#zealot-class
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I'll burn 10 seconds throwing 5 knives at her, miss all of them, and my team will get fucked by ragers or whatever elite gang is closing on them.
anime downgrade 👎
I am going to send a strongly worded letter to the animators.
Practice those knife throws
Read the manga bro trust me it’s really good
look im shit at it its why I play vet LMAO
The art alone is worth reading it for
i always miss knives
I'd rather have a grenade that deletes armor or deletes hordes
Anything closing on me dies freely, but it's aiming at things running towards other people that is the issue.
I think I'm gonna start running auric. Hopefully it goes okay
Yeah again just
practice
There’s another insane art manga series I would recommend but it’s in Chinese (super slow update too) and there’s no good ENG translation
I got really good with rock predicts for sometime
Lmao, that's true tho, we two were bullying the fuck outta that match, the sycorax stairs never have been cleaner
Look man if you HATE
how the Power sword has to activate special every time
Use the heavy sword
it pairs really well with Bolter
Like extremely well
I cant be asked to use heavy sword on vet.
Might as well do, thanks for the vet legend advice
i got heavy sword on psyker
Zealout gets away with it because of the nature of chastise and the strikedown attack on the mk9.
But I can't pull off heavy sword on either vet or soyker.
HS’s problem is that u need an anti-Armor ranged gun
Gale, what do you think of the mk9 PA?
rending strikes makes it barely better
Fortunately Boltgun is super strong
HSword Bolter is my jam right now
Vet is very weapon based on build
Veteran’s build entirely revolves around the weapons u take
It usually goes
Gun priority first (which talents u need)
Then you sort the remaining points into melee/utility
Yeah I was seeing that fucking cleave like butter lol, still getting used to vet again
Time to consume my slop. (burger king)
what burger
Because knife costs a bajillion talent points to be a proper melee
I think like a good chunk of people are going to stare at you like you're weird
or do you just chicken fry max
Both.
LMAO
Why are chicken fries so damn good? Its just tubes of chicken paste
There’s like a new Cajun ranch chicken wrap from McDonald’s it’s kinda nice
I got a 2 double bacon cheeseburger combo with a coupon and a chicken fry with a large fry coupon.
12 dollarinos.
I’m almost done with burgers
sometimes chicken fries
Bacon king fucks.
That is something I can't just
yop
But I had a coupon.
So, yknow, saving money with coupons is great.
Fatass maxxing
You wilding for this one
i miss burgerking used to give my family paper of coupon cuttout
I realized u can add more vegetables in chicken wraps without adding extra cost
I get a bk coupon sheet like once a month.
I don't even use all of them.
So my orders look like
+pickles
+tomatoes
+lettuce
For chicken wraps
Also I order grilled instead of fried
Because subway also sends me an entire sheet.
i tried arbys
the mk4 or the mk12? or is it just preference
one of the wrost burgers i had
you dont buy wagyu from the store and just make burgers at home?
lmfao
thats what i was talking about
Mk4 is general purpose, mk12 is anti armor.
Both are good 
mk4 is better, m12 is simpler
sorry that you get wagyu burgers from arbys
awesome
Mk12 has a really good PA if you enjoy using desperation
Melk offering one with like BiS stats
I'mma be real yall, arby's is fucking nasty.
It has one good sandwich and that's it.
Anything good you can get from arby's you can get from hardee's or carl's jr (same menu) in much better quality.
fast food you epxerience is depend on food maker
we don't have ground wagyu were i live
tragic
Yeah but due to anitrust laws they are separate companies.
oh really i didnt know that unless you're lyin
If I want a burger and burger only I just go to Five Guys cause one is relatively close where I live lmao
and they just do cuts
1 meat
1 meat
Well it's either antitrust laws or there's a food chain already named one or the other somewhere and they cant operate one of the two chains within a certain distance of their competitor.
my god, you mention oldest burger i had; Carl's Jr
😭
Y'all wanna see real fatass maxxing, you need to see my subway sandwich order.
THEY PERMANATELY CLOSED NEAR ME
...I mean you dont wanna go to bur-
The lady that made my sandwich the other night literally had to put her entire body weight onto it to close the motherfucker.
fast food lore
Wack.
carl's jr had a poptart icecream sandiwch i wanted to try
My work place is like
but hardees wasn't carrying it
right next to a fucking Hardee's
should I ever even consider eating there
Yes.
Get a 2/3lb monster thickburger.
they got crispy bacon 😋
That is quite literally what it's called.
monster freakburger
Quick question: what new weapons would you want to see Zealots get?
It's a fucking MASSIVE burger (for fast food standards).
lightning claws
Power axe.
a 2H Chaxe
this fucking thing
become mauls
YES
that thing is good
ITS MASSIVE
lard max
You literally feel your arteries start to clog while you're eating it.
the most moist greasy looking burger
It's fucking amazing.
this would feed a small village and kill a victorian child
they got crispy bacon 😋
LMAO
its based
Five Guys you not only pay for the massive burger, but the fuck load of fries they bury it in while it’s in the bag
Y'all mfs making me extremely hungry
Only reason it’s worth like $10+
Gentlemen, it is with great regret that I forgot to get zesty sauce for my chicken fries.
yea im on my 3rd or 4th day of fast
This is why I love Five Guys BURGERS and Fries
bout to drink some covfefe
probably gonna break the fast with my aunts homemade scones she made tho
The hunger pains subsided?
im not letting those bitches go to waste
© ™
its only on the first day really
first day passes its pretty normal feeling after
just drink agua
It's really not that bad to fast if you have excess fat on your body.
Any tips for braced auto gun? As far as blessings/perks
Drink water and take a multivitamin every night and you'll be right as rain.
what about classic In & out?
Flak maniac, deathspitter fire frenzy
I haven't try it, i seen advertisement
zaxbys is so fucking good
Cool, thanks. Any mk stand out? Or is it a preference thing
Ceaseless barrage works for infinite cc
You're just mad that I hate your accent.
zaxby chicken strips good
If they would get their fucking portions right then I'd agree with you.
also however they get those big ass fluffy texas toasts
your just mad my accent is so cool and sexy
Best one for me by far is the agripinaa brauto
Since I quit my job as a cook there everybody I know that liked zaxbys now hates it.
Ag8
yop thats why I go to a place called gunthries instead imagine zaxbys but they actually fill the fucking box up
If you ever find yourself in south Florida try pdq chicken. Best chicken I've ever had
big ass chicken strips/ big crinkle cut fries/ and the big soft texas toast
literally zaxbys but better
is a Zaxbys
Like we are taught to give 5oz of fries, but I think that's bitch behavior, and I'd give people 8oz.
more chain restuarant food
Do you have a slim chickens?
never heard of it
Hard to explain.
slim dickens
chain food restauraunt that is mostly oriented around chicken
more or less
Oh
They are a fried chicken joint, and I can assure you, they fry everything on hand from raw.
I guess the other thing is they kind of need to add an endgame use for resources
actually good
I was the guy that breaded every tender that left the building after 4pm on weekdays.
yeah its good
Cause once you have all the weapons mastered and god rolled
You don't really need resources anymore and if you don't need resources, there is no progression/impetus to play outside of just enjoying the game
IF YOU ORDER A FINGER FAMILY MEAL I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EAT YOUR LIVER
Peak.
mk4
One finger family meal please
I don't think those are in Arkansas though.
like I said they're zaxbys but actually fill the fucking box up
mmm cheemsburmger
I just get Popeyes
Me heading to work
popeyes classic
popeyes lemonade
Too expensive.
i need to steal their recipe/powder whatever
i like blacken chicken
popeyes biscuit
Unfortunate
no drink
yes i did biscuit no drink
Real shit, their biscuits are gas if you get some honey on them.
their biscuits are gas in general
those things are not biscuits
mine place biscuit has taste saltness and steamy moist
they are big slabs of bread
WE ARENT THE ONLY ONES
YOU ARE THE ODD ONES OUT HERE
You do not know the power of a proper American biscuit drenched in honey.
THOSE THINGS ARE NOT BISCUITS
ive only ever saw them with that gravy that looks like dog food
I think a lot of us senior players forget how long it takes a casual player to reach this point
kez
They call fries
scone, we know
no cookies are their own thing
crisps as well
Sausage gravy is better though.
I see a similar attitude when it comes to some folks not picking up samples in Helldivers 2
biscuits are everything else
next time you get pounced ill just watch the dog corrupt you to 1 hp, until you recognize popeye biscuits as biscuits
we do have a bread product that is like the thing you call biscuits
white gravy on chicken tender is good for me
that is pretty good toasted
so i dont doubt it could taste good
but it aint a biscuit
They dont? If they die, they die
so your saying id need to be a heretic to accept this
SEE YOU ARE PROVING MY POINT!!!!
i never understood sausage gravy until trying it in the service for breakfast
ok i get it
pretty good
I mean now in 10 rolls you are almost guaranteed to have a perfect base, not many dockets, and maxing it out isn't super expensive either, in fact, I wonder how people get broke now because some do, I suppose by trying to experiment way too much
(even though military sausage gravy is a big ass canned thing)
The problem with breakfast gravys is that they have to be made correctly.
they use scone as pastry sweet
yes american biscuits are essentially larger scones lasagna pizza
Most fast food joints or bulk production fucks up gravy unbelievably bad.
I got some sausage and cheese breakfast scones rn actually
aunt made some
and blueberry ones
Brown gravys are nigh impossible to fuck up.
i pray you cant fuck up a brown gravy
It's literally "mix this shit with water and heat it up" and it's done.
or the likes
hey man
ive seen people burn rice
trying to cook it
But white/sausage gravy has to be made correctly.
Yeah still though I wonder what the active player base is like in terms of 200+ hour players vs more casual
for the americans here jam refers to what you heathens call jelly for some fucking reason
i hate your country
butter?
can it die
Show me these people. I have words for htem.
yes that works as well
they're out back in a ditch
What's the difference between jam, jelly, and preserves?

you cant jelly this
And with the removal of the rng element, they kind of need to reincentivise end game play
those the same people who burnt eggs?
kez get bullied being called Britbong
idk i only know the difference cause i used to get really confused how a peanut butter and jelly sandwich worked
HOW DO YOU BURN EGGS
Look man
cause i was like jelly does not play nice with bread
I've seen it alright
then i found out you guys call jam jelly
I've seen burnt eggs
i can understanding cooking an egg too fast because some stove tops are really fast burning, but burning the egg you just have to be watching it happen
Basically, jelly is just a congealed fruit paste. Jam has chunks of fruit, preserves has seeds (iirc for preserves).
lmfao
What the fuck.
jam deez nuts in yo face
noob
Is that.
and are fruit flavoured
Americans call that Jello?
Thats jello
No they aren't.
is that what american call jelly a jello?
Jelly is actually natural.
When I hear jelly I think of shit like this
PEAK
Yes that's jelly.
peak mentioned
thats jam gale
Grape jelly is the best flavor of jelly.
JAMMMMMMMMMMMM
🤝
strawberry is a strong contender
but toast with butter +grape
how english is like madarine and cantonese
different
Jello is a brand
IT DOESNT HAVE FRUIT CHUNKS SO ITS NOT JAM
Of jelly
Jello
you cant just put it a label and make it true
Jelly is not.
Idgaf
Jo
its Jelly
whats up
Hey man, you're the one thinking about Para in a jar...
lmao this is like Mandarin vs Cantonese
This is like how brits call vacuums hoovers
IT ISNT JELLY
a jar of that size would basically be a jigsaw trap
Hoover is a brand
Like the dam?
Jello is a brand that Americans use as a generic term
I mean for all I know they're calling toilets, whirly twirlies
Europeans are fucking insufferable I stg.
Hoover is a brand that brits use ass a generic term
@grizzled aspen you were right
haha
need more elite damage
use ass ha
i must bleach my whirly toiley before it gets all mucked up
LMAO
this exact JAM is a jam because it is made from the actual fruit
I'm telling you man Dorn is making you focus on the wrong shit.
Well im neither american nor european so
Your job as zealout is total elite death.
What
No he's training him good for
DUOS
AND SOLOS
but groups
gross
is a different breed
You don't start with that, you start by training him to actually fight like a normal fucking person.
from food to darktide
i personally think he should learn how to pla the game properly before gimping himself into some niche play style that will just piss most people off lol
also I can't stand using suffering builds character now
zealot life chat
Hence why I said "specialists die as they become threatening to you."
I mean Dorn wants him to start with Duo and Solo
idk
sorry we just cant stand people sucking
its in our nature
idk
Dorn is fucking stupid in that regard then.
sleeper agent response
ANYWAYS
You cant expect somebody to just make that leap in one go.
wait
git gud is sort of dark soul community-like
I need to use a real autopistol
I have 1 more statement
He should work on team cohesion....
before we go back to talking about food
no...
spend one whole mag on a single gunner
its more so just you need to get used to groups firsts
before going into Duo
and Solo
If you're Good
Jelly doesn't have fruit chunks in it. Jam does. Jelly is congealed fruit paste made from juice. Jam is not.
Why the hell would you do this shit tho
you're rarely ever in coherency
Why would someone start with that? Something that only 1% of the community will even bother to attempt
cat boy of armageddon what is your wisdom
The game is centered around playing as a team...
Why would you focus on anything that's not
Playing as a team
I am a Shark
Anyways Agri IX is good
duo incentivises coherency even more
get this man a dictionary
making someone good at the game, is like scientist trying creating super soldier and caused many failed attempt
it's the only way I can get toughness back reliably
@south grove LISTEN UPDUMBASS , get good at playing by yourself -> start carrying damnation -> start getting comfortable in aurics by yourself(and eventually carrying those) ->then you can finally worry about the autism of solo/duos
It's fucking stupid and promotes a stupid idea
I mean that's common sense
Damn zealot chat lore
"Whole fruit boiled to a pulp" = fruit chunks, like I said.
@south grove ^
Unironically how I got stupidly good at Aurics and Maels
you need to focus on Getting better on those diffs in groups
and THEN
do Duos and Solos
you can condense it down enough to where there are no chunks
Idfk how much time you've dumped into the game yet
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT BECOMES THEN?
IT BECOMES JELLY
YOU MONGREL
the reason it is lumpy to spread or stick your fingers in is cause it was fruit!!!!
American v Brit arguments are so fucking funny
IM GOING TO FILLET YOUR FINGERS
you need your fingers for that and i already took them
Nope, you are too weak to take my fingers.
they are in tintins lab now
I am gripping my remaining cheeseburger with force in spite of you.

More mouse bites.
Administer the medicine drug.
Americans be like, FINGERS ARE MADE OF CHICKEN AND FISH AND DEEP FRIED
read noobnoob
ANYTHING ELSE IS A HAND STICK IDIOT
Listen man, don't knock gripping food with force until you try it.
the cheese on your cheese burger is actually plastic frog
this statement is more accurate than you'd believe
I'll die of something else before this fake cheese becomes a problem.
Likely my degenerative bone diseases.
Or angering my gf.
Frog confirmed degen
brb making fake medical studies that claim plastic cheese causes that
jk
For being like, 5ft 4, she is very violent.
Classic
your girlfriend is taller than me its so cooked
Tiny little angry creature that can't harm me in any way but emotionally.
She got wind that I was getting her a christmas gift and decided to humor me and my goofiness.
She has no idea that it boils down to "you're always freezing, bitch, put on some more clothes."
Frog, it was a lie.
?
In all fairness, you're doing better than alot of people.
Women aren't real frog.
If you're implying Wednesday 2, electric boogaloo, I will kill you.
Wake up frog.
She will likely be the death of me.
And I'm ok with that, tbh.
Wednesday 2: The Reckoning, coming to your local theaters in 1-2 months
Man I need to think of something to gegt my wife
Well atleast you found happiness right.
I hope.
why was she even mad about that joke anyway
That's all that matters.
Kid or No kid
Shark week.
Bipolarism.
DINK
(no kid)
the word that instantly summons me
Ok so I can say something that refers to canids and summon the dog or I can say something that refers to sea life and summon Gale.
if its just default bipolarism then not bad
Who tf thought it was a good idea to give me the ability of "summon furry"?
It just occured to me.
Holy shit
Summon Furry Spell
This superpower fucking sucks.
You
Gale is our 2nd shark furry in this server
You do have an animal avatar
You summon Gale
the fuck is nd
But I am NOT a furry.
Who's the first
Although arguably mine is an anthropomorphic animmal
who
Tomelyn use to be here
does shark count as a furry animal?
She was the OG shark furry lady
don't they have scales?
Then she left
They can
I believe it leans more towards scalie but they're basically the same.
Just what a furry would say
Mf I said I would run him over with my car.
That's what a balls deep furry would say
outta context says no
Frog even bought his gf a fur suit for christmas
This statement right here is wild...
Y'all are making me want a cigarette.
so you’re a furry knowledgeable too 
And I don't smoke.
I never claimed I wasn't freaky.
gross EU transformation
In fact I claimed the opposite.
Dornification.
Doing my job for me when I want to bully people
Bro is gonna turn into a French
People are
I'd rather die.
It's just picking up chainsmoking.
Frog confirmed to be a French furry
Mf probably throws back 4 packs a day.
I knew a French furry, she was actually quite cool.
Unfortunately she was absolutely fucking insane.
math starting to math up
2 others
I am a magnet to degeneracy, it seems.
frog is a cole wannabe
No.
he can never be cole
Because Cole isn't freaky.
noobnoob
I am.
good work
Can relate
Meet cool friends
Find out they're furries
Anyway, less talk about the amount of furries I know.
They start doing the furry thing
It is frankly disturbing to be reminded of it.
You are tzeetch thrist of knowledge
"knowledge"
if only you knew how bad things could be frog
I do have a crippling thirst for knowledge, even to my own detriment.
lovecraft's strongest protagonist
You would not believe the things I've seen even if I included pictures.
Inb4 photoshop slander.
Soygryn
I do have a crippling thrist for wire
Kek
I dunno man
Weren't you out here aquiring the knowledge of furry kinks a few days ago
immortalise it
Crippling thirst for knowledge does that to a man.
And it wasn't even anything worse than what was already said.
I won't share dms though.
wrong
Privacy raider
trauma dump in character chat

Do y'all use brutal momentum or headtaker on the axe?
which mark
por que no los dos
both
depends
Yay I love getting a letter from DHS about my medicaid being fucking denied because they're dumb and want proof of income from a job that I haven't had for over a year!
You say this shit right
But someone got banned for this
I was using shred at the other. I think I was just messing around with blessings last time I was using it
was it sage
oh the midas guy
well fucking say his name already
Yams knows him yeah
this isnt a god damn fairy tail
could you explain
Contrazoid
Midas got banned for something completely different.
LMAO
Fisch 
What abouth this?
My guy use to anime villain monolgue in chat and shit
i know
But there's more to it
Ive been here forever lol
I don't think anybody's dirty laundry should be aired twice.
the horror, oh the horror.................
fishies swimming in every hole of your body
Maybe don't say anything about it.
(wrong reply)
And is there a more popular mk with the taxe? Or is it preference
But you keep dodging the question-
i still have a full dm log of someone trying to find out where i live so they could lock me in their basement
given their actions and behavior beyond that, highly doubt it was a joke
OH ITS SO BAD YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW
How do you get into these situations
god I hate people man
mk 2 seemed the most popular a while ago
it's preference tho
and thats the more tame stuff
Nah he’s still here
mk7 good
constantly posting kidnapping fantasy art in public servers and pinging me on it
can you guys stop trauma dumping in zealot chat 🙄
god
Trapper kink
trauma isnt even here
I wish he was
What kinda hobbies do you have that attracts humanity's fucking weirdest probable serial killers
Before dm requests were a thing, there was one person in particular that joined the ultimate apocalypse server when I was a moderator there, and they repeatedly got banned over and over again for sending unsolicited furry porn to people, and then when I started banning them, they would send it to me.
Stop liking them
what are the perks and blessings for chaxe? And do I use it with a standard FOTF IJ tree? Or is Piety better for it?
IJ FOTF and HT/Slaughterer
perks idk
HT and slaught both?
ye
Yeah I was just using the 2, I think I like 7 more. The special anyeay
see
I like carapace & maniac, headtaker + slaughterer
“I wonder how some people get broke now”
Because it’s pretty easy to spend 2 mil Ordos just crafting mass green weapons when you don’t main game darktide and replenish that in a single play session lol
Mk2 special kinda ass in its spammability but it makes up for it with heavies staggering ragers out of combos.
this is what you get for modding a server for a 16 year old warhammer game
Especially if you can hit a mutant running at you and stun him out of it.
need to mod an anime server to meet the real schizos
My buddies also aren’t the most confident players, so it’s not like they’re running heresy/damnation without me
yea its very easy
imo

They’re constantly on broke status
feels good to do
Am I just not allowed to channel my raw autism or something?
Total harassment
rawtism
I can't see how any well human being can only play this game day in and day out
This shit is draining on the soul after a while
And was it the braautos niche? Just up close elite clear?
Dorn spent like what, 26m dockets on fucking tac axes alone?
Yeah that'll show them!
W-w-w-what's youw sees bulge favouwite glomps and huggles u-u-u-undewwated n-n-nyon-meta smirks smuggly weapon!? Minye is pounces on you the looks around suspiciously M35 M-m-magnyacowe M-m-mk II P-p-pwasma Gun, I don't sees bulge cawe notices buldge if i-i-i-it isn't optimised fow notices buldge s-s-s-swow dwawtime wike the h-h-h-hewbowe, whispers to self o-o-o-ow n-n-n-nyot as f-f-f-fast as the z-z-z-zawonya s-s-stub pistow, I-i-i pounces on you wuv p-p-p-pwaying starts twerking a-a-a v-v-v-vetewan with screeches theM35 M-m-magnyacowe M-m-mk II blushes Pwasma Gun a-a-and I w-w-wiww sweats d-d-d-die o-o-o-on t-t-t-this hiww. The design is so coow and I wish to see o-o-o-othew peopwe in screams wobbies utiwise my pewsonyaw gem o-o-of a sees bulge weapon.
Mastery exp is very very very generous, like 30k per dam run so I don't get the need for mass farm
fucking weirdos man Istfg
Why would you spend that many resources on like the worst weapon in the game
Uwufied
every day I thank backup
uwu
I love being able to talk to backup
I switch between this game, and rogue trader. At least for right now
Hello! I'm finally gonna try and do zealot penances, so that means actually choosing the zealot book or whatever that trash skill is called, the one where you shove the bible into your enemies' faces for a few seconds. anyways i hate that ability, how tf am i supposed to make it work it pubs that doesnt make me yawn?😅
executing your orders sir
sir yes sir
executing your orders sir
sir yes sir
executing your orders sir
sir yes sir
executing your orders sir
sir yes sir
executing your orders sir
sir yes sir
executing your orders sir
sir yes sir
What’s your favorite underrated non-meta weapon? Mine is the Mark 1 Shovel, I don’t care if it isn’t optimized for horde clearing, or not as fast as the Rashad, I love playing Veteran with the Mark 1 Shovel and I will die on this hill. The design is so cool and I wish to see other people in lobbies utilize my personal gem of a weapon.
I have the enemy, in my sights.
Chorus
uhhhhh...... yeah?
Use chorus when you need to do objectives
simple as that
Use it to stagger a boss off a cliff
Its a dow thing.
I would use shovels if they killed things half as good as axes
That'll make it fun
just me trying to move my imperial guardsmen anywhere in dow 1 and they all spam the same lines
Yeah I know I was doing moving the Ogryns
Ogryns are pretty fucking silly in an IG team
DoW3 is one of the worst fumbles I have ever seen
i hate how they teased dlc that never happened
and no other company will ever pick it up
i know for a fact people have enquired about buying the IP and been ghosted lol
Oh right I remember now.
hey uhhh
I have NEVER used ogryns.
I forgot the italics
I've considered setting up the Unification Mod
Why is the bible skill so bad lmao
W-w-w-what's youw sees bulge favouwite glomps and huggles u-u-u-undewwated n-n-nyon-meta smirks smuggly weapon!? Minye is pounces on you the looks around suspiciously M35 M-m-magnyacowe M-m-mk II P-p-pwasma Gun, I don't sees bulge cawe notices buldge if i-i-i-it isn't optimised fow notices buldge s-s-s-swow dwawtime wike the h-h-h-hewbowe, whispers to self o-o-o-ow n-n-n-nyot as f-f-f-fast as the z-z-z-zawonya s-s-stub pistow, I-i-i pounces on you wuv p-p-p-pwaying starts twerking a-a-a v-v-v-vetewan with screeches theM35 M-m-magnyacowe M-m-mk II blushes Pwasma Gun a-a-and I w-w-wiww sweats d-d-d-die o-o-o-on t-t-t-this hiww. The design is so coow and I wish to see o-o-o-othew peopwe in screams wobbies utiwise my pewsonyaw gem o-o-of a sees bulge weapon.
They just get demolished by everything else at their tier in melee.
fixed it
Don't.
Having played it, it's not worth it.
You sure?
I can invite you to the Crucible server and you can use that instead.
They have some fun stuff.
dow was my intro to 40k
my uncle brought dark crusade over when i was like 6 or 7
Like ultimate apocalypse but with better models and less shite balance.
Imma use this in my games from now onwards, thanks
and i was like omg these guys are so cool
Weird uncle introduction to 40k, you got groomed bro.
LOL
Having to explain to someone a youtuber with millions of concurrent views and tens of million social media views is not a common thing
Just in case it wasnt clear, I was laughing that the guy was talking like he was taking a brave stand over using the hsword, as if it wasnt an excellent weapon
my dad introduced me to most of the gaming stuff i like

have this awesome gif
Im not laughing at him for using something off meta
but he just wasnt interested in 40k
the british are science fiction
like you
noob.
The only interaction I think I've ever had with my uncle is playing chess at christmas when I was really little.
🕴️
He's just too much of a giant piece of shit for me to want anything to do with him.
I could go further into detail but I won't.

me before im turned into a mcdonalds chicken nugget
Ughhhh more trauma dumping in zealot chat 🙄
double stealth zealot in a game never goes well...
That will be $200 for your therapy session
I'm going to de-scale you, shark.
Trauma dumping in zealot chat 
You will be smooth in every direction once I'm done with you.
Get smoothed, idiot.
shorb
the shorb
Shorb
Guys I just want to say
I was avoiding saying it
Become darktide psychologist
but I think frog
Make bank
is a Gale Grub
I am a trauma staff user.
lobotomite
I'm firing up the belt sander as we speak.
Your time is short.
Your time is shorb
“-per dam run…”
That’s the problem
How did you get this
how
I can't get python working on my computer
seeing a guy get hit by a bazooka in hll then some guy immediately saying "thats what you get for going into airborne " to his mangled body
Fisch
It scares me that this 7 year old looks 34
i am well versed in funny pictures
no UWUfied enhanced description for me

that's a 7 yo????
Yea he was born in 2017
a gust of wind from the wrong direction could prob scare you smh
I might fly away
how do you know who that is
just looks like a regular kid
Do y'all think I could throw Kez like a spear?
I think you wanna ram him
that's all I know
A bunch of big streamers have paraded him around their streams
Just like an overweight javelin type throw.
Just do like l4d2 tank throw rock
We could make hobbit tossing an olympic sport if we try hard enough
is he a celebrity or smth
The law forbids me from beating you to death because you are a minor. Remember this.
bro doesnt know the glory of the rizzler
I think you can't do it to me when I'm an adult either
nah as far as I’m aware he comes from a family of deadbeat clout chasers I could be wrong
it'd be homicide
Ops it Sharted
he got a name?
How far can you throw 120 pounds
Pretty far, actually.
Goes by the rizzler lol
what the fuck?
You underestimate the strength of my shoulders.
Do you not remember the fucking yodeling kid in walmart?
He performed at Cochella
Soup fin shork
Let’s try I’m curious but I want crash mats
I do remember him
Cash Me Outside girl got famous from a Dr.Phil episode
Lotta people who were caught being dumb on camera got famous
12 feet tall
Do I need to like, demonstrate with a barbell or something first?
nuh we can skip that part
I'm pretty out of touch considering I'm still a 17 yo
(this is an elaborate ruse to break Kez's spine like Bane does to Batman)
Tl;Dr
Show off
noobnoob
He yodeling to show off
Kid got famous
pov zealots chats very first crippled twink
if im not the first im sueing you
Meme someone and you get famous
I dunno if he's famous still...
That's dead ass how Lil Nas X got famous
Someone put his song over RDR2
Going to break Cica's spine first, then. I'll see you in court, fucker.
And it took off
@sterile stone @rocky nacelle @median steeple
u guys like my pfp
He wasn’t big before that? I thought he was just popular and that’s why the meme happened
He was homeless after getting kicked out of his house
Lmao no
throw rocks
why is he the rizzler tho
throw rocks
He do for fun maybe
