zealot-class

[remote lark]

X3

Which weapons have to take piety

Isn't there only like 2

Where ij doesn't win

[rocky nacelle]

13g can abuse the fuck out of critting though

with piety

[bitter anvil]

Knoife

[grand tangle]

can ogryns really be trusted with a flashlight tho

[remote lark]

Knife doesn't take piety either iirc

[grand tangle]

what if they try to eat the battery

[opaque island]

I beat sisy on violence, but P ranking is another monster entirely

[rocky nacelle]

they'd probably eat it

at worst

[bitter anvil]

I took it on book run

[rocky nacelle]

beat someone to death with it

at best

[sweet quartz]

Piety I can work with crusher, knife, dueling sword, mk13g

Momentum feels better on most except the knife

[rocky nacelle]

if you run crusher piety

[grand tangle]

ogryns need a maglight melee weapon

[rocky nacelle]

crusher piety is a meme even I wont do

[remote lark]

It can. I am talking about weapons where piety is better than ij though

Knife isn't one of tbem

[gusty orbit]

i've used piety with most melee except light swords and tacaxes, problem is that momentum is way too stupid good to be ignored, it's kinda annoying lmao

[bitter anvil]

Tbf I haven’t play zealot for long time now

I only had 3 loadout

[sweet quartz]

It works with lights, I prefer momentum but I can work with piety for a change up

I’ll piety heavy swords every time

[rocky nacelle]

its only beneficial for a PA though

on crusher

[sweet quartz]

Mk9 big chops

[rocky nacelle]

if you ask me

[remote lark]

When does crusher pa?

..

[south grove]

I love dan hentschel

[remote lark]

don't get dorned tintin

[bitter anvil]

Demonposting

[south grove]

true

woopsies

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/combine-music-penis-music-half-life-half-life2-gif-26525763

[sullen forge]

What about Crusher Push Attack

[cerulean moth]

What does getting dorned mean?

[south grove]

"grips is miles better"

this sport sometimes

man

[remote lark]

Read again

[remote lark]

Ping him and ask

:)

[cerulean moth]

Is..is our dorn banned?

Or did they change profile picture

[visual stream]

Dorktide isn't making any audio wtf

[cerulean moth]

I’m actually confused

[sullen forge]

pretty often

[remote lark]

Dorn got banned for calling out the guy who was creepily dming women in other servers here in zealot chat

[sullen forge]

you tend to use the crusher PA in horde clear

[remote lark]

Classified as witch hunting since it was from outside the server

[cerulean moth]

Oh so it was a based way out

Fair nuf

[remote lark]

Even though the dude was also calling ppl the n word and monkeys in dms

[opaque island]

i miss dorn

[sullen forge]

he was racist also, the guy dorn was bullying

and me and Lumi bullied them for it

[visual stream]

"Monkey" is funny but not as a racial thing

[remote lark]

Yeah he was using it racially

[sullen forge]

I hate to say it

[remote lark]

But dorn still got banned

[sullen forge]

in the context he was using it

[visual stream]

Oh I figured

[sullen forge]

it was racist

[bitter anvil]

Midas is racist?

[visual stream]

I wasn't trying to say it wasn't, I'm sure as much

[grizzled aspen]

dink

[sullen forge]

that and he said a word that was ahem "not to fond of women loving each other very much"

[remote lark]

Don't name drop him let's not get wound up again

I don't wanna get dorned

[spare talon]

piety is better for any finesse weapon that which isnt currently using a crit blessing or has a crit bonus
piety can also work for weapons that do, but IJ works just as fine for them too cuz you have enough crit chance already to make use of all of the crit synergy talents

[remote lark]

@bitter anvil

[spare talon]

i use IJ with knife cuz of that

[elfin thorn]

lol

[visual stream]

The dink of head-rupturing horror

[remote lark]

This isn't universally true though right

cause you can take ij on crit weapons that have a high base crit chance and take shred

[cerulean moth]

What about wound up

[south grove]

hahnda KF misinformation

[cerulean moth]

Cause I’m wound maxing

Wtf

[south grove]

I remember that

[cerulean moth]

It’s straight up the same word

I wound up my wounds

Am I being an idiot

[spare talon]

that
was what i said there

[remote lark]

:(((

[cerulean moth]

Yeah but we ligit ignore you

[rocky nacelle]

pro tip

[cerulean moth]

Cause we hate you

[visual stream]

Has anyone had an issue with Dorktide not playing audio

[remote lark]

shuttip cole

[rocky nacelle]

if it has finesse/finesse modifier -> consider piety

if it doesnt have finesse -> consider the other 2 keystones

zealot solved

[remote lark]

glad dorn isn't here to hear you say that

[spare dome]

piety is only so that i can make my flamethrower bottomless

[bitter anvil]

Finesse rely on crit?

[rocky nacelle]

i wouldnt give a fuck if he was here to rebute anyway

[remote lark]

Every time he sees me using piety on a finesse weapon he calls me fucking stupid and tells me to use ij

[rocky nacelle]

i said it when he was here before

lmfao

and ill say it again

[spare talon]

do you not know what finesse is

[remote lark]

no he doesnt

lasagna is like an irl ogryn

[rocky nacelle]

good warm up map @spare talon

[sullen forge]

cause you are, incredibly at that

[bitter anvil]

Not mandatory? Just preferences?

[spare talon]

what

[remote lark]

ur bad die

[rocky nacelle]

should i barrel this individual

i mean im no better using mk6

[bitter anvil]

Why dorn hate you use finesse weapon with crit base keystone?

[rocky nacelle]

because dorn is bald

[rocky nacelle]

and doesnt like when people use things he doesnt

and they are good/produce good results with the things hes not using

[sweet quartz]

I thought the idea was to use piety with finesse weapons because your leaning into the weapon str

[visual stream]

Babe wake up peak just dropped in zealot chat

[spare talon]

the weapons dorn uses IJ for are ones that already have a means of crit chance already

[remote lark]

Dorn is a giga meta slave

[spare talon]

taxe, knife, duelling sword (with a crit blessing)

[remote lark]

Dorns not wrong but he refuses to ever accept thst other things can be good too

[bitter anvil]

Well same shit once I said “dictate people playstyle”

[sweet quartz]

That’s why I was unsure on mk13g and Rashad because they feel better on momentum

But I know they are finesse

[rocky nacelle]

english 10th language can you say that again

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[spare talon]

rashad doesnt have enough finesse to make it worth it tho
and IJ pathing hits important breakpoints

[bitter anvil]

You’re being bit bitter right there.

[sweet quartz]

I swear by piety heavy sword and I won’t change my mind I love removing heads from bodies in a sweep

[rocky nacelle]

yes

[remote lark]

You spoke like an irl ogryn

[spare talon]

plus rashad only really benefits from crits on bosses too, so if you want that then just use scourge and force a crit with fotf

[bitter anvil]

That’s what trait of being foreigner born and autistically same time

[visual stream]

Y'all being mean to Lasagna 😭

[bitter anvil]

Don’t expect me full American

[spare talon]

this is knife finesse

[remote lark]

Pizza go bonk

Pizza happy

[spare talon]

this is rashad finesse

[sweet quartz]

Yeah that’s crazy difference

I do mk3 knife piety

With stealth

[spare talon]

its important to hit heads with it still, but its like
youre one shotting anything that has 1000 health or less to the head on non crits
do you really need them over just swinging more/better dodges

[bitter anvil]

Am not happy about people mention my bullshit grammar I spoken

[sullen forge]

Ogryn maxxing

[remote lark]

Unless you save stealth to cheese hard objectives or revives I hate you

@sweet quartz @sweet quartz

[rocky nacelle]

MISSION SUCCESS

meta tard zealot voided

leaves

oops

[sullen forge]

the fuck were they running

[remote lark]

Wym

[rocky nacelle]

🛢️

[sullen forge]

🗣️

🛢️ 💥

[sweet quartz]

It’s the only way to play stealth. If I’m playing stealth I’ll be topping that team scoreboard

[visual stream]

Wardens pinged gl hf

[clever swan]

sometimes i wonder if people have ever come into chat to talk shit or talk positively about me

[cerulean moth]

Sainted fun slinger puff wen

I hate that advanced lamb fucker

[remote lark]

its the only right way to play stealth..... I've seen horrible things...

[bitter anvil]

They talk shit about me

[cerulean moth]

If I saw them

On fire

I would cross the street to spit on them to put it out

[remote lark]

It's okay lasagna

We still love you

[clever swan]

[sweet quartz]

Aw if I join a lobby and I’m running stealth + loner it’s my meme toughness regen build and I will be role playing as a complete rat

[cerulean moth]

And that lasagna fart head

[sweet quartz]

But if it’s my good stealth loadout I’ll be good

[remote lark]

[rocky nacelle]

for everyone asking questions

[drowsy steppe]

you swear wrong

🤭

[jagged cradle]

Yeah ofc

[violet hornet]

I definitely come peek here after I randomly queue into a game with someone I recognize from here to see if they comment

[cerulean moth]

Damn bruh is the whole server

[sweet quartz]

Never. The satisfaction of holding in that heavy loop in a choke point is golden

[cerulean moth]

Paradise how’d you do it

[sweet quartz]

Until a wild pack of crushers appear

[sullen forge]

Furry defending furry ughhh typical cringe 🙄

[violet hornet]

Played with frog earlier and he didn't even say gg after

[jagged cradle]

Wait a second…

[cerulean moth]

Frog the type

[sullen forge]

What

[jagged cradle]

You’re one of those creatures too!

[sullen forge]

No

Idk what you're talking about

[clever swan]

damn, you've got your finger on the pulse of this community. i cant remember a single name of anyone here and im reading the names right now as i type!!

[jagged cradle]

Liar liar pants on fire

[bitter anvil]

Your steam pfp is a furry shark Gale

[violet hornet]

We do be lurkin tho

[grizzled aspen]

?

[sweet quartz]

Might be controversial but I find devils claw over rated on zealot. Doing like 7 games in a row gave me bad muscle memory where I charged into a pack of ragers and tried to special parry with a chainsword

[clever swan]

be furry
pretend to hate furries
this is itself the comedy

[sweet quartz]

Procced my cheat death ofc

[sullen forge]

yes furries are cringe

[bitter anvil]

Like yourself

[sullen forge]

nope

cause im not one weirdo

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cat-stare-cat-look-staring-cat-gif-2234218620804077902

[bitter anvil]

You’re like misanthropic

[grizzled aspen]

Speak only for yourself.

[opaque island]

be weeaboo
pretend to hate weeaboos
this is itself the comedy

[drowsy steppe]

💀

[clever swan]

i love weaboos

[grizzled aspen]

That's not because the weapon is "overrated," you just let yourself develop bad habits. User issue, not the weapon.

[sullen forge]

Dont know what you're talking about

https://tenor.com/view/dog-demon-smile-evil-evil-demon-gif-3279431066360974964

[cerulean moth]

Why would you post that

I need a moment…

[sweet quartz]

Yah but aside from my user shennigans the pitiful AP is an off put for me

[clever swan]

kinda spooky

[gusty orbit]

that's like playing knife a couple games and thinking you can rush positions the same way with a hammer

[sweet quartz]

I just feel heavy sword does it better

[grizzled aspen]

Indeed, the flak adm is awful.

[grizzled aspen]

It's around .2, iirc.

[clever swan]

what makes auric different from normal, any knowers?

[grizzled aspen]

More spawns, enemies deal more damage.

[cerulean moth]

It’s hardererer

[analog ember]

helps that the h sword has brutal momentum too lol

[wooden basalt]

dump stat on tactical axe is still mobility for zealot right

[spare talon]

yes

[jagged cradle]

I might be hardererer

[wooden basalt]

thanks

[grizzled aspen]

You basically have nonstop specialist spawns in aurics.

[sweet quartz]

That movement is why I don’t play knife momentum. Have you ever dodged backwards down the stairs in chasm station that big staircase heading toward final area

[violet hornet]

More auricy

[sweet quartz]

You go flying

[grizzled aspen]

If you dodge sideways you go even farther.

Try ds5.

[drowsy steppe]

more frequent spawns, hordes. Almost 0 downtime

[grizzled aspen]

:)

[bitter anvil]

Are you sure they deal more damage on auric mode?

[clever swan]

kinda wish auric had a discrete modifier to it. like if it just said "+all enemies +20% damage, +30% elite spawns" etc

[grizzled aspen]

It would stand to reason, yes, considering thats how every other difficulty works.

[gusty orbit]

literal knife space program, momentum knife is silly, sad that it's taxing on my pinky finger that hits shift to run

[bitter anvil]

Nah, I don’t believe auric give enemy more damage compare to regular damnation

[sweet quartz]

Only thing I don’t get with knife is the heavy attack speed run. It’s super unreliable for me

[sullen forge]

Auric is literally just

[drowsy steppe]

you just

[sullen forge]

increased Spawns

[sweet quartz]

Sometimes it just breaks sprint

[drowsy steppe]

hold m1

[gusty orbit]

im pretty positive enemies dont deal any more damage on auric, it's still damnation, it has a different game director for the matches to make them more spicy

[opaque island]

KNIFE THIS KNIFE THAT, THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH! https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-exploding-exploding-spongebob-blow-up-hanhell-gif-20905608

[drowsy steppe]

then dodge slide just before you release m1

[sullen forge]

Damnation Auric is just obviously Damnation + more spawns

[sweet quartz]

Whilst holding sprint?

[drowsy steppe]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

You are going to join Kez in the active volcano dunking.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-fail-lol-lick-gif-21480060

[drowsy steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158856643866533929/1292152344879955978/Dclaw_crusher.mp4?ex=6742a2e6&is=67415166&hm=ff6702d690fd8c68b87d0f98ec166922e739c688768c5b948138169679983455& aahh

claw over hsword now

[sullen forge]

L

[remote lark]

You're all furries

Gross

Ewwie

[cerulean moth]

My horny ass could not be a tap

Y’all gonna just

Let that be there?

Not talk?

[drowsy steppe]

I would had 2 nickels for everytime Im somehow in constant contact with 2 autistic furries (not from this server)

[bitter anvil]

I don’t have reaction time to activate ability and parry button that has timed window

[sullen forge]

🪞

[cerulean moth]

I dunno that seems pretty true to form for this one

[drowsy steppe]

true

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to give you rabies.

C'mere, you.

[sullen forge]

frog to mutt conversion?

[cerulean moth]

Mf probably LIKES being bitten

[sullen forge]

@remote lark what did you do

[cerulean moth]

Let’s be real

[bitter anvil]

I think toad give you itches

[remote lark]

Frog

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[jagged cradle]

Maybe just be better

[remote lark]

:3

[sullen forge]

Great you made him a furry

[bitter anvil]

That’s simply put “git gud” a toxicity advice

[drowsy steppe]

practice 🤭

[grizzled aspen]

Then git gud?

[remote lark]

Git gud!

[drowsy steppe]

tbf its hard to do it consistently on matches

[grizzled aspen]

Funny how that works... being better would make you able to parry...

[drowsy steppe]

when you got other shit happening around you

[grizzled aspen]

🤔

[remote lark]

Do what?

I'm half afk

[drowsy steppe]

your mom

[remote lark]

GUH

dies

[jagged cradle]

But it is good advice lmao always has been if you just were better at the video game you could do that

[grizzled aspen]

He doesn't want to hear that, Wire.

You're wasting your breath.

[jagged cradle]

@grizzled aspen are you free to play in abit

[bitter anvil]

Nah that’s like tell someone suck it up.

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe, possibly, despite you not liking what they're saying, they're still right?

That's an interesting thought, isn't it?

[bitter anvil]

I don’t consider that is friendly advice

[sullen forge]

Furry roleplay in my zealot chat?

detonate

immediately

[grizzled aspen]

Gale didn't see what I deleted.

Excellent.

[remote lark]

I'll ctrl f you right now

[grizzled aspen]

:)

[remote lark]

I've seen terrible things

[bitter anvil]

That’s would be hitting you with baseball constantly

[gusty orbit]

don't expect sensible advice said in a non autistic way here xd

[grizzled aspen]

Who ever said we were friendly?

[jagged cradle]

It’s all about context is it shitty advice sometimes yeah but just practice more and you can it’s that shrimple really

[grizzled aspen]

That was your assumption.

[remote lark]

Everyone here is mean

Get used to it

[bitter anvil]

I’m no part of army drill sergeant yelling my face

[grizzled aspen]

Just because advice isn't given in a way that sounds pleasant doesn't invalidate the advice given.

[drowsy steppe]

I come here when I wanna hang around with the autistic

@sterile stone aint that right

[south grove]

I'm not gonna lie

[remote lark]

Besides

T lbh

[south grove]

friendly ain't the right way

[bitter anvil]

Am tired mean person keep smack my head down in my life

[remote lark]

Tbh

[bitter anvil]

ALL TIME

[south grove]

suggestions doesn't work

[remote lark]

Git gud is like the quintessential gaming phrase

If it upsets you you're a snowflake

[grizzled aspen]

^

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-bait-baiting-bass-fishing-gif-2140444873906627680

[gusty orbit]

you'll be better off taking the chat, and all of the fellas way less seriously, except for the ones that clearly can say cohesive stuff, which are few

[grizzled aspen]

Another nickel in the "malice boy is right" jar.

What a fucking shame.

[bitter anvil]

I heard that lot from dark soul then destiny 2 kick me off raid for not understanding mechanic

[sullen forge]

how many are in that jar so far

[grizzled aspen]

Tbf, destiny raid mechanics aren't hard to understand.

[sullen forge]

like 2

[gusty orbit]

damn right lol

[south grove]

so try to understand the mechanic?

[quaint rose]

then why havent you followed their advice

[south grove]

I mean

[grizzled aspen]

A lot more than I'm comfortable with.

[south grove]

if people want you to do that

[sullen forge]

how many

[bitter anvil]

Shit is complex for me to remember

[jagged cradle]

I mean if it’s happening constantly have you considered you’re the problem?

[grizzled aspen]

A lot.

[south grove]

write it down

[sullen forge]

LMAO

grrrr... can't believe it...

[grizzled aspen]

The common denominator here is you.

[sullen forge]

a furry is being right...

[drowsy steppe]

gotta get my brownie points

[grizzled aspen]

Like, I'm sorry to break it to you, but if you've gone through 3 separate communities and all 3 have looked at you and told you to get better, the problem isn't them.

[sullen forge]

Which ones?

[grizzled aspen]

Speaking as somebody with more hours than I'm comfortable with in d2.

[south grove]

you're in a "everyone is wrong, I am right" mindset even though you acknowledge you don't understand what is needed

[bitter anvil]

I would have hard time reading people interpretation

[opal star]

whaaaat's poppin gamers

[drowsy steppe]

autism

[south grove]

lasagna grandstand

again

[grizzled aspen]

I surge staffed at least 300 of your brethren to death today.

[jagged cradle]

Another autistic goober…

[bitter anvil]

No am thinking people against me mindset.

[opal star]

300 more will take their place

[grizzled aspen]

I know.

[south grove]

well, here's something to think about mate?

[grizzled aspen]

My rmb is getting tired.

[south grove]

don't do things getting people against you?

[opal star]

also psyker 🤮 🤮

[sullen forge]

I have beheaded minimum

50 of you today

with a Heavy sword on Vet

[opal star]

50 more will take their place

[sullen forge]

Yeah well

[quaint rose]

heavy sword vs rager is my favourite matchup

[south grove]

I mean path is as nice as it comes here

[sullen forge]

Maniac 25% Damage

[opal star]

we are legion
we are eternal

[sullen forge]

I dare you

fight me

[opal star]

a group of us will get you in a corner

[bitter anvil]

For like last time dorn and some people disgust my build get me fed up I’m being against.

[grizzled aspen]

We have offered you advice many times in a pleasant manner and every time, without fail, you ignore everybody speaking to you and continue on in your ways.

[jagged cradle]

Making heavy sword universal was the best decision ever

[quaint rose]

oh thats gore of my comfort character

[sullen forge]

okay hear me out

I unironically want an "Oops all ragers" modifier

[bitter anvil]

Tbf I am hard head person, I do have trouble following orders

[sullen forge]

for havoc

that will be the funniest shit ever

[grizzled aspen]

Then stop being hard headed and people will like you more.

It's that easy.

[quaint rose]

soften that skull of yers

[jagged cradle]

Because they mid max lmfao obviously it’s getting criticized

[south grove]

People aren't disgusted at your build, people are disgusted that you never take in the advice you get (oh wait sounds like me).

[grizzled aspen]

Like it's unbelievably simple.

[drowsy steppe]

darcycoded

[sullen forge]

You're stubborn

[grizzled aspen]

|| KILL THE FUCKING MUTANT ||

[sullen forge]

but you learn eventually

[jagged cradle]

Stubbornly stupid unfortunately

[bitter anvil]

I want play my own way rather follow the book. I be like that in my entire life “never following the book”

[rocky nacelle]

mmm yummy 30 fps gloriana

[quaint rose]

then dont be mad when people dont have the same mindset

[south grove]

well don't expect people to like you for going against them

[gusty orbit]

free lined up heavy sword kills yum yum

[south grove]

people disagree with people

it's natural

[jagged cradle]

Then don’t ask for stuff figure it all out on your own

[bitter anvil]

I genuinely don’t like someone excluding me

That’s the thing

[quaint rose]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nets-nba-paul-pierce-gif-1451274719610649494

[grizzled aspen]

Too bad! That's life!

[rocky nacelle]

technically you are being excluded from a million things

as of right now

[quaint rose]

that sounds like a you problem

[south grove]

well if you don't do things to get people to like you you aren't gonna get included

[grizzled aspen]

^

[south grove]

you're not invited to my birthday party btw

[bitter anvil]

That’s whole society

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/coringa-gjirlfriend-gif-24449371

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't want to go anyway.

[bitter anvil]

I get sent to psych ward once I done bad

[jagged cradle]

Blaming society now?

[drowsy steppe]

well this has been an interesting moving goalpost

[bitter anvil]

I don’t feel fun in my life

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/send-this-cat-ghost-gif-13746935374454291224

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939609013736333373/1070829801482485830/ezgif-5-8fc4e53b9e.gif

[bitter anvil]

24/7 same shit

[copper hawk]

me at all hours

of the day

[lunar fable]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZgCkAVRU_g

[quaint rose]

mate

[drowsy steppe]

well we arent exactly psychiatrist nor is this a place to trauma dump

[lunar fable]

holy

[rocky nacelle]

i dont think you run in circles at the MP checkpoint

[copper hawk]

nop im gonna trauma dump

[jagged cradle]

Omg haiii cica

[sullen forge]

do NOT

[copper hawk]

im a femboy on the internet

[sullen forge]

trauma dump in zealot chat

you will be fucking bullied

[drowsy steppe]

oh here we go agin

[copper hawk]

so u KNOW i have more trauma than trump has pending lawsuits

[rocky nacelle]

f word on the internet name something else new

🥱

be original

[copper hawk]

hewwo

[drowsy steppe]

ong

[south grove]

You gone to the doctor yet?

[copper hawk]

TROO

[jagged cradle]

I think I could rival you

[drowsy steppe]

vent channel on servers

[bitter anvil]

I know, first thing my English speaking is mocked then come to this

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[south grove]

That might be signs of seretonin imbalance

[rocky nacelle]

me pulling up to the MP checkpoint just to see the guard doing this

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-spin-fast-helicopter-poggers-gif-17074272

I just want my ID checked man

[grizzled aspen]

I'll get the popcorn.

[quaint rose]

maybe take a break from the internet for a bit if nobody on the internet likes you

[south grove]

trauma is dumped...

rip trauma...

[bitter anvil]

No just common depression but it was common major depressive disorder

[jagged cradle]

Oh oh I’ll go first

[quaint rose]

or find a secluded community where people think like you or smth

[south grove]

Get medications for that

[rocky nacelle]

trauma dumps warp resist

btw

[jagged cradle]

So it all started when I was born…

[rocky nacelle]

noobs

[bitter anvil]

I had it.

[drowsy steppe]

ye

[south grove]

Did you stop taking it?

[grand tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-alligator-gif-10307793

[drowsy steppe]

online or otherwise

[opal star]

what in the fresh hell-
I tabbed out for like four minutes

[drowsy steppe]

certainly not zealot chat 😆

[south grove]

Those things have strict regimens

[grand tangle]

look at this gator running

[bitter anvil]

Most time forgetting and sleeping pattern isn’t normal. (For like late sleeping and slept in day time)

[grand tangle]

he looks so happy

[gusty orbit]

that isn't the end of the world, it's a shitty move to mock anyone's english anyway, also most fellas here i bet wouldn't pronounce right a couple words in other languages, but this is the internet and this is a chat full of kids y'kno, not exactly the place to talk about serious life stuff or that, forums are usually better, where you'll find 30+ year old people that won't mock you just because

[south grove]

See that's the problem

you NEED to take them

daily

and it takes weeks for them to work

additionally there should be monitoring of effects and dosages by your doctor

if you do not take them properly it won't work

[quaint rose]

prescription meds
doesnt take prescription
why am i sad

[bitter anvil]

Naturally my depression slowly go away then I have sibling that bring my energy down fucking me up again. Imagine seeing his negative energy daily I barely stand king it

[jagged cradle]

Wait fuck I forgot my meds

Ty Tintin

[south grove]

Don't blame them

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon i warmed up on gloriana but my homeboy wants to play dead rising 2 so

[south grove]

Not everyone can keep track of their prescriptions every day

[rocky nacelle]

time for the age old shitty 2 am duos

[quaint rose]

find a help line or something

[rocky nacelle]

later

[bitter anvil]

Maybe my adhd still persist, is forgoting medication common for people?

[grizzled aspen]

Is Cole not your homeboy?

[quaint rose]

find a counselor

[south grove]

no

have someone remind you

[quaint rose]

set an alarm

[south grove]

create reminders

[sullen forge]

Bro im getting tired of these "E dater paradise" ads known as fucking valorant

GET THIS CHINESE SPYWARE OFF MY COMPUTER NOW!!!!!!

[bitter anvil]

I don’t have someone reminding me, that med is for morning and I took them like afternoon they’re supposed for morning.

[rocky nacelle]

no where did I imply such statements

[bitter anvil]

Because I woke up afternoon

[south grove]

well if you're having problems with your siblings you should move out

[opal star]

you can like
set reminders on your mobile device

[bitter anvil]

In this American economy not good

[south grove]

please look into sleep hygiene

[quaint rose]

whats your current job situation

[south grove]

you're having issues with sleeping

[spare talon]

its fine, im making bad choices

[grizzled aspen]

That's mean, Cole is everybody's homeboy.

[quaint rose]

im guessing you dont have anything to wake up for

[vestal portal]

What the best weapon to do the back stab penance? I tried rapier and knife, but it is not great to run alone with compare to combat axe. Any tweak?

[south grove]

don't lie down in your bed unless you're sleeping

[bitter anvil]

Unemployment, I used to work then I got fired.

[rocky nacelle]

ok have fun ruining pubs

noob......

🙄

[jagged cradle]

It’s simple to set alarms

[grizzled aspen]

Yummy metformin...

[south grove]

that's a lot of alarms wire

[grizzled aspen]

I have more.

Many more.

[rocky nacelle]

also

[bitter anvil]

I’ll look into it

[rocky nacelle]

that vet tree is ugly

[grand tangle]

6:20PM, rise and grind
king

[jagged cradle]

10 is for school

[sullen forge]

I need to make more lmao

[drowsy steppe]

thats the backstab from stealth penance right

[vestal portal]

yes

[drowsy steppe]

heavy sword, combat axe

hammer

[vernal terrace]

no you!!!!

[jagged cradle]

It’s to gaslight myself into talking my meds

[rocky nacelle]

also for people wanting to see that meta zealot expire

[sterile stone]

I mean without being mean yeah, alot of people here tend to either be alcoholics or autistic

Or both

[bitter anvil]

Sometime I slept at bed time sometime I woke whole day. Not healthy yes?

[copper hawk]

dude

[vernal terrace]

doc he is talking to his meds now

[south grove]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

Meeeeeeeee!

[copper hawk]

bo6 normal meowltiplayer

kinda throated..

[vernal terrace]

padded room for him

[copper hawk]

wait im throated..

[vestal portal]

Does ranged attack count for that penance?

[copper hawk]

i mean goated

[south grove]

At least try to moderate your schedule

[drowsy steppe]

100%

[rocky nacelle]

you should be de throated

[jagged cradle]

Tbh I need to set an alarm for my other medication

[drowsy steppe]

iirc no

[rocky nacelle]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j8N7t7Ab8vqmOmF5t?invite=cr-MSxuRW4sMzAyNTAyNTYyLA

[sullen forge]

peak just dropped

[rocky nacelle]

he was asking for it

[drowsy steppe]

the fed all along

[rocky nacelle]

sorry chud

in this life

the soyker barrels the zealot

🚬

[sullen forge]

I've been seeing so many of these fuckers

in my matches as of late

and I like either barely get crept in damage or slightly outdamage them

is it really just that fucking easy to play

[quaint rose]

dueling sword yes

[rocky nacelle]

i love when people die at the start of gloriana then leave

because they cant even wait 3 minutes

[sullen forge]

and then leave

[rocky nacelle]

for a rez

[quaint rose]

which one is gloriana

[sullen forge]

Cold

[jagged cradle]

o7

[sullen forge]

giant ice cube

[grand tangle]

i always prefer max mobility min cleave dmg, cleave on dueling sword is horrible anyways

[quaint rose]

the moebian steel one?

with swagga

[sullen forge]

yes

[quaint rose]

ah

[vestal portal]

The map start with edging...

[sullen forge]

then ends with gooning

[rocky nacelle]

i just find it hilarious

how he barely

goes over the fence to die

extra salt

[vestal portal]

1/5 game ends at the edge

[sullen forge]

no ledge

no nothing

immediate death

Chud DS4 Zealot

Down

🥳

[rocky nacelle]

every other time I try to barrel on gloriana, fence cock blocks me

not this time

[sullen forge]

Yeah exactly

Chuddie down

[rocky nacelle]

flying animation into split frame of standing on top of the fence

[grizzled aspen]

NEVER GOON

[rocky nacelle]

into undertale

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-benson-regular-show-falling-gif-18511265

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j6fWyZBePB4JHCLDt?invite=cr-MSxhRHYsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[grand tangle]

just realized you have no extra stamina

how come?

[vestal portal]

At least mutated horror is done, so there is no more 2 BoN and sometimes a DH at the edge.

[rocky nacelle]

soyker has the fastest stamina regen

[quaint rose]

aw man

[rocky nacelle]

on top of knife having fast stamina regen

on top of having 2 stamina regen sub perks on curios

2 bars is fine

also KD does all my blocking for me

[quaint rose]

i got back into ratatattatagryn just too late to farm BoNs

[sullen forge]

Im honestly

more excited for Heavy stubber

cause I want a different weapon instead of fucking kickback

to pair with melee or shield builds

[quaint rose]

gg

[bitter anvil]

Regular stubber more accurate shot I believe that

[quaint rose]

gauntlet will kill much farther if you can aim

[bitter anvil]

Can’t feel the weight of the grenade

[quaint rose]

wdym

[bitter anvil]

I know if i answer this it out the outcome be “aim issue”

[quaint rose]

no like what is the weight

the arc?

[bitter anvil]

Yeah maybe the arc

[quaint rose]

like how it falls

[bitter anvil]

The weight i can’t feel it

Yup

[quaint rose]

just use it a lot and you find it

[bitter anvil]

I maybe sometime calculated the aiming direct hit the target, sometime I missed

I love the explosive punch on horde

[south grove]

Kickback is a shotgun

You're thinking of the other one

[bitter anvil]

Talking about the Grenadier gauntlet

The projectile one

[south grove]

your first mistake is playing ogryn

methinks

!!!

[bitter anvil]

Rumbler has arc projectile guide.

GG doesn’t have it

[bitter anvil]

So new player pick ogryn first time is a trap?

[elfin steppe]

I played Ogryn yesterday then hopped back to zealot. I can't stand the shooters

[winged vessel]

i cant stand being fat and big

ogryn just aint for me

still had him level 30 atleast

[elfin steppe]

Ogryn's melee is better than zealot. they are only big and fat because of how many shooters the game spawns.

[winged vessel]

ogryn's melee can be better all it wants its not cooler

• duelling sword diff

[clever swan]

ogryn has ripper gun. that's pretty cool

[winged vessel]

if u looking for cooler guns u look at veteran sadly

[ivory marlin]

Guys yesterday while i was sorting through mtg cards i accidentally started making 7 decks

Today while sorting through cards i accidentally finished 2

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-good-right-asking-wondering-side-look-checking-gif-13012917

[spare talon]

bro

[sterile stone]

My suffering is over

I hit gold ranks

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-slippers-gif-8655731

[lean fern]

this is my first time seeing 3rdpersontide

[bitter anvil]

Funny looking mod

Overs shoulder mod when

[ember yew]

darn poe2

december 6

[bitter anvil]

REALLY?

Been waiting for that long

If is free I’ll take it

Otherwise ended in my wishlist queue

[ember yew]

seems like so

rip my life for 2+ weeks

[ember yew]

5 years

i was just sipping my tea and the news are like "POE 2 IS HERE DECEMBER, 6" cough-cough

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon

https://tenor.com/view/gallo-gif-22091057

[bitter anvil]

I haven’t finish all the Act, only 3-4

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-vorparian-cat-crying-alien-cat-cat-gif-949635496488872474

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/rinmya-picmix-alien-cat-gleep-glorp-gif-16296689739607971155

[cloud kiln]

yesterday I read something about loner affecting special spawns while you're "out of" coherency but also someone saying that's been debunked, would someone help me make sense of it?

[obsidian prairie]

Loner is just worse coherency regen

I’m sure Dorn would drop a codex on both of us about if if he was still here but to my knowledge it’s just ultrashit regen

[cloud kiln]

that was my understanding too up until yesterday tbh

[hard nexus]

it doesn’t affect that no

as far as i know

[rocky nacelle]

no

thats was a common myth people talked about

was loner doing something with spawns

and people found out it didnt

[cloud kiln]

well at least the consensus in here seems fairly clear :p

[bitter anvil]

Beacon of purity

[obsidian prairie]

Loner is something you take if you run shroudfield and need the points

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/memeteam-gif-7133824727967360056

@spare talon i only have mmt of refinery

[silver rover]

Heres my drip rn

im going for the raggedy ass power armor looks

i need the plate armored legs tho

i love how he looks

plate armor got me bricked

[raven swan]

This is saddening

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon i hope you got that 1 shot of fuck you

why did that bridge go to shit in 1 second

lets just sandwich them with bursters and flamers twice

[obsidian prairie]

Which bridge

[rocky nacelle]

comms plex

[spare talon]

i got grabbed because i had to dodge left cuz a trapper from the right was shooting

[obsidian prairie]

Oh the big fuck you long drawbridge

[obsidian prairie]

Haven’t had terrible issues there yet but that sounds fun

[twin wagon]

The bridge of messes

[bitter anvil]

Draw bridge funny death sentence

[twin wagon]

It always gets quirky with weakened bosses

[bitter anvil]

And snipers

[twin wagon]

Snipers and their ability to see through the 300 spartan bulwarks in the way

Likely using the mod I want to see to make ogryns transparent

[bitter anvil]

Ogryn get cthrough shield mod

Not ghostgryn

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-hug-comfort-gift-give-gif-27459482

[lone matrix]

plate armor legs

[spare talon]

ez

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/fax-facts-true-fax-machine-no-cap-gif-23341580

[spare talon]

chaos spawn grabs can eat an actual dick tho

[rocky nacelle]

there needs to be more bosses :^)

[slender belfry]

@spare talon COLE

[spare talon]

whats wrong with your scoreboard

[rocky nacelle]

you dont have 1 shots on

noob

[slender belfry]

shiet

[rocky nacelle]

whats my gun dmg

thats actually what im curious of

[slender belfry]

i need u you help

xD to test some bug

[spare talon]

ovenproof and powerDI match

[rocky nacelle]

wat

I dont have powerDI

[spare talon]

well they mostly match

[rocky nacelle]

dbarrel bad on gunker though just use voidstrike

[spare talon]

ah right
they count blitz as ranged in ovenproof so it says my ranged is higher there

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-angry-gif-24977659

me when people say just play vet

[spare talon]

what

[rocky nacelle]

cause i want to be a space wizard with guns

[slender belfry]

hmmm bug on panace

[rocky nacelle]

that ranged weapon dmg

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-luffy-luffy-fat-fat-luffy-goofy-luffy-gif-13217773602074167430

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1307731041842364467/1308566804020461578/SPOILER_chunky.gif

[rocky nacelle]

being able to just say fuck you to a mixed horde that has maulers

is insane

just manstopper soul blaze everything

[spare talon]

what penance

[slender belfry]

play 1 match and don't recue me

[slender belfry]

vet penace don't get meele hiit

[rocky nacelle]

what are the other 3VEGs

[spare talon]

that one is actually really easy tbh

its taking melee damage to your health

thats what fails it

[slender belfry]

it's kinda hard for me

[spare talon]

in the run i did i ate a crusher side sweep and lost my entire toughness
but i didnt take health damage cuz i was topped off, so it still counted

[south grove]

VoC kinda removes any possibilities of losing

[spare talon]

just VoC+Iron will and play like a bitch tbh
it can be done in malice too

[slender belfry]

hmmm

[south grove]

kill 5 specialists and you'll have another charge

[rocky nacelle]

vets who got not getting hit penance, before VoC well I would give them props but vet was OP back then too

[south grove]

I did it with Exe's stance

just play like a little bitch

[spare talon]

i was thinking of clipping the duo and slapping it on youtube but i got grabbed so many times
yucky

oh nice another bloody nose

[rocky nacelle]

show yourself looking like a noob

make everyone feel better

also just goes to show that no matter how many fuck ups that happen/can happen

they are recoverable

imo

it be fine to put on yt

though if you wanted to clip yourself looking good i get that as well, up to ya discretion

[slender belfry]

you have a zootube channel ?

[polar nexus]

actually perfect runs are boring

[rocky nacelle]

perfect runs are only hype if the odds are super stacked

or the game does some crazy shit to screw you over

and you flawless it

same thing I suppose

[frosty herald]

Silent trappers

[polar nexus]

it's way more entertaining when something is going wrong and you have to recover from that

yeah that too para

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle you dont understand how fucking brutal some of the grabs were

[rocky nacelle]

no because I was too busy kiting the second CS and other mixed horde

xd

[polar nexus]

like a Trump grab?

[frosty herald]

Para and i duoing is going to be cracked

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-goku-saiyans-dragonball-super-broly-gif-13719733

[rocky nacelle]

this guy predicted sparking zero

🤯

[polar nexus]

lol gang banged

wait that spawn saved you actually

[remote lark]

whats the difference between an auric hi shock mission and a damnation hi shock mission

my brains lagging

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jcsoos-gif-21682697

[polar nexus]

come here little one, there's a trapper!

[spare talon]

i would have staggered the trapper and killed them

that was the intent

@rocky nacelle

[polar nexus]

it was fond of you, like a puppy\

[remote lark]

we both know darktide wouldn't have let you do that

[frosty herald]

Para gets sniped

[polar nexus]

lol, that dodge

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-cell-kills-trunks-trunks-gif-9054424288015341277

[rocky nacelle]

i didnt

but yeah it would have been like that basically

but I was at a lower elevation

it wasnt aiming at me

or in my area

[spare talon]

the intent was to
yknow
charge at the guy i was looking at
but fotf had other ideas (doing nothing)

[polar nexus]

you're maining taxe bolter now?

[spare talon]

idk ig

[rocky nacelle]

lets see what my medal got

theres some good clips in all 3 runs but obv the one we win has the most probably

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/boltgun-warhammer-40-40k-40000-gif-229925132836714099

[polar nexus]

well, you clearly dodged after the flash but during your charge

[remote lark]

be me
join a game
dc in first 30 seconds
come back
41 hp remaining

thanks darktide

:)

[twin wagon]

[remote lark]

now i got burster emmeed

memed

[rocky nacelle]

whis

get the friend maker

[spare talon]

anyway now that gaming has been achieved
time to play story game to wind down till i pass out

[rocky nacelle]

ggz

also heres what I saw earlier cole

that I said to run forward

[spare talon]

so you know how you see a blessed reaper and feared for your life cuz youre a psyker

[rocky nacelle]

stalwart good balance doesnt care

[spare talon]

not in havoc

[rocky nacelle]

also yea what about it

[spare talon]

normal reapers will instill the same fear into zealots soon

[spare talon]

i know cuz thats what happened to me

[rocky nacelle]

humbling wave incoming

"erm guys do i suck vs reapers now?!?!?!"

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[spare talon]

i did not respect enemies in havoc
and thus, they did not respect me

[rocky nacelle]

sounds about right

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/backhand-hoodwinked-hoodwinked2-hd-meme-gif-24300706

[frosty herald]

Simply facetank the reaper

[spare talon]

report back to me how that went for you when it drops

[frosty herald]

Oh

Yeah im not facetanking in havoc

[rocky nacelle]

wtf

just saw a fucked up idol spot

LOL

[spare talon]

yeah i grabbed that after the cspawn there lol

[rocky nacelle]

making people look up in a tide game

for collectibles

evil

[polar nexus]

COLE

[rocky nacelle]

the downfall of cole

[slender belfry]

i did it

BROTHAR

[polar nexus]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/430

WTF

[slender belfry]

i thought it was no meele hit

LOL

[rocky nacelle]

also I could have got you in that part cole

but a fucking bomber

threw the most perfect setup grenade ever

[south grove]

wdym

[frosty herald]

His hubris has led him to downfall

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

from jumping that ledge to kite the CS + me having 10% revive speed

I could have got him right here

[polar nexus]

guys fixed it

[rocky nacelle]

but nope bomber

[frosty herald]

He was icarus

[polar nexus]

ok not a fix

but better than nothing

well, i should try that, maybe it will fuck with my aim

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j8RCmitRMBva0-pUd?invite=cr-MSx6M04sMzAyNTAyNTYyLA

warp speed deniers explode

[spare talon]

they had it OUT for me here

[rocky nacelle]

yeah they did

that bomber was the last thing that needed to be there

ruined everything

but good thing I know the spawn totem trick

instead of having to go an entire section to the next revive spot

[frosty herald]

Hold on

How did you ledgeboost?

Just dodge sideways during a vault?

[spare talon]

if you are on an object and dodge off, you will maintain the dodge momentum until you hit the floor

its much more noticable with high mobility weapons

[rocky nacelle]

I vault with my jump button

press it again mid vault to make sure I dont vault all the way over it(idk if that is a real thing or not)

then just turn side ways and dodge slide at the same time

[frosty herald]

I will forget this in 5 minutes

[rocky nacelle]

you fly with a knife

or a DS

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

@frosty herald @spare talon https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j8RJFkhd4JGY8sBJu?invite=cr-MSxjVTksMzAyNTAyNTYyLA

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-cell-vs-goku-goku-vs-cell-super-speed-dodge-gif-23821389

500 shotgunners

[rocky nacelle]

(I immediately blasted the fuck out of those shotgunners) but it was 10x funnier to just cut it

comedic genius

hol up

got to a DBarrel propaganda worthy segment

[raven swan]

Sister Hestia said she wants to touch me. But then it was for blessing only. Slaanesh is lurking my mind, need to repent

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dbz-goku-slap-smacked-gif-4754245

[spare talon]

she is the first woman ever who has wanted to touch me

naturally, i ran away as fast as i could

[rocky nacelle]

not even your mom?

@frosty herald @gusty orbit https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j8RTWi95jywNLwBc2?invite=cr-MSwzUTIsMzAyNTAyNTYyLA

this corner was crazy cole

lmfao

also the mauler 1 shot 😩

[raven swan]

😆 😆 In this grimdark universe I don't want to be touched by anything.

[frosty herald]

Give psyker a bolter NOW

[slender belfry]

hmmmm

for bolter

[rocky nacelle]

wym is dbarrel not good enough

[slender belfry]

which perk is gud for bolter

[rocky nacelle]

and DS bolter is gonna go from zealot to soyker

♻️

abyss continues

infinite creep

[slender belfry]

ex stance bolter

[spare talon]

youre juggling all this stuff then you look over at me and you just hear "MINING AWAY" coming from my direction

[bitter anvil]

Psyker bolter

[slender belfry]

still maniac and flak ?

[bitter anvil]

Flaniac

[raven swan]

How you get auric storm survivavor? Play 200 aurics without die?

[rocky nacelle]

that might just be the gunker vs zealot experience

and honestly

im ok with it

i dont think im juggling that much(?)

at least it doesnt feel like it

[slender belfry]

5 auric without die brothar