zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

Gale is getting thirst trapped in vr chat before it ever happens.

[sullen forge]

you have to literally shake me back and forth

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/marder-ferret-cute-spin-wiesel-gif-18385357

[remote lark]

^

[grizzled aspen]

Gale will either be extremely disappointed in his vr headset purchase or become a rampant horndog for vrchat with Lumii, there is no in between.

[sullen forge]

Welp

[grizzled aspen]

For once, I am praying someone is disappointed.

[sullen forge]

We'll see 🚬

Im using it for H3 anyways

I want to shoot old era weapons in VR

[grizzled aspen]

Based but my point remains.

[modern lintel]

nothing evil about this

[fleet zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex9AXcYR_a0 ferret happy noise

[sullen forge]

I forgot they did that

this things are actual aliens

not real

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway I must sleep, been awake for 22 hours.

IN MY REAL BED FOR NORMAL PEOPLE

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/the-meme-when-the-gif-21470450

[grizzled aspen]

LOOKING AT YOU, @remote lark

FREAK

[remote lark]

Awrf

[light badge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483194808588828672/1172408413527998484/livegunner.gif

[merry flume]

lumis vr room

[modern lintel]

likely

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

Frogcast you need to go to bed

[light badge]

Why am I getting less stutters on 5.0 lod than 0.5

Wtf lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Stan you need to mind your damn business.

[remote lark]

Render queue magic

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[hushed knoll]

I'm jut trying to help you

[clever swan]

possible that at .5 your cpu was able to stretch its legs to its limit but with 5 your gpu was the one holding stuff back so it's less likely to stutter

[light badge]

explain in drunk terms

[grizzled aspen]

You are afraid of getting arthritis from tacos, you physically couldn't help if you tried.

[grizzled aspen]

Load order different, is magic.

You stopped drinking your chaser before your liquor.

[light badge]

ah

[light badge]

actually insane how much sense this makes now

[grizzled aspen]

Well I drink a lot more than I'm supposed to so...

[hushed knoll]

That's not true

[sullen forge]

@grizzled aspen Explain in COD Zombies terms

[obsidian prairie]

I love beating both a smyker and a level 388 exemplar ds4 zealot

[sinful widget]

Braaaiiinnnnsssssss

[obsidian prairie]

Crack

[grizzled aspen]

You were getting the wonder weapon parts in the wrong order before and this time you did it right.

[sinful widget]

Ds users are never good players

[sullen forge]

this makes like 80% sense

LMAO

But I get what you're saying

[grizzled aspen]

I dont know how else to explain it.

Like in cod zombies terms.

[sullen forge]

Usually parts for a wonder weapon aren't gated in a certain order is the issue

but I get what you meant

[grizzled aspen]

There is still an optimal path for grabbing them, though.

Which is the angle I was looking at it from.

[merry flume]

explain it in tibia terms

[clever swan]

explain it in anime waifu terms

[grizzled aspen]

You're chummier with Lumii than I am, have him explain it to you.

😤

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[clever swan]

what about anime husbando terms then

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[clever swan]

https://tenor.com/view/nekopara-azuki-angry-gif-22603053

[hard nexus]

@sullen forge going the long path on liberty falls to get to the box

[grizzled aspen]

You missed the chat getting violently gay earlier.

[hard nexus]

wha

what happened

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[remote lark]

hehe
.

[sullen forge]

The furteenth reason why

[hard nexus]

furteenth

explode.

[full nebula]

[grizzled aspen]

I have created a new term.

[sullen forge]

Lumii being a catalyst

[remote lark]

mee :3

[grizzled aspen]

One to rival girlstink and boysmell.

I present to you, furstench.

[ornate bone]

no

[sullen forge]

@remote lark 🫵

[merry flume]

its more like my chillness is too powerful for his slut aura to effect me too much

[sullen forge]

I- fucking hate that I instantly recognized your PFP

@ornate bone

[grizzled aspen]

Now I am off to kms after saying that for like the third time tonight.

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

[hard nexus]

frown

[grizzled aspen]

I've already commented on it, I recognized it immediately.

[ornate bone]

gooner mindset

y'all are the ones recognizing it, I just googled "jolly shark"

[sullen forge]

Look its called finding Shark furries extremely cool

[grizzled aspen]

If you saw the things I've seen, you would recognize that character at the drop of a hat, too.

[sullen forge]

Boil

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not apologizing.

[ornate bone]

I only care about being jolly

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-jerma-slay-christmas-sparkle-on-gif-27261428

[sullen forge]

This shark is SO Jolly!

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-alarm-festive-soyjak-wojak-christmas-gif-15139154506434105001

[hard nexus]

what character

[ornate bone]

another gooner

[hard nexus]

wha

what are u talkin about

[ornate bone]

🫵

[sullen forge]

Dont you fucking dare do that

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[sullen forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1288701442122846322.gif?quality=lossless&name=Biruta&size=128

[grizzled aspen]

Pornography.

[hard nexus]

huh

[hard nexus]

i figured

but like

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autism-creature-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-26771176

[hard nexus]

the shark?

the hair?

???

[modern lintel]

gooner bait

[grizzled aspen]

The shark is an nsfw model.

[clever swan]

pornography of a shark wtf

[sullen forge]

Thank you for changing it

[grizzled aspen]

Just trust me on this, I know what it is.

[hard nexus]

who's pfp was it

[sullen forge]

Its extreme gooner bait 🚬

[ornate bone]

idk

[merry flume]

me when i get really high and watch how it's made

[grizzled aspen]

@ornate bone

[ornate bone]

what

who pinged me

this is not jolly behaviour

[rocky nacelle]

about to get really high and idk play zombies or something

[hard nexus]

thats a porn model???

[sullen forge]

Bro what in the fuck is happening

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[ornate bone]

it's a jolly model

[hard nexus]

how the fuck

did you guys

recognize that

holy fucking gooners

[grizzled aspen]

I have seen many things I wish I could unsee, Meow.

[modern lintel]

gooner know gooner

[zealous mesa]

3d model

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-the-jerma985-dollhouse-that-yoinky-sploinky-dance-gif-1100649377889568604

[zealous mesa]

furry

[sullen forge]

Popular furries are damn near unavoidable

[zealous mesa]

its porn

its really not hard

[merry flume]

because every up and coming sfm porn artist uses that godawful model i hate it 😭

[sullen forge]

^^^

[hard nexus]

i literally cannot recognize that

like

i dont see it

[ornate bone]

she v cute when used correctly

[copper hawk]

Uh oh

[hard nexus]

what MODEL!?!??!?

[grizzled aspen]

You can literally see the top of the left breast, how can you not?

[hard nexus]

I DONT

[ornate bone]

a lot of it is wacky deviantart sfm tho

[grizzled aspen]

It's an anthro shark nsfw model.

[copper hawk]

CAPS LOCK

[grizzled aspen]

Like I'm sorry, but that's what it is.

[ornate bone]

it's just muscle

[copper hawk]

Oh ur gooning

[ornate bone]

she v sttronge

[copper hawk]

That's what's goin on here

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not.

[ornate bone]

no, I'm jolly

[grizzled aspen]

^ this guy is.

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-voices-jolly-christmas-gif-5774532700081404887

[copper hawk]

:<

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-saturation-gif-18319744679221066679

[grizzled aspen]

You don't see me with an nsfw shark pfp, do ya?

[ornate bone]

I don't see you being jolly

[grizzled aspen]

Right, quite the opposite, actually.

I fucking hate Christmas.

[ornate bone]

how unjollyful of you

[copper hawk]

Meeee

[ornate bone]

bitch ass

[hard nexus]

anyway

u all are fucking gooners

for being able to recognize it

[sullen forge]

Guys- I think im hating being a shark now :(((

[ornate bone]

no

yes

[copper hawk]

Yerp

[grizzled aspen]

It wasn't by choice.

[sullen forge]

^

[modern lintel]

foul sea creature

[grizzled aspen]

This is why furries get a lot of flak, they make shit like that.

[copper hawk]

They're all gooners

[grizzled aspen]

Just nasty stuff that nobody wants to see.

[copper hawk]

Furries want 2 see it

[grizzled aspen]

Well, yeah, they're the ones that made it.

[copper hawk]

Wait

[sullen forge]

No shit

[copper hawk]

Arent u a furry ?

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-friend-who-like-anything-gif-17239045688991704977

[copper hawk]

Friendly fire will not be tolerated !

[grizzled aspen]

Fucking no?

[hard nexus]

ive seen your frogsona

[modern lintel]

the mark of the beast

[grizzled aspen]

You are full of shit.

There is no such thing.

[copper hawk]

The snark of the yeast

[hard nexus]

frogsona

frogboy

[copper hawk]

Frogling

[ornate bone]

christmas haters beware, I'll mail pipe bombs to your Minecraft house

[grizzled aspen]

This is slander.

I am being slandered.

@ wardens

[grand tangle]

suffer

[ornate bone]

struggle

[grizzled aspen]

I do not deserve to suffer like this...

[modern lintel]

repent

[copper hawk]

Snoredens

[storm crypt]

guys.... wheres our relic blade.....

[sullen forge]

never via

I hate to say it

[hard nexus]

just 2 days away

[storm crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227055103295492157/1310105345258950708/ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[grizzled aspen]

This one deserves slander, though.

[storm crypt]

HEY

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-believe-guys-christmas-one-week-until-christmas-im-so-thriled-about-this-information-christmas-christmas-meme-gif-24202287

[storm crypt]

WHAT DID I DO

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[sullen forge]

Explode immediately

[hard nexus]

matt pat is going to love this one

[ornate bone]

bro pulled the big guns

[grizzled aspen]

I am joking.

The jonkler, even.

[ornate bone]

I am not

[sullen forge]

You bear the mark, you were cursed! you must place your hand upon the stone

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[storm crypt]

I think matpat will enjoy disecting this relic blade move by move 👀

[copper hawk]

Oh cool

Im off for the update

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not.

Sadness.

[sullen forge]

Posts furry art
I believe @grizzled aspen is going to enjoy this 👀

[modern lintel]

likely

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[grizzled aspen]

You are what drives me to drink.

[ornate bone]

I'm gonna join on an alt account to get image perms and post the full image

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-giggle-anime-happy-gif-17180898

PLEASE matpat PLEASE !!!

[grizzled aspen]

I will slay you.

[ornate bone]

HOT?

[grizzled aspen]

??????

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-eijivision-gif-6073182353830757804

[spare talon]

i think this is one of the saddest and most disappointing images on the internet

[ornate bone]

bro got utterly FUCKED

holy shit I'd disconnect too

[sullen forge]

The fuck do you mean Cole its peak

[grizzled aspen]

What is even the context.

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[sullen forge]

they made it was either a video

[hard nexus]

theyre equally pathetic

[sullen forge]

or like

a game

OH YEAH

LMAO

[copper hawk]

Oh man there's more

[fleet zealot]

LMAo

[copper hawk]

[north sedge]

First round first match, he quit before it started

[fleet zealot]

literally the meme

[sullen forge]

@north sedge You're proud of that win aren't you LMAO

[ornate bone]

isn't LTG on like super low health

[copper hawk]

Low Health God

[spare talon]

supposedly hello neighbor was an actually good game with an interesting system on how the ai of the neighbor learned from your habits, so it was directly countering you and you had to keep changing up your methods
but it went down the "my game is now known cuz matpat made a video about us once so the game is now all about the lore to appease matpat" route

[ornate bone]

DAMN

SLAIN

[north sedge]

Nah it was just funny

[ornate bone]

I heard Hello Neighbour was a game that got affected by bloat

[copper hawk]

I thought it was like a buggy mess

[spare talon]

so the game just
became garbage for the sake of "more lore" for game theory

[sterile basalt]

Yes

[north sedge]

Yea but like, stick it out for one match at least

[ornate bone]

That it had an interesting premise, but then started straying too much from it with each update, until it became just a mess

[storm crypt]

the game also completely changed iirc

[spare talon]

well it was still in development iirc
but the idea of the enemy ai actively learning your methods was just
cool

like actually a good premise

[copper hawk]

Yah

[storm crypt]

it became extremely linear and the gimmick of "neighbor learns from you" was scrapped

[spare talon]

for a video game

[ornate bone]

Neighbour Isolation

[spare talon]

then the video game was changed to exist for game theory

[storm crypt]

...but that's just a theory!

[copper hawk]

Hello Neighbor's ai was scrapped so STALKER 2s A-Life 2.0 could be chummed..

[storm crypt]

a GAME theory!

[copper hawk]

Pour one out for unfulfilled ai promises..

[spare talon]

id say that game was probably one of the significant landmarks in the death of actual good indie horror games

[sullen forge]

THANKS FOR WATCHING

[ornate bone]

ngl I don't even know who in the actual goddamn flying shitfuck this Mattison Pattinson gentleman is

[storm crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/matpat-scott-cawton-scott-cawton-door-close-matpat-door-matpat-door-close-gif-15665196425757698968

[spare talon]

uncanny valley

[ornate bone]

also I think I'll dark some tides nr

rn

[copper hawk]

Do u guys fuck w this

[ornate bone]

or maybe after I update the mods I neglected

[copper hawk]

[copper hawk]

mr beast face

[spare talon]

is this japanese dub homer

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge are you gaming rn or no?

[grizzled aspen]

Can't sleep and thought about darking the tide.

[sullen forge]

no

[storm crypt]

korean, limbus company

[ornate bone]

me munchin on who

accuse yourself

[grizzled aspen]

Damn.

[spare talon]

ah
korean homer

[copper hawk]

Limbus company..

https://tenor.com/view/don-quixote-limbus-company-lunacy-yummers-i-dont-even-know-who-made-this-gif-lol-gif-9760368900251971120

[ornate bone]

the alligator and the homo meeting each other

[spare talon]

i have never see anything from limbus company/lobotomy corp other than the most 12 year old tiktokcore memes from people who only play gacha games

[elfin steppe]

Do we have an ETA for the patch?

[obsidian prairie]

Crazy how I actually have money when I don't blow it on a new weapon every 5 minutes

[grizzled aspen]

Me looking at m&b bannerlord...

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle

[spare talon]

#general-chat message

[lunar fable]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[ornate bone]

bro could get some lung cancer on that laugh and turn into scooby doo real quick

[lunar fable]

why is it an actual game now

[sullen forge]

yeah I fw it

[grizzled aspen]

I dont.

[elfin steppe]

Thanks.

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus do u fw it

[misty mason]

Goku is an ace hero how dare you

[hard nexus]

i saw that earlier

slop

!

[copper hawk]

Slop is good

[ornate bone]

ok now I actually will dark that tide

[copper hawk]

It's what's keeping me

Go ing

[rocky nacelle]

lame

[ornate bone]

nvm game crashed

[rocky nacelle]

should just abuse nicotine and alcohol

like everyone else

[rocky nacelle]

loser

🙄

[copper hawk]

This might be my new fav image

[lunar fable]

i felt like poop after drinking yesterday

[rocky nacelle]

i hate it why do you have baby joker

👶

[lunar fable]

but i drank less than i did on wednesday

[copper hawk]

Mmm slop

[rocky nacelle]

frog if he was chinese

[copper hawk]

LMFAOOOOO

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ritz-balls-tonic-chud-gif-10166682899603672147

[ornate bone]

Oh, maybe Vortex is shitting the bed because I changed the game's directory

[sullen forge]

The east has fallen

[grizzled aspen]

Dude...

[copper hawk]

Would you play this with me

[pale spindle]

the unholy trinity

[ornate bone]

it seems it requires a lot of moovement

[sullen forge]

Yeah make sure to cover me though

[rocky nacelle]

this isnt roblox

[grizzled aspen]

I have received my Christmas present from my sister early.

Due to my issues with water intake, I usually drink other things with lots of ice, yeah?

[ornate bone]

I thought you weren't jolly

[grizzled aspen]

She got me an ice machine that makes sonic ice.

[grizzled aspen]

I hate Christmas.

It is over monetized and corporations prey upon consumers at this time of year.

[sullen forge]

Okay grinch

[grand tangle]

So you hate a good thing because bad people take advantage of it?

[sullen forge]

Mods, laugh at this grinch

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-ltg-tie-him-up-gif-11927923657429006938

[pale spindle]

nah they are right, the holiday was originally an important seasonal representation of the winter solstice for pagan religions in Europe

the church then replaced it with Christ's birthday in order to pacify and assimilate them

later it became a commercial plant by mega companies during the industrial revolution to spike sales

[ornate bone]

anti-jolly propaganda

[brazen umbra]

Update drops what time

[spare talon]

#general-chat message

[copper hawk]

Never

No update

[grizzled aspen]

The winter solstice and the birth of Christ are wonderful things, but modern Christmas makes me depressed as hell.

[copper hawk]

CEO of Wholesome Cows

U will starve

[grizzled aspen]

So yes, I hate Christmas.

[copper hawk]

No powersword for you

[ancient brook]

If a holiday being political in origin excludes it from being jolly, we'll never laugh again!

[copper hawk]

I havent celebrated with Christmas with my family for some time now

Go Army!

[ancient brook]

Christmas rules. Thanks Christianity! Thanks pagans!

[rocky nacelle]

go farmy

🧑‍🌾

[grizzled aspen]

I feel like I'm on the Cica diet now.

[rocky nacelle]

frog went 2 seconds without eating and thinking hes dying

[copper hawk]

Ur not

[grizzled aspen]

I'm eating plain fucking noodles rn.

[copper hawk]

Didnt u eat like turbo fastfood yesterday or tue day before

Oh ur eating

Not my diet

[rocky nacelle]

literally

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

No I ate a subway sandwich.

[copper hawk]

My appetite is totally gone

[pale spindle]

nobody knows when Christ was born, they just replaced the most important holiday of the pagans to the most important symbol in Christianity

[rocky nacelle]

he said he was fucking up a sugway sangwich

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah.

But like.

[copper hawk]

Sangwich

[rocky nacelle]

I know

[grand tangle]

Sugway?????

[grizzled aspen]

Plain noodles are...

[ornate bone]

ok NOW I can dark these tides

[rocky nacelle]

I just wont tell you

[grand tangle]

What way they suggin

[rocky nacelle]

the sangwich

[ornate bone]

nvm crashed again

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/subway-sandwich-funny-sandiwich-funny-subway-3d-subway-sandwich-gurgerburger-animation-gif-23079640

[grizzled aspen]

It doesn't matter, both the winter solstice and the birth of Christ are wonderful things. That's the point I'm getting at.

The monetization of Christmas is the thing that makes me hate it so much.

Also, most Christmas music fucking sucks.

[pale spindle]

the point im making is the original "intention" of chirstmas was lost a long time ago

[grizzled aspen]

Unbelievably annoying slop I am forced to listen to every year.

[grand tangle]

2nd most important. His death and resurrection is always #1

That's why despite corporate attempts, Easter is still the more religious holiday of the two overall. Less secularization

[pale spindle]

but yeah, most holidays are just marketing schemes now, their meaning has been buried by the commodification of culture itself 😔

[rocky nacelle]

christmas music you say?

@merry flume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBe_xUGJNS0

real christmas music

[grand tangle]

Commodification of culture is not just a corporate thing, most people are complicit in it

[pale spindle]

holidays I see as having much more significance to today's world is like juneteenth, freedom day, May 1st

[copper hawk]

Plain noodles

Ploodles

[pale spindle]

gimmie

[copper hawk]

None for you

[pale spindle]

😭

[grizzled aspen]

Gonna be real, those plain noodles were kinda gas.

[modern lintel]

i always just get pizza sub on flat bread at subway so just giant hotpocket

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI_FNrczzQ

jammer

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-fist-pump-when-jam-comes-on-gif-11693652

[obsidian prairie]

It would be alright if it wasn't the same 15 songs for 1.5 months every single year

no additions

[pale spindle]

nah sorry, thee GOAT of xmas songs is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGh60qt7ulM

[ornate bone]

ok NOW I can actually dark these tides

[grizzled aspen]

I would just prefer sitting in my chair, watching the snow fall, and sipping hot cocoa.

[rocky nacelle]

frank sinatra christmas music

is still goated

idc

[modern lintel]

https://youtu.be/94Ye-3C1FC8?si=cwgayBVDVzfzvCCL

my fav Christmas song unironicly

[grand tangle]

Sell your local appalachian art on etsy to people in asia, post a local vermontian recipe online and someone across the world loves it and makes it all the time, post a political view only truly relevant in your small county and people in other nations get mad

Comodification of culture is everyone's fault and it honestly isn't even that bad of a thing, so long as people remember and are proud of where they come from

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-celebrating-celebrate-dancing-exciting-gif-19391385

[grizzled aspen]

That's the thing, most people don't remember.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-guy-getting-launched-rocket-chair-funny-black-or-white-gif-25023117

[grizzled aspen]

And it is for this reason that I hate holidays unabashedly.

[ornate bone]

it's a rectangle tho

[pale spindle]

i dont know where you are going with this but I dont get it

[grand tangle]

Me neither tbh

[honest burrow]

Is there am in-depth guide for all things Zealot like all the other classes have?

[grand tangle]

Username

[pale spindle]

i would look up: "Gramsci Hegemony" if you want to understand what "culture" is

[grand tangle]

Culture is a bit too vague to have a proper definition

[pale spindle]

sigh

nvm

[grizzled aspen]

No.

We are the guide.

Ask your questions.

[pale spindle]

back to the brainrot

[grand tangle]

Gimme the quick run down

[pale spindle]

nah whenever I talk about philosophy it always becomes a lane switch to the person I am talking to

just go back to the zealot shitposting

[ornate bone]

lmao they still haven't fixed the random FPS drop after opening the loadout window

thanks fatshark

[grand tangle]

I'm inebriated enough for either tbh

[ornate bone]

I like bideohuego

[pale spindle]

also I have a migraine

also i think it against the rules

[delicate shadow]

culture is extremely easy to understand

culture, is a method of multiplying microbial organisms by letting them reproduce in predetermined culture medium under controlled laboratory conditions. Microbial cultures are foundational and basic diagnostic methods used as research tools in molecular biology.

[pale spindle]

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/wow-oh-oh-snap-shocked-amazed-gif-5534481

[pale spindle]

when the microbiologist sees a dust mite for the first time:

[grizzled aspen]

When the microbiologist first learns of the tiny bears:

(I believe they are called "tardigrades")

[elfin steppe]

I like this shirt.

[pale spindle]

the aura of a water bear dabbing is beyond words

[fleet zealot]

got the gohan

https://tenor.com/view/lr-teq-kid-gohan-piccolo-tide-turning-super-power-wild-rush-blaster-full-power-masenko-planet-namek-saga-gif-4223666559525781768

[copper hawk]

@rocky nacelle @frosty herald

[fleet zealot]

why am I ebing @ 'd to others

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-int-kid-gohan-gohan-great-ape-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-gif-15225396440104266750

why did he go from good hair while training with diccolo

[fleet zealot]

hag posting (loud)

[rocky nacelle]

to having the worst bowl cut ive ever seen

on planet namek

[copper hawk]

Hag posting

[grand tangle]

I hate vtubers

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/hag-snow-white-witch-demoted-to-hag-ugly-witch-gif-16886810

[copper hawk]

What's that mean

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/houshou-marine-gif-22867134

my favorite hag vtuber

[rocky nacelle]

none of those words are in the bible

[fleet zealot]

idk, my def is, and favorite is very likely

[hard nexus]

u thief

[urban timber]

Question, for the “just a flesh wound” penance, do people here help out or is that not a thing? New here and i read it can only be done in private matches

[copper hawk]

I love the video

It is ouppy

[grand tangle]

🗿

[copper hawk]

I must share far and wide

[fleet zealot]

so like

[fleet zealot]

half the words were in the bible

[copper hawk]

I felt like gloop for a few days

And it made me happy :3

I am grateful

[hard nexus]

:3

[copper hawk]

So i must share

[hard nexus]

i have a mouth and i must smile

[modern lintel]

i dont believe in words

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[copper hawk]

It is

Frowning

[hard nexus]

why so frownful

flip that frown 90 degrees

[grand tangle]

Uhh

[clever swan]

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[copper hawk]

.n.

.I.

[hard nexus]

it’d be like

if it’s

[hard nexus]

:(

then

[copper hawk]

.c.

[hard nexus]

idk

i give up

[spare talon]

this is what cica looks like irl

[rocky nacelle]

TOOT TOOT

☁️

nukes a whole room

I fucking love coconut head

[spare talon]

why is this a quite from the show

[rocky nacelle]

oh wait no im thinking of the asian kid

[spare talon]

this is literally cica irl

[rocky nacelle]

the asian kid was toot toot

and he'd nuke rooms

coconut head was just coconut head

[spare talon]

the fact that he just

never is actually named

[rocky nacelle]

yep

[spare talon]

the wiki (which is hilarious that theres a wiki for it) says

and i quote

His foes are Billy Loomer and his partners.

[rocky nacelle]

fuck Billy

[spare talon]

why are you calling a middle school bully something as fantastical as a foe

when youre talking about fucking

coconut head

[rocky nacelle]

His arch nemesis

Billy loomer

[ornate bone]

wikis are always wacky

some of them have superpower sections that feel like someone stretching the limit of which human trait can be legally considered a superpower

[rocky nacelle]

@merry flume https://open.spotify.com/track/4SFOy2WeOGKfc8NdIZTSww?si=QJTjQuWMQSyzQJgvDsm7pw

[ornate bone]

they'll pick "he's intelligent" and stretch it to 26 buzzwords about how unique the character's intelligence is

[rocky nacelle]

#1 smoke song of all time 4 me

space beat

[merry flume]

the fortnite concert thing was pretty cool yesterday

[ornate bone]

He can do math? Nah brother, HE'S CAPABLE OF DOING COMPLEX CALCULATIONS

PERFORMING, EVEN

When I open a fridge door, I want wikis singing praise at how I was AN ADEPT AT UNLOCKING THE INNER SIDE OF THE COOLING MACHINERY

[wary finch]

What a fucking
Trip down memory lane this pic just sent me on

Ned's declassified was ahead of its time

[rocky nacelle]

50 degrees

crisp smoking weather

[elfin steppe]

I just realized why the Horde can approach you much faster than before. They can literally spawn from a random wall or on the ground.

[ornate bone]

bro looks like a sarcophagus

[ornate bone]

it was what the youngsters nowadays call Cinema

[grizzled aspen]

I have a clip of that one torrent map on the bridge where an entire gang of crushers and maulers spawned behind the team in front of me without coming out of a spawn location.

They just appeared there.

[opaque island]

who do i play as tonight zealot chat?

[obsidian prairie]

GK

[delicate shadow]

any kruber

[obsidian prairie]

Also

[opaque island]

Grail Knight Got it

[obsidian prairie]

Make some damn bot loadouts

[frozen crystal]

GK may fav

[opaque island]

im never the host, and im hardly ever getting bot teamates

[obsidian prairie]

I have a bot loadout for everyone but sienna

[clever swan]

psyker

[elfin steppe]

I'm pretty sure the AI director's most used brain dead strategy is to spawn a bunch of enemies in a small tunnel and sandwich you.

[grizzled aspen]

Nope, most used braindead strategy for it is to spawn a burster right as you swing at a door and explode you.

Or for it to just go "oops all bursters" and spawn 5 in a row from the same door.

[elfin steppe]

I'd rather it explode immediately

[drowsy steppe]

SoTT if youre cool

[elfin steppe]

Rather than you push it back, he stands up and comes to you again.

Drives me nuts every time.

[drowsy steppe]

hmm labor of love for Darktide 🤔

[copper hawk]

Absolutely not

[modern lintel]

mayb next year

[elfin steppe]

It is still a huge improvement compared to 2023.

Last year the number of active players dropped to 2000.

[rocky nacelle]

labor of fart

snart tide

[ornate bone]

shart tide

vibing

[frozen crystal]

It was low enough where I would do quickplays and keep pairing with the same people. Effectively I was always in a premade lol

[drowsy steppe]

gosh I remember it was lower than that

[rocky nacelle]

@merry flume https://open.spotify.com/track/6VvhtZPsz4HDvDV3v8uAsY?si=8ca0f77baa2947c9

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-zen-focus-walkman-earbuds-gif-12972884

[merry flume]

crossfade and going to bed at a decent time

https://tenor.com/view/excited-peter-griffin-dancing-party-happy-gif-21542450

[drowsy steppe]

shart mentioned

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-bg3-baldur's-gate-3-half-elf-bg3-half-elf-gif-5741223784401494412

[ornate bone]

how

chat is this real

chat is this true

[full nebula]

Knife of a vet from one of my games earlier

[atomic fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/axe-jump-viking-axe-jump-jump-in-lake-jump-into-frozen-lake-man-with-axe-gif-3631186440519726072

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

I fucking hate burgles

[atomic fjord]

Low level zealot go crazy

[spare talon]

KILL BURGLES WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

[elfin steppe]

Imagine the if the relic blade deals less damage than the dueling sword.

[spare talon]

if it did more damage, we'd have some serious fuckin problems

[elfin steppe]

It would be quite underwhelming and I would probably wait for another patch.

[spare talon]

it isnt underwhelming

youre just comparing it to the most impossibly overpowered thing to date, which is very much going to be nerfed in the future

[full nebula]

is it rampage that changed on the evis for the better?

[elfin steppe]

Judging from the mechanism. Relic blade is the hardest melee weapon to use for zealot, so there must be something to justify it.

[haughty haven]

i doubt it tbh

powercreep is real

[elfin steppe]

Especially for Havoc, I can see the heat lock will make your life miserable, if it can't deal incredible damage people will throw it away like THammer.

[sullen forge]

Im pretty sure the fucking charge mechanic is literally meant for Armor and Carapace

like the Normal PS

[elfin steppe]

Not to mention there aren't many people who use the THammer even after the buff.

[sullen forge]

Its kinda just to assist with Carapace being in a horde

[elfin steppe]

That's a valid point.

[frosty herald]

You do know that cole has playtested the sword right

[elfin steppe]

I have thought about that but you can already do that with other weapons, a little bit harder but definitely achievable.

[elfin steppe]

I didn't know, but now I'm just more disappointed.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-dragon-ball-serious-videl-green-gi-gif-4085509826425294602

[ornate bone]

epic dragonball character

gugu liberato

[elfin steppe]

Because I can probably outdamage the relic blade with Evi.

[spare talon]

[lunar fable]

[frosty herald]

(This is a cope)

[royal vortex]

i was anointed as a playtester and i can confirm that ||i can't say anything or they'll set off the bomb||

[ornate bone]

you're a new player, you can't playtest

silence, leaf

[royal vortex]

im wearing a new player's skin

[ornate bone]

wow ok actually kinda dope

is it as elastic as those "if you stretch a person's lungs on a tennis court" memes

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-diaper-full-gif-14844433

[royal vortex]

i don't comprehend the reference so i can only give you an extremely confident "maybe"

[spare talon]

iirc you can give opinions on things that are already announced and clarifications on announced things
any information that isnt strictly opinion based from public knowledge isnt ok

[royal vortex]

i just wanted to be unhelpful

[spare talon]

like that havoc has negative modifiers, as that was in the devblog
but what the modifiers are?
idk the blog never said so how would i know

[wary finch]

Are the throwing knives hitscan or do you need to arc those fuckers?

Forget, been a while since i tried to "snipe" something with them

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

[opal solar]

I'm just excited to get a zealot two hander that isn't chainsaw related. And hope the trend continues.

[royal vortex]

they are proper projectiles with an arc

[spare talon]

a slight arc, mostly noticable if aiming for longer distances

[royal vortex]

yeah

what this loser said

[wary finch]

Noted

[spare talon]

rude

[modern lintel]

the bomb is temporary the knowledge is 4ever

[opal solar]

I had an idea for at least a blessing, where after the charge expends the sword stays heated and deals fire damage until it recharges.

[spare talon]

the arc and hitbox of the knives are generous enough to where you can just aim for the top of their head if theyre semi-near and itll hit

[royal vortex]

snipers get killed by tknives even to the body so u dont actually have to hit the head

which makes hitting them at longer distances much easier than most targets

[spare talon]

ok but whats the point of running tknives if every hit isnt to the head

[vast basin]

nurgle blessed snipers be like:

[royal vortex]

bleed from boltpistol puncture

of course

[spare talon]

you have to get those tknife snipe clips for your mlg montage

[north sedge]

As someone who isn't a playtester and knows jack shit I can confirm that some weapons will do less dmg than the relic blade and some will do more, fucked up situation really

[royal vortex]

nostradamus

[modern lintel]

bold statement

[royal vortex]

ive heard the relic blade is longer than some of the other melees

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973

[north sedge]

It's no demon blade though

[spare talon]

ive heard
that it deals damage

[royal vortex]

lmao

[north sedge]

Holy shit breaking nda

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1148583910691836006/JMYS0W5RDOL7U41RPH.gif

[modern lintel]

hadron seize his scrotum

[ornate bone]

same

[ornate bone]

by shrimply breaking nda

https://tenor.com/view/clash-of-clans-hog-rider-minecraft-pig-hog-gif-18667885

[wary finch]

https://tenor.com/view/manlet-speech-bubble-bobcat-gif-25293164

[elfin steppe]

It's ok

I can always go back to Evi.

If it sucks I just don't use it.

[north sedge]

No it will do less or maybe more dmg, it will be obsolete

[ornate bone]

I predict that huhhuhu uh the hhhyuhh

The new weapons will do more or less damage than the current ones

And go on the same slots

And have the same perk selection

"Sterling how do you know"

I JUST DO OK

[modern lintel]

their will for sure atleast be weapons in the update i think

[full nebula]

They should make every weapon do the same flat damage so you never have to nerf or powercreep

[ornate bone]

But how would it work with attack speed

[full nebula]

Same thing

[ornate bone]

Real

[full nebula]

Make the knife swing at hammer speed

[ornate bone]

But how would it work with melee range

Actually, does melee have different ranges?

[full nebula]

Make all melees the same reach as knife

And all swing speed hammer speed

[ornate bone]

I do know it's bigger than it appears in first person

[full nebula]

And they should all do the same damage

Even on crit it should do the same damage

[ornate bone]

Ok true true, but what about the moveset huh

huh

I think your idea is incomplete

We need to scrap it entirely

[full nebula]

Make all weapons horizontal clears

That's it

No overheads

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-fire-reflected-on-the-glass-on-his-head-gif-6450860921322291023

[full nebula]

[elfin steppe]

Powercreep sucks

I guess that's why people got mad with Arrowhead for keeping nerfing the weapons.

[full nebula]

Exactly, make every new weapon the same flat damage so it's always balanced

[elfin steppe]

It's hard to balance the weapons when you make the game just spam spawning.

[grand tangle]

You know, aiming and dodging and blocking with all the fighting and buttons to press can overwhelm some players, how about we just make it so you press and hold spacebar and the game does all that for you

[elfin steppe]

Essentially only a few weapons could keep up with the clears, so here we are, everybody spam the damn dueling sword.

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-war-war-gif-22599146

[grand tangle]

I hope they nerf every weapon except autopistol

[full nebula]

New shredder meta when

[gray ice]

when they remember and dig it up from behind the shed

in time

[grand tangle]

Maybe we might get a 2nd shredder mark but I kinda doubt it

We did for revolver tho

[full nebula]

Nah make headhunter autos the new meta, they need their time to shine

[elfin steppe]

The damage is too low for maniacs.

[frosty herald]

If the cranial parasite is a mutator on havoc then headhunter has a good use

[frozen glen]

the new modifiers are too hard and the weapons suck im a playtester btw

[elfin steppe]

I think I've seen that one.

[frosty herald]

You have

[elfin steppe]

At this point I really don't know if people are joking or if they are real testers.

[frosty herald]

But its the same as the infested mutators

[wary finch]

Mmm good song for a zealot run

https://open.spotify.com/track/0RE8h2lcC5dG3qVueMQ5Qo?si=TCy0pT2yT0O8-Amd_d84fA

...pparently its a clean version
Still good aong regardlesa

[fierce prawn]

what are the best Heavy Evis perks for charge Zelot build?

[acoustic dune]

Ey ey mewers

[copper hawk]

Which evis

[acoustic dune]

Mogging

Is it gyatt?

[fierce prawn]

TIgeus

[copper hawk]

XV is flak carapace

Dump is cleave targets (ill explain in a sec)

Blessings are

[fierce prawn]

rly??

[copper hawk]

Non negotiable: rampage

[copper hawk]

Yah

[acoustic dune]

Compare to the rizz skibidi phantom tax that mewing?

[copper hawk]

It's a quirk of the XV

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge POV: you are about to die.

[copper hawk]

Wait, is tig the iii or the xv

[fierce prawn]

xv

[copper hawk]

Kk yah

Rampage is a requirement for it

[misty mason]

Tfw you clutch and no one says anything

[copper hawk]

The other blessing is up to you

For charge zealot, I suggest bloodthirsty

There's a trick with chastise unique to any chain weapon:

To do maximum damage with your charge with a chain weapon, rev up the weapon and latch onto an enemy

As you're shredding then charge

This makes it so the last huge tick of damage at the end gets the benefits of the charge's buffs

That being 100% armor pen, damage, and a guarantees crit

If you charge then latch, the first tick of damage gets this and you're left with a very angry still alive Crusher

[fierce prawn]

zamn so it can one tap crusher if you do it right?

[copper hawk]

This is why bloodthirsty is a good choice; you do this chastise trick and then you can rev attack another amorered enemy, say a crusher, and kill them without needing to charge again

Since BT guarantees a crit after a kill with the rev attack

[copper hawk]

Yep yep

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus she's asleep, but she's writing a guide on the evis; ping her, she doesn't bite

She runs exclusively evis for the most part

She mostly uses the III

[fierce prawn]

perhance i will later on

thank you so much!

[copper hawk]

Yah np

Cleave targets is the dump cuz the xv has this fatshark nerf applied to it

It can only damage 4 enemies per swing

If you dump cleave targets you'll still hit those 4 targets regardless, but you lose like 1 hitmass from cleave targets

Which isnt much at all

Cleave targets doesn't affect cleave damage distribution either

[distant yoke]

Is Mk3 better than mk15 for Evis?

[copper hawk]

Imo yah

[distant yoke]

Or is it just preference

[copper hawk]

And in meow's opinion

The XV has its places, like CIVI

(Scab only mostly melee)

The evises kinda suck though

They're super power crept and have really low damage on their attacks

And inverted damage profiles

But they're fun

They're a relic weapon on the forgotten class

[distant yoke]

Yeah I used to use Evis but lately discovered the mindless fun of Taxes and swapped to that

Even though they can't one shot stuff

[copper hawk]

I like the car in ur pfp btw ,, vry adorable,,

[distant yoke]

They're just really fucking fast and let me keep FOTF up all the time

[distant yoke]

[copper hawk]

Tortoiseshell cats r pawesome,,

[marble dagger]

I want to use them for horde mulching but even regular chainswords seem better at that

[copper hawk]

The chord actually is the best horde clear in the game

The mg13 is

With wrath and shred

It's due to a unique propety

Wrath is a weird talent, but it increases the cleave more than sav sweep or ramp and more consistently (on hit)

And shred due to this next bit

With the chainswords, if they crit, they apply the maximum finesse (crit) damage to every enemy hit with that attack (so, first target + cleaved targets)

This crit damage has no fall off per cleaved target

So you're doing hellish amounts of damage to all sorts of shit

With the flat light attacks of the chord mg13 you hit all kinds of shit just light spamming into a horse

You can get the cleave ramped up to the point u cleave whole walls of ragers

I run book build for fun in auric maels, lemme grab a good clip of this

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSDGVwSZZDg0tev-s/spok?invite=cr-MSxvVEIsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

Mulch a rager pack ez pz

Book

U can see me proc Punishment to full stacks in like 3 swings cuz of wrath

(3 targets cleaved gives u increased impact, 5 stacks gives u twbs [uninterruptible])

[autumn vector]

might try this with book

Been using FotF so long

Not a huge shroudfielder

maybe I can keep my randos alive with this

[jagged cradle]

Oh that’s my cat

[acoustic dune]

wheres the cat pic?

[jagged cradle]

You don’t deserve it ?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hyper-realistic-hyper-realistic-cell-hyper-realistic-perfect-cell-gif-1635843172149104674

let me see them jhon

[autumn vector]

lies cat pictures must be shared

[copper hawk]

Do u wanna steal my build

[autumn vector]

I can see a lot of it from your buffs but if you want to link it that would be good to

[golden rain]

Both marks are Tigrus, FYI.

[copper hawk]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d875eba-172e-42c3-8ff3-da7e9a67dcc5/my-guilty-chord-13-pleasure

This is the i dont run twbs cuz im quirky build

Here's what i run as well

Stallie is up to yoy

I just like it for stacking stupid amounts of tdr w book

[dusky moon]

any idea witch one is causing crashes rn? i cant load in and dont know what one is messed up since the update. i just did a fresh install tho

[copper hawk]

Did u download uh

The new dml that dropped a few days ago

[vague depot]

What’s stallie

[copper hawk]

Stalwart

Left side piety

[dusky moon]

didnt know there was a new one

[vague depot]

Ah ok

Why 2 hp 1 toughness

[copper hawk]

@dusky moon yah mods work BUT

[vague depot]

Is it because book just restores it all

[copper hawk]

U have auto mod loader

Download DML and then re-download the NEW auto mod loader

And overwrite AFTER you install the new dml update

So order of march is install new dml ---> install auto-mod and mount it ---> patch for mods again (run .bat file)

[wary finch]

build instead of.meme in this context

[autumn vector]

Tbh might give me and excuse to use bolt pistol

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Troo

[dusky moon]

i think im just gonna go without mods. i hate the hastle of redoing everything again

[autumn vector]

so ty

[copper hawk]

I use it cuz no uh

Tknives

If u run tknives run w/e

[hearty nebula]

car fast

[copper hawk]

A body shot w maniacs + punc on a trapper means they die in one shot

Which is why i use it

[copper hawk]

Np

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-wink-star-gif-18409591457678133586

[rocky nacelle]

😳

[wary finch]

I need to finish Signalis
Will do it when my new laptop gets here

[jagged cradle]

What are you yapping about today cica?

[autumn vector]

I see cat link

I link cat

[fierce prawn]

oop

[acoustic dune]

dats a big cat

[opal solar]

400 more penance points until I get the chest piece to finish my fashion. 600 to complete the frame and insignia fashion.

But what to do to get all that...

Just play I guess.

[lone matrix]

that would be bad to wield

[clever swan]

the perhaps easiest penance points are from getting martyr skulls. though not all are equally easy they can get you 10 penance points in a single mission + an additional 20 when you finish all the area's skulls

[quick tulip]

I love my hammer, it makes cultist ogryn’s insides go soup, much fun time

[autumn vector]

We try put him diet but... he go next door eat other cat food. Then he started eating hunting things. It didn't work. So we just buy him better food now and hope for the best.

hes 18.9 pounds which is pretty hefty for a cat on last vet visit

[acoustic dune]

You saying he hunt thing on his own?

[autumn vector]

Vet says hes not the worst cat hes ever seen weight wise, he is just a big cat

yea

rabbits,

[acoustic dune]

Dude

Those might be muscle

[autumn vector]

Some of it yea

but he chubby to kind

of

he fast tho

[acoustic dune]

He got that weight lifter look

You need to make him have kids man

[autumn vector]

Hes had a few, we gave them to a few friends and such no sell. No like sell cats.

[acoustic dune]

Adoption yes yes?

[autumn vector]

Yea, through the local humane society or social media

they went quickly for kittys

vet adpoted one

he still runs around the local office

[acoustic dune]

Pbecareful it might affect the rabbit population

[autumn vector]

they're pretty calm cats

naw i live in nebraska, rabbit population is up

everyting that isn't a coyote tbh

funny, farmers hate coyotes

big die

[acoustic dune]

Fair

You should a cat den

That is like a lion den

[autumn vector]

Him and his brother are it for a while

his brother is older by a few years

he has lost weight recently tho

[acoustic dune]

I wanna try rabbit stew someday

[autumn vector]

its good. Tbh sounds weird but uh

I like squirel more than rabbit but ppl get upset with that

squirels around here get pretty large tho

[acoustic dune]

There's a thing as squirrel stew?

[autumn vector]

oh yea

[acoustic dune]

And they say asian have exotic food

[modern lintel]

if its move it can be a stew

[autumn vector]

This

[modern lintel]

i could even turn gnome knify into a stew

[autumn vector]

Ive had elk stew before

that was different

good tho

[acoustic dune]

Starfish stew?

[autumn vector]

that might might be more a chowder?

seafood soup is generally chowder

[modern lintel]

seafood stew usually more akin to a gumbo

[autumn vector]

or that

[modern lintel]

atleast imo

[autumn vector]

pends

up north they do lots of chowders

but down south where my father is from, gumbo it is

[modern lintel]

i only know of clam chowder

[autumn vector]

Squirrel boo dan was the most intersting thing I've had in a while

Thats probably not how you spell that

Boudin?

Whatever its good

[modern lintel]

like a sausage right

[autumn vector]

yea

basically sasusge with rice and other veggies in the sausage

[modern lintel]

i absolutely love duck almost as much as i do beef love burgers but steaks honestly id prefer a med rare duck breast to a steak

[autumn vector]

sometimes just brown rice

I haven't had a lot of duck tbh, but what I have had I liked

US is weird so many places you can only get like

Beef, chicken, pork

Much better stuff out there

I would bet most people would absolutely love deer meat if they got the opportunity to eat it

[modern lintel]

lot of venison here

[autumn vector]

In texas I got to try some venison products that were pretty great

pork/vension sausage was interesting

[modern lintel]

i like it its imo a more gamey but less fatty version of beef buffalo meats very similar just even more gamey

[autumn vector]

I liked buffalo to, very dense, can be a bit dry it seems but

overall ive enjoyed it every time i've tried it

[jagged cradle]

I miss my grub already

[modern lintel]

iv had venison every way you can imagine pretty much only ever ground buffalo in a burger tho

[plush estuary]

Blessing on knife?

[modern lintel]

also had alligator its nothing great

[autumn vector]

its ok tbh, its gotta be fresh