zealot-class

[uneven galleon]

Oh SHIT

[sterile stone]

A good friend of mine invited me to a server of furries

[uneven galleon]

No fucking way what a coincidence

[sterile stone]

Nothing can beat those unspeakable horrors

[spare talon]

OH YOU FOUND MY BUILD

[nimble fiber]

good friend?

[uneven galleon]

I FOUND YOUR BUILD WHAT

[sterile stone]

I met this dude yeeeears ago

[south grove]

yea it's the awesomesauce cole build

[dusky portal]

send me the link ill do research

[uneven galleon]

I want to try it

[spare talon]

yeah its the build i made to be as terrible as possible

[ember yew]

perv

[south grove]

remember when I first came in here and fell for it

[nimble fiber]

its like he send u an inv to hell

[sterile stone]

Bro was the very first furry I ever met, and I thought at the time it was a turbo niche community with maybe a handful of people

Years later

I was proven wrong..

so

so

Wrong

[nimble fiber]

lmao yeah

[uneven galleon]

I'm going to play it

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

please upvote it guys

[south grove]

I actually went out of my way to spend 1-2m on the tac axe cole

[spare talon]

its so funnty

[south grove]

I hate you for that

[vernal terrace]

furry servers are so cool

[spare talon]

please pleas please make it rated higher

[uneven galleon]

That's where I disagree

[rocky nacelle]

bot farmer

[frosty herald]

Argus you dumbads

[vernal terrace]

they molded me into the silly f word i am today

[rocky nacelle]

👎

[frosty herald]

Thats the 111111 dude

[vast basin]

Only if you change the melee to double bleed knife

[nimble fiber]

when u meet someone cool and it turns out there second language is bark

[dusky portal]

furries are artists ngl

[spare talon]

see
that actually has some value cuz the knife itself is a really strong weapon on its own

[remote lark]

@paper harness

[south grove]

dorn ahh curios setup

[vernal terrace]

[obsidian prairie]

Idk about you but speaking to trees is pretty cool

[remote lark]

wtf is this

[paper harness]

Damage taken

[spare talon]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9aafd02e-2d1f-444f-8d9e-e12295da65c1/the-bestest-most-powerfulest-build-ever

[south grove]

#zealot-class message

[vernal terrace]

reported to the mods for advertising

bye cole

[remote lark]

ratio is good though

its half of what you told me to aim for

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[remote lark]

💀

[paper harness]

Aim for 0

[south grove]

I think you forgot mutated horror cole

[remote lark]

[south grove]

add that to the discription

[spare talon]

i need to edit that

yeah

[south grove]

also add havoc 40

add havoc 40 before it comes out

it'd be funny

[vernal terrace]

no its perfect

just need to add that you also soloed havoc 40 with it

[rocky nacelle]

cole

[vernal terrace]

[grizzled aspen]

Yall, if you ever hear malice boy say "carapace," you'll laugh.

[rocky nacelle]

new d-claw perks just dropped

[dusky portal]

i want to meet malice boy

[remote lark]

hii

[grizzled aspen]

No you dont.

[south grove]

I technically have a mic rn

[remote lark]

why :3

[south grove]

I'm on my macbook

[grizzled aspen]

Prepare for "arfs" in chat.

[remote lark]

eat glass

[rocky nacelle]

curious

[paper harness]

Meet gay furry number 1

[paper harness]

Meet gay furry number 2

[vernal terrace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674378248397914142/1267872857590071306/ehehe.gif

[remote lark]

dorn said i'm number 1!

[south grove]

who is gay furry #2

[rocky nacelle]

tells people to avoid malice boy

[grizzled aspen]

Damn.

[rocky nacelle]

goes into the chat with him

[south grove]

who is gay furry #3

[dusky portal]

🏃‍♂️

[remote lark]

@sullen forge

[grizzled aspen]

Do as I say, not as I do.

[spare talon]

@vernal terrace

[vernal terrace]

wants him for himself

frogs a homewrecker

[rocky nacelle]

literally

[south grove]

so many

[dusky portal]

saw it

[nimble fiber]

[grizzled aspen]

So did I.

[spare talon]

yeah you know alot about that dont you

[uneven galleon]

I kinda want to hop into the strike party

[rocky nacelle]

good noobnoob

i was gonna say use your betterdiscord for good

[vernal terrace]

sir you know this being reported would get your discord account banned right?

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon update on the board

[sterile stone]

You joke right

[paper harness]

Remember how people were hyped after p13 that fs would have good pacing

[south grove]

yea true

I mean

[nimble fiber]

I dont

[sterile stone]

But this has become a common occurance

[south grove]

unless you hate me that much kez

[sterile stone]

For me...

For some got damn reason

[grizzled aspen]

If you report tintin you a bitch tho frfr.

[spare talon]

[south grove]

then I'll be sad anyways

[dusky portal]

spread out and find the gay boy!

[nimble fiber]

argus they wanna bring u over to their side

[rocky nacelle]

eh

[frosty herald]

Lumii

[grizzled aspen]

Bruh he's right there @remote lark .

[south grove]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

might be a gunker night

[south grove]

booting up

[remote lark]

:(

[rocky nacelle]

u playing rn cole

[nimble fiber]

omg 39%

[sterile stone]

I'd rather live in Siberia

[spare talon]

im playing national geographic

[dusky portal]

Fuck is a gunker

[vernal terrace]

you worked for a swedish company you should know drop update and go on 4 month holiday twice a year is a nationally established tradition

[rocky nacelle]

stop farming normal board

[frosty herald]

Get off of his meat bro

[grizzled aspen]

Gun soyker.

[paper harness]

Funny who left before p13

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-optimus-prime-orion-pax-run-gif-11941670498158937418

[rocky nacelle]

i can ask argus how many times ive asked you to play with me

shut the fuck up

[paper harness]

When Paradox releases a product, they do not start making the next title within four months of launch

[sterile stone]

Damn Yam

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/son-goku-goku-dragon-ball-z-dbz-thumbs-up-gif-16663418

[sterile stone]

You gonna take that?

[frosty herald]

Well

He aint wrong

[rocky nacelle]

dumb bastard

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/super-janemba-janemba-demon-anime-fusion-reborn-gif-8745369643042905872

[sterile stone]

Ruined my instigation

[sterile stone]

Got damn Scandanavians

[frosty herald]

I have no enemies

[dusky portal]

do you want the method

[sterile stone]

Crease his jorts

[south grove]

@grizzled aspen I had 200 mg of vicodin in me earlier

[vernal terrace]

dorn dropping fatshark lore that isnt reported anywhere else online

[south grove]

it does not count

[grizzled aspen]

Doesn't count anyway because I was using psword.

Kinda can't keep up with psword in melee damage if the user has a brain.

[slender belfry]

Holla

[south grove]

russo likes painkillers

[grizzled aspen]

Though lots of it was overkill.

[south grove]

it's a pattern methinks

[rocky nacelle]

are they having a scoreboard mid off again

https://tenor.com/view/noob-squad-noob-gif-26071019

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-smoking-gif-19991272

[frosty herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1292603468497944698/RDT_20241005_190228553576971513151217.gif

[slender belfry]

Any brothar playing ?

[dusky portal]

thought it was viagra but yes me thinks there are patterns

Tired

[sterile stone]

Yams

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I'm in a game crashing competition and my opponent is tintin:

[sterile stone]

I'ma say this from my heart

You're my 2nd favorite npc

[south grove]

@paper harness explode

you would not survive a day in the moebian 6th

[rocky nacelle]

thanks for that dorn

[paper harness]

I can’t say that to you

[rocky nacelle]

more reasons why you need to be in the specimen folder

[dusky portal]

i didn’t save fast enough

[nimble fiber]

unsee juice pls

[obsidian prairie]

That wasn’t bad what

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-sus-xqc-xqcl-sus-sussy-gif-24382282

[frosty herald]

WDYM NPC

[frosty herald]

WE ARE LITERAY FRIEND

[sterile stone]

Nah

[south grove]

darktide is running as fast as frog

[dusky portal]

that’s a good image to drop unannounced mid talk

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[sterile stone]

Like if I had to rank you on a tier list Yams

You'd be like

A town vendor

I sell all my stuff to when I visit

[frosty herald]

Im gonna crash out

https://tenor.com/view/yv-yvxol-bruh-scream-bruhmoment-gif-26196685

[nimble fiber]

goated

[sterile stone]

[grizzled aspen]

I'm slow as fuck man that's pretty bad.

[dusky portal]

diplomacy has failed

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjaku-jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-brain-reveal-gif-10428395229234816075

I've unironically played with my stylus pad

so yea

[sterile stone]

Retail workers on black friday wanting to be like:

[remote lark]

8822995738

[dusky portal]

launch codes

[rocky nacelle]

i knew the furries were up to no good

[soft spindle]

ez nuke

[uneven galleon]

I'm going to sell fentanyl

[grizzled aspen]

It arms malice boy like an intercontinental furry missile.

[sterile stone]

It's time we send them all to Siberia

[grizzled aspen]

He gets sent to your house and makes you gay.

[south grove]

kys

[dusky portal]

Follow that gay missile

[south grove]

@remote lark

[paper harness]

Someone edit the last part out

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not ashamed about being slow.

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[south grove]

anyone have headset reccomendations

I might buy one

[remote lark]

i use focal elegias

:)

[grizzled aspen]

"What if instead of darktide it was jorktide and everybody jorked" - @soft spindle

[vast basin]

You need it to be a headset? Just get like Sennheiser headphones and a modmic

[uneven galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/geoff-stonks-stonks-only-go-up-gif-25112942

[sterile stone]

Are you poor?

[soft spindle]

They need to put me in lead of HR

[south grove]

I have money but I would like it to be cheap

[sterile stone]

Oh nvm then

I was gonna reccomend some really good buds

[dusky portal]

buy what you think is best 🙂

[sterile stone]

But they run at a minimum of $300

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/watermeljin-little-monkey-stare-headphones-gif-27590979

[remote lark]

@paper harness DORN GRUB DORN GRUB

[frosty herald]

Bros stalking

[dusky portal]

head set better blow me for 300-$

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-dow-gif-24856862

[grizzled aspen]

Ayo?

[rocky nacelle]

earbuds and a mic

real combo

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-sigmagrindset-sigmalife-alphamale-frioecalculista-gif-27007972

[sterile stone]

It comes with a case and some shit

Suppose to be really durable

And yada yada

Good sound

[dusky portal]

i need to hear and speak where’s the 300$ going

[dusky portal]

Ah

[sterile stone]

Lemme find them

[rocky nacelle]

into the audio dispensers

[remote lark]

razer blackshark for generic gaming headset
astros for couple hundred range
focals closed back headphones for 600-1k range

[grizzled aspen]

I use uhhhhh.

[remote lark]

or sennheiser

[dusky portal]

he’s using the gay headset ive heard about this

[grizzled aspen]

The fuck are these?

[soft spindle]

uhhh

umm

uhh

[grizzled aspen]

A10s

[soft spindle]

darkmtide

[sterile stone]

https://www.amazon.com/HiFiGo-Acoustic-Earphones-Balanced-Armature/dp/B0D3PPPJ9F

They're great if you have the money to shit

[dusky portal]

What the fuck am I looking at

4 reviews

Did you buy this

[rocky nacelle]

you drop one of those and lose it ggs

[sterile stone]

Fuck no lmao

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[dusky portal]

that shit is temu

[sterile stone]

Streamer who does ranked owns them

[frosty herald]

WHY WOULD YOU GET EARBUDS FOR GAMING

[sterile stone]

There's a cheaper version

[frosty herald]

ONSTEAD OF HEADPHONES

[dusky portal]

Streamers are not the brightest

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-goku-rage-anime-gif-17964707

[vernal terrace]

dont want that gamer line in your hair

[sterile stone]

I have a hearing sensitvity

[rocky nacelle]

earbuds + mic

better

[dusky portal]

im sorry

[sterile stone]

Plus the puff part of headphones makes my ears itchy

And my little shit of a dog likes chewing on headphones

[frosty herald]

The dent increases the size of your frontal lobe

[vernal terrace]

how did you get this picture of my ogryn

[dusky portal]

and he’s good as fuck at league ain’t he??

[nimble fiber]

of course give all the blame to the dog

[rocky nacelle]

blue yeti + earbuds carry

[sterile stone]

BRO

Look

[sterile stone]

I picked up my controller a few weeks ago

[dusky portal]

holy SHIT I WILL CRASH OUT ON BLUE YETI

[vast basin]

Ew blue yetis are like 15 years old now

[sterile stone]

And the little bastard pissed on my controller

[nimble fiber]

wtf

[rocky nacelle]

mogged

[dusky portal]

Args your house is chaos

[frosty herald]

Shit in that fuckers bed

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatd-huh-confused-lost-gif-13055027

[dusky portal]

Gonna have to side with yam on this

[nimble fiber]

yams u do this?

[nimble fiber]

shit in dogs beds

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[sterile stone]

Anyways the only reason I'm even on pc is cause my other dog pissed inside my ps4 and it fucking BRICKED the damn thing

[nimble fiber]

what the hell bro

what is it with your dogs pissing on your stuff

[sterile stone]

They don't respect boundries or property

[spare talon]

kez is almost the level of your zealot
how does that feel

[vernal terrace]

:3

[nimble fiber]

teach em

[rocky nacelle]

is that supposed to mean something

[sterile stone]

The face of evil

[nimble fiber]

take away their favorite toy or something

[spare talon]

@vernal terrace equip experience curios

overtake him

[rocky nacelle]

wont stop you from shitting everytime I join the game

[dusky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-dbz-gif-9742184

Piss flying everywhere while he spins

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752156106071081021/1293346734906413087/rapidsave.com_h47ly6dbudtd1.gif

[rocky nacelle]

also "almost"

is generous

[sterile stone]

I miss the lil fella

[rocky nacelle]

to say the least

[sterile stone]

He passed last year

We got a new dog

[nimble fiber]

rip

[sterile stone]

And for some reason

That's the one that's wrecking all my shit

[dusky portal]

Piss legacy

[nimble fiber]

your old dog send your new dog all the intel he needed

[frosty herald]

Is this ugly thing supposed to be a failed lab experiment?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-slap-kat-slap-slap-cat-cate-gif-7906458944533086715

[dusky portal]

You pee pee boy

[dusky portal]

pee pee boy got pee on his controller again 🫵

[sterile stone]

What

[rocky nacelle]

but i wanna play gunker

time to 30 second flamer a horde

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-dragon-ball-daima-burger-eating-gif-2938526388711699044

[placid fiber]

There we go... I beat estuary tubal in this rogue legacy 2 run... I pretty much full cleared the entire castle as well... I managed to almost get 100k gold, so far, with only +90% to go my gold gained <.<'

[obsidian prairie]

Time to open the silly door

[vernal terrace]

i hate these people want to buy new friends

[placid fiber]

I was originally a wizard, but, got my entire weapon, class talent, and spell swapped twice lol

[rocky nacelle]

no one wants to vc with the lgbt ally veteran

society

💅

[frosty herald]

Auric titles

You are both noobs

[frosty herald]

And suck at the game

[rocky nacelle]

i say thanks to people for carrying me

[vernal terrace]

normalise showing you ASS in public

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1173401290492100718/dtdontcare.gif

[rocky nacelle]

everytime I play with people using storm survivor

[placid fiber]

Dude... look at all of the relics I have rn lol

[dusky portal]

I’ll never get my ass

[spare talon]

put some clothes on whore

[rocky nacelle]

thx for the carry

i wish i can get auric storm survivor

: )

[placid fiber]

if I am counting correctly... I'm getting 19 stacks of 4% weapon damage from the war drums lol

[spare talon]

ill never get ass 😔

[rocky nacelle]

funny enough

I just got auric exemplar

literally yesterday

lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

I remember when war drum was per relic and not unique relic

And also baseline stronger

[dusky portal]

Cyber falcons arise

[spare talon]

thankfully i dont need it, not when i have ASS

[rocky nacelle]

now 100% megatwink

[dusky portal]

Coles got ass

[rocky nacelle]

cole is just ass

he sucks

[nimble fiber]

can we stop talking about cole's ass pls

[obsidian prairie]

What, getting excited?

[placid fiber]

Also: I am refilling my mana pool totally before I enter that door lol

I'm only gonna get ~60% from the door...

[paper harness]

@stone fern

[placid fiber]

Well... the relic currently says per unique relic. :/

Oh you said you remember when it was per relic

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/darkseid-zack-snyders-justice-league-granny-goddess-desaad-trinity-gif-24191890

[placid fiber]

I misread that lol

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah war drum used to be stronger

Somehow

[placid fiber]

Dude I'd be so op if it were 4% per relic, with how hard I abuse them lol

Welp time to die to the guy at the tree lol

[obsidian prairie]

I hope you brushed up on your fucking bible lore

[ornate bone]

Instead of EEPY

I have watched Citizen Kane

[dusky portal]

amazing

[ornate bone]

I actually was getting slightly distracted by the end, so I grabbed one of the crutches I'm using to imitate a gun's reload

Then the cockatoo jumpscare happened

I didn't get scared, mom ain't raised no bitch

[placid fiber]

Wait... I won... with my hyperion ring used and 16hp left... man that was intense lol...

[obsidian prairie]

Fun fact, you can do that but harder!

[placid fiber]

Welp, time to die to the king

[obsidian prairie]

Also, did I mention you need to get to fucking ng+ 8 or so to get the real ending?

[placid fiber]

Here I go xD

[dusky portal]

🫡

[placid fiber]

Wouldn't surprise me... even when I beat the king I plan to play ng+ and probably beyond

[sterile stone]

[dusky portal]

whats a measly 150 penance points..

[frosty herald]

Sterling do you play zzz

[placid fiber]

@obsidian prairie btw: this is how many attempts it took to get here lol

[obsidian prairie]

Took me longer by a small fraction (I played the game for at least 100 hours before that was added)

[ornate bone]

I am eepy, I always zzz

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-burnice-burnice-dance-gif-11379222240900404037

I expected nothing less

[ornate bone]

what is that

they seem to have having a BANGER RAVE

https://tenor.com/view/dance-uporot-brazil-gif-13264739

[frosty herald]

Does bro really not know zenless

[ornate bone]

The only zzz I know is eepy

[frosty herald]

Crazy

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stupid-slobber-the-bluetooth-device-is-ready-to-pair-gif-17323072743601828847

[placid fiber]

Somehow got to the 2nd phase before I got obliterated :/

[ornate bone]

And then like

I'm not familiar with movies from ye olde times, but Citizen Kane is impressively modern

Like, if I didn't know it was from an old as fuck dude, I'd have thought it maybe was someone passing a new movie off as an old one with effects and stuff

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/D1ddEy9Pm40?si=cZ84LfI33laGHh4K

[dusky portal]

no signs of life

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/meepy-drooling-kitty-cat-sleepy-sleeping-drool-tired-frogecchi-gif-18078553

[ornate bone]

Now to use my fabulous crutches to move myself to the bed so I can stop being EEPY

Sayonara and koninchiwa my foes

Whatever that means

[frosty herald]

Cats being so eepy they drool>

[obsidian prairie]

One of mine just does so while purring

Which is really annoying

[south grove]

don't clip the fucking clutch

dorn will flay me alive

[obsidian prairie]

Cause you’re petting him and suddenly your hand comes away wet and it’s super fucking gross

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin fucking dies, colorized.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[grizzled aspen]

Lowest melee damage as soyker, as it should be.

[south grove]

???

been like this for ~30 seconds now

[paper harness]

Such impressive gameplay

[south grove]

no I'm fine

it's jsut the inventory

lmao

[south grove]

it was mid

I looped around the section before the shower room and did a revive

that was the only notable thing that happened

oh and I killed a daemonhost with a 26% damage grey autopistol

that was kinda funny

[grizzled aspen]

Twice, I was quickscoped by snipers.

[south grove]

just crouch

it's not hard

I learned to crouch after watching that one dorn video

no more sniper shots eaten

[paper harness]

600 damage taken, frog taking 1k does not suprise me

[frosty herald]

Just slide

[south grove]

I did a clutch

but it wasn't impressive

I just looped around and back

[rocky nacelle]

if i didnt have to run to finish the mission i was getting 700k+ poop

[rocky nacelle]

was expecting more dmg from maelstrom builds though

[remote lark]

in all the time i've spent playing this game

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j5zfBhZnriSaf2OzY?invite=cr-MSxFMUEsMjE0MTU3ODUwLA

i've never been pressed this hard before

[grizzled aspen]

Pressed?

[remote lark]

3 minutes of absolute hell just to die to a trapper and like 1 enemy right at the end

[spare talon]

[remote lark]

degens

[rocky nacelle]

the greatest tragedies

never end in a bang

only in a fizzle

they wouldnt be tragedies otherwise

[spare talon]

what are these sfx im hearing

[rocky nacelle]

l4d2 levels of modding

(aka too much so its brain rot)

[frosty herald]

Are you dumb

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ultra-instinct-gif-13958783

[frosty herald]

Genuinely

You wanted to fight a daemonhost with a taxe

I have no words

[paper harness]

did he fail

[twin wagon]

Better taxe than evi

[frosty herald]

Only with the bolter

[rocky nacelle]

karmic justice happened shortly after

[twin wagon]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/350

Here brothers

[frosty herald]

Still a very dumb decision

[twin wagon]

this will help the pox hound issue

[rocky nacelle]

(the game spawned a horde event and bosses)

[rocky nacelle]

if you bolter magdump then just fight it with taxe

its pretty easy

[paper harness]

ew

[rocky nacelle]

taxe can just m1 it to death

you just dont stamina manage like an idiot and you'll be fine

[twin wagon]

Could just

Do the vaulty

And hope teamates can press m1 (rare occurance in pubs)

[frosty herald]

Realprices mod my beloved

[ornate bone]

Yo what's up my skibidi sigmas, toilet Sterling here

[ornate bone]

Today I found out that the so-called French people are, in fact, not part of English folklore, but a group of individuals residing in the country of France

I am shaken by this information

How would you cope with wendigos being real? Srs ansrs only pls

[twin wagon]

The moglords are fighting the rizzlords for beta gyat

[obsidian prairie]

Whose wendigo are we going with for this

[ornate bone]

Paradise's mom

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/wendigoon-live-reaction-very-pog-giants-munching-gif-26822814

[ornate bone]

Wendigoon, or as shortened by friends

Wendi

[dusky portal]

he lets me call him big W

[ornate bone]

I go by last names, so each time it's "good evening, Mr. Goon"

I need to keep a baseline of repect

Whatever that word means

[polar nexus]

@frozen ibex and i have 2 spots

interested?

[rocky nacelle]

EU servers?

[polar nexus]

yeah

but i don't mind playing us

i already play with Oce and 300 ping

[frozen ibex]

Can play us east.

[rocky nacelle]

well you're in luck gents im na-e

[frozen ibex]

130 ping is toleratable.

[polar nexus]

ok i don't know how to add you

i am a boomer

[rocky nacelle]

ill show it in a sec

[drifting wolf]

wander into a forest starve die and then pray i get selected to become a skin and bones zombie cannibal

[rocky nacelle]

press start, go to social menu press E

also my spacebar is gettin a bit jammy lammy might be time for a new keyboard soon

[polar nexus]

done

til i learned how to use social

[twin wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kiwami-goro-majima-gif-7479306398193761624

[dusky portal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[south grove]

idk how they died in the first section of oubilette

[dusky portal]

thank god ive never seen my name in these shame posts

they look like assholes

[south grove]

they're in strike party one rn

[dusky portal]

🗣️

[soft spindle]

Yeah ok tintin

Bro shot more barrels than anyone 😭

[south grove]

I like hurting people

[dusky portal]

hes after the tin

[grizzled aspen]

95% of damage taken is from tintin shooting barrels.

And flamer tanks.

[soft spindle]

I do like that I had 0 boss kills but I also had the most boss damage 😭

[remote lark]

i walked off an edge at full hp

😂

the one (1) section without a guard rail

[dusky portal]

we all forgive you

[elfin hull]

Anyone got a good thunder hammer build/guide? And which blessings for it ive got Thrust and one of the damage stacking ones but im noticing with thrust it doesnt speed up relative to attack speed? Like have 30% attack speed most of the time and thrust charge time is independent from it so feels like a waste?

[south grove]

space

I use space

moved jump to c

[potent gate]

That sounds cursed. Mine is mouse wheel down but that also feels kinda fucked

[dusky portal]

jump should be removed

its killed me more than its ever helped me

[potent gate]

If you can't jump, you also can't go over railings

Death by geometry

[dusky portal]

cant get over them janky things anyway

they cheese grate my ass cheeks on the bound most of the time anyway

[paper harness]

How are you regressing

[frosty herald]

Put frog clad tin and lumi into a havoc match

I wanna see the sheer fuckery

[south grove]

had to clutch again

I don't know how to properly do it

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-24900912

[rocky nacelle]

you play the game but without your team

thats it

[polar nexus]

breathe, move, breathe

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon

let me sabotage your soyker

the character that dies 2x as fast

than zealot

[spare talon]

you just made me get hit

[rocky nacelle]

🙂‍↕️

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[south grove]

my brain was gone this match

I'm way too tired

sorry for bad play this time

Imma have to log off now

gotta wake up in 3 hours

[remote lark]

:^)

[south grove]

very bad game for me

[grizzled aspen]

Only died twice because the rando vet had his thumb thoroughly shoved up his ass and wouldn't do pickups.

Didn't even free the other goons from nets.

[remote lark]

looks at tintin

[south grove]

it took this guy 7 seconds to walk 3 meters to free me

[remote lark]

tintin

[south grove]

I killed him after that

[remote lark]

i got trapped 5m away from you and you ran away

silence creature

[south grove]

I kinda forgot

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin is cooked.

Cut him some slack.

[south grove]

I don't have brain anymore

[remote lark]

5am darktide be like

[south grove]

should I roll for a 0 damage shredder for fun

[rocky nacelle]

"fun"

[south grove]

why not

I have everything I want already

5 perfect plasma guns

[rocky nacelle]

quit being a moron and go to sleep

[stone fern]

I was getting a hair cut

looks like shit

how the fuck do you mess up a fade that badly

[south grove]

time for sleep

[autumn gust]

beneficent emperor

witness these sick revolver shots

[rocky nacelle]

ds2 propaganda time

[stone fern]

you're pretty quick with the special cancelling

[autumn gust]

when the weapon switch doesnt exactly go through
so i end up whacking heretics with my revolver

[lone matrix]

which ds has best cleaving lights

[frosty herald]

Is a charged heavy 2 pokes back to back?

Or is it heavy light extremely fast

[lone matrix]

sharged heavy with special after

special is more for cc can interrupt ragers

[autumn gust]

is there anything more satisfying that doming dudes with the rashad

[rocky nacelle]

really?

guess it makes sense cause my special is on mouse4

[lone matrix]

same for me

[rocky nacelle]

heavy 1 is poke heavy 2 is diagonal overhead slash

on ds2

in the first video I was doing H1 special loop

in the 2nd video im doing H2 L1 loop

[frosty herald]

Ahh

Does the special come out that fast?

[rocky nacelle]

showcasing both sides of the ds2 in the same match

[lone matrix]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

yea its the same on ds4 pretty much

[frosty herald]

Hmmm

[lone matrix]

i like ds 4 more

but i do like you against maulers

[rocky nacelle]

i switched to 2 purely to be hipster cause dorn started using 5 and getting people to use it

and now I love ds2 more than ds4

funny how that works out

[lone matrix]

how is 2 and 5 lights compared to ds4

[rocky nacelle]

2 lights feel pretty damn good to me

[spare talon]

i think ds5 lights feel great

[rocky nacelle]

they mess shit up

[stone fern]

you can also use the special to spam lights quickly

[rocky nacelle]

I feel like ds2 lights might clear better than ds4 but it might be placebo from not using ds4 for a while before swapping marks

[stone fern]

but that meme is kinda useless outside of uncanny relentless strike

[rocky nacelle]

the only purpose to spam DS lights

is for moving faster

also I like the little gimmicks of the ds2

[frosty herald]

Rev it up with 2h chainaxe

[rocky nacelle]

attacks that end on the right link into H1 , and attacks that end on the left link into H2

so for horde clear you just H2 L1

[stone fern]

ah yes along side headtaker 2 handed force sword?

[rocky nacelle]

pretty good with thrust

[stone fern]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-cat-skate-funny-meme-gif-18666878

[frosty herald]

Yes yes now your understanding

Bladed momentum greatsword

[rocky nacelle]

and if you ever want a quick shortcut into stab heavy

you can just special

to reset into it

[stone fern]

never say that word around me ever again unless its mobian 26th mode

[frosty herald]

What if the stacks lasted 5 secs

[stone fern]

well if my grandmother had wheels

[lone matrix]

i ask if we can get a normal greatsword for zealot

[rocky nacelle]

also I think the reason im even better at special cancelling when using ds2 clad

[frosty herald]

Nah power greatsword

[rocky nacelle]

is because it actually fucks up if you dont special loop

so

[lone matrix]

that would be vet

[rocky nacelle]

probably more keyed in on it

[frosty herald]

How about both

[rocky nacelle]

it was pretty easy on ds4 but im like super aware of not fucking up heavy special loops on ds2

[lone matrix]

ds4 has only stabs as heavy

poke their eyes out

[rocky nacelle]

yop

ds2 with thrust/precog is great

feels perfect to me

[stone fern]

wait

can someone explain to my why ds4 detects crusher ass as a weakspot

[rocky nacelle]

[stone fern]

where am i getting the uncanny stacks from?

[lone matrix]

overhead light

[south folio]

presumably from the overhead lights and the special whenever the crusher is bent forward and aligning his head to your crosshair

[stone fern]

but im literally giving backshots

[south folio]

hitting the head hitbox has priority over non-head hitboxes so it counts as a weakspot hit

[stone fern]

ye

but that much prioritization?

[south folio]

yeah

[stone fern]

heavy sword 9 cant even hit mutie heads that well

[rocky nacelle]

mutie heads also just suck

🥜

[south folio]

maybe cuz the stab hitboxes come out quickly? sweeping attacks are usually better about this but it's really easy to finagle headshots from the back with stabs, assuming you're close enough

[stone fern]

yeah everything is a headshot except this

[rocky nacelle]

nice 1 shot

nice aim

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-scout-tf2-balls-gif-16390308937108692826

[south folio]

it seems reasonably plausible that wouldn't count as a weakspot hit

sucks but it happens

[runic rune]

Which brautogun is best for shouty?

[frosty herald]

WHAT

[stone fern]

u heard me

[frosty herald]

Your a true freak

[rocky nacelle]

yam cant super counter

dont say that

it scares him

[stone fern]

😭

[rocky nacelle]

😨

[nimble fiber]

yam calling other people freaky

[frosty herald]

This is also called

An apropriate response

[nimble fiber]

I dont know about that

[frosty herald]

Gotta make that dog learn

[stone fern]

also

pushes restack relentless strike

WHY

idk

[rocky nacelle]

play sparking later @frosty herald

i need to play super vegeta and babidi

fiending

[frosty herald]

Mannn

I wanted to do super vegeta and super trunks

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-super-vegeta-i'd-win-dbz-super-saiyan-gif-2239383979342381802

super vegeta has a funny ass command grab

and a super thats also a hitgrab/command grab

no brainer id play and love this character

[dusky portal]

one THING 🗣️🎙️

[paper harness]

https://youtu.be/7kKa9Cp-y-U i shidd out the content @spare talon

[spare talon]

NOOO THE ONE WHERE I SUCK ASS AT THE END

https://tenor.com/view/no-sad-frustrated-no-way-yell-gif-17334973

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/itve19-itve-hl2-half-life-in-the-end-gif-26248999

[paper harness]

got the gloriana uploading as well

[spare talon]

i recall doing a gloriana but i dont remember what actually happened in it

[paper harness]

completly equal stats

I was hammered

[spare talon]

i just remember the relay station one cuz of my performance and the lack of spawns

[silk jungle]

what's the best heavy sword atm?

i needa detox from duel sword

[wind dagger]

what if i get really weird with it and roll power maul/bistol

shock maul

w/e

[vernal terrace]

update trailer today please fatshark 🥺

[solar gorge]

i'd say it's down to preference

try them all to test the moveset

[vernal terrace]

dorn has downvoted my comment time to kill myself

[paper harness]

it is friday

strawhat is offline

[solar gorge]

trailer in a month

then fatsahrk goes in vacation for 2 months

then the update drops after a week of them coming back

[undone pewter]

They will be getting their vacation

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/combine-soldier-stare-staring-half-life-2-half-life-gif-16716673448938528931

[frosty herald]

Fat fart

Updat

NOW

[misty nova]

Down to preference
However
The mk9 is pretty popular and can use Deathblow pretty efficiently

[silk jungle]

yeah i think i used to use mk9 back in the day, i heard the mk7 is good

[rocky nacelle]

7/9 people talk about alot

i use both and both are good

ds2

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/anticitizen-one-down-anticitizen-freeman-gordon-gman-gif-4356637817404343361

[rocky nacelle]

ive got the perfect clip for clad

🙂‍↕️

[frosty herald]

The people in that thread have 0 braincells

Calls melee vet as worthless as ranged zealot

[solar gorge]

fatshark forum ?

[frosty herald]

Steam forums

[hearty nebula]

fartshart forum*

[solar gorge]

that's not even 1% of steam forum's power

they can do much worse

[hearty nebula]

they call it steam because it's just people blowing hot air up their own asses

:3c

truly, they should experience ego death

[rocky nacelle]

shaddap noob

[hearty nebula]

no u

noob!

mega noob!

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-fire-green-fire-cat-flamethrower-gif-5308853777486937153

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cat-sillly-bleh-gif-5818201130354939958

[vernal terrace]

i will now goto bed and pretend i worked until 4pm

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-glorpshit-amaryllei-gif-11210284859186783751

[stone fern]

its like 12 in the morning

[rocky nacelle]

im about to mog the fuck outta clad

[vernal terrace]

:3

[stone fern]

do it

u wont

[vernal terrace]

ye im tired

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-hl2-half-life-hl-citadel-gif-4592679806763799967

[stone fern]

fix your sleep schedule

NOW

[vernal terrace]

your just jealous you dont work from home

[stone fern]

jokes on you

[vernal terrace]

real

[stone fern]

i am 1) not home 2) not working

[rocky nacelle]

clad

post that dog clip again

[vernal terrace]

homeless neet clad

[stone fern]

i actually live in berlin central station

[vernal terrace]

sorry for your lose

place is a shitehole

[stone fern]

i play darktide by breaking into the storage center

[rocky nacelle]

clad fucking sucks

[solar gorge]

so you are german

[stone fern]

no

[solar gorge]

get out of berlin then

[vernal terrace]

wtf racism

[solar gorge]

i am cladist

yes

[stone fern]

im happy for your success

[stone fern]

already did

like 4 months ago

fucking shithole

[solar gorge]

now get out of germany

[stone fern]

i already did that jesus

[solar gorge]

now get out of europe

[stone fern]

no

[solar gorge]

i will find you

[stone fern]

germany sucks ass

[vernal terrace]

but actually racism

[stone fern]

i live in budapest

come fight me

[vernal terrace]

[stone fern]

like i was saying

germany sucks

berlin central bruh

[solar gorge]

you literally live in budapest

[stone fern]

yes

that goes to show how shit germany is doesnt it

someone willingly left germany to go to hungary

[solar gorge]

i think you might be mentally unwell

[stone fern]

yeah ookay buddy

[vernal terrace]

me personally i just wouldnt be hungry

[stone fern]

let me know when you have to move out of your parents house

lemme know about the housing market

[vernal terrace]

budapest if one of those cities with a bunch of pretty white buildings right

[solar gorge]

I am already in my own house

[vernal terrace]

or am i thinking of somewhere else

[stone fern]

and how did that happen?

[stone fern]

i mean that doesnt narrow it down

[vernal terrace]

ye its really is ALOT of places in eastern europe after WW2

but i find the building style so nice

[solar gorge]

I am not in Berlin mind you

[stone fern]

yeah my point stands functionally impossible to find housing and a decent job in any of the major cities in germany

[rocky nacelle]

id just build one

personally

noob

[stone fern]

most of my kraut friends have houses in their names that their parents baught 2845 years ago

housing market doesnt effect most germans now lmao

[solar gorge]

people will say this about every major city in any developed country

[vernal terrace]

its weird that its hard to get a job in germany cause

i know so many people in the UK

who graduated in the last few years

[stone fern]

"ja ich liven in my grandmas hause auf das strasse ja"

[vernal terrace]

and work remote for german companies

lol

[stone fern]

yeah remote

lets see you find a place in say berlin for under 1k

or a room even

[vernal terrace]

rent in the area i live in £700 a month maximum

but you can get like a 2 bedroom with a garden for like £500 pretty easily

i think ill stay in this little town

[rocky nacelle]

damn mf said a garden

[solar gorge]

it's pointless to live in capitals anyway

plenty of cheaper places in the periphery

[stone fern]

yeah and live in a small village in germany

where everyone marries their cousins

[solar gorge]

you said you live in budapest

[stone fern]

yeah

trust me my guy i lived in germany long enough to know exactly why it sucks ass

[solar gorge]

sure

[stone fern]

i spent TWO MONTHS emailing immigration offices in 3 different cities/embasses to tell them i was fucking off and never coming

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon heres how you dodge bursters noob

[stone fern]

no one responded

im still getting emails from TK and my bank "hi hi w-where are u pls respond"

[vernal terrace]

ye, you can run around, lie on the grass have a shed filled with stuff that you dont really know whats in it

bury your neighbour

its great

[rocky nacelle]

wait

[stone fern]

downfall of germany best day of my life

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-enbyzwithfun-black-guy-gif-20630301

[stone fern]

@rocky nacelle how much in utilties would you pay in the US for say a small room?

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-smoking-gif-19991272

[rocky nacelle]

depends on where ya live at

[paper harness]

3x

[solar gorge]

like in every country

shocking

[rocky nacelle]

right

[vernal terrace]

come north dorn

[paper harness]

Fuck no

I like Oxfordshire

[stone fern]

in general

[vernal terrace]

south does tend to be nicer

i lived near manchester for a bit, but went to university in scotland cause free tuition and currently live near edinburgh cause work is there

[stone fern]

i paid ~120 for a SMALL ROOM with nothing but a pc one light and a coffee machine

because the prices in electricity doubled after the war in ukraine

[solar gorge]

bro slept on the floor

[stone fern]

yeah like the average german pentioner

many of them couldnt heat their houses

after the rise in the costs of utilities

[vernal terrace]

if you ever get an offer of doing tech support for salford city council when you are 18 years old run away

[stone fern]

oh also

ALSO

[vernal terrace]

council workers especially teachers are fucking horrible

[stone fern]

german sausage sucks

it sucks ASSSSSS

hungarian sausage is better

idc

dont at me

[rocky nacelle]

you would be a sausage expert

[vernal terrace]

hungary is like KNOWN FOR SAUSAGES

id expect that

[solar gorge]

you are the CEO of delusions

[vernal terrace]

they are like sausage land

[solar gorge]

but i don't care

because i hate sausages

it's not good meat

[vernal terrace]

L

[stone fern]

nuh uhhhhhhhhhh

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-half-life-half-life-2-city-scanner-half-life-scanner-gif-8655262717385467628

[stone fern]

after we fight

ill cook you some good food

youll change your mind

[vernal terrace]

rat poison

[solar gorge]

i can beat you blindfolded with 1 leg amputated and arms tied

and then i'll cook you even better food

and not fucking sausages

[stone fern]

bro is helpless

[vernal terrace]

amputee fetish in zealot chat

weirdge

[lone matrix]

pushblock most often work

[harsh quartz]

is cleave or mobility the dump stat on evisc?

[stone fern]

why are you so pissy anyways?

[lone matrix]

polish are better

[solar gorge]

i could ask you the same

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[misty nova]

It's mobility
But dumping cleave won't hurt

[harsh quartz]

I foundd a 60% cleave is why I'm asking

I can keep sifting through shit

[stone fern]

im pissy i stayed in germany for 2 years

[stone fern]

poland is nice

i had some amazing

uhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhh

[misty nova]

No need, you'll be fine with 60% cleave

[stone fern]

ZUREK

YEAH

ZUREK

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

[frosty herald]

Hey

[stone fern]

fucking amazing

[frosty herald]

Your cooking that sausage upside down

[misty nova]

Since Cleave Target is more related to cleave and not cleave damage

[harsh quartz]

ah ok ty

[lone matrix]

zurek is not mine to be honest prefer red borsht

i live in germany but my parents came from poland

[stone fern]

@solar gorgehey man i would have stayed if germany was more respectful of my culture

[solar gorge]

sorry for that

there's fuckheads everywhere sadly

[stone fern]

shit

[solar gorge]

big cities sucks anyway

[stone fern]

i was baiting

[solar gorge]

I knew

[twin wagon]

Why evi bad

[stone fern]

evi bad.....

[mighty root]

It’s good but no mobility

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008291701766492210/1289949119800147981/doc_2024-09-29_16-21-27.gif

So bad