zealot-class

[obsidian prairie]

It was the funniest fucking thing too

[sullen forge]

its fucking wild

[jaunty gust]

Yeah, the 40k fandom can be pretty ... Unfortunate

[obsidian prairie]

They didn't like being mpreg reacted

[grizzled aspen]

The funniest part was Tintin called it when the alt joined.

[wary finch]

Hope they try showing up.so i can mpreg them.next

[grizzled aspen]

He was like "hmm azure got shot today" and started scrolling new users.

Boom, account created and joined on the same day.

He wasted ZERO time rejoining on an alt.

[obsidian prairie]

This new one even friend requested me

No messages

I have the opener on this one

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly, it's comical that people have this much free time.

[fleet zealot]

he rejoined on the 19th lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Tell me, does it have nitro?

[fleet zealot]

11 days

[hushed knoll]

Why are you still named barn

[fleet zealot]

couldn't hold it in

[grizzled aspen]

Like can you tell if an account has nitro?

[fleet zealot]

i'm not

[hushed knoll]

Oh wait you’re not

Wtf

[fleet zealot]

it should be changed by now

[hushed knoll]

My phone is dumb

[wary finch]

Barndit

[south folio]

stupid phone

[hushed knoll]

Oh nice

Hello carpets

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

Tintin has noted that he buys nitro on every account.

[fleet zealot]

like

[grizzled aspen]

Just wait until he buys nitro on this one.

[obsidian prairie]

I kinda want to report them but also kinda want to wait until they talk

[fleet zealot]

why would you make new accounts

just to join a server you hate

lol

[grizzled aspen]

Also this might also be an alt of his, too.

[fleet zealot]

get a life

[sullen forge]

@obsidian prairie we should mpreg react him

[grizzled aspen]

Azure has come under the name "nightmare" before.

[gray ice]

The great Ogryn purge

[obsidian prairie]

Anyway, food is done and I don't want to burn my house down

Bye

[gray ice]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[grizzled aspen]

It's just interesting to see people do this.

[wary finch]

The bigger question is
Who's stupid enough to do what you said
But also tank 10 bucks or.so every fucking time on nitro?

[obsidian prairie]

They said a thing!!!

[south grove]

@vernal yoke 🫃

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but the join and creation date is what sparks my thought of it being an alt.

[obsidian prairie]

Its also entirely them I have proof now

[modern lintel]

i told u he has a crush smh

[grizzled aspen]

Get a mod on the line lmao.

This is funny.

[clever swan]

at least they said sorry. not really sure what it means to be sorry in such a case but ...maybe its nice

[green yacht]

doesnt mean shit

[gray ice]

Iunno what's going on

[grizzled aspen]

If they were sorry they wouldn't have said anything.

[gray ice]

but you should prolly not be putting DMs here

[sullen forge]

They've done this

4 times now

I DONT THINK THEY MEAN IT

[fleet zealot]

must file size to send shock gifs i guess

idk

[clever swan]

probably, the thing they said to get banned was so obviously bait or something that it's hard to believe lol

[grizzled aspen]

Theres a huge transphobe that has evaded his ban like 6 times now and he's messaging cannoness directly now.

[sullen forge]

I dont let scum like this roam free

[fleet zealot]

"i'm transphobic but"

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I'll get him banned in a bit

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[fleet zealot]

okay have you considered instead of apologizing, just, not being transphobic

[fleet zealot]

thanks, i need to keep in mind not everyone here knows how queer i am

[gray ice]

oh I mean yea definitely just report to a mod block and be done with

[grizzled aspen]

He's just gonna make another alt lol.

[gray ice]

so he's gonna get banned again like what

[grizzled aspen]

Until he's reported to discord directly he will just keep making alts.

[fleet zealot]

discord has ip bans and that might put a pause to this

[grizzled aspen]

Yarp.

This is why you keep hateful opinions to yourselves, folks.

[fleet zealot]

smh, dorn gets banned but azure just makes an alt, where's the justice /j

[grizzled aspen]

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything.

[gray ice]

Internet anonymity took a bat to that saying

[fleet zealot]

no actually, be open about it, it serves to warns others

and it's funny

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I have plenty of hateful opinions about a lot of groups, but I don't go around spouting them because I know I'm just a hateful piece of shit.

[fleet zealot]

like why do you care? it's either weird projection or just vomitting what they've been told by someone who wants you afraid and reactionary

[grizzled aspen]

🤷

Why would I bother people with my hateful opinions?

Better to just keep it to myself, yknow?

[copper hawk]

I guess

[grizzled aspen]

Plus, most people can't be fairly judged based on the groups they are a part of.

[misty ravine]

Admitting you have hateful opinions? Mods, kill this person with hammers

[copper hawk]

Call me crazy but I Dont Hate very many Groups of People

[lunar fable]

A guy in vet chat said last night that this chat was cooked

[copper hawk]

It is

[lunar fable]

[copper hawk]

We're turbo cooked

[storm crypt]

we're woke

[lunar fable]

[storm crypt]

for being uhhhhhhh

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-10436656614678318733

[storm crypt]

normal-ish people i guess

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, but like, that's vet chat.

Vet chat is chock full of dumb people.

Zealout chat isnt.

[wary finch]

Kek

[light badge]

With all due respect, Bandit

How?

You, out of everyone here, gives off the most amount of flannel lesbian energy

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I don't hate these groups, I just have opinions towards them that can be defined as hateful.

I have positive opinions, too.

[grizzled aspen]

Idk you could've fooled me.

:3

[sullen forge]

Yeah he's extremely racist towards furries

we just put up with him in here

[grizzled aspen]

Listen man, I've seen things.

[sullen forge]

Yap yap yap

yet you have me added

curious

[light badge]

You're the type of mf who wears a cashmere sweater while drinking hot chocolate and getting a sense of schadenfreude from watching local news

[grizzled aspen]

I think the opinions I have for furries are justified.

[fleet zealot]

i'm writing that down

i need to collect all the colors of the rainbow

[misty ravine]

There is no action against furries which is wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Yes. Specifically a turtleneck sweater.

[light badge]

For the record, I meant that strictly as a compliment

[light badge]

Based

[fleet zealot]

yes

i'm writing it down on a list

[grizzled aspen]

Note that it barely fits because my shoulders are huge.

[fleet zealot]

it means me being genderqueer is working, and people can't tell what i am right off the bat

[grizzled aspen]

I both love and hate turtlenecks.

Very comfy, can never find one that fits.

[fleet zealot]

i don't like sweater texture

most sweaters anyways

[light badge]

In other news, I am taking a scalding hot both in cold weather

[storm crypt]

you're right, they're pretty good at playing video games

[grizzled aspen]

Peak.

[storm crypt]

pretty good action to partake in with them

[light badge]

My toes are like lava

[grizzled aspen]

Hide this comment from Para.

Now.

[light badge]

?

[grizzled aspen]

Para has a foot fetish.

[light badge]

Para foot fetish?

[grizzled aspen]

Hide your toes, hag.

[light badge]

lmao

[storm crypt]

not the darktide feet freaks..

[light badge]

When did this bit of Para lore come to pass?

[fleet zealot]

furry 40k overlap is real idk what some y'all smokin

[grizzled aspen]

Like... 2 days ago in dorncord.

[misty ravine]

You'd think they would have stuck to VT2

[fleet zealot]

overpriced suits? overpriced plastic models?

[light badge]

Ah

[grizzled aspen]

Do NOT look at my necron models.

[modern lintel]

i used to do turtle neck w denim jackets a lot not so much anymore

[light badge]

I really should check dorncord more often, but this place is just so convenient for flexing extremely average scoreboards

[grizzled aspen]

I TOTALLY do not have nsfw necron models.

:3

[storm crypt]

i feel like any 40k game that releases, especially one centered around multiplayer, is like a rude awakening for the "normal 40k fans" to realize how much furries and lgbtq hyperfixate on it too

[fleet zealot]

most of these culture warriors aren't even fans of the series, they just are pure reactionary issue focused

[storm crypt]

excluding this server i know 4 other trans women who also play this game and try to womansplain 40k to me

(i just want to swing funny weapons around)

[grizzled aspen]

I think what gets a lot of turbo nerds is groups that want representation but don't take the representation they already have.

[fleet zealot]

i dated a gal irl who did painting commissions for warhammer models, that was pretty cool

[grizzled aspen]

Like it was a big blow up with the female custodes situation.

[sullen forge]

now let me immediately ruin turtlenecks for you

[storm crypt]

i would say "vocal minority" but it's not even a minority

it's just A Part of the fanbase

[fleet zealot]

i think they do take it tho lol

[sullen forge]

my Sona wears them for casual wear with a bomber jacket

you will now hate them

forever Frog

[grizzled aspen]

You can't make me hate clothing.

[sullen forge]

I fucking will

[grizzled aspen]

In fact, your sona is WEARING CLOTHES.

That's better than most I've been forced to see.

[fleet zealot]

the thing is, there wasn't some movement for female custodes that's the reality, just most normal people going "neat, cool, whatever"

[light badge]

Dude what is with lesbians and having cool hobbies

[hushed knoll]

Do you not wear clothes

[fleet zealot]

most of the whole "THESE GROUPS WANT TO CHANGE WHAT WE LOVE" is just reactionary rhetoric

[light badge]

It's such an oddly specific stereotype

[misty ravine]

Because masculine hobbies are unironically cool hobbies

[fleet zealot]

it's a sort of shared misery circle of grifters

[grizzled aspen]

Careful, Icarus...

[storm crypt]

shoutouts to grummz being the Grifter of All Time

[sullen forge]

🤝

I love watching him crash out

funniest shit ever

[misty ravine]

Identity politics was a mistake

[fleet zealot]

masculine hobbies basically isn't true for a lot of this

[sullen forge]

THESE PROBLEMATIC PEOPLE ARE RUINING MY THING and then literally never touches it again

[fleet zealot]

Silent Hill fandom was saved by a group of women fans who saved and documented everything

[sullen forge]

I'll be honest

I like Grimdark

cause of how depressing it is

[misty nova]

Oh grummz
I haven't heard that name in a looooong while 🚬

[hushed knoll]

I haven’t seen you post a ferret in a while

[storm crypt]

Grummz replies are a Shinigami Eyes blocklist

[sullen forge]

Why im getting into Trench Crusade as well

[fleet zealot]

the first coders were women, women like playing wargames and playing video games, they are always there

[pure ginkgo]

grinding some more mastery, what's a good set up for shock maul? perk and blessing wise

[storm crypt]

whos the person whos been playing piety smaul

they have some words to say i think

[misty nova]

Skullcrusher+ High Voltage or Lightning Reflexes or Hammerblow

[fleet zealot]

the usual issue on why they aren't is societal expectations, you can buy a cool space marine figure for your son without knowing anything about warhammer, but you won't do that for your daughter

[sullen forge]

@misty nova I know you're a Psyker main- I think

[fleet zealot]

why? cause the marketing of toys in the 1900s as well as other factors

[sullen forge]

me and Hahnda managed to make a Agri 9 VA Gunker a few days ago and it slaps LMAO

[light badge]

Dude I was so wasted I forgot about that

[sullen forge]

It

goes

[fleet zealot]

identity politics is a meaningless buzzword

[sullen forge]

so fucking HARD

[light badge]

How was it, genuinely?

[sullen forge]

its a weaker

[light badge]

Nice

[sullen forge]

DB of Para's

its literally how I play uh

Vet

Mainly focus melee

whip gun out when bigger guys come

[fleet zealot]

but, I will say this firmly, lgbt, women, and non white people have always been a part of the hobbies you enjoy

[light badge]

Scrier's psyker playing like vet who would think

[sullen forge]

its fucking scary how effective it is

[light badge]

No no, we don't exist until the corpos deem our existence profitable

[sullen forge]

@light badge I should queue with you sometime to show it

its fucking hilarious

[fleet zealot]

damn you got me lol

[light badge]

How bout like

[sullen forge]

SO TRUE

[light badge]

20-30 minutes?

[sullen forge]

Oh yeah I could

[tired isle]

The gays have been in Warhammer as long as GW has been making art of Sanguinius

[light badge]

I've been sitting here in my boiling water just reading chat

[sullen forge]

I was getting on 76 @south grove cause this grub reminded me to play it again

[jagged cradle]

Actually I want to see it

[light badge]

Instead of actually cleaning myself

[sullen forge]

Clean yo stank ass

[jagged cradle]

Oh no wonder something smelled

[misty ravine]

"Do NOT look up Dark Angel by Lionel Johnson. Worst mistake of my life!"

[light badge]

Bitch shut up, you know you want some hag soup

[sullen forge]

She's nurgle's strongest warrior okay

[jagged cradle]

I’d rather throw up

[misty nova]

Yeah Psyker/Zealot
Perfectionist - Stealth Backstab bonus
Then a version of the Perfectionism icon on my pfp

[jagged cradle]

:3

[light badge]

Ngl I've actually been considering buying the nurgle candle

For muh immersion

[sullen forge]

So ironically enough the build we made can either do lingering or perfectionism

both are effective as hell

[jagged cradle]

There’s a nurgle candle…?

[sullen forge]

it just matters if you want to take your time aiming

[light badge]

Sure is

[misty nova]

I also have been looking into using the 9 for Perfectionism because I'd see more targets

[sullen forge]

or meth head snapping to eveyrthing

[sullen forge]

Then- I'll send you it soon

[fleet zealot]

i think someone put it very nicely as to why so many nerds fall into this rhetoric, and it falls under ostracization. When you are a nerd or geek, you get ostracized, you make being a nerd or geek part of your identity, which is completely fine. The issue is how one reacts as they grow up

[jagged cradle]

That sounds worst then my psyker build I made

[light badge]

@jagged cradle https://www.merchoid.com/warhammer-40-000-chaos-gods-nurgle-candle/

[sullen forge]

straight death

as a candle

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge @light badge may I also join? :3

[sullen forge]

NO I HATE YOU!!!!!!

[light badge]

Shore

[jagged cradle]

Slaanesh candle

[sullen forge]

maybe

[jagged cradle]

Oh

[light badge]

Gale be nice

[grizzled aspen]

MEAN

CRUEL

MONSTER

[fleet zealot]

when you are jealous of not getting girls, or not being good at sports, when you see a woman or athletic person in your lobby, there is a dark urge to get defensive about it, because that challenges your identity if you tie your identity to the very ostracization you faced, regardless of the other people's experiences you know nothing about

[light badge]

Let the wartskin join in

[jagged cradle]

Gale i tolerate furries i think I should join instead of spiteful frog

[sullen forge]

hmmmmmmmmm

HMMMM

[storm crypt]

furry allies vs. fursecutors

which faction are you

[light badge]

Frog is pretty queer, it'll be fine

[sullen forge]

What does dear grandmama @light badge think of this statement

[sullen forge]

I mean he's Bi so like

yknow

[light badge]

Gale I am in my fucking twenties

[fleet zealot]

it's easier to try to paint them as bandwagoners or invaders or whatever rhetoric the grifter wants to use because if you are going down that dark train of thought, it is easier to cope that you were ostracized solely on the basis of what hobbies you enjoy, rather than maybe confronting that you had other socializiation issues

[sullen forge]

No you're not

[jagged cradle]

Could’ve fooled me

[sullen forge]

you are the Aunt of the chat

[light badge]

BRO I GOT UNC STATUS??

FUCK

[jagged cradle]

Actually isn’t meow older

[jagged cradle]

Aunt

[sullen forge]

🚬

[fleet zealot]

it's basically a very, narrow self focused mindset that is very easy to fall into because that is what grifting and reactionaries do, they want you to feel like you've been wronged and there is a villain directly infront of you

[light badge]

What is the ferret god yapping about again?

I've been trying to pay attention but I'm brainrotted to death

[fleet zealot]

why some nerds/geeks get caught up into reactionary grifters

[sullen forge]

grifters

[light badge]

Ah, gotcha

[sullen forge]

it stems Azure getting banned

again

[sullen forge]

for being a transphobe

[fleet zealot]

one more time!

[light badge]

I'll be honest I ain't reading allat but ur based anyway Bandit

Ur cool

[obsidian prairie]

Has anyone had him shot again or do I still have to do that, went to go eat

[light badge]

Is it fr the same dude

[sullen forge]

These things are not real

how they move

[light badge]

Bro did not learn to simply respect others

[sullen forge]

they are not from this planet

actual aliens

[light badge]

Like it ain't hard bruh

[sullen forge]

Yes

4th-3th?

idfk anymore

I lost count

[light badge]

Thirth

[sullen forge]

too many times being transphobic

[obsidian prairie]

They confimed it with me

[fleet zealot]

tldr, lonely in school, wants hot chick but also resents hot chick. grows up, another unrelated hot chick is in "his" hobby, didn't grow up mentally, hates other hot chick cause a grifter told him so and he never let go of his resentment

[storm crypt]

thirth

[obsidian prairie]

(implication strong as conviction but still)

[light badge]

I can do naught but heave a long, woeful sigh for another ruined mind of my generation

[fleet zealot]

but then again, I have had life experiences that made me extremely self retrospective so maybe I am biased a bit with how easy it was for me to basically, never fall down into that rabbit hole

the worst I ever got was radical centrist and i was wildly unknowledgeable then

[light badge]

@sullen forge give me quotes from our mission handlers that you think I should have as chat binds

[wary finch]

Ah yes the scent of decay, wet farts, decomposition of tissue, rotting meat and sewage with a hint of taco bell.tuesday aftermath

[obsidian prairie]

The kayex dementia qoute when brahms asks him not to call us pre-servitors

[grizzled aspen]

Older than me = grandma.

Hag. 🫵

[sullen forge]

@light badge I want you two to know

even though I know you wont believe me

that was 100% intentional

[storm crypt]

threeth

[fleet zealot]

unstoppable force met immoveable object

[wary finch]

Saw a don quixote zealot
Not sure if any of u are into limbus comp

But... my intuition says some or half of you are

[gleaming furnace]

Why is that capybara spiky ?

[storm crypt]

cringe cringe cringe

[fleet zealot]

wait fuckin

[sullen forge]

I will throw rocks at you if you call me cringe again..

[fleet zealot]

ceres fauna plays league twice and then graduates (retires)

holy shit

[light badge]

Omg yes

[storm crypt]

crinch

[fleet zealot]

hololive what are you doing

[storm crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/865546887285178379/1205546087822135356/ezgif-6-54c472d7bc.gif

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/take-this-rock-gif-9267856630793442480

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ceres-fauna-hololive-oh-no-oh-nyo-cheeky-smile-gif-23512721

[light badge]

Whuh

Me?

[fleet zealot]

no hololive is probably one of if not the biggest vtuber corpo agency

and they've been uhh

rough times recently

[light badge]

Oh sorry

I have a fucking brain worm

[grizzled aspen]

So called "anti-furries" when Loona is on the screen:

[sullen forge]

SO TRUE

[gleaming furnace]

This is horrible. I’m gonna save it and repost it somewhere

[grizzled aspen]

Just be a man, post the "she looks like she fucks human men" meme, and move on with your day, smh.

[fleet zealot]

holy shit

i barely stand corps themselves

but why

why must good things end

[sullen forge]

@misty nova Agri 9 + Deimos

VA running Headhunter + DA

[grizzled aspen]

Change ethereal shards to warp splitting.

[jagged cradle]

I’m sure everything will be fine

[sullen forge]

You can swap out lingering for Perfectionism

[grizzled aspen]

Warp splitting is literally ethereal shards but better.

[fleet zealot]

nah she's actually graduating sorry you found out this way

[sullen forge]

Thank you

[grizzled aspen]

Also no soulstealer is a yeesh.

[fleet zealot]

played league twice, quits vtubing

such a fuckin curse

[light badge]

I will continuing posting this jpeg until I no longer find it funny

Or forget where it is in my camera roll

[jagged cradle]

Fuckkkkkkkk my asmr

[misty nova]

I'll give it a double tap (kek) later
Thx

[jagged cradle]

Ugh

[sullen forge]

BF1 enjoyers out there?

[jagged cradle]

What a terrible day for rain

[grizzled aspen]

MONTE GRAPPA IS SO PEAK

BUT FUCK THE SMG SENTRY

I HATE THAT ELITE KIT SO MUCH

[light badge]

I have

[sullen forge]

SMG08 users...

[jagged cradle]

Oh yeah I loved bf1

[sullen forge]

we hate them

so much

[light badge]

Fucking hiccups

[fleet zealot]

like i'll be fine

[light badge]

Because bath too hot, outside too cold

Rahhhh

[grizzled aspen]

Do I need to burp the grandma like a baby?

[fleet zealot]

it was sana's graduation that got me cause like, she really got the short end of the stick getting into a car accident that wasn't her fault

[sullen forge]

I was fucking scary

[jagged cradle]

Clean yourself now!

[sullen forge]

on Paschendaelle

[light badge]

Respectfully, eat rocks

[grizzled aspen]

Get burped, idiot.

[sullen forge]

The apocalypse maps Like Paschen and Somme

I could be really scary on

[jagged cradle]

I guess I should play darktide now

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sana-tsukumo-sana-hololive-vtuber-virtual-youtuber-gif-24469088

[grizzled aspen]

What was that really open map that you played russians vs germans on?

[sullen forge]

Literally the same fucking humor I have

[grizzled aspen]

It was snowy and had like one trench on it.

[sullen forge]

language I dont understand

immediately funny

[grizzled aspen]

Defenders had a tank hunter kit and the map was chock full of snipers.

[light badge]

Are you familiar with r/ArabFunny?

[sullen forge]

YES

[jagged cradle]

I should ask my Arab friend what this says

[fleet zealot]

me telling players they should skip heresy

[sullen forge]

@storm crypt I want that fucking emote so bad you fucking dragon

I WANT IT NOW

[storm crypt]

[sullen forge]

GIVE ME IT NOW!!!!!!!

[storm crypt]

discord life hack

right click > open link

[south grove]

join my expi team

[hard nexus]

oh shit

pawesome

[storm crypt]

remove ?size=96

[grizzled aspen]

Noh we are waiting on Hahnda for dorktide.

[visual stream]

The last time I learned what a Spongebob meme said in another language it was not nice

Patrick with ice cream

[sullen forge]

its so peak

[south grove]

ah

alr

have fun

also you're a chud

[grizzled aspen]

???

[jagged cradle]

I’m also there loser

[grizzled aspen]

What did I do to deserve that?

[south grove]

happy hunting pookie

[grizzled aspen]

knee surgery...

[south grove]

felt like it

[jagged cradle]

Don’t call me that

Weirdo

[light badge]

Top 25 knee surgery memes

[hard nexus]

what dat for

[opaque island]

guys, my dad just offered me a beer

[storm crypt]

when you open the link, discord attaches that to the end of it; 96 refers to the size, 96x96 pixels

[jagged cradle]

Explain to the grandma what it means

[storm crypt]

for example, if you right click open link this one

and remove ?size=96

it gets slightly bigger

[grizzled aspen]

Darktide, but you can only do damage with force sword PA.

[storm crypt]

iirc if you save one with that modifier i think it saves at that resolution?? i could be wrong

[grizzled aspen]

I will eat whatever that is.

[storm crypt]

[jagged cradle]

It’s a dragon

[hard nexus]

oh

neat

thank u

[grizzled aspen]

You will be consumed.

Do not resist.

[opaque island]

I wish i had as much rizz as spongebob 😔

[storm crypt]

evil

[grizzled aspen]

rizzbob gyattpants

[jagged cradle]

Can I eat you too

[storm crypt]

STOP IM NOT THAT TASTY

[grizzled aspen]

No I'm too fat to share.

[south grove]

@stone fern

[grizzled aspen]

You don't know that.

[south grove]

translate

[south grove]

sorry

[south grove]

Frog is a cannibal

he lives in the hills

he's a cannibal chud

[jagged cradle]

Have you tried yourself ?

[visual stream]

I can eat a whole box of Nilla wafers among other things in one night and still be 130-140 pounds

[sullen forge]

Like taken a chunk out of my own skin

[storm crypt]

a lil nibble

[jagged cradle]

Yeah

[sullen forge]

maybe a bite

possible

[jagged cradle]

Did you taste good

[south grove]

human meat is mid

[storm crypt]

charlie's non-rant videos are so much funnier

[keen apex]

Hey how's the thunderhammer. I saw some old threads saying it's crap just wanted to know if that's still the case?

[storm crypt]

he's actually funny when he's just being imhself instead of a persona

[hard nexus]

its very good now

[storm crypt]

depends on when "old" was, but last patch buffed it big time

[gleaming furnace]

Ever since being told I look/sound like this guy I haven’t left my house

[visual stream]

It's peak

Especially Ironhelm

[wary finch]

I liked him back when he did random gameplay shit tbh

[gleaming furnace]

It’s good but you have to learn it and love it

[sullen forge]

I will never forget the most monotone description he gave a cheap jumpscare

[gleaming furnace]

(I hate it)

[storm crypt]

he does tierlists that are pretty funny with some good jokes

[sullen forge]

that shit was hilarious

[storm crypt]

also some of the tier lists i tried the top-tier foods and it was actually like, pretty good

i did not expect outback steakhouse to have the best wings i've had yet

(barring homemade)

[sullen forge]

Homemade will always be peak

[storm crypt]

homemade is always the best because it's literally tailored to your preference

but

for ordering outback steakhouse has some pretty damn good wings. good heat to them too

[keen apex]

Good to hear about the TH. Do you guys recommend running the book or zoom for public lobbies?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/lionel-hutz-world-without-lawyers-gif-11914569

[storm crypt]

are you confident in yourself

[keen apex]

Getting that way

[south grove]

I hate everyone

you must see this

[sullen forge]

Brainrot Mastermind

[storm crypt]

you run fury of the faithful if you think you're valuable enough
chorus if you want to be wholesome team guy

[sullen forge]

guys I thought she said Furry of the Faithful

am I cooked

[storm crypt]

chorus is a really good emergency tool, but at some point you should get to a point where you shouldn't need it

[light badge]

me join now

[sullen forge]

am I fucking cooked chat

[jagged cradle]

I’m surprised you don’t call it that

[keen apex]

Ahh cool thanks guys. Looks like I'll be zoom xooming

[storm crypt]

have fun out there

[grizzled aspen]

Absolutely cooked.

[storm crypt]

[gleaming furnace]

It’s not that I need it but my team does. Furry of the faithful never stopped a wipe

[sullen forge]

IM absolutely calling it that now

just to PISS YOU OFF

[jagged cradle]

@grizzled aspen use my psyker build

[wary finch]

Good lord

[sullen forge]

@light badge JOIN NOW!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

If this was dorncord, you'd know what I'd say to you right now.

[storm crypt]

fury is for your team and stopping wipes (also stun locking bosses) yeah, but what i meant is at some point you should get to a level of preventing a wipe in the first place

[jagged cradle]

:3

[keen apex]

Wait how come I can't share Screencast in this group?

[jagged cradle]

Para didn’t want to and hahnda ignored me

[storm crypt]

fury is a far more useful tool you can kinda just use in comparison to having chorus "just in case" if a wipe is happening

[jagged cradle]

Do it for me

[sullen forge]

Furry of the Faithful-

[storm crypt]

you don't have the convicts role

[sullen forge]

YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/pronouns-starfield-yapping-rage-spitting-facts-gif-11981307528457578648

[gleaming furnace]

Ofc in the conversation of this guy wanting to use the big bonk it’s not like fury spam is reliable since th doesn’t really lend itself to crit ability spam

[keen apex]

Ahh okay..

Would someone be able to let me know if this is a good talent build?

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d73d78e-5692-4e94-a0eb-011e279c3a08/mkxv-heavy-evis-build?utm_medium=website&utm_source=gameslantern&utm_campaign=share_button

[gleaming furnace]

But yea I take you point

[sullen forge]

grown man crashes out over pronouns

[light badge]

FUCKING READ FASTER

[sullen forge]

funniest shit ever

[storm crypt]

yeah, it isn't really spammable with thammer sadly but it's still extremely useful for emergency toughness and big bonk; the attack speed is also nice for hordes

[gleaming furnace]

Fury/marty evis bolter was my first go to combo and tbh the most fun I had until I swapped to ogryn

[jagged cradle]

Stay calm

[storm crypt]

the mobility it gives you ESPECIALLY when using the thammer is useful too

[sullen forge]

3 idiots

venture forth

someone is going to have a bad day

3 psykers

PSYKER STACK

LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

WHAT DO YOU KNOW, A DB PSYKER

[storm crypt]

ruining one guys day

[light badge]

forgot I was still using arco's config lol

fuck it we ball

[sullen forge]

PSYKER STACK

ITS PEAK

[storm crypt]

incomparable minds

[jagged cradle]

Oh gale you play psyker ?

[sullen forge]

occasionally

Gunker

Agri 9 gunker...

[grizzled aspen]

OOOOOOOOOOOOO HES GONNA GUNK

[south grove]

clad

leg

[jagged cradle]

Nvm then

[south grove]

remember

[misty ravine]

The Goonker

[sullen forge]

Bro this game is fucking ass

what the fuck was that

[light badge]

me restart game

[grizzled aspen]

I have no idea.

[light badge]

hopefully without major stuttering this time

[sullen forge]

Stabs a perfectly fine flamer

[grizzled aspen]

The random was doing literally nothing.

[sullen forge]

it fucking explodes

instantly kills me

[grizzled aspen]

He didn't even clear 100k damage.

[light badge]

get the consistent flamer backpacks mod

[sullen forge]

Its pack wasn't even sparking

[grizzled aspen]

That was fucking depressing.

[sullen forge]

Fucking dumb

so fucking dumb

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that was dumb.

[sullen forge]

Im restarting to get that mod

[grizzled aspen]

Lmao.

[sullen forge]

these past few days have been nothing but like the most fucking MISERABLE matches

and I have no clue why

@storm crypt Minus you you're cool

[grizzled aspen]

"dragonpawjob"

[sullen forge]

yes

I played a match with "dragonpawjob" and it was fun

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jc2edQR6sm4gZNESA?invite=cr-MSxDZzgsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@grizzled aspen @light badge

[jagged cradle]

Lmao are you guys having fun

[light badge]

"please respect it 🥺 "

[sullen forge]

NO!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

Every time I read that, its a mental flashbang.

[sullen forge]

Im literally Unphased by it

[jagged cradle]

Want me to join?

[light badge]

@south folio idk how, but your config was making my game stutter, bad

[grizzled aspen]

Also I kinda wanna go eat my brother's subway sandwich because it's the same as mine but also that would be very rude.

[light badge]

my machine spirit is unpleased with me I think

[grizzled aspen]

3 psykers and a rabid plasteel hound zealout.

[jagged cradle]

I’m not rabid

[grizzled aspen]

My machine spirit has seen worse things than a janky config.

[jagged cradle]

And I only want diamantine

[light badge]

it's so peak

[south folio]

makes sense, it hasn't been tested in any way

[south folio]

BEAUTIFUL

[light badge]

high character detail, low spec environment

[south folio]

though, it's a good idea to keep the environment with some nonzero textures so that people stop talking about it whenever you record footage

[spare dome]

listen to mr gamecube he knows

[south folio]

exactly

[sullen forge]

Im getting so fucking bored with my melee choice on vet im going back to the meta picks

thats how bored im getting

[light badge]

true

[sullen forge]

last I touched Rashad and PS was like

600 hours ago lmao

[light badge]

its so ass

[south folio]

where's this image from and why are you replying to me with it

[north sedge]

It's clearly your gameplay

[south folio]

no

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-yes-nod-agree-gif-11928667053720670991

[civic rapids]

Nah

[storm crypt]

[copper hawk]

[light badge]

this is literally just Borderlands 1 at this point

[storm crypt]

me when i kill heretics

brutally murder nurglites with hatchets & whatnot

[storm crypt]

i thought this was system shock

[brazen umbra]

Bolter

[broken walrus]

How does collision for FOTF work? Sometimes I get stopped by a Poxwalker's pinky toe, sometimes it parts the horde like Moses

[fleet zealot]

Two different weapons

[copper hawk]

It doesnt

Roundfish

[fleet zealot]

Widly different

[copper hawk]

Welcome madmatman to the most neglected character

[frozen crystal]

Lmao. Last time I saw you post footage this was a topic. Not the point you were making/the point of the video. But your graphics quality

[copper hawk]

[fleet zealot]

You can target an enemy with it, direct blocks can happen but you can bump past enemies if they aren’t dead center body blocking you

You can get a visualization by going into psykanium and holding and not releasing fury of the faithful

You can get the targeting bonuses (longer dash, less chance of getting blocked by something, some level of strafing if your target moves) with just a click but holding it has a golden aura pop up

[broken walrus]

Wish Obese Fish would explain some of this stuff

[copper hawk]

Byeah

[fleet zealot]

Ehh, it’s something you can kinda figure out manually like “oh if i’m staring at this thing in my crosshairs when i charge, i go further”

[copper hawk]

Sometimes u just get stuck cuz flip u

[fleet zealot]

Def not good

[copper hawk]

Mother flipper

[fleet zealot]

But it’s hardly the worst “hidden mechanic”

[copper hawk]

Me too

A lot of shit isnt explained

Twbs working on both melee and ranged

All of IJ

Bleh

[storm crypt]

i was so fixated on the relic blades i neglected to realize

welcome home kerillian greatsword

[copper hawk]

Did she have one ?

I thought it was that axe thing

The bardiche

[storm crypt]

she does! in 2 at least

her lights were exactly the same as that gif

[grizzled aspen]

Where h2 poke?

[storm crypt]

though, her heavy was a straight forwardpoke

[copper hawk]

Probs never used it

[jagged cradle]

I didn’t sniff out enough diamantine

[storm crypt]

assuming its the same as the heavy we saw where the guy got turned into Goo its not there sadly :(

[copper hawk]

Sneef snoooorf

[storm crypt]

it was just ok, nothing special really. so you probably used it once and said "eh"

[grizzled aspen]

Funny thing, the only reason why I popped was because I don't know the timing for surety of arms and how to reload cancel before I proc the peril.

[storm crypt]

glaive was just a better version of it really

kerillian held it like a badass tho

[south grove]

reminder that enemy shooters CAN and WILL can-open their own teammate flamers
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/425

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge @light badge @jagged cradle

[sullen forge]

YOU CUT OUT THE BEST PART

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks

[grizzled aspen]

?

[sullen forge]

I T-Bagged her

LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

Oh I didn't know.

[sullen forge]

Literally last second

[copper hawk]

Ur a monster

Y r u guys so corrupted

[jagged cradle]

What’s on your sword?

[grizzled aspen]

Nothing? It's a weapon customization illisi.

[jagged cradle]

No no blessing

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jc2Bn0LdsHj_aeIcq?invite=cr-MSxoMHIsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

Superiority

iirc

[sullen forge]

You're reminding me I should get stickers of Gale sometime

[sullen forge]

@jagged cradle @grizzled aspen @light badge

[grizzled aspen]

Superiority and slaughterer.

[storm crypt]

[copper hawk]

[grizzled aspen]

You can time assail to proc superiority and it is just a massive damage boost.

[jagged cradle]

How do you deal with carapace

[sullen forge]

Look I need to annoy non-furries by reacting with them every 3 seconds LMAO

[copper hawk]

OC pog emoji posting

[grizzled aspen]

I hit them 11 times until they die.

[jagged cradle]

I see

[grizzled aspen]

Or I just abuse scrier's to brute force the damage.

[light badge]

lord have mercy on my soul

[median steeple]

discord why must you explode

[wary finch]

Goatze them with a krak grenade

[grizzled aspen]

See, scrier's doesnt care that I'm not killing anything, it's just a flat damage boost.

[storm crypt]

they wish they had the amount of joy & whimsy we have

[grizzled aspen]

And I can also just... move away from the carapace.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-arcane-lol-league-gif-23870438

[jagged cradle]

Don’t you dare

[south grove]

https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/breaking-verstappen-hit-with-one-place-grid-penalty-for-russell-incident.udi2rmsZdfGoAqxiluF2b

[sullen forge]

SO TRUE

SO FUCKING TRUE VIA

[south grove]

FUCK THE FIA

[grizzled aspen]

"Joy and whimsy" ma'am your santa hat has the word "cock" written across it.

[south grove]

wire's power sword in question:

[storm crypt]

yeah bc im full of joy and whimsy

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jc2PSfZlXGta1Hfu0?invite=cr-MSxpRXosMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[jagged cradle]

Leave my power sword alone

[grizzled aspen]

If my brother gets home and he aint hungry, I'm going to delete that fucking sandwich.

[jagged cradle]

It’s beautiful

[south grove]

I'm nerfing sunder

fuck you

[jagged cradle]

No

[grizzled aspen]

Why did you leave @light badge ?

[light badge]

restar

for grafic

[grizzled aspen]

Oh I see.

[south grove]

too late

it's in the patchnotes

[light badge]

-1 enviro makes my head hurt lol

too much flat color

[jagged cradle]

That’s it you guys have to deal with my psword now

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jc2Uka5QGi6nOG5zG?invite=cr-MSxRNzgsMTA3NDAxNTczLA
@grizzled aspen @jagged cradle @light badge

[storm crypt]

i hope we get a bunch of really cool blessings for the relic blade

[sullen forge]

Here's a peak Ragdoll clip

[storm crypt]

but then they also give it power cycler & sunder

so you dont get to use any of the cool blessings

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

Sunder is a really cool blessing.

[sullen forge]

The Power Sword dilemna

[south grove]

don't worry

it won't have any of that

I think

I hope

[sullen forge]

it wont

but it'll probably have

similar

must have ones

[storm crypt]

i expect it to have a power cycler equivalent

[sullen forge]

that you will get bullied for not running

[storm crypt]

vent % of heat on kill

[sullen forge]

@light badge I HATE YOU

[jagged cradle]

I hope it gets sunder

[south grove]

@grizzled aspen your augury

holy

lmfao

[sullen forge]

I HATE YOU

[light badge]

whuh

[sullen forge]

YOU CRASHED MY GAME

WHEN YOU JOINED

[light badge]

too powerful

[grizzled aspen]

FEAR THE FUTURE

[south grove]

I'll nerf it

[jagged cradle]

I’m sorry in advance

[south grove]

I have the power of photoshop on my side

[sullen forge]

Anyways I was about to say

ahem

Im making myself suffer this match

[light badge]

raw 'crash to desktop' energy

[sullen forge]

using the Achlys

[sullen forge]

Run brainburst

[storm crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sharingan-gif-18677552

[sullen forge]

Thats all im going to say

[jagged cradle]

Im using my power sword

:3

[sullen forge]

you have literally NO carapace option LMAO

[light badge]

I run BB like, 99 percent of the time

[storm crypt]

i feel like if the relic blade had sunder, wouldn't it be like

kinda useless?

[south grove]

yep

I agree

[jagged cradle]

Shush

[storm crypt]

don't most two-handed weapons have like, 6-7+ cleave anyways

[jagged cradle]

Don’t think about it

[sullen forge]

Let Via cook

no let

let her cook

its useless

but still

[storm crypt]

also isn't there still the stupid like...

5+ target damage cap

on lights

[jagged cradle]

I’m still a guy

[grizzled aspen]

:(

[storm crypt]

i remember mk15 eviscerator players talking about that

[south grove]

Fuck you.

[sullen forge]

I know you're a guy im talking about the other furry here

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[jagged cradle]

wtf!!!!

[south folio]

yeah, though evisc is one of the very few weapons that still have that

[storm crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[storm crypt]

ah i see, so it's possible the relic blade just doesn't have that cap

[south folio]

sunder on 2h would still have the same use as it does on the 1h, and as long as it doesn't have brutal momentum, it would still be a very good blessing

[jagged cradle]

I’m making everyone suffer because of you

[south folio]

since that's 4x cleave and +20% damage on heavies

[storm crypt]

brutal momentum on that moveset would be disgusting

[south folio]

and ignoring carapace hitstop

[light badge]

why is this haircut actually kinda cute with this outfit

[south grove]

You can't anymore

[spare dome]

i fucking hope they dont put brutal momentum on any of the new shit

[grizzled aspen]

Brutal momentum just needs to be removed, ngl.

[sullen forge]

reworked tbh

[storm crypt]

brutal momentum stinky

[light badge]

high quality charachters with low quality enviuronment is so peak

[spare dome]

its the laziest copout if they do lmao

lookin like a mobile game

[storm crypt]

i still think the relic blade having a blessing thats like crit chance while active would be sick

[spare dome]

clash of rejects

[frozen crystal]

They need to introduce a blessing called Swift Slaying

[storm crypt]

STOP IT

NO

[spare dome]

no

[storm crypt]

put that demon back where it came from

[south grove]

don't think it'd have brutal momentum

there's no precedents of 2 handers with it

[storm crypt]

increased critical strike ||damage|| while charged

[south folio]

they should
why? because

[storm crypt]

please enjoy

[fleet zealot]

Reworked again, somehow even better, again

[drowsy steppe]

I agree

[misty nova]

Chat
I finally read through all 97 chapters of Dungeon Meshi

This is where the post manga depression sets in

Off to play light attack only Crucis to see if it helps dealing with that

[rocky nacelle]

this is where I come in and recommend all the kino i read

[proper stone]

anyone else love the chorus but hate that randoms just stare at you instead of doing anything with your generosity

[misty nova]

Thx but not yet
I'll probably watch the anime
Then YouTube reactions

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-pinguin-bomb-explosion-funny-gif-16410861993726820259

Woe, barrels upon thy foes

[plucky geyser]

For a moment I thought someone is recommending Black RX

[proper stone]

hark ye emp will be pleased

[south grove]

Sergio "The Friendly Dog" Perez's 200 IQ move

[drowsy steppe]

4D emperor

[ivory drift]

I love throwing knives

[south grove]

why thunderous

[ivory drift]

I had this discussion with someone else here before

[south grove]

brittleness on second hit and onward is diminishing returns no?

[ivory drift]

but in summary purely to maximize boss damage using a karsolas

for the specific build I'm using on my ogryn

that's it

[south grove]

boss killing without gungryn

I respect it

[ivory drift]

It is surprisingly a lot more effective than you'd expect

for Borovian and Branx Thrust is obviously superior

[flat iris]

does anyone know how to increase my stats maximum% value on my glorious chain axe?

[south grove]

you empower it?

but if it doesn't have the right stat spread it's kinda pointless

[kind oriole]

if you mean over 80%, then you cant

[flat iris]

ohh that’s why it’s got such bad damage %

cos 3 others are at 80

[south grove]

make sure that ending stats have everything at 80% and defences at 60%

80% is the current maximum stat on each category

[kind oriole]

you generally want defense or mobility at 60% and the others at 80

[flat iris]

so i just need to keep buying chain axes and look at their stats before i empower them?

[south grove]

not mobility on chain axe

chain axe has terrible mobility already

[kind oriole]

I said in general

[kind oriole]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, keep buying until defenses reads 60%.

[south grove]

collateral -> defense -> mobility -> charge rate (On Vet)/warp resistance (On Psy)
unless otherwise stated

that's the rule

[sullen forge]

im getting so tired

[south grove]

boltgun, zarona, plasma gun, and a bunch of other ones are exceptions

[flat iris]

thanks guys :>

[sullen forge]

of Darktide saying fuck you im crashing

[grizzled aspen]

Did you do the lua dump?

[rocky nacelle]

That's @sullen forge joined the Strike Team last year, nice enough guy but, weird.

[sullen forge]

Die

[grizzled aspen]

Peak.

[storm crypt]

increased cpu usage by 60%

[flat iris]

okay i’m fully broke now but my best stats on chain axe is 80 on everything but 60 in mobility

still good?

[storm crypt]

mobility should be 80 but its servicable until you get one with 80 mobility

[grizzled aspen]

It's usable, but your dodge distance is going to be terrible.

[south grove]

I wouldn't

mobility on chain axe is terrible

and gutting it even more doesn't help

[jagged cradle]

Shut up

[south grove]

weapon specialist user

[cloud kiln]

does rending do anything for monstrosity damage?

[drowsy steppe]

exe sword moveset on power sword 🤔

[jagged cradle]

On two of my load outs ?

[sullen forge]

what even was dump stat on crusher again

[jagged cradle]

And it’s mostly for psword

[south grove]

rending does not impact unarmoured and infested

so yes

[copper hawk]

Defences

[jagged cradle]

I do need a new chain axe

[south grove]

rending impacts unyielding ADM

[south grove]

your current one is fine iirc

unless I didn't read your stat spread

[cloud kiln]

is it significantly impactful vs unyielding?

[heady frost]

whats my role as a combat knife zealot? taking care of specials spamming in the back?

[copper hawk]

It's a per weapon thing

[flat iris]

i have an option w 80 everything and 75 mobility w 65 penetration on chain axe

[heady frost]

cant figure knife out

[spare talon]

youre not allowed to say this when kars pick exists

[light badge]

this is the look of a dumbass

[grizzled aspen]

It does, actually, but it's a very minor damage boost instead because infested and unarmored have a 100% adm.

[sullen forge]

What blessings

[spare talon]

it doesnt affect them at all

[copper hawk]

Mobility is dump on nearly all weapons

[jagged cradle]

On my zealot?

[copper hawk]

Save those w defences

[jagged cradle]

Not really

[light badge]

Deathblow T3 and Thrust T4

[copper hawk]

Or a quirky thing

[rocky nacelle]

inform (I dont think ive done this) but I did update my mod loader

[ivory drift]

thunderous karsolas is my lifeblood

[cloud kiln]

like uncanny on duelling sword?

[light badge]

surprisingly useable once I get warp charges going

[south grove]

Case by case basis.

[south folio]

it's also not universally true that adms against unarmoured and infested are at 100%

[copper hawk]

Not rlly, each weapon has its own rending modifier

[spare talon]

why would you run thunderous when the picks literally have 2 free power blessings right there lmao

[sullen forge]

It has a Pseudo-DB on it already you probably could do its crit blessing to proc evasive if you have that talent

if not

uh

[copper hawk]

How rending works is on the adm, or armored damage modifier

[sullen forge]

Headtaker + DB

[grizzled aspen]

--lua-heap-mb-size 2048 <- copy that into your launch options

[copper hawk]

It's a percent of the damage you do

[ivory drift]

Specifically for boss damage, for a specific build

[flat iris]

i heard others saying it's needed on chain axe cos poor baseline mobility

[ivory drift]

that's the whole reason

[copper hawk]

So if it's 60% then it's multiplying ur damage by .6

[rocky nacelle]

oh that I did that a long time ago

[copper hawk]

If u can increase the rending it's added to your base rending value

[rocky nacelle]

thought it was something new

[copper hawk]

Say, 40% rending

For ur 60% adm on thay weapon for a kind of armor, let's say unyielding

[light badge]

it just looks so cool

love this thingy

[copper hawk]

The 40% rending is added to your 60% armor damage modifier

[south grove]

don't you have a thrust headtaker mk XII

or am I remembering wrong

sorry

[copper hawk]

Meaning you do 100% of your possible damage to that armor

[misty nova]

Staying alive and killing everything instantly

[copper hawk]

Nah not rlly

[spare talon]

if it was for boss damage wouldnt headtaker thrust be more ideal anyway?

[copper hawk]

U lose like a tiny amount of movement speed

And you keep your dodge

[ivory drift]

for the other two pickaxes yeah