zealot-class

[remote lark]

U walked over me killed 1 chaff then left to look for more mobs to kill

Explode.

[south grove]

nuh uh

[opaque island]

jake won from what i heard

[south grove]

I lived

(I have no recollection of what happened)

[remote lark]

Actually you didn't because I full killed you later in the match

[south grove]

I don't think I died that round

[median steeple]

I don't think it has started yet

[south grove]

lemme check

[median steeple]

the event has but the fight hasn't iirc

[hearty nebula]

could be worse

[remote lark]

I let you burn to death

[hearty nebula]

they could be french

[opaque island]

I thought hte fight was at 9 from what i heard

[remote lark]

It was with the dumb vet iirc

[vernal terrace]

drink the full bottle!!!

[median steeple]

the event started at 9est

[hearty nebula]

Do you have any idea how little this narrows it down?

[south grove]

that's another round

methinks

[median steeple]

idk fight events are weird

[vernal terrace]

My stomach hurts again grrrr

[south grove]

or are we talking about the one where my brain just blown out completely

[visual stream]

Scripted

[south grove]

the smelter complex

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-the-punisher-wait-no-panicking-gif-22139346

[visual stream]

Chat do you wanna start talking about politics and get our special guest's opinion

[ornate bone]

HL2 remastered is a bargain

[south grove]

oh we're talking about the smelter complex round

[remote lark]

Yeah I think so

[south grove]

yea I didn't have my brain at all there

I was way too tired

[remote lark]

It's ok I knoe it was like 5am

[south grove]

sorry

[ornate bone]

patiently waiting for the SSD to arrive

I have no idea how it takes longer to do that stuff than Cyberpunk

[median steeple]

I love minrathous so much

[full nebula]

I need opinions on the most satsfying of these bolter clips

[median steeple]

one of the best regions in the game

[jagged cradle]

Stop apologizing

[south grove]

I did play bad that round

so yea

there is a need to

[jagged cradle]

Nope

It’s a game

gg go next

Don’t dwell just do better next time

[median steeple]

positivity with wire

[vernal terrace]

I guess this is why the game says it requires an ssd lol

[zinc talon]

...weird

[jagged cradle]

Too much work tbh

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-stoopid-cat-game-vr-gif-10800356129691145186

it's ok

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/applause-mads-mikkelsen-gif-19381172

[sterile stone]

Ah yes the critically acclaimed video game sequel to Baldur's Gate 3

[median steeple]

are you a spellblade or rouge

[sterile stone]

Balding Door 4

[south grove]

which weapon should I butcher next

[zinc talon]

bolt pistol

[south grove]

I already have 10% loading speed revolver

[median steeple]

crusher

[south grove]

3% damage autopistol

[vernal terrace]

Thank you, more people should clap for me honestly

[south grove]

and 0% damage bolter

[south grove]

melee weapon has to be good

[median steeple]

nah

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[south grove]

ranged doesn't really matter for me right now

[vernal terrace]

lol

[jagged cradle]

Dump stability hha

[median steeple]

then ruin a flamer

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-dance-man-of-culture-gif-21968528

[south grove]

already have it

it doesn't matter because DoD saves it

[jagged cradle]

…

[vernal terrace]

What in the death stranding

[median steeple]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2

4 days

[sullen forge]

Wait for it to load

[light badge]

I had most boss and most lesser killed

[sullen forge]

Oh you have the super fancy one

[light badge]

top and bottom of the totem pole

[grizzled aspen]

"Super fancy" it records data better than the other one.

[sullen forge]

Mine shows this

lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Far more accurate.

[sullen forge]

Still I did really good

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah you did.

[light badge]

did I do okay?

[sullen forge]

I have 5 clips of just

[grizzled aspen]

I did worse than I imagined but that's because I forgot I'm using a combat shotgun as my ranged weapon.

[sterile basalt]

Why is the damage so different

[sullen forge]

Frog sending shit into the stratosphere

[vernal terrace]

0 mobility, next you are gonna start bashing your head off the wall and claiming it makes you a better player

[sullen forge]

do you care to see them

[grizzled aspen]

Sure.

[jagged cradle]

I’ve seen better

[grizzled aspen]

Frankly, idk.

[sullen forge]

"You're just not as good as me"

[light badge]

did I do good tho

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5SYFnb8AsInCEFzO?invite=cr-MSxOa1UsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[light badge]

first time using 90/150 health bar

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe because the ovenproof plugin shows total damage with boss damage included?

[light badge]

IS THAT DEFAULT FOV???????

[sullen forge]

@grizzled aspen every single one of this clips

you just

[jagged cradle]

Pawful purrformance

[sullen forge]

fucking

Delete

[sullen forge]

I cant tell LMAO

[grizzled aspen]

Bonk.

[sullen forge]

I think my shit got reset

Shit shart

[sterile basalt]

Gale’s scoreboard shows his damage lower than the ovenproof one

[sullen forge]

you're getting skinned alive

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[sterile basalt]

I’m not quite sure why

[light badge]

you're such a hater wire

why are you so mean to me

[sterile basalt]

And there’s a huge discrepancy for hahnda’s dmg

[median steeple]

I was wondering why my game felt off

[grizzled aspen]

Hahnda why are you playing drunk?

That's my job.

[median steeple]

did the last update reset FOV as well

[light badge]

because it's past 5 pm on a friday

tha's why

[vale carbon]

you pick it up and your legs are broken

[grizzled aspen]

Actually, entirely valid.

Based, even.

Based hag.

[sullen forge]

Are you EU?

[light badge]

no

NA

[sullen forge]

Okay thank fuck

I thought I was tweaking for second

[grizzled aspen]

Technically it's always past 5pm.

[sullen forge]

lagging that match

[jagged cradle]

I’m never mean

Simply just a hater

[grizzled aspen]

So it wasn't just me???

[median steeple]

That's not an excuse to get drunk at 10am

[light badge]

we were all lagging I think

[grizzled aspen]

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[light badge]

Boga is in Argentina rn

that might have something to do with it

[median steeple]

then sadly I will have to lock you up

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5SZI5Ij9HXe4ts3S?invite=cr-MSxsenEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-palas-palas-cat-green-fire-gif-9691844312166040256

[jagged cradle]

Also because you’re the easiest one to pick on tbh

[light badge]

wow, picking the blind autistic girl

very skillful

[grizzled aspen]

It's ok Hahnda, we can get drunk past 5pm on a Friday together and laugh at Wire when he dies to a burster that I totally didn't pop on him.

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5T7q6dLtoE8yFwx1?invite=cr-MSxQWW0sMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@grizzled aspen Another one of your

creations

[jagged cradle]

In what way are you blind?

[remote lark]

will you be awake when I'm home

I'm gonna be getting wasted

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

We will be wasted together.

[light badge]

my prescription is -13.25/-15.75

[grizzled aspen]

I have already started my journey.

[jagged cradle]

Also thanks for the compliment I don’t get those much

[grizzled aspen]

Root beer schnapps go brrrr.

[south grove]

only thing I have

perfect vision

and steady hands

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hoodwinked-hoodwinked-too-slap-gif-23733043

[jagged cradle]

…I’m sorry for your lack of sight

[remote lark]

the solution to my problems are at the bottom of a bottle, probably

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5T9nAwGaikZ34Swm?invite=cr-MSxLZzEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@grizzled aspen

[grizzled aspen]

I'll trade you my pancreas for your eyeballs.

[sullen forge]

Another

[jagged cradle]

I have astigmatism

[south grove]

I need it for surgery

I can't really do that can I?

[light badge]

WHY IS THE LAST FRAME JUST ZA HANDO

[grizzled aspen]

The hammer flying in from off screen directly onto his noggin is peak.

[median steeple]

what the fuck is going on in that screenshot

[south grove]

can we play rn

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not actually using a thunder hammer, I'm just that strong. It's all an illusion.

[south grove]

I wanna compare again

[jagged cradle]

Maybe you aren’t so bad after all

[light badge]

same bestie

[vernal terrace]

What if you wanted to goto heaven but Lukas Alexander said: Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day.

[sullen forge]

he got grabbed by a mutant

lmao

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5TdPuDsoc6D89dMf?invite=cr-MSxlcXQsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

Also I do apologize for this

[light badge]

mutant just want hugsies

[sullen forge]

BUT THE RAGDOLL

WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[jagged cradle]

Omg twins !!

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cat-absolute-cinema-cat-gif-8724746330989628604

[grizzled aspen]

Comparison is the thief of happiness.

[jagged cradle]

Erm

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-veteran-psyker-warhammer-40k-gif-9253053506377376083

[jagged cradle]

I’m playing pretty bad today

[south grove]

it's okay

can't get worse than me

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/mala-mishra-jha-pat-head-cute-sparkle-penguin-gif-16770818

[south grove]

I'm rock bottom after all

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I'm in a self deprecation contest and my opponent is tintin:

[jagged cradle]

No no my lows are so much worse then my “highs”

[median steeple]

Tin I think you need some water

[south grove]

only win in life

[sullen forge]

@south grove Change your Username to "Punished TinTin" till Dorn returns

lmao

[jagged cradle]

I’m just a burden rn

[south grove]

log on rn

I'll prove you wrong

[grizzled aspen]

It's ok Gale and I can carry you bbg.

[nimble fiber]

is stalker similar to metro?

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

But far grittier.

Imo.

[median steeple]

the people who made metro (games) came from the stalker dev team

[jagged cradle]

Give me 2 minutes

[uneven galleon]

stalker is better

[median steeple]

Both are good

[uneven galleon]

(I never played metro)

[sullen forge]

Metro

more like Peaktro

[grizzled aspen]

I much prefer Metro's setting over Stalker's.

[uneven galleon]

freaktro

[sullen forge]

Such a good fucking game

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/метро2033-metro-exodus-gif-27307438

[vernal terrace]

I doubt you’ll play worse than I was earlier (given I did decide to troll one of the games and only use range)

[nimble fiber]

hm
haven't played the things that happen before, will I understand anything without it lmao?

[grizzled aspen]

Mfw Strelok asks to "never see the zone again" and the wish granter fucking blinds him.

[median steeple]

Metro exodus my beloved

[sullen forge]

Fun Fact

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/artyom-metro-metro2033-metroexodus-metrolastlight-gif-7001652157317868280

[sullen forge]

this is still sitting in my Library

I haven't played it

[median steeple]

Please play it

[sullen forge]

i seriously need too

[median steeple]

it's so good

[sullen forge]

I played 2033

and last light

[south grove]

I don't think I can get to the store

[jagged cradle]

You under estimate how bipolar my gameplay can be

[south grove]

too cold

I literally might freeze to death

[median steeple]

Can't wait for S2 to be added to my list of replaying eastern European depression games

[sullen forge]

Artyom my beloved russian baby boy

[south grove]

coming home now

[nimble fiber]

played all the metro titles and rly enjoyed them

[median steeple]

4 days away baby

can't wait

[vernal terrace]

I wasn’t a fan of exodus tbh the checkpoint infrequency kept pissing me off so I never finished it

[nimble fiber]

haven't played stalker before tho

[sullen forge]

Im honestly

[vernal terrace]

Even though I loved the first two games

[sullen forge]

going to let it simmer for a week or so

[south grove]

it is 9 c out

[sullen forge]

and then probably buy it

[south grove]

I should have wore a jacket

[median steeple]

good idea

[south grove]

[median steeple]

but like

Im implusive

and I've been waiting so long

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-gif-14006288

[sullen forge]

I am too but I dont have that with this game even though like

I enjoy the series

a lot

[south grove]

I downed a gallon an hour ago

I think I have enough water

[sullen forge]

Are you sick?

[jagged cradle]

He’s always sick

[south grove]

constantly yes

[median steeple]

• or + because at this time +9 is crazy (idk where you live)

Fuck you discord

[grizzled aspen]

@sullen forge do you have inspect from social?

[sullen forge]

No

why

[median steeple]

It's -6 for me

[grizzled aspen]

This is the level of autism I have on my loadouts.

[obsidian prairie]

5c

[sullen forge]

Fahren or normal temp

[median steeple]

C

[south grove]

9°C

[median steeple]

normal

[sullen forge]

(Celsius)

[light badge]

@south grove

[south grove]

I am in a t-shirt and shorts

[sullen forge]

Ditto

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be real, I can't take celsius users seriously.

[sullen forge]

its 9 here

[light badge]

9 is my lucky number

[median steeple]

yeah I know it's just 9C is pretty warm for November

[sullen forge]

@south grove Punished TinTin

[jagged cradle]

I like 4

Cool number

[obsidian prairie]

Local american hates the actually good temp system

[south grove]

the rest of the world uses it

[placid fiber]

tfw you beat a boss as 1hp man... this is in rogue legacy 2 and while I was sure I could beat lamech... it was still a 50 50 lol

[south grove]

norcal weather

[median steeple]

ah

[grizzled aspen]

"It's so cold out! -10 C!" My dude it is not even below 0 quit being a bitch.

[placid fiber]

I'm on ng+ <.<

[sullen forge]

@light badge You forgot to give him the shrapnel chunk in his head

[jagged cradle]

Magical gooner…

[median steeple]

No one who lives in areas that use C thinks -10 is cold

[vernal terrace]

Who up meeting this guy in the underhive

[median steeple]

I went to school in jeans at -25C

[placid fiber]

I"ve fully explored the map so all that's left is to fight each estuary until one kills me :/

[sullen forge]

-25 Celsius

are you asking to fucking die

[median steeple]

IM NOT GONNA SPELL IT OUT EVERYTIME

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[grizzled aspen]

That's not bad at all. Just -13 F.

[sullen forge]

Thats still pretty fucking cold

[grizzled aspen]

Well, yeah, but it won't kill you if you're not an idiot.

[sullen forge]

I think the worst we've had here was in Fahren -37

[grizzled aspen]

Layer up, mf.

[misty nova]

Oh yeah
Since we're on a "black Friday" I'm kinda able to afford MG 1-4

[sullen forge]

Peak

[light badge]

imrpvoed version

[sullen forge]

@south grove Alright you know what to do

[spare talon]

oh fuck
i have no idea of what i am going to buy

in general

[vale carbon]

man, i could use some input on the builds i'm using. they don't entirely feel perfect, and i don't have any option that uses blades of faith. and i probably should learn how to use it

[median steeple]

last Jan it almost hit as cold as the arctic here

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin literally said 9 C is cold.

[median steeple]

Well he lives in an area that uses F

he personally uses C

[misty nova]

Real

[grizzled aspen]

I think I will kill psycho with a big ole rock.

[jagged cradle]

Actually kinda well done

[south grove]

9c in a tshirt

yea

[median steeple]

Like to see you try hollow bones haver

[south grove]

did you like that

[jagged cradle]

Like what

[south grove]

that round went swimmingly

[sullen forge]

the arctic front coming through I recall that

[south grove]

innit?

[jagged cradle]

Uhm

[median steeple]

Me after banishing you to the bog

[copper hawk]

IT SO COLD

[sullen forge]

that shit got BAD

[jagged cradle]

Sure

[grizzled aspen]

I went out in a blizzard in flip flops, shorts, and a hoodie that wasn't zipped up, just to dig a fuckin trench to my car last winter.

[median steeple]

Yeah ice fog is a crazy thing

[grizzled aspen]

Literally 4 degrees F and snowing.

[jagged cradle]

We should join frog

[south grove]

you forgot I have hollow bones

[south grove]

he hates getting barreled

[grizzled aspen]

You should join and also not barrel me.

[jagged cradle]

Why would you barrel him

[sullen forge]

I dont think

I've ever seen Ice Fog

[south grove]

he likes hating on me

[sullen forge]

I've ill be blunt

[south grove]

but not getting hit

[sullen forge]

Also yeah im gonna finish my night up with grinding camos on Zombies'

then sleep

[jagged cradle]

We can stay as a duo I suppose

[south grove]

do you hate me that much 😭

[jagged cradle]

????

[placid fiber]

Welp I know the mage guy is for sure gonna get me, but, I've gotten 3 estuaries down in ng+ with 1hp man already lol

[jagged cradle]

What’s with these shitty assumptions

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5SCmrt8VOPScA4LR?invite=cr-MSxEc0EsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@light badge

[south grove]

I think you can guess it

I don't wanna say it

[obtuse solstice]

https://jumpshare.com/v/FZlKgjQvPkbvGnhIjf64
how accurate is this

[jagged cradle]

Yeah yeah

You’re fine tin I just thought it would be funnier to be with others

[light badge]

Do you guys think fem savant or fem loner is less popular?

[south grove]

fem loner

see savant too often

[jagged cradle]

I like fem savant

Would

[obsidian prairie]

No appreciation for fem seer

[sullen forge]

Loner

[south grove]

barely ever seen a loner

[obsidian prairie]

A cruel world

[sullen forge]

I never see Fem Seers

[light badge]

I've used fem Seer for 820 levels

[obsidian prairie]

I play one

She’s great

[south grove]

true

[sullen forge]

Savant -> Loner - > Seer

in order of most to least

[obsidian prairie]

(Also Hedda but still)

[jagged cradle]

I like fem psyker… but then all my characters would be fem

[sullen forge]

I've used Loose Cannon for 750

[obsidian prairie]

Fem seer is less fucked up edgy than male

[sullen forge]

I dont plan to change it

[light badge]

Skoodie is a Seer now

She used to be a savant

Fake as hell

[sullen forge]

Fake ass Seer..

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna be 100% honest, I typed out a response for each build in detail, but there's so many problems going on that it'll probably just get voided by the bot.

[light badge]

That's why I wanna be a fem Loner

She stole Seer from me

[grizzled aspen]

At this point I would just ask how to build for certain things and go from there.

[obsidian prairie]

Play bodyguard so you can get the line about the music

[light badge]

Bodyguard?

[grizzled aspen]

Fem savant's voice makes me feel a certain way.

[light badge]

The ogryn voice?

[obsidian prairie]

She has a conversation with bodyguard where she asks if he can hear music

[sullen forge]

French lady

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[misty nova]

Oh shit
I can afford Death Stranding

[obsidian prairie]

He says no (obviously) and then seer talks about how she can hear music and it gets more intense when they get swarmed

[sullen forge]

I play Brawler and Brawler only just cause its literally

Peak Ogryn

[obsidian prairie]

“It’s quite concerning”

[obsidian prairie]

I’ve got it for free off epic like 2-3 times now

[sullen forge]

breaking the 4th wall without people realizing it lmao

[vale carbon]

well as the builds go, in order it's
a "vanilla" left side build
martydom mess around build
stealth build meant for crit weapons to farm the bonuses
book based off stealth build ig
kind of an all rounder

[obsidian prairie]

I think I noticed

It isn’t exactly subtle

[sullen forge]

Like loner

where they're just blatant about it

[acoustic dune]

is the myke tyson and jake paul fight going well?

[sullen forge]

that shit happening right now

[acoustic dune]

it seem jake win via point

[pale spindle]

Paul won

[acoustic dune]

by 1

[grizzled aspen]

"Vanilla" left side build with 3 points to play with.

[pale spindle]

no he won by 5

each round is 1

[south grove]

@jagged cradle sorry bout that

I threw

[fleet zealot]

cuddle business

[acoustic dune]

@pale spindle mind giving me highlight?

[jagged cradle]

No I threw you bozo

I popped somehow

[south grove]

start off easy then?

idk if frog is playing

[jagged cradle]

No

[pale spindle]

highlight?

[jagged cradle]

Let me test something

[pale spindle]

Paul 73, Tyson 68

[south grove]

we can do HISTG instead

[acoustic dune]

like any notable thing?

[jagged cradle]

NO

[south grove]

don't think we're both warmed up enough to do them yet

[pale spindle]

nope, Tyson has no stamina, after round 3 he had no offense

he's 58 my dude

[south grove]

if you insist

[misty nova]

Bro's old

[grizzled aspen]

Martyrdom with 5 points to play with.

[acoustic dune]

still doh 1 point different for each round

thats crazy

[pale spindle]

thats normal

[acoustic dune]

oh then

[pale spindle]

do u watch boxing?

[acoustic dune]

wack

[sullen forge]

So Tyson lost

[jagged cradle]

Ugh I’m so stupid how did I know that

[acoustic dune]

no

[pale spindle]

unless its like a close knockout, it ussually is just one point diff

[south grove]

you're not

it's okay

[sullen forge]

if so not looking forward to the Paul brothers gloating

for the next month

[south grove]

what we queuing next?

[acoustic dune]

i am waiting for the sale drop

[grizzled aspen]

Book with 5 points to play with.

[uneven galleon]

Them are probably going to find a way to sneak in prime bottles ads or some shit after their victory

[sullen forge]

Absolutely

drink lead

drink lead

drink lead

[uneven galleon]

I LOVE MY RED 40

[grizzled aspen]

Wait on me I'll be back to my pc in like 5 seconds.

[jagged cradle]

Ugh I thought preemptive bb worked the same and I overloaded ugh

[pale spindle]

they already have been doing it the entire show

[south grove]

alr

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-goku-super-saiyan-frieza-namek-gif-5441650644948699956

[south grove]

I know jack shit about psyker

[uneven galleon]

Yeah of course they did

[grizzled aspen]

Wdym "preemptive bb"?

[jagged cradle]

@light badge this is your fault

[acoustic dune]

you are a plasma vet main

[jagged cradle]

Were you charge it before you lock onto anything

[acoustic dune]

youll prob get it

[median steeple]

Yeah it doesnt same thing with plasma

[grizzled aspen]

Oh yeah right click will pop you at 100% peril.

[south grove]

I've only used plasma 15 times in my life

[pale spindle]

Jake Paul landed 30 more punches than Tyson did

[grizzled aspen]

OOOO HES GONNA TONK

[south grove]

you probably have used it more

[jagged cradle]

I thought it wouldn’t

[cerulean moth]

oh i thought u one shit that DH with the rock

[jagged cradle]

I was looping two slugs and ugh I’m so dumb

[acoustic dune]

you mean 15 a day

[south grove]

this wasn't me

the psyker that died was me

[acoustic dune]

or match

[south grove]

[acoustic dune]

(idk your main build)

[cerulean moth]

tyson lost

damn

not unexpected

[spare talon]

decided to try a solo
failed at the literal last 30 seconds of the hardest part of map because a mauler decided to merge with my hitbox and so i couldnt move

[jagged cradle]

Uno mas

[grizzled aspen]

The Paul vs Tyson fight is dumb for Paul imo. Either he wins by beating up an old man and is an asshole, or he loses to an old man and looks like a fool.

[south grove]

which map

[spare talon]

gloriana

[uneven galleon]

it's every day bro the disney cahnnel frlow

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/for-eel-on-cod-no-carp-fr-fr-og-gif-5168366941299442332

[fleet zealot]

tbf paul is always the fool

[grizzled aspen]

This is true.

[fleet zealot]

now sit down, shut up, and eat your moldy lunchlys

[pale spindle]

what a boring fight

wasted 4 hours of my life

[acoustic dune]

was it a even fight?

[grizzled aspen]

I dont usually wish ill on people but I genuinely hate Paul.

[visual stream]

Why is this so fucking funny

[misty nova]

Yah I'll probably buy Death Stranding
Then The Division and some lego game

[spare talon]

that was a given when you decided to watch it

[visual stream]

Most influencers are usually horrible people yes

Markiplier is a glorious exception

[uneven galleon]

JP is a narccassistic prick who never worked a day in his life

[acoustic dune]

i got death stranding for free

but it cost me my dignity

(epic game account)

[cerulean moth]

wtf

[median steeple]

Fuck does that mean

[fleet zealot]

yea idk who expected

it to be good

tyson is just, way past his prime

[cerulean moth]

its a gif of a carp nutting

[pale spindle]

This is all a publicity stunt, the amount of money he will make from this and future contracts is unheard of

[fleet zealot]

no it's fish pogging

[median steeple]

Jake beating an old ass man is crazy

[cerulean moth]

Its spawning

[fleet zealot]

it's pogging

[cerulean moth]

its ligit spawning

and your LAGHING

[acoustic dune]

smth smth a dolphin crawling in a horse

[cerulean moth]

its spawning right now and your LAUGHING

[fleet zealot]

it legit just saw some sick darktide clips

[sullen forge]

He's clearly just better, light work drink prime lil bro 🤓

[acoustic dune]

the image still haunt me to these days

[pale spindle]

I had to watch it, for personal reasons outside of thise server

[misty nova]

Well I didn't get for free so now I'll have to go the wallet way
Anyways it's Kojima so that'll make me feel slightly better

[acoustic dune]

kojima should really just direct film from time to time

and not just make game

[misty nova]

Oh maybe I should get Metal Gear 5

[acoustic dune]

i mean you can wait for the kojima metal gear game to come out

since he is making a new one

i wonder how batshit it will be

god i really wanna see a collab with fujimoto

[fleet zealot]

dusting roombas

[misty nova]

No news on OD yet
Kojima and Peele cooking (?)

Shit I'll probably buy more games than I'll actually end up playing

I must control myself

I'll make a list by tomorrow

[austere grail]

he makes money by being an asshole and a fool

he is a heel

[median steeple]

This made me want to end it

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[acoustic dune]

the there's no such thing is bad publicity doctrine

[grizzled aspen]

Wire just killed me with a poxburster.

[cerulean moth]

thought u said wife

for a second

[spare talon]

i JUST STARTED this solo and it spawns 5 tox bombers 2 flamers 3 trappers a beast of nurgle and 2 plague ogryns

[grizzled aspen]

I don't have a wife... yet.

[cerulean moth]

I respect the vision

Keep at it frog

[jagged cradle]

Frog…

[grizzled aspen]

Listen man I plan to marry the girl I've been talking to, because that's my dating philosophy.

[celest quail]

id just close the game and gts at that point

[cerulean moth]

My really recent girlfriend, I just found out she plays darktide

[jagged cradle]

I’d like to apologize sorta

[acoustic dune]

how would you get a wife?

when you arleady have husbands?

[celest quail]

must be nice

[cerulean moth]

by divorcing u all first

[grizzled aspen]

I have husbands??? What???

[austere grail]

the centuries old established entertainment technique doctrine

[acoustic dune]

oh pardon me

[south grove]

starts with c

ends with icatrices

[acoustic dune]

''honey daddys''

[grizzled aspen]

@copper hawk they're slandering you man.

[acoustic dune]

or smth

[jagged cradle]

@grizzled aspen it was your fault tbh

[sullen forge]

You're the type to have a husband

[grizzled aspen]

???

[acoustic dune]

sugar daddys

thats the word

[grizzled aspen]

What the fuck are you yapping about???

If anything, I am a sugar daddy...

[sullen forge]

its Knify

lmao

[jagged cradle]

You blended in too well it looked free so I shot it

[grizzled aspen]

I be out here buying shit for other people all the time.

[acoustic dune]

ill take what i can so thanks for the compliment

[grizzled aspen]

I don't even get anything in return, either.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[grizzled aspen]

I just buy shit bc I feel like it.

[sullen forge]

me who just

[south grove]

mid

[acoustic dune]

o sorry you are the sugar daddy then

[grizzled aspen]

In fact, I bought $45 worth of groceries for a coworker because she lost half her thanksgiving budget by having to evict her roommate, who is a pedo.

[sullen forge]

buys things for my friends cause I like seeing them happy

[acoustic dune]

and you have ''kittens''

[south grove]

chasm logi is my least favourite map

[jagged cradle]

???

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, turns out dude is a sex offender and moved too close to a church, and then didnt tell the police like he was supposed to.

[sullen forge]

EXCUSE ME?

[jagged cradle]

I’m slowly moving away from the psword

[grizzled aspen]

Also he got a hold of my lady friend's facebook and was trying to get naughty with her right after she turned 18.

[south grove]

3 second per crit

[acoustic dune]

well back to my morning sleep

[grizzled aspen]

I was told this after I had left my coworker's apartment (I was there to install cameras because she felt unsafe) because she knew I would probably murder that man in cold blood.

[acoustic dune]

bye froggy father

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not your father.

[acoustic dune]

fine

[grizzled aspen]

Find someone else to be your father figure.

[urban sundial]

hows the set

[acoustic dune]

froggy daddy

[grizzled aspen]

That statement makes me crave a cigarette, and I don't even smoke.

[south grove]

headtaker would be better

imo

[urban sundial]

what does "strength" even do

[spare talon]

slaught/ht is preference tbh

[spare talon]

it is damage/impact/cleave all in one

[sullen forge]

I physically fucking recoiled seeing this

[spare talon]

and multiplicitive with their respective buffs with those names

(thats good)

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/pewpewpewpew-ahmed-mohsin-أحمد-محسن-hedgehog-dancing-meme-gif-2754780489075620554

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-yard-stare-cat-gif-10000743455859339871

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-wide-cat-plink-cat-meow-gif-27396868

[light badge]

anyone wanna run a few games

[sullen forge]

I probably would but im grinding camos on Zommies...

[light badge]

I can't read rn

what number is this

[crude jackal]

hello fellow zealots, does anyone have any tips on finishing the "Theres nothing but the Abyss" pennance, I somehow have 24/25 with it, but am just not able to finish it as much as i try

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/five-number5-gif-21656619

[light badge]

ugh

[obsidian prairie]

Unfortunate

Got to see my first m1 ek staff user

[light badge]

free me from this fucking prison

[obsidian prairie]

They weren’t even good at that

They just sucked

[light badge]

m1 spammers are never good

[spare talon]

im SO TIRED of chaos spawn grabs having the WORST HITBOX IN THE GAME

[obsidian prairie]

And it was with 2 shieldgryns

So I could ball with tac axe

[light badge]

they either do or don't use a macro, and they're shit at the game regardless

[obsidian prairie]

They weren’t even good at the m1 spam

[spare talon]

you could have dodged so far youre literally behind him and he just says "no teehee" and grabs you anyway and a flamer spawns the exact moment he does because literally why fucking wouldnt he

[obsidian prairie]

Almost lost in ranged kills to a fucking rumbler

Like

How

[spare talon]

i know this cuz it LITERALLY JUST FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME

[sullen forge]

@rocky nacelle Second ever match I play with her she barreled and killed me

I’m never going to let this go

[spare talon]

I LITERALLY DODGED TO THE LOWER FLOOR

AT THE START OF THE NEXT RUN

GRABBED ANYWAY

FROM THE UPPER FLOOR

WHY CANT CHAOS SPAWN GRABS BE FUCKING NORMAL

[jagged cradle]

I’m gonna go fall in a ditch or something

[rocky nacelle]

skill issue noob

sound like meow

or cica actually

meow complains about bons

[rocky nacelle]

hahnda?

[visual stream]

In Chasm Logi finale juggling the last 3 capsules by myself while my three teammates are on the other side of the shipyard hiding in a bubble

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-kitty-kawaii-gif-11246754498393089862

[south grove]

how did you die again?

I didn't see

[jagged cradle]

I walked into dh

[south grove]

BS death

[south grove]

ohhh yea

hi blind, I'm dad?

[jagged cradle]

I didn’t waste a lot of ammo atleast

[grizzled aspen]

I had the same reaction, don't worry.

[jagged cradle]

Still did terrible tho

[grizzled aspen]

You did fine.

You were able to pick off those snipers on top of the train while I couldn't.

[south grove]

5 malice streak

[south grove]

this was shredder propaganda

[grizzled aspen]

Every time I tried to shoot I got touched by one chaff and it just threw off the shot.

[south grove]

did you see that

dorn made me use it as punishment

but it's growing on me

total specialist death

[grizzled aspen]

Please use a real gun.

I'm going to take a small nap.

[south grove]

real guns

[jagged cradle]

I’d hope so that’s what the bp does

[south grove]

I didn't see the daemonhost too ngl

I would've gone in for it but I was too wounded from the burgle fight

it's okay wire

[jagged cradle]

I saw the light in one of the small rooms so I thought our zealot activated it

Then I saw it right on top of me

[south grove]

you didn't die the idiot's death (I did)

[jagged cradle]

I definitely died the idiots death

[south grove]

I think I prefer mk4 tac axe over mk2 now

[light badge]

what

how is that malice

I've only been playing damnation

[south grove]

did you play any malice game at all

[light badge]

no

[south grove]

the number in the front is the streak

[spare talon]

it tracks on your lowest difficulty played

[jagged cradle]

Mk4 csword doesn’t feel pawesome I just like the moveset more

[grizzled aspen]

Neither of you saw how I died.

[south grove]

the number in the back is the lowest of the streak

[jagged cradle]

I saw

[south grove]

devil's claw?

I used to be a 4 player

[grizzled aspen]

I jumped off the drop down in the scaffold area and got pinned into a corner by shotgunners and eaten alive.

[south grove]

but swapped over to 7

[grizzled aspen]

Not even voc saved me.

[jagged cradle]

Chain sword

[south grove]

oh yea

mb

imo IV chainsword is fine right now

XIIIg is broken, and that's why

[jagged cradle]

It’s savage sweep rampage right for mk4

[grizzled aspen]

BUFF DCLAW FLAK ADM

[jagged cradle]

Oh yeah definitely

[south grove]

you should compensate it w/ HHA

[grizzled aspen]

I CANT EVEN ONESHOT THE GLOWY MASK SCAB SHOOTERS WITH MY H1 HALF THE TIME

[south grove]

good flak finesse

and dclaw can manage the maniac

it's how I rolled until I got out of stealth

[grizzled aspen]

Oh yeah? Where am I gonna get carapace damage?

[south grove]

shredder?

krak?

you're a vet

[grizzled aspen]

No, eat shit.

Relying solely on grenades for carapace damage is a recipe for disaster.

Every game I've attempted that, I've had 4 crushers pin me in a corner and beat me to death.

[south grove]

get better curios also

[grizzled aspen]

Actually that's a 20% hp and 2 15% toughness curios.

Believe it or not.

[south grove]

I do

because I can inspect it

but yea more number = more better

[spare talon]

i think
i might actually kill myself

[wind dagger]

should i pick something other than uncanny if i'm gonna use mercy kill or

[grizzled aspen]

You shouldn't be using mercy killer on zealout.

[south grove]

MK is more of a vet thing

[grizzled aspen]

That's a vet blessing.

[wind dagger]

ok educate me

[grizzled aspen]

Use riposte.

[south grove]

serrated blade is the only thing that procs it consistently

[spare talon]

serrated blade

[south grove]

with zealot you can only apply bleed on crits

but with vet every hit apply 1 stack of bleed

[grizzled aspen]

Zealout wants any combination of riposte/precog/uncanny.

[south grove]

so every hit after the first gives you a permanent 60% damage boost

[spare talon]

HAVOC??????????????

[grizzled aspen]

Vet wants mercy killer uncanny strike but only if you take serrated blade, otherwise follow the same rules as zealout.

[south grove]

the best blessing setup in general should probably be precog/uncanny

@jagged cradle you good?

am I the only one to find this dialog this late

there's a post hard mode dialog w/ zola

and she yaps about being ready blah blah being reinstated, rannick being a stone cold killer, and she'll break the rules if it means to save atoma

[jagged cradle]

Idk at this point

Just throw us back in

[south grove]

yk what

we can do something less hard

and more fun

[jagged cradle]

Kys

[south grove]

standard board damnation/heresy

[jagged cradle]

Throw us into maelstrom

[south grove]

watch new players do things

[south grove]

this is cancer

I don't think we should do this

[jagged cradle]

Nah it’s fine

[south grove]

okay then

[jagged cradle]

Don’t be like that I have a solution

[south grove]

let's go

[jagged cradle]

Simple fix

[south grove]

beacon?

[jagged cradle]

No

[south grove]

I should make a beacon build too

[jagged cradle]

I already did the penance I’ll pass

[south grove]

gimme a sec

I'll make a beacon build

I need the penance anyways

[remote lark]

god

beacon

hf

[south grove]

shhh

I need the penance

[remote lark]

post scoreboards

:^)

[south grove]

the results?

I'm also using book

too lazy to path around

tac axe without FOTF is going to be an experience

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-benson-regular-show-falling-gif-18511265

noob

[remote lark]

Lol

[fleet zealot]

i've never seen a good clip from that part of the mission

[south grove]

@jagged cradle you good?

[spare talon]

actually going insane

i am doing in this solo exclusively to chaos spawn grabs that are bullshit

grab into flamer, grab into poxburster, grab into another boss that just keeps swinging anyway

and its always attacks i already dodged

but yknow
the hitbox doesnt care about that
it just does what it wants

[jagged cradle]

…yes

[rocky nacelle]

shoulda duo'd

[spare talon]

i wanna actually solo tho

i still havent done one

and i dont think theres a better one to do than fucking gloriana lmao

[wind dagger]

what maps are like actually challenging in this game

[spare talon]

ive done the full mid event twice only to be grabbed into instant death

[wind dagger]

some of them are so fucking boring

[visual stream]

Hab Dreyko and Chasm Logistratum are my favorites

I've never heard this dialogue before

[slate owl]

So, do throwing knives trigger stuff like puncture and shattering impact or would that be too much fun

[spare talon]

excise vault
logistratum
chasm station
gloriana (first half)

[spare talon]

puncture yes shattering no

as long as the gun is in your hand

[lean cairn]

im sick of sycorax after trying to solo so many times

[vast basin]

Hab dreyko is also fun but not solo

[slate owl]

damn

[vast basin]

Having to do the tree solo without stealth is pretty tough

[south grove]

I'm not posting the score

holy fuck

ass

[slate owl]

is there a list of which blessings apply? i can't imagine there being any broken interactions but I'm still curious

[spare talon]

the only two that actually like
matter
are uncanny strike and manstopper

[south grove]

take care

[jagged cradle]

I’m fine

[south grove]

why is beacon so ass

[rocky nacelle]

fat bastard

[south grove]

it needs a buff

[jagged cradle]

Just do a pox event ez pz

[south grove]

literally fucking useless

[south grove]

yea I did

the pox gas maelstrom

with the 2 chinese bots

only 854 damage restored

[modern lintel]

i duoed w some random on hab dreyko once cause the game just never gave us anyone else

[south grove]

actually useless lmao

[slate owl]

yeah I'm aware, i just wanna see the whole list to maybe try some meme combination

[abstract widget]

hey what double barrel should inuse for the one shot zealot build

[south grove]

there's only one assault shotgun pattern

are you talking about the combat shotgun?

[fleet zealot]

there's only one double barrel, but if you mean with thunderhammer,

prob just deathspitter both barrels

[south grove]

hey I remember this

the marksman's focus penance

[modern lintel]

my watch is telling me it is a solid 7 degrees outside rn i think something mayhaps be up

[south grove]

sat in a corner with this thing + achyls VI power sword for 2 hours

[south grove]

is that good or bad?

[modern lintel]

i think it might be off

[south grove]

I've always been bad with the weather so idk

[modern lintel]

considering it was still mid 80s last week

[south grove]

hollow bones doesn't help me in the cold

[spare talon]

im quite literally the opposite of this statement

[south grove]

oh so fahrenheit

[spare talon]

and you know it

[south grove]

yea it's off

[south grove]

you're fat

compared to me

[abstract widget]

i meant build lol

[modern lintel]

dont tell me tintins a noob and european...

[south grove]

you asked about different assault shotgun patterns

there's only one

[south grove]

I'm just not american

I'm not european

[uneven galleon]

What's the mod where the texts are colored

[south grove]

living in america doesn't mean anything

[modern lintel]

basically a communist then

[south grove]

you're right

kinda

[modern lintel]

[south grove]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/210

[uneven galleon]

thank you

[south grove]

I have a chinese birth certificate

but I'm a mongrel if you look at my lineage

I have everything in me and it kinda sucks

[modern lintel]

iv got german irish puerto rican and spanish so not far off

[south grove]

that's not bad

[uneven galleon]

I only got Korean and a bit of Japanese lineage

[south grove]

chinese, japanese, korean, english, french, and german

it fucking sucks

[spare talon]

holy shit

i cant breath

[south grove]

and I had to learn 4 out of the 5 languages

[uneven galleon]

Pogryn space program

[south grove]

don't you mean you can't breathe?

[spare talon]

im laughing too har d i cant type

dude super impact

fucking

amazing

[south grove]

I would install it except my GPU would explode

[uneven galleon]

also, question

How can I reduce damage taken

Does it have to do with mostly positioning so you don't get shot

[south grove]

that is... a lot

[modern lintel]

block

[twin wagon]

Sliding, dodging

Blocking

[south grove]

I would join you but I'm burnt out asf rn

[spare talon]

dodge
push
block
make sure youre topped on toughness

[south grove]

if possible can you install power DI

[fleet zealot]

Slide more

[copper hawk]

wuh

[south grove]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/281

[uneven galleon]

I feel like I'm already doing that a lot though

[fleet zealot]

Like if you aren’t in melee you need to slide

[grizzled aspen]

Go read that conversation.

[south grove]

install power DI, do a round and post the info

[light badge]

I'm taking so much damage rn lol

[south grove]

I wanna see it

[copper hawk]

that im ur husband

srry

[copper hawk]

im a free range catboy

i dont have an owner

[uneven galleon]

I'll do it tomorrow

[copper hawk]

if u liked it u shoulda put a colla on it

[grizzled aspen]

Yet.

[uneven galleon]

I'm burnt out as well from playing darktide all day

[south grove]

that ain't bad

[copper hawk]

oh oh oh oooh oh oh oooh oh

[light badge]

yeah it is, what

[south grove]

I ate shit today

[uneven galleon]

but I feel like yeah, I've been taking too much damage lately

[light badge]

I have 150 health

that's equivalent to four downs

[fleet zealot]

If you are in melee, strafe around and use enemies as meatshield cover and have either A) rush strategy or B) a corner or pillar or something so you aren’t exposed once you are oit of melee enemies

[grizzled aspen]

As the prophecy foretold.

[south grove]

it's supposed to be 300-500 innit?

[light badge]

what is

[south grove]

or is that zealot

[rocky nacelle]

doesn't have an owner but was lookin mighty lost when dorn was banned

[south grove]

damage taken per game

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I'm saying man.

[light badge]

supposed to be less than 1 health bar

[grizzled aspen]

Bro got turfed out and has no owner now.

[light badge]

that was Dorn's rule anyway

[grizzled aspen]

Who is he gonna be picked up by next?

[modern lintel]

did anyone ever figure out y

[grizzled aspen]

Yes, witch hunting Midas.

[rocky nacelle]

what everyone pretty much presumed

bitch hunting

[copper hawk]

and agreed with

[grizzled aspen]

Which Aquino is looking into now.

[south grove]

I'd say 1-2 medicae uses is fine

[modern lintel]

is midas still here

[south grove]

banned

[copper hawk]

frog do u like my felinid pattern for my clothes

[south grove]

lemme get the sc

[grizzled aspen]

?

[copper hawk]

felinid print

[grizzled aspen]

Let's go.

[south grove]

pimp ahh clothing

[copper hawk]

me

[south grove]

sorry

[copper hawk]

if u even care.

if u even flippin florpin care.

[south grove]

too mean

[light badge]

based?

[fleet zealot]

Oh i knew midas was bad

But that’s really bad

[grizzled aspen]

Good thing I don't.