zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-wake-up-wake-up-in-night-ren-and-stimpy-gif-24104879

[bitter anvil]

Day ruined

[rocky nacelle]

nah

[modern lintel]

dont worry theyll put you in a dreadnaught

[lunar fable]

me when i wake up and realize smykers exist

[rocky nacelle]

cica in the pink cat eared dreadnaught

imagine

[full nebula]

You won't build as much tolerance if you don't drink as often. But if you continue the tolerance builds just like most other drugs.

[copper hawk]

Id slay fr

[bitter anvil]

Drinking periodically?

[rocky nacelle]

well ya you're in a dreadnaught

[bitter anvil]

That build up tolerance?

[rocky nacelle]

you'd be doing alot of slaying

[jagged cradle]

That’s a thing?

[copper hawk]

Mmm meowcohol

[rocky nacelle]

where there's an emperor there's a way

[copper hawk]

I can probably get through a full bottle of whiskey in a month and a half

[rocky nacelle]

not a weekend?

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

fake military member

[full nebula]

If you have a few drinks each night it'll build a tolerance to a point. If you're drinking 2-3 drinks to get a slight buzz, and you do that consistently. Over time you're gonna need more and more to get the same kind of thing.

[rocky nacelle]

🙄

[copper hawk]

Noh I only drink when there's a day off after

[bitter anvil]

I’ll have cup of blackout stout

[copper hawk]

I never drink beer

[rocky nacelle]

the amount of hungover people ive seen come into work

lmfao

[copper hawk]

It's a waste of money to me

[rocky nacelle]

I hate beer tbh

[full nebula]

That's tolerance

[bitter anvil]

Japan

[rocky nacelle]

I like coronas now but still

[copper hawk]

And it harms my femboy physique, most importantly,,

[rocky nacelle]

id rather just drink liquor

or some shit

[copper hawk]

Yah

[rocky nacelle]

if im getting drunk

[modern lintel]

my marine friend likes to pretend he wasnt a rabid alcoholic while he was still in

[copper hawk]

Candy is dandy

[lunar fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZgCkAVRU_g

[copper hawk]

But liquor is quicker..

[rocky nacelle]

the point of drinking is to get fucked up yknow

[lunar fable]

japan was interesting

[rocky nacelle]

so im not drinking beer

[bitter anvil]

[rocky nacelle]

but now that ive gotten older

[copper hawk]

Id like 2 try soju

[lunar fable]

when i was there people were coming out of bars at like 11 or 12

[rocky nacelle]

I can hella appreciate chilling with beer

lmfao

[lunar fable]

on a weekday

[full nebula]

Nah getting fucked up isn't the point. Trust me, it's a lot more enjoyable when you can still do things.

A decent buzz is way better than being hammered

[rocky nacelle]

I aint drinking for the taste

js

[bitter anvil]

I think drinking liquor with your friend or someone you know is a form of socialize

[lunar fable]

the first time i drank it was with the homies at my kung fu school

[full nebula]

I know, I'm talking effect here

[lunar fable]

they got hella drunk and wanted to start playing cards

i won 80 dollars that night

[rocky nacelle]

blob and companions

[copper hawk]

It is the point

[rocky nacelle]

playing cards

[copper hawk]

To me anyways

[lunar fable]

i love money

[copper hawk]

I drink, get buzzed, have fun watching/playing/chatting

[full nebula]

Smh these kids and their antics

[copper hawk]

Then I go to sleep

[bitter anvil]

Sweet momma you gamble the game and won the bet

[copper hawk]

Beer just makes me feel bloated and gross

[rocky nacelle]

if you dont think the point of drinking isnt to get fucked up idk

[copper hawk]

One shot is 4 beers

[rocky nacelle]

obviously not fucked up to where you cant do anything

[copper hawk]

Yah

[rocky nacelle]

being drunk and gaming is lit

[full nebula]

Beer has a ton of carbonation

[copper hawk]

But drunk like

[rocky nacelle]

or just being drunk and hanging out

[copper hawk]

Thoroughly buzzed

[rocky nacelle]

ya i know what you mean

[copper hawk]

Qhere u dont feel sick but u get the euphoric feeling of having drank

[full nebula]

The difference between you guys drunk gaming and me though. I'm better

[merry flume]

being high and gaming

https://tenor.com/view/excited-peter-griffin-dancing-party-happy-gif-21542450

[copper hawk]

It makes everything fun for 5 hours

[rocky nacelle]

personally I enjoy cross fading socially

its like 80% smonk and 20% alcohol

perfect mix

[copper hawk]

What's cross fading

[merry flume]

me rn

[copper hawk]

Oh

[bitter anvil]

Never take car key under influence

[copper hawk]

Dat good kush and alcohol

[full nebula]

I can't focus on shit when stoned, not enough reaction time for auric and shit.

[rocky nacelle]

lmao

[lunar fable]

when i got home that night i immediately booted up a game to play

[rocky nacelle]

lil fem baby didnt know what cwoss fwading was

👶 🚬 🍺

[modern lintel]

i used to play dayz w a scottish guy who would only pvp whille on ketamine

[merry flume]

lil military boy can't smoke weed

[bitter anvil]

Be drunk and play crosswords on newspaper 😄

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/stackswopo-fivem-stacks-gta-gta-5-gif-746315736717856754

[rocky nacelle]

dont worry nicotine and alcoholism

[copper hawk]

My grandpa wanted me to try

[rocky nacelle]

thats all you get

take it or leave it

[merry flume]

lil buddy not gon bust his gunn

[full nebula]

Weed and alcohol a lot of times don't go well together, I find that alcohol overpowers it most of the time.

[copper hawk]

He grows alcapulco gold

[rocky nacelle]

alcapoopo gold

😎

[lunar fable]

da poopoo gold??/

[rocky nacelle]

stoner grandpa

[bitter anvil]

It is true that drug and alcohol can’t go together? I heard that stuff long ago I can’t remember it

[rocky nacelle]

that reminds me

I saw this older white guy in the gym one time he had like fully white beard and was bald

id say 40s or so

[merry flume]

SANTA????

[rocky nacelle]

he had a tank top that said weed chills and alcohol kills

god tier fucking boomer

love that guy

[full nebula]

Some drugs sure, it really depends what it is. If you take something like Xanax and drink, there's a not unreal chance it can kill you.

[bitter anvil]

Aye

[storm crypt]

what a guy

[modern lintel]

me whens its time to drop acid and ride around in the back of my buddys trunk

[full nebula]

Anything prescription or related, there's normally a reason you're not supposed to do it, beyond "durr it's bad for you"

[rocky nacelle]

ganondorf the great king of evil plays warhammer 40K:Darktide

[copper hawk]

All I heard was f slur i love this

As a queer he can have the pass

Darth Vader is an ally

[naive stirrup]

zealot main AMA i will pretend to know the answer

[storm crypt]

it was "fucking" not the f slur LMAO

[rocky nacelle]

where did you hear the f slur

bro wanted to hear a slur

LOL

manifesting hate

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-demon-dies-gif-24481160

[sullen forge]

Bane plays Darktide:40K

[naive stirrup]

he said "back at it again"

[rocky nacelle]

you think you are strong?

i was born in the pox gas

molded by it

[storm crypt]

oh yknow what i could hear that yeah

[rocky nacelle]

i heard back at it again after he got picked up

then its a fucking mauler

[naive stirrup]

"hey it's your boy joe ___ lord, back at it again"

[sullen forge]

Via your team is just something

[rocky nacelle]

2 se conds later

[sullen forge]

those fucking names

lmao

[naive stirrup]

"OH IT'S A MAULER HELP"

[merry flume]

gamning..... someone..

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/gamer-gif-20482851

[rocky nacelle]

HOLY SHIT HEEEERE IT COOOOOOOOOOMES

[naive stirrup]

this guy is funny

[merry flume]

heby sworg gaming

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/here-it-comes-tornado-meme-gif-23054073

[bitter anvil]

Joe *** lord

[copper hawk]

I LOB HEBY SWOD

[rocky nacelle]

stupid sword gaming

[sullen forge]

urghhhhh fine pookie.............

[storm crypt]

i wonder if i can find the clip i have of

[copper hawk]

Oh

[storm crypt]

lore accurate quietest ogryn

[copper hawk]

Heby 7

Yawn

[sullen forge]

Yeah I'll join give me one moment

[merry flume]

wats wrong with 7

[sullen forge]

are they screaming?

[copper hawk]

Boring poopoo

[rocky nacelle]

its not off meta enough for him to feel cool using it

[storm crypt]

** VOLUME WARNING**

[naive stirrup]

i wish getting item level 500 actually changed the rarity to sainted

[copper hawk]

Bad horde clear

[rocky nacelle]

: >

[merry flume]

compared to?

[bitter anvil]

Can’t trust Pubbie?

[copper hawk]

The 9

[violet hornet]

7 is best hsword

[storm crypt]

the ENTIRE GAME he was this loud it was AWESOME

[copper hawk]

When u could clear horde AND do single target

Pawesome..

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[rocky nacelle]

it doesnt feel off meta enough 2 cica so he doesnt feel swag using it

like a lil nooblet

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j6ghLNzqp6mcrNAK0?invite=cr-MSwxczQsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[storm crypt]

i loved when he would get grabbed by a mutant because he just SCREAMED

worlds quietest ogryn

[sullen forge]

The magnum opus so far when playing with @rocky nacelle

[violet hornet]

hsword 7 in pubs be like

[lunar fable]

@copper hawk do you have any other csword build

cause book is STINKY

with randoms

[violet hornet]

I actually tried his csword build earlier

and I hated it lol

[rocky nacelle]

xd

rip

[violet hornet]

but I think that had mode to do with me being terrible with csword 8g or whatever

[rocky nacelle]

@merry flume @sullen forge

[sullen forge]

Hi...........

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library-library-world-literacy-day-happy-literacy-day-literacy-day-gif-18346136

[violet hornet]

csword 4 or an evi for me I guess

[median steeple]

book

[sullen forge]

Grim run time?

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[hard nexus]

chasm logistratum my beloved

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-fgc-ggs-gg-wholesome-gif-26548918

[grizzled aspen]

KILL THE MUTANT

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/beat-up-adventure-time-finn-jake-book-gif-4896842

[lunar fable]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lava-cat-minecraft-cat-gif-13440479435726322249

[hard nexus]

the zealot was using this

what is thast

[light badge]

Update: I have now finished my glass of absinthe

[merry flume]

grape nos or mango loco monster

[lunar fable]

60% SHREDDER

[median steeple]

thats me beating zealot chatters to death

[lunar fable]

peak

[rocky nacelle]

whens your turn

[light badge]

I am definitely feeling it, though no hallucinations yet

[median steeple]

when I get defeated

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/out-self-eat-gif-21224085

[rocky nacelle]

play smite again

you might feel a semblance of defeat

[sullen forge]

@merry flume Gotta use the restroom i'll brb

[grizzled aspen]

That took a while.

[rocky nacelle]

you hallucinate drunk?

wtf yall drinkin

[misty nova]

Chat

[rocky nacelle]

Higui

[median steeple]

hello

[hard nexus]

straight ethanol

[light badge]

I've been sipping it slowly

[rocky nacelle]

worry about getting carried by rev it up blood thirsty zealot sweetie

[bitter anvil]

@merry flume you lately play with pub? and you didn't like it?

[light badge]

Absinthe. This one actually has wormwood in it, so that's to be expected

[storm crypt]

fatshark should give us friendly fire back so i can shoot smite psykers for zapping everything

[lunar fable]

pubs stink

[merry flume]

i usually always play with pubs

[sullen forge]

Holy based

[merry flume]

but i want to play with people i know while i get really high

[bitter anvil]

oh

[rocky nacelle]

interesting never drank it myself

[sullen forge]

Well I mean there’s ALWAYS BARRELS

[bitter anvil]

so youre high you want to play people you know

[misty nova]

I know why Nurgle happy, you can slide in the goo

[copper hawk]

Use my build w chastise

[rocky nacelle]

WAT

[bitter anvil]

odd ball right there

[hard nexus]

have u not known this

[light badge]

I'll update you on anything interesting that happens

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slide-sliding-snow-gif-18545911

[hard nexus]

i’ll give you mine, cica copied it but made it book

[merry flume]

i play a few games then i jump on vrc

[copper hawk]

Wat

I no copy

I pawesome and original

[hard nexus]

no

[copper hawk]

[hard nexus]

u stole mine

didnt u

[copper hawk]

My catboy swag is immeowculate

I actually dont have a chastise chord build

[median steeple]

the mimic.....

it tries to lure it's prey

[copper hawk]

Id probably just use the dclaw build u gave me

Or whatever the standard crit ij build is lmfao

[misty nova]

Found out just before they took mutated horrors down

[rocky nacelle]

well higui

did you know this

mutated horrors tentacle explosions can stagger a BoN

[grizzled aspen]

It's just chastise and martyrdom.

[copper hawk]

God the zealot talent tree is so cooked

[misty nova]

One does not just slide in the goo

That shit gooey

[bitter anvil]

im going play with you for today, since i've been watching discord chat for whole day now me bored @merry flume

[merry flume]

i like my bon drippy bruh

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-eric-andre-eric-andre-show-nightmare-gif-25187817

[hard nexus]

i like my derp rofl bruh

[median steeple]

me to the randoms

[rocky nacelle]

krill yourself safe

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/600873630699749407/1293115690127065129/staring_at_u.gif

[hard nexus]

nobody fuck wit my derpy swag......

[rocky nacelle]

krill yourself safe

[merry flume]

pawtism

[sullen forge]

Holy 2008 is calling

[hard nexus]

[sullen forge]

Jawtism

[rocky nacelle]

adhtism

[hard nexus]

LMAO

true!

[rocky nacelle]

the psyker quelling beside me

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-pizza-burnt-cooking-fail-top-chef-gif-25847959

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-kid-black-umm-mahmoud-gif-11362661

[hard nexus]

it even cuts itself !

wait

that

that sounds bad

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/fiber-optic-friday-eat-the-optic-cable-cable-shark-fibre-shark-gif-25548843

[hard nexus]

me asf

[bitter anvil]

😪

[sullen forge]

Jawtism (me)

[misty nova]

I hate BoN slightly less now
Slightly

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/sharks-ula-they-only-bite-gif-14955148

[jagged cradle]

There’s nothing swag about it….

[median steeple]

wrong

[merry flume]

right

no swag

[grizzled aspen]

One (1) hammer zealout vs burgle, who wins?

[bitter anvil]

swagtism

[sullen forge]

Running my methhead smoke build btw

[grizzled aspen]

Trick question, it's the achlys pbb ogryn.

[jagged cradle]

Gonna need my inhaler

[sullen forge]

my vape pen

[bitter anvil]

the Gas passer

[storm crypt]

they should add curio blessings that give me a chance to not use stimms

gotta share the good stuff with my homies once i've tried it y'know

[rocky nacelle]

then that would be useful

👎

[storm crypt]

like bardin taking a sip of a potion and passing it along after putting his lips all over it

[bitter anvil]

vic vic vitus

[misty nova]

The Hookah for stimms

[grizzled aspen]

This but it's Kerillian.

I will not be apologizing.

Suffer.

[median steeple]

freak

[storm crypt]

well anyways

[gusty orbit]

always share your needles with your fellow rejects

[lunar fable]

smh

[storm crypt]

curio blessings would be cool but i feel like it would be locked to 1

since we don't have the necklace/trinket/whatever system vt2 had

[light badge]

The lions on the wall are speaking to me

@rocky nacelle

[rocky nacelle]

sibling dont listen to the voices except my beloveds

[sullen forge]

Talk back to them

[bitter anvil]

is vic today duo'ing?

[jagged cradle]

I think she should listen to them

[rocky nacelle]

this is the ugliest vet ive ever seen

[jagged cradle]

Show?

…

Ew

[sullen forge]

Fucking BEAT ME

[jagged cradle]

Double ew

[storm crypt]

this guy HATES crushers

[bitter anvil]

almost

[jagged cradle]

Still just as ugly

[gusty orbit]

vets really love that outfit when they have the absolute peak of free cosmetics in this game unlockable by using voc

[visual stream]

Flak rager isn't counted as maniac because he has flak armor
Tox bomber is unarmoured even though he's a maniac
Scab flamer is maniac even though he's wearing flak

???

[light badge]

Krak Ds4 VoC

[rocky nacelle]

your eyeballs still work

thats good

[bitter anvil]

which helmet?

[gusty orbit]

daring today are we

[light badge]

For now yes

[storm crypt]

beta helmet

[bitter anvil]

yes i had on other loadout

[light badge]

I like the gold one more. It matches better with the gold on the axe, and the yellow bits on the armor

[light badge]

Though the silver one matches the belt better; something to consider

[bitter anvil]

so the left pic is better?

[light badge]

Aye

[bitter anvil]

that's what am wearing 😉

[gusty orbit]

get the light blue pants that match that exact fit and you're good to go

[storm crypt]

my zealot is ridic overused but i wanted armor

[clever swan]

good times

[light badge]

I barely ever see this set tbh

[gusty orbit]

skirt fit is the only fit i would pay for rn

[gusty orbit]

because zealots are tasteless hobos that can't dress properly

[storm crypt]

this set and 2h weapons go so hard

can't wait to see it with 2hps

[gusty orbit]

jeez, i need that myself

[bitter anvil]

i found it.

[gusty orbit]

the pauldron, the leather, the skirt, the chest piece

[gusty orbit]

ready for the grinder

[bitter anvil]

tbh :/ the matching color doesn't fit my taste

[modern lintel]

https://youtu.be/PSNI_alOcV0?si=gIxLiDYgR3kW0KFI@paradise_.

[bitter anvil]

why matching color btw?

[modern lintel]

fuck

@rocky nacelle

[gusty orbit]

if you don't like it more that's okay, just my taste of matching stuff

[bitter anvil]

i see

[light badge]

Pleasing contrast >>> matching colors 1:1

imo

[bitter anvil]

my eyes not great detecting same matching color if they are slightly off

[modern lintel]

i raise u this

[gusty orbit]

that's probably the only fit where i like matching both colors more than good contrast, same rule with real life

[storm crypt]

i saw that one and it looked cool, but iirc it clipped with my rebreather

made me sad

[visual stream]

Today I learned that Ironhelm push attack puts you in a different place in the chain than just push does but only for the heavy attack. Puts you at L2 just like push but not H3

Completely useless knowledge as far as I can tell but fun to know

[bitter anvil]

i didn't buy zealot cosmetic from it, these from penances cosmetic

[gusty orbit]

really wish zealot had non ugly shit for free cosmetics

[lunar fable]

man

i was double digits damage taken

[lunar fable]

until i got onto a data interrogator and my team didn't cover me

[bitter anvil]

that happened to me half of time

[gusty orbit]

shit feels like alchemy

[modern lintel]

my other zealots

[bitter anvil]

this reskin is already cool for me

[gusty orbit]

certified classic

[visual stream]

It's okay, we disown Push Attack in this house so don't worry about that part at least

[lunar fable]

🔥 🔥 🔥

this is drip

[bitter anvil]

need more armor

heavier

[modern lintel]

i ordered some alfredo but they forgor the chicken what the frick

[gusty orbit]

there's one ogryn set almost identical to this one and it's fire, the only heavy duty thing ogryn has for all i know @bitter anvil

[modern lintel]

i think i know which one ur talking abt it has a red reskin aswell right

[bitter anvil]

the candy crane

ogryn

[gusty orbit]

i don't know about a reskin on ogryn for that one, but it's almost 1:1 to the zealot one

yeah that's the one

[bitter anvil]

if is fully covered armor, am buying it

[modern lintel]

older rotation

[lunar fable]

i kinda want to get the pegleg

[bitter anvil]

i know

[lunar fable]

[modern lintel]

u r pegleg

[grizzled aspen]

And you would tell me you'd rather share a drink with Bardin? At least Kerillian is clean...

[lunar fable]

wtf

rude

[modern lintel]

truth

[lunar fable]

you know what i'll say it

i was the one who ate your chicken

[modern lintel]

[bitter anvil]

seem like i didn't get invite to play

[lunar fable]

[bitter anvil]

🤷‍♂️

[visual stream]

Bardin would at least be fun to drink with

[grizzled aspen]

Kerillian is just as witty as he is.

Lumberfoot.

[visual stream]

Kerillian would probably call you the slurs that she barely keeps from leaving her lips when she's sober, like any wood elf

[grizzled aspen]

Just a different flavor of company is all.

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but here's the thing, I wasnt referring to alcohol.

I was referring to potion sharing.

[visual stream]

Oh oops

[grizzled aspen]

As in drinking after somebody.

[visual stream]

Yeah fair nuff

Especially slayer Bardin

[modern lintel]

why arent we including kruber smh

[visual stream]

Mf does NOT shower except in blood

[grizzled aspen]

I'm pretty sure her mouth is probably the cleanest of anybody's, especially considering she wears a mask.

[gusty orbit]

kerillian is so toxic that you would get second hand poisoning anyway, im taking my chances with bardin

[grizzled aspen]

Weak.

[grizzled aspen]

Just don't get poisoned idiot.

[visual stream]

Kerillian spiking your drink on accident because she's on a poison tolerance grindset and had some residue left on her mouth

[grizzled aspen]

There are worse ways to die.

[gusty orbit]

actual sister of the thorn move

[median steeple]

freak

[modern lintel]

me waiting at a spawn door when i hear a dog

[grizzled aspen]

Cope.

[visual stream]

The poxburster making no noise in that exact stance waiting for you to swing through the door

[modern lintel]

real

[gusty orbit]

turns out it spawned afar and insta pounces

[opaque island]

is this about which of the ubersreik 4 we would drink after?

kerillian is probably the cleanest

next to saltzpyre

[modern lintel]

id drink w kruber any day

[opaque island]

drink with kruber and bardin

drink after

is a different contest

[modern lintel]

ill do both

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle you fw the smoke build

[violet hornet]

pubs officially harder than playing solo lol

[modern lintel]

many such cases

it will get considerably worse after dec 3rd

[rocky nacelle]

reviving in fire

[sullen forge]

P E A K

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ultrakill-gabriel-low-tier-god-gif-12014517738974639816

@merry flume https://open.spotify.com/track/0oZruYqA629QXvUin7DQpR?si=184b632fa6c84f20

[modern lintel]

iv never had a caper b4 any fw them or do they just suck

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-yap-yapper-yapping-gif-5642199211123099306

[merry flume]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/600873630699749407/1293115690127065129/staring_at_u.gif

[rocky nacelle]

i feel like this is the same guy who was psyker

when I was playing with clad

LMFAO

it sounds just like him

I think it might be (hes just on another character)

[violet hornet]

they're like tiny olives but have a sharper pickle like flavor

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-fgc-ggs-gg-wholesome-gif-26548918

@rocky nacelle Show him the way of General-Electric

absolutely swag on him

[modern lintel]

i remember random stealth zealot getting racist first time playing w para

[jagged cradle]

Pawful

[lunar fable]

joined a lobby with 3 dueling swords

[modern lintel]

free thinkers society

[visual stream]

My first chart was wrong, forgor something that I use every day oops

[lunar fable]

this guy's not even using sienna's voice

[spare talon]

Sienna doesn't voice any of the psykers

[fleet zealot]

not enough reactions for this tbh

[median steeple]

the sprinter

[fleet zealot]

she a chonky winter gal

[misty mason]

Lol

Synast barreled me off a ledge

Barrel in the middle of a bridge

No enemies around

Drops a cool guy "dont walk in front of me"

Imagine being toxic while being not very good at the game

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-kill-robot-army-charge-gif-25282657

[clever swan]

i was in a game and a dude was like "This game fucking sucks" and his team score was legit like 8 and my team score was 180

[visual stream]

Find Synast and publicly deal with him

[hard nexus]

that’s my gif….

[visual stream]

Yes

[obsidian prairie]

Holy fucking shit

[hard nexus]

thief…..

[obsidian prairie]

I found it

[visual stream]

I sorry

[hard nexus]

@visual stream is my grub now

[visual stream]

(not sorry)

[hard nexus]

confirmed

[obsidian prairie]

The ALMOST good knife zealot

[visual stream]

HUH

[south grove]

nothing can stay yours forever

THE ROT

CONSUMES

[fleet zealot]

here's the sniffer

[jagged cradle]

People steal all the time

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-sniff-fast-inspect-curious-gif-7403218525557513532

[jagged cradle]

Look at cica that thief

[south grove]

deleted for inaccuracies

I stole his organs

[lunar fable]

all this psyker has done

is spam smite

classic

[visual stream]

Grass is green

[mental coral]

Are you not supposed to play on low health as a marty zealot? Just saw a reddit post and some guy was talking about how marty is supposed to be a safety net and how people who play on low health are "a special breed"

[visual stream]

That sounded bitchy oops

[visual stream]

I think the only reason to intentionally play at low health is for weapons who need breakpoints with a specific amount of stacks of martyrdom

Or if you're top 0.001% of the playerbase

[misty nova]

Why would play martyrdom at full health

Might as well go IJ

[visual stream]

Agreed

[south grove]

I encountered a specimen yesterday

[hearty nebula]

..

was the specimen... damaged?

[fleet zealot]

specialmen

[hearty nebula]

[south grove]

lemme pull the board up

I still have it I think

[visual stream]

F cooldowns HATE this man

[lunar fable]

fun build

but it makes me play very aggressive

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle @merry flume bro really bitched about me not getting him when there was fucking

4+ flamers and bombers

I HATE PEOPLE

[rocky nacelle]

ignore cyra you need dorn autism to keep up

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-scream-red-face-screaming-ahhh-gif-6194034448995423487

[rocky nacelle]

he was talking about standing on the railings

[gusty orbit]

reddit isn't a reliable source of anything, but the idea isn't too far from what it should,martyr at face value encourages losing health to enabling the keystone, but losing health on purpose will put you on a situation of don't get hit by anything at all, doable, but not for many at all

[rocky nacelle]

to ignore the fire

and rez him

[mental coral]

There are players like that. Some dumbass got mad that I didn't try to revive people when there was 4 bombers 2 flamers, 3 shotguns, 2 snipers, a mutant, a hound, and a trapper all on the screen (don't ask how the fuck there was that much shit)

[rocky nacelle]

which is a thing you can do but theres literally 4 flamers and 2 bombers

and a trapper coming

so

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle LITERALLY

IF I DID THAT I WOULD BE FUCKING DEAD

[gusty orbit]

also the best thing about martyr is the tdr and attack speed, few weapons benefit greatly from the damage for all i care

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[fleet zealot]

babies when the first thing they need to do after being born is cry

[rocky nacelle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6fN2Mub6flbFQKm6z8Zith?si=4df99837d6c84641

[merry flume]

i didn't cry when i was born

i locked tf in

[rocky nacelle]

im a strxberrymilk enjoyer

[lunar fable]

[rocky nacelle]

also bro

where r the LIBRARY BOOKS

[gusty orbit]

they love dying trying to revive the idiot that went down on their own, classic pub move

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-peter-parker-spider-man-across-the-spider-verse-having-a-snack-eating-a-burger-gif-10938776235461565795

[sullen forge]

That fucking match man

Ogryn gets to the end

goes down

ONCE

right next to me

Alt+F4's

[gusty orbit]

XD

[rocky nacelle]

sorry bro need my auric exemplar

[sullen forge]

gets replaced by lvl4.5k Zealot

[rocky nacelle]

thats just cyra

he likes joining me or cole

random snipes

[merry flume]

he got pounced by the same dog i tried to kill but hes a kickback spam noob and doesn't confirm the kill, just staggers it outside of my melee range

[bitter anvil]

Pubgryn

[lunar fable]

mmm

[bitter anvil]

[lunar fable]

kickback spam

oogy

[rocky nacelle]

also man

[sullen forge]

Peak

[rocky nacelle]

everytime a rager/mauler mixed pack shows up

[south grove]

the specimen's name was peace:

[rocky nacelle]

im reminded how fucking good this setup is

[south grove]

would not put their autogun down

4 medicae

for a fake marty

lmao

[lunar fable]

LOL

wtf is that tree

[south grove]

I had to do the objectives, the chaos spawn, and everything else by myself

[sullen forge]

urghh all veteran mains are the same... shitters 🙄

[rocky nacelle]

the rager mauler pack terrorizing my team
me in the corner: @merry flume @sullen forge

[winged vessel]

chat can i just say how its absolutely hilarious that all 3 classes talk to the zealot like hes some no show all talk no sauce type person when hes literally the strongest class in the game

[sullen forge]

More like: (Soulblaze)

[gusty orbit]

strongest class is vet but kinda fair point

[plush estuary]

strongest is psyker

but kinda fair point

[lunar fable]

vet's the weakest if you take pugs into account

[south grove]

psyker is the strongest

undeniably

[winged vessel]

i take smykers into account and theyre all trash

so no

[plush estuary]

infinite ammo on psyker

[south grove]

vet comes second and zealot is third

[plush estuary]

never needs to do melee

[rocky nacelle]

acid gat fits the color more, but true

[gusty orbit]

also people have the warped perception about zealots because the class is more about melee, people are shit in melee in this game, and the average zealot refuses to use their ranged weapon to alleviate map pressure

[rocky nacelle]

soul blaze doesnt fuck around

[lunar fable]

just finished a game with a guy that only used smite

[plucky gate]

Anyone down to play a few games?

[lunar fable]

holy

[bitter anvil]

Crit dmg

[sullen forge]

Chorus + Purity btw

[storm crypt]

cringe damage

[lunar fable]

bruh

[winged vessel]

what mod is that that explains what shit like power and brittleness are on the spot

[sullen forge]

GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHIP

NOW

NOW NOW NOW

GET ME OUT NOW

[lunar fable]

i haven't used the taxe in a while

[hearty nebula]

no :3

[misty nova]

Not Skrusher Oppor

[south grove]

3 hot mic

I'm fucked

@spare talon 3 hot mic

like you asked for

in my histg relay

[mental coral]

I mean... do we want to start the conversation that is "pug psykers"

[plucky gate]

tintin join me after

[lunar fable]

they're both horrible

[mental coral]

Why is everything fucking hunting grounds

[misty nova]

Psy Aura time

[gusty orbit]

every class is the weakest taking pubs into account, argument done and closed

[mental coral]

low in hunting grounds, hi int hunting grounds. fucking any other modifier besides that one

[plucky gate]

I've had the absolute worst ogryns today

[misty mason]

pug psykers are a mixed bag

[plucky gate]

6 wound ogryn btw

[misty mason]

for me at least

They're the one class that can consistently out damage me if they're good

(assuming im not using something like rashad which does better numbers than thammer on paper)

[undone pewter]

I played with a vet today that did 80k damage total across an entire high int match
Still processinbg that one

[plush estuary]

sorry

that was me

[misty mason]

oofers

regular damnation?

[undone pewter]

yea
they were 30 though so can't even be a leveling reason

[bitter anvil]

I also have 5 wound ogryn loadout🧌

[plucky gate]

you are not real

[obsidian prairie]

Why is this what its like

[misty mason]

Yeah they may have just qpd

[gusty orbit]

yeah, not even good, a psyker that can freely spam their ranged in a match will probably get close to my damage, although in melee they can die to 2 poxwalkers, that's pub psykers, but same thing can be said for specific cases for any class

[misty mason]

But yeah still, 80k is some shit

True

Assail psykers get easy numbers if they're played well

Its the funny thing though, its almost more fun playing with average players, cause then you get to do more

[spare talon]

You are not real

[misty mason]

Running with atleast one properly competent player means alot of your kills get yoinked

[undone pewter]

it's like playing a duo but without you wanting to do that

[misty mason]

In a good, but frustrating way

mang

Stalker 2 sure do be crashing

[winged vessel]

chat can u hit me with psyker builds that surpass toothpick zealot

[broken walrus]

Gaze with a surge Voidstrike staff one shots Crushers. Does that count?

[fleet zealot]

3 teammates being good is absically the only time i'll do 400k damage

[plush estuary]

is that good or bad?

[acoustic dune]

Ey ey pissers

[bitter anvil]

Wolf

[acoustic dune]

Hi

[bitter anvil]

Yes hello

[lunar fable]

[acoustic dune]

Pissing stone

[lunar fable]

that's not good

[acoustic dune]

The ultimate.ate human weapon?

[bitter anvil]

The fist

[acoustic dune]

What is stopping you from giving your muggers fear and disgust

What will they do?

Piss stone at you back

Gl whipping the stubby and shooting with true aim?

[plucky gate]

Any of you guys wanna play? I wanna see how well melee psyker does compared to a zealot

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/zavala-indeed-yes-gif-17566970

Play or sit wait after diner digestion?

I couldn’t decide

[acoustic dune]

They are scary good

Ask para

[lunar fable]

i gotta finish my vet weeklies

stinky

[bitter anvil]

Para run double barrel knife psyker

[acoustic dune]

Sadly they can't take damage well

[plucky gate]

I've been outdamaging pub zealots, but pub zealots are...

[bitter anvil]

Lobotomized?

[broken walrus]

Fear not the crusher in front of you, fear the poxwalker spanking your psyker butt

[bitter anvil]

Melkbuck

[fleet zealot]

sometimes you gotta hit them with that stare

[bitter anvil]

DS always save your ass every crusher met you

[south grove]

Combat shotgun on zealot ain't bad.

[acoustic dune]

Fear the 5 maniac 5 pox burster coming in your way

[plucky gate]

Tintin

join me

[acoustic dune]

That you can't hear

[lunar fable]

combat shotty is cool

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle Fair and balanced build btw

[south grove]

Father said I cannot play with others.

[acoustic dune]

Can we get one dancing?

[plucky gate]

wtf

[acoustic dune]

O great ferret poster

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-ferret-dance-ferret-animation-noodle-cat-pole-cat-gif-16429899

[acoustic dune]

Nice

[rocky nacelle]

thanks bandit

needed that after getting robbed out of a clutch

[lunar fable]

what are you guys at

for book progress

[sullen forge]

Idk

[acoustic dune]

Now I can die happy

[plucky gate]

what if i play terribly to simulate a random player?

[rocky nacelle]

there were no grims so I took us to maelstrom

[sullen forge]

he got shot once by a sniper flicking onto him

[rocky nacelle]

its what I normally do

[sullen forge]

and immediately ate shit

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-from-cringe-of-original-gif-26151991

[hard nexus]

you’re zealot, you should be

[lunar fable]

by that i meant

even more aggressive

[acoustic dune]

Chorus my beloved

[lunar fable]

cause i already play aggressive

[acoustic dune]

Let me be extremely agressive

[rocky nacelle]

that tox bomber being burgle blessed and not getting 1 shot

very unfort

[acoustic dune]

Who's there buckaroo

Don't fall into khorn

[lunar fable]

[bitter anvil]

My veteran named after Khorne

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[bitter anvil]

[south grove]

I wish not to incur father's disfavour.

[merry flume]

plug in vr dongles

crashtide

[lunar fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/485730362673201153/1105014436500086784/1681827035253-1.gif

[plucky gate]

Did dorn just tell you to play with randoms so he wouldn't have to play with you?

[bitter anvil]

There is vermintide VR

[merry flume]

heh...guess it's time for vrc for me...

[rocky nacelle]

stupid bastard.................

[south grove]

no

[sullen forge]

chud son @merry flume

[south grove]

I emulate people I play with

[rocky nacelle]

you ignore my warnings of not using a veggie stim and THEN YOU CRASH

and go to VRC

[merry flume]

lmao my voice chat is like 2%

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-statue-punch-yakuza-kiwami-yakuza-gif-18284709

me screaming at victuals to heal with his green stimm after I barely get him out of 2 tox gas clouds

[south grove]

so I end up relapsing right after unlearning bad habits

[lunar fable]

ok

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

[sullen forge]

I should get a VR headset so I can play H3 and shoot shit with guns...............

[lunar fable]

game doesn't want me to get on my vet

[rocky nacelle]

him dying to the fast crusher move

[lunar fable]

[hard nexus]

what bad habits

just

[rocky nacelle]

the fast side bump

[hard nexus]

be good at melee

that’s what the most important thing is

[merry flume]

i got flamed and my game dropped to 1 fps then next frame i was netted

[lunar fable]

meow

are you gaming

[hard nexus]

and also basic positioning

uhhm

i can be

for like a match

[lunar fable]

[rocky nacelle]

meow does not know how to give advice on how to play but she does it better than dorn

[hard nexus]

but alas

i am

also in bed

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[hard nexus]

and oh so very sleepy

[merry flume]

rotting

[rocky nacelle]

neither me or cole can give advice on getting good either

but we can explain it better than dorn

[lunar fable]

uh oh

[hard nexus]

yeah honestly ur right

[lunar fable]

[mental coral]

play better or give advice better

[hard nexus]

dorn says he teaches people

but like

[rocky nacelle]

dorn can not teach shit

[hard nexus]

he just yells at them

lol

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

and insults them

[sullen forge]

Abusive father teaching

[blissful frigate]

yelling can work

[bitter anvil]

Abrasive dorn?

[rocky nacelle]

just like his father before him

and his father

and his

[hard nexus]

britain moment

[blissful frigate]

unironically how a friend taught me to play league

[hard nexus]

or wherever tf he is

[acoustic dune]

Mother

[sullen forge]

WE MUST CONTINUE THE LEGACY OF ABUSE 💪

[acoustic dune]

It can't be all father

[merry flume]

dorn teaches you like a motivational speaker is trying to sell you a mlm

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cycle-continues-mob-of-the-dead-black-ops2-bo2-zombies-gif-22033570

[hard nexus]

people just need to dodge more

[rocky nacelle]

its not a bad thing, its hard to give advice properly because of how differently everyone learns

[acoustic dune]

And block

[hard nexus]

that’s the #1 thing i tell people

[rocky nacelle]

giving advice properly is actually hard

[sullen forge]

bro my teaching starts off with

[hard nexus]

you’re taking damage? dodge

[sullen forge]

learning sounds queues

[hard nexus]

no

[sullen forge]

cause I swear to fucking god

[hard nexus]

blocking gets you killed

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259750671461257287/1290941061937496084/attachment.gif

[sullen forge]

knowing whats going to happen is more important than whats about to happen

[plucky gate]

my advice is to play worse so you can enjoy the game longer!

[acoustic dune]

Do both

[plucky gate]

being good at games is boring

[hard nexus]

blocking should almost never be done

[hard nexus]

it’s worse than dodging in every respect

[sullen forge]

You can take one or two with enough stam but no you really cant block

[acoustic dune]

Wack ass take

[sullen forge]

its depressing

[hard nexus]

correct take

[rocky nacelle]

also ngl i didnt hear what you were saying about my build cause of my music gale

[bitter anvil]

If I remember the music is louder over specialist sound cue.

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[acoustic dune]

Doge blocking is what I meant

[sullen forge]

Ragers if its 1

you can

[hard nexus]

just attack while dodging

you should only dodge and block if you’re back dodging from ragers really

[sullen forge]

I said you were fucking trouncing me and Victuals

[acoustic dune]

To not get hit by stray shot

[sullen forge]

cause you literally would just

delete anything

so it artifically inflates your damage even more

lmao

its a cool build

but holy shit

it needs some tweaking

lmao

[visual stream]

Blocking also good to allow dodges to refresh

[sullen forge]

what he said

[visual stream]

Not ideal but usable

[dusty terrace]

what are some good blessings for thye heavy Evicerator?

[bitter anvil]

Da shred

[sullen forge]

@merry flume thank you

[rocky nacelle]

they dont want double barrel to be good

🚬

when vet does it

its ok

but when soyker does it,,,,...........;;//

[sullen forge]

I hate soyker...........................

it hurts my ego....................

[rocky nacelle]

guardsman out gunned by a witch

id be hurt too

💅

[bitter anvil]

Zealot main transformation

[merry flume]

downed by funny toxbomber spam kicking you

🚬

[sullen forge]

DS4 + Flamer build inbound

🚬

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-kick-jjba-gif-13894493

[sullen forge]

KICKING YOU WITH HIS DOGS OUT!!!

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j97xVzcdSSHIAE1cL?invite=cr-MSxMWlosMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[acoustic dune]

You in question

[hard nexus]

block stun should be removed

because

it

sucks

and makes blocking useless

[sullen forge]

cause fuck you

[rocky nacelle]

this is just average KD gameplay

you think im supposed 2 be surprised noob..........

[hard nexus]

idek how tf i didnt get hit there

[hard nexus]

KD?

[merry flume]

GIVE ME BACK MY PC DARKTIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[hard nexus]

kinetic deflection ?

wha

[rocky nacelle]

from what cole said you can still "block"

with a guard break animation

[sullen forge]

NEVER

BOIL

[gusty orbit]

and that's why you let muscle memory do the blocks instead of purposefully blocking

[hard nexus]

i wasnt blocking lol

i was going to push attack

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j99MWqHyMi3TB9E6O?invite=cr-MSxXZzgsMTA3NDAxNTczLA
@merry flume @rocky nacelle

[hard nexus]

just unlucky timing

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-shotgun-shooting-fire-cartoon-gif-14404861

[hard nexus]

its why i wish i could seperately bind push and block

i almost never purposefully block

[plucky gate]

getting block broken while trying to push attack is the worst feeling

[hard nexus]

yeah

[rocky nacelle]

I sat there and tried to 1 shot it mid air

it did about 85%

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j97VkCCvVbzmI6sn6?invite=cr-MSwxTHEsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[sullen forge]

you took your fucking time

[hard nexus]

anyway

[sullen forge]

with that second shot mister

[hard nexus]

knife clip!

[sullen forge]

you really took your time

[rocky nacelle]

its hard to 1 shot it mid air

with a lmb

with 100% warp rider its free though

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iP0JO3LVWgSncOjJn?invite=cr-MSxvZkosMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iKOenKhwDiSV-EOkf?invite=cr-MSxoblEsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

i have a couple of these

[rocky nacelle]

can you post cool clips

or something

🙄

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j99KXNZfWXIoKtxv6?invite=cr-MSxSd1ksMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@rocky nacelle @merry flume

[hard nexus]

krak grenading the 5% health crusher
only for the krak to latch onto a 2% health mauler

this is truly the smartest veteran gameplay

[rocky nacelle]

oh that reminds me

the angle of watching everyone jackass explosion from the flamer

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-24900912

[sullen forge]

Bitch you judge me when there was multiple carapace enemies there

I dnc its there its fucking dying

[hearty nebula]

ok ima be real

every time i just compare the two

psyker is literally just the better of them when it comes to "i shoot gun"

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j99ENaHJLK57HbGmS?invite=cr-MSx1dGEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[bitter anvil]

Everyone here latch on scoreboard to see yellow highlight number?

[hard nexus]

what

[hearty nebula]

literally all i use it for is to see big number

[bitter anvil]

Same shit green circle mentality

[hard nexus]

splat

[hard nexus]

yeah but this way i just

know im better

[visual stream]

squimsh

[hard nexus]

because

im swag

[rocky nacelle]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j9ad1ljW28TYJhyPR?invite=cr-MSxNanMsMzAyNTAyNTYyLA

[hearty nebula]

that too

i like knowing i have swag

[hard nexus]

the crusher getting launched

lmfao

[hearty nebula]

yeet

[visual stream]

Average smyker

I'M SMYYYKIINNGGGGGG