#zealot-class
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now time to browse for meat shots
its like watching an actual lobotomite
Barrel them :))
also yea oops gale
mfw soyker runs ahead like zealot and murders everything but its 10x more effective
because soulblaze goes through walls
š“ļø
:3c
but psyker is a glass cannon !
they are
Soyker hating same as scout hating in DRG.
(iām making fun of psyker chat)
Did history repeat itself?
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j99gTsACKlHz9ggza?invite=cr-MSxxMnEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA
@rocky nacelle @merry flume
Watch Space Program and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
i know im there everytime you get into a shit throwing contest with them
true
they deserve it though, 99% of psykers suck, and theyāre also almost always the ones to have the audacity to say iām speedrunning or throwing or not staying with the team
@spare talon did you snag any 3vegs
im currently fighting to get psykers toughness regen reduced, and toughness longevity increased
Why do mfs always run away from the thammer user when they aggro daemonhost
just use maelstroom.net
In auric maelstrom
Making ME put in extra work to save your life bro
meaning
no more toughness battery psyker
but they can actually survive?
if a psyker accuses me of that, itās one of 2 reasons
iām running slightly ahead to kill elites
theyāre using trauma staff or smite or purg and i want to have fun so i run out of their range
1 fucking shot?
they rely too much on basically shitting out so much toughness
the moment they cant, they fold
I have been playing with a knife and bolt pistol for the last few games to level them up but i have the actual items at level 300ish.
what is the lowest level i should do heresy at?
give psykers innate golden toughness, they don't have enough with the highest ranged damage potential of the game
No, keep it to where psyker loses full toughness and half health from one shotgunner blast
can you play malice without getting downed
im gonna STROOOOOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
yeah
IM STROOOOOMMMIIING
Im a vet, and I've been accused by Soykers of speedrunning
then go to heresy
IM 3 VEGGGGINNNGGG
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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fuck my chud life
OH GOD IM CIVIIIIIIINGGGG
i play heresy at a pretty good level when i have my 400 level stuff
UUUUUUUUGHHHH
too far........
but i feel like i'm takeing a long time to kill trash mobs ig
bro i just joined a game and loaded into a trapper net
HOLY lagspike
with knife?
thatās like
the whole point of knife
i suppose
dude fr
shoulda used +9 stamina and blocked
oh believe me I would've surivied here
Game director:
Watch Comically Slumps off ledge and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
btw, the game was targeting me cuz I was carrying these dudes
i blame ur clear FS block mod
because it looks weird
I love... carrying teams... soooooo much....
I like to not be more blind than I already am thanks
*drunk
get pwned
Beat this
you derp
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man fuck this game
i think if i used basically any other weapon than mk3 evis i could drop 1m damage games fairly often, i just love the evis too much to do that
i got an 800k pub game earlier with mk3
carrying pubs thru auric is fun
we had a semi decent chorus zealot
not enough mog
1m damage games are always the most fucked
iāve gotten it twice i think
once with @spare talon because he sucks and i had to carry him

and another was a duo with saldar a while ago
ok
oh my god
i havenāt gotten any recently
(shes dragging that to her grave)
another rolling steel
LMAO
you know what ELSE is massiveā¦.
your stench
I don't even understand what killed me there
game just didn't want me to exist
hey guys
MY-
take my picture with the hammer
Deez.
dudes take my
Oh no bro...
lol
I agree
regarded
co-worked as we were closing said
"so are you still on that darktide grind"
little did he know
to get along with
person
*Difficult
i rambled to a coworker about darktide for like 20 minutes
on i think my second day
arent your co workers all middle aged bald dads
which was my first day seeing him

i may be autistic
I think you are
heās the only one thatās not that
mine or meows
autistic people first impressions be like
mine
so anyways lore dump
yeah literally
@modern lintel I started a new playthrough til the devs fix the current missions
And here's something neat
so anyway it all started about 6 million years ago with these guys called the old ones
they were basically space frogsā¦.
All the stuff you find in the intro you can keep if you stash it in a safe before you get robbed
@light badge are you not playing anymore
drafted to play Hunt
Need crop this out?
I need both of these actually
itās so over
:)
who up froggin it
Consider done
sorry for your lossā¦
thx lasagna
Meeeeeee!
those are nitros, meow
Deadass?
:3
Yep
the only loss here is financial
Abusing the fuck out of that when I get the game
oh i didnāt even notice lmfao
lmao
stub all your toes........................
dual dolches or ur a bitch
smh getting on the toilet:shitdown
This was all the shit I grabbed in the tutorial
kunt:blowdown
I'm using bornheim match so I have some half-decent ammo economy
cunt blow clowns?
primary is nitro explo
BOOOORIIIIIIBG
cunty blue clowns
Bout to sell all these rifles and start my playthrough off with a few grand in my pocket off the rip
Wish I did this on my first playthrough
yea the legendary artifact at the fire whirl anomaly just wont spawn on mine rn
this shit will never not be funny
selling a gun that says itās worth 2k and only getting like 200 dollars for it
slav moment
SIBLING
That's called real life.
Businesses do this thing called "Mark up" to make profit
Frog has completed his malice boy transformation
hm yes let me sell you this pristine hk416, an extremely nice rifle worth 10k+
ok iāll give you 40 whole dollars
?!?!?!?
he shall now tell me of hammerblow/skullcrusher dclaw
Yeah...
That's how life works...
Have you not seen pawn stars
That's literally how people fuck the average person over

doesnāt make it any less infuriating to play with
Edgyker
and thatās why iām abusing a bug to get full value from selling items
typical noob scrub tactics
not surprising you'd resort to em
yeah i like to actually be able to buy things
cheating....................
I was gonna say
man I love watching ads with a bit of youtube video in between
There's a explot going on rn where you can just infinitely sell things
suffering builds character ā»ļø
suffering builds character ā»ļø
suffering builds character
yeah ik thereās the infinite money glitch but
iām not really using that much
i only used it to repair a gun
that was it
because for some reason it was like 20k to repair it
I agree with this
twice the value of the gun itself
bro cant handle the zone economics smh
i hope you explode
you not built for this zone lil scrubby
You not built for these auric level operations son
me if i was a lobster
thats an isopod
dumbass
whatās ur favorite shark
thats an isopod you ape.........................
Tiger Sharkā¦ā¦
me if i was an isopod
MID
NOT LOBSTER !
looking at my achievements rn have spent 700k so far and have abt 120k on me rn bros broke
BUMPY WEIRD
cica grub
hmm
Shut UP BRO HOLY SHIT PLEASE COMBUST INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS AND BE FORGOTTEN I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!!!
norp
unlike cica
:3c
like a real shark bro
whale sharks r just cute though
true
whale sharks > >>
uwu mk4 taxe...
they r scary but cool
but thats the point
I like Tiger sharks cause theyāre incredibly stupid and eat everything regardless of itās edible or not
tiger sharks literally just be inhaling
they just like me fr :3c
food
Aren't tiger sharks also very jealous of other sharks when people are in the water?
i saw when i went scuba diving forever ago
Lemon sharks are a thing
Or am I thinking of a different kind of shark?
Lemon sharks
they're 2 busy eating trash
They get jealous
everywher
I just know there's a type of shark that's really fond of people and they get jealous of each other.
@sterile stone just sae a zombie in an exo skeleton didnt know they ran like that
Tigers are too busy being actually brain dead
Bull sharks are the very aggressive ones
bolter vet in a civi has higher damage than me
almost exclusively from ranged
hes almost out of ammo
wonder if he realizes hes fucked himself
im broke again :(
its not even 1/3rd through
Saw a few like that
Tiger shark. š«µ
Rough Angular Shark
what if hes still top dmg at the end
Surprisingly zombies are really really fucking accurate with their guns
basado
@rocky nacelle
Heās got no clue where he is
had a civi with a vet and zealot who both were almost out of ammo by the first drop down because they forgot it was a civi
he is awfully angular
everyone in this games fucking chris kyle and can see through the dark
this guy probably feels like
idk it must be really cool to touch this thing
itās probably smooth
They eat crabs
in all directions

No wrinkles or bumps, nor ridges or lumps...
Fun fact one of the more dumb things they found inside a tiger sharks stomach
Was a cannon ball
It's only gonna get harder with A-life 2.0
I would do that
you wouldnt eat a cannon ball
you wouldnāt download a car
Cause theyāre awesome
Idk man Gale is pretty stupid.
guess u could say he was low on iron
I bet I could convince him to eat a cannon ball.
or something
gale
hi
i feel like youād eat a cannon ball just to say you could
just found a shark mogging
I mean, look at him.
give me it now
Absolutely.
get mogged idiot
You know my sona is a Tiger Shark right
got mogged by shark, itās so over
He is... jawesome...
ropemaxxing now
have you fought a pseudo giant yet
Nope
shark pog
Furry. š«µ
So fucking jawesome
shark pog shark pog
if this is fr i wanna see it that sounds jawesome
i love shar..
remind me later
instead of cat
Gale is a furry all along
theyre absolutely fucking insane took my like nearly 300 rounds and almost all were ap and like half a dozen nades
It should be a Agri 9 on it
jawsome
lmfao true !
summon knifywolf
me n who
So we've got pawsome and jawsome, when do we get frogsome?
i don't listen to mr jawsome

noone cuz ur bumpy weird

in other words
i am NOT bumpy weird
please hold my hand
i am
in other words
smooth normal
@acoustic dune we have a request for you when you get your laptop fixed, me and meow
Yes what is it?
not gonna happen lmao
It's ok I will dance with you. :3
Sure
get a 3veg or something aids for later
Make it "Jawsome" with an Agri 9 Vigilant Auto Gun
This is why you keep the rpg nearby
YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND

Post me the gun

I might make it a wee jinx in the way she design her gun
I must mark it on my calendar.
@acoustic dune
(Shark head at the front
Its that one
N tail for stabilizer)
On it
When I announce when I get laptop back
this is a great reaction gif
@hard nexus @sullen forge any special request of what style you want it?
that is so incredibly jawsome
A cover from Shiro Sagisu.
This image of Rei II is definitely the definitive way to listen to this.
It was here before, but IDK what happened. Either way I willed it back to
existence on YT.
Or shall stick with renaissance medival
Im a steel legion fan
Shark surf theme :D
It's gonna be piss yellow.
That tell Mr nothing
Poor choice of word
Make something steel and army me think
Steel legion is basically krieg but not stupid and no suicidal tactics.
Their big thing is fighting orks.
Anyways these guys
And they wear yellow with gas masks.
he be smiting and shi
O neat ww2
this guy just picked up a grim just to destroy it...
Barrel.
They literally just bully the ever loving shit out of orks with that type of doctrine yeah
i accdenntl thought a crusher was my teamate...
A vibe of its own tbh
Blitzkrieg?
Industry steel and exhaust pipe from tank
Basically
No Churchill mix n match?
they tend to utilize chimera transports to get their soldiers from one place to another
Steel legion is krieg if they weren't dumb.
Let the armor do the work, use transports to move infantry around, have infantry fortify positions.
@acoustic dune Some REALLY old art of them
ALL CREDIT GOES TO POTENTIAL HISTORY.
Original: https://youtu.be/TFJ_YqnlElY
Potential History made the meme, I just cut down the footage to only the meme part. I'm willing to take it down if Potential History doesn't want me to post it. I just figured his meme was especially funny and decided to cut it down.
They dont fuck around either
Krieg just go "ooga booga heavy artillery with a side of infantry charging at the same time."
Steel legion go "I have a tank, you don't."
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Ey... I love my trench warfare
Steel legion do trench warfare.
They do also
And they do it better than kriegers.
lmao
Fuck you creeping barrage are nice
steel legion does it better
kriegers are literally an alt paint scheme spinoff
What steel legion lacks against Kreigers
that's how they started
Shock tactics only work so many times before the enemy gets wise to it.
is the fact they're still human and not completely hallow
clock tower
fuck off
oh did they tend to be Ex-hivegangers also
under the ocean >
Or get bored shooting
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I like ork hunters
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OK imma go watch pooptube
boiling pot >
I don't like shovel fuckers
N stuff
wait actually
this was on quickplay heresy
was it world 7
God I want some curry
was the laundry machine
@grizzled aspen He doesn't know about Vraks
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nope
also
cant forget
siivagunner decided to drop this
Music: Clock Tower Factory (Intense Mix)
Original Composer: Hidenori Shoji, Ryuji Iuchi, Sakae Osumi, Haruyoshi Tomita, Tomoya Ohtani, Chiho Kobayashi, Hideki Naganuma
Arrangement: Modeseven
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D08kd1Cmr-ncqfajomFK98P
Please read the channel description.
under the ocean > inside the whale > bubbly washing machine
crazy that whale dead ass had a whole city inside of it
like wtf
man
super monkey ball 2
goated as hell
unironically
the whale cutscene spooked me a little as a kid
same with the finding nemo one
lmfao
also
cannot forget
#SuperMonkeyBall
Extended remix of the the Monkey Target 2 music from SMB2.
Welcome to use this for whatever you like but credit would be appreciated. Enjoy x
Am thinking this pose be look cool or it is too big?
shit sound good, never even heard anything of that game
listen to all the things we posted
^
Make him stick out commander style
would anyone be down to help get the just a flesh wound penance
With a long pike
i played it so much when i was younger
So he can get in melee range
Like standing on inside the hatch?
Half his torso naked outside
With a pike
Yeah that
Naked?
Like jousting
Oops wrong ping.
You fucking wish
Holy crap.
Poor lad
Gg
You cost that man a therapy
Hopefully they have pings here muted or something like that.
"Who tf is knify? Why is he drawing me naked"
Poor lad
that's another damn banger, some of the sounds remember me of 2000s digimon games
I typed @gal and I swear I clicked Gale but apparently not.
frog will wake up in a cold sweat of embarassment later in the night because of this
@modern lintel Got no patience for this, took a nade and just killed them all to insta finish the side quest
I doubt it.
Anyway.
@sullen forge Knify is gonna draw you naked bro.
I dont think he know's chat
Discord likes to give you an initial list of names that make sense and then change it to a bunch of people you've never seen before a split-second later
I'm gonna turn maulers and crushers on for spidey sense and run a CIVI now.
Yes u are
@acoustic dune this look epic might say
Nice
Yeah pattern blueprint for you
Now add enemy under the front tracks
Turning into jams
Make him have the most horrific expression on his face possible
Dude I need to add a gun for badge after this
I'll think of the compo later
Shark tank
Well that's smth I'll need to think off
You could use steel legion headshot and put some shark ears and agrip 9
@sullen forge any particular badge shape?
Fucking what
Speaking of sharks
Any day now FS will cave and add furries as playable characters
Then it's all over
Shark fin soup is one of the dumbest culinary creations ever made
The shape badge
Thatās Chinese
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Last one I made a shield
fuck trying to think
That's one of the only parts of the shark that ISN'T edible and you decide to poach sharks just for the fin
It's better than some shit I've seen Chinese medi do
Like roach farms
Just dm me it later
I am watching smth right now
I would prefer roach farms over shark poaching
Anythings edible if you boil it down into jelly
At least it's not wasteful
Payday2
Yeah
Something real crazy though?
Yeah I don't care how sick I am
I ain't eating no damn roaches to cure any ailments
You can just shoot me to make me feel better
There are specially designed tables specifically made to hold a monkey in the middle
You could use the shark head and enlarge the size of it
A badge shape instead
You know what not a bad idea ill make the shark head the badge shape
You genius lad
:)
You get become catboy disease
The Lumiification has begun. :3
Cole cat got psych communicate from lumii
weāre so back
iāve despaired over that
before
with paradise

then my cat decided to use my mouse arm as a halfway point from the floor to my desk
thank god i wasnt playing
I love green circles in mah scoreboard
Validation is a hell of a drug
the only true validation scoreboard mod offers
is proof that console players are just definitively worse at the game
sorry console players its just true (your input method sucks)
THe end of evil omens always feels so chaotic
No cock, no balls
this is a classic
Pc incels malding that I'm leaning back in my beanbag chair chill gaming
i remember i found this song
and forgot it
Talking about the monkey table not you
I'm aware
@spare talon most sane twitter users name
Talking about my monkey?
but I have to DM it its that crazy
I'm still disturbed people eat monkey brains is all
Bozo my monkey is more of a man than you'll ever be
He wears dope fuckin Hawaiian shirts and hats
And he smokes cigarettes while riding the little bike I got him
Ohh okay
was*
Are you implying my monkey is trans
on account of having his brains eaten in a specially-designed table
Yes
Transplanar because he's in heaven
That wasn't my monkey
never heard this before
really
a dance version of heaven
im surprised
My monkey built different, he wouldn't be caught by the likes of you
I didn't catch him wth
moneky built diff
He smokes enough cigarettes to kill you with the secondhand smoke alone

That's some Ed Gein shit
I gave my chainsmoking monkey a zippo lighter and he started spinning it like a butterfly knife
@sterile stone just ran into a chimera for first time took like 250 reg 9x39 and about 100 ap wtf
Yeeeeaaaah
Chimeras and Pseudo giants are specifically bred to fuck your day by any means possible
theyre literally just the ammo police srry well be taking fucking all of it
Esp since I play on veteran
i couldnt too heavy was omw to traders
Look man im getting that chud camo before the 5th alright
i love uranium
is that the watermelon guy
starting to hate zaton for not having both a guide or techie absolute wasteland
Bro looks like he's about to pop out that leather jacket like a squeezed sausage
hes the high level JRPG character you find near the end of the game
@rocky nacelle Peak obtained
whos level 20 and has better stats than all your level 40 main cast
I abhor swamps ngl
Literally walk into ankle height water for.1 seconds
I have suddenly fallen into quick sand apparently
we got chinese nemesis before gta6
mods, barrel this man
This ogryn that I played with was absolute garbage, except when it came to hunting mutants.
@modern lintel Got a bug
The new and improved vodka holder with your scanner
Slav approved
revolutionary
Chud Rifle being worked on
:)
hi lumi
hi mutt
so
uhuh
That being
i played with tintin, frog, and yamato
mhm
who do you think dealt the most damage to me
and who dealt the second most damage to me
is it just me or do veteran's reload speed buffs just like
yam
I dealt the most because I killed him.
incorrect
:3
they're not crazy
thats why
frog murdered me with a barrel
yamato caused me to take like 300 damage with barrels and demonhosts
then frog had to go
and a HORRIBLE ASS titled ogryn replaced him
Thanksgiving dinner go brrrr.
oh so they're using a different formula for it when they say "30%"
I had so many deviled eggs.
thanks fatsharkā¢ļø
lmao
Its mainly cause a chunk of the weapons aren't like
it's gonna look good with the new sword
nah
@remote lark join me you furball.
I know tac reload is game changing with Bolter
if they're shit then there's no point bothering anyways
i mean
to get use out of that one
i'd need to like
not magdump
and magdumping the boltgun is fun
:3
@remote lark You should just play with me, para and victuals sometime š¬
because they're regarded
actually have fun for once
frog is stinky bumpy weird
hurray
i'd like that
laser party
I have like, 8 left.
Watch rave !! and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
And sniper gauntlets are funny.
this is what happened the last time i played with frog
Because I get to watch Lumii dance like his ass is on fire.
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j99KXNZfWXIoKtxv6?invite=cr-MSxNODAsMTA3NDAxNTczLA
@rocky nacelle Send your POV lmao
Watch The General Electric Collateral and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
And not help him.
watching black sun with a homeboy
he already did earlier i think
rn
@grizzled aspen
Watch jackass explosion and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
i'm calling it right now
these two randoms
are going to eat shit and die
except maybe the shield ogryn
Oh most certainly.
well
that's almost a guaranteed outcome
My last match, one of the zealouts was a martyr, and he ate like 9 sniper shots at once after his until death popped.
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Playing whack a mole
bro sent the crusher flying
gave gale another existential crisis about soyker dmg
the dbarrel was supposed to be non meta......................
Fun it is?
Non-meta......... noob damage farm build beating both the zealot and veteran................
hairy tick space program
I love lights out sniper purges
put me in coach
If Poe2 isnāt free is on my wishlist queue instead
Thanks god
Me after I spent $15 brought currency stash
And never touch the game again
Then sequel come out
@rocky nacelle send me what you use for db scriers
give me a sec
real
exactly as it sounds, Base Damage is the strongest and go before any % damage boosts
what evan said
I think I may have just found the secret sauce for my build then
DD feels really inconsistent without scrier's
based?
my eyes
funny enough
i was preparing a psyker build for havoc right now
mine looks somewhat similar
Let it be known that Lumii ignored the objective instead of doing anything.
how is your scoreboard and ovenproof set up to get yours looking like that
Only when I said something did he move to do anything.
I can never figure out which to leave and which to use
actually
Average taxe user.
probably might be something like this with trauma and 2h force sword
i jumped down following someones marker
Just reminded me I gotta work on that 500k kills penance
and theres this tiny little pathway with no rails
and only a ladder to get backup
and i got swarmed
carnage
stupid pubber dropped a marker in a death pit
i mogged the plasma vets elite damage
lmfao
Turn off everything from normal board and the padding and messages from ovenproof.
yuh
He was also using psword.
He got mogged by everyone, including the shield ogryn.
is that bad
I can run it fine with vent but shields are just so hard to use.
i love this running joke i'm starting to notice
the only missions i ever fail
like period
are the ones i run with @stone fern
Peak.
The vet is running limbsplitter taxe. @remote lark
if I ever use the word iframe in the wrong context
whats limbsplitter agin
š
Big power boost on your first attack every like 6s, but it resets every time you attack.
It used to work infinitely on helbore, and he's using a helbore, too.
l m f a o
Who's gonna tell him?
It used to apply to every stab, no matter what.
@modern lintel You find a revolver or SVU yet?
revolver yes just bought one svu no
What ammo does revo take?







