It's noticeable if you're really watching damage/stagger but if you're just playing normally there's no noticeable difference between 65% and 75% on anything lower than damnnation
#zealot-class
hexed igloo
sullen forge
3VEG
south grove
sullen forge
Yeah thats about as
sullen forge
Istfg Tin
obsidian prairie
Seen that
placid fiber
I mean 73% pen with 80% damage and 80% finesse is close to perfect
sullen forge
Tin gaslighting vet chat again by posting fake buffs
and it ACTUALLY TRICKING THEM
The average Vet main IQ
hexed igloo
I wouldn't know I tried plasmagun once and hated it lmao
twin saddle
what would be less impactful, missing 7% on cleave or 7% on pen?
hexed igloo
Barely matters
placid fiber
what would be less impactful, missing 7% on cleave or 7% on pen?
both would be roughly the same
hexed igloo
With less pen might take an extra hit to kill a mauler, less cleave maybe you might hit one less enemy but that doesn't really matter
Can negate whichever Stat is lacking with blessing so meh
obsidian prairie
For what
hexed igloo
I'm cooking another one up
Cook a nerf for the dueling sword for me
south grove
I'll post it in grubcord
violet hornet
Cook a nerf
psword or VoC nerf
storm crypt
nerf power cycler by 1
copper hawk
psword or VoC nerf
Wayyy more than that
hexed igloo
Plasmagun is OP, so we've increased CD for executioners stance and limited the amount of elites it can tag
copper hawk
Troo..
sullen forge
@south grove Cook a VOC and Tac Awareness nerf and I'll actually play into it (mainly cause I want those nerfed on vet even though I use them LMAO)
placid fiber
Cook a nerf
copper hawk
Buffed ironwill as 50% tdr wasnt good enough
It's 100% now if over 75%
Also voc now just has a base cooldown of 6
hexed igloo
Buffed holy revenant to remove the healing cap
copper hawk
Tactical awareness has been nuffed
storm crypt
I NEED THOSE EMPTY
copper hawk
Buffed
hexed igloo
Ew martyrdom
copper hawk
Ur heade , empty !
hexed igloo
Get away from me
sullen forge
I NEED THOSE EMPTY
You're going to get bullied by zealot chat now
copper hawk
https://tenor.com/view/signalis-hop-on-signalis-lesbian-star-unit-eulr-unit-gif-12872051931363118687
sullen forge
(they all hate Martyr)
hexed igloo
Stinky
storm crypt
martyrdom is based because it makes me attack faster
hexed igloo
Green aura with flies
sullen forge
IJ argument inbound
sullen forge
Green aura with flies
hexed igloo
IJ argument inbound
No I only argue ad hominem
storm crypt
inexorable judgement is cringe because it has a gimmick tied to it (also is too far away)
hexed igloo
inexorable judgement is cringe because it has a gimmick tied to it (also is too ...
Martyrdom is cringe because you're getting hit, it's a skill issue
storm crypt
who said i'm getting hit
storm crypt
that fire barrel is lookin' tasty..
hexed igloo
You get hit a lot so you cope with martyrdom like "no I'm just stacking martyr no I'm not bad"
storm crypt
i don't play martyrdom how rebbit thinks it should be played
copper hawk
Gonna crashout again..
storm crypt
"it is le catch up mechanic!"
sullen forge
mention veteran at all and you crash out Cica
hexed igloo
Damn bros cool and different I guess
storm crypt
i go and eat barrel fire to 2 wounds and start gaming
i am martyrdom's strongest soldier
copper hawk
Or mention how outdated or halfbaked zealot is
hexed igloo
Erm reddit dumb, give upvotes
copper hawk
Eg marty
sullen forge
the solid 1.2x builds Zealot can run
hexed igloo
i am martyrdom's strongest soldier
Martyrs strongest soldier when a poxburster appears and instakills him
copper hawk
I run 2 wound and a tness curio in order to run right side and twbs
storm crypt
a poxburster killing you is just user issue i think
grizzled aspen
Heavy swords are falchions...
sullen forge
a poxburster killing you is just user issue i think
Unless its a silent burster
copper hawk
Nop
storm crypt
you get a free death every 90 seconds that heals you back to optimal % for martyrdom
copper hawk
One is a messer
sullen forge
then the game just fucking hates you
hexed igloo
I prefer to tank it by pressing f for invincibility
copper hawk
One is a hanger
sterile basalt
you get a free death every 90 seconds that heals you back to optimal % for marty...
120
copper hawk
One might be a later era falchion , mby ,
storm crypt
90s 120s who cares
copper hawk
Could be another hanger
copper hawk
you get a free death every 90 seconds that heals you back to optimal % for marty...
120 and totally broken btw
hexed igloo
One is a messer
*grossmesser
copper hawk
Pls read my pamphlet as 2 why zealot should die
grizzled aspen
One might be a later era falchion , mby ,
You do know a falchion is a type of sword classification, not a specific sword type, right?
copper hawk
It's one hand or hand and a half
obsidian prairie
Heavy swords are falchions...
I know that, but I am saying they are close to cutlasses than the dueling swords
hexed igloo
I cbf pressing the ß button headass
storm crypt
the only way i would consider playing blazing piety is if the 2hps has crit support
right now i play thammer
and crit thammer sounds LAME
and STUPID
copper hawk
The 9 is 100 a danzig or 1459 messer
hexed igloo
Thammer cringe use a real weapon
obsidian prairie
Critmaxxing
storm crypt
Thammer cringe use a real weapon
name one
grizzled aspen
Critmaxxing
I'm going to flay them.
hexed igloo
Critmaxxing
This might be stupid but how does one get red
placid fiber
90s 120s who cares
nerds
obsidian prairie
Mods
storm crypt
it's just a mod
grizzled aspen
This might be stupid but how does one get red
Mods for maxed out weapons.
placid fiber
Critmaxxing
Not enough crit!
hexed igloo
dangerously based
I'm ngl I actually hate the dclaw lmao
frosty herald
thunder hammer only has a 15% damage increase from crits
visual stream
Thammer cringe use a real weapon
storm crypt
copper hawk
visual stream
Do not diss my goat again
copper hawk
hexed igloo
Do not diss my goat again
Thammer cringe use a real weapon
copper hawk
Wait im goated
grizzled aspen
Do not diss my goat again
Thammer cringe, use a real weapon.
copper hawk
Wait im throated
storm crypt
these are the only weapons i use on zealot
hard nexus
Thammer cringe use a real weapon
use a real weapon, mk3 evis
visual stream
I'm really angry now don't do it again
hexed igloo
I'm really angry now don't do it again
No cock, no balls
storm crypt
except shock maul, heavy sword and eviscerator are extremely infrequent
sullen forge
these are the only weapons i use on zealot
Heavy sword.........
hexed igloo
Thammer is ass bro the shock maul is just better
sullen forge
I love that sword.......
visual stream
Just put the dollar store tazer in the bag bro
hexed igloo
Just put my balls in your hand bro
south grove
these are the only weapons i use on zealot
where's your tac axe?
copper hawk
Use it,,
sullen forge
I'll pass im good bro
copper hawk
It's fun,, i swear,,
storm crypt
where's your tac axe?
dont like em personally
sullen forge
where's your tac axe?
Holy shit you're right
copper hawk
I actually stack scourge like crazy
sullen forge
dont like em personally
You're missing out
shit is hilarious on both Zealot and Vet
hard nexus
I actually stack scourge like crazy
yeah because the shock maul sucks lmfao
hexed igloo
I'll use the tacaxe over the normal axe but like I like everything else better
Not a fan of it
storm crypt
You're missing out
yeah but i just don't like the moveset
i have like
super autism with my weapon choices
sterile basalt
shit is hilarious on both Zealot and Vet
it's so meh on vet
visual stream
What did they change about tacaxe that made it go from sucking to being peak left click spam for everyone in here
hexed igloo
yeah but i just don't like the moveset
You 💯 for that
sullen forge
super autism with my weapon choices
I mean- I understand there but like
storm crypt
the reason i don't use chain weapons frequently is because of the chainsaw revving
sullen forge
it's so meh on vet
YOU DONT KNOW PEAK
storm crypt
it overstimulates me
sullen forge
SHUSH
hollow dove
I'll use the tacaxe over the normal axe but like I like everything else better
antax is nicely braindead
sullen forge
Anyways
hollow dove
just spam light attacks
hexed igloo
I don't like the chain axe because the swings are sticky, it slows everything down so much
sterile basalt
YOU DONT KNOW PEAK
why does the slightly smaller axe do 1/3 of the slightly bigger axe's dps
storm crypt
also that
sterile basalt
storm crypt
i hate how the chain weapons are sticky
sullen forge
cause its fast...
hexed igloo
Evis just sweeps through everything
slender sigil
why the heavy attack does less damage than the light attack for the tactical ax?\
hexed igloo
i hate how the chain weapons are sticky
Only the axe is that way afaik, the others just stick when you Rev them which I'm dine with
slender sigil
when should I use the heavy attack
storm crypt
the chainsword does it sometimes and the evisc. mark3 will too
hexed igloo
when should I use the heavy attack
Always
storm crypt
on its heavies and lights iirc
sterile basalt
when should I use the heavy attack
horde & ragers
south grove
why the heavy attack does less damage than the light attack for the tactical ax?...
heavy for hordeclear
light for everything else
hexed igloo
the chainsword does it sometimes and the evisc. mark3 will too
Nah I'm an evis main all the way, that thing ain't stick unless you Rev it
slender sigil
but it says "strike down targeting one target" for the heavy attack
copper hawk
Im so brocken..
sterile basalt
cause its fast...
I said dps not dmg per hit
hexed igloo
Not sure about the assault sword, that's a maybe for the sticking
sullen forge
I said dps not dmg per hit
cause its small...
hexed igloo
cause its small...
Like a certain something else
visual stream
Plastic explosives? No your honor, these were made for people
sterile basalt
cause its small...
it's like maybe 15% smaller size vs combat axe
1/3 the dps
yay
hexed igloo
Plastic explosives? No your honor, these were made for people
I.e.d? No ossifer this is meticulously crafted, not improvised at all
sullen forge
Like a certain something else
Damn bro dont need to call yourself out like that, pick your chin up king
hexed igloo
Your honor my client pleads who cares, we move to dismiss all charges
sullen forge
true
hexed igloo
Damn bro dont need to call yourself out like that, pick your chin up king
My wallet bro I'm broke as hell
hexed igloo
I wish my wallet was as fat as my ass is I'd never have any issues ever again
visual stream
Someone get a trollface brainrot edit on this gif immediately
sullen forge
"why is everyone so mean 2 me 💔 "
sullen forge
LMAO
slender sigil
why shouldn't you take dmg vs carapace with the axe?
sullen forge
The best way to get banned
sterile basalt
why shouldn't you take dmg vs carapace with the axe?
Base too low, scales badly
hexed igloo
The best way to get banned
I got banned for this one
hexed igloo
Actually comical
sullen forge
posted that
hexed igloo
No lmao
sullen forge
and got banned
hexed igloo
I just posted it randomly
sullen forge
Peak
hard nexus
Not sure about the assault sword, that's a maybe for the sticking
wdym?
the mk13g chainsword is very OP
slender sigil
Base too low, scales badly
even after all the bonus? headtaker, duelist, crit etc
sterile basalt
even after all the bonus? headtaker, duelist, crit etc
They scale well for zealot
But still not good at killing crushers
hexed igloo
Peak
I also got banned from the helldivers server for saying some shit like "look up the rule that sonic the hedgehog says in episode 34 of sonic boom you'll find it if you google sonic rule 34"
Don't think it was exactly that but you get the idea
hexed igloo
wdym?
the mk13g chainsword is very OP
I don't like it.
Thus not op
slender sigil
what is the people's opinion on the tact axe performance
sterile basalt
Some people like it
But most agree they can use some buffs, primarily in damage vs carapace & unyielding
hexed igloo
Peak
Wait no I found it I got banned from helldivers discord for saying "ranking firearms by mouthfeel" I got a warning for the sonic thing
spare talon
some of its damage profiles on its attacks are also questionable
sterile basalt
Its overall damage profile is questionable
spare talon
why does a 2 handed overhead heavy deal the same damage as a horizontal leaning 1h heavy
sullen forge
Wait no I found it I got banned from helldivers discord for saying "ranking fire...
chat what does this mean
hexed igloo
I got banned for "making jokes about suicide" like I guess it could be implied
I'm just gonna suck on the muzzle a little and give it a rating
sterile stone
Pause
hexed igloo
More gay than suicidal I'd think
lean fern
as long as you go from tip to butt
hard nexus
I don't like it.
Thus not op
when i first used it, it was the easiest 800k damage ive ever dropped
hexed igloo
Everything I say is true and real unless you disagree with me then it's just a joke I'm trolling but if you agree it's real and based
hexed igloo
when i first used it, it was the easiest 800k damage ive ever dropped
That's cool and all but I just don't like the moveset it feels weightless
grizzled aspen
That's cool and all but I just don't like the moveset it feels weightless
That's valid but it's still op.
hexed igloo
I just play for fun
hexed igloo
I have the most fun with my evis and bolter so that's just what I'll use forever
brave plover
Is Thunder Hammer worse than Crusher?
hexed igloo
Yes
misty ravine
Everything I say is true and real unless you disagree with me then it's just a j...
Schrodinger's Bait
hexed igloo
Idk
misty nova
Also I forgot to change my curios
hexed igloo
I just be sayin shit bro
frosty herald
Wait no I found it I got banned from helldivers discord for saying "ranking fire...
nah thats hilarious
brave plover
Where do I get this leg? Or how do I lose a leg for that?
frosty herald
Where do I get this leg? Or how do I lose a leg for that?
premium shop second page
or first
brave plover
Premium shop
Now I get it... It costs a leg
brave plover
I still have the 2500 Aquilas from Early Access pack
I never find something that makes me spend them or they cost more than 2500
placid fiber
I used mine to get the gold mask set for the zealot. I was out there making gold masks not look like utter trash lol
it was like 2100 or w/e aquilas back then
or maybe it was 2400...
brave plover
I've been wearing this same pilgrim clothes since a lot
zinc talon
(they fucked up an originally made it 500 million kills)
((lol))
the humor in helldivers just keeps on giving
hexed igloo
Crazy it's just been like 6 filler MOs
Still haven't done anything with the gloom and that's been there a few months now
light badge
Chatters, what is the point of heavy sword special?
sterile basalt
Chatters, what is the point of heavy sword special?
loops into H1 faster than heavy atk spam
sullen forge
Chatters, what is the point of heavy sword special?
matters on variant
violet hornet
It's decent stagger, does about the same damage as a heavy and comes out a little faster than one
sterile basalt
can break rager combo (hits only 1 rager at a time)
obsidian prairie
Chatters, what is the point of heavy sword special?
Better than shit cara damage (barely)
storm crypt
this should not have worked
twin saddle
O
HELL YES
I GOT IT
godly duelling sword
cant wait for the nerf announcement tomorrow
twin saddle
ill stick with me bolt pistol, thanks
fleet zealot
drowsy steppe
plasma 🤮
twin saddle
uh
drowsy steppe
ill stick with me bolt pistol, thanks
real
storm crypt
i think the worst part trying to not do martyrdom is how much the skill tree just sucks
forced to take knives for better pathing
twin saddle
you guys reckon duelling sword will get nerfed? And if yes, how?
sullen forge
@storm crypt You will let me join you immediately
south grove
https://tenor.com/view/butwhy-why-gif-27438167
because it's funny
and I like gambling
visual stream
https://tenor.com/view/tsunomaki-watame-smug-face-zoom-pleased-mischievous-smile...
I think I know what character that is supposed to be
violet hornet
and I like gambling
you should just record you deleting one and post it to vet chat
visual stream
Is versus mode fun
south grove
you should just record you deleting one and post it to vet chat
I should
lemme make one more
modern lintel
light badge
Rats r cooler
violet hornet
Rat time :3
ornate bone
there's a tide of them
fleet zealot
I think I know what character that is supposed to be
watame, sheep who has borderline done nothing wrong
south grove
What exactly makes 1 good at melee
know your combos, know how to dodge
know how to pick specialists from horde
know how to avoid chip damage
zinc talon
the warphanage continues to bolster its ranks
it is expensive to buy, upgrade, and house these absolute abominations before the god emperor so that you and everybody else never have to look at them
your donations are tax deductible
please make all cheques out to Stabitat for Humanity
visual stream
watame, sheep who has borderline done nothing wrong
Oh thank god I was wrong
oblique forum
know your combos, know how to dodge
Hmm pretty sure I know these.
Only thing that's downs me rn honestly is getting caught off gaurd
south grove
Hmm pretty sure I know these.
Only thing that's downs me rn honestly is getting...
getting caught off guard means you don't know target priority
oblique forum
getting caught off guard means you don't know target priority
Or whike I was killing a rager a shotgunner I couldn't see or hear shot me in the ass
vague depot
in general for crusher against carapace enemies i want to use push attack right
and use h1 if pa wont connect
zinc talon
Or whike I was killing a rager a shotgunner I couldn't see or hear shot me in th...
silent specials are something you just have to internalize and accept
they're gonna get you every so often, it is the way of darktide
if it's happening more than once every couple missions, that's something you can work on, but it's gonna happen no matter
oblique forum
I know I'm just saying its not always a "skill issue"
oblique forum
Not really ;p
fleet zealot
was thinking about a dhampir character in dnd,
oblique forum
Like for example, I've played the game a bit but never got deep into it.
While babysitting a friend I know needs some extra guidance and attention for new games a gunner came behind me and turned me into Swiss cheese without real warning.
Can't really do much there
fleet zealot
realize nearly any species can be vampiric
roll human on the extended reincarnation table
10/10
mighty root
@spare talon
fleet zealot
Like for example, I've played the game a bit but never got deep into it.
While b...
dodge, slide,
cause that is a literal skill issue unfortunately
visual stream
There are ranged backstab audio cues and the gunners have their own voicelines
fleet zealot
elites spawning on flanks during events/hordes has been a thing for like a year now
mighty root
The only times I’ve died is me getting disable by mutant or spawns then I die to flamers and busters 
fleet zealot
and if there was no counterplay, no one would clear auric damnation
dodging breaks their initial tracking and that should give you time to sprint if you have the stamina or slide into cover, it is also just a general meta game sense of instinctive positioning
mighty root
Or sometimes I’ll eat a crusher overhead because it’s tasty
vague depot
i die because im a egotistical bum tunnel visioning on trying to get the most kills as possible
fleet zealot
so you aren't in a spot where being caught out by gunners is much harder to deal with (fuck some hourglass spots)
vague depot
it is what it is
copper hawk
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j8dNMhZOlTOl_61rw/spok?invite=cr-MSxtMVcsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
Always be dodging
fleet zealot
ABD
placid fiber
Or sometimes I’ll eat a crusher overhead because it’s tasty
or sometimes the silent crusher gets you... or sometimes your teammate drags it into you... :/
U know... cause teamwork...
mighty root
or sometimes the silent crusher gets you... or sometimes your teammate drags it ...
I did that to tintin btw
zinc talon
was thinking about a dhampir character in dnd,
your call cut out for a sec I lost you at 'was thinking about a' then it went to static
mighty root
placid fiber
I did that to tintin btw
I don't know how to drag a crusher overhead into another teammate intentionally. I am more focused on making sure I can dodge it, rather than where my teammates are while I am doing this
fleet zealot
your call cut out for a sec I lost you at 'was thinking about a' then it went to...
dhampir are half vampires/vampire adjacent
zinc talon
zinc talon
dhampir are half vampires/vampire adjacent
TIL, ok I'm on board now
copper hawk
Alwayz alwayz,,
fleet zealot
basically they have the hunger and a bit of the powers, but sunlight doesn't burn them
and that's just the dnd interpretation, they have a whole folk lore of them
hell everyone remembers castlevania
copper hawk
Twink be so fine..
placid fiber
hell everyone remembers castlevania
Wait, alucard isn't affected by the sun? lol
fleet zealot
Wait, alucard isn't affected by the sun? lol
well
dnd interpretation, dhampir do not have a sunlight weakness
placid fiber
Ah
placid fiber
dnd interpretation, dhampir do not have a sunlight weakness
"We like to say fuck you to our players, but, descreetly" or smthing like that
fleet zealot
just checked, alucard in castlevania is more resistant to the sun but it still effects him negatively as opposed to just burning to death or something idk
i need to rewatch the show
oblique forum
dodge, slide,
Bold too assume I had room too slide
fleet zealot
"We like to say fuck you to our players, but, descreetly" or smthing like that
i actually agree and the DM did give me my own drawbacks if I don't sake my thirst some how
fleet zealot
Bold too assume I had room too slide
make room
copper hawk
Always room
fleet zealot
slide towards them
copper hawk
If u can dodge u can slide
Or just dodge in general
It gets u momentary iframes
U have a lot more room to dodge than u think
fleet zealot
if you can't slide towards them, then you have a shield whether it's terrain or using an enemy as a meatshield
copper hawk
Ill give u a clip 1 sec
placid fiber
Bold too assume I had room too slide
Did you try any of these 5 steps: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, or Dodge?
oblique forum
I didnt have any salsa too dip
fleet zealot
I was but then I had holes in me
the thing is, darktide is a very solved game, if you were to hypothetically record what happened, 90% of the time, players here will have known what to do with it, you are even self admitted not a frequent darktide gamer which nothing wrong with that
the other 10% you are just in the wrong place and it just becomes a macro game issue
placid fiber
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jaSrhWYaQ_D3TFVQ4/spok?inv...
Now that's a prime example of dodge duck dip dive and dodge!
copper hawk
fleet zealot
where you are not positioning correctly for possible dangers and being caught out for it
oblique forum
the thing is, darktide is a very solved game, if you were to hypothetically reco...
I can acknowledge that sometimes I just wasn't in the right place or I didn't knkw how too handle it.
But
Sometimes its just bad luck innit
And that moment I gave you
undone pewter
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jbddt2qQ25H4hr8Pa/spok?inv...
I love when she is going really really wrong you gotta spam push attack it works 100% of the time... 60% of the time
fleet zealot
I can acknowledge that sometimes I just wasn't in the right place or I didn't kn...
sadly unless something is bugged in some way, not really
oblique forum
Qas mainly bad luck
fleet zealot
and it's not bad luck to spawn flanking gunners
placid fiber
the thing is, darktide is a very solved game, if you were to hypothetically reco...
Meanwhile my option is: Panic... and game harder x.x
fleet zealot
it's uncommon but a fixed option for the director
i've had reaper flankers spawn with a crusher+Bulwark enforced horde
hard nexus
I can acknowledge that sometimes I just wasn't in the right place or I didn't kn...
not really, even i’ll admit that when i die it’s a mistake i made, rarely ever is it truly out of your control, (silent burster, trapper, dog rubber banding onto you)
placid fiber
Yeah most of the time you played yourself
fleet zealot
like, the last time I died
placid fiber
Like standing next to a door with 5 bursters in it
fleet zealot
i had a mental breakdown here LOL it was yesterday
fuckin dogged through a bulwark while body blocked by ragers and poxxers
and it was still ultimately my fault
oblique forum
Like standing next to a door with 5 bursters in it
Damn bro. Should've had like a script running too tell me they were gonna spawn there
fleet zealot
cause I was trying to be a hero and save 3 spread out down teammates instead of focusing one or letting them all die and running to extract
hard nexus
i had a mental breakdown here LOL it was yesterday
oh when i oh so very helpfully told you to jsut dodge
placid fiber
Damn bro. Should've had like a script running too tell me they were gonna spawn ...
I mean 5 bursters that weren't silent that you can hear in the closed door lol
fleet zealot
oh when i oh so very helpfully told you to jsut dodge
i haven't opened darktide since
copper hawk
I have a ton of labor if love clips now
oblique forum
I mean 5 bursters that weren't silent that you can hear in the closed door lol
Shhhh don't say that
copper hawk
Of*
fleet zealot
yea even if bursters go silent, I still have my ear out for their spawning noise and any sort of faint beeps
fleet zealot
dodge idiot
i keep dodging the play button
hard nexus
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jb9lfQOyhYxmKXg-M/spok?inv...
lmfao
placid fiber
Shhhh don't say that
(plus spidy sense gives me purple icons for bursters and daemonhosts)
Kinda easy to tell that's not a daemonhost in the door >.>'
fleet zealot
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jb9lfQOyhYxmKXg-M/spok?inv...
ahahahah
oblique forum
(plus spidy sense gives me purple icons for bursters and daemonhosts)
?? Is this a real thing?
hard nexus
i keep dodging the play button
dodge off a cliff (into darktide)
hard nexus
?? Is this a real thing?
it’s a mod yah
fleet zealot
spidey sense mod for pc I do not use, i'm visually impaired and it makes too much noise on my screen and i get lost more
copper hawk
placid fiber
?? Is this a real thing?
I mean I had to choose the colors, but, I have spidey sense colors for muties, bursters, trappers, and hounds
and the daemonhost
fleet zealot
but it's completely accessibility for those with hearing issues so i support it
hard nexus
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jb9nPWz9LB3Gvila4/spok?inv...
penance for shock maul
fleet zealot
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/jb9nPWz9LB3Gvila4/spok?inv...
was this lag+slightly late dodge or what
hard nexus
was this lag+slightly late dodge or what
lag
placid fiber
teal: Trappers. orange: hounds. black: muties. purple: pox bursters and daemonhosts
oblique forum
it’s a mod yah
Oh okay
copper hawk
Crashin out rn
placid fiber
teal: Trappers. orange: hounds. black: muties. purple: pox bursters and daemonho...
I had to choose distinct enough colors that my slight colorblindness wouldn't confuse some of these
fleet zealot
also, rip about my dhampir, didn't get the nice simple thirsts of blood, or something abstract like psychic, dreams, life energy
i got cerebral fluid 
you can't even skim that off of people LOL
placid fiber
Is... is that brain juices...?
fleet zealot
it's all or nothing
fleet zealot
Is... is that brain juices...?
Cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) is a clear, colorless fluid that surrounds and protects the brain and spinal cord
placid fiber
I was kinda right lol
hexed igloo
Who up tiding they dark
placid fiber
I'm sitting at my pc while I wait for this headache to go away x.x
hexed igloo
fleet zealot
yea, like fresh/raw meat, blood, all of those are simple, fuckin get some blood sausage idk
hexed igloo
I'm sitting at my pc while I wait for this headache to go away x.x
Take some ibuprofen homie
hard nexus
Cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) is a clear, colorless fluid that surrounds and protect...
i love drinking my own CSF
yummers…
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/mild-headache-headache-brain-aneurysm-memes-discord-gif-2...
I've been getting weird right side only headaches instead of my usual ones.
placid fiber
Take some ibuprofen homie
I have
hexed igloo
Probably tension tbh
fleet zealot
psychic and dreams you can just, skim off the top of your party members and be fine and they will barely notice
placid fiber
gotta wait for them to start working
hard nexus
What if u were a vampire and u had to drink
that’s called a succubus
hexed igloo
Give the right side of your neck a good heavy massage, see if that helps
fleet zealot
life energy, it's a dnd campaign we killing something eventually
but no, i got fuckin CSF
placid fiber
What if u were a vampire and u had to drink
cica out here asking the important questions in life lol
copper hawk
No this is me
hexed igloo
gotta wait for them to start working
You can also give a 1/4tsp or so of salt, wash it down with a good bit of water a try, usually only if you don't get much sodium in your diet though
copper hawk
that's cica
Yerp
placid fiber
that's cica
I didn't realize it was cica at first either lol
pale spindle
No this is me
fleet zealot
hexed igloo
placid fiber
You can also give a 1/4tsp or so of salt, wash it down with a good bit of water ...
I've eaten 1 and a half bags of cheese puffs, I think I've gotten that much sodium lol
copper hawk
The fate i wish upon u btw 
placid fiber
Drink a shitton of water, maybe have a lay down
I was, but, my headaches get worse when I lay down and sometimes don't go away when I do
hexed igloo
There's also a secret cursed technique of squeezing your whole head as hard as you can then suddenly releasing it, for some reason that works a lot
Something something pressure
hexed igloo
It works for general headaches, makes sense it wouldn't work for a more focused one
Gotta get you a morphine drip or smth homie
light badge
I have added bubble wrap to my discord profile
placid fiber
Nah, regular tylenol and ibuprofen work for me. I also throw in some caffeine as well
hexed igloo
If I had access to morphine I'd be popping that shi for a tummyache ong
Caffeine helps a lot, esp if you usually consume it
obsidian prairie
I love kayex
placid fiber
There's also a secret cursed technique of squeezing your whole head as hard as y...
I'll take that back, the squeezing head thing did work a little bit. I just squeezed a bit to hard on my temple and it is aching there a little bit now
undone pewter
I am excited for the livestream with his VA
hexed igloo
I'll take that back, the squeezing head thing did work a little bit. I just sque...
Ay sick lmao, yeah you just gotta do even pressure so that doesn't happen
placid fiber
Ay sick lmao, yeah you just gotta do even pressure so that doesn't happen
I'll use an iron maiden then. Should be equal pressure enough, right? lol
hexed igloo
I mean
They don't actually come with spikes so if you put a pillow or smth in there yeah it would lmao
placid fiber
Damn
That sounds like too much work
I'll just take the 10 tons of concrete dropped on me instead, then
hexed igloo
copper hawk
https://tenor.com/view/ibuprofen-women-anime-girl-jumping-skirt-gif-109253821488...
I fucking love ibuprofen
Tylenol and ibuprofen simultaneously
Yummer
placid fiber
Tylenol and ibuprofen simultaneously
lunar fable
I just heard a child say
visual stream
I love kayex
I like Kayex everywhere that isn't Rolling Steel
copper hawk
Hittem w this
The itsy bitsy sigma went up the rizzler spout
Down came the gyatt and washed the sigma out
lunar fable
placid fiber
Down came the gyatt and washed the sigma out
up came the (insert word) and dried up all the gyatt and the itsy bitsy sigma went up to rizz again...
or smthing like that...
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sterile stone
I love kayex
My mans got alzheimers
grizzled aspen
Down came the gyatt and washed the sigma out
I'm going to kill you with hammers.
placid fiber
I'm going to kill you with hammers.
don't threaten cica with a good time
light badge
https://tenor.com/view/hopping-fluffy-gif-25867122
I've seen this character get gored in so many various ways
placid fiber
I've seen this character get gored in so many various ways
Interesting...
And how does that make you feel?
light badge
Interesting...
sullen forge
I've seen this character get gored in so many various ways
What
light badge
Observe
placid fiber
I hate that I knew what this was already...
Apparently you two are more knowledgeable than I am, and I was a brony lol
grizzled aspen
Don't watch it.
placid fiber
What
You see... there are 2 extremes in the brony fandom... rule 34... and gore-chasers... <.<
light badge
Yeah basically
placid fiber
I've only exposed myself to the latter
visual stream
I've seen this character get gored in so many various ways
I completely forgot that in the recesses of my mind until you said that
placid fiber
Don't watch it.
I mean... it wasn't as bad as I would have expected tbh
violet hornet
https://youtu.be/n41x0DI-G6Y
yo what the fuck have you done to my youtube feed
violet hornet
out here changing my flavor of brainrot
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placid fiber
light badge
placid fiber
light badge
https://tenor.com/view/donut-burger-junk-food-burgers-doughnut-burger-krispy-kre...
Unironically I've had this before
It's legitimately good
placid fiber
I mean... if it had tartar sauce on it, it would look like something Stan would eat lol
light badge
It'll clog your arteries and kill you within an hour
fleet zealot
placid fiber
It'll clog your arteries and kill you within an hour
So, as someone with severe heart problems in my family, I should eat as many as I can get my hands on?
light badge
So, as someone with severe heart problems in my family, I should eat as many as ...
The opposite actually, but close enough
placid fiber
Eh, it was a 50 50
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/donut-burger-junk-food-burgers-doughnut-burger-krispy-kre...
Heart attack
placid fiber
he's still alive
sterile stone
Hwat
violet hornet
slaps heart this baby can take so many attacks
placid fiber
my grandpa on my dad's side also had heart attacks... but he didn't die from them, he died from old age :/
hearty nebula
:3 hai chat
placid fiber
So I expect at least 1 or 2 heart attacks in the next 20 years lol
what the fuck is this cancer?!
heady frost
visual stream
Reminder that the devs play on malice
And yet they still bring us plentiful Ws
Thank god
Reminds me of that DBD developer who said something firm on the state of the meta and then four competitive players absolutely trashed him with said meta to prove a point
Except the opposite
undone pewter
fleet zealot
opal star
why flemeth kinda
opal star
I never played it and I don't really intend to so 
fleet zealot
just in case ||flemeth is an immortal being and shows up regardless of your actions in origins she has the nice helmet thing||
hard nexus
fuckin continious world rpgs
what if
instead of barn the barista
it was
bitch the barista
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
bitch the barista
i'm not a dog
hard nexus
insert funny joke here
opal star
https://tenor.com/view/flemeth-mythal-flemeth-dragon-age-dragon-age-dragon-age2-...
she can get it
hard nexus
meow in name
i am catgirl and wolpgirl simultaneously
fleet zealot
hard nexus
wound curio
light badge
Is a there a mod that can tell you what your teammates died to? (like in Vermintide 2)
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
Is a there a mod that can tell you what your teammates died to? (like in Vermint...
lemme know if you find one
i gotta collect smykers
weak jewel
light badge
Dreg Bruiser killed OnlyNPCsGoDown
hard nexus
i wanna go home
i wanna play darktide
i need
my power greatsword
right this moment
undone pewter
it's only 4 days now how exciting
spare talon
i think that the zealots are gonna be jealous of how good the force greatsword is
undone pewter
I'm curious about teh push attacks myself
placid fiber
i'm not a dog
What about if it was "Ferret Hunter Extraordinaire"?
because ur a ferret... that also hunts...
not cuz u hunt ferrets <.<'
zinc talon
wound curio
I do not play with less than three wounds, it is the principle of the matter
copper hawk
:3
She was hiding underneath the truck and was attackin my bootz
I got her to play w my id tags
placid fiber
Why is that orca wearing lingerie?
copper hawk
Might have 2 get legit kbitty toys,,
zinc talon
don't you kink shame
zinc talon
Might have 2 get legit kbitty toys,,
string, and those plastic things you pull off of milk jugs when you open them
hard nexus
She was hiding underneath the truck and was attackin my bootz
awwwwww
copper hawk
string, and those plastic things you pull off of milk jugs when you open them
We had 5 50 cord and a stick
But she broke it :p
zinc talon
proves she is in fact a cat
adorable little terrors that wake up every morning and choose violence
copper hawk
The friend in question
placid fiber
adorable little terrors that wake up every morning and choose violence
potatoes?
zinc talon
I visited my parents for turkey day, they had this thing that was a collapsible like, fishing pole, with a bell and buggy thing on the end
their kitten went absolutely BONKERS for it, said they got it on amazon, just to give oyu ideas if you pick something up
I get mine these lil pouches that have catnip on the inside, and stick em in her toys when we play
zinc talon
potatoes?
cats, actually, but I like where your head's at it's easy to see why uh potatoes would come to mind
placid fiber
cats, actually, but I like where your head's at it's easy to see why uh potatoes...
cuz I'm hungry x.x
zinc talon
just say you live in Beijing
zinc talon
heh and that's as far as I go with those jokes
tryna be on my best behavior for the yellows yknow
THE WARDENS
WARDENS
THAT WAS NOT
oh god
zinc talon
pretty good double entendre WAIT NO joke yeah lol
placid fiber
Just don't include ferrets in your foods to eat section and bandit won't murder you in your sleep
zinc talon
pretty sure @hard nexus went quiet cuz she's on the phone with her hitman rn
placid fiber
Sounds about right
That or she's daydreaming
Or she pulled one of my tricks where you fall asleep on the floor
placid fiber
I mean... not everyone can sleep on the floor
Just like not every dog can roll over
zinc talon
placid fiber
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
zinc talon
good, that's what matters to a judge
the cop will still roughhand you during the arrest and all but you'll have your day in court
placid fiber
keen apex
Is there any Cadian armors for zealot?
fleet zealot
Why is that orca wearing lingerie?
THE VOICES
formal umbra
Lost my deathless auric mael streak 
distant yoke
Taxe is so much fun dude
spare talon
i love using assail in the exacty direction of 8 sniper lasers only for it to not hit a single thing
like cool ok where did they go
fleet zealot
i love using assail in the exacty direction of 8 sniper lasers only for it to no...
should have right clicked
violet hornet
also
fleet zealot
also did you turn away? all assail bolts like trying to be in a cone infront of you, even aimed ones, it can make them curve weirdly and even miss
spare talon
should have right clicked
the first shot was
spare talon
also did you turn away? all assail bolts like trying to be in a cone infront of ...
and no
i know how assail works
they just
didnt land
fleet zealot
hard nexus
pretty sure <@265332960792805378> went quiet cuz she's on the phone with her hit...
noh i’m just rotting rn
violet hornet
thanks for ending my hardtide streak, matchmaker
hexed igloo
noh i’m just rotting rn
Me frfr
zinc talon
zinc talon
noh i’m just rotting rn
is this, like....consentual decomposing or are you being eaten by scavengers against your will
hexed igloo
Probably bedrotting
zinc talon
oh in that case totally pick up some actual linen linen bedsheets like you see in medieval shows
hard nexus
is this, like....consentual decomposing or are you being eaten by scavengers aga...
uhhh
a bit of both
zinc talon
did you try telling the wolves no
wait, youre dead, forgot
did you decide who you're going to be haunting and slowly driving insane over time
big decision
spare talon
yknow what works so well together
vent purge
and endless bomber spawns
now what little you could see, you cant!
now your screen is just solid grey and red!
hard nexus
did you decide who you're going to be haunting and slowly driving insane over ti...
cole
spare talon
clearly
zinc talon
float just over his shoulder while he plays and whisper what he's doing wrong loudly enouigh to distract him from combat
shudda dodged thaaaaaaaaat.....
grizzled aspen
is this, like....consentual decomposing or are you being eaten by scavengers aga...
All of meow's oomfies are picking the bones clean so she can rot in peace.
zinc talon
oh then I bet they're right there babytalking to em the whole time
pointing out bits they missed
hard nexus
All of meow's oomfies are picking the bones clean so she can rot in peace.
honestly when i die
if someone could just
dump my corpse in the woods
let the wolves eat me
that’d be great
return me to the soil
born from dust, let me become it
grizzled aspen
Ecclesiastes 3:20
"All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to dust again."
acoustic dune
just finished downloading darktide
sullen forge
the wolves after devouring Cyn's rotting corpse
acoustic dune
(hope this this shit keep mods)
sullen forge
it doesn't
acoustic dune
fuck
my collection is slowly getting back
soon my goon power will be back at peak performance
grizzled aspen
Please fucking sort your shit.
acoustic dune
Please fucking sort your shit.
dude i just got this lastnight
grizzled aspen
A file to sort things into takes 30 seconds.
acoustic dune
i am still redownloading app
copper hawk
Wolp
grizzled aspen
https://tenor.com/view/zobmies-cod-richtofen-blood-of-the-dead-gif-5829566032111...
Explain the entirety of the original zombies to me, but in fortnite terms.
sullen forge
Explain the entirety of the original zombies to me, but in fortnite terms.
Original as in
WAW-Bo1
like
its huge you know how much im going to flood the chat if its WAW-BO4
hard nexus
Ecclesiastes 3:20
"All go unto one place; all are of the dust, and all turn to ...
yarp exactly
grizzled aspen
its huge you know how much im going to flood the chat if its WAW-BO4
Like everything to do with the original crew.
acoustic dune
god i hear the fan twirl
acoustic dune
welcome back white noise
grizzled aspen
Like "cranking 90s" should be an often used term.
sullen forge
Like everything to do with the original crew.
where do you want me to start
like begining before the events
or like
Map wise story
opaque island
this is a big ask, what the fuck is a fortnite term
grizzled aspen
this is a big ask, what the fuck is a fortnite term
If you have to ask, your brain isn't rotted enough to understand anyway.
zinc talon
born from dust, let me become it
most cities mandate that you have a steel casket that water can't penetrate, because if it floods the buried bodies can poison the water supply
tame narwhal
Cant ask me to burn things with this burn cause fuck man
opaque island
most cities mandate that you have a steel casket that water can't penetrate, bec...
wack, but that also makes sense
zinc talon
ikr
grizzled aspen
Cant ask me to burn things with this burn cause fuck man
Flare gun looking mf.
opaque island
if i cant be buried under a cool tree to feed it with my body I want to be cremated, personally
grizzled aspen
You get cremated for that process anyway, iirc.
zinc talon
cremation's cheapest by far also
grizzled aspen
Your ashes are enough nutrients for the tree.
drowsy steppe
Cant ask me to burn things with this burn cause fuck man
get cucked
zinc talon
I had a family member pass away maybe half a year ago, the cost of the traditional funeral as we all think of it will make your balls sag
opaque island
I had a family member pass away maybe half a year ago, the cost of the tradition...
either its always been a rich person thing and media lied, or that shits become alot more expensive than i always thought. though i guess its probably the whole family pooling money together
zinc talon
sure, it's that, and also life insurance policies can have a section just for it too
sullen forge
Map wise story.
Nacht - 4 Epic marines crash land their battle bus into wicked woods airfield causing crazy double pumpers to come from the ground whilst trying to find their boy Peter McCain, they tragically get dropped by sweat lord double pumpers.
Verruckt - 4 more epic marines drop to Crazy Asylum also looking for the bro Peter McCain, but again whilst looking for loot they are jumped by newgen scrubs, only 2 gamers manage to escape the sweats.
Shi No Numa - 4 Skin users drop into murky swamp and notice even more newgen scrubs are here at this area trying to steal their loot, they eventually find a warp in order to teleport to their next drop point for epic loot.
Der Riese - 4 Skin users drop into Tilted Tow- And proceed to get assaulted yet again by newgens, but they do find lots of good loot.
There are you happy?
frozen crystal
I work with funeral home people. It is a scam in the same sense as weddings
zinc talon
but yeah^
using grief as a deflector to make a couple extra bucks
kinda offensive imo
frozen crystal
Overcharging because it is a “life” event that people will spend money on. Due to cultural stuff
spare dome
yea all ill say is i guess "it depends where you live"
sometimes its expensive because the state youre in demands autopsies and stuff
and if you want a presentable body well
frozen crystal
A state won’t demand an autopsy unless they go to the ME. I do autopsies (not medicolegal)
hard nexus
most cities mandate that you have a steel casket that water can't penetrate, bec...
throw me into the woods
the critters will eat me
that way
no water poisoning
frozen crystal
Bring the sky burial to the US
sullen forge
I want to be crucified
fleet zealot
Turn me into a plant
I haven’t decided what exactly tho
Maybe a tree
Ooo an olive tree
I love black olives
grizzled aspen
Nacht - 4 Epic marines crash land their battle bus into wicked woods airfield ca...
@opaque island read this to understand what things being explained in fortnite terms means.
Also yes, this does make sense.
grizzled aspen
I want to be crucified
No you don't!
Do you know what the actual cause of death of crucifixion is?
frozen crystal
Suffocation
sullen forge
EXACTLY!
opaque island
<@110839421972037632> read this to understand what things being explained in for...
i can feel my brain melting as i read
drowsy steppe
Nacht - 4 Epic marines crash land their battle bus into wicked woods airfield ca...
accurate
grizzled aspen
i can feel my brain melting as i read
I told you that it would rot your brain.
sullen forge
Edward Glizzytofen
merry flume
grizzled aspen
Edward Glizzytofen
This vexes me.
sullen forge
this just came up into my mind
sullen forge
microshart
sullen forge
the hell are they
grizzled aspen
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029394897989537842/1168544487182716939...
That thing is orange. 🫵
acoustic dune
acoustic dune
i fucking hate micrapants
sullen forge
But do you have the old one at all
acoustic dune
Do you have the old hardrive
i got all my shit imported into a external hard drive
n i am redownloading this shit
merry flume
sign into onedrive doofus
acoustic dune
sign into onedrive doofus
thing is i need to download everything first
or that shit wont stay
ya get me
who ever is preg reacting me
i am gonna draw you
merry flume
storm crypt
return of the pregnant man jumpscare
grizzled aspen
It's definitely vic.
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
Now you gotta draw him pregnant.
sullen forge
me when I get pregnant man jumpscared
merry flume
yeah its me
acoustic dune
Now you gotta draw him pregnant.
first i need to get my shit in groove
and get 7zip
n other shit
acoustic dune
i can draw hadron bricking your weapon
bitch please
i have drawn her is goddamn sweat
storm crypt
jk i cant draw
acoustic dune
with her hot MOMMY GILF TOMBOY TITS
grizzled aspen
Dude.
grizzled aspen
Stop.
acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
She is literally a giant bag of wrinkles sitting on a skeleton.
acoustic dune
fuck me life
merry flume
AHAHAHAHA
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
@storm crypt whats with the hat?
sullen forge
ME AND VIC SEEING YOU HAVE TO DO NOTHING FOR POSSIBLY MORE THAN 1 DAY
acoustic dune
32gb of ram btw
sullen forge
LLLLL
sullen forge
What via's?
grizzled aspen
One of the usernames of all time.
grizzled aspen
It's almost as bad as Backup's steam name.
merry flume
goes hard
sullen forge
@storm crypt Thank you "dragonpawjob" for having such an awesome username
acoustic dune
what in the bloody hell is hapenning
grizzled aspen
I am teetering dangerously close to the "furry by association" line.
acoustic dune
I am teetering dangerously close to the "furry by association" line.
i mean