zealot-class

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[rocky nacelle]

oh i know that place

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah that's why I didn't mention the name.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/harold-kumar-goth-emo-college-mood-gif-12729287

wait what

that is NOT the gif i clicked

[grizzled aspen]

Yall would accuse me of being freaky but that's literally the name of the gas station.

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-genshin-genshin-meme-genshin-impact-characters-ajax-gif-24311810

there we go

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/freakshow-gif-20160607

[copper hawk]

I WANT THE DARK ANGELS PACK

I WANT TO SPEND MONEY !!!!

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-what-shake-head-gif-19547469

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove are you ready for me to part the fucking sea again to demolish a trapper that just so happened to be caught in my line of vision?

[copper hawk]

fake demon post

honestly u should be flogged for stealing it

[grizzled aspen]

Real shit, should I use skullcrusher instead of shred on my vet dclaw?

[paper harness]

What

Common frog take

[grizzled aspen]

Skullcrusher for parries and voc.

[paper harness]

Malice boy take

[south grove]

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.

[grizzled aspen]

Parries stagger ragers.

Free damage.

[rocky nacelle]

damn cica is a dorn grub now

hate to see it

[paper harness]

They die to parry anyway

[south grove]

demonpost 2

[grizzled aspen]

Man.

[paper harness]

Imagine gimping horde clear for pointless gains

[grizzled aspen]

Shit yourself, Dorn.

[paper harness]

IOD on a non crit build

[grizzled aspen]

Just for that, I'm putting chained deathblow on a heavy sword on my zealout.

[paper harness]

It can work however you are gimping horde clear for no reason

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber It's painful I tell you

Play of the game on the losing team

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I already hit dreg rager 1shots and that's the only thing that would even remotely concern me in melee.

[sterile stone]

[nimble fiber]

oh ye relatable

[grizzled aspen]

Headtaker isn't doing a whole lot otherwise.

[sterile stone]

The Krig 6 is fucking disgusting tho

[nimble fiber]

28%

[south grove]

I summon cicatrices

[grizzled aspen]

So 20% crit chance on weakspot kill with deathblow and IOD = infinite fotf spam with heavy sword.

This unironically makes more sense than running headtaker, imo.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/violinarurulove-black-cat-chey-chey-black-cat-black-cat-stare-gif-1271238383184697494

[grizzled aspen]

Cause, yknow, I'm unable to effectively kill maulers or crushers anyway.

[south grove]

I feel a bit tubby rn

finished like

[grizzled aspen]

Fat 🫵

[paper harness]

11k single hit

[south grove]

3 servings of sashimi

[paper harness]

Just proc duelist more idk

[nimble fiber]

argus why u even playing pvp alone in the first place

I know u were bored, but that bored?

[grizzled aspen]

I'd be doing even more damage with more crits with duellist...

[paper harness]

Not with hs

[grizzled aspen]

All I'm saying is, chained deathblow makes sense as an alternative to headtaker, IF you have IOD.

[paper harness]

Blud is ngmi to h40

[grizzled aspen]

Do it, coward.

[paper harness]

Joke modifier

Nothing spawns due to pox gas + bon spam

[south grove]

wuhdehell

[grizzled aspen]

Woah the random actually has good weapons.

This is wild.

Check his shotgun, full bore no respite agri.

[paper harness]

No uncanny bricked

Deci chad tho

[south grove]

uncanny is fun

I love uncanny

[grizzled aspen]

I pray his mechanical skill is good, though.

[paper harness]

3 people without mechanical skill in a lobby

[south grove]

piss

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-feels-yeah-cigarette-stressed-gif-4255768340084735693

[south grove]

I forgot how much I hate mk 5 IAG

[plush estuary]

I got a Darktide pub in my Vt mission

blew up on sienna 4 times within 2 min

[sterile stone]

Need 50 wins to be able to play ranked

Shit is painful

Team is winning by large margin

1/4 of the team just fucking quits for some reason

[nimble fiber]

u actually wanna do that 2 yourself huh

[steep hound]

LOL new mission with bonk stick is funny

[sterile stone]

I just need 10 ranked wins for the outfit I want man

JUST

10

[nimble fiber]

JUST

ye pretty much

[vague depot]

I don’t like the pvp

But the skins

[nimble fiber]

hows the outfit lookin

[dusky portal]

maybe 🫨

[frosty herald]

Ill get you that chest armor

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-daima-thumbs-up-buu-saga-dragon-ball-z-gif-986750228954689062

I need people to play wilds with

[nimble fiber]

won't para also play wilds?

[frosty herald]

Hes got like 12 peopld wanting to play with him

[nimble fiber]

lmao rip

[frosty herald]

Maybe i can convince cole to get it

[vague depot]

I wish I could play wilds

[sterile stone]

What's worse is I can't even flank

[paper harness]

Stop paying for an extra pixel of cleavage

[sterile stone]

Cause there's ALWAYS some dude just mantled in spawn

With a DMR

[nimble fiber]

lmao

need yourself someone to flank with

[sterile stone]

Some shit

It feels like I'm getting my balls twisted while being repeatedly punched in the mouth trying to get this shit done

[nimble fiber]

than

take a break lol

[sterile stone]

Im addicted to the kill streaks man

I'm an addict

[nimble fiber]

are u like good good or decent?

[vague depot]

It’s not just a single pixel dorn

She moves different too

You wouldn’t understand you don’t play these games

[jagged cradle]

I’d love to but I already have people I’m going to play with

[frosty herald]

Guh

[frozen kernel]

Mf where were you when the beta was out that weekend lol

[frosty herald]

Playing it...

[spare talon]

me vs a rando auric storm survivor

[frozen kernel]

My usual guys ran like 6 hunts total and it was like pulling teeth getting them back on

[spare talon]

this mf definitely bought his title

[frosty herald]

I killed rey dau 3 times

[frozen kernel]

I only got him twice. Once solo and once with the buddies

Super cool fight for an early monster, I’m hype to see what hi rank looks like

[sterile stone]

Apparently I'm decent enough to get put in lobbies with master prestiges

[vague depot]

On the bright side my friend got monster hunter world and wants to play it with me

[frosty herald]

I thought i was very rusty but only carted once in the beta

[frozen kernel]

I’m also just desperately craving a rath fight

I’m very upset about Glaive but I still enjoyed it for the most part

[nimble fiber]

I already know your lobbies r gonna be pain

[frosty herald]

The roster will be amazing

[sterile stone]

My overall k/d is a 1.25

So I'm above average

Apparentl the average K/D is .9 to 1

[frozen kernel]

I carted to the sand snake at one point because the healthbar is SO TINY and I just wasn’t paying attention to lance chip damage

[frosty herald]

I uhh

[frozen kernel]

None of the armors had guard on it

[south grove]

hey ainz, can I have ASS for $20????

[frosty herald]

Hit a hammer spin in a wrong spot and rey dau point blank shot me with a railgun

[frozen kernel]

ℱ

I also got railgunned coming out of midair once

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-dau-monster-hunter-rey-dau-monster-hunter-wilds-monhunwilds-mhwilds-gif-17919085122880163840

[frozen kernel]

The massacre of IG’s aerial is kinda criminal

[copper hawk]

@paper harness

i accomplished ur mission

i abandoned frog

[frozen kernel]

Cut it back sure, but shooting it in the back of the head was totally nuclear

[south grove]

remind me to never fucking use Vraks IAG again

this gun is for lobotomites

[median steeple]

@sullen forge @rocky nacelle

https://tenor.com/view/sharkboy-lavagirl-im-free-free-freedom-gif-27359921

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1306769696133222430/zombieland-saga.gif

[grizzled aspen]

My performance that match was absolutely pathetic.

Off to hang myself or something ig.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/suit-up-men-black-suit-gif-2421368187829713807

[spare talon]

seeing as how ive basically never toughned them in literal ages

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

[spare talon]

i played with the different heavy swords in the psyk again

i still cannot see how the mk9 is not the best

[rocky nacelle]

damn cica dorn grub arc 🤯

[spare talon]

it is the only one with a single target loop

[grizzled aspen]

Mk6 has single target loop.

Does better armor damage, too.

The issue is the h2 is fucking awful.

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/toletole-cat-toletolecat-running-cat-gif-6875883084176462958

[paper harness]

Why do you own one

[grizzled aspen]

It's an almost completely vertical uppercut.

[spare talon]

a single attack in its entire moveset doesnt count

[jagged cradle]

Yeah yeah I got gunner resist

[grizzled aspen]

???

[south grove]

I swapped agrip over

[grizzled aspen]

It's the exact same as the mk9???

[spare talon]

what are you smoking

[grizzled aspen]

H1 > special loop???

[south grove]

I forgot how the weapon works

I'm never swapping back to vraks

[copper hawk]

lol

[south grove]

bad weapon design

[dusky portal]

the king is tired take him to bed

[copper hawk]

im super eepy from bennies

still top scored,,

[median steeple]

we got lucky and only 2 amalgams spawned

[spare talon]

oh true
so it has the same thing the mk9 has
but still has a worse horde clear loop

oops!

[paper harness]

Horizontal lights

[grizzled aspen]

Yes that's what I was saying.

[median steeple]

round 35 is when we started the fight

[grizzled aspen]

Goofy ahh.

[dusky portal]

goofy ah meta

[spare talon]

was it you or cica that was saying mk9 was the best

[jagged cradle]

I still love the mk6 more

[paper harness]

Both really

The 7 is my baby

[south grove]

is there something w/ crits on vraks

it crits so fucking much

I hate it

[grizzled aspen]

It has better crit strings iirc.

Or a higher base crit chance, I don't remember.

[south grove]

I will now play 5 shredder pistol games to redeem myself

[paper harness]

Frog trash

Shocker

[copper hawk]

me

for me it's the best

[dusky portal]

now that’s a true penance

[copper hawk]

amazing horde clear

okay swing speed w frenzy

[copper hawk]

lots of damage

[nimble fiber]

[copper hawk]

lots of single target damage

i also run a silly build w the 9

[grizzled aspen]

I did say I performed pathetically that match.

I have no idea why.

[dusky portal]

idk why people hate the shred pistol it does what it says

[paper harness]

That’s how I feel when I take damage once

[dusky portal]

point blank uzi

[grizzled aspen]

It does like 2 damage.

Fucking abysmal.

[south grove]

it takes half the mag to kill a dreg bruiser

[grizzled aspen]

^

[dusky portal]

on my momma I can do it

[rocky nacelle]

damn

lucky

[nimble fiber]

proof

[dusky portal]

ill post results some time you’ll see punk boys

[nimble fiber]

nah actually Idc lmao

[spare talon]

im not not taking throwing knives

sorry!

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-megatronus-orion-pax-d-16-gif-1212958912190315010

[paper harness]

Tannerite recon vet

[nimble fiber]

33%

[spare talon]

there is nothing to hate about recon itself
it is the hands of the average person who uses it

[paper harness]

Mag dumping hordes

Still mogged by me and burger while I was shitposting in here lmao

[obsidian prairie]

That’s basically a mathematical impossibility, neat

[paper harness]

[dusky portal]

gonna make a dodge only build

[sterile stone]

Bruh

I'm playing on American difficulty on zombies

They can't read

Or do basic math

The education system has failed our people

These grown ass men looked at the number 8

[nimble fiber]

ay at least u stopped playing pvp I guess

[sterile stone]

And said

Why we on round 1

[dusky portal]

hey there’s a lot going on

get confused

kinda looks like an 8 if it flattened

[nimble fiber]

no

[obsidian prairie]

Or they are just drunk/high as shit

[nimble fiber]

light weights

[dusky portal]

peril nuked mind of the cart playing auric maelstrom and not knowing how you got to a victory screen

now that’s a friday

open chat to see what was said in the mission but very quickly close it once you see

it’s great

[rocky nacelle]

bagoongaguunga

[dusky portal]

i mean and there you have it

[south grove]

I can't feel my hands again

the invention of painkillers and its consequences has been a disaster for my motor skills

[dusky portal]

painkillers > motor skills

[spare talon]

play darktide with eye tracking software

ez

[dusky portal]

chrome up choom

it’s time to play the game

[paper harness]

Think people would go insane if I had eye tracking

Just like if I showed by apm

[spare talon]

can this event end already
i want to stop quickplaying into fucking burgle spam

like its not an issue but its just
i dont want to fight them

i really dont

[south grove]

I don't have the brainpower anymore

[obsidian prairie]

Play glugger

[nimble fiber]

understandable

[spare talon]

no

[south grove]

I can only press w and m1

[spare talon]

i refuse to play gunlugger

[obsidian prairie]

I folded for my last two-three matches

It was therapeutic

[obsidian prairie]

Where even is this guy from

[vernal terrace]

Bad player

[spare talon]

ok mr focus target buffed krak grenades

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-drive-flip-gif-5480671772097000575

[vernal terrace]

I haven’t used that build in atleast 2 days

And it currently doesn’t have buffed grenades on it

[obsidian prairie]

I meant smiles but ok

[vernal terrace]

🤓

[obsidian prairie]

Silly gif will keep

[paper harness]

KnB

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1306769696133222430/zombieland-saga.gif

[copper hawk]

lmfao

this sounds familiar

2day is a sad day for a grubgrub..

[grizzled aspen]

I am noticing that my performance with plasma directly correlates to how good my teammates are.

[south grove]

I can't feel my brain right now

I need 2 more red bulls

[copper hawk]

u can never feel ur brain silly

[grizzled aspen]

If my teammates are good, my performance will be poor, because theres less elites and specialists for me to murder.

[copper hawk]

there's no sensory neurons in ur brain

[south grove]

I can't deal with painkillers

[south grove]

ok mr med student

let's go get your pain meds

[grizzled aspen]

You need to go to sleep.

Not more energy drinks.

[south grove]

I slept fine yesterday

7 hours

[grizzled aspen]

Yesterday being the key word there.

Have you slept at all today?

[south grove]

I took a nap too

one and a half hours

my brain is just

frying itself right now

[dusky portal]

give him a sec it’s been 2 hours

[grizzled aspen]

I need to go back to bed.

I have work at 10am and its almost 3am.

[south grove]

I have lecture work to do!

and my shelves to organise

I tripped on my scalpel box yesterday

[obsidian prairie]

Death

[obsidian prairie]

Peak player

[spare talon]

[copper hawk]

Sneeb

[lone matrix]

if jekyll is like this how is hide then

[copper hawk]

Hyde*

Astaghfirullah

[south grove]

I don't like this guy

his face is unpleasant

[south grove]

it took me a whole mag to kill a scab gunner with duelist procced

I hope you know that

[spare talon]

[south grove]

I like this guy

his face is pleasant

[spare talon]

its the sAME GUY

[south grove]

nuh uh

[obsidian prairie]

Forget what he did

[south grove]

why isn't he summoning belial

the other guy is summoning belial

[dusky portal]

ill be safe

[south grove]

you wont

[grizzled aspen]

You just have a box of those lying around???

[south grove]

I would like 1 pancreas (one) please

[south grove]

yea?

[grizzled aspen]

That's wild.

Med student moment.

[dusky portal]

it’s a genestealer kill it

[obsidian prairie]

They are a pretty common drop from most health adults

[south grove]

not even for med students

I just have a box because someone left it at my house

[grizzled aspen]

Step 1, find a healthy adult. (you will never get past this step)

[south grove]

and when I called her back she said to keep it

[grizzled aspen]

(all adults have poor health)

[south grove]

wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin has a lady friend that just has a box of scalpels.

[south grove]

the psych ward keeps them nice and healthy

[grizzled aspen]

And he has her number.

Imagine.

[dusky portal]

mmmm

[south grove]

It's perfectly normal

methinks

[grizzled aspen]

Dude.

That isn't normal.

[south grove]

everyone should keep a box of scalpels in their house

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody just has a box of scalpels.

[south grove]

what if there's some organs that needs harvesting

[grizzled aspen]

She is definitely crazy in some fashion.

[south grove]

what would you do then

[grizzled aspen]

Idfk, maybe take her on a date?

Seems like my type of crazy.

[south grove]

we're platonic

at least I think so

I really do hope so

[grizzled aspen]

Are you platonic or are you dense?

[obsidian prairie]

Both

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-huh-hugh-laurie-gif-5750615313035362070

[south grove]

she's not my type

a bit too psychotic

[grizzled aspen]

What kind of man isn't into crazy?

[dusky portal]

no shit

[south grove]

yk how I have everything sterilised right

she has everything everything sterilised

it's actually kinda concerning sometimes

[grizzled aspen]

Man, Tintin is fumbling this chick hard.

Imagine.

[south grove]

I would like one pancreas (1) please

[rocky nacelle]

frog seems to be projecting after his co worker fiasco

now he wishes to live his dreams through noobnoob

lol

[spare talon]

i decided to change my name to link the name to my zealot
that way people can harrass me after seeing me in game being a dipshit

[dusky portal]

hey it’s that dipshit

[spare talon]

yup

thats me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[grizzled aspen]

???

[dusky portal]

Jesus Christ that terrified me

[rocky nacelle]

you owe me that 3veg gloriana

[south grove]

is your zealot cole now

I can't read now

[rocky nacelle]

you could never read

noob

[south grove]

I'm barely awake and about to crash out

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/211203478284926976/1128839588069253153/weeeez_.gif

[south grove]

this is true

[rocky nacelle]

does this guy use a gun

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin is slowly vegetabalizing himself.

[rocky nacelle]

he should possess a gun

and shoot someone

[obsidian prairie]

Now he just needs to pickle a little

[dusky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-kray-calm-down-legend-tom-hardy-chill-gif-11676417

[spare talon]

hes fucking dead

[south grove]

terrible idea

[rocky nacelle]

not you

[dusky portal]

I got a gun

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-ghost-trick-ghost-trick-yomiel-lynne-gif-5618139605695596860

[rocky nacelle]

noob

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-satan-scream-satanic-lebron-gif-13791058117682753361

[rocky nacelle]

i know that

he should transform into a gun though

[dusky portal]

wasn’t there a darktide lebron edit

[spare talon]

thats not one of his Ghost Tricks™️

[rocky nacelle]

ah

ghost scrub

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-kusti-cat-orange-gif-11284034091988037816

[rocky nacelle]

what are his ghost tricks

[south grove]

ecuddle vc

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn really calls me a gay furry and is literally sitting in a call with just malice boy.

[spare talon]

he can ghost
then he can trick

[grizzled aspen]

Imagine.

[rocky nacelle]

how many times has dorn proven hes a hypocrite noob

[dusky portal]

Ty bby

[grizzled aspen]

This is a valid retort.

[dusky portal]

Malice boy 😭😭😭

[south grove]

@vernal terrace I think you won

[craggy python]

malice boy is wild

[rocky nacelle]

wtf danny phantom

i think

[spare talon]

para

[south grove]

idk actually

nvm

[rocky nacelle]

cole

[spare talon]

just play ghost trick

theres literally a demo

[nimble fiber]

I can also do a ghost

[spare talon]

for free

[rocky nacelle]

just bought anger foot

cant

[spare talon]

go do it now

[rocky nacelle]

💢 👟

[south grove]

epic_coke, coke enthusiast

[spare talon]

the demo is FREE PARA

DO IT NOW

I WILL FIND YOU

[rocky nacelle]

but its not installed

anger foot is installed

[spare talon]

I WILL GHOST YOU

[rocky nacelle]

ok

[spare talon]

AND I WILL TRICK YOU

[rocky nacelle]

then ill trick you

[south grove]

WATCH BLADE RUNNER

NOW

[dusky portal]

they’re just naming shit anything

[rocky nacelle]

you dont want me to find you buddy

im gonna dark tide you

[south grove]

WATCH BLADE RUNNER WATCH BLADE RUNNER WATCH BLADE RUNNER WATCH BLADE RUNNER

[lean cairn]

Blade runner is mid

[south grove]

cole when he said he'll watch blade runner (he never will)

[south grove]

it's mid yea

but watch the fucking movie

idc what you say

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-ghost-trick-it-is-easy-ez-lamp-gif-8313330463692176057

[rocky nacelle]

watch how hard im gonna darktide when havoc drops

[south grove]

how hard is your tidings?

[vernal terrace]

?

[south grove]

idk

I think I took one too many tablets

[spare talon]

tintin is having a mental shutdown

[south grove]

this is true

[south grove]

save me

by watching blade runner

[grizzled aspen]

He is turning into a vegetable.

Wallahi, he is finished.

[spare talon]

ill watch blade runner when para plays ghost trick

[obsidian prairie]

(Never)

[rocky nacelle]

cole

post board

so i dont waste my time getting on

[grizzled aspen]

Now do I drink another coffee and stay awake or do I go to sleep?

[south grove]

I think I'll take some naloxone

I can stay alive by taking drugs

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[dusky portal]

tintin about to pass out onto his comically large box of scalpels

[spare talon]

start installing the demo then i will

[rocky nacelle]

no way

steam discussions good tonite

[grizzled aspen]

I think with how my legs feel I will go to sleep.

[rocky nacelle]

first 2 replies

[spare talon]

killing myself

[south grove]

what the maelstrom

[spare talon]

bad

[rocky nacelle]

😂

[dusky portal]

tanner

[south grove]

awww

[rocky nacelle]

try unsubscribing from t*nner

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/black-suit-up-classy-gif-26785723

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/how-you-felt-how-they-felt-devil-dog-dog-mask-dog-in-mask-gif-23467335

[south grove]

don't open my bio

[frosty herald]

Me and para when we que up for a havoc 30 game

[south grove]

isn't this identical to that one zealot cosmetic

[rocky nacelle]

ive noticed alot

but this entire week

[south grove]

I swear I'm not tweaking on this one

[dusky portal]

Where’s my super fans tf

[rocky nacelle]

the game loves mutated horrors on smelter complex

dont know why

[vernal terrace]

slugs like the heat

[spare talon]

you think youre getting that high?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-fruit-of-might-dragon-ball-dbz-saiyan-gif-5390471361082405071

[dusky portal]

I like this

[autumn vector]

At the risk of wasting more ordo

Im still good dump stating damage on flamer yea?

[spare talon]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

hold on before i get on shart tide

im going to read this amazing steam discussion

[dusky portal]

Why do people talk on there

They have to know

[south grove]

his face is very pleasant

I wish to be friends with him

[frosty herald]

Shit eating grin

[spare talon]

i like how OP had the right idea and how its literally meta as fuck (but the mk5 is the based option)

[dusky portal]

there’s a line, you know

[rocky nacelle]

wrong way to spell DS2

[spare talon]

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

[rocky nacelle]

dumbass

[south grove]

I'm not gonna do lines

lines are bad for you

[rocky nacelle]

ds2 is the real based option

ds5 sucks because dorn recommends it

simple as

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1306769696133222430/zombieland-saga.gif

[vernal terrace]

this is so me

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-what-shake-head-gif-19547469

[autumn vector]

They gotta be trolling

[paper harness]

Maybe you just suck

[autumn vector]

Right

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[paper harness]

Plasmoid

[ember yew]

[autumn vector]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-stupid-brainlet-wojak-meme-gif-17170021

[vernal terrace]

whenever i read darktide opinions hell even outside of this channel

i sit and ask myself

[rocky nacelle]

both you and cole were smited for attempting to use plasma by the game itself

🤫

[vernal terrace]

are me and these people playing the same game

[dusky portal]

no

[grizzled aspen]

I was meaning like plasma does elite and specialist hunting well, but if my teammates are actually worth their salt, there's no point in bringing it because they stay on top of those two issues.

[autumn vector]

Youtube is a dark scary place

there is a few sources there that are ok....

and then

[grizzled aspen]

Drawing and firing plasma is slower than Cica dropping a trapper with a tknife.

[autumn vector]

there is complete misinformation videos

[vernal terrace]

no like even general chat, reddit, steam forums, youtube

[rocky nacelle]

yea any zealot with a front lobe

[vernal terrace]

darktide forums

[rocky nacelle]

will be faster than a plasma

[vernal terrace]

ALL OF THEM ARE SO BAD

[rocky nacelle]

using tknives

[vernal terrace]

and its like no one knows anything

[south grove]

swap plasma and helbore draw speed

it's a good way to balance it

[nimble fiber]

darktide is kinda unique in that matter

[dusky portal]

because the game doesn’t have a set meta and they can’t fucking stand it and need to fight

[autumn vector]

Darktide Reddit. Where Flesh Tear/Lacerate are still meta on knife

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

this discussion is so good

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[dusky portal]

vet chat made the word ‘viable’ nauseating

[rocky nacelle]

I think vet chat would make the word "breakpoints" annoying

I hear they toss that around alot

[dusky portal]

also it’s important to note, we are older

[south grove]

I think last time I was there I saw a stealth ds4 plasma build

[dusky portal]

these are probably kids

[paper harness]

frog is a bottom confirmed by malice boy

[rocky nacelle]

they arent

[nimble fiber]

we old

[south grove]

tintin mentioned

[grizzled aspen]

???

He wishes.

[dusky portal]

14-17 are the majority of game players

[south grove]

I am still in the age range

fuck

[dusky portal]

if I was a kid I’d be asking these dumbass questions

[grizzled aspen]

That's it I'm getting up.

[frosty herald]

I had to drop some truth into that thread cole

[dusky portal]

monarch mentioned

[frosty herald]

I had to educate these fools

[spare talon]

dorn is probably going to demonpost me for this but
bolter is good for everything
sniping, elite clear, boss damage/priming for melee, and even horde clear if you need it in a pinch (if you really need those 30 poxwalkers gone in 2 seconds you can totally do that cuz your duelling sword certainly isnt)

[ember yew]

what's clowncar, crushers pack?

[frosty herald]

Bolter is hands down the most verstile weapon yeah

[candid shuttle]

I want more pistol variants tbh

[rocky nacelle]

me when dorn doesnt approve of what im using

😱

who cares

[candid shuttle]

I want Hand Flamers and Plasma Pistols

[south grove]

no

no plasma pistol

god

[spare talon]

its cuz i had the audacity of saying "gun for horde clear" on zealot

[south grove]

the horror

[dusky portal]

I call that sudden pox hordes

[candid shuttle]

1984

[frosty herald]

Bolter is a hordeclear weapon

[rocky nacelle]

dorn has a running meme about him running out of ammo on zealot, what are you exactly going on about cole

[spare talon]

which many people would still recoil at the thought

[candid shuttle]

Hand Flameers tho?

[south grove]

they made bolt pistol all human class

[spare talon]

yeah true

[rocky nacelle]

if anyone fucking sucks at ammo economy on zealot

ITS DORN

lmfao

[south grove]

and with this philosophy all pistols would be all human class

[spare talon]

dorn i know youre here

post the sticker

[ember yew]

Sadly due to that plasma idiots was replaced with bolters idiots. I'm seeing a lot of people just magdumping bolter into anything and then running around screaming ammo.

[dusky portal]

ever seen clowns comically leave the car? That but the sudden door behind you opening
Clowncar

[south grove]

now there'd be plasma pistols everywhere

[spare talon]

it has so so so much cleave

[south grove]

smyker plasma

holy fuck

[spare talon]

like you need 5 shots at most to remove most of the horde

its so free

[candid shuttle]

Ogryn sized power fist

[south grove]

stealth zealot plasma

like no

[paper harness]

Cole you should see my h40 ready bistol

[south grove]

that is terrible

[obsidian prairie]

No AOA limiter?

[frosty herald]

We shouls force dorn to melee only scabs

[paper harness]

Forcing bps

[spare talon]

lemme look at blessings and see what i think it might be

[rocky nacelle]

if you dont mag blast hordes with a bolter you aren't using it right, and if you dont 30 second bong rip with everlasting flames crit flamer on zealot you aren't doing it right either

[dusky portal]

We should attack dorn

[paper harness]

Not at

[south grove]

no

[paper harness]

One shot bp on gunners

[obsidian prairie]

Lame

[paper harness]

I haven’t slept yet

[candid shuttle]

Yeah started to learn on bolter vet I can just tap the mouse thrice and the horde becomes thinner than shade paint

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-hazen-audel-a-larvae-lunch-primal-survivor-protein-gif-19207478

[rocky nacelle]

agreed but you must fight his grub army first

[spare talon]

its not surg deadly is it, i doubt youd waste the time on surgical in havoc

[dusky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/handgun-pistol-put-gun-on-window-sill-put-gun-down-breaking-bad-gif-15190651

[paper harness]

I woke up 22 hours ago

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touching-grass-destiny-2-destiny-gif-9101972418909821881

[candid shuttle]

I don't fancy using Heavy attacks on my Thammer

[nimble fiber]

can we blow smoke at them

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-gif-19985270

[paper harness]

Puncture surgical

[spare talon]

bruh

[paper harness]

When I can crit I can

[spare talon]

with unarmored and flak?

[paper harness]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

Dorn all nighter

[candid shuttle]

I use Light attacks on my Thammer to kill specials and elites and heavy to clear hordes

[grizzled aspen]

Bro is not getting ANY thrust value.

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle my laspistol for havoc is flak unarmored ghost dumdum

[south grove]

send me the post link

[paper harness]

That’s not even the worst combo I have come up with cole

[rocky nacelle]

what the fuck are we making pre havoc loadouts or something

what are you guys talking about havoc 4

[south grove]

I'm gonna finally have a pancreas donor

[spare talon]

[ember yew]

well, hordes - yes, rashad is x3 better, but ragers and friends go out with just one HS poke from DS

[candid shuttle]

I'm still learning Thammer

[rocky nacelle]

im not that autistic enough to make pre havoc loadouts

yall got that

[frosty herald]

Im atill gonna use my puncture shattering bolter

[dusky portal]

i always think ‘who the fuck asked’

[frosty herald]

Also cole you dog

You did it you actually did it

[paper harness]

I did well with my hammerblow slaughterer crusher

[frosty herald]

You got into havoc before me

[spare talon]

youre gonna see me saying this a lot
this guy is in for a reality check

[paper harness]

I got reality checked hard

[rocky nacelle]

i dont know how to get into havoc but guess ill get into it

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza4-tower-group-gif-21986704

[dusky portal]

youve already ruined that image dorn

[frosty herald]

The gang gearing up for havoc 40

[rocky nacelle]

only people with an ego can get reality checked

scrubs

[south grove]

I left furnitures on my bed so I won't sleep

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/todo-aoi-todo-bruh-ping-pong-table-tennis-gif-11193322147763516631

[south grove]

why am I this way

[nimble fiber]

snail

[south grove]

now I have to assemble the ikea furnitures before going to bed

[rocky nacelle]

wait

wait

why is he in this thread

LOL

[paper harness]

Accent is a turn off

[dusky portal]

first jake was ominous

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAO

[sterile stone]

@nimble fiber Carried a bunch of low levels to wave 30 then dipped

[frosty herald]

Bro got clown reacted twice

[sterile stone]

I know they're gonna die to vermin

But that ain't my problem

[spare talon]

lmao

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/macready-the-thing-gif-4874951598181903328

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[south grove]

HEADHUNTER ISN'T BAD

[dusky portal]

i could never fight in steam discussions for darktide ooo lord

[paper harness]

I spoke with him today

[obsidian prairie]

Does he name search or something

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/the-good-doctor-shaun-murphy-freddie-highmore-i-am-a-surgeon-surgeon-gif-10294805566573567111

[nimble fiber]

u got them this far

[vast basin]

Dclaw bad? Wut

[rocky nacelle]

i wouldnt doubt it, we might have someone like that in this chat too

[nimble fiber]

37% btw

[sterile stone]

I dead ass carried them to 30

By myself

[south grove]

about what

[sterile stone]

Cause the other guy on the team dipped

[dusky portal]

👀

[nimble fiber]

how much did they die

[sterile stone]

Each?

Over 10+ downs on both

[rocky nacelle]

the irony

in this image

[nimble fiber]

god damn

[paper harness]

Jtc

[rocky nacelle]

its a bit much

[frosty herald]

0 self awareness

[candid shuttle]

What the fuck is happenimg

Darktide Drama

[paper harness]

I don’t need to search my name, I have grubs who are always active

[ember yew]

also this looks extremely funny since Tanner is usually the one insulting people

[south grove]

the washed vermintide player?

[sterile stone]

Shitting on another person

[south grove]

or smth

[paper harness]

[paper harness]

Apt description

[rocky nacelle]

you are an ainz grub

[sterile stone]

It use to be Claeystetics but fuck knows where he scuttled off to

[rocky nacelle]

you will not be lying

[south grove]

isn't there a zealot chat iceberg somewhere

[rocky nacelle]

no

[south grove]

and I'm labeled under "cole skinwalker"

[autumn vector]

eh...

[rocky nacelle]

theres a darktide tuber dorn tierlist

[sterile stone]

[paper harness]

Tintin

[south grove]

iceber

[frosty herald]

Im labeled as best playar evor

[autumn vector]

Claey had some uh....

[south grove]

I cannae speak

[rocky nacelle]

biggest noob ever

[autumn vector]

Politely said interesting takes

[dusky portal]

nice try

[rocky nacelle]

cant fight bojack

[vast basin]

I hope I'm not on that list

[frosty herald]

Your a goon

[sterile stone]

Yams ngl it is a bit weird to see not a single person here from before

Except you

[south grove]

I'm sorry

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-movie-bojack-gif-15147524391703658844

[south grove]

idk what I did even

[sterile stone]

Everyone really did abandon this game

[south grove]

but I probably deserve it

[frosty herald]

I have a permanent spot here

[dusky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[frosty herald]

The rest of the people just left

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/bojack-sparking-zero-dragon-ball-cosmic-bomber-dragonball-gif-17728473182241692755

[sterile stone]

You and Ciaphas are like the only two og people I know who still hang here

[dusky portal]

HES COMING!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

@rocky nacelle I am ds2 pilled now.

[south grove]

I have no brain but I must think

[rocky nacelle]

what sold you on it

[nimble fiber]

what about jawa

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cooler-sparking-zero-dragon-ball-supernova-dragonball-gif-12630132056173974346

[grizzled aspen]

Crusher 2shot but I can actually horde clear if need be.

[nimble fiber]

isn't he og?

[rocky nacelle]

it can crusher 1 shot

lol

[sterile stone]

I don't think Jawa was here before everyone migrated to zealot

[south grove]

kez is here to torment me

run

[rocky nacelle]

cooler should be 5 so I can have him in a 4 stack team

smh

[sterile stone]

Cause we all really started out in Vet chat

[grizzled aspen]

Well yeah but I don't want to run thrust on it.

[sterile stone]

Vin was there too

[vernal terrace]

this isnt true at all, i cant find the actual chart for international figures but your "average" gamer who makes up the majority is in his early 30s from what i recall from it

[nimble fiber]

oh rip

[autumn vector]

Everyone ends up in zealot chat

[frosty herald]

Super vegeta super trunks and ssj grade 2 goku

[south grove]

I think russo means average darktide player

[dusky portal]

suppose so

[sterile stone]

Ngl when I came back I was surprised by how absolutely dead vet chat was

[south grove]

idk tho

[rocky nacelle]

its about time you started running it, i said it was based

[nimble fiber]

I got here on the start of a new era I guess

[south grove]

brain fried

[dusky portal]

tintin im fried

[rocky nacelle]

thrust on the H2 makes my combo counters jump from like +3 to +13

[sterile stone]

Bro you missed this server around launch

[rocky nacelle]

its fire

[sterile stone]

This place was sooo fucking hectic

[frosty herald]

You dodged a bullet when you got kicked from that server

[nimble fiber]

I read some things from before

[sterile stone]

Which one

[nimble fiber]

and im happy that I missed it

[sterile stone]

I've been kicked from a few servers

[south grove]

before we fry you can you donate your body to science

[sterile stone]

[rocky nacelle]

also ds2 can just L1 spam hordes

its kinda funny

[autumn vector]

Ogryn chat is kind of dead to

[rocky nacelle]

but H2 looping is really good

[frosty herald]

Imperium

[autumn vector]

I dont see Puri Puri anywhere

[sterile stone]

Brooooo

So we would all just be chilling right

And some bozo would come in

And make a looong ass essay

Making death threats to the devs

Out of fucking nowhere

[nimble fiber]

u mean uhm what was his name

[autumn vector]

Lazor and Tiny crab dont seem to be around but tiny beeh gone for ages

[frosty herald]

111111 build

[grizzled aspen]

@rocky nacelle flak maniac thrust riposte?

[sterile stone]

And this shit went on for like a month

[spare talon]

(i do but thats a habit out of paranoia from other servers that i havent broken )

[nimble fiber]

wtf

[sterile stone]

Ohhhh

[dusky portal]

just don’t touch the hair

[sterile stone]

Contrazoid bruh

[vernal terrace]

hope hedge is happier where ever he went

[sterile stone]

Omg

[vernal terrace]

he didnt deserve the shit he got lol

[nimble fiber]

bruh

[sterile stone]

I wonder what Contra is up to

[nimble fiber]

I wamted 2 name drop

[sterile stone]

Mr.Anime monologue himself

[nimble fiber]

bit didn't and u just did

cause I witnessed him a bit when I got here

[spare talon]

overkill indicates a bad player

[sterile stone]

Bro Contra was one hell of a person

[rocky nacelle]

flak unyld thrust precog

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[paper harness]

Crab abandoned FS

[grizzled aspen]

Why unyielding?

[sterile stone]

Bro dedicated his entire personality to being a Eviscerator user

shit was wild

[ember yew]

cant help its DS

[south grove]

Alright so like I’m just gonna say it.

The people in here think it’s their own personal play-place and not a public discord channel. Half y’all motherfuckers cannot tolerate anyone who dosent bend over and suck you off. Seriously, yall don’t want anyone new to talk and try to be chill with y’all, go make your own discord guys it’s not that hard. ALRIGHT SERIOUSLY, FUCKING DORN, THE MINUTE I CALLED HIM OUT HE FUCKING BLOCKS ME. YALL ARE SOME FUCKING PUSSIES. YOU CANNOT TAKE THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF FUCKING TEASING BECAUSE YOUR A BUNCH OF BASEMENT DWELLERS WHO DONT COME OUT UNLESS THEY HAVE TO SHIT OR STUFF THEIR FACE.

Most of y’all are chill, most of y’all are nice people, but the people in here who act like they’re so much better than everyone else because they’ve been in the server longer can go eat my dick

[rocky nacelle]

fuck bosses/ogryns

[frosty herald]

I swear if we played at launch now we wouldve opened the game up like a can of worms

[south grove]

I love copy and pasting this

[rocky nacelle]

everything else feels fine

[sterile stone]

Ogryn chat died after the mass banning they got.

The great ogryn exodus

Shit had me weak

[paper harness]

Now it is just “use coherency regen”

[dusky portal]

imagine having darktide discord pride

[ember yew]

who's this

[sterile stone]

This ain't even the old pasta

[south grove]

nade

[south grove]

yea it isn't

[sterile stone]

Theres much much much older pastas than this

[south grove]

it happened like a month ago

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald ohhh dude

[nimble fiber]

I think I know wich one u mean

[south grove]

so it's can't even be called old

[vernal terrace]

played the game since beta

and honestly guys

it was better back then

[sterile stone]

Remember the guy who had a hardcore mental breakdown cause Josh told him his build wasn't all too good

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/press-f-pay-respect-coffin-burial-gif-12855021

[vernal terrace]

darktide has fallen off

[rocky nacelle]

@grizzled aspen

[vernal terrace]

...

[sterile stone]

Bro just went on full attack mode

[rocky nacelle]

what im runnin

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948054822312116307/1287656242097029120/attachment-1-1-1.gif

[dusky portal]

grab him

[ember yew]

the streamer guy?

[vernal terrace]

[nimble fiber]

all i did was post my fucking build and yall went for my throat

[paper harness]

True true having a skeleton crew make it has it’s consequences

[ember yew]

or that's another one

[grizzled aspen]

I use ds with a piety build so I'll take riposte and maniac so I can delete ragers.

[sterile stone]

I wish I remembered

Nah this guy dead ass was just freaking out on everyone

Like

[rocky nacelle]

thrust and H2 already deletes ragers

[grizzled aspen]

Functionally, the only thing I can see unyielding changing is bulwark racism.

[nimble fiber]

that guy?

[sterile stone]

"I'M BETTER THAN YOU FUCK YOU" type of vibes

[rocky nacelle]

not to mention if you chastise it

[sterile stone]

I wish I remembered the dude's name

[vernal terrace]

WAIT THEY HAVE SKELETONS WORKING AT FATSHARK

[ember yew]

that sounds like a new client for psychiatrist

[vast basin]

The beta was cringe let's be honest here

[vernal terrace]

NVM THAT SHIT SO COOL

[rocky nacelle]

also thats literally a piety build

[sterile stone]

Take me back to pre nerf infernus on the Kant12

[rocky nacelle]

bossing

[south grove]

what if they put stealth vet on the middle tree

[uneven galleon]

Me waiting 15 minutes in loading screen just to get an error when I get into a match

[sterile stone]

Take me back to pre nerf powersword

[uneven galleon]

ah yes, the good ol days

[rocky nacelle]

maniacs arent a problem for ds2

with thrust

[south grove]

torment the VoC mains

[rocky nacelle]

or ds in general

[spare talon]

[sterile stone]

This discord on it's own has shown me just how absolutely FUCKING crazy a person can be.

[ember yew]

that's perfectly normal

[paper harness]

You can’t say it, I can

[vast basin]

When mk12 las was actually a good pick

[ember yew]

well, remember that Youtube comments section, reddit and twitter also exist

[spare talon]

[ember yew]

thus the humanity is fackd

[uneven galleon]

Kinda, but I only get error 2014 when I'm in lobby and never in game

[sterile stone]

I feel fucking robbed fam

I remember buying the eagle skin for it too

[south grove]

you're in the warframe server...

[sterile stone]

When the steel legion outfit came out

[spare talon]

this is like
the most tame place ive seen lmao

[ember yew]

same, just dont try to reconnect to that

seems a problem with FS servers

[paper harness]

Imagine darktide but management didn’t do the same thing for the third time in a row

[sterile stone]

Yeah but you hang out in servers full of degens

[vernal terrace]

args would shit himself in a certain hellhole if this place lets him see that

[dusky portal]

🫣

[vast basin]

Imagine darktide with good version control

Lul

[uneven galleon]

Yo...?

[paper harness]

Most of the devs don’t work on dt

[south grove]

did you finally see the ultimate cole build

lmao

I actually made that axe back then

I fell for it