zealot-class

[copper hawk]

All that matters is your total dodges

[ivory drift]

I found thunderous to be more effective on karsolas

[copper hawk]

60% will never put you below max dodges

[jagged cradle]

Yeah?

[south grove]

was the dump stat wrong?

I forgot

[jagged cradle]

I hate it personally

[copper hawk]

And for most weapons mobility isnt what determines your dodge cap

[jagged cradle]

It’s all over the place

[spare talon]

but you have access to the same direct overhead as the other two

[south grove]

ahhh

forgot

sorry

[copper hawk]

Whoever told u that isnt right

[ivory drift]

plus not confined to the charge time of thrust so heavy faster, so 20% toughness per heavy faster is another reason

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-pvz-gw-peashooter-gangnam-style-wtf-a-peashooter-doing-da-gangam-gif-21302193

[copper hawk]

Wtf.

Tin u should know better

[south grove]

I should

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Awesome name

[misty nova]

Do be hitting those moves though

[flat iris]

maybe best stat distribute i got rn is:
dmg-80
def-74
shred-74
mob-72
pene-80
for chainaxe

[spare talon]

what is the current braced toughness regen rate for ogryn again

[south grove]

I am currently living on 1 hour of sleep and 3g of caffiene in my system

[jagged cradle]

:(

[sullen forge]

Unfunniest mfers

istg

[copper hawk]

Low pen

Low shred

[south grove]

Life support is off

[copper hawk]

Oof

[plush estuary]

these?

[misty nova]

5% ?
The talent yeah

[jagged cradle]

I know you dummy!

[copper hawk]

That's fine

So long as like

None of the important stats are below like 70%

[spare talon]

ok was just verifying something

[copper hawk]

Except mobility

Dmg Pen n Shred are the important stats

Defences I think is the dodge cap determiner on the chaxe, if it even has one

So keep that above like 55%

If u cant roll a god roll yet

Ideal spread is 80 on all except mobility

Mob or Defences can be ur dump interchangeably

[spare talon]

FNP with this goes so crazy btw
i basically never play gunlugger but i was using it yesterday and i literally could just stand in place and shoot things

[spare talon]

idk why it didnt reply to this when i selected it thx discord

[flat iris]

roger!

[misty nova]

With the extra 20 TDR when braced?

[spare talon]

i didnt have that actually

[spare talon]

i had something similar to this

[ivory drift]

I've never played gunlugger

[light badge]

I blind myself on H1

it's so ass

@sullen forge

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-see-anything-cant-see-lookinbg-around-its-dark-gif-14482939

[broken walrus]

wait, thats hilarious

Pay to lose

[merry flume]

same

[violet hornet]

that's okay you are already blind

[grizzled aspen]

My game is lagging far too much to even function and I don't know why.

[violet hornet]

Power di?

[grizzled aspen]

No just horrid desync.

Pretty sure we queued on NA East.

[violet hornet]

Ahh that sucks, could be DNS or server related

[grizzled aspen]

Unless @light badge didn't queue NA East.

[violet hornet]

Or just shit internet

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jc4gCsw3vAWSwDB6o?invite=cr-MSxFOXYsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@light badge

[jagged cradle]

@sullen forge @light badge I’m gonna go I’m pretty eepy ggs

[sullen forge]

Alright

[light badge]

ggs

[jagged cradle]

Yeah my nose was killing me

Mostly because of hahn

[sullen forge]

HISG

you hate me

[sterile stone]

The real end game

Mutants glitching you through walls

[spare talon]

yesterday i had 2 identical bosses spawn at the exact same time

twice, at the exact same part of the map

[sterile stone]

Is that not normal?

I've had that happen a few times

[spare talon]

not with normal bosses

like natural boss spawn gates

[vague depot]

Sorry quick question for computer people is 16 gb ram good

[robust oak]

not really

opt for 32

[south folio]

16 is fine depending on your use case
though in my case, I would grab for 32 gb at the minimum

[light badge]

lol

[obsidian prairie]

The only way I can think that would happen is a duplicate signal cause by desync but isn’t all of that handled server side (spawns and whatnot)

[spare talon]

are you really the voice on what you should use for pc specs lmao

[south folio]

if this is for a desktop, you can just buy some ram later if you deem it necessary

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[south folio]

i am the LAW

[copper hawk]

I love the male va as much as the female for fanatic

[spare talon]

arco playing darktide on a 5 year old raspberry pi

[copper hawk]

AAAAAAaaand the trapper .. FALLS

[south folio]

4 year old

[obsidian prairie]

I forget if I play agitator or judge consistently

I just don’t remember the names

[copper hawk]

Snark irl

[grizzled aspen]

How to they refer to the Emperor?

Do they say "The Benificent Emperor" or "The Master"?

[obsidian prairie]

I think it’s the master

[grizzled aspen]

Then you play Agitator.

[copper hawk]

Wait fanatic is the scottish one right

[obsidian prairie]

Alright

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[copper hawk]

Kk

[obsidian prairie]

I can never get the names through my head

[elfin thorn]

how is the toughness regen prop for curios?

[obsidian prairie]

I play fem agitator because nobody else does, fem loose cannon because I hate the other 2, fem seer because nobody else does and she’s played by Hedda’s va, and bodyguard because I forget to change it

[obsidian prairie]

Not very good

Ogryns will solicit it but the circumstances are different for them, but it only enhances coherency regen

A flat value

Which turns off in melee

[twin wagon]

gunner res

[obsidian prairie]

5% tough, gunner res, Stam regen

Every class

Every curio

(For me)

[spare talon]

thats what i run on vet and zealot on all curios

[obsidian prairie]

Gunners have learned I am not to be fucked with

And beam me anyway

But

Uhhh

Point is lost from my head

[elfin thorn]

what's with their circumstance?

[obsidian prairie]

Idk

Something to do with ogryn being big or some shit

No idea

[spare talon]

they can make it actually substantial via talents in the tree

that aret typically taken for most builds bc of pathing

[hard nexus]

schrodingers typo

does he mean aren’t typically? are typically?

[spare talon]

are

[hard nexus]

who knows…

we’ll never know

….

such a mystery,,,

[elfin thorn]

and stam regen is awesome for blocking when reviving to get it back up quicker? and so u can sprint and do mobility crap sooner right?

[spare talon]

you realize schrodingers cat is in a state that is neither one or the other right

[elfin thorn]

a mystinkerino one might say

[spare talon]

so its not a typo at all

[elfin thorn]

schrodinger's schrodinger

[obsidian prairie]

It’s bcr and Stam eff in one package

[light badge]

@sullen forge that Alecto guy

backseated all game

[obsidian prairie]

But I run it because everything else is mid and I like sprinting

[light badge]

and has a whopping 300 melee damage

yikers

[south grove]

schodinger's meow's talent tree

[grizzled aspen]

God I remember how much I hated doing the naked and unloved title.

[hard nexus]

yeah, because your typo it was impossible to tell if it was one or the other until i observed it (you told me)

i have a phd in physics

don’t test me on this.

[grizzled aspen]

Mistral just took me 16 minutes to complete because the fucking chaff kept grabbing me.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-snarl-girlwolf-shewolf-gif-9942770988235712676

[sullen forge]

I wasn't paying attention

what

[obsidian prairie]

Thought you were referring to ASS before the second message

[hard nexus]

mistral ?

what game

[grizzled aspen]

No I'm referring to naked and unloved, beat mgr on hard with no upgrades.

[hard nexus]

ah

right

now i remember

i knew the name

[grizzled aspen]

The chaff are the hard part.

This is the first title you have to do to 100% a save file.

If I take any hp, focus, or weapon upgrades, or buy an auxiliary weapon, the run is invalidated.

Can't even take the ones you can find, either.

[south grove]

frog

[grizzled aspen]

I can buy moves for my sword, though!

[south grove]

lemme torture you in 76

[grizzled aspen]

It's installing.

But yes anyway this title is a pain in my ass.

I wonder how many times it will take me to beat Sam.

@south grove If I first try Sam can I throw bricks at you?

[misty nova]

Netted while invisible

[south grove]

I can give you nukes to throw at me

[misty nova]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[grizzled aspen]

Based.

[hard nexus]

getting that achievement it only took me 2 tries

[grizzled aspen]

What, beating Sam?

[hard nexus]

yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Sam is really easy if you know what you're doing.

[hard nexus]

yah

the most i died on

was uhh

[grizzled aspen]

I talked about his combos and whatnot earlier.

[hard nexus]

who was it

not armstrong

[obsidian prairie]

(I never do)

[grizzled aspen]

I know him like the back of my hand.

[grizzled aspen]

Monsoon? Sundowner?

[hard nexus]

monsoon

sundowner is easy af

[grizzled aspen]

The guy with the sais?

[hard nexus]

i died like 4 times on monsoon

[hard nexus]

yarp

[grizzled aspen]

Wack.

[hard nexus]

the mandolin slicer boy

i’m lying btw

[grizzled aspen]

I died a LOT on him the first go around.

[hard nexus]

i haven’t actually done that achievement

[grizzled aspen]

Then I realized you can parry his death wheels.

The fight got a lot easier after.

[hard nexus]

i’m misinformation maxxing rn

[hard nexus]

lmfao

i figured that out the moment i figured out parrying

[grizzled aspen]

You figured out parrying mid Monsoon fight???

God, you must've had an awful time fighting gorillas and geckos.

[hard nexus]

(i thought when it said joystick in the direction of the attack it meant the direction of the blade hitting you, not the enemy)

and no

it was like

i don’t know where i figured it out

[obsidian prairie]

Gorillas will always fucking suck

[hard nexus]

it was earlier in though

[hard nexus]

true!!

[obsidian prairie]

“What if we had 262774844 grabs!!!!”

[grizzled aspen]

Gorillas are actually surprisingly easy.

They get tough when there are multiple.

[hard nexus]

that’s like

the whole point of a hack n slash game

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

When they do their dropkick you can perfect parry and cut their legs off.

Ezpz.

Oh and if they do their little wall jump thing you can perfect parry and just cut the spine thingy out of them.

[dusty terrace]

whats a good weapon to pair with the Combat Shotgun?

[grizzled aspen]

Something that deals with armor well, like the crusher.

Crusher and agri shotgun is a based combo.

[hard nexus]

dclaw 1

(don’t)

(dclaw 1 is ass)

i’d say crusher, evis

[grizzled aspen]

Meow, did you ever do the VR missions?

[broken walrus]

The answer is dueling sword. its always the dueling sword

[hard nexus]

thunder hammer

[hard nexus]

yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Did you perfect them?

[hard nexus]

yeah

[grizzled aspen]

What do you think about the last combat gauntlet one?

[hard nexus]

remind me

i haven’t played it in so long

[grizzled aspen]

Uh...

First round is a gecko and a bunch of little geckos.

Second round is I believe a blade wolf and 3 gorillas.

3rd round is 2 blade wolves, 1 railgun wolf, and 2 juggernauts.

4th round is one of them big fuckin tank things.

[hard nexus]

ohg

yeah

it was hard but i did it

[grizzled aspen]

Also if any of them hit you you die in one shot.

Do not pass go, do not collect $200, die.

The 3rd round always beat my ass really bad.

[hard nexus]

last i played mgrr

was

hold on

[flat iris]

BROTHERS is a martyrdom build still good or should i choose smthing else for my chainaxe build?

[hard nexus]

may 22nd

[dusty terrace]

whats the Dump stat for the Crusher?

[hard nexus]

defenses

[hard nexus]

of 2022*

@grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly chaxe should be used with IJ because IJ shores up the defense issues.

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

Last time I played was like, 2021.

On xbox.

30fps go brrrr.

[flat iris]

IJ? sorry ima noob 😓

[grizzled aspen]

Inexorable Judgment, the right side keystone.

[hard nexus]

fuck

u typed faster than me

[flat iris]

thank u!

[hard nexus]

it’s so over

i’m washed

[grizzled aspen]

Fatshark doesn't tell you this (get used to it, they don't tell us a lot of things) but IJ grants you dodge distance bonuses based on stacks.

So, with the poor dodge distance of chaxe, IJ covers it there.

[south grove]

Schrodinger's Martyr's Purpose

[hard nexus]

were you one of the people i just helped with twins?

[grizzled aspen]

Martyrdom is honestly best for things like hsword, rashad, and whatnot, because those weapons don't have mobility issues.

[grizzled aspen]

Also, hsword mk9 can 1shot a crusher on a duellist chastise h1.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-fnaf-movie-bonnie-gift-present-gif-12901193722005311915

[hard nexus]

so can mk7

and mk6

[grizzled aspen]

There is another grinch.

I'm going to eat him and absorb his powers.

[light badge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/811579936887799809/1261377748195344415/1798395112218898942.gif

[south grove]

grub patrol is so much larger

[grizzled aspen]

Um er um explode.

[hard nexus]

nope

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove 76 is at 78%.

[south grove]

hey meow, can you make me a martyr's build w/ chainsword

[hard nexus]

why

[south grove]

tyyyy

[hard nexus]

i mean i can

but why

[grizzled aspen]

Don't.

Hes being an idiot.

[hard nexus]

why

how

[flat iris]

twins?

[south grove]

so I can watch you take martyr's purpose

and laugh at you

[grizzled aspen]

Just so you know I irl pinched the bridge of my nose at that.

[south grove]

yet you know I smell like surgical equipment

[hard nexus]

ohg i guess not

i helped a few people just a bit ago with the special assignment, orthus offensive hard mode, and 2 of them joined this discord n i thought u may have been one of them

[hard nexus]

explode

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not saying you smell bad, I'm disappointed in you.

[hard nexus]

i’m saying you smell bad

[grizzled aspen]

But you have girlstink?

[south grove]

your judge of character is bad too?

[grizzled aspen]

How can you smell anything over that?

[hard nexus]

i see the stink lines coming off of you

[grizzled aspen]

Oh, if this was dorncord...

[hard nexus]

fucking grub.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-pvz-gw-peashooter-gangnam-style-wtf-a-peashooter-doing-da-gangam-gif-21302193

[grizzled aspen]

You know what I'm saying.

[hard nexus]

i do

it’s why i don’t use dorncord

[grizzled aspen]

That's valid.

[grizzled aspen]

Dorncord is kinda icky ngl.

[hard nexus]

yarp

[obsidian prairie]

What even happens in dorncord

[hard nexus]

actual fucking slop

it’s cancer

[grizzled aspen]

I mean I can say some things I can't say here but it doesn't make it good.

[obsidian prairie]

Besides the continuation of the Dorn-tin abusive family dynamic

[hard nexus]

it’s worse than here

lol

[grizzled aspen]

What Meow said.

[south grove]

something along the lines of "I am lumii's under the desk"

[hard nexus]

it’s just a bunch of people acting like edgy middle schoolers

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

Correction, Lumii is under my desk.

But go ahead.

[south grove]

it's group abuse over there

they all hate on me

[obsidian prairie]

Just leave

!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

They hate me too, dude.

[obsidian prairie]

It’s people on the internet

You can block them

[hard nexus]

it’s in the depths of one of my folders

[grizzled aspen]

Do you see the fucking role that Dorn gave me?

[obsidian prairie]

It’s that shrimple

[hard nexus]

blocking them would block them here and that’d be annoying

i’ll just pretend like it doesn’t exist

[south grove]

Clad Equivalent

[grizzled aspen]

Yes exactly.

[hard nexus]

cognitive dissonance

or something

[grizzled aspen]

That's mental abuse right there.

[obsidian prairie]

Fair but that wasn’t for you

[zinc talon]

[hard nexus]

ohg

lmfao

[south grove]

#timeouts

silliness

[grizzled aspen]

The role is "Court R-word".

[zinc talon]

this was ONE room of this auric mael, and EVERY room was this bad

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-mad-dead-serious-funny-face-gif-15086435

I've finally convinced myself of how and why the aurics can vary so widely in difficulty

[grizzled aspen]

The only other person with this role is Clad and that's due to his choice of weapons on ogryn and how he refuses to use anything else.

[zinc talon]

in my head, the director has a set number of slots he can put things into with respective cooldown timers attached

call it 5

[grizzled aspen]

I was given it because I don't spice the meat before I add it to my spaghetti sauce, BUT I DO SPICE IT AFTER.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[zinc talon]

all these are filled by a special wave / dog pack / etc each with their own timer before the director can use the slot again

[grizzled aspen]

Burger grub.

[south grove]

frog doesn't know how to cook food

[zinc talon]

when an auric mael has fewer conditions than the director has slots, the two or three they do have start getting doubled and tripled up

[grizzled aspen]

You are actually not far off from how it actually works...

Basically, the director has a set number of tokens to play with.

[south grove]

I cooked filet mignon tonight

[zinc talon]

and since they're on the same cooldown and started the same time, the director can fall into a cooldown timer downward spiral

[south grove]

shit tasted good

[grizzled aspen]

Specialists and elites both burn these tokens.

[zinc talon]

where all the slots come due at the same time, and are all filled at once with triple special packs and double dog packs or whatever

[obsidian prairie]

Alright die

[south grove]

dorn grub

boltgrub user

[obsidian prairie]

You spice the meat while you brown it you fuck

Get out

[grizzled aspen]

Knowing information about the game doesn't make me a fucking dorn grub.

And thats rich, coming from you.

[south grove]

catachan grub claw's sword

[grizzled aspen]

The grubbiest of grubs.

Holy shit Josho is back.

[south grove]

frog, the grub

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

[royal vortex]

the waves of x special should all have the same trigger as standard boss spawns (i.e certain locations on each map have a trigger for them the first time you reach it)

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway @zinc talon , the director uses a set number of tokens to determine elite and specialist spawns.

[zinc talon]

well, uh, cool I guess go me lol

I'm trying to hash why sometimes the director is a right proper bastard with their timings and choiecs

[grizzled aspen]

Waves of anything makes the match easier because waves eat all the tokens.

This is why shock troop gauntlets are the hardest missions.

[south grove]

maelstrom I modifier + auric is a standard HISTG match

[zinc talon]

and I think it's to do with the director not having enough unique things to use for the number of slots they have at once to spawn things

[south grove]

then if you add on modifiers like II (monstrous specialsts)

[royal vortex]

the real challenge is avoiding the urge to jump off a bridge when you're playing a standard heresy mission

[twin wagon]

Aren't you the veteran defender turned zealot post patch 3?

[south grove]

then it'd retain regular spawn rates

[twin wagon]

[elfin steppe]

It seems like the modifiers are indeed different from the current ones.

[south grove]

?

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin used to main vet but I don't remember him being a "vet defender."

You must be confused.

[south grove]

think you got the wrong lad

[zinc talon]

what then, is a 'specialist wave' that every auric comes with standard

[twin wagon]

He was glazzing Darcy during the vet reign of terror, I would never forgor as I claimed years ago

[zinc talon]

I figured these were a standard set of 1 of every special type with a little variance

[south grove]

I don't think I've met darcy

[zinc talon]

and a wave, was worth an entire slot/cooldown/token number

[grizzled aspen]

You are definitely confused.

[south grove]

lol

I was in the server tho

[twin wagon]

Then why is he blocked

[zinc talon]

and that it would only spawn entire waves at once, and not piecemeal specials

[south grove]

lemme go back and see my messages

[twin wagon]

I'd never block anyone over funny

[grizzled aspen]

The only thing I can say regarding this is perhaps fatshark made the directors a little smarter.

[twin wagon]

Let's remove the block just in case I was drunk

[grizzled aspen]

Because honestly, I don't know how the director chooses to burn these tokens.

[twin wagon]

[south grove]

I made a fake plasma patch?

[grizzled aspen]

That's like, Dorn level knowledge, and he won't share that.

[south grove]

that's the only thing I did that could have gotten me a block

[zinc talon]

yep I get it

[grizzled aspen]

Paraphrasing here, "sharing backdoor knowledge of the games engine isn't very nice."

[zinc talon]

gotta keep some mystery or it gets stale quickly

[south grove]

I know I know

[twin wagon]

Sorry for any inconveniences Pal

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-bounce-gif-4494413053043569714

[zinc talon]

that's just my working knowledge-turned-theory to describe what and how I see aurics play out

[grizzled aspen]

Well be glad that you weren't far off.

[zinc talon]

because two-condition auric maels, are easily the hardest type of mission to run on that tier

ten condition missions have so many things to choose from you don't see the same special group spawn but a couple times a mission

[grizzled aspen]

See the director in my missions lately has been being a huge asshole.

[zinc talon]

I've had some missions that're just stressful

[grizzled aspen]

It'll spawn 12 dreg ragers, have all of them focus me, and my team will ignore them.

One of the matches I ran earlier with Gale and Hahnda, it spawned 5 bursters in a row from the same door.

I know because I killed all 5.

[ivory drift]

I think I finally enjoy Zealot now

it took 2 years

I'm almost certain I'm doing something wrong build wise but the crusher is like the best melee weapon I've ever used in terms of how it feels to use, I love it

[copper hawk]

Post build

[ivory drift]

sure, judge me as harshly as you see fit

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/basil-basil-omori-omori-basil-happy-gif-24172556

[obsidian prairie]

Why are you taking a traversal node over second chastise

[ivory drift]

traversal node?

[copper hawk]

Drop all middle of top nodes for ur extra chastise and sustained assault at the bottom right

[rocky nacelle]

chastise point tax

based

[copper hawk]

It's the random +tness or whatever

[ivory drift]

oh the +15 toughness

[copper hawk]

It's the nodes that arent talents

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah you don't really need that.

[copper hawk]

Chastise is too good to not take

[ivory drift]

honestly idk lmao I'll drop it

[rocky nacelle]

chastise point tax is based, but with the "new IoD" not having 2x chastise

isnt throwing

[copper hawk]

Sustained assault is an extra 20% damage to everything from hitting things

[rocky nacelle]

but its inefficient

[grizzled aspen]

Take 2nd chastise, then drop both purge and anoint for sustained assault.

[ivory drift]

I have a toughness addiction so I probably just instinctively took it

[copper hawk]

Chastising you gives u a bunch of tness instantly

Pressing F gives you like 50 toughness or somethin

[rocky nacelle]

its half yeah

[copper hawk]

Along w all the other benefits

[rocky nacelle]

50%

[copper hawk]

Yerp

[ivory drift]

Is the dramatic loss of ranged/boss damage worth it?

[copper hawk]

Yes

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-vro-running-vro-cat-running-tole-tole-gif-2886654164083325244

[copper hawk]

Because you're getting a 20% melee damage to replace it against everything

[rocky nacelle]

depending on the weapon

its not that dramatic

more times than not in reality

[copper hawk]

Take maniacs on ur melee weapon to one shot trappers w ur tknives

[light badge]

a few gunners

[rocky nacelle]

its not that dramatic

tbh

[copper hawk]

Which is more consistent than anoint

[ivory drift]

crusher + recon lasgun is what I have at the moment, gun's not necessarily final it's just the first decent gun I picked that I already had max mastery of

[copper hawk]

A Couple

A Spoonful

[grizzled aspen]

More than worth it.

[copper hawk]

Anoint is kinda like

[ornate bone]

I'd win

[copper hawk]

Take if u have the extra point

Sustained assault is peak

I try to take it if I can

It's almost required for me

[ivory drift]

alright I'll try it

[spare talon]

i think

i think he is trying to tell me something

[copper hawk]

I do not

60% .. s....sh...shrr....sh...shr....

[ivory drift]

the voices

[copper hawk]

[ivory drift]

the voices

[spare talon]

oops one of them is a godroll

[copper hawk]

Wtf..

I need 2 lvl up chaxe

[sullen forge]

@light badge Cooked on DT, gg

[copper hawk]

I hate chaxe,,

[sullen forge]

ABSOLUTE

HATER

I love chaxe...

[sterile stone]

@gray ice This is a test

Do not respond

[jagged cradle]

No way

How

[jagged cradle]

Why…!

[ornate bone]

I am not eepy

[elfin steppe]

Nobody is talking about this sexy vertical cut?

[ornate bone]

Slept like 2 hours before taking my mother to the bus station because it was in the middle of the fucking flying goddamn shitting cunting night

https://tenor.com/view/cat-viralhog-tired-sleep-gif-20053453

[grizzled aspen]

Well we can't all be winners.

[copper hawk]

I used the chaxe as a hipster before u even joined the server

[ornate bone]

Nah, I'd win

[grizzled aspen]

(I'm joking I also hate chaxe)

[copper hawk]

Do not recite the texts to me child

I was there when they were written

Astaghfirullah

To timeout w u

Bad boy ! Bad !

[grizzled aspen]

uwu

[jagged cradle]

Fuck you

[grizzled aspen]

Get in line.

[misty nova]

It's vertical

[jagged cradle]

You’re lucky I’m too nice to say stuff out of pocket

[spare talon]

yup, thats a sword swing

[grizzled aspen]

You should try being a meaner person, then.

It's funnier that way.

[jagged cradle]

It’s not in my nature

[twin wagon]

I'm third

[jagged cradle]

I’m inherently nice

[grizzled aspen]

Security is going to eject you from the line.

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-used-to-be-believable-baited-jebaited-bait-i-got-jebaited-gif-1296286127798996733

[sullen forge]

see its funny cause I dont do that I just say it

[copper hawk]

Kobold izu..

[grizzled aspen]

The scary part is that Gale is 2nd in line...

[elfin steppe]

Now all I need is the thurst.

[light badge]

Bubble has changed me as a melee gamer

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/gale-baldurs-gate3-dont-force-my-hand-cat-gun-gale-of-waterdeep-gif-19918733

[jagged cradle]

What’s that supposed to mean

[grizzled aspen]

Bubble is cringe except when burgles exist.

[jagged cradle]

Anyways no one wants you buddy

[light badge]

Why would I use Surge to stagger the reaper? I'll just put a cup over it and stab it to death

[grizzled aspen]

Woe, gay baby jail be upon burgles.

[ivory drift]

..is there any psychopathic way I could take both

[grizzled aspen]

Look me in the eyes when I say this.

You take desperation over until death and holy rev.

[light badge]

Bubble is awesome and cool

[grizzled aspen]

You save 1 point.

[ivory drift]

oh. oh, dear god.

[copper hawk]

Frog is just a hater man

[twin wagon]

Bubble is for lame support copekers who barely use mobility

[grizzled aspen]

Big hater, the biggest.

Nobody hates better than me.

[twin wagon]

If your teams dies
They die

Lmao

[grizzled aspen]

(Imagine this in a Trump impression)

[light badge]

Incorrect

[copper hawk]

U should love

Not hate

[gray ice]

This is a weakness

[grizzled aspen]

Idk man Hahnda got it right, throw a cup over em and watch em do nothing.

[gray ice]

If the situation requires a dropkick execute it

No hesitation.

[copper hawk]

Nop hahnda

As a zeal

[grizzled aspen]

You love enough for the both of us, dw.

[sullen forge]

Don't know any better hater than myself personally. Greatest hater of them ever.

[copper hawk]

We love bubble psykers

[twin wagon]

I hate BoN, but BoN can be solved with other things

[copper hawk]

Only actual support build

That's very useful

[ivory drift]

thank you for your input frog

[copper hawk]

A bubble psyker is peak

[light badge]

It's not even a support build

[sullen forge]

no we HATE

bubble psyker

[light badge]

I quite simply just like putting the cup over annoying things

[twin wagon]

Ult regen zealot support ain't bad

[copper hawk]

Ur not a zeal

Ur a vet

[copper hawk]

It stinks

[grizzled aspen]

I'm just going to warn you now, no until death is a giant reality check for most zealout players.

[copper hawk]

I know cuz im a hipster

And run book piety stalwart chord

In pubs

[twin wagon]

40% dr on demand+ better VoC

[copper hawk]

Without twbs

[spare talon]

waiting for the embargo to drop so i can show the moveset

[twin wagon]

And u barely sacrifice dps

[sullen forge]

All Bubble Blowing Baby's Will Be Beaten Senselessly By Every Able Bodied Patron In The Bar

[copper hawk]

"Better voc"

Wuh

[ivory drift]

I believe it

[copper hawk]

U get tness and get 2 pick one node

[ivory drift]

I am just intimidated by the prospect because martyrdom

[copper hawk]

Takes 5 or more seconds 2 get full

[twin wagon]

Better designed VoC*

[copper hawk]

30 second cooldown

[grizzled aspen]

Quite literally, don't be bad.

[copper hawk]

Ah yep

I agree w that

Balanced voc

[grizzled aspen]

Let martyrdom be entirely passive.

[copper hawk]

[gray ice]

stay strong we're almost there

[ivory drift]

inhale

[grizzled aspen]

Play like you're playing with IJ.

[ivory drift]

I did tihs with the other 3 classes

[copper hawk]

Press F to golden tness and give ur team buffs

[ivory drift]

surely I can do this with zealot

[copper hawk]

Without any nodes necessary

[twin wagon]

VoC gonna catch a stray one of these days

[copper hawk]

No

A deserved one

Not a strat

[grizzled aspen]

You have twbs and second wind, I'm sure you'll manage.

[copper hawk]

Stray

[twin wagon]

It's veteran

[copper hawk]

Oooh im gonna

Gale

[obsidian prairie]

Fucking hope it isn’t just a stray

[copper hawk]

Im gonna crash out

[ivory drift]

twbs stands for

[copper hawk]

Hold my hair..

[twin wagon]

Fatshark is scared of making vets angry again

[copper hawk]

Thy wrath be swift

[ivory drift]

ty

[grizzled aspen]

Thy wrath be swift, the stun immunity talent.

[copper hawk]

One of the many required zealot talents to function

[grizzled aspen]

You can literally walk around while a rager is eating your face and he can't stun you.

[copper hawk]

Or shooters

[twin wagon]

I thought it was a passive, always have it

[grizzled aspen]

I'll hold it. :3

[copper hawk]

Wtf..

Frog ur too hateful

[grizzled aspen]

I miss having my long hair.

[copper hawk]

U touch my hair itll die

[grizzled aspen]

Noh...

[twin wagon]

Hair is overrated, become aerodynamic

[grizzled aspen]

Bald. 🫵

Laugh at this man.

[copper hawk]

Mald.

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/bald-bald-head-shiny-bald-head-sponge-bob-sponge-bob-square-pants-gif-5333334

[obsidian prairie]

Bald is less aerodynamic

[elfin steppe]

Bald man strong though

[grizzled aspen]

Incorrect.

[obsidian prairie]

The space behind the head creates a vacuum that causes drag

Hair prevents that

[grizzled aspen]

Go read the story of Samson.

:)

[copper hawk]

Son of sam

[spare talon]

i want to know exactly when it is

[copper hawk]

Those who Knowe..

[grizzled aspen]

Do you even know who Samson is?

[copper hawk]

Yes noo

B

Do u know who son of sam is ?

Noh

[jagged cradle]

It’s not necessary yet

[copper hawk]

Ur googlin it right meow

Beep boop boop beep

[grizzled aspen]

I aspire to be as strong as Samson.

Bring me a lion.

I will tear its jaws apart.

[gray ice]

If you've been here longer then 30 minutes, there's been a dropkick required

[copper hawk]

Holy cow

Intrusive thought avoided

I almost said somethin mean

[gray ice]

I know I'm not here much but I know zealot chat hasn't changed

[copper hawk]

Must not epil.

[grizzled aspen]

Say it, coward.

[copper hawk]

[grizzled aspen]

Be evil.

:)

[copper hawk]

Nop

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/idc-broke-elbow-vine-gif-10955756

[grizzled aspen]

Cringe!

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/rinmya-picmix-alien-cat-gleep-glorp-gif-16296689739607971155

[twin wagon]

I will do it for you

[grizzled aspen]

Inb4 racial slurs.

IT IS OFFICIALLY DECEMBER 1ST

[twin wagon]

Frog your ps*ker gameplay, specially gunker is mid

Your gyat ain't much and your rizz game is mayor cap

Please don't try to mog Yamato

[grizzled aspen]

This is some sort of copy paste from Para.

You aint original, chief.

[twin wagon]

[frozen glen]

yes it has big man

[gray ice]

cica is right there

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout chat, in the time I've been here, has turned less femboyish and more furryish.

[gray ice]

This is the moderated degen chat now, it's still degen. I've SEEN it

[frozen glen]

the degeneracy is still there but the iq has gone back to the stone age

[twin wagon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/825285934139441155/1164950991133745242/zhopa.gif

[gray ice]

Instead of the neolithic age?

I guess it's an improvement

Stone knife still kill deer good

[sterile stone]

Man here with the damn survival game logic

I hate it

[gray ice]

you understood it tho

[sterile stone]

I gotta keep it a croissant

[gray ice]

what in the southern

[frozen glen]

kill deer with giant robot dinosaur

[gray ice]

Best I can do is kill giant robot dinosaur with another giant robot dinosaur

This is gonna make me play horizon again soon

so how ya been anyways red boy haven't seen ya in a while

[frozen glen]

damn you play that shitty woke game

my goat washed

[ivory drift]

okay you guys were right Sustained Assault feels so much better and I'm stupid for not having taken it before

[gray ice]

20% dmg for existing is indeed a good choice to have

[frozen glen]

i just been playing other games

[opaque island]

who do i play

[gray ice]

Same buddy

[opaque island]

the story is ass but the gameplay ideas are pretty good

[ivory drift]

first 17% on my zealot, everything's falling into place

[gray ice]

acquire wounds, run marty, thrive in chaos, choke the psyker

[ivory drift]

already using wounds

[flat iris]

does anyone have a rec for talent tree for a chaxe zealot

[ivory drift]

but whenever I get around to using a non-martyr build I'm happy to have it

[gray ice]

this is the way

[frozen glen]

man now vin wants to turn the psyker on

[twin wagon]

Bombardin

[gray ice]

I dunno about a recommended talent tree but IJ is p good for chaxe

[frozen glen]

my goat actually washed fr

[gray ice]

Red stop making it kinky with the psyker instead of what it actually was which is choking the witch to death

boooo tomatoes

[frozen glen]

you fell off man you used to be my hero

[twin wagon]

Stop trying to rizz a psyker

You are asking to br mogged for that gyat greed

First become a sigmagryn

[twin wagon]

Vinwashed

[gray ice]

this is your fault for idolizing an unremarkable rando

[gray ice]

Please disintegrate for typing this

[flat iris]

is there a reason? i thought crit would be more important for ability uptime

[spare talon]

chaxe has terrible crit scaling

[gray ice]

lemme preface this by saying I'm washed and haven't been playing this recently so I'm not completely up to date with all the changes.

But chaxe crit is ass

fuck you cole

anyways

[spare talon]

also IJ helps with chaxes terrible dodges

[gray ice]

and marty is marty, it buffs everything, but swing speed on chaxe feels real nice imo

[spare talon]

ij is much less investment tho

[gray ice]

and much better all rounder

[gray ice]

If you do wanna run piety and invocation do it with a proper crit weapon like dclaw, crusher, knife etc.

[grizzled aspen]

Hey, get in line.

[flat iris]

doesnt scourge help it out tho?

[gray ice]

No

[grizzled aspen]

No, chaxe just kills things.

[gray ice]

scourge gives crit chance not dmg

[grizzled aspen]

Anything you swing it at dies.

[spare talon]

scourge only helps its crit chance, it doesnt change how much damage the crits do

[gray ice]

doesn't help with the scaling

[flat iris]

ooooooooo

[grizzled aspen]

Chaxe does an insane amount of damage to begin with.

Run headtaker slaughterer for mk4 or headtaker thrust for mk12.

[flat iris]

OH so i should take blood redemption instead

[spare talon]

yea

[flat iris]

that also makes duelist kinda useless, no?

[grizzled aspen]

You don't wanna take scourge or enduring faith.

[grizzled aspen]

Duellist is both 50% bonus weakspot damage and crit damage.

It's going to be doing a lot on everything you do.

Guns included.

[sterile stone]

They took assassinations out the game

[gray ice]

duellist is stupid strong

[flat iris]

oooooooo

okay

[sterile stone]

I've been robbed 50 penance points

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-we-were-right-there-we-were-right-there-man-oh-we-were-right-there-man-charlie-gif-27665281

[zinc talon]

dps specials are ragers and...

[grizzled aspen]

Wait 3 days, ya big baby.

[sterile stone]

No frogo of the tismo

[flat iris]

OOO that's nearly exactly what i have

[sterile stone]

I shal find other avenues

[grizzled aspen]

It's two missions and they're disabled until the 3rd.

[sterile stone]

It sucks ass it had to be those two specifically

[gray ice]

rolled

[sterile stone]

But that's also my fault for procrastonating to long

[flat iris]

how come u dont take retributors stance? or any toughness regen

[gray ice]

retributor's stance is ass and not worth taking

[spare talon]

second wind

[sterile stone]

I pray you never make it past hav 10

On Jah I pray

[grizzled aspen]

Second Wind is your toughness regen.

[gray ice]

jokes on you I have

[grizzled aspen]

15% toughness on dodging anything.

[flat iris]

ohhh

[grizzled aspen]

The only exception is gunner and reaper bullets.

[sterile stone]

Still a scrub in my eyes

[flat iris]

so dont need any other regen?

[gray ice]

and so the goal post moves

till you're better than me in ANY game we play

you don't get to talk

[flat iris]

cos is 10% attackspeed rlly that work it other more toughness regen?

[sterile stone]

LISTEN

I don't see you out here in ranked for CoD

[gray ice]

ranked for cod is like a grown man going to pee wee football and saying he got 40 touchdowns

[spare talon]

second wind and blood redemption are your general use toughness regen
fotf can be used as an emergency restore

[grizzled aspen]

The only things you concern yourself with is getting up close and personal with the enemy, second wind facilitates this because sliding underneath shooter bullets counts as a dodge. Any other toughness regen you get comes from killing everything in sight and chastise.

[gray ice]

irrelevant

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/you-a-hater-curtis-payne-house-of-payne-hater-jealous-gif-19162330

[gray ice]

and if I did do ranked cod I promise I'd be ranked higher

[sterile stone]

Calling it now

[gray ice]

wasn't your xdefiant kd sub 2

[sterile stone]

Hard stuck silver

[gray ice]

cuz mine was 3.4

[sterile stone]

And you was WASHED then

[flat iris]

ah isee

thank u all!

[sterile stone]

I started out on mouse and keyboard

That's my excuse

[flat iris]

now time to purge HERETICS

[gray ice]

military-grade cope

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove 76 done.

[gray ice]

you started out on the better more precise input method

[sterile stone]

Gotta be the number 1 opp in my life

[gray ice]

w a s h e d

[sterile stone]

Bruh

I don't play pvp games with a keyboard and mouse

I was raised on controller

Get outta here

[frozen glen]

there are two wolves inside you

they are both racist

[sterile stone]

I have never in my life been racist

Good sir I am of racially diverse background

I can't be racist

[gray ice]

i was also raised on controller

W

A

S

H

E

D

[frozen glen]

your background is having the blood of the two eternally warring dynasties

[sterile stone]

I'ma catch you lacking on hunt

Trust

TRUST

[gray ice]

You've been dodging me on hunt like the draft

[south grove]

alr

[gray ice]

i can't stand this man

[sterile stone]

I've been busy

I got O B L I G A T I O N S

[frozen glen]

hes been dying to stalker on 28

[sterile stone]

I've already beat the story

Don't come at me like that

[copper hawk]

hate this stinky game

hate hate hate..

[gray ice]

It's great

I don't like so much that they've been pushing super aggressive gameplay lately tho

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/hunt-showdown/clips/iozHP0s4efD2AndLX?invite=cr-MSxCUTUsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[gray ice]

I do miss when fights were a bit slower

[copper hawk]

i love that lmfao

i'm a hard stuck 6 star

i can't drop to 5 despite what i do

i'm glad aggressiveness is their mindset now

dolch and mosins are fucking awful

i hate them !!

[gray ice]

I went between 5 and 6 and then just stayed at 6 forever

[sterile stone]

How are you going to say this...

[gray ice]

is what it is

[sterile stone]

And the first match we played

You ran off to narnia

[copper hawk]

i fucking hate it lmfao

[sterile stone]

To gun down two poor souls

[copper hawk]

6 stars sucks ass

no build diversity at all

[gray ice]

You see more now, I dunno when you last played

It used to be lotta dolch/mosin

[copper hawk]

my fav build was the pax trueshot w fmj and dumdum normal pax dualies

[gray ice]

Now there's a lot more dum dum abuse

[gray ice]

Listen I didn't say I wasn't good at it

[copper hawk]

i played for about two weeks nonstop after they dropped the new map

did they readd the old maps?

[gray ice]

I just said that slower paced fights were better

[gray ice]

they redid stillwater

I think delta?

[sterile stone]

This man shot bambi and his cousin

[copper hawk]

is it in the rotation?

im not playing the new map

[sterile stone]

The hood ain't never been the same since

[copper hawk]

it's dogass mosin map

[gray ice]

I haven't loaded up in like a little over a month so im not sure

[copper hawk]

i fucking hate long ammo man

[gray ice]

I think event dropped and changed rotation

[copper hawk]

ah gotcha

[spare talon]

where are the titular heresy players
if i dont carry a game soon i might starve

[sterile stone]

Cole's ego needs to be fed

[spare talon]

yeah

[sterile stone]

Before he withers away

[gray ice]

Just throw some aurics like the rest of us

be a man

[sterile stone]

Why don't you just change regions

[spare talon]

cuz i dont want to be netted by a net that hadnt even happened yet

[gray ice]

future net net of the future

[sterile stone]

Smh

Bro wants to be all high and mighty

Can't handle a lil ping

You gotta toughen up in Yam's lobbies

For some reason this man lives in EU

And we get lobbies all the way in South East Asia

Scientist still can't explain this

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008291701766492210/1289949119800147981/doc_2024-09-29_16-21-27.gif

[vast basin]

Simply barrel your teammates then you can clutch

[obsidian prairie]

This is mine now

[spare talon]

no im not an asshole
it has to be natural

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297199640931991648/1299942320753606737/crackbert3.gif

[obsidian prairie]

How the fuck are they smoking a blunt through their ass

[outer gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749799445478244393/1265479387571159182/crackbert.gif

[spare talon]

extreme talent

[outer gulch]

wait they already have a crack pipe in that one

[storm crypt]

why did that cat do cocainer

[vast basin]

I knew a bouncer from Montreal once. He told me about a stripper who smoked a cigarette with her parts and called it Montreal smoked meat

[gray ice]

Cool that's gonna just be in my head now

[vast basin]

I imagine it would be a similar method with your ass

[gray ice]

Noah shouldn't have built the ark.

[spare talon]

cool time to take my "forget that specific thing" pills

[grizzled aspen]

This is what I imagine Cole does before he runs dclaw matches.

[sterile stone]

Yeah but if he didn't

[spare talon]

no thats before tac axe matches

[sterile stone]

We wouldn't have such pleasant company

[spare talon]

is that what you call it?

[gray ice]

And my brain would not be seared with the marks of knowledge I wish I hadn't known

I will take the fuckin trade.

[sterile stone]

Spare me some penance points

I know you don't need em

[ivory drift]

survived my first 3veg as zealot

[gray ice]

I don't but I'm not just givin em out

this ain't a charity

[sterile stone]

Damn

No loyalty

[gray ice]

am i washed what's a 3veg

[ivory drift]

I II V E G

[vague depot]

Can I hit 4k points with a single character or will I have to try another class

[gray ice]

I must be too high because that didn't clear it up at all

[sterile stone]

The 3 vegetables

[gray ice]

argus translate please

[sterile stone]

Carrots

Potatos

Peas

[gray ice]

BRO THAT'S WHAT I READ IT AS

[ivory drift]

the penultimate tryhard maelstrom modifier

[rocky nacelle]

burgle blessed wave of monstro specialists

[sterile stone]

I was just talking about this earlier

[ivory drift]

this

[sterile stone]

It's wild behavior to know the codes for maelstroms

I can't

[gray ice]

Thank you foreign language translator 🙏

[rocky nacelle]

oh forgot to say that

[gray ice]

doing allah's work

[rocky nacelle]

enhanced blitz and scab faction

but thats w/e compared to the wave of monstro specials/burgle blessed modifier which is what its really known for

[gray ice]

okay auric maelstrom

thank you

[wary finch]

Any builds that work around the chainsword or evis?

[gray ice]

all of em if we're bein real

both are weapons that work pretty well with all keystones

[wary finch]

Alr

[royal vortex]

this build

always

(do not)

[gray ice]

chords still just pretty nuts in general

[gray ice]

esplain

[royal vortex]

it looks like a heart shaped plant

[vague depot]

I don’t see it on them

[frozen glen]

stop bullying the new ps5 players vin

we gotta welcome them

[gray ice]

You aren't new here you ghoul what hath occurred

[royal vortex]

i was old and now im new

fresh

[gray ice]

I welcome all as I was welcomed to the world

[royal vortex]

moistened

[gray ice]

into a frying pan