Granted, I've only set foot in a church for weddings
#zealot-class
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lusty turtle
"based"
bitter anvil
It’s I can taste it’s same level of run alcohol
south folio
ok jeffrey detroit
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These bitches are gonna be so baller
bitter anvil
Having a blast with chicken tender with white gravy
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(this channel has irreparably altered my vocabulary)
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It's like the kark n ball torture server and their obsession with the r word
Except moderately more funny
hard nexus
It's like the kark n ball torture server and their obsession with the r word
KnB is only good for memes
everything else in there is
slop
absolute 4chan level slop
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I'm so glad I got banned from there
hard nexus
lmfao
hard nexus
I'm so glad I got banned from there
how
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For being "unfunny"
hard nexus
LMFAO
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Literally
hard nexus
they couldn’t handle ur girlish swag
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And the guy who banned me personally got exposed for dm'ing minors
hard nexus
i got banned from a slop tf2 server for literally no reason other than i think one of the mods just
didn’t fuck with me
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Shock of shocks there lol
hard nexus
And the guy who banned me personally got exposed for dm'ing minors
shocking, the server full of slur spamming morons
hard nexus
is also full of pedos..
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Yes darktide related
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(I've been in Hunt Showdown discord lately)
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Nay
I meant that Huntcord is German
super strict on their name n shame policy
I've been warned twice in the past 12 hours lol
fleet zealot
bitter anvil
Eugh
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Perfectly cooked, poggers
median steeple
Those look so good
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It's criminal that I have to wait for them to cool
The urge to burn the roof of my mouth just to taste em
twilit cloak
the emperor would want you to burn yourself
south folio
this is why i have a portable desk fan for cooling food off
split ibex
Gotta figure out what I can dump that's not mobility 🤔
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this is why i have a portable desk fan for cooling food off
Genius idea
south folio
my former housemates looked at me like i was a crazy person but they just didn't understand
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What should with topping?
None. Meat pies have enough flavor in em already
south folio
i whipped that shit out at the dinner table without shame
median steeple
Mad scientist looking ass
bitter anvil
None. Meat pies have enough flavor in em already
Ketchup 
south folio
you simply don't understand
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Though I add some pepper on top and on the baking sheet for a more buttery taste
median steeple
No no I understand
spare talon
Gotta figure out what I can dump that's not mobility 🤔
its gonna be mobility
median steeple
I support it as well
spare talon
sorry!
south folio
oh ok
spare talon
Gotta figure out what I can dump that's not mobility 🤔
do you want me to show you the individual stat inspects
split ibex
its gonna be mobility
Maybe damage. I'll have to check breakpoints
Maybe dump heat management for Energy Leakage.
median steeple
bitter anvil
Gotta figure out what I can dump that's not mobility 🤔
I knew they add heat reduction mechanic
spare talon
Maybe damage. I'll have to check breakpoints
bitter anvil
I was right
spare talon
building around breakpoints is becoming even more pointless with the existence of havoc
bitter anvil
They always have heat mechanic reduction
spare talon
i hope youre ready for flak armored 900 hp horde enemies with massive hitmass
lotta good the breakpoints will do you there
median steeple
I want to try overload but like I really don't know what to run with it. Like what's the cleave stat on it? Fuck idk 
I guess leakage
north sedge
overload would be fun if it did actual dmg
frosty herald
overloading energy leaking
spare talon
overloading energy leaking
energy leak would have anti synergy cuz youd instantly lose some of that strength upon lockout
frosty herald
im here to have fun
misty nova
4 dodges 
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Ketchup <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
this should happen to you
spare talon
I want to try overload but like I really don't know what to run with it. Like wh...
imo
i think overload is terrible
red mesa
any speculation on a dueling sword nerf tomorrow w/ patch? do we know any of the coming balance changes
spare talon
median steeple
They should add more of those types of environmental hazards
spare talon
any speculation on a dueling sword nerf tomorrow w/ patch? do we know any of the...
duelling sword nerf is not next patch
rough galleon
I don't remember other weapons finesse off the top of my head, but is the <1 light attack multiplier normal?
frosty herald
thats it...
median steeple
Welp I guess leakage rampage then
frosty herald
@lusty turtle is overloading an actual joke?
frosty herald
tell me this is a fucked up joke instead of it being a 30 damage and light stagger
red mesa
wait, is the patch live or are you a tester
south folio
I don't remember other weapons finesse off the top of my head, but is the <1 lig...
that number isn't intuitive, but add it by 1 and you'll get the finesse multiplier on your attack. E.g., light attack finesse multi would be 1.66x and heavy finesse multi is 2.65x
rough galleon
Oh yeah no worries then
storm crypt
wait, is the patch live or are you a tester
the patch is live and you sh ould log in right now
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spare talon
wait, is the patch live or are you a tester
its not live yet
rough galleon
@red mesa like 14 hours to go
south folio
you should log yourself in NOW
storm crypt
https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-106832773725359...
⬅️ disinformation specialist
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@sullen forge new gif
frosty herald
fatshark is terrified of having good aoe
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spare talon
god this looks SO GOOD tho cant wait lol
i have a full run of the new mission with it on auric here
frosty herald
first the smite heavies and now overloading
misty nova
that number isn't intuitive, but add it by 1 and you'll get the finesse multipli...
Illisi be like :
frosty herald
genuinely terrified of any aoe thing being good
pure tree
duelling sword nerf is not next patch
When do they nerf infantry lasgun
misty nova
Hold up
spare talon
When do they nerf infantry lasgun
now
pure tree
I need them to nerf it more
frosty herald
i expected it to do 300 damage and a sizeable aoe stagger
remote lark
like
flesh tearer
but not even the other one
so whats the point
why
at least its mobi dump
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@remote lark want help?
misty nova
get out of the kitchen
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I am not much better than a pubber
median steeple
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and we still have two other pubbers to carry
frosty herald
well then
remote lark
after this one mayb
frosty herald
energy leakage and cranial grounding it is
red mesa
i have a full run of the new mission with it on auric here
awesome, unfortunately i dont want spoilers so I'll wait for tomorrow on the new mission but your clips of the new weapons got me hyped
im also hyped to hear they should be fixing the alt f4 cheese
median steeple
Would be hilarious if this Thursday they released skins for the new weapons (I have a feeling)
red mesa
im really hoping it solves the quitting pandemic
and all the ASS cheesers
fucking noobs
last week i had the clutch of my life just to look down and realize all 3 had left and I was clutching for bots, no one saw
might as well have been playing true solo lmao
spare talon
awesome, unfortunately i dont want spoilers so I'll wait for tomorrow on the new...
theres a moveset video too showing both swords
also same for the other weapons
spare talon
moveset demos and a run of the new mission with it
frosty herald
Would be hilarious if this Thursday they released skins for the new weapons (I h...
Actualy tomorrow
ornate bone
mom said it's math time
frosty herald
New shop page is tomorrow
sullen forge
⬅️ 0 brain activity
frosty herald
But it isnt uncalled for that we have 2 pages within a week
brave cypress
does relic blade not have any crit chance blessings?
spare talon
not a single one
misty nova
Duelist value
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frosty herald
Yeah
median steeple
The actually based blue version
thin zephyr
Relic blade is crazy I hope fatshark applies it's mechanic to the power sword
misty nova
And because there's not a single build without Duelist GS will be good with all keystones (hopium)
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is tintin banned?
split ibex
building around breakpoints is becoming even more pointless with the existence o...
So damage is a fine dump then
golden anchor
Dmg most important so i can farm overkill damage for green circles
spare talon
So damage is a fine dump then
that was the exact opposite of my point
frosty herald
Tintin banned from being funny
golden anchor
Why kill a poxwalker with 1 extra damage when i can delete them with the full force of the emprah
remote lark
that was the exact opposite of my point
what will builds revolve around then
overkill damage?
or surely there will eventually be breakpoints for higher end havoc levels?
ok darktide
plucky gate
Dorn disciple fr
split ibex
that was the exact opposite of my point
Uh, okay? If breakpoints don't matter at all, then it doesn't matter if my sword deals 300 damage or 270 damage
spare talon
or surely there will eventually be breakpoints for higher end havoc levels?
yes but your horde damage will actually start to matter, your boss damage will actually start to matter, because they simply have that much health
every swing that isnt at maximum damage will start to significantly add up in the lack of killing power you have
remote lark
cool
naw
i'm already done with darktide for the day
my game crashes and everyones alive
easy auric
i come back
golden anchor
Oh so its just damage sponges zzz
split ibex
99% of deaths for me are silent trapper nets. Dumping mobility is a poor idea especially on a slow weapon. I'm just exploring options for the new sword. Maybe mobility dump is correct. Idk yet
remote lark
k
golden anchor
Are yellow bois having stagger resist
remote lark
99% of deaths for me are silent trapper nets. Dumping mobility is a poor idea es...
thats not a mobility issue
that's a you issue
plucky gate
What did he even do? Or was it so bad that it can't be said?
remote lark
either get better or get the spidey sense mod
wary finch
Cant say blue fire gang here so
Flamethrower gang
split ibex
Mobility increases dodge distance lmao ice cold take
wary finch
remote lark
Mobility increases dodge distance lmao ice cold take
dodge distance won't help you if you don't know the nets coming mr 'i die to silent nets'
golden anchor
Its ok, sometimes the game decides it aint it
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What did he even do? Or was it so bad that it can't be said?
I could say it without getting nuked but I'm choosing to withhold that information
split ibex
Average pink name comment lmao
frosty herald
What did he even do? Or was it so bad that it can't be said?
was very mean to clad
plucky gate
ah
golden anchor
Dodge slide a net just to get punished in the recovery frames by another net lmao
frosty herald
lumi why are you out for blood today lmao
rocky nacelle
What did he even do? Or was it so bad that it can't be said?
he left cause it’s your fault
remote lark
lumi why are you out for blood today lmao
idiots in this chat
rocky nacelle
that’s all he said
storm crypt
Mobility increases dodge distance lmao ice cold take
I dodge trapper nets all the time with a thammer
plucky gate
damn, i scared him off...
storm crypt
It’s not that hard
remote lark
'um, mobility is an important stat, actually'
'it will help me dodge silent nets'
'what do you mean is till won't hear them coming? mobility increases my game sense, chud'
back to malice you go
split ibex
I dodge trapper nets all the time with a thammer
I do too. I'm saying that dumping mobility makes it harder to do so. It's not black or white, all or nothing
rocky nacelle
now we have someone else bitching about idiots but instead of a bald man it’s a furry
zealot chat in 2024
plucky gate
honestly my guess was he just posted something gross
split ibex
Taking one extra hit to kill a boss is meaningless, being able to dodge one extra net per mission is the difference between win or loss
remote lark
I do too. I'm saying that dumping mobility makes it harder to do so. It's not bl...
the reason mobi dump is bad is because killing faster -> less enemies in way -> easier to dodge things / less damage taken / etc
half of the 'defensive' aspect of this game is just killing things before they reach you
use this
median steeple
low rez og jumpscare
remote lark
rofl
split ibex
the reason mobi dump is bad is because killing faster -> less enemies in way -> ...
Glad you agree with me
golden anchor
Mobi dump never
remote lark
i dump damage actually because i'm just built like that
i want my enemies to die slowly
split ibex
Dumping mobility is literally the Reddit recommendation
storm crypt
Gotta go fast
golden anchor
Gotta go fast
median steeple
Dumping mobility is literally the Reddit recommendation
broken clock and all that
golden anchor
Thats all the reason i need
remote lark
halfdan, mobility and defense are the correct dump stats for literally every weapon in the game except flamer iirc
grizzled aspen
i want my enemies to die slowly
This is why you torture me, huh?
remote lark
kill things faster -> die less
stable cypress
60% is past the universal breakpoint for dodge count and it doesn't significantly improve dodge quality past that
remote lark
dodge more instead of killing things faster -> you take more damage and get swarmed
frosty herald
halfdan, mobility and defense are the correct dump stats for literally every wea...
not even
my flamer with 2 dodges has good mobility
golden anchor
Extra .05 mobility hitting like crack to run to the next high
remote lark
my flamer with 2 dodges has good mobility
median steeple
god dammit I need to install the more loadout slots
split ibex
halfdan, mobility and defense are the correct dump stats for literally every wea...
This is actually, unironically the Reddit take. It's absolutely not true for tons of weapons. Cleave targets, certain guns don't care about stability or collateral, etc.
remote lark
This is actually, unironically the Reddit take. It's absolutely not true for ton...
i'm talking about melee weapons
split ibex
Yes
split ibex
Dumping mobility on melee weapons is good sometimes, sometimes not
storm crypt
What weapons dump cleave targets
remote lark
🎙️
storm crypt
And other non mobility stats
split ibex
Every one that has cleave targets
remote lark
split ibex
It's mostly useless
remote lark
explain why it's useless halfdan
split ibex
But especially on evis
frosty herald
not a single weapon with 60 mobility loses a dodge because you have it as a dump stat
split ibex
DCs can take it but it really doesn't do much 60 to 80
frosty herald
at 60 mobility you have full dodges
remote lark
you're right, let me dump my damage distro stat on my cleave capped horizontal swinging weapon
nothing will go wrong
morons infest this chat
split ibex
Power swords obviously dump cleave targets
golden anchor
But at 80 you can go even faster
storm crypt
not a single weapon with 60 mobility loses a dodge because you have it as a dump...
Halfdan wants the dodge distance, not count, which is like
3-4% distance
From 60 to 80
golden anchor
Lol fuck dodge distance
remote lark
But at 80 you can go even faster
golden anchor
Need that sprint speed
frosty herald
please inspect your weapons on what stats actualy do
split ibex
Dodge distance and sprint speed matter. Dealing 10 damage to a 4th target does not matter
remote lark
halfdan argument is the same argument people (dont) make for why you mobility instead of reload on revolver
golden anchor
Cant argue with that lol
frosty herald
there are miniscule changes within that 20%
remote lark
'muh single percentage point'
it wont matter
cleave targets directly affects damage
frosty herald
LOL
storm crypt
Oh sweet so it’s even worse than I thought I was exaggerating
spare talon
if you want dodge distance, IJ is right there
golden anchor
If i dump mobility on a weapon im running laspistol or cowboy revolver
storm crypt
👍
golden anchor
So i can still zoom
split ibex
It really definitely does not matter on evicerators because the base cleave is humongous
spare talon
cleave damage capped
split ibex
It's damage capped not cleave capped
remote lark
you'll have hitmass issues
split ibex
evicerator is cleave capped....
Holy shit you literally misunderstood the mechanic
split ibex
That's amazing
remote lark
back when i first picked up the evicerator
at like
10 hours
and i instantly understood why your current take is garbage
i hope you're a new player
otherwise this isn't funny any more
split ibex
Incredible Dunning Krueger moment
median steeple
the life and joy sucked out
remote lark
"erm, dumping my cleave damage distro stat is good, actually, that 2% dodge distance will help me dodge """silent""" trapper nets" (i actually just play like i have a blindful on and earplugs in)
split ibex
This is really funny. Ice cold takes make my day
remote lark
i ctrl f'd you and instantly was met with you quoting and posting from reddit
im going back to my game
split ibex
evicerator is cleave capped....
You can take the L and go home now
Actually misunderstood the words people wrote. Amazing
storm crypt
What’s your opinion on martyrdom
pine steeple
"erm, dumping my cleave damage distro stat is good, actually, that 2% dodge dist...
My faith in the Emperor is my game sense
median steeple
remote lark
My faith in the Emperor is my game sense
stop, you'll scare halfdan away
game sense isn't real it can't hurt you
wary finch
Wonder where dan's other half is
If hes only half a dan
remote lark
i think his names a reference to a book character or the killroy meme
its tickling my brain
wary finch
Ah
remote lark
killroy was here
one of the first memes
🙏
@spare talon i can't find your yt
:(
epiccole has 0 results
split ibex
Wonder where dan's other half is
If hes only half a dan
You should meet Quarterdan. Now that guy's an asshole
wary finch
Crazy how I watched one vid of the new weapons and now my fyp was every youtuber here lmfao
remote lark
am i the only one who's not entirely excited for relic blade
i think its playstyle is really similar to the xv evis
but better
copper hawk
Gneep gnorp
remote lark
so real
median steeple
hello cica
remote lark
https://www.youtube.com/@EpicCole
ty
copper hawk
hello noobo
fleet zealot
twilit blade
Do we know if the relic swords finnese mod gives crit stats?
storm crypt
am i the only one who's not entirely excited for relic blade
I like swords
pine steeple
I'm hype for it but it's because of the drippiness of the weapon
copper hawk
Noophias Noob's Innoobster Noobdrome
twilit blade
Or is just a speed finesse stat
storm crypt
I hate chainswords
remote lark
Do we know if the relic swords finnese mod gives crit stats?
i know, but im not telling you
storm crypt
Simple as
wary finch
median steeple
peak monday matchmaking
fleet zealot
Do we know if the relic swords finnese mod gives crit stats?
Finesse mod score should always be attack speed, crit and weakspot damage
copper hawk
I hate the whirring every time you swing a chain weapon
I like it ,,
Chainsaw ,, sound coole
twilit blade
Finesse mod score should always be attack speed, crit and weakspot damage
Sick
copper hawk
storm crypt
now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go dump damage on all my weapons
So you can stack scourge!!!!!
:3
remote lark
:3
fleet zealot
I gazed over the new blessings
twilit blade
Relic should make an awesome weapon for my bulwark setup
storm crypt
Genius play
copper hawk
Oh noh,,
remote lark
i can't wait to test out 80 mobility 60 damage knife guys
copper hawk
The furries r commeownicating,,
remote lark
a redditor told me i'd never get netted again
fleet zealot
I think crit greatsword might be viable
remote lark
🙏
fleet zealot
If you can keep special charge up
wary finch
I hate the whirring every time you swing a chain weapon
thats a u problem bud
twilit blade
Its zealot so like
storm crypt
thats a u problem bud
It is
twilit blade
50% crit rate baseline or whatever it is
storm crypt
We do a lil bit of autism
remote lark
i don't like chainswords that much but they're so like
golden anchor
2 mobility evisc was a trip though, i miss my dragonslayer
remote lark
quintessential darktide
it's hard not to at least think they're cool
err
warhammer
rocky nacelle
The furries r commeownicating,,
twilit blade
no shred is kinda oof, but it having finesse means it should be fine for crit
fleet zealot
50% crit rate baseline or whatever it is
45 to 55 iirc
golden anchor
Poxbursters were actually unavoidable in melee lol
median steeple
HATE
wary finch
I love things that can rip and tear but not rip and tear more than doomguy's roidraged, hate filled muscles
median steeple
HATE
twilit blade
45 to 55 iirc
Close enough Ill take it lol
fleet zealot
Shred wouldn’t be needed if we have two crit talents that keeps powered mode active
fleet zealot
Close enough Ill take it lol
Depends on which piety path you take, if any
golden anchor
Pushing and dodging back didnt get you out of the aoe lul
remote lark
is there a hidden like "cleave cap" for pushing enemies
i've noticed in really thick hordes sometimes it just doesn't push everything that it needs to
or am i just getting darktided
fleet zealot
Damn yall yap a lot
wary finch
What is this shock maul
And why does it want me to shock darth maul?
fleet zealot
Bringing this back down
twilit blade
Depends on which piety path you take, if any
I have a silly tank setup that uses Stalwart for crazy amount of passive toughness that I think it should be fun on
remote lark
it was sent to everyone but you
fleet zealot
remote lark
frozen trench
I wanna autistically stim over blessings
fleet zealot
Bringing this down
fleet zealot
Like if you have cranial grounding and heatsink
Can you keep the charge state up indefinitely
fleet zealot
Or like heatsink plus energy transfer
copper hawk
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jcKwyg3unXwPsKpKJ?invite=c...
Noob down
opaque island
okay zealot chat, who do i play today? Kerillian is off the table already got her 35
copper hawk
frozen trench
I just wanna see if it stacks with bolt pistol lethal proximity
copper hawk
okay zealot chat, who do i play today? Kerillian is off the table already got he...
Zealot
remote lark
okay zealot chat, who do i play today? Kerillian is off the table already got he...
idk what that is so flaming bucket head man
frozen trench
okay zealot chat, who do i play today? Kerillian is off the table already got he...
Kruber and Saltz
copper hawk
Zealor
opaque island
idk what that is so flaming bucket head man
thats a girl
copper hawk
Zealot
frozen trench
Kruber got too much fun weapons
remote lark
you get the point
copper hawk
Play Zealot..
fleet zealot
I dont think lock out explosion would be worth
frozen trench
You missing out on executioner sword THWACK
remote lark
lock out explosion is counterintuitive because you don't want to reach lockout
fleet zealot
Depending on how weak the base sword will be
remote lark
cole said uncharged sword is mid
fleet zealot
Yea going off power sword, you want more charge
I think heatsink plus energy transfer
remote lark
i'm wondering if you can take rampage to not charge the sword when just horde clearing and save your charge for carapace enemies
or something in that line of thinking
fleet zealot
Just keep sword powered
fleet zealot
you're missing my point
Im not talking at you
remote lark
i'm going to kill and eat you
fleet zealot
i'm going to kill and eat you
Not if i do it first
wary finch
remote lark
median steeple
peak collab ( will forgot abou them when the T1000 comes out)
wary finch
i'm going to kill and eat you
Dewit
Kill and consume each other
It is the only way
remote lark
awau
spare crescent
what do you guys think of the new power greatsword
remote lark
scroll up
fleet zealot
Aeiou
remote lark
+y
fleet zealot
what do you guys think of the new power greatsword
Hasn’t been released so a lot of guess work
Cole said unpowered is mid
remote lark
Hasn’t been released so a lot of guess work
cole made videos showing him using it
spare crescent
theres been gameplay footage tbf
im split on the moveset but i think thatll change once its in my hands
misty nova
what do you guys think of the new power greatsword
It's a sword and great
median steeple
true
spare crescent
It's a sword and great
this is true
also zealot now has 4 2h melee, zealot nation how we feeling
frosty herald
remote lark
L
wary finch
also zealot now has 4 2h melee, zealot nation how we feeling
if only zealot nation was the fire nation
Then they'd be cool
median steeple
trying to do gloriana with randoms and a maelstrom was a bad idea
remote lark
i open reddit to get my early morning anger out
remote lark
median steeple
barreled instantly
fleet zealot
Hate
spare crescent
https://tenor.com/view/nanami-nanami-kento-nanami-beach-gif-419261357921649897
only good answer
plus havent played fixed thunder hammer
cant wait
fleet zealot
Let me tell you how much ive come to hate
median steeple
AM my beloved
placid fiber
Let me tell you how much ive come to hate
fleet zealot
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/frog-jumping-gif-23922460
placid fiber
neat tarantula hawk
remote lark
wow
remote lark
shitlords are coming out of the woodwork with the impending update
reddit is more of a cesspool than normal
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/frog-eating-mouth-gif-25224476
remote lark
remote lark
someone was shilling for this build because it's 'the most upvoted'
void bison
https://tenor.com/view/frogs-gif-7405055
remote lark
triple health curio zealot
fleet zealot
This thing must be good because it's popular !!!
That’s why mcdonalds has the best burgers
remote lark
This thing must be good because it's popular !!!
still thinking about the guy earlier who said mobi dump is bad
median steeple
"mayo style sauce"
remote lark
🥁
median steeple
eugh
remote lark
ctrl f'd him
instantly met with like 5 times he posted reddit threads
they're breaching containment!!!
hard nexus
still thinking about the guy earlier who said mobi dump is bad
who was it
fleet zealot
What’s ctrl f? Block?
remote lark
halfdan was here
pine steeple
Redditors are culled by the slightest amount of discomfort or challenge
We'll be fine
void bison
who was it
meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
median steeple
in more ways than one
remote lark
What’s ctrl f? Block?
searches their previous messages
hard nexus
meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heblo
void bison
it's been years since we spoke...
remote lark
he was saying mobi dump is bad on all weapons that you can dump cleave targets on
cleave targets is a damage distro stat
he got really butthurt that i let him know that he's fucking stupid
😔
such is the burden i carry
median steeple
calling stupid people stupid isn't a burden
median steeple
it's a privilege
royal vortex
shitlords are coming out of the woodwork with the impending update
such is the nature of all darktide updates
remote lark
"99% of my deaths are from silent trappers"
and i said more mobility wont make you not stupid / give you game sense
copper hawk
more proof that some fish are smarter than players
remote lark
'dodge distance tho'
copper hawk
incapable of pressing v and looking at it
also, how does dodge help if the trapper is silent
remote lark
- its 2% more dodge distance
- if its "silent" nets, it wont help anyway
- i dont think they're silent, i think you're just bad
fleet zealot
Dodge distance doesn’t help for trappers
pine steeple
dodge distance is for dueling swords
wary finch
instantly met with like 5 times he posted reddit threads
Wasnt this server birthed from the reddit? 
copper hawk
run maniacs on ur weapon !!
placid fiber
'dodge distance tho'
If silent trappers are what is getting him... how would dodge distance help? lol
remote lark
Wasnt this server birthed from the reddit? <:TauThink:871957404412166205>
we escaped
royal vortex
dodge distance does allow me to slide off the map quicker
fleet zealot
run maniacs on ur weapon !!
No run crit dmg weakspot dmg hammer
It works on all enemies
royal vortex
the real endgame darktide challenge
remote lark
If silent trappers are what is getting him... how would dodge distance help? lol
halfdan got real quiet after i pulled his prior posts and pointed out he came here from reddit
ask him yourself
void bison
dodge distance does allow me to slide off the map quicker
hello new member, welcome to the warhammer 40,000 darktide discord 🙂
wary finch
we escaped
Lunatics breaking free from the asylum
Tale as old as time
frosty herald
hello new member, welcome to the warhammer 40,000 darktide discord 🙂
hi there player that returned yesterday
void bison
hi there player that returned yesterday
I wasn't here yesterday
placid fiber
halfdan got real quiet after i pulled his prior posts and pointed out he came he...
I get the dodge distance thing(I don't agree with it, but, I get it)... but it's not dodging the nets that is getting him...
pine steeple
maybe more nursery than asylum
median steeple
everything he says is bait
median steeple
I REFUSE to believe any of it to be real
hard nexus
he was saying mobi dump is bad on all weapons that you can dump cleave targets o...
cleave targets is actually not a damage stat, but i do agree that dumping mobility is better in a vast majority of cases
remote lark
cleave targets is actually not a damage stat, but i do agree that dumping mobili...
to clarify i said 'damage distro'
which is still important
median steeple
Carp when do you get off of work
remote lark
even on xv evis
hard nexus
to clarify i said 'damage distro'
it’s not a damage distribution stat
remote lark
it’s not a damage distribution stat
hard nexus
it doesn’t effect damage distribution at all
remote lark
meow
lusty turtle
dodge distance does allow me to slide off the map quicker
your special skill
hard nexus
lmfao
royal vortex
this person believed the inspect screen
remote lark
i’ve tested it
wdym
royal vortex
the fish claims another victim
hard nexus
fatshark lied to me
say it ain’t so
royal vortex
it doesn't change the distribution of damage or stagger on cleave targets
it just adds more cleave value to the weapon
hard nexus
cleave damage does change it
pine steeple
fatshark lied to me
you mean to tell me the statlines are poorly explained AND wrong?
remote lark
FATSHARKKKKK
pine steeple
In this economy?!
hard nexus
mental coral
Eh isn’t cleave damage dumpstat on dsword
Tho tbh I don’t feel a difference with either cleave or mobility dump stat
remote lark
Eh isn’t cleave damage dumpstat on dsword
i hope u stub ur toe
just for saying that out loud
royal vortex
i would not dump it because it's unarmored adm and i hate dreg gunners
median steeple
Eh isn’t cleave damage dumpstat on dsword
fleet zealot
Isn’t chaxe cleave damage but no cleave targets?
placid fiber
that number displayed is the hitmass
Why are you guys hitting mass instead of enemies?
remote lark
you guys dump cleave damage because you're bad
i dump cleave damage because i want my enemies to die slowly
mental coral
I also don’t run TWBS with my ds4 builds 
hard nexus
i would not dump it because it's unarmored adm and i hate dreg gunners
real!
remote lark
we are not the same
hard nexus
Isn’t chaxe cleave damage but no cleave targets?
probably
fleet zealot
Some mod scores are different based on other mod scores on the weapon
copper hawk
i just got skill issued
hard nexus
I also don’t run TWBS with my ds4 builds <:whatthefuck_heresy:104972444420723916...
ur literally derpy
copper hawk
i suck as this game
hard nexus
what happened
copper hawk
i hate bulwarks !!
hard nexus
oh
median steeple
washed sadly
hard nexus
real !
hard nexus
washed sadly
ur washed
royal vortex
@coarse birch died to bulwarks like 3 times in a row
copper hawk
it was first part of gloriana and two bulwarks prevented me from killing anything
delicate shadow
make sure to wash urselves
royal vortex
so long as ur doing better than him that's something
copper hawk
then i got cornered and couldn't move around them
remote lark
i found a really really cool new tech
copper hawk
and was incinerated
hard nexus
washed sadly
do i need to post that clip of you missing 2 shots on a trapper then forgetting to dodge
copper hawk
by a flamer
royal vortex
and it wasn't like "bulwark put him in a corner and he died"
remote lark
with 0 hassle
copper hawk
hate hate HATE bulwarks
royal vortex
the bulwark 1v1'd him
remote lark
90% of the time
median steeple
do i need to post that clip of you missing 2 shots on a trapper then forgetting ...
maybe
hard nexus
with 0 hassle
shooting them?
remote lark
no
coarse birch
<@1117340723692445746> died to bulwarks like 3 times in a row
i hate y ou
hard nexus
what
misty nova
placid fiber
Ah yes... tabs... exactly what I typed...
copper hawk
it takes like one bolter mage to kill one
royal vortex
i hate y ou
lmfao
remote lark
so the way you deal with bulwarks painlessly 90% of the time is running away and letting your random teammates suffer
fleet zealot
Ah yes... tabs... exactly what I typed...
Right is a mood ngl
copper hawk
if you don't have like a chain sword or soemthing you have to widdle them away
coarse birch
i had like a week long phase of dying to bulwarks idk what it was
and then it went away
hard nexus
so the way you deal with bulwarks painlessly 90% of the time is running away and...
real
coarse birch
havent died to one since
copper hawk
and if you block their 450 ms shield bash it takes all ur stamina regardless of where it was
void bison
Ah yes... tabs... exactly what I typed...
copper hawk
ugh,,
median steeple
all this sliding talk reminds me of when cole dodged off the map and the game didn't save him with a hang
modern lintel
do we know what time havoks supposed to drop tomorrow
fleet zealot
Watching a zealot struggling against a bulwark and then i see he has a dclaw
hard nexus
all this sliding talk reminds me of when cole dodged off the map and the game di...
that was very funny
he just
median steeple
hard nexus
disappeared off the cliff
royal vortex
all this sliding talk reminds me of when cole dodged off the map and the game di...
@coarse birch post the secret ogryn movetech
placid fiber
Meanwhile... if you accidentally put a w instead of an o...
median steeple
do we know what time havoks supposed to drop tomorrow
4-11am
misty mason
I just found out I probably have to be in the office tomorrow so I can't sneak in any havoc mode
median steeple
I think?
delicate shadow
says the discord mod
hygeine is important!
placid fiber
make sure to wash urselves
With or without liquid?
misty mason
hygeine is important!
Confused nurgle noises
delicate shadow
With or without liquid?
water and soap at an absolute minimum
placid fiber
water and soap at an absolute minimum
Hot or cold?
copper hawk
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iqEoiOFFaTPz_LklT?invite=c...
memoriez..
median steeple
cica
modern lintel
sand bath
remote lark
wait
median steeple
do you wanna play
remote lark
that reminds me
royal vortex
can't shower. it'd get rid of the natural protective layer that shields me from the haters
pine steeple
laspistol mastered
median steeple
that's how you're supposed to wash chinchillas
coarse birch
<@1117340723692445746> post the secret ogryn movetech
pine steeple
I will now never touch it again
modern lintel
theirs also like spray on dry shampoo i dont trust it but
median steeple
you give em like a dust like substance
royal vortex
thank you
void bison
can't shower. it'd get rid of the natural protective layer that shields me from ...
You can escape the haters outside your shell, but you can't escape the hate within
delicate shadow
can't shower. it'd get rid of the natural protective layer that shields me from ...
that's what moisteuriser is for
remote lark
can you explain what im looking at
royal vortex
that's what moisteuriser is for
placid fiber
can't shower. it'd get rid of the natural protective layer that shields me from ...
Cheese?
delicate shadow
aquino post full pfp
ur already looking at it, yeah
remote lark
we need to put aquino and jeffery in a room and make them fight to the death for the title of zealot chat mod
lusty turtle
incan theres something in the rules that says i can ban him for that one right? josho deserves it i swear
median steeple
but u haz 2 PING me
here's my ping
remote lark
incan theres something in the rules that says i can ban him for that one right? ...
we'll all pretend we didn't see
royal vortex
incan theres something in the rules that says i can ban him for that one right? ...
you are the embodiment of the haters it protects me from
delicate shadow
incan theres something in the rules that says i can ban him for that one right? ...
sadly he's got a protective layer, the ban would slide right off
misty mason
Josho has deserved a ban since day 1
royal vortex
lmfao
lusty turtle
this is tragic
misty mason
Probably before it tbh
remote lark
Josho has deserved a ban since day 1
isn't today day 1
royal vortex
today is like day 600 something
remote lark
aquino and jeffery are my two favorite mods
now that i've said that
let me ban him myself
pweez
median steeple
Lumi for mod
sullen forge
delicate shadow
let me ban him myself
u now have ban privs
misty mason
This is skele slander
remote lark
sullen forge
LMAO
south folio
no, let me do it
placid fiber
today is like day 600 something
Wouldn't it be over 700 since it's been close to 2 years since the game was released?
misty mason
Oh skele is jeffery
royal vortex
Wouldn't it be over 700 since it's been close to 2 years since the game was rele...
who knows
misty mason
Did Stan do this to you
south folio
i'm glad that jeffrey is also being misspelt
lusty turtle
he wants me to change again
mental coral
Anyways im here to advocate that dueling sword builds don’t need TWBS. That is all
royal vortex
i'm glad that jeffrey is also being misspelt
he is that that
south folio
be quiet
fleet zealot
I deserve a ban
royal vortex
no
fleet zealot
If anyone
placid fiber
who knows
well... there are 365 days in a year... so 2 years would be 350 x 2 + 30 which is 730 days...
median steeple
fleet zealot
Im a toxic elitist
misty mason
I've been calling Stan Stangky and he doesn't like it
delicate shadow
Stan's actually gotten my name right for the past like 3 months but I haven't adjusted
misty mason
So I have continued
red mesa
"reading data from disc" "communicating with fatshark backend" what are these new loading screens haha
not noticed them before
royal vortex
i deserve a ban for telling that guy 111111 isn't a good build
red mesa
havent played in a couple weeks
royal vortex
(and i also deserve death. he made that pretty clear)
void bison
(and i also deserve death. he made that pretty clear)
fair
misty mason
You deserve a ban for being a degenerate
north sedge
in stan the containment zone my name is onjecutont women
fleet zealot
Actually it’s cause i’ve accidentally posted inappropriate gay women
remote lark
Anyways im here to advocate that dueling sword builds don’t need TWBS. That is a...
twbs argument is bell curve
"you need twbs because getting staggered is scary"
"you don't need twbs because you just need to dodge, lol"
"you need twbs because getting staggered is scary"
placid fiber
You deserve a ban for being a degenerate
What about if he became a regenerate?
royal vortex
Stan: The Containment Zone
north sedge
i will not elaborate on how
fleet zealot
And had to speed delete them
misty mason
That would be fine
median steeple
i deserve a ban for telling that guy 111111 isn't a good build
Ancient ass reference
delicate shadow
why is this new guy talking like he's been here since the start???? excuse me???
royal vortex
why is this new guy talking like he's been here since the start???? excuse me???
i killed and ate multiple former members of this discord. it was the most unpleasant experience of my life
south folio
why is this new guy talking like he's been here since the start???? excuse me???
he's got that ogryn in him
coarse birch
can we ban josho
south folio
see i was right
placid fiber
why is this new guy talking like he's been here since the start???? excuse me???
idk, these new people are getting more and more delusional by the hour
coarse birch
he bullied me
delicate shadow
But mods should be thankful
I missed it and thus am not thankful
remote lark
why is this new guy talking like he's been here since the start???? excuse me???
thats just josho
delicate shadow
wow he moves fast
remote lark
hes an scp
royal vortex
i dont remember it being that high
fleet zealot
I missed it and thus am not thankful
Cant you pull up deleted messages whenever xd
royal vortex
it was like low 120k last time i checked
mental coral
twbs argument is bell curve
"you need twbs because getting staggered is scary"
...
Eh just don’t get staggered duh
remote lark
its actulaly 220k serverwide
delicate shadow
Cant you pull up deleted messages whenever xd
I have the ability but I lack the capacity
misty mason
Josho confirmed to have vored lazorr
remote lark
Eh just don’t get staggered duh
center of bell curve
south folio
the other 50k are in ogryn chat
fleet zealot
My fuckin teammate in dnd
royal vortex
that number gets cut in half if you made me type like a human being
remote lark
you are forever... average
delicate shadow
I'm a lazy af mod
fleet zealot
Insulted/joked with my sea elf
placid fiber
He has almost 3x as many as me
royal vortex
literally me
remote lark
ya'll
misty nova
can you explain what im looking at
The numbers inside () are cleave values
They are matching your picture
mental coral
you are forever... average
I mean if I’m average then where the fuck are the teammates who carry me
remote lark
post your first ever message
delicate shadow
do sea elves count as sea food?
lusty turtle
that number gets cut in half if you made me type like a human being
josho self report as not human 
fleet zealot
do sea elves count as sea food?
Do humans count as land cattle?
royal vortex
josho self report as not human <:AmeliaNoted:1174942961159635036>
if u evaluated me based on typing style i would be a crab
placid fiber
Do humans count as land cattle?
Only on mondays
royal vortex
there was once a time where crab had more messages than me because hes the only man capable of pressing enter more than i am
remote lark
The numbers inside () are cleave values
They are matching your picture
so i was correct then
delicate shadow
Do humans count as land cattle?
from 9-5 yes
lusty turtle
if u evaluated me based on typing style i would be a crab
the noises you make are more avian in nature
royal vortex
and then he died
void bison
did you eat him
misty mason
I still wonder if Stan even plays this game or if he just emerges from the primordial mist and upsets everyone with his concoctions
royal vortex
the war cry is a tradition passed down amongst my family
royal vortex
did you eat him
no
remote lark
wait a minute
remote lark
i know how we can collectively decide who zealot chats mod is
incan, skeleton
whats your favorite weapon + its blessings
remote lark
you're being judged
median steeple
darktides VCs are a dangerous area when it isn't a full 4/4
fleet zealot
But i think para hates me cause reasons and hrup and i have mutual disagreement
delicate shadow
incan, skeleton
whats your favorite weapon + its blessings
crusher, hammerblow+skullcrusher
median steeple
had some creatures join and just sit there waiting
remote lark
okay so aquino wins
misty mason
All answers buy thammer are incorrect
remote lark
lets kill and eat skeleton
royal vortex
darktides VCs are a dangerous area when it isn't a full 4/4
u get some weird fellas
fleet zealot
crusher, hammerblow+skullcrusher
No slaughter
misty nova
so i was correct then
They are only cleave values
Not cleave damage
fleet zealot
😔
delicate shadow
I REFUSE to acknowledge crusher getting more damage blessings
royal vortex
i impressed an eastern european man who talked like his parents were sleeping in the other room with my knife gameplay
remote lark
They are only cleave values
Not cleave damage
are there bps for cleaving hordes or is it entirely useless then
royal vortex
that was my crowning darktide achievement
fleet zealot
I REFUSE to acknowledge crusher getting more damage blessings
Dw a surprising amount have
mental coral
post your first ever message
placid fiber
I REFUSE to acknowledge crusher getting more damage blessings
They aren't damage blessings, they're stagger blessings worded badly smh my head
fleet zealot
I still see skullcrusher hammerblow smauls cause they read crusher used that
misty mason
Josho trying to impress sleeping men is a very josho thing to do
remote lark
it took 8 messages for me to someone to ask me if i was a furry when i first joined the server
void bison
misty mason
Well are you
wary finch
i impressed an eastern european man who talked like his parents were sleeping in...
Could be worse
You could have dealt with somebody who has a pancake fetish and said hot every time someone said something about dying to a crusher
delicate shadow
placid fiber
<a:rranebattal:1085345750210334800>
north sedge
I REFUSE to acknowledge crusher getting more damage blessings
oh it's getting old slaughterer now?
misty mason
I wonder if yog frogged more or if ferret guy has ferreted more
remote lark
@lusty turtle
without looking, what channel do you think has the most occurences of the word "boysmell"
vet chat or zealot chat
median steeple
lusty turtle
incan, skeleton
whats your favorite weapon + its blessings
i honestly don't know, maybe mk XII lasgun with DA OS
delicate shadow
oh it's getting old slaughterer now?
it got slaught in an earlier update
void bison
I wonder if yog frogged more or if ferret guy has ferreted more
i probably would have frogged more if i did not enter liminal states of nonexistence
remote lark
median steeple
thank god
lusty turtle
<@94406045148917760>
without looking, what channel do you think has the most oc...
zealot chat probably, its the one thats used that kinda stuff for longer
misty mason
Obviously zealot
void bison
awful
mental coral
Why is everyone here in this server from 2 years ago. We need some fresh blood or something
delicate shadow
LOL
sullen forge
LMAO
median steeple
damn
plush estuary
sullen forge
OF COURSE
fleet zealot
Why is everyone here in this server from 2 years ago. We need some fresh blood o...
Fresh blood gets eaten alive
plush estuary
am i supposed to be here
delicate shadow
idk are u
mental coral
Fresh blood gets eaten alive
Well yes that’s the point
plucky sparrow
bro stop deserting from your post go kill heretics
misty mason
This is the least surprising thing
remote lark
am i supposed to be here
purgatory
royal vortex
Why is everyone here in this server from 2 years ago. We need some fresh blood o...
my hitmen work overtime to keep them out
lusty turtle
void bison
how did your hype pay off
vapid hollow
so I decided to give a Zealot a try... what weapons should I be looking for? IN what party roles do Zealots do well? if I am expecting to quickplay on my own more often than grouping with friends what role should I be focusing on first?
plucky sparrow
Why is everyone here in this server from 2 years ago. We need some fresh blood o...
im new-ish
placid fiber
130/136 are from zealot chat
Meanwhile zealot is losing the femboy war
silver rover
lusty turtle
130/136 are from zealot chat
ye zealot chat is prob the most moderated class chat
mental coral
Is it? Over general chat?
fleet zealot
ye zealot chat is prob the most moderated class chat
General and ogryn?
stable cypress
At least after the great ogryn purge
void bison
delicate shadow
gen chat gets the unfair advantage of being the go to for bots
fleet zealot
Or has ogryn settled