I’m very music-restarted though so like, take my ignorance with a block of salt
#zealot-class
frozen kernel
fleet zealot
throw rocks
south grove
lame ass name
sullen forge
@rocky nacelle @sterile stone
south grove
you'd get bullied at school lmao
sterile stone
Lil Nas was literally at rock bottom before he got famous
bitter anvil
Lil Nas was literally at rock bottom before he got famous
It is the old town road?
sterile stone
It is the old town road?
Yes
bitter anvil
Oh lmao
sterile stone
That's fucking wild ain't it
bitter anvil
I think he’s gonna get copyright with it
gusty orbit
How much is it per malice game then? Half? I don't think it's worth either way to go and interact with the system in an unnatural way to spend every single resource in maxing out anything only for the few that couldn't care less about mats, it would remotely make sense to purchase a few and get the first levels of headstart, and that'd be about it the first blessings and done
wide nacelle
zealot chat how do we feel about the blueberry sarge look
sterile stone
<@139852743358545920> <@401737241115754527>
misty mason
zealot chat how do we feel about the blueberry sarge look
Oh its blue santa
grizzled aspen
Instead of playing a game I have sat here in front of my pc for 3 hours typing on Discord.
Fucking hell I need to go outside.
sterile stone
Instead of playing a game I have sat here in front of my pc for 3 hours typing o...
You've achieved peak melon
bitter anvil
Instead of playing a game I have sat here in front of my pc for 3 hours typing o...
Me literally
wide nacelle
im channeling my inner ultramarine
rocky nacelle
zealot chat how do we feel about the blueberry sarge look
missing the white or the blue minion hood
misty mason
Imagine not being in this discord at work
grizzled aspen
Imagine not being in this discord at work
I'm on discord at work all the time.
grizzled aspen
But mainly I'm on snapchat now because reasons.
misty mason
But mainly I'm on snapchat now because reasons.
grizzled aspen
Snapchat so OOOOLD
Basic white bitches use it so I have to as well.
misty mason
Thats where he gets his furry content
grizzled aspen
And lemme tell ya, my lady friend is the biggest basic white bitch there is.
bitter anvil
Basic white bitches use it so I have to as well.
So your a lesbi
modern lintel
Basic white bitches use it so I have to as well.
wild self callout
grizzled aspen
So your a lesbi
I'm going to blow off your genitals with a plasma gun.
misty mason
grizzled aspen
This is slander, sir.
grizzled aspen
Expect a cease and desist in your mailbox (pipe bomb).
median steeple
posted this earlier
bitter anvil
Jamaican
frozen kernel
How much is it per malice game then? Half? I don't think it's worth either way t...
My buddy has played a whopping 12 hours of this game. I don’t know how else to tell you that there isn’t a world where he’s in the same position we are, dude
south grove
I'm hungry
sullen forge
posted this earlier
Didn't notice, got it from somewhere else LMAO
south grove
I finished eating my roommate's food
bitter anvil
My buddy has played a whopping 12 hours of this game. I don’t know how else to t...
He never go further difficulty? To like heresy or damnation?
south grove
it's time to cook my own
misty mason
My buddy has played a whopping 12 hours of this game. I don’t know how else to t...
Just call him a leech or something
Thatll make them git gud
frozen kernel
He never go further difficulty? To like heresy or damnation?
He’s just hit level 21, his gear isn’t quite up to spec yet and he doesn’t even have all his curio slots
Taking him into heresy just got him slowly whittled by pox slapping his butt as he’s been learning audio queues
And by slowly whittled to death I mean going down constantly
bitter anvil
He’s just hit level 21, his gear isn’t quite up to spec yet and he doesn’t even ...
Well my best friend didn’t go heresy or damnation he’s isn’t good at meleeing combat except he’s too good shooting his vigilante autogun
Got experience cs2 shooting
But never know CQC
gusty orbit
My buddy has played a whopping 12 hours of this game. I don’t know how else to t...
I'm kinda tired of the thing at this point, but if he's such a newb, of course he's gonna be broke, and even then, he doesn't need to focus on that, just having fun and learning the game, most people don't pass the 30-50 hours in horde shooters anyway, there's nothing else to say here
frozen kernel
Well my best friend didn’t go heresy or damnation he’s isn’t good at meleeing co...
That’s the thing, he’s a great shooter player. He’s just still learning -tide gameplay
bitter anvil
That’s the thing, he’s a great shooter player. He’s just still learning -tide ga...
I told my friend “we should play vermintide get hang of gist”
misty mason
Honestly though, getting good in melee/reacting to backstabs is such a muscle memory thing
It just requires play time pretty much
frozen kernel
He’d played more VT2 than I did, I only really played a couple dozen hours of VT1
bitter anvil
He’s now play 7dtd most time
misty mason
Gotta get those ultra instinct dodges going
gusty orbit
It just requires play time pretty much
Yeah, it just doesn't happen overnight, I was shit for at least 200 hours
frozen kernel
He knows what he needs to do, it’s just literally a new game. I wouldn’t expect a new player in Helldivers to be punching in stratagems at 200APM after a dozen hours
misty mason
Oh yeah those VT hours will help though
frozen kernel
Darktide has a lot to manage for a new player
misty mason
I do mean it that unconscious reflex is super important for DT
And that's not something you really learn, so much as you just acquire through play time
frozen kernel
Specialist sound queues, Dodge dancing, ammo conservation, talent and blessing procs
south grove
Yeah, it just doesn't happen overnight, I was shit for at least 200 hours
200 hours
get on my level noob
gusty orbit
DarkTide is pretty frenetic, although the lower difficulties are more alike to vermintide
south grove
I still suck after ~700 hours
bitter anvil
My best friend was noob he use game latern guide
gusty orbit
get on my level noob
I wasn't getting coached by a whole discord bro
misty mason
Yeah DT is definitely more high paced
gusty orbit
I still suck after ~700 hours
Jesus Christ
sterile stone
@zinc talon Either your name is popular or you got a fan
frozen kernel
It’s a lot of fairly esoteric mechanics for someone who’s main objective is usually “Survive and click heads” in games
misty mason
We have so much more influence on the world and so there is much more we need to react to
median steeple
Didn't notice, got it from somewhere else LMAO
https://tenor.com/view/jinx-jinx-middle-finger-jinx-s2-jinx-uck-you-uck-you-gif-14102286058703083939
frozen kernel
“Make sure you’re sliding everywhere. I know there’s like a limit but if you slide FORWARDS then it doesn’t cost anything. Also yeah I know stamina is limited but like just be careful and keep sliding”
New player: 
south grove
I wasn't getting coached by a whole discord bro
I would call it coaching tbh
gusty orbit
<@345858073233063966> Either your name is popular or you got a fan
Cousin okri is a character in vermintide so yeah xd, it's a frequent name
misty mason
Yeah getting sliding down took me quite a while to get the hang of
median steeple
Orb
south grove
it's just getting bullied until I nail something down
frozen kernel
Tintin gets BULLIED by most of the Discord lol
misty mason
Im still probably not great at it
frozen kernel
it's just getting bullied until I nail something down
To be fair you do have some blonde moments
misty mason
This server will both bully you and provide you all the knowledge you need
sterile stone
Cousin okri is a character in vermintide so yeah xd, it's a frequent name
Ayeee warhomer lore
sullen forge
900 hours
misty mason
Call it what you will, but it is genuinely the source of some of the best advice you can get in the game
For any class too
frozen kernel
Zealot Chat is just the adage about NE United States “Kind, but not nice”
south grove
For any class too
I think it's zealot class only
south grove
ogryn chat is dead
misty mason
I think it's zealot class only
wrong
frozen kernel
This is Dorn IRL
south grove
vet and psyker are too nice about it
misty mason
Zealot class is all classes, just mostly zealot
gusty orbit
Im being dead serious
My dude if someone is bad bad in a game when they're trying to be good after 700 hours, idk, crazy
south grove
this is true
misty mason
Any true zealot chat knower knows this to be true
gusty orbit
I think I will bully tintin a bit from here out
misty mason
Ogryn chat is also quality
south grove
My dude if someone is bad bad in a game when they're trying to be good after 700...
this is my first shooter game
misty mason
But they focus more on ogryn
frozen kernel
Tin at least tries to get better
south grove
I had to learn how to ADS
gusty orbit
this is my first shooter game
Damn, totally forgot that lore
frozen kernel
It may not always feel like it shows, but the effort is there. Baby steps
frozen kernel
I had to learn how to ADS
You were forced to unbind your weapon swap so you’d stop shooting hordes of pox
modern lintel
It may not always feel like it shows, but the effort is there. Baby steps
bro might be irrevocably cooked
misty mason
I wish Eternal Crusade actually lived up to what they said it was gonna be
I would love a 40k Planetside
south grove
You were forced to unbind your weapon swap so you’d stop shooting hordes of pox
that's no longer a problem
frozen kernel
bro might be irrevocably cooked
Tintin is burnt to a fucking crisp but still shows up to get slaughtered
south grove
I got that one out quick
frozen kernel
It’s commendable
gusty orbit
I would love a 40k Planetside
That'd be fucking awesome
frozen kernel
I can’t fault the gumption, only respect it hard
misty mason
That'd be fucking awesome
Yeah that's what Eternal Crusade was basically sold as
Like a fool a pre ordered it
gusty orbit
And what happened
frozen kernel
I’d be massively butt mad getting backseat game’d
frozen kernel
Remember that one EVE shooter for like PS3
south grove
I think I'm craving some backup content rn
gusty orbit
Remember that one EVE shooter for like PS3
Dust 514, imprinted in my mind
modern lintel
im wondering if stalkers pvp mode is going to be anything other then an after thought like sm2s
frozen kernel
^^
south grove
I'll go see what he can cook up
frozen kernel
Fucking tragic that eh?
misty mason
Im kinda tempted to play Stellaris again
I got a new cpu so the end game wont run at a snails pace anymore
frozen kernel
im wondering if stalkers pvp mode is going to be anything other then an after th...
Devs have said “it’s not coop, it’s just modes like TDM and shite” unfortunately
visual stream
im wondering if stalkers pvp mode is going to be anything other then an after th...
mfw heavy gunner class outdamages the melee class in melee range
How pathetic
misty mason
Never played stalker
south grove
he wrote something new on saturday
and then went back to regular texting
lost his free will after a day
misty mason
I just want a Funger 2 update, its been over a year
south grove
poor guy
bro
yo,my name is Adam
im sorry if i distract you
We will be playing in a small tournament and we need more players. Would you like to join?
tournament for 8 teams,540$ prize pool
entry is free
are u there
gusty orbit
yo,my name is Adam
im sorry if i distract you
We will be playing in a small tournament and we need more players. Would you like to join?
tournament for 8 teams,540$ prize pool
entry is free
misty mason
Why wont you be Adams bro
bitter anvil
Adam? Be Sadam
sullen forge
yo,my name is Adam
im sorry if i distract you
We will be playing in a small tour...
Gale has invited you to play Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
misty mason
Reject
bitter anvil
Accept
south grove
funniest thing is I barely played TF2
and I have like
4 things in my inventory
what does he even want from me
bitter anvil
Your account
misty mason
Friendship
sterile stone
Maybe a bot or scam account
I've gotta a ton of friend request from those on rust
Still do
bitter anvil
If you have rust they want steal your account they gonna put on black market sale for the player got ban from game
So they buy for ban evade
misty mason
frozen kernel
Gamer with a hard r
south grove
this guy is running the right blessings
holy
lacerate on knife
it's fucking over
gusty orbit
lacerate on knife
700 meters ahead from the team
south grove
700 meters ahead from the team
I'll keep up
frozen kernel
Wait a second…
south grove
ruin his day
bitter anvil
Kek
sterile stone
Get chungalunga'd nerd
sterile stone
I hope we get a continuation of the story :/
This shit is gonna get the one piece treatment I swear
gusty orbit
Since I haven't watched a single vox thing, I don't mind
A chaos wastes on the other hand, yum
misty mason
It is kind of weird that they've seemed to be teasing something with the vox things
Since the first
And it's never really amounted to anything
I guess maybe the special assignment got some vox lead ins
I think
gusty orbit
It's slug pace slow, it has developed, but eh, not super interesting
sterile stone
It feels like we're just recruiting more and more handlers
First swagger
Now Dukane
And we ain't get not a single got damn promotion
Or recognition for our hard work
misty mason
It seems like they've been threatening to steal our jeans for a year or more
sterile stone
They can't have my Levis
gusty orbit
What's the damage falloff of longshot? Max damage at what distance and minimum
misty mason
Do enough penances and you can get redemed tho
fleet zealot
wanton storm
What build are you playing here?. the style looks fun. abit new to this game so dont have alot of good weapons. only dueling sword and boltgun
spare talon
What build are you playing here?. the style looks fun. abit new to this game so ...
he's not in the server rn but i know the exact build
spare talon
frozen kernel
It feels like we're just recruiting more and more handlers
Kayex is my favorite new handler
“Flyyy~ my little servo skull :)”
sterile stone
Kayex is my favorite new handler
He's about the only nice one
Even tho he kinda weird
wanton storm
he's not in the server rn but i know the exact build
Oh, sry didnt know. well it does have to be "that" build, but something close to it. tought the playstyle looked nice. and i tought he was tanky to?, something that would help me. Thanks for the prompt reply. appreciate
sullen forge
got killed by a silent backstab
probably flicked your camera towards the enemy when it was winding up an attack
and you got hit
Again just keep trying
its good you attempt clutches
Really good way to learn to improve
lost pumice
For bolt pistol would collateral or mobility be the dump?
spare talon
Oh, sry didnt know. well it does have to be "that" build, but something close to...
it is literally the exact same build, with tons of outgoing damage and tons of damage resistance
i didnt just make it up
i just know that thats the build he's running in the video down to a T lmao
frozen kernel
For bolt pistol would collateral or mobility be the dump?
Imo Mobility on a godroll, but collateral is okay if it’s only high 60’s
Wish I could view my load outs from mobile
lost pumice
Imo Mobility on a godroll, but collateral is okay if it’s only high 60’s
Cool thanks, I know its typically mobility for dump, but sometimes it switches up so I wanna double check
frozen kernel
Cool thanks, I know its typically mobility for dump, but sometimes it switches ...
The one I’m rocking on my vet only has like 69% collateral but that’s because they reload quicker and do more damage on shots anyway. Genuinely you would like it to be 80 because shooting through an entire wave of pox to kill a sniper is really nice
wanton storm
it is literally the exact same build, with tons of outgoing damage and tons of d...
Will try out out, need to get some toughness curios :). should i run x3 or 2 and one health or stam ?
spare talon
Will try out out, need to get some toughness curios :). should i run x3 or 2 and...
both of us run 2x toughness 1x +3 stam
lost pumice
The one I’m rocking on my vet only has like 69% collateral but that’s because th...
The boltgun is my favorite ranged weapon by far. So I'm excited to try the pistol
frozen kernel
dont tell me its just us 3
I run +3 stam, toughness, and HP on zealot because I’m afraid of commitment
rocky nacelle
obsidian prairie
Kill them
spare talon
what is it with people going "well if DS is so strong how come i never see anyone running it"
the last 2 games i queued into had 2-3+ people running DS4
obsidian prairie
Now
rocky nacelle
what is it with people going "well if DS is so strong how come i never see anyon...
actually
when I solo queue I rarely run into super meta
even on mutated horrors
or maelstroms
how do you find the polar opposite of everything I find
though I did see a vet with a DS4 and a bolter
frozen kernel
what is it with people going "well if DS is so strong how come i never see anyon...
For me it’s been the quell cancel macro shit in every 2-3 games
wanton storm
both of us run 2x toughness 1x +3 stam
Okey,, got i put Tougtness,combat reg and tougness reg them ?
spare talon
Okey,, got i put Tougtness,combat reg and tougness reg them ?
combat regen is pointless for most abilities cuz 3x is realistically 3.6 seconds for a third of all your curio slots
its even less useful when you get your ability back in 10 seconds with crit cdr in this build, making those 3 slots effectively 1.2 seconds
rocky nacelle
the second I saw him say "it is harder to hit a moving target"
either the best shitposter
or the worst player ever
sterile stone
"its harder to hit a moving target"
This must be the favorite pass time of this chat, looking for rage bait in any forum y'all can
copper hawk
These people dont play the game
sterile basalt
oh no
lost pumice
For the bistol, would it be puncture/surgical?
sullen forge
@sterile stone Da Opal USAS-12
spare talon
Okey,, got i put Tougtness,combat reg and tougness reg them ?
toughness regen also exclusively only affects coherency regen, which is disabled when an enemy is focused on you, which is basically all the time, making the entire system functionally useless for zealot
rocky nacelle
knowing this game though it could be a 100% real person and they're saying what they feel is the truth
copper hawk
They're the SAME WEAPON
rocky nacelle
and I wouldnt doubt it
copper hawk
They're both HITSCAN
sterile stone
<@401737241115754527> Da Opal USAS-12
Now it's time for snipers
rocky nacelle
This must be the favorite pass time of this chat, looking for rage bait in any f...
when im bored I read people throw shit at each other in steam forums, I did this in helldivers 2
sterile stone
Oh shit you got the tracker on
sullen forge
and I have to go on Terminus to finish LW3A1
copper hawk
Or if plamma is a projectile it's essentially hitscan
sterile basalt
or the worst player ever
tbh
plasma headshots at >30m is kind of RNG
especially if ur getting hit in melee while trying to snipe smth, it is super annoying
sterile stone
I should probs use that
copper hawk
It's so fucking fast
rocky nacelle
fastest projectile ive ever seen
sullen forge
This far in
sterile stone
when im bored I read people throw shit at each other in steam forums, I did this...
As much as I like watching dumb people club each other, shit just becomes a revolving door at some point.
rocky nacelle
As much as I like watching dumb people club each other, shit just becomes a revo...
depending on the arguments yes
some people argue actual good points
spare talon
Okey,, got i put Tougtness,combat reg and tougness reg them ?
i personally run 3x toughness, 3x gunner resist (2 also works cuz they are multiplicitive so diminishing returns), and 3x stam regen cuz im a stamina goblin
that much stamina is my own persona preference, you can run something else there, but imho, theres not much else worth the slots
copper hawk
Does it have variance? Like, shot dispersion??
rocky nacelle
so its a good read sometimes
rocky nacelle
Does it have variance? Like, shot dispersion??
@sterile basalt
sterile basalt
Does it have variance? Like, shot dispersion??
what gun, plasma?
rocky nacelle
ye
copper hawk
Does it have any dispersion when fired from the hit per shot like the revolver?
sterile stone
so its a good read sometimes
Only when someone goes into critical meltdown when someone has a differing opinion
copper hawk
From the hip*
rocky nacelle
Only when someone goes into critical meltdown when someone has a differing opini...
surprisingly there are equally the amount of dumb fucks as there are people who would articulate an actual argument or thoughts on something, like from this server
wanton storm
combat regen is pointless for most abilities cuz 3x is realistically 3.6 seconds...
oh, yeah then it would be worth it, abit waste of the 3 slots. That i didnt know about toughness regen! thx 🙂
sterile basalt
plasma is pinpoint accurate always (no accuracy loss under suppression)
with that said, in practice it can be hard to consistently hit headshots at >30m
also the slow draw-to-fire time is genuinely annoying when ur trying to quick snipe smth while meleeing a horde
sterile basalt
plasma is pinpoint accurate always (no accuracy loss under suppression)
with tha...
@copper hawk
sterile stone
surprisingly there are equally the amount of dumb fucks as there are people who ...
I know the mods are watching so I can't say my unfiltered opinion, but yes this server has alot of "Interesting" personalities that attach themselves to this game.
copper hawk
<@576701404475949056>
Ah
spare talon
oh, yeah then it would be worth it, abit waste of the 3 slots. That i didnt kno...
in most cases you end up having some talents to greatly reduce the ability anyway from just playing the game that put the curio slots to shame
sterile basalt
first shot kicks a bit
sterile basalt
As short as the revolver
nah it's almost 5x as long
copper hawk
Or shorter than the autoguns
rocky nacelle
I know the mods are watching so I can't say my unfiltered opinion, but yes this ...
welcome to online gaming communities
zealous mesa
okya im super sick but in the last day ive probably had like 3 nyquil/dayquils but my throat hurts so bad i want to sleep
sterile basalt
it will genuinely kill u if u don't prepare for that draw-to-fire time
zealous mesa
should i risk taking another one and getting liver damage from acetimsomething
sterile basalt
draw speed is not "slow", it's the draw-to-fire that's slow
copper hawk
It feels super fast to me
spare talon
some people argue actual good points
its nice when you see someone make a valid point from an opposing side from your own so youre not just circlejerking yourself and you can think for yourself
its also nice when someone sharing your opinion says something that is a better explaination to a belief you hold yourself
copper hawk
Im cwazy
sterile stone
welcome to online gaming communities
I hate it here, I wanna go Swaziland
rocky nacelle
its nice when you see someone make a valid point from an opposing side from your...
yop
ah yes
liked songs jumpscare
chill rap song into
breakcore
sterile basalt
It feels super fast to me
animation speed feels good
but it's mainly the pre-fire delay
like when ur magdumping, that pre-fire delay is not a big deal
sullen forge
Forget if one motion changes anything with plasma or not
sterile basalt
but going between melee/ranged constantly and that slow draw-to-fire is smth u gotta account for
rocky nacelle
its nice when you see someone make a valid point from an opposing side from your...
yea too bad thats not here cause everyone is worse and dumber than me and -
sterile basalt
Forget if one motion changes anything with plasma or not
cuts draw-to-fire by like 0.13s
sullen forge
so literally a blink
sterile basalt
from 0.95s to 0.83s
sterile basalt
I think One Motion's greatest value is for grenade spam
zealous mesa
you only go melee then you see a big baddie strolling towards you
sterile basalt
u can throw frags noticeably faster
zealous mesa
hit him with the charged plasma shot
sterile basalt
it's like getting fast hands/amped in COD
zealous mesa
u can throw frags noticeably faster
really? interesting
rocky nacelle
poop draw
sullen forge
really good for a grenadier build lmao
rocky nacelle
vet will never be a real grenadier until they get a GL
sullen forge
Name your Vet Demoman
rocky nacelle
grenade launcher with lethal proximity so lethal proximity buffs my grenades
sterile stone
Mans thinks FS would allow us fun
rocky nacelle
🤫 🤌
sterile basalt
grenade launcher with lethal proximity so lethal proximity buffs my grenades
what is he cooking
sullen forge
grenade launcher with lethal proximity so lethal proximity buffs my grenades
could just do Bistol with LP
easy
rocky nacelle
thats not a grenade launcher
copper hawk
U never realize how slow it is to throw a grenade till u play zeal
autumn vector
Brunt today randomly
copper hawk
And ur in melee and need a grenade NOW
misty ravine
quick play mission
it's rolling steel
everyone leaves before the valkyrie door is open
Can't blame them tbh, DPS checks are fucking stupid
rocky nacelle
U never realize how slow it is to throw a grenade till u play zeal
wym that draw time for stuns and immos are awesome...................
(gets staggered out of throwing it 3 times from groaners)
copper hawk
Lmfao yeah
rocky nacelle
LOL
rocky nacelle
yop
copper hawk
It feels like an eternity
rocky nacelle
pro tip if you panick pull out nades
make sure until death is up
or else its ggs
copper hawk
LMFAO
rocky nacelle
cause you arent getting that grenade off in a shitty corner
sullen forge
make sure not to take TWBS
rocky nacelle
for free
sullen forge
its a crutch
sterile basalt
U never realize how slow it is to throw a grenade till u play zeal
I think different grenades actually have different draw times
copper hawk
I wish if u pulled the pin out lf the grenade and got hit u DROPPED the grenade
Like the GRENADE THROWING ENEMY
sterile basalt
Krak’s draw-to-throw time is noticeably longer than frags
sullen forge
IN THE GAME !!!
Make it enemy based at that point so it hurts your team LMAO
rocky nacelle
stuns the team
copper hawk
LMFAO
rocky nacelle
soyker gets overheaded
zealous mesa
barrel behavior
rocky nacelle
😇
copper hawk
Drops krak grenade on the ogryn
sullen forge
Down sound effect
rocky nacelle
ogryn drops nuke
sullen forge
Oh no
sullen forge
OH NO
grand tangle
Brunt today randomly
cleave dmg is dump stat
rocky nacelle
LMFAO can you fucking imagine an ogryn is about to throw a nuke or box of nades and gets netted/pounced
we are fucked
copper hawk
OGRYN DROPS BOX OF NADES
zealous mesa
ogryn gets netted while priming nade box from a trapper who missed the initial target and he gets pulled 30 meters away from the explosions
rocky nacelle
ragdoll bodies should have velocity and do 1HP of damage for how fast they go flying
ogryn throws rock into mutie
mutie body 1 shots soyker
rocky nacelle
grand tangle
no, because the game only runs if i turn off ragdoll bodies
zealous mesa
https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-2...
i love how the green shirt guy flies away
grand tangle
or set it to the minimum
sullen forge
instantly downed
sullen forge
no exceptions
sullen forge
LMAO
rocky nacelle
!!!
obsidian prairie
ragdoll bodies should have velocity and do 1HP of damage for how fast they go fl...
Super impact on its way to make taxe the most lethal implement ever seen
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
Super impact on its way to make taxe the most lethal implement ever seen
flamethrower says hello
or a TH
or a crusher
obsidian prairie
flamethrower says hello
Thats all vertical
obsidian prairie
They get raptured, not sent sideways
pine steeple
https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-ultrakill-maurice-malicious-face-ultrakill-enem...
gif you can hear
sullen forge
grand tangle
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053...
need this gif but also with poxbursters
muties and bursters together ends runs every time
sterile basalt
https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003
This is actually what it feels like when an ogryn uses a box of grenades because it 100% guarantees the game to drop frames for everybody
wanton storm
what does dodge on diagonal forward means ? on or off ?:)
sullen forge
@rocky nacelle You know paradise
you ever see someone walking alone outside in the middle of the night
rocky nacelle
im havoc ready
sullen forge
and just
rocky nacelle
: )
grand tangle
when you are holding W and A/D, pressing space can either do a dodge or a jump. while only pressing W its always a jump.
spare talon
what does dodge on diagonal forward means ? on or off ?:)
what
rocky nacelle
this might be cica ^
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/you-play-like-ass-im-leaving-gif-26982217
you dont get to say that to me
not with the hex I have over you
sullen forge
Havoc Qualified
sullen forge
ROOOOOAAAAAUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
rocky nacelle
im extremely good at video games
grand tangle
https://tenor.com/view/women-based-gif-18549997
fleet zealot
rocky nacelle
i hate it here
gusty orbit
This is actually what it feels like when an ogryn uses a box of grenades because...
ah yes, the grief your team grenade
frozen kernel
you ever see someone walking alone outside in the middle of the night
Literally my job 
gusty orbit
fucking grenade boxes are useless
rocky nacelle
back in my day ogryn grenade was a box used to 1 shot bulwarks/reapers (with headshots) and muties
🚬
sniping a bulwark over his shield wit da box
gusty orbit
back in my day ogryn grenade was a box used to 1 shot bulwarks/reapers (with hea...
and would instakill beasts when they stood still
rocky nacelle
and would instakill beasts when they stood still
i dont remember this
gusty orbit
awful aim lmao
fleet zealot
also like, you get so many shots before you have to reload
it feels like
with plasma
like yea it has a slow reload, so does boltgun
rocky nacelle
also like, you get so many shots before you have to reload
broken walrus
You can also be a psycho and run Weapon Spec and never reload the plasma
rocky nacelle
weapon spec with shovel and bolter
gusty orbit
i dont remember this
yeah lmao, each explosion was so damaging and the beast would receive the epicenter of each one that it just died there
rocky nacelle
my dream
fleet zealot
oh it's bad aim
gusty orbit
bosses were squishier back then too, i think
rocky nacelle
yeah lmao, each explosion was so damaging and the beast would receive the epicen...
OH
you mean the talent
fleet zealot
also like
fleet zealot
blowing themselves up
fleet zealot
BLOwing yourself up with plasma
gusty orbit
that made the box into the grenade we have now
didn't even remember it was a talent lmaoooooooo
fleet zealot
post-buff
fleet zealot
like how
rocky nacelle
it turned the box into box of cluster bombs
fleet zealot
the game barely lets you blow yourself up if you try
it just auto cools down animation for you
if you try to fire
sterile stone
You severely underestimate human stupidity
gusty orbit
charging the plasma is trolling and wasting ammo anyway
all my homies hipfire like true chads
fleet zealot
that's also true, charged shots are very specific
rocky nacelle
You severely underestimate human stupidity
you underestimate humanity's capacity
for being fucking stupid
sterile stone
rocky nacelle
dont worry they'll fix charged plasma shots in a later patch
(they're giving it a blessing that makes it 1 shot harder with charged shots)
voidstaff 2
gusty orbit
jesus christ the audacity
plasma is such a braindead weapon that not even noobs can understand it
rocky nacelle
merry flume
there's something about pve game minmax discussion that brings out the worst in people
sterile stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbJwtJG-JbM
We only do lofi and old school hip hop round here
gusty orbit
yeah
merry flume
don't sweat the technique
rocky nacelle
🤖 🎸
merry flume
😭 don't hurt em now unc
rocky nacelle
LOL
wanton storm
on dueling sword, are there big diffrent between mk5-4-2 or is it just preference?
rocky nacelle
aight'
I got you
hows this one @sterile stone
real fart tidin music
@merry flume you listen 2 this too
merry flume
yeah i think i linked this at one point
merry flume
lmao high ass
merry flume
oh wait i didn't see the caption
gusty orbit
plasma dificult to aim, im gonna have some kind of lucid dream with that
steam convos are the best
fleet zealot
plasma dificult to aim, im gonna have some kind of lucid dream with that
i mean
merry flume
fleet zealot
i once had a displeasure
of spectating a vet
after i got netted and cooked alive while no one helped
he stood still
to aim, at abulwark
and missed
stood still, aimed slowley, somehow still missed
frozen kernel
there's something about pve game minmax discussion that brings out the worst in ...
IMO it speaks more about the whole “meta slave” mentality that modern gamers are stuck in. If it’s not BiS it’s garbage and so r u 😤😤😤
fleet zealot
the issue is meta slave mentality without the actual skill or observational intelligence to understand something
rocky nacelle
you can know and use the meta all you want
me when I see a hwei go 0-8
fleet zealot
they are removing some of the stats being sent to third party websites
gusty orbit
i sometimes miss like a full heat charge in a row, then i lock in and become a living aimbot, weapons with that kind of crosshair are pretty easy to aim, like, just gotta point it in the general direction xd
merry flume
listen to this https://open.spotify.com/track/2wpY6C4rt5TScxQwmz6RTv?si=d4112c8d26d74e41 and the song after right NOW
rocky nacelle
mobas taught me a long LONG time ago that no matter what broken or "meta" shit there is, being dogshit will always be dog shit
like broly said trash is always trash
visual stream
mobas taught me a long **LONG** time ago that no matter what broken or "meta" sh...
Some champs outweigh that tbh
sterile stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK8ilaPZbKE
So it's just a breakcore playlist?
rocky nacelle
nocturne
lmfao
lets give an assassin a black out cross map travelling ult AND a spell shield
fleet zealot
cause the augments started to become "pick whichever one ranks higher" which kills the game because it gets solved too quickly in-between sets, and 3rd party apps were killing understanding of augments by players
visual stream
A lot of top lane match ups can miss every skillshot in a fight except for like one or two and still win
rocky nacelle
😂
fleet zealot
lets give an assassin a black out cross map travelling ult AND a spell shield
he's like shaco he has no out
gusty orbit
ah yes, the meleeker
fleet zealot
if he goes in, he can't go out
visual stream
he's like shaco he has no out
The slow trail tho
fleet zealot
he's more of a diver than an assassin
frozen kernel
the issue is meta slave mentality without the actual skill or observational inte...
Exactly. You can say PS/Plasma is meta but if you don’t understand dodging and only constantly charge the thing like a Lucius…well
rocky nacelle
So it's just a breakcore playlist?
no
fleet zealot
but shaco and noct are just stuck in "being trash until a buff makes them unbearable to play against again"
rocky nacelle
he's more of a diver than an assassin
well diver aint in the role list
is it
: >
fleet zealot
oh yea let's learn about juggernauts
rocky nacelle
just sayin what the characters archetype is
fleet zealot
gusty orbit
mobas taught me a long **LONG** time ago that no matter what broken or "meta" sh...
yeah basically lol, some people out here think that just picking an op weapon instantly makes you a good tide player, then wonder why they can't do shit and die
way worse in steam forum
visual stream
DS4 users lately cough copugh
merry flume
dookie sword
rocky nacelle
whatever rioto deems them as
frozen kernel
way worse in steam forum
Steam forums are where sane and rational thought go to experience Dante’s 5th Circle of Hell
Then die horribly anyways
merry flume
i rank steam community commenters on the same tier as porn video commenters
rocky nacelle
ah yes, the meleeker
lunar fable
fleet zealot
artillery, assassin, battlemage, burst, catcher, controller, diver, enchanter, fighter, juggernaut, mage, marksman, skirmisher, slayer, specialist, tank, vanguard and wardens
frozen kernel
Steam community threads can be remarkably similar to 4chan threads and it’s a little scary
gusty orbit
Steam forums are where sane and rational thought go to experience Dante’s 5th Ci...
so much craziness, you don't know who's baiting, downright dumb, or just totally misled, wild place
rocky nacelle
and ornn is all of them
frozen kernel
so much craziness, you don't know who's baiting, downright dumb, or just totally...
Random deleted comment with a jester award. Was it sarcastic? Was it racist?
lunar fable
fleet zealot
noct is a fighter first assassin 2nd, shaco is an assassin but one of the most divisive ones because of his no out/no sustain gameplay
autumn vector
may not be meta but, dis, dis is gud.
fleet zealot
you use your go in, you can't get out and vice versa
autumn vector
chop heads fun
fleet zealot
zed, talon, eve, all of them have their outs
rocky nacelle
zed be like
frozen kernel
may not be meta but, dis, dis is gud.
Axe enjoyer spotted. Thank you, I hope you have a very incredible day
gusty orbit
you don't count because you're a good player
rocky nacelle
yes
hot jolt
@sour oxide daddy chill
gusty orbit
but its fun to see the psyker that has the skill to die to 3 poxwalkers have the thought of meleeing a crusher
rocky nacelle
you usually hit something or starve 2 death
fleet zealot
but that's assassins, league balancing is fucked and it's balanced by only semi-competent clowns
yea but zed can at least poke/disengage
noct has fighter stuff, sustain, fear, spell shield
sterile stone
<@50074539622666240> daddy chill
What is a shower.exe
gusty orbit
but that's assassins, league balancing is fucked and it's balanced by only semi-...
semi lmaooo
fleet zealot
shaco is just, hope you are smarter than your enemy
gusty orbit
they're just clueless, but they need to spice the aging game somehow
rocky nacelle
you don't count because you're a good player
thats not fair
fleet zealot
they are absolutely correct that when it comes to balance, you focus on high elo and proplay, and balance for low elo based around feels and outliers
autumn vector
<@50074539622666240> daddy chill
What is r do the numbers by their names mean? True level?
rocky nacelle
me potentially being a masochist and maining ADC
and playing jhin
being perfect feels good
frozen kernel
What is r do the numbers by their names mean? True level?
Red number is usually how many times they’ve reached enough XP to hit 30 or “prestige” without an actual pre either system. Big number is total level yeah
rocky nacelle
<@50074539622666240> daddy chill
mogged
also bandit I missed it whats with the rebrand
fleet zealot
high elo and pro players just bring more value to the game overall than some casual random who doesn't really care about the numbers unless someone he looks up to complains, but even then, casuals are proven to barely pay attention
fleet zealot
also bandit I missed it whats with the rebrand
stan name
rocky nacelle
also ive been a firm believer that anygame that needs balancing in the pvp aspect should mostly listen to pro players and high rankers
I usually think it should be mostly or all pros
but realistically some pros have dog shit takes
fleet zealot
pros have shit takes and bias
fleet zealot
you want a wide range of skill and designers
frozen kernel
It’s one of those things where you need to balance “people who know the thing intimately” vs “how the vast majority of people are going to use it anyway”
fleet zealot
even low ones are good for somethings, you just need to utilize them
and manage properly
rocky nacelle
fit this pantsgrab
autumn vector
like really bad takes
Better their takes than the sub reddit and twitter
fleet zealot
if you let pro/high elo have total control, you can end up with a solved game
which is basically death until next major patch
rocky nacelle
wym everyone loves to solve the game : )
grand tangle
wym everyone loves to solve the game : )
not true
fleet zealot
cause like, there is some fun mechanics you keep in despite pro players/high elo not enjoying it
fleet zealot
it can just be an AD boost, but crits feel good, it feels good to crit
rocky nacelle
critting
i used to hate it when I was first learning mobas and playing smite
then got used to it
autumn vector
Some do some don't WoW classic and WoW Tbc classic proved that to me. Though that might be more copium than "solved game" issues.
frozen kernel
Didnt Overwatch listen to the pro players and it didn’t go well?
rocky nacelle
then I was the crit bastard killing people at level 3 with a 5% chance to crit
: >
frozen kernel
While TF2 hardly listened at all and every big item change never addressed any of the actual issues lol
fleet zealot
that the world and them have changed
and that bringing their old game back
won't take them back in time
gusty orbit
which is basically death until next major patch
yeah, that's why now they have like long lists of buffs and nerfs every week almost, gotta spice that up somehow, but the same 40 champs end up in a myriad of circle jerking as usual
fleet zealot
Didnt Overwatch listen to the pro players and it didn’t go well?
blizzard can't listen to a foghorn
frozen kernel
Lmao true
fleet zealot
elementalist shamans being in the bottom 3 specializations for dps and blizz decides to do a nerf to them???
frozen kernel
Siege I think also had…problems with listening
frozen kernel
no, there is one group of people blizzard always delivers for
Goo- fuck
autumn vector
Blizzard: You dont want to play classic WoW. You dont. You think you do. But you dont.
rocky nacelle
true
fleet zealot
i wish, only the basic normie gooners
autumn vector
Playerbase: Bashing their heads against the wall crying for wow classic
rocky nacelle
i wish, only the basic normie gooners
this implies there is advanced tryhard gooners
bandit
autumn vector
it was a weird thing to see
grand tangle
i wish, only the basic normie gooners
lol
gusty orbit
simple just gap everyone playing meta with your favorite champs
basically what i did smashing the toplane so hard with yorick that i was put against diamond 1 scrubs, but thank god i haven't played league in years, i like it for brainrot entertainment tho
fleet zealot
oh yea and the playerbase killing classic with GKDPs and RMT
i got to diamond playing fill warwick
i'm insane
autumn vector
GDKPs. Ew.
fleet zealot
so glad i quit league
autumn vector
Kill the game
frozen kernel
Didn’t league of legends players lose their shit over vampire feet like two months ago?
rocky nacelle
basically what i did smashing the toplane so hard with yorick that i was put aga...
yea at least top has impact though I can 4-0 and shit on botlane then have the 3 levels ahead of me top laner or mid laner show up (because XP moment) and things are even again
gusty orbit
basically what i did smashing the toplane so hard with yorick that i was put aga...
also skill based matchmaking shit and feeling like i have to play my 200% every pvp match, in every pvp game out there just isn't for me
grand tangle
Didn’t league of legends players lose their shit over vampire feet like two mont...
im pretty sure 2/3s of the appeal of that game is horny
frozen kernel
I miss Source style auto balance
fleet zealot
Didn’t league of legends players lose their shit over vampire feet like two mont...
no they lost their shit cause the splash art team and model team had 2 completely different ideas for a character
frozen kernel
It never felt GOOD to get autobalanced but it usually felt better than having to sweat all the time
fleet zealot
and the splash art team made her look underaged until they changed and did some edits, cause she is like, a woman in her 20s in game
grand tangle
It never felt GOOD to get autobalanced but it usually felt better than having to...
it ensures that tf2 remains a casual game
on most servers
fleet zealot
but briar is fun
rocky nacelle
briar is warwick 2.0
misty nova
Guys I swear the highlights on her feet were to show the stakes going through
fleet zealot
naafiri playrate fuckin dropped dead
fleet zealot
yea those dogs
rocky nacelle
🔥
fleet zealot
blocking shit
grand tangle
https://tenor.com/view/amelia-watson-hololive-slurs-gif-25813571
moba players be like
rocky nacelle
blocking shit
you could not believe my ENJOYMENT when my first time fighting naafiri was on zed and her dogs bodyblock
fleet zealot
she bustin it down
rocky nacelle
autumn vector
Brand player? I bet you love the new champion so much lol
rocky nacelle
Brand player? I bet you love the new champion so much lol
nah i dont really play top laners or brawlers
if I played brawlers id take them in the JG
I hate top lane with a passion its so god damn boring
gusty orbit
yea at least top has impact though I can 4-0 and shit on botlane then have the 3...
we can say that for every lane, i used to go so fed that i could jungle all the enemy side, get herald, open towers, and then i see the enemy bot 7/0 and they gap the game, it boils down to league trying to be as addictive as possible and jerking over the fantasy of having a perfect 50% winrate for most people no matter what
fleet zealot
my most played can be best described as bipolar
sometimes i'll play eve for 20 games
sometimes it's aery jarvan support
rocky nacelle
least schizo league player
fleet zealot
i'll pick teemo APC and farm the tears of the enemy adc
rocky nacelle
its people like you
fleet zealot
"blind, blind, blind"
gusty orbit
sometimes it's aery jarvan support
jesus have mercy
rocky nacelle
(but all ziggs adcs suck if they arent pro or korean)
fleet zealot
with jugger morde
i was duo with a blitz
and we just
wrecked botlaners
i miss jugger morde
😢
i miss pet dragon
rocky nacelle
we can say that for every lane, i used to go so fed that i could jungle all the ...
fair enough ive done my share of carrying mid like double digits 0 deaths and still game is close or the enemy team brings it back
fleet zealot
i miss oneshotting enemies with a single cast of ult and watching them run around like a chicken as the dots ticked down
rocky nacelle
league is just that type of game
violet hornet
League was more fun when you could pull off more random stupid builds imo. Beating the entire enemy team's ass with weird fighter hybrid blitzcrank was hilarious
fleet zealot
tbf, the balance team made the right decision in terms of logic, removing hybrid shit
violet hornet
Innervating locket my beloved
rocky nacelle
i wouldnt want to get hooked by a full AP blitz still tho
fleet zealot
cause it's basically impossible to balance hybrid items like gunblade
i'll always miss it tho
rocky nacelle
me picking up vlad after they removed mythics like night harvester from the game
violet hornet
Me wiping the entire enemy team with a single AP miss fortune ulti 
rocky nacelle
am I stupid
fleet zealot
don't you just go uhh
fleet zealot
Me wiping the entire enemy team with a single AP miss fortune ulti <:whatthefuck...
oh yea
fleet zealot
i played AP MF and lethal + support mark on ashe both on support
rocky nacelle
yea its people like you for sure
fleet zealot
what is it, i builded it in aram not so long ago
rocky nacelle
bastards.
violet hornet
Never met another AP MF player, you a real one
fleet zealot
yea its people like you for sure
good luck touching me, i dropping E and immediately back pedaling as my comet scorch cheapshot
comes for you
rocky nacelle
good luck touching me, i dropping E and immediately back pedaling as my comet sc...
I HATE YOU
I HATE IT
its so annoying
MFs all suck
violet hornet
They laugh at my pre-lichbane q but not when I land the e
fleet zealot
imperial mandate
unique magnet
Hello fellow zealots, I am wondering if this chainaxe is any good. I am currently enjoying using the heavy eviscerator mkIII, but I think the chainaxe could be fun too and I want to try it out, thanks.
fleet zealot
tbf they gave Q an ap ratio now so i've been maxing E-Q-W if i don't need to roam
fleet zealot
Hello fellow zealots, I am wondering if this chainaxe is any good. I am currentl...
stat spread is terrible, perks are terrible, blessings are meh
you generally only use thrust on mk12 since it has a better angle
rocky nacelle
i need to still try out jhin mid
fleet zealot
and rev it up is just, bleh chaxe scales really well with strength
W is just movement speed, and attack speed on activation now with MF
violet hornet
Sadge
rocky nacelle
as aids as league can be
fleet zealot
also they had a moment where they gave E an AP ratio on the slow as well as damage
and promptly removed it
twitch still has it tho
rocky nacelle
they unironically made one of the coolest ADC designs ive ever played or seen in a moba
violet hornet
also they had a moment where they gave E an AP ratio on the slow as well as dama...
Holy shit lol
gusty orbit
Hello fellow zealots, I am wondering if this chainaxe is any good. I am currentl...
if you bought it from melk and don't have max mastery it'll do, you wanna get a dump stat defence later, perks need to be change to flak maniac, unyielding can go too, and for blessings headtaker slaughterer
fleet zealot
riftmaker true damage, your puddle could slow 115% at full build
violet hornet
Twitch in general really, a proper one is an absolute menace
fleet zealot
so your riftmaker was just giving your true damage more true damage and it was scaling off AP
rocky nacelle
Twitch in general really, a proper one is an absolute menace
yea anyone with stealth
usually is
fleet zealot
Twitch in general really, a proper one is an absolute menace
right now twitch in general is garbage
rocky nacelle
https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-weird-stare-big-eyes-gif-26186132
like what you see huh
fleet zealot
top 3 worst adcs on a champ that's supposed to be inflated a bit because of his lack of agency
spare talon
like what you see huh
im just
baffled
confounded
unique magnet
stat spread is terrible, perks are terrible, blessings are meh
which of the stat categories should I be looking for in a "good" chain axe?
violet hornet
Yeah most of the og champs are unrecognizably reworked or power crept into oblivion afaik
spare talon
which of the stat categories should I be looking for in a "good" chain axe?
everything except defences
rocky nacelle
im just
baffled
confounded
couldnt handle the kiriko demon grippers
fleet zealot
which of the stat categories should I be looking for in a "good" chain axe?
dump defenses,
fleet zealot
Yeah most of the og champs are unrecognizably reworked or power crept into obliv...
and then you have chodaddy
and kennen
spare talon
couldnt handle the kiriko demon grippers
i literally looked up "cat worried" in gifs
rocky nacelle
Yeah most of the og champs are unrecognizably reworked or power crept into obliv...
at least vlad is still racist
fleet zealot
corki got a rework
fleet zealot
frankly, looking back at some of the old champs
violet hornet
Old aatrox was a joke lol
violet hornet
Like a edgey 12 year old sent in a fan made character and they published it
rocky nacelle
warwick rework is what got me to try league
fleet zealot
Like a edgey 12 year old sent in a fan made character and they published it
kai'sa was supposed to be the make a wish character,
and they didn't make her a monster gal
lol
gusty orbit
old mordekaiser with his pizza wide armored boots
fleet zealot
it was space bounty hunter, but space in league is pretty, vague
violet hornet
old mordekaiser with his pizza wide armored boots
Original morde was hilarious
fleet zealot
which old morde
delicate shadow
Morde es numero uno
rocky nacelle
morde having a dragon dog just shit on you
sterile stone
Morde es numero uno
Say this again in Swedish
fleet zealot
Morde es numero uno
hue hue hue
but anyways kai'sa in stories "omg how will humans ever accept me"
Meanwhile ingame she looks normal asf
delicate shadow
Say this again in Swedish
Morde es numero ikea
fleet zealot
like, if someone got spooked by that they are a coward, she looks so, neat
rocky nacelle
like, if someone got spooked by that they are a coward, she looks so, neat
very purple
fleet zealot
all the concept art of her has actual corruption, body horror,
