#zealot-class
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why do i always play worse with you
thats the same thing cole says to me
is this some type of noob disease
goku heart virus
Shoot the legging of flamer next time
Cause Dorn
Dorn leeches the skill form his teammates to increase his power
nah you know what
Go flirt with someone else
dorn seems pretty noob to me
i also make dorn worse 
Nobody here will interact with you
Boss is just annoying not even hard
In your defense
dorn got downed 3 times in a week all with me 
I also have a clip where I got trapped immediately after being rescued and that guy didn't want to risk 2 ticks of pox gas damage and let me go down.
Patient 13 final phase is annoying
dorn was hit by a trapper contemplating to kill a host
I am aware of the effect i have on darktide players s
its not the boss, its the amalgam manglers being cocks
the man has been awestruck
The electric AOE and Tongue are insta downs
Yee break his hardtide streak 
already done 
hide in the water
avoids 1 shot free
Clad is an agent of chaos
easy spot to regen
Doing the emprah's work clad, keep it up
The fucking manglers and amalgams
id rather not deal with a mangler or amalgam shoving me around
or parasites nuking me/tentacles while avoiding patient 13 1 shot
ill just dive in the water
oh i've never tried the hardtide mod. Is it good?
So I failed a fight attempt you wanna know why?
number goes up
just like anything else
so meh
yes this happened to me too
I shot some sniper rounds into patient 13 while it was eating me though
20K per shot
And my entire team
and it was just white numbers
Kept going down
Look I already did the EE
I was just doing it for them cause fuck it
PEAK MENTIONED
pubbing and doing an EE in zombies sounds like self harm
i saw someone doing work with the cigma
Look I’m gonna do French Der Eisen probably with friends
but yeah the EE song is great
he killed me twice on I-II-VEG
kept dying even with VoC, Boltgrub, AND Krak
to bosses no less
Can you hear me now? Is a banger
Oh no
no blanchard
Dr Pelletiere
ive turned gale into a sleeper agent of mine
Janus guard design my beloved
does liberty falls even have a boss?
everytime he sees blanchard he will quote blanchard
frown
My favorite egghead
like how
Not just book smart
that was the shittiest game I've played in a while
But street smart
ive sleeper agented everyone to quote blanchard upon seeing his image (my irl friends)
Literally
(I do sometimes when I goof around)
Mason when he sees Kravchenko
blanchard could solo black ops 1
I start seeing the Blanchard quotes
oh.....
just a regular pogryn swing
need l4d1 ragdolls
so uhh
so when a pogryn uppercuts someone
they go flying
is alpha team fucked now?
louis
yeah that's why we play goons and not people I guess
nah im saving them rn
unless the next AT map is in the DE
Blanchard Creepypasta
huge fuckoff dragon
4 elemental bows
wasnt there a datamine of a certain russian
bro was ashamed
They’ll give the Terminus Crew more development
shit better grab everything I can
he had to go outside for abit
louis my goat
fuck fatshark for this
it rings in my head
I should be able to block people after they log offline
Mid way through BO3
i can't shake it off
it shouldn't be that hard
shit better grab everything I can
Pills here!
he's probably gonna stick a fork into the toaster
Pills
if they ever make a richtoffen operator that shit is the most sold bundle in black ops history
Absolutely flabbergasted
I love the entire team getting ray guns before round 10 because box luck in this game is either goated or ass
and getting another ray gun from a key
wrong
That or Wonderbar! Gobblegums
Thank god he didn’t send the image
let me be a faceless guy
drowned
Hittem with that live Blanchard reaction
I hope he appears in more shit
also I still can't find the ability to put on subtitles
blanchard needs to interact with the OG crew
they were called primis right
its in audio you have to look when you're in the 2nd main menu
the zombies or multiplayer one
or it might be interface
Stalker scream from half life
You know for a team not expecting the apocalypse, you’re handling this pretty well
I'd have to check
it's from the fast zombie actually 🤓
fast zombie jumpscare in nightmare house 2...........................
DONT
I BEG YOU
DONT POST IT
PARA FUCKING DONT
GENUINELY
S
STOP
STOp
STOP
SRTO{
STO{
RSOTSl[
lmao
S
that was actually miserable
mmm radioactive slop
darktide 2 will be a space marine/battle sister penitent crusade DEBATE ME
one thousand feet away and the cspawn still grabs me
me eating every mutant
noob
There will be not yet for second game
The amalgam grabbing you from 50 feet away
I don't care what anyone says a lot of the cold war zombies map had really good songs
what
i disagree
@frosty herald There wasn't an update to the game
nightmare house 2 was a pretty sick mod
A solid 2
It's still the same old garbage
anything that’s not kevin sherwood and elena is mid as fuck
Alone is awesome
Darktide 2 is not out yet or not happening
i am predicting the futre
Horde of Nathan upon ye
nathan when he meets kid named instant kill
I have half pumpkins pie lying on table
Does putting whip cream make too much sweet?
I jumped and dodged a pogryn blow
So apparently insta kills works on Patien13
FUCK YOU
they do
HADRON
easier to kill bosses
mad damage
ur litearlly just mashing in place
It also breaks the boss fight
you arent using a dclaw
go play street fighter
how do u manage to get urself into these scenarios
no noob
Cause you're not suppose to kill 13 that fast
flamer
it is not easier to kill bosses in a corner
Nathan when he meets the kid named PAP’D .726
unless you are specifically using a dclaw
lmfao
or just animation locking them
like you can do with pogryn
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LOL
warp took him in real life
AHAHHAHA
this new modifier has been trolling everyone
The pox gas?
man i knew crusher was good but trivializing damage dealt to me is a whole different drug wtf
good name for them
exploding hobos
they been cliffin people
they almost got me one time
but I recovered it
lmfao
why the flame like that
I made it that way
oh heres the vid i was looking for
I have evolved past the complaints of "gunners are too op"
reminder this is one of the "elitist sweaty" zealots saying this
They are hard countered by walls and the horde in my face
: >
I feel like I should be blocking a lot more people
Para this is youcore
nice Twitter setting
This will never not be weird ass behavior to me
they're also hard countered by using cover properly out gunning them and just being faster and teleporting into their face with a melee
there's something to truly learn from the modifier, spatial awareness and not getting pushed to the void, lots of folk could use that lesson
all of them either called me slurs or said something weird about me (smth smth touch you)
touch u
yea exploding hobos and BoNs should teach you to be wary of railings and open areas
they missed the PSA
I don't block people unless they actively try to hurt me ingame or is being hella weird
i block people if theyre REALLY bad or really toxic
classic case of im gonna do the opposite behavior
by this logic i should block you
Gunner resist users when I show them the human sized stack of boxes conveniently placed in the Gunner sightlines
js
i had to learn to never be close to barrels or railings the hard way back then in hab dreyko
wrong
I meant showing off your block list like a trophy wall
simply survive the toughness jumpscare
it's not a wall, I'm complaining that fatshark doesn't let me block them because they went offline
I might be dumb, but why can the slug still do its aoe slam when you're invisible?
2 games ago some guy said he'd come to my house and [thing here] me


Could you post this build?
and I tried to block him afterwards but he logged offline
I don't remember ever getting my toughness shredded that hard by some regular shooters
How often are you people getting paired with people you don't like
Like I swear I see the same person maybe 3 times max
I'm not sure if this is a meme or the actual truth 
And I don't switch regions
I try not to block people because NAWest only has like 2000~ consistent players and I've met them once or twice already
like actual crazed people? haven't had the first in a 100 games since i came back
My rule for the block list goes beyond dislike. I have to vehemently hate whoever goes on it
NAWest has silicon valley teenagers
and in all my hours of darktide i've only probably seen 3 idiots really going full nuclear on the team because of their own fuckups
that should explain all of it
So far I've only blocked 3 people
And technically one of them is no longer blocked
Because they got banned lol
real
that more than explains it lol
Blocked by Fatshark
i have a few blocked
i have blocked 0 people
but i only ever reported one person
0 block not giving a damn
he ran ahead 2 rooms died to a boss and told us to eat shit
I would type “lmao”
thing is if he only did one of those i dont care which i wouldnt have done it
Isn't Silicon Valley full of rich people?
Revolver with TTS?
I’ve blocked like 5 players
rich cunts with no respect for other people
That doesn't sound very effective

At quelling, I mean
God forbid y'all meet deep southerners
I'm sure the damage is good
with crucian and warp splitting?
I live in southern 
deep southerners is a different type of hate
worst dude i had died alone and began calling everyone slurs, like racial, sexuality, whatever, worst thing is that they had died like 3 times in the match already but someone wasn't okaying with the vote kick, like, it's there for a damn reason
I don't hate them
the silicon valley kids sounds like they've been fed and babied their whole life
yea crucian for crits, warp splitting for multiple targets
Like you
Wait it procs for every target hit?
besides even if I took off TTS
only thing im getting in return is like
endurance
You could swap Aura to Seer's
👎
That way you can take EE and OWTW for the same amount of points
stealth zealot fucks off and lets two teammates die
im never in a spot where I need scriers and dont have it
praying for a hi shock on regular board
yknow
stealth vet*
stealth vets are almost always disgraces
not expecting anything less from any stealth user tbh
fighting bosses that the vet abandoned us for
(I'm one of them)
he comes back when we're all down
haha you think I want defense
Oh I know, mixed race living in the south sure is a experience I'm reminded of.
They’re equally as impactful to the team
in my gunker build
Aka useless
silly little noob hahnda
pop stealth and goes for the guy being targeted by the fucking boss so of course he gets interrupted
+300 and still a lobotomite
it's unreal
Fair and based honestly
IM FULL OF BABY RAGE !!
hahnda im letting you know now
hey that's me
Why I’m thankful I’m in the north
this is the final result of testing gunker builds
Admittedly the “South” north
I was testing and talking with irosk about it a bunch
But north
at least u have the wherewithal to die with the team tintin
and the final conclusion to super DMG gunker was this build
instead of disappearing to do fuck all and then reappearing and refusing to use ur ranged wpn
This is just stealth players
with 0 defense
Me when I miss my 1hit ko hammer slam on the dumb slug hitbox
erm why so hateful mad.........
kinda bumpy mad
you don't need defense if everything is dead amirite
Stealth players serving 0 purpose to the match
yes
Per usual
Just got resurrected
felix dies in episode 7
ive seen it
one can only wish for it
wdym bro they stealth and go speedrun elevator and leave you to die
quality gameplay
welcome back
then spam ping at elevator at you
me going from re:Zero to vulkan lives
kino to kino
certified classic
Kino was a good zombies map
Peak queen
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from yesterday
first time go'd lethal on termination
I’ll pass
This is why make a wish kids shouldn't be pampered.
Now?
love termination
what stopped the un-netting
?
one of their best ops
magic
ah true
yah termination was a ton of fun
ive been there before
i love lethal

mutant it seems
holy peak
isn't one of gw's like requirements is that you try to include as much tabletop shit as you can
BRRRR
i need more missions where u fight both chaos and nids
The game actually has enough enemy variety they just need not to seperate enemy types into differnet maps 
You need like 100+ usd to get old dlcs to get all the content. You're making the right choice imo
cica goes to un net
someone else is going for it
that person gets dogged or mutiedw/e
cica gets oggy stomped into trapper net
U CAN'T USE RANGED WHEN ADJACENT TO AN ENEMY !!!
i heard plasma in tabletop just rng explodes you
we should get that in darktide
it does
only on overcharges
this is the worst thing yeah
i dont hate chaos like everyone else but rubics teleporting all the time and spamming red attacks when you're near them is mad annoying
overcharge deals more damage but can explode
they REALLY need to fix chaos as a faction
regular fire is fine
ask dawn priest
this dude plays tt
sniper on chaos is extremely good
lmaoooooooooooo
sniper on choas is a must
I do
otherwise enjoy tankiest elites in the whole game
I have like... two kill teams
I have multiple armies
I cannae find space for too much
when i was playing regulary i praied to the embrah to give me a sniper and a heavy or bulwark when i do chaos
Mfw people wanted elite resistance back in the game
And I saw you need to dump 300+
how many wounds does a vindicare assassin have?
how many points?
we'll have it back
I play exclusively imperial guard
He unfriended me
havoc is a coming
I dont want to talk to him
no points
ngmi.....................
fanbase needs to respectfully stfu 
cole keeps shitting himself about havoc
ngmi..............
I have the octarius box
sick of him being a noob
Besides, i left zoe's server anyways
and that's it
Destiny 2 pvp content alright get boring same map and most time if you don’t have dlc exotic you get fucked with p2w exotic enemy build like slow one tap you.
oh I guess I'll pick up the tankbusta team too
Reminding me I need to unfriend some people
that statement shocked noone
i have an assault for chaos
Explains the handle lmao
fine go ahead and do it
Zornivanotic plays Zmperial Zists
💅
We had to ban a friend from playing bike captains back in the day
Yeah fuck you paradise I hate you, no in all seriousness it’s just other groups I don’t hang out with anymore
if you said you played lamenters that would have been a shock
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I don’t want to field knights or titans to kill a single bike captain
cica if you really want i can help you with lethal
but i do expect you to put in legwork
and this mf will never get on sparking
at least its not 7th edition eldari
what colour is your warlord titan
i do not enjoy online sparking
@frosty herald get your bitch ass on sparking
LMAO
Plug to plug
heard wired connections help
🚬
how's lethal now i haven't played it since release cause it turned me off so hard 
i know they adjusted it and removed the dogshit coherence rip off
im not getting a wired connection just to play online sparking with just you
hard but doable
I also have a box of mk6 tactical marines
well be playing wilds on launch anyway
Lethal company?
wanted to buy the AoD box but didn't have space at the time
i'd be down to give it another shot cause i was borderline soloing ruthless with my tac
more challenge is welcome
do it
Me meeee
i alr got the helmet
i wish this game would rip off darktide better tho haha
gimme more ways to get my shield back
can't unfriend someone you're not friends w/
Lmfao

Why now lmfao like at final shape I get it but now?
bro you have armor on minoris parry
i dont wanna feel like im avoiding dmg i wanna go elbow deep into the swarm RAAAHHHH
how are you still struggling
im not struggling at all
Cause they’re addicted to a dying game
Cope is insane
another one
im just saying i played the shit out of SM2 then got hooked on darktide and darktide does armor and health better
I have 50~ of them now
i like sm2's system more
please give me a third toughness on zealot
How long they been on destiny?
or a second toughness on psyker
i can also brag im good at sm2
dont get me wrong i love SM2 but it feels like im playing that game like a soulslike trying to avoid getting touched
meanwhile zealot in darktide i feel like a super soldier charging headfirst yeeehawww
The veteran is one be high noon
i do wish the powersword got some more damage
cause it feels like an eternity to get an execution with the light attacks and power rake
Resin titans are funny
melee in general needs dmg buffs
That being said the chainsword stomp combo is fun af and kills everything
thunder hammer doesnt need it
You either get a brand new mould or you get a refund
its hands down the strongest melee in the game
it is strong yeah
QC is shockingly bad
forgeworld has always been that way no?
Yeah
at least better than finecast
Tintin wish me luck
i think i know why people complain about melee dmg and bolters in sm2
they designed the game for you to combo both and get into that crowd nailing parries to activate your perks and stuff
when u combo both u melt fast but try only shooting with most bolters and they feel like nerf guns
try only doing lights and it feels off
ngl
works fine for me but i wouldnt mind bolters getting dmg rework
Wait wait wait
it does feel kinda bs that a heavy bolt pistol outdamages a bolter
Me when I drop 10k on titans and get refunded 3 times before I get new moulded ones

their entire appraoch to the bolter dmg system is flawed imo
bolters should not be headshot machines where all the real dmg perks rely on you getting headshots
@copper hawk adding you to unfriend you smh
and instead of penetration we need stagger
a FW titan is atleast tangible
paddock pass to las vegas GP isn't
I regret my choices sometimes
this is why heavy bolter, plasma, and melta clear all bolters minus GL
they dont rely on headshot multipliers
they need to make every bolter feel as good as heavy bolter on heavy class
you been to one before?
this is gonna be the second time I'm gonna be at one
i dont mind headshot machines that much
Underbarrel Grenade launcher bolter
i do wish that operation assault has the hover
unpopular opinion but i liked when they broke the ai director during the infamous patch and game started spawning 3 million elites
they should have kept that and reduced HP bars
didn't remember all of it
Imagine for a second
Wrong person

Imagine Fat Shark adds animated outfits and weapon skins
wdym
i know what animated skins are
but in what meaning animated
you have cod nebula and the reactive skins
Something like that yeah
im pretty sure the powered backpack will be animated?

Lots of pocket pickers in Monaco
If you ever go
you got hit?
No
Don't ask dorn where he has been, ask when he was there
Just notable when the gp is on, people get pick pocketed
Rome is the same except it’s year round if you go near a tourist hotspot
oh nah i just had a devious idea
give zealot the sheisty
a ski mask
the balaclava
My brother got pickpocketed last year when he was queuing for the colosseum
didnt they stop pickpocketing in france cause americans would beat the fuck out of the picks
during the olympics
Lmao
no.
i need the ogryn sheisty on zealot
i need to release my black force energy upon this game
do not
holy fuck
it'll happen
it'll get overmemed
You mean die to a diseased hobo with a rusty pipe
Noob..
Please give summoner class and make it this
what would summoner class even be
psykers was supposed to be the one
Like a mind control class maybe?
Best thing I can think of is like brain rot from zombies
@hard nexus can I have your evis build? Someone is asking for a evis build
@uneven jolt
i still think psykers should have gotten the wallhacks ability, in the tabletop witch sight is an ability some psykers can use
no
vet should have it
witch sight does exactly what executioner's stance does
because vet is fatshark's favourite child
exactly

give vet a jump pack
give psyker the wallhacks
let me be a kasrkin
or however that was spelled
warp apparitions
fatshark's engine can't handle verticality very well
thats true tbh
I’m more inclined to believe that’s psyker tbh
you're thinking of elysian drop troops
that's true
i thought the elysians used stupid grav chutes that are just scifi parachutes
it's like a jump pack
but limited
depends on whoever is writing it
yeah can't let the mortals have any of the good shit, gotta save that for space marines and maybe an inquisitor or two
That’s harakoni warhawk
fatshark had an oppurtunity to give every weapon a red dot sight with the mastery skins
why didn't they
thats like 4 more months in fatshark dev time
Kid named Disrupt Destiny
too busy making these awesome new weapon skins
not awesome enough
with a career you can get all the 40-packs you want
Me telling my child to get the 40 pack of beer out of the fridge immediately
ohg
@plush estuary
Sir the psyker has been barreled
yarp thats fine
though with bloodthirsty, run IJ not BP
society if we barreled every smyker
Smykers should always fear the strong
you dont need crit chance with bloodthirsty
prime example of why you never go first near a barrel
IJ is in that mk15 one
i need that shattering impact bolter blessing
i have the funny one that gives me more dmg the more i stagger mfs
i shoot twice at a crowd and they start doing balkan dances then i shoot big fella
is it effective? probably not
is it funny? yes
shatter impact turns the entire game into this
zealot build variation is so cool fellas
i loved doing the event with bolter + hammer setup 
pest control build
10th burgle shows up
5 seconds later
REAL
my team was literally going like this whenever burgle shows up
i don't care for now to use puncture so pinning fire stays on xd
the thammer is the garden shovel on the slug
puncture shattering is so good
why is puncture so good, it's the only blessing yall use, spoonfeed me the facts
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suppo...
the bleed helps alot with clearing leftovers and bolter has base rending so bleed does full damage
the loquendo in spanish xd
best gun to run with a thammer?
boltah
Fudge bps on bolt pistol and bleed does lots of damage at max stacks, which you get to in 4 shots. Generally just an easy blessing to take full advantage of.
I would use either agri or vraks autogun. Helps deal with ragers and shooter groups.
agripinaa braced auto if you wanna follow the true hammer path
if i was really based id be running manstopper dbarrel
with my ds2
but im cheeser and use a flamer
or bolter if you feel like a normie, flamer works
thanks guys
lmfao
balanced
🗿
damn ill have to end up using knives myself
i dont unerstand what even happend in that clip
u shot the pack twice and the knives cleaved? 
I named that video tknife propaganda for a reason
tknives can crit and ranged blessings from guns apply to them
so my shotgun has scattershot + manstopper
I shoot to get my crit chance up to 90%+ or 100%
ayo what i had no idea your gun perks apply
Global buffs do
I've decided I should play standard Damnation for a while before I think myself capable of carrying an Auric pub
How high should I get my streak?
play the horrors event sibling
I need a goal
15
250
i know lethal prox works with other stuff but that's it
so any extra ranged damage on my autogun becomes even crazier knives? oh fuck
pro tip
time to find a list of all perks that give global buffs
anoint in blood buffs tknives also
so run n gun + anoint in blood = stupider tknives
Fucking fr?
idk just play auric anyways
silence zealot abuser
i told you what number to go for hahnda
15
make it realistic
Should I do it too
Can you even install mods
just write wins/losses on pen and paper
Ofc I can
Tally marks on the wall
Like when I had my grippy socks
hahnda can be trusted with firearms
i dont have anything particularly crazy on ds2 besides just clutching out a game
Hey man, I don't pick and choose what sensations my dumb brain likes
put agile on that thang
but its too big to post to noobcord
I lost them :(
Also they were an ugly green
gross I actually can manage my dodge counter
How ugly exactly?
agile is funny though
its funny doe
Like, baby shit green?
She’s usually not very mentally stable if she has them I’ll leave it at that LMAO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah pretty much
Icky
I rage quit that game btw
I'm aware of the implications of grippy socks, Gale
You silly billy
ping moment
shoot
hear headshot noise
no hit marker
dogged
noobo
stakeout baseball bat
this is why u just magdump the fool 
Where do you even buy more?
FUCKING WHAT
hahnda
did you not know
we've been through this before
I really need to fucking beat that into my head
I literally pushed a dog that was behind me last night
cuz i heard the pounce sound
lol
😬
its aight
they dont tell you shove is 360
and its not like anyone is talking about it 24/7
but ive definitely said shove is 360 about 3 times before
anytime someone brings up hounds usually
i had to watch a yt video to know that dodging is not iframes based and blocking is 360 no scope
i've mentioned it before too
tutorial sucks
also for any other soykers
pretty sure i've shown a clip of just walking backwards while pushing through a horde of poxwalkers
heres a cool assail trick
And that's only in zealot chat
😇
sure...
dming Fatshark to cancel your gamekey
Noobodoq.......
also hahnda you should check out that assail trick vid
I am aware of the Assail trick
D:
I regularly use it lol
Used it like 4 hours ago
True
Part of me wants to
Like I use it when I specifically wanna play around Malefic
nyehhhhhh gimme my greatsword
But BB is just so deeply ingrained in my toolset at this point
id say I pay attention to malefic buffs and icons
but I really dont
as a gunker they're just perpetually up unless shit isnt spawning
press G
tag a fleeing Trapper when she's 99% out of LoS
she's guaranteed dead
It's just so nice
soulblaze can do that for me
Also, Crusher one shot
after i kill another elite or special
Beyond satisfying
crusher 1 shot is satisfying
but agri revo can 2 tap crushers
and my knife basically the same
Glorp
obviously force sword is gonna be a lot strong and wider range than other weapons for pushing, but this is an old clip i have of it.
Other weapons will still work for stagging poxwalkers that are directly behind you
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046914150363844779/1059866245702373497/backwards_block_and_push.mp4?ex=6737725c&is=673620dc&hm=725c6fe0c642ac482cc177c6b8003a788a59601ad77d8a0e61cee1cc346c29c2&
i think you can guarantee a crusher 1 shot
Needs a crit from Deimos as well as a Flayer proc
level 350 3 wound smyker
with red stimm
True
I am one of them

