reasoning does not make any sense
this is the world i want to live in
My thing is
well uh, good for her I guess, I respect the hustle even if I don't understand it
Because there is no logical reason
Why would you buy into a meme coin
because everyone wants to be the dude who bought bitcoin at 2 dollars
Like why
normies brainrot
Why do u think pub players are this bad?
Same brain that buys crypto
So if you have a brain that functions you can't connect the dots
or doge at whatever comically small amount or whatever
this is even a level deeper than getting into a coin at all
however the market of people who want to exploit the idiots wanting to be the people who "got in on it first" is way larger
if you don't have meme money why are you investing in meme coin
and apparently more successful
Call me crazy
if you have meme money who cares you're already paid and you're just doing it for the bragging rights
But wouldn't you make more money just being a meme
Than scamming people
Like you have opportuinities
99% of people on the planet
Never will get
I mean didn't the gal start a talk show and other shit too, all cuz she was in one meme that went viral
that paul guy sure did
it's the era of a civilization called decadence
How do you think Lil Nas X got famous
I don't know how most people I hear about are famous anymore dude
Bro's song got big over a red dead 2 edit
I dunno who that is so not much
oh he got remixed
that's been around a good while at least
No exaggeration my first response to reading almost any celebrity headline nowadays is "who tf is that"
Weird Al has a whole career on this
That's whatever really
I am not foraying into the implications of this but just to say a lot of 90s-00s rap was taking established songs people knew and rapping over the instrumentals
He makes his own music anyways so it's not like he just copies
so rap survived for a good decade just remixing other tracks and rapping over em
just to say
So like mobile gaming
Well it was that, but there's more nuance

90's was also a very pioneering time for rap
weird al is the only person to achieve being universally loved in the music industry
But yeah remixes were extremely prominent, there's songs known just for how much they've been sampled
I mean





