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sterile stone
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It's heavily irradiated

zinc talon
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oh no

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he just picked auric hishock

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for reference, his knife looks like this

sullen forge
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I love carrying

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I love carrying so much

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I kid you not

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I did 50% of the mission with them dead

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cause they'd get up

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immediately die

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get moved half way across the map

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@sullen forge vc?

sullen forge
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word

violet hornet
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Looks like it's about time to start hardtide lol

sterile stone
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@median steeple I found the angry little fella

violet hornet
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clean as fuck

median steeple
silver rover
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does anyone have a zealot crusher build?

obsidian prairie
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I love getting more melee kills than the entire team combined

autumn vector
opaque island
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so whats the general feeling of stalker 2 so far

sterile stone
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There's a bit of jank

autumn vector
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A hot mess of enjoyment

sterile stone
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It's basically stalker anomaly

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But with somewhat modern graphics

modern lintel
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i found a second legendary artifect earlier and its the exact same as the one i already had sad

sterile stone
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What was it?

modern lintel
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i think liquid stone was the name its maximum chemical and radiation resistance

opaque island
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not very legendary then is it

sterile stone
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You kinda need maximum rad resis to use the god tier artifacts

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Like the compass

modern lintel
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i wonder if they stack for double super resistance

sterile stone
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I was wondering this about compass

grizzled aspen
sterile stone
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Like can I make myself immune to melee and bullet damage

grizzled aspen
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Actually that wasn't even the bot.

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That was the shitass vet that burned all his fuckin ammo up before the first event started.

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HATE vet players that magdump trash.

sterile stone
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For a lmg

modern lintel
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in o sure the rpd is in game atleast theirs one at hamsters store on the top back shelf

visual stream
modern lintel
sterile stone
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Placed next to a dead guy

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Static body on the ground

modern lintel
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can you show the map

sterile stone
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Was next to him

modern lintel
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also their is a teleporting anomaly btw you might have seen them b4 their clear orbs w a black center they usually teleport you to good stuff

sterile stone
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Never encountered one yet

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Every anomaly I've come near tries to kill me

modern lintel
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i ran into some bubble anomalies a few times and theyre pretty chill as long as you dont touch them

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also idk if youv noticed but the aninal ai are absolute bastards if you try and getvup high so they cant get you theyll all run off and hide untill you come down

median steeple
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GRAAAAAAAAH I HATE THOSE STUPID CATS

gusty orbit
sterile stone
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Random faction fight

median steeple
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I found an eco suit

grizzled aspen
sterile stone
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@modern lintel So...

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Even more good news

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I found the APS

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The full auto pistol

modern lintel
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i watched three army guys shoot at a poltergeist for legit 15 mins straight earlier

zinc talon
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you can see the steel of the implant through the skin of the scalp

modern lintel
zinc talon
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also

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I'm even more hideous now

gusty orbit
obsidian prairie
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Finally

median steeple
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I wish facial implants were their own slot

modern lintel
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real

zinc talon
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can much more easily okiedoke crushers and mauler packs before they get back to their feet from the initial cc

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effectively making them harmless then dead

obsidian prairie
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Less damage then Slaughterer or Skullcrusher

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Even against Carapace

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Wait nvm, beats Slaugheter by like ~10%

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Against carapace specifically

sullen forge
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@light badge fucking chud crushers

sterile stone
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And there's goodies locked behind a keypad

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Sooo

modern lintel
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i hate how many locked doors their are

sterile stone
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The freedom base is now abandonded

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Buuut

sterile stone
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Mercs live here now

frozen kernel
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Im holding approximately 12 keys right now

sterile stone
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Yeah these boys are the merc faction

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Nobody else rocks these colors

zinc talon
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I laid some unstaggered hits on the crusher to demonstrate the damage difference

obsidian prairie
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I did the math and Opportunist is only a 10% bonus over Slaughterer versus carapace specifically, it loses out everywhere else

zinc talon
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opportunist is almost its own instant-on skullcrusher

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and the two go together like peas and carrots

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sure, but slaughterer will fade on bosses and carapace, that sort of thing

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and flame staff users and the like will rob you of a lot of stacks

obsidian prairie
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Still better for most usecases

zinc talon
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granted you don't need opportunist much for horde but for anything with enough health to take 3 or 4 shots you can remove a swing sometimes two from that depending on type

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thrust is also fun in its own way

obsidian prairie
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Slaughterer is also a cleave buff

zinc talon
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you can time how much time you have before the next bit of horde get their swings off on you and sneak in thrust stacks every swing

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and a 3stack H1 on something lying down is just mmph

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but different strokes and all that

opaque island
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im gonna upload bad data into the cogitator array, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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@sullen forge crusher chud

sullen forge
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Fucking crusher chud FUCK MY CHUD LIFE

zinc talon
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@sullen forge behold

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crusher chud paste, brought to you by artificial intelligence

sterile stone
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and there's a blueprint for exo skeletons to the left in a blue safe @modern lintel @median steeple

zealous basin
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whats up gamers

sterile stone
sullen forge
sterile stone
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Where did you get this good fir

zinc talon
median steeple
opaque island
# zinc talon

were people not using the bolter pistol special that way?!

zinc talon
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I just used it as an opportunity to talk down to the viewer

opaque island
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jesus fucking christ now we're getting grimdark

zinc talon
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but yeah, folks I've mentioned it to were like 50/50 on knowing

opaque island
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first time ive seen that cosmetic

zinc talon
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^this is usable across all classe

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s

opaque island
# zinc talon

I really want the bolter pistol special to one shot ragers and such on headshot for the style

gusty stag
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build's goated

kindred belfry
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can confirm

pure tree
plush estuary
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I saw the build

kindred belfry
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solo'd a IIIVEG

pure tree
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2 elite kills and 2 special kills

grizzled aspen
vernal terrace
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i was lagging so bad for some reason

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its never that bad lol

grizzled aspen
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Yeah I know but it's still funny from my pov.

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I just watched that mauler thump you in 4k.

autumn vector
obsidian prairie
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Taxe with brauto is good

autumn vector
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Yea but not with that setup

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Braced autoguns also seem in a weird place right now.

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None braced seem superior atm

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Idk maybe I just haven't tested it enough.

sterile stone
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@median steeple I got a scientist juggernaut suit

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And boooooy

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It's EXPENSIVE

visual stream
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Can Electrokinetic staff weakspot hit with secondary attack

plush estuary
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no

visual stream
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I am guessing no

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Why Fatshark do that

obsidian prairie
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Why would it be able to weakspot

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Its a lightning bolt

visual stream
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A lightning bolt on your face would hurt more than a lightning bolt on your chest, wouldn't it?

wind fossil
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anyone wanna help me with 100%ing the twins penances?

obsidian prairie
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But thats not how electricity conducts

visual stream
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It can conduct however it likes once it enters the body

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But it can very well enter through the face

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Also it's warp so =/= anyway?

vernal terrace
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evil boy

obsidian prairie
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But its isn't likely too

spare talon
obsidian prairie
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It will most often just go for that nice conductive flak vest half of enemies are wearing

visual stream
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The electricity goes where you aim it

uneven galleon
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I am proud to announce my victory

vernal terrace
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ASS haver

uneven galleon
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I am an ASS person

visual stream
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If you aim at a naked groaner behind a scab bruiser in full flak, or even a crusher, it won't hit the crusher or bruiser

obsidian prairie
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Alright if you want the game reasoning version its a lockon weapon

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It just picks whoever is closest to the cursor

visual stream
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Logic aside I just think it would be cool if transfer peril had a reason to exist outside of m1 staffing and if true aim was better for staves ๐Ÿ’”

spare talon
obsidian prairie
visual stream
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Exactly

fleet zealot
sullen forge
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is there a way to maintain durability

sterile stone
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They repair them

sullen forge
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I instantly saw that and im like very much one who constantly stresses about that

sterile stone
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But it gets expensive

sullen forge
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Yeah I figured

sterile stone
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The key to repairing gear is this

median steeple
sterile stone
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Repair it when the armor starts shipping

median steeple
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I've seen the non pre order version

sullen forge
sterile stone
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Once the durability starts chipping away repair it

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It's cheaper than if you wait til it loses alot of durability

sullen forge
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Oh/

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huh

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what do you suggest is the best time to repair it

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like 80%?

sterile stone
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Lmao god no

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Like 90

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At most

sullen forge
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they last a while

median steeple
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ok so i found out how to get the that suit argus

sullen forge
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or do they tend to get hit really quickly

median steeple
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it's story related and it's not an exo

sterile stone
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When I say armor gets expensive

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It gets EXPENSIVE

sullen forge
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Ughhh

sterile stone
median steeple
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no the one behind the trader

sterile stone
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Oh the bulak?

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Wait I'm dumb

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It's late

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Leave me alone

median steeple
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no at wild island

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the suit behind the guy?

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I got it but it's linked to story stuff and not an exo

sterile stone
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Lame

median steeple
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im still looking for an exo

sterile stone
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Unless I find a better suit than the one I'm using

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I think I'm set

median steeple
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I need that weight increase

sterile stone
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A juggernaut seva suit

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Can't beat that

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I know npcs can have it

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But I've only seen one with it

nimble fiber
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game finna be downloaded

median steeple
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I found one with it

nimble fiber
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Im so hyped

sterile stone
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I dunno if you can even find it in game

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Vin found a Saiga12

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So I know it's not exclusive to the paid version

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Which means there's a revolver somewhere in the game aswell

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And a m700

fleet zealot
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i need to vent

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i was having an amazing chem baron game

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perfect loss streak, saving hp, then i get vs a fuckin hero augment that makes them able to blow themselves up

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and my loss streak is ruined early ๐Ÿ˜”

elfin steppe
fleet zealot
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took a 1st to 5th instantly

elfin steppe
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Is it really that bad?

median steeple
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no that gif is a response to what bandit said

nimble fiber
spare talon
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And I don't think people would be ready to go from normal board to havoc 40 at the drop of a hat either

south grove
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I really don't like the disconnect change

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I have shitty internet

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I hope I'll be okay

upper tapir
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thats very silly

south grove
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actually I'm gonna check the log

spare talon
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You can just fail week one, fail week 2, and win week 3 and you're still a rank higher

elfin steppe
grizzled aspen
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Oh no! A harder difficulty has better rewards!

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Do you realize how dumb that sounds?

elfin steppe
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I only play pub, and I have no friends, I certainly hate a system like this.

spare talon
upper tapir
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its hyper endgame. they said you wont have to reach havoc 40 to unlock all the rewards i think?

upper tapir
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do you DO have to hit havoc 40 to get the full set?

spare talon
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No

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The full armor set can be obtained before 40

upper tapir
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nice

elfin steppe
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Just too much randomness.

spare talon
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That doesn't mean it'll be easy tho kys

spare talon
upper tapir
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i hope it's like an xp bar that gradually fills up, and higher havoc missions fill it faster

upper tapir
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gotcha

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idk if my mates wanna play high havoc is my concern lol

spare talon
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I don't think they've detailed what the penances are yet tho
So that's all I'll point to

elfin steppe
spare talon
upper tapir
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well you cant quickplay into it

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if you queue with players who are not up for it then thats kinda on you

grizzled aspen
frosty herald
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Hes the biggest crybaby on the forums

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spare talon
south grove
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and I don't understand a shred of it

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On your conformity arc

upper tapir
sullen forge
upper tapir
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tidepilled

spare talon
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Cleavemaxxing

cerulean moth
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Tell you what

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not evne that funny

spare talon
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So the joke was just brainrot lingo

sullen forge
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rendingmaxxing

spare talon
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I was thinking it was worse

upper tapir
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do you guys think the 2h psyker sword will have a cleave projectile or just be illisi 2

upper tapir
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moonlight greatsword

cerulean moth
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what game

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very important question

upper tapir
cerulean moth
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everoyne pick one

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to picker over

sullen forge
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NDA

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till the dev blog gets posted

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Homosexuality

cerulean moth
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no dick agreement

cerulean moth
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pussyfart

sullen forge
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Sex

grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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I think she drank a perfectly health amount of Bailey's

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sullen forge
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perfectly healthy amount

grizzled aspen
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Perfectly healthy if she could tolerate alcohol and was like twice her body weight.

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But she's 138 pounds and likely a lightweight.

misty ravine
grizzled aspen
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Woe, alcohol poisoning be upon her.

sullen forge
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I think she's fine

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sullen forge
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right @light badge ?

spare talon
spare talon
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I like it a lot

fleet zealot
upper tapir
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feret

spare talon
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Stop pregnant man reacting me.
We're done.

grizzled aspen
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Chat, pregnant man react this man.

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cerulean moth
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.bu...but I don't want to...

grizzled aspen
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NO NOT ME

cerulean moth
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elfin steppe
grizzled aspen
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You know what? Fuck it.

cerulean moth
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fuck this chat for uining me

grizzled aspen
cerulean moth
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you said top and i thought you mmemant the sexz thing

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all you fucks never shut up about

cerulean moth
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ill top that rank

fleet zealot
cerulean moth
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yeah im a top rank

elfin steppe
vast basin
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Man the first people to get havoc 40 will need to do 40 fucking missions staregryn

upper tapir
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ferret

spare talon
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My thoughts are that the weaknesses of psykers melee survivability are going to be exposed very quickly when 99% of psykers aren't using duelling swords

grizzled aspen
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Hahnda is just going to walk into 40 gunners with a deflector force sword and not care.

sullen forge
fleet zealot
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can't believe fatshark is gatekeeping cosmetics and doing FOMO (decay if you don't play one map a week)

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sullen forge
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EXPLODE HER HEAD WITH CHUD ENERGY

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NOW!

elfin steppe
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I was expecting them to force people to play together in a different way, not like this.

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sullen forge
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NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!!!!

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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spare talon
cerulean moth
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GET TRAPPED GET TRAPPED GET TRAPPED GET TRAPPED

fleet zealot
cerulean moth
jagged cradle
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Oh yeah whatโ€™s the benefit of running the iron helm thammer

grizzled aspen
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Cleave.

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Your special actually cleaves stuff.

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Think power sword but hammer.

jagged cradle
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Oh thatโ€™s cool

cerulean moth
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Who here has played v2 and used the bretonian long sword on kruber

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Man

cerulean moth
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i want those animations on the new zealot sword

elfin steppe
jagged cradle
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Do I run anything different on it?

light badge
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I wanna post video memes, but all I have are borderline nsfw clips of black men

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This fucking sucks

sullen forge
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why did he fall over and die

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so sad

plush estuary
grizzled aspen
plush estuary
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POG got ledged on the train

grizzled aspen
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Or you could change thrust to slaughterer if you don't want to use heavies a lot.

upper tapir
cerulean moth
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what if zealot tree rework was with this update

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that would be swell...

grizzled aspen
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Wire loves me?

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Really?

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Big mistake.

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grizzled aspen
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Also, havoc is entirely optional.

elfin steppe
grizzled aspen
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If you don't like it, don't play it.

sullen forge
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Did you see it?

grizzled aspen
jagged cradle
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grizzled aspen
light badge
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Unironic deep lore

jagged cradle
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Within the depths of gay black men

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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what the fuck do you mean

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there's lore

grizzled aspen
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I've never said ily to anybody.

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At all.

light badge
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Like, one of my favorites got married 2 months ago

grizzled aspen
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Not unless I know them irl.

sullen forge
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PEAK

upper tapir
cerulean moth
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did you see it

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lives in my head rent free

elfin steppe
spare talon
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
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"It's too hard!" just means you need to play better.

elfin steppe
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sure, I don't care about yours too. thank you.

cerulean moth
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Fucker

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i was listenting to that

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he jsut got to the part talking about his 5 fingers

sullen forge
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Why do you have that shit on standby Hahnda

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I dunno

grizzled aspen
light badge
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But I don't wanna get bann d

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So

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Delete

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
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I just be existing.

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My resting face, I've been told, looks very angry.

cerulean moth
# light badge I dunno

ill never forget when i posted one meme to you and you send a video about ww2 or some shit where this dudges mamoth dong was swinging about

sullen forge
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If I toss a coin at you do you let me pass to the next level

cerulean moth
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that shit was beyond asking if i prayed today

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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he hasn't played ultrakill chat

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kill him

grizzled aspen
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I have not.

cerulean moth
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@light badge im not opening that

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dm

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grizzled aspen
light badge
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Posted for your viewing pleasure

grizzled aspen
light badge
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Without risk of me banning myself

grizzled aspen
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That includes getting the naked and unloved title.

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Beat the game on hard without any upgrades.

frosty herald
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Omw throwing games to get the martyr skull for no reason

light badge
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You have 2 months

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No balls

grizzled aspen
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No.

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Eat shit.

cerulean moth
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THEY CALL HIM THE WHAT

grizzled aspen
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I have no reward for this.

spare talon
grizzled aspen
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MGR gave me the satisfaction of being the Thunder God and parrying everyone on earth to death.

cerulean moth
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what about sekiro

sullen forge
# grizzled aspen How I be scaring the hoes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn9LKRvPE4E

theme to the video in question if it interests you

The new Ferryman miniboss's theme, with a trimmed down intro so it can get to the meat of the song faster.

If Hakita releases the full version of the song himself (and it's intro isn't obnoxiously long) or if he asks me to take this down, I'll gladly do so.

Find my main channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO9o...

Find me on Twitter: @t...

โ–ถ Play video
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certified banger

grizzled aspen
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Learning you can parry fucking bullets was a treat, btw.

jagged cradle
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jagged cradle
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But goodโ€ฆ

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
cerulean moth
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and sekiro!

grizzled aspen
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I also did a no hit run on sekiro.

spare talon
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Probably could do it without getting hit
But I've put it down for too long

sullen forge
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if you like that shit you'd like the game im shilling you

grizzled aspen
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I dont have the time or energy to do no hit without kuros charm.

south grove
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I am going to guess I got placebos today

spare talon
sullen forge
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especially if you enjoy DOOM at all

spare talon
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Go

grizzled aspen
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Don't want to either.

south grove
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I ate my pills and nothing happened

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Lies of Penis

spare talon
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south grove
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I am now hurting a lot with no real painkillers on my hand

spare talon
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Lies of peak

grizzled aspen
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Wait like 5 minutes.

south grove
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I know because I am still in excruciating pain

frosty herald
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Doing lies of peak with the booster glaive and mjolnr coil head

grizzled aspen
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Have you considered not being in excruciating pain?

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Just a thought.

spare talon
south grove
frosty herald
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I need the lies of p dlc

frosty herald
spare talon
south grove
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I will strangle my friends who gave it to me

frosty herald
south grove
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This bet I won

grizzled aspen
south grove
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@jagged cradle I am leaving you my liver

south grove
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and gale said he wanted my stuff (iirc)

spare talon
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And besides, most can be parried

south grove
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gale can have my stuff

spare talon
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Including your own

grizzled aspen
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I'm just saying I don't want to do it because it neither interests me nor has a reward.

frosty herald
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You wont play ultrakill because its hard i wont play ultrakill because the devteam has weirdos that give official sextoy integration with the game

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My eyes feel like grapes

grizzled aspen
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It.

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On God

grizzled aspen
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What.

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It has what?

grizzled aspen
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grizzled aspen
frosty herald
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Cursed ultrakill knowledge

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I am not happy i know this

south grove
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freak frog

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get off the internet

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grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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@sullen forge deep lore

south grove
grizzled aspen
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I know.

south grove
grizzled aspen
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I'm just testing to see if Hahnda's eyes are actually grapes.

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Strictly platonic.

sullen forge
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Bat

sullen forge
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โค๏ธ

frosty herald
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Tin probably has a crush on jenna ortega

sullen forge
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I think she's drunk

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You think?

grizzled aspen
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I know she's drunk.

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grizzled aspen
south grove
frosty herald
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Stop lying

fleet zealot
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frosty herald
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Your excited for wednesday season 2 and you dont know her actress?

south grove
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I have genuinely never seen this person before

frosty herald
south grove
grizzled aspen
south grove
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what???

frosty herald
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OOOOOOOOOO

grizzled aspen
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He refers to it as Wednesday.

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And he wishes a second coming.

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Because he is a bastard.

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And he wants me to kill him with rocks.

frosty herald
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That makes more sense

grizzled aspen
south grove
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I don't like actresses

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it's weird to do that

grizzled aspen
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The character's name is literally Wednesday.

south grove
#

I like real people in my life (this is a lie)

jagged cradle
grizzled aspen
#

Tintin likes Wire.

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This is factual.

rocky nacelle
#

gross

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triple grub threat all at once

gusty stag
pure tree
#

We're making a new Dorn for yall

#

Uorn

south grove
rocky nacelle
south grove
#

I will forever lament over my first love

rocky nacelle
#

you are 16

south grove
gusty stag
rocky nacelle
#

that was like what

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last year

south grove
#

can't remember the age of people

grizzled aspen
#

In some fashion or another.

rocky nacelle
#

noobnoob lamenting over a year ago

grizzled aspen
#

True lamenter.

rocky nacelle
#

soon he'll be like i remember when i was 16 ๐Ÿšฌ

south grove
#

wrong

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I will now detonate your soon to be gf's house

south grove
#

it seems you don't need all of them

jagged cradle
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

i dont think he'll get it...........

grizzled aspen
#

Yarp.

rocky nacelle
#

i no longer know this frog individual

south grove
#

idk if frogs bloated organs can be utilised

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
#

Damn.

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A permanent facet.

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It will be gone soon enough.

south grove
rocky nacelle
#

brand of sacrifice but instead of guts its frog and instead of the sacrifice mark its looking like a chud

grizzled aspen
#

Actually @rocky nacelle I'm visiting a barber for the first time in my life tomorrow so I'll see if she can't unfuck my hair so I don't look like a chud.

rocky nacelle
#

do you just

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let your hair exist

grizzled aspen
#

I get the Frog Special, which is basically cutting all the hair on my head down to like a quarter inch.

grizzled aspen
#

I am.

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I'm so nervous man I fuckin HATE it.

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If she fucks up my hair I'm going home and shaving bald.

rocky nacelle
#

do you have a beard to cover the baldness

full nebula
south grove
#

there is no beard for him

grizzled aspen
#

Unfortunately there's enough Native American blood in me that I got the no facial hair genetics.

south grove
#

late bloomer

grizzled aspen
#

I can do like a mephistopheles style mustache and chin hair but otherwise nothing grows in abundance.

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Just stray little shitty whiskers.

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Bothers the hell out of me because my dad has a giant beard.

rocky nacelle
#

better get faded like this

full nebula
#

Clean shave squad

grizzled aspen
#

Like from chin to the tip of the beard it's as long as my forearm.

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Rage inducing that I cannot have a beard like that.

full nebula
#

I cant grow facial hair, looks like shit. Just clean shave and look infinitely better

south grove
#

if I see one more AI art on google image

rocky nacelle
#

(if you have a sister this is a bearded sister joke)

grizzled aspen
#

I do.

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And she would whoop my ass with a hand tied behind her back, blindfolded.

rocky nacelle
#

big read

grizzled aspen
#

I have no idea what the fuck happened to her to make her so damn violent but when she decides to be nobody can make her stop.

full nebula
#

eh, lots of people just use beards to hide their chin or help with jawline

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its makeup for dudes

rocky nacelle
#

inb4 yam says its kale

grizzled aspen
#

Thank FUCK I have a good jawline and chin.

full nebula
#

same

grizzled aspen
#

I dont need to hide it behind a beard.

south grove
#

serotonin imbalance hits like a truck

full nebula
#

ive got like the worst stache imaginable, so clean shave ezpz

south grove
#

please let your brain chemistry work properly

grizzled aspen
#

I actually refer to the concave chin thing that some people have as "simp chin."

full nebula
#

leafyishere

gusty orbit
grizzled aspen
#

Like the "how does this man fold towels" type chin.

full nebula
#

I know i have a good chin, i got punched in it too many times in school KEKW_ogryn

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shits iron

grizzled aspen
#

I've had my jaw broken twice.

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Let it be known that the jaw broke before the chin did.

sullen forge
#

leafyishere mentioned

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deploy image

grizzled aspen
#

THE FATED SIMP CHIN

full nebula
#

lore accurate

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biblically accurate leafy

grizzled aspen
#

GOD I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE THAT HAVE SIMP CHIN

gusty orbit
sullen forge
#

you fucking ride a skate board on that shit

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Do tricks and shit on that ramp

spare talon
gusty orbit
#

you can do bmx tricks on a ramp like that

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
#

You will not be doing the harvesting.

spare talon
#

ah not the first time someone has wanted to do that to me

grizzled aspen
#

Certainly won't be the last.

spare talon
#

yeah

grizzled aspen
#

Pookiebear...

spare talon
#

i think yours should be harvested instead, just for that

grizzled aspen
#

:3

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
#

:|

south grove
#

kezfection

spare talon
#

thankfully ive had antibodies for years

grizzled aspen
#

Rabies.

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:3

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# grizzled aspen I dont need to hide it behind a beard.

This episode is probably my favourite of the year so far...although, I realise I say that a lot...

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south grove
grizzled aspen
#

No.

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I think I'll just get more rabies instead.

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:3

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I won't say who I got it from though.

fleet zealot
grizzled aspen
#

Don't call me out.

south grove
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now stop being a twink go to sleep

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credits for effort

frosty herald
#

Tin i beg you

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Use another weapon other than tac axe

obsidian prairie
#

Thatโ€™s somebody else

frosty herald
#

I know

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But tin uses a taxe

misty mason
molten isle
#

purging flames is bugged isnt it

misty ravine
fleet zealot
molten isle
#

i hate this grenade

misty ravine
#

Yes. Imagine having to spend 4 points on mid-at-best talents so you can have a grenade that slowly clears chaff enemies in a small area, instead of throwing knives. And you can't even regenerate them, you are utterly cucked by grenade refill spawn luck.

spare talon
frosty herald
#

Hes not good with it

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Make him use evis or thammer

fleet zealot
#

Close ranged weapons and unyielding is always useful and restoring faith is niche but at least consistent

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Itโ€™s not immos nade fault it doesnโ€™t have scourge-> second wind+ crit DR

misty ravine
#

I'll admit to being a little bitter about trying to do the penance and getting about 1000 kills in before finding out it wasn't even counting properly

fleet zealot
#

Nade spawns arenโ€™t really luck either there will always be a large fixed amount of nade boxes spread throughout the mission itโ€™s just checking boxes. Some games can be more nade competitive than others but if I can get my stun nades refilled in a nade hungry lobby, immo nades should to

south grove
#

which allows me to focus on improving other things

rocky nacelle
#

improving at multiple things at once will help you juggle more things at once

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obviously everyone learns differently

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but in the case of shart tide

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you need the adhd mental stack of tracking like 30 things

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(its only like 5)

grizzled aspen
south grove
#

if it ain't the guy who dies first

misty ravine
#

Doing that penance I frequently wouldn't get nades refilled because teammates snapped them up. Or they just wouldn't spawn and wouldn't spawn, leaving me empty for times I would really need them.

I found myself constantly thinking "I wish I had throwing knives" or "I wish I had those 2-4 talent points back" and almost never "an immolation grenade would be nice here" after going back

grizzled aspen
#

Step 1 of better melee performance is calm down.

south grove
#

only way to spectate me

lone matrix
#

i hope they buff taxes

grizzled aspen
#

Tintin, do you realize every time I touch the floor, the team crumbles?

south grove
#

other marks are fine

obsidian prairie
#

Why mk7

frosty herald
obsidian prairie
#

I thought it was fine

frosty herald
#

Your hordeclear is atrocious

grizzled aspen
#

Indeed.

obsidian prairie
#

Bit more complicated but like

grizzled aspen
#

Much panicking.

obsidian prairie
#

Itโ€™s just fine

grizzled aspen
#

Man needs to calm tf down.

frosty herald
#

Not really

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Taxe just has bad hordeclear

obsidian prairie
#

We need to subject tintin to karsolas heavy hitter

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And get him to chill the fuck out

frosty herald
#

If tin picks up the mk15 evis or thammer hell have an easier time

sullen forge
#

No thats not allowed cause its baby mode!!!!

frosty herald
#

Much less dodging

sullen forge
#

he has to use knife with nothing on it for horde clear

grizzled aspen
#

Taxe also has the issue of enduring faith abuse.

sullen forge
#

Could just do Blazing Scourge Shred Taxe

grizzled aspen
#

Ngl it's a bad habit I've picked up, I've been relying on it a lot.

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When I play psyker I get melted.

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Just sounds like I need a break from crit builds.

obsidian prairie
#

I finally got my crusher so I will play around with that tomorrow

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And probably start saving for PGS instant mastery via green sacrifice

vast basin
#

Psyker is less about tdr and more about insane toughness regen

frosty herald
#

One thing i also suggest is push attacking

rocky nacelle
#

noobnoob when 2 dreg ragers and 5 groaners walk up on him

sullen forge
#

Off topic: gonna go lay down but nebula progress for tonight

obsidian prairie
grizzled aspen
south grove
#

I ain't gonna pick it up again

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๐Ÿ˜ญ

obsidian prairie
#

What

frosty herald
#

With mk15 evis you push wait a sec and then attack for hordeclear

obsidian prairie
#

Wait

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Did you just

molten isle
#

im getting like 40 per mission god fuck

obsidian prairie
#

Stop using PAโ€™s?

sullen forge
#

bro what the fuck do you mean

grizzled aspen
#

Tintin is trying so fucking hard to be Dorn.

sullen forge
#

Stop using PA

grizzled aspen
#

Dorn doesn't PA.

south grove
#

I stopped spamming it

sullen forge
#

WHY?!

obsidian prairie
#

Oh my gods

south grove
#

that was the main issue

misty ravine
frosty herald
#

You dont need to spam it

sullen forge
#

Push attacks are super fucking useful with a plethora of weapons

frosty herald
#

A single push is enough for a knockdown

south grove
#

I don't spam it

obsidian prairie
#

PA IS TAXES STRONGEST MOVE

south grove
#

spamming PA started w/ my mk6 knife before UnL

sullen forge
#

Like 50%-25% of my swings on fucking VETERAN

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with the TAXE

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Are PAs

grizzled aspen
#

Tintin be like "hmm today I will completely give up the safest tool I have in my entire kit."

molten isle
#

@fatshark grant me the penance pls sadHamster

obsidian prairie
#

I donโ€™t spam it but like

sullen forge
south grove
#

it was every 2 attacks per push al

sullen forge
#

holy shit im going to fucking explode

obsidian prairie
#

It just fucking blends ragers and has a great Bromentum angle

south grove
#

I gave it up because I die when I actually need stamina

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
sterile basalt
#

least insane tac axe player

frosty herald
misty ravine
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
sullen forge
frosty herald
#

Most push attacks have an unique attack if you wait half a second to follow up

rocky nacelle
#

we're talking mk15

sterile basalt
#

@south grove fyi tac axe PA chains into heavy atk faster than regular heavy spam
use it lol

frosty herald
#

Mk15 evis does a sweep to the right if you push wait light attack

obsidian prairie
grizzled aspen
south grove
#

I don't want to be verbally assaulted

rocky nacelle
#

me when i want to inform someone but im talking about the wrong thing

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so noob

obsidian prairie
#

You know you can just

frosty herald
#

Tin you should spectate my gameplay

sullen forge
#

Actual abusive father

grizzled aspen
obsidian prairie
#

Not talk to Dorn

sterile basalt
#

u have a rashad-tier PA (strong stagger, less cleave but comes out faster) and u said "nah"

grizzled aspen
obsidian prairie
#

Heโ€™s a guy on the internet

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You can literally block him

grizzled aspen
#

Dorn does not control evert facet of your gameplay.

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And he isn't the peak of peak when it comes to darktide.

plush estuary
#

True

grizzled aspen
#

I have literally watched him fucking eat a crusher overhead on psyker when he was helping me with ASS.

south grove
#

he's the only one actively teaching me stuff tho

grizzled aspen
obsidian prairie
#

Every time you talk about Dorn you sound like you are talking about an abusive parent

south grove
#

everyone else kinda just

grizzled aspen
#

YOU GOBLIN

south grove
#

backseat me and tell me stuff

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he tells me where and when to do things

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and I do them

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and I get better

grizzled aspen
#

That's literally the only way to improve you.

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No, your perception on Dorn is wrong.

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He is giving you a hypothetical and expecting you to resolve it yourself.

obsidian prairie
#

You should also consider

grizzled aspen
#

How you resolve it can be done in a plethora of ways and typically you choose a terrible method.

obsidian prairie
#

Multiple viewpoints and playstyles!!!!

frosty herald
#

You lack the knowledge of the games inherent mechanics to play as well as dorn does

grizzled aspen
#

I literally have taught 12 people that can barely hold a controller right to being able to outread master ranked duellists in for honor, I think I can get away with teaching you more tips on how to improve.

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Observation is literally the one thing I'm good at lmao.

south grove
#

he's taught me a lot of things about spawning mechanic, map knowledge and other stuff

grizzled aspen
#

Yes that's all fine and dandy but your mechanical skill is lacking.

sullen forge
#

which is good

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but

south grove
#

and nobody else has given me these things so far

sullen forge
#

you're lacking in simply just

grizzled aspen
#

And your reading and grasp of the situation you're in is also poor.

sullen forge
#

playing the fucking game and having a natural instinct for it

obsidian prairie
#

You donโ€™t need to know the deep lore background mechanics to play well

sullen forge
#

thats why im good to adapt to so much dumb shit

obsidian prairie
#

I donโ€™t know fucking shit about that

grizzled aspen
#

Pop question, what's the first specialist that needs to die when you try to pull off a team reset?

sullen forge
#

I kinda just adjust to the situation at hand

obsidian prairie
#

But I play quite well (in my unbiased opinion)

south grove
grizzled aspen
#

You literally cannot do a team reset with a mutant in play.

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Unless you are Dorn.

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And nobody here is Dorn.

sterile basalt
#

Whatโ€™s โ€œteam resetโ€

sullen forge
#

I was about to say Trapper or Hound as well cause they can really make Resets fucking risky

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Clutches iirc

south grove
#

/rescue

sullen forge
#

yeah

grizzled aspen
#

Because he would do some goofy gimmicky shit and get the mutant caught on some random micropixel where it infinitely staggers itself into a wall or something.

south grove
#

whatever the name is

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I forgot

grizzled aspen
#

I probably worded it poorly but you get the idea.

sterile basalt
#

Oh that

grizzled aspen
#

Anywho, mutant dies first, every time.

sullen forge
#

Naturally unless of one situation or well 2 and one's rare

south grove
grizzled aspen
#

Then disablers, then flamers, then bombers.

obsidian prairie
#

It also likes to die first conveniently

sullen forge
#

if your rescue/revive speed is quick

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or

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
#

the Mutant is half way across the map

obsidian prairie
#

Eager for the third lobotomy

south grove
#

mutants can disrupt rescue animations but can't consistently permanently disable you

grizzled aspen
#

Mutants can throw you inside of an elite horde and get you killed.

south grove
#

the situation depends on what's coming along no?

sullen forge
#

Other than that yes kill mutants

grizzled aspen
#

It's effectively the same thing.

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And they don't fuck off after they fail for a second like trappers or dogs do.

sullen forge
#

Trappers will always be top priority though

misty ravine
#

Trappers have a long enough "cooldown" once they miss (because they run away, then reload the net, then come back for another go) that you have lots of time to pick someone up. Mutants recover a lot faster. Dogs also tend to run around in a couple of circles

grizzled aspen
#

They keep coming nonstop.

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This is why when I'm clutching I keep a chastise handy.

zinc talon
south grove
#

at least that's how I see it

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
#

pulling a dorn there

grizzled aspen
#

Dodge the mutant, chastise into his back, and keep moving.

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If your chastise isn't ready, hit him and dodge him again.

south grove
#

a toss away

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right?

grizzled aspen
#

Yes, keep running.

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I never said stop.

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The mutant has to die for your save to even be possible.

south grove
#

my point is if you can get tossed into a patrol you shouldn't be considering revives

grizzled aspen
#

TINTIN

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OPEN YOUR BRAIN FOR 2 SECONDS

frosty herald
#

Tin i want you to use the crucis

frosty herald
#

I want you to learn how to stall hordes so you dint get swarmed