zealot-class

[bitter anvil]

they are least okay

[acoustic dune]

No seriously

[bitter anvil]

then bored of it

[acoustic dune]

It suck

[sterile stone]

It does suck

[acoustic dune]

In the state its in

[sterile stone]

Oh okay

[acoustic dune]

I really don't want to touch it

[sterile stone]

What about Baldur's Gate 3?

[acoustic dune]

But I love its concept so much

[bitter anvil]

nah not really turnbase rpg player

im all action

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

[acoustic dune]

But in that case I'll prob play arma

[sterile stone]

You know

You're like having a girlfriend

And asking her what she wants to eat

And she just keeps saying idk

[bitter anvil]

it's picky

[drifting wolf]

fredbear family diner

[grizzled aspen]

Apparently my car isn't big enough to trip the drive through sensor at McDonald's...

[sterile stone]

It's time to upgrade to a Toyota Tacoma

[rocky nacelle]

fuck my stupid chud life...................

[south grove]

use the curb order thing

[rocky nacelle]

I have a camry love that thing

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/love-death-and-robots-secret-war-netflix-series-explosion-gif-17407547

[south grove]

I haven't had some maccies in quite a while tho

dunno how they order now

[bitter anvil]

i think my issue here is the co-op game doesn't feel like co-op, just met the person and leaving after finish the game never see them again.

[bitter anvil]

daily

[sterile stone]

This game is like a knock off of Elden Ring

But is fun

[south grove]

that's darktide too

[acoustic dune]

Almost forgot

Armor core 6 is gonna get a new trailer

[south grove]

play destiny 2 if you want that true experience

[acoustic dune]

I am peak out

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touching-grass-destiny-2-destiny-gif-9101972418909821881

[acoustic dune]

I can't wait for new mech part

[spare talon]

5:28 lmao

[drifting wolf]

dont play destiny 2

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kuzco-yzma-kronk-high-five-gif-22357955

[drifting wolf]

worst mistake of my life

[sterile stone]

Destiny 2 players looking like shriveled husks of corn

[drifting wolf]

me fr

[sterile stone]

That game sucks the soul out of those it clasps onto

[acoustic dune]

Corn

[rocky nacelle]

show is too kino

[sterile stone]

Unironically

[bitter anvil]

me and my friend used to play remnant 1 and i brought remnant 2 (but it suck and he hated)

[sterile stone]

Baldur's Gate 3 is the best game for friend groups.

[south grove]

I tried getting into it

[rocky nacelle]

thats not l4d2

[south grove]

and got out pretty quick

[sterile stone]

Cause it's almost like an actual dnd campaign

[south grove]

thank god I didn't own any of the DLCs

would've had me hooked pretty quickly

[sterile stone]

https://media.tenor.com/tQAZPRWdoHIAAAAC/titanfall2.gif

[acoustic dune]

The guy who did the animation is one of the people working on animation for darktide

Small detail and such

[rocky nacelle]

yknow what I wish was a lively multiplayer experience

bulletstorm

they had a good idea with that one

[acoustic dune]

You can see in his demoreel

[sterile stone]

A really shitty game with shitty mp that was dumb fun for like an hour

Was Homefront's sequel

[rocky nacelle]

actually fuck it all

heres what I really want

remaster killing floor 1

[acoustic dune]

Left 4 dead 3

[bitter anvil]

that's back 4 blood

[sterile stone]

Valve can't count to 3 goofball

[acoustic dune]

OK make it left 4 blood 4

[south grove]

L4D alyx

[sterile stone]

My chest hurt reading this

I need to lie down

[rocky nacelle]

back 4 blood is fun now that it has a bunch of updates

but its still mid sadly

[acoustic dune]

And I need to go to school

[nimble fiber]

ye u should u need slep

[acoustic dune]

It's neat from what I heard

[bitter anvil]

they stop doing development after last update

[sterile stone]

I shoulda took a eddie

[rocky nacelle]

hold up shadow moon vs black sun

more important

[sterile stone]

Woulda helped me sleep

[bitter anvil]

went for new game development

[acoustic dune]

Payday2 level of skill tree

Payday 2

[bitter anvil]

i wish if cyberpunk has co-op it would be more fun to play

[acoustic dune]

Everyone running time stop

[acoustic dune]

Play eye cybernancy

[bitter anvil]

would be go like kf2 time stop

[grizzled aspen]

My fuckin headlights suck and I almost ran into a mailbox on the way home.

I cannae see shite

[acoustic dune]

https://youtu.be/AScCVzENcjs?si=9HHknAOT2VTqwyhA

Just play this

Same people who made space hulk

This is before

They made the game

[rocky nacelle]

ive always seen E.Y.E

but never fully checked it out

[bitter anvil]

watching the gameplay on steam

[acoustic dune]

It's all in le head

[south grove]

Gooning 101

taught by professor tate

[spare talon]

iirc thats notfuegonasus right

[rocky nacelle]

need to buy anger foot

[acoustic dune]

Idk

[rocky nacelle]

big sale for that game

[acoustic dune]

I wanna buy ready or not

[acoustic dune]

Oh yeah I forgor he is in this server aswell

[bitter anvil]

ground branch i used to play but god the bot aim is god aim

[spare talon]

he isnt in the main server anymore

[acoustic dune]

Rip

[spare talon]

oh yeah i see it now

[spare talon]

his nick on the modders server is the yt name

was talking to him about versus earlier

[rocky nacelle]

buy mullet madjack

and anger foot

👍

[acoustic dune]

Tell him we need more pony and dwarf animation

[sterile stone]

What other secrets are you hiding from us you miniature goober

[acoustic dune]

I demand more friendship is magic

[south grove]

gooner freak

[sterile stone]

I know you play tested the new update

[acoustic dune]

Tintin I maybe be a pervert 24/7

[spare talon]

that i suck at vermintide

[acoustic dune]

But I have my limit

[spare talon]

i am not good at it at all

[bitter anvil]

this game kinda like round-base

[south grove]

he's actually gay but he can't admit it because kez wants him to admit it

[sterile stone]

Darktide skills don't translate very well to vermintide I've found

[spare talon]

ive noticed lmao

[acoustic dune]

I'll stab you with white glue icicle

[sterile stone]

Damn

[acoustic dune]

Tintin this is no threat

Jts a promise

[sterile stone]

Didn't know cole was like that

But I support him

As a person who knows him

[south grove]

(I don't know anything about cole at all and I made that up on the spot)

[sterile stone]

Nah it's truth

Don't second guess yourself

[acoustic dune]

What's true?

[frosty herald]

Tin is projecting

[bitter anvil]

[frosty herald]

He wants malice bottom

[acoustic dune]

He want to be a cat boy's bottom?

What?

[frosty herald]

No that furry is a bottom

[sterile stone]

This has got to be the most cursed string of words I've read all night

[acoustic dune]

Lemme outplay that then

Cat sleeve

[sterile stone]

Nah nah you good

[bitter anvil]

lumii?

[sterile stone]

Stop using the English language as a weapon

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-james-morgan-mcgill-slippin-jimmy-bob-odenkirk-mugshot-gif-18613260

[sterile stone]

Cease your activities

[acoustic dune]

Fine I'll use moon rune

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto-online-grand-theft-auto-v-gta-rockstar-games-gta-protagonist-gif-10265389445391716217

[spare talon]

dming my brother something then he says "im sitting next to mom" then my mom sends me a fucking discord dm of a selfie of them

god

[acoustic dune]

You are cooked

[frosty herald]

Why does your mom have discord?

[drifting wolf]

gamer mom

[south grove]

wrong

I'm too handsome for malice

[acoustic dune]

Make me remenber ik a gamer mom

[south grove]

and malice wants dorn anyways

[frosty herald]

Hey cole whats your moms discord

(Im your new dad btw)

[grizzled aspen]

Wrong.

[bitter anvil]

yam want doin yo mom move

[grizzled aspen]

I will not elaborate.

[bitter anvil]

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-perfect-cell-gif-8955406437744766058

[acoustic dune]

I swear we won't snitch on her

Only rizz on her

[sterile stone]

2018 gta online

Was a vibe

[south grove]

Oh, so it's a love triangle

[sterile stone]

Miss those days

[south grove]

dorn wants cica, malice wants dorn

[bitter anvil]

i have gta but shit is boring playing alone and i cant go pub because i would get shit on by modders

[acoustic dune]

God its marrying over discord all over again

[sterile stone]

Walk outside

[acoustic dune]

With a hint of triangle harem

[sterile stone]

Orbital cannon

Followed by a text

[grizzled aspen]

No, malice boy doesn't want Dorn. That's what I was getting at.

[bitter anvil]

1-0

[sterile stone]

"Lmao 1-0"

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn just wants Cica's enlisted grippers.

[bitter anvil]

lzzz

[sterile stone]

HE FUCKING KNOWS

[bitter anvil]

1-0 lzzzzz

[acoustic dune]

We all want cica gripper

[sterile stone]

Bro I hate gta players on my life

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/0W6I-iTGutQ?si=wS-8t19p-UdDlNjA this is me with your mom

[bitter anvil]

that's what barcode do

[grizzled aspen]

Don't speak on my behalf.

[bitter anvil]

im already level 163

[grizzled aspen]

Creature.

[south grove]

my logic needs to be rethought

[sterile stone]

I can't even remember my level

[acoustic dune]

Less competitions I guess

[south grove]

you can keep him

[bitter anvil]

i don't have yatch

[south grove]

just give me the pancreas afterwards

[bitter anvil]

but i own some agency and factility

[sterile stone]

All I remember is a modder gave me liek 50 million and I bought a hanger and CEO

[south grove]

it'd be nice if I can bypass the transplant list

[bitter anvil]

never brought the orb cannon that shit each shot very expensive

[sterile stone]

So I have a bunch of gold plated attack helis

[acoustic dune]

God you made remenber of I want to eat your pancreas

Fuck

[sterile stone]

There use to be a exploit

[grizzled aspen]

Indeed it does.

[bitter anvil]

good modder, i hope R* don't ban you on trigger

[sterile stone]

Shoot the cannon, close app

Game gave you 750,000 x 2

You could dead ass hit like 50 million in like 30 mins

[acoustic dune]

You speaking of eve or smth

[south grove]

I watched after 2-3 of you guys dogpiled on me

[sterile stone]

Gta online

[south grove]

I didn't like the ending

[bitter anvil]

hmmm, look risking for me

[acoustic dune]

No one does

[south grove]

especially the part where he asks for permission to cry

[sterile stone]

With the amount of money exploits in gta

Never gotten banned

[acoustic dune]

I read the manga

[sterile stone]

My money got reset

[bitter anvil]

lucky

[sterile stone]

But I never got banned

[acoustic dune]

Don't watch anime much

[bitter anvil]

i tried the cluckin bell heist glitch once

farming kinda boring

[sterile stone]

I still kept all the shit I bought with glitched/modded money

[bitter anvil]

good for you

[sterile stone]

I remember when doomsday came out

People would farm that submarine mission

[bitter anvil]

ah

[ivory drift]

shoutout to this random 30 +9 zealot who clutched up the final event of silo cluster with me as a duo 👍

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove mcdonald's consumed, return to gaming.

[rocky nacelle]

frog speed running e coli

im good off mac D's for a while

[vernal terrace]

I had McDonald’s a few days ago it was nummy

[acoustic dune]

Nummy?

[south grove]

https://youtu.be/PHlbkSbpUMc?si=5bV2c-TnQFFYz-_r I like how he called weapon specialist mid asf in the tierlist but came back to glaze it so fucking much only to use it incorrectly

[rocky nacelle]

e coli will be arriving in 2 business days

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't get a burger, I'll be fine.

[rocky nacelle]

gross meow type post

[acoustic dune]

Real question how often do american go to macdonald

[rocky nacelle]

lemme guess

[grizzled aspen]

And if I'm not, it was nice knowing people that aren't para.

[rocky nacelle]

1$ for 10 nuggets

[sterile stone]

McDolands kinda expensive

[vernal terrace]

Also L America

[south grove]

#zealot-class message

[sterile stone]

Medi food is better ngl

[south grove]

is this true

[grizzled aspen]

Perhaps.

[acoustic dune]

Ik that's why I don't go there

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe once a week.

[vernal terrace]

:3

[rocky nacelle]

dont be mad at me you fumbled your co worker

[acoustic dune]

Is that normal?

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't fumble her yet. Hope still lives, you bastard.

Smh.

[south grove]

maccies ain't that bad

[vernal terrace]

Cole stayed in a vc for hours earlier while I slept then left the second I woke up

Rude really m

[south grove]

just ain't had it in months

[rocky nacelle]

you can get 2$ and 20 nuggets apparently

[south grove]

forgot they were a thing

[rocky nacelle]

just go to drive thru and just go inside

they dont care

lmfao

[acoustic dune]

I fumbled a half Latina asian gal

[rocky nacelle]

id explode

[acoustic dune]

I still remenber to these

[rocky nacelle]

sorry for your loss

[grizzled aspen]

I'd kms, tbh.

[acoustic dune]

Day

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/big-oof-size-small-medium-switch-gif-17355313

[rocky nacelle]

its alright

[acoustic dune]

She was interested in me man

[vernal terrace]

The chicken selects I think they are called chicken tenders in America are such a scam though

[rocky nacelle]

I fumbled a mixed girl few months ago

happens

[vernal terrace]

What do you mean 3 chicken strips are almost £6

[sterile stone]

Nothing worse than fumbling a baddie with a fatty

[acoustic dune]

It was a at a club while i was out going for a night walk

[rocky nacelle]

i dont wanna talk about it

[acoustic dune]

It's my only night club wxperience

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[vernal terrace]

Talking about women!!!! I want the silly gay zealots to come around I need support

[acoustic dune]

Speaking of women

[rocky nacelle]

they're all asleep sorry gay lord

you are alone currently

[acoustic dune]

I want men

[sterile stone]

I wanna be rich

[acoustic dune]

Meth

Sell them

[sterile stone]

I'm too pretty to sell meth

[acoustic dune]

Onlyfan

We going nuclear

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-gif-16227461533718695249

[acoustic dune]

Philippines ass drawing

[vernal terrace]

No thou

your whole life was drawn by a filipino

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[brisk raft]

Why does it feel like MANY artists have drawn this character in multiple different vulnerable positions?

[acoustic dune]

My first group of online friend are Philippines

[vernal terrace]

LOL

[spare talon]

cuz they have

[acoustic dune]

It's a fetish

[brisk raft]

Zealot? More like Furlot

[drifting wolf]

furball

[acoustic dune]

I have seen some borderline insanity amount of what get people hard

[bitter anvil]

always the furgoon

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-cash-minion-never-goon-cash-money-gif-15742369588951635929

[vernal terrace]

the character is catnap from poppys playtime they actually don’t look anything like that, the artist responsible for making that gif and many other in that art style no longer exists online they deleted all their accounts and vanished cause people kept reuploading their art on tiktok

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

[vernal terrace]

No in this case it’s just cute art

[brisk raft]

Can you imagine the smell of crusty fur after the business?

[acoustic dune]

You mean from the fursuit

Orgy

[bitter anvil]

woah

[acoustic dune]

?

[brisk raft]

Sweaty fursuit

[vernal terrace]

A friend once told me “I don’t get you people fur and juices just don’t mix” and idk it’s stuck with me forever

[sterile stone]

Bro just materialized a dohickey

[bitter anvil]

wolf do you have vermintide 2?

[acoustic dune]

Latex exist

[acoustic dune]

I got it for free yes

[bitter anvil]

wanna play?

[acoustic dune]

No I will not download it yet

[bitter anvil]

alright

[acoustic dune]

Plus I am at school

[bitter anvil]

oh

[vernal terrace]

My stomach hurts again!!!!

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-minor-minor-meme-gif-24627767

[brisk raft]

Don't you heat up faster that way?

[acoustic dune]

Idk never wore latex

[brisk raft]

Time of the month?

[bitter anvil]

are we talking about catwoman?

[brisk raft]

Diggy diggy hole

[acoustic dune]

Yeah kez is in heat again

[sterile stone]

Every day we stray further from Allah

[bitter anvil]

give kez ice pack

[vernal terrace]

you people all need to EXPLODE

[acoustic dune]

Sure I'll explode

[acoustic dune]

up your arse

[vernal terrace]

I need two basilisks aimed at zealot chat

[rocky nacelle]

this is better with the stalker scream from half life

[acoustic dune]

[acoustic dune]

Drg is fucking peak

[vernal terrace]

[sterile stone]

I feel like you'd say teehee after saying this out loud

[acoustic dune]

I love playing digger

[brisk raft]

Rock and Stone?

[acoustic dune]

Just mine straight to where I want

[acoustic dune]

To the bone

[vernal terrace]

Kicking my legs in the air

[acoustic dune]

Kinky

[full nebula]

Man I love quickplay

[acoustic dune]

[brisk raft]

Leglock

[full nebula]

Dude just shot a line of bursters infront of me and instakilled me from full hp

[acoustic dune]

This is why you shoot first

[brisk raft]

Dude must've been filled with MALICE

[acoustic dune]

I don't people with barrels

Mostly me

[vernal terrace]

chat why are people directing a bunch of strange sexual comments towards me here I haven’t even spoken to these people

[full nebula]

I couldn't because they ran up on me in a tight situation

[sterile stone]

Please refrain from assaulting my eyes with comments like this

[full nebula]

he said fuck it ima let it fly

[acoustic dune]

(I will barrel anyone close to oe)

[spare talon]

kez i know what you are
why are you complaining

[vernal terrace]

Sorry sir I will try harder to not disappoint

[acoustic dune]

Because we are freak peiest

[vernal terrace]

Cole just call me a whore next time

[acoustic dune]

Aren't you less then a whore?

[spare talon]

no
thats exactly what you want me to do

[rocky nacelle]

shaddap noob

[vernal terrace]

Weirge

[vernal terrace]

nuh uh

[sterile stone]

The english language was a curse

[vernal terrace]

it’s just direct, gets your point across

[acoustic dune]

Ok I am out of funny bone

[vernal terrace]

Leaves no room for doubt

lets me know you hate me

You know?

[acoustic dune]

Cya pissers

[vernal terrace]

Bye freak

[acoustic dune]

Bye person

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald Aim shotgun point blank at a zombie

[spare talon]

that was even in question?

[sterile stone]

The entire shot misses

I am reminded rng hates me

[brisk raft]

Xcom logic

[vernal terrace]

I’m crying you have ruined my day

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[full nebula]

This message brought to you by: "You can just crouch"

[brisk raft]

You rather have your butt ruined?

[vernal terrace]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[spare talon]

]what is going on

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/wh-gif-4365587

What do you mean "you people"?!?!

[rocky nacelle]

who playing freaky modifier

i think i need 4 missions left

[full nebula]

maelstrom?

[rocky nacelle]

no the horrors of the warp

[full nebula]

ah

[rocky nacelle]

i unfortunately already have auric noob survivor from a while back

[vernal terrace]

Idk a sub group of zealot chat I’ve never spoke to just decided oh let’s direct the most unwanted comments of fucking kez towards him WHEN WE HAVE NEVER SPOKE

ITS WEIRD

[full nebula]

i'm done with it but i can, i just left a mission were someone killed me from stupidity

[rocky nacelle]

expecting normal humans in a 40k server

me thinks thats not 2 things that go together

[brisk raft]

It's a public chat sooo

[full nebula]

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bitches-gif-24597407

[vernal terrace]

It’s a public chat so I’m a lot to sexually harass someone I’ve never spoken to and have relationship what so ever with

Are you ok

[full nebula]

@rocky nacelle thickfish code?

[rocky nacelle]

im solo q'ing rn

[brisk raft]

Bold to assume it was sexual

[rocky nacelle]

probs playing only a game or two

mayb

[vernal terrace]

You have in no uncertain terms spoke about fucking me twice sir

[full nebula]

well, gl o7

[rocky nacelle]

o7

[brisk raft]

If you think so, fellow sir

Salut

[rocky nacelle]

im poopign can you noobs keep it down

https://tenor.com/view/toilet-fly-away-toilet-bowl-funny-gif-16664668

[vernal terrace]

No

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/never-nope-gif-3293692629201113542

noob

[brisk raft]

I'll just stare quietly then, sorry to have disturbed you

[vernal terrace]

https://fxtwitter.com/catsillyness/status/1856800632361165166?s=46&t=CkPIVDfF83VB32jbp9Lyrg

[grizzled aspen]

Holy Jesus this mission was awful.

[rocky nacelle]

kez when he plays with cole

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove never queue us for normal board heresy ever again.

If you do, I'll kill you.

[rocky nacelle]

cant carry the heresy body bags?

[grizzled aspen]

I mean I clearly did.

But that doesn't mean I wanted to.

[rocky nacelle]

dont see an issue then

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[grizzled aspen]

That Krontor guy died twice and went down 6 times.

Full woundgryn.

[rocky nacelle]

if you ever want to play later

[south grove]

karma

[grizzled aspen]

I died once because lag spike into burster and tintin was jamming across the map so the randoms did nothing.

[brisk raft]

Ew

[rocky nacelle]

do you lag on NAW frog

[brisk raft]

Guess he died from his WOUNDS

[grizzled aspen]

Your fucking chat is broken.

I was asking you questions.

[south grove]

yea

yea

rock and stone

[grizzled aspen]

Badly, but we were on NAE.

[rocky nacelle]

F

[full nebula]

but the server is just NA isnt it?

doesnt have coasts

[grizzled aspen]

I'll get a bad lag spike every now and then even on my own server area.

[grizzled aspen]

It does.

NAW and NAE are different regions.

[south grove]

america has 2 servers

[full nebula]

news to me

[south grove]

because americans are #1!!!!!

[rocky nacelle]

goated MS for EU

na-e privileges

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I'm in a restarting my game competition and my opponent is tintin.

[full nebula]

idk i play eu a lot and i havent had too many issues

laggy sometimes

not too noticable most of the time though

[rocky nacelle]

team mates should count for 50

on situational awareness penance

js

[full nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/why-huh-but-why-gif-13199396

[candid shuttle]

"From the Forge cometh miracles and from miracles cometh deliverance" yeah yeah Hadron from the screen to the ring to the pen to to the king give me my perks and blessings for my weapons

[south grove]

PBB'd the boss

I got like 3 hits in

[stone fern]

this video doesnt work for me

[full nebula]

he blew up a poxburster onto an ogryn who didnt know how to push

[stone fern]

based

[south grove]

@spare talon how did you solve the steam video not working thing again

I remember you and para solving it

[grizzled aspen]

Blowing up woundgryns is a public service.

[stone fern]

this shit will remain the funniest poxburster interaction ive ever had

[vernal terrace]

pray to omnissiah then do a cycling of motive force then perform the ritual of awakening

[stone fern]

literal backhand

[stone fern]

maybe you should read the sacred litany of having a normal sleep schedule

you havent gone to sleep yet have you?

[grizzled aspen]

I woke up at 8pm and I have to be at work at 11am.

[vernal terrace]

I think I will goto sleep after the call I need to take at 9:30

[south grove]

why not

[spare talon]

set the video codec to h.264

[south grove]

oh

alr

byee

[stone fern]

tintin how are you recording

obs?

[south grove]

I only see 265

[spare talon]

texted my boss that i wont be available for the next 5 days due to a positive covid result
she has not texted me back
who wants to take bets on whether im going to be in trouble for not showing up to work tomorrow

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove if this soyker is using qq macro I will obliterate him.

I pray he isnt.

[spare talon]

[stone fern]

covid is still a thing?

[spare talon]

yes

[stone fern]

did i have it?

[spare talon]

had it once earlier in the year too

[stone fern]

maybe thats why i was sick for a couple of days

[south grove]

@grizzled aspen they have say anything mod

[spare talon]

not as big a deal now but you still are like sick sick for a few days and shouldnt go to work/public places to avoid spreading it or making it worse for yourself

[stone fern]

tbh i think i shouldnt make further comments on this subject

[grizzled aspen]

Vacuum capsule, I know.

[spare talon]

i probably got it from my uni orientation tbh

awesome sauce

[vernal terrace]

Didn’t you plan on quiting

[stone fern]

tfw missed orientation

😭

[spare talon]

if i get fired it would be so cool

for not coming into work when i had sent notice as soon as it was available to me in written form

but yes the schedule i have planned out would make it impossible for me to maintain the current work schedule they want me to be on

since im like one of the two people who stocks the entire weekly shipment during a shift they need me there, and i wont be able to do that anymore

so its honestly just probably easier to quit the shithole and see if i can find somewhere better (copium)

[vernal terrace]

Be my assistant

[spare talon]

flashback to my schedule changing less than a week in advance with no warning overriding the mandatory orientation i had scheduled in advance
only for my boss to say the schedule never changed when i know it did cuz i had scheduled it around the work schedule
and for a co-worker to also confirm the exact same thing because they scheduled something based on the work schedule only for it to change and fuck them over

[vernal terrace]

got scurvy before even leaving port. captain is pissed. im the worst pirate ever. thinking about walking the plank... #sadpirate

[vernal terrace]

I love gaslighting!!!!

[spare talon]

sir you do nothing at a company that is on the other side of the ocean

[vernal terrace]

[stone fern]

bruh listening to vulkan lives on audio book

john gramaticus will NOT stop dropping F bombs

FUCKING SPACE MARINE

FUCKING SHIT AND PISS

[vernal terrace]

I actually made a cool dashboard on Tuesday cause you wouldn’t join my game

[vernal terrace]

Vulkan lives in a volcano

[stone fern]

Yes

[vale carbon]

hey a question, stun grenades apply the electrocution effect to do their stun, but does that work with the shockmaul's "more damage on electrocuted" blessing?

[stone fern]

its not the same electruction effect as far as i know

its just a 10 damage tick effect with a very high stagger value

something like opportunist would work but not something directly related to the maul special

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove post scoreboard.

[stone fern]

every day until tintin learns

[grizzled aspen]

No I'm just having him post it because I lagged out near the end of the mission.

I somehow out melee damage'd two zealouts using a heavy sword on vet.

But I wasn't looking at the damage breakdowns.

[autumn vector]

Ogryn chat is big dead, anyone got recommendations for a Branx Pickaxe build?

[grizzled aspen]

I was wondering how you came out of that without any corruption.

[stone fern]

thrust headtaker unyielding carapace

[grizzled aspen]

It's all chaff damage, I am the chaff destroyer ong.

[frosty herald]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[south grove]

I thought you'd talk about the christmas music

[grizzled aspen]

I need to use a different model for vet though.

[frosty herald]

My fucking bike chain fell out of its cog

[grizzled aspen]

Mk9 is not the model for vet.

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah I have listened to so much christmas music already that I automatically tuned it out.

[frosty herald]

I spent a solid 15 minutes trying to get the damn thing on

And failed

[south grove]

I still need to stop panicking

[frosty herald]

So i had to bring it to the bike shop

[south grove]

that clip was me flailing my axe wildly and hoping it'd hit

[autumn vector]

Ty. Though I meant for the talent tree tbh. I'm just unsure where to take it. LIke should I dip into more melee or be tanky? SO far tanky works but im struggling with hordes a bit even with the push attackcombo so I'm wondering if I should do something to change that

[stone fern]

i can post my talent tree for branx but idk how optimal it is

[sterile stone]

Get fucked nerd

Kekw

[south grove]

@spare talon where do I find it

I might be illiterate rn so sorry if that's the case

[south grove]

can you see the video rn #zealot-class message

[autumn vector]

If you dont mind that would be great, even it not top teir sometimes I'm just looking to play around from a different perspective, what ranged weapon do you use?

[spare talon]

yes

and i regret doing so

cuz youre listening to fucking christmas music

fuck you tintin

[rocky nacelle]

hmm darktide music time

[spare talon]

meanwhile my playlist said

https://open.spotify.com/track/7vesPWhf18t0QjKZpGlw00?si=af243e538579493f

[stone fern]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d7c6721-2f63-42d0-949a-f303170a6852/branx-2

i use kickback

its kinda op

[grizzled aspen]

I agree, if you listen to Christmas music and it's not December, I should legally be able to run you over with an ice cream truck.

[spare talon]

kickback is just the best in slot for any non gunlugger build

its not even close

im hoping they do something to fix that

preferably a net gain

[grizzled aspen]

They won't.

[stone fern]

ogryn needs more ranged weapons tbh

[grizzled aspen]

If they do anything at all, it'll be kickback nerfs.

[stone fern]

they have like 2 ranged options that its

[grizzled aspen]

No, all their ranged options are viable.

[spare talon]

but ogryn does need more ranged options

[grizzled aspen]

And don't pull the "erm what is viable" shit on me.

[stone fern]

rumbler is a meme dont at me

[grizzled aspen]

Rumbler is good asf what are you on about???

[spare talon]

rumbler unironically needs a finesse buff
but it is very good

[stone fern]

@autumn vector btw do you know the combos for branx?

[stone fern]

not the place!!!!!!

[grizzled aspen]

1shot reapers, knock down elite hordes, mass shooter displacement.

[autumn vector]

ty

[sterile stone]

Pull your connections at fat shark and ask for a auto cannon

[south grove]

wdym

[rocky nacelle]

i love disturbing the peace song

[south grove]

is it against the rules

[stone fern]

it should be

[grizzled aspen]

Autocannon and lascannon need to be a thing for ogryn.

[south grove]

why

[grizzled aspen]

I need to be able to dumpster a crusher horde in seconds.

[spare talon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3w8v6xU26DY0LiQr3QAFjl?si=75e6f4cda67544a6

[stone fern]

i can hear the original audio in my minds eye

[lethal cipher]

Is kickback invalidating pieces of the game or so oppressive others are not having fun? If you say no to both of these perhaps it's not quite the kickback that's the problem

[rocky nacelle]

i love the last surprise persona 5 battle theme

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody is saying no to either of those.

[stone fern]

but yeah best advice i can give is be comfortable with the push attack to use it to reset your combo if you mess up while clearying chaff

[grizzled aspen]

Goofy.

[stone fern]

special also works but its very clunky and slow

[rocky nacelle]

the day a kickback "invalidates my game" is the day im dog shit

no thanks

[stone fern]

its true

i actively tried to kickback dorns hoards a few times and he still had 100k damage on me

[spare talon]

the kickback is the best solution to ogryns greatest threats, specialists, by quite a long shot
and you can quite literally part the horde like moses with one shot, can do the same for elite groups

[stone fern]

get good tonton

[rocky nacelle]

ogryn manstopper

is what I like to call the kickback

[vague depot]

what is kickback

[south grove]

@grizzled aspen

[spare talon]

single shot shotgun on ogryn

[south grove]

singleshot shotgun for ogryn

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatd-huh-confused-lost-gif-13055027

[spare talon]

i am faster

[south grove]

fuck you

[spare talon]

[grizzled aspen]

If you barrel me again I will destroy you.

[vague depot]

ah ok

[south grove]

did you enjoy the music this time

[vague depot]

ah ok

[grizzled aspen]

Like actually waterboard you in your own house.

[vague depot]

so its like one shot reload?

or a pump shotgun

[grizzled aspen]

With peach flavored monster.

[sterile stone]

Think of it as a blunder buss

[vague depot]

ah ok

[sterile stone]

A breach loaded blunder buss

[grizzled aspen]

The word you're looking for is break action.

[sterile stone]

Go away

[grizzled aspen]

@vague depot if you know what a china lake is, it's that, but shoots a giant shotgun shell.

[sterile stone]

Shoo

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/shoo-go-away-johnny-depp-captain-jack-sparrow-gif-4877675

[spare talon]

tintin listening to the sillytown ost

[sterile stone]

All this shit on the screen unironically reminds me of the ADHD brain rot stuff with subway surfers

How the hell can you play with all that crowding the screen?

[stone fern]

kicking air frfr

[south grove]

only thing new on screen is the combo tracker and the kill counter

[spare talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkT_wLcNjWQ&ab_channel=Double0

[south grove]

also if you can't really tell I'm basically tweaking the fuck out whenever I play

and that's why I play calmer music to stop me from frying own brain

[sterile stone]

.....

What...

[stone fern]

nah hes right

im with tintin on this one

[south grove]

I like this one

[stone fern]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6egs8IFZd10ZcDRf7YWdLr?si=551ea68090584c59
i had this as my DT playlist for the longest time

listen to "lost kitten" to get an idea

[south grove]

https://open.spotify.com/album/3nG37CdJEbz1c7KrOOQn4Z?si=rgAr2KbQQEOdKeqMilUxAw

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-bang-theory-jim-parsons-sheldon-cooper-what-a-noob-noob-gif-5408039

[vague depot]

i just listen to the darktide ost

[spare talon]

i only have 2 playlists, vgm and non vgm

[rocky nacelle]

jack stauber

[vague depot]

but my audio cuts out during hordes so i play the music on spotify instead

[spare talon]

any i just listen to whatever i want at that moment

[rocky nacelle]

rare clad w

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-among-us-gif-22866559

[spare talon]

most of my non vgm are fast paced

[rocky nacelle]

ELECTRIFY MY

HE A-R-R-R-RT

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jakes-td-look-back-gif-15649983

[stone fern]

it fits best in the worst situations

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211203478284926976/1286908909860290621/caption.gif

[rocky nacelle]

mega man 2 dr wily boss theme

[spare talon]

but if i listen to the vgm one it can just decide to go all over the place

[south grove]

I've actually listened to the ink spots during gameplay because I can't keep myself calm

[rocky nacelle]

i dont understand how you can panic in a pve game with nothing on the line

[south grove]

the adrenaline rush really hits me every time

[sterile stone]

This

[south grove]

I don't react well with moving lights and colours

[rocky nacelle]

noobnoob would turn into atom dust if he decided to FC a rhythm game song

lmfao

[spare talon]

one match of darktide and i could have listened to these in this order

https://open.spotify.com/track/0a1WSNN8s2aoihmhxQUZzL?si=0460dbb0231847a3
https://open.spotify.com/track/24kwo7qCc49ARm4h2AVwDH?si=7d5df945c7be439b
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ZI607lJxi4P8RKtSHiYyd?si=8fde91eb55374eea
https://open.spotify.com/track/657DqxHnOmnX3ZRJlbs9xZ?si=4b1a65236bb44d84

[sterile stone]

Ohhhh shit

Dude

Get bro to play Osu

[stone fern]

i wanna post one one but the thumbnail is lewd shit

[rocky nacelle]

cole autism jumpscare

[vague depot]

i wanna kno is fire though

wait lemme get out a nikke song

[stone fern]

ok ill do spotify instead of YT

https://open.spotify.com/track/6JXAzCUM0Drgc4FgVA6mGC?si=6ec19c3a867947e9

[rocky nacelle]

lewd thumbnail

its just panty and stocking

lol

[stone fern]

the ending theme is peak

[rocky nacelle]

meh

scanty and kneesocks theme better

[vague depot]

give this a listen

https://open.spotify.com/track/27NirKBeqbyairEHlEuyEk?si=9a0672862fe44292

[rocky nacelle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Za2rCpQhZrRXldgz1MFAk?si=f1bca506fb784c39

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/deepwoken-deepwoken-block-parry-dodge-block-parry-dodge-low-tier-god-gif-24722977

[rocky nacelle]

scanty and kneesocks theme

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-hatsune-miku-scary-creepy-cyan-gif-3750317042294263169

[stone fern]

i like the entire ost but i thought we were posting chill songs for darktide

[rocky nacelle]

i listen to breakcore while playing darktide

i would not have anything

[spare talon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7uFwuETizZ9OhqJe44oUFT?si=d2926a5528c64ef5
https://open.spotify.com/track/0JOSka8YtUkEMqht0Ilbn2?si=823868d2cbfe4988
https://open.spotify.com/track/32grtNuLHY3qoZAkfCOelX?si=c26d6e397f0d431d
https://open.spotify.com/track/4YPoWI64zPnX8MY885px3f?si=7e274ae00bf945b1

[rocky nacelle]

I have chill playlists but those dont fit fart tide

lmfao

[sterile stone]

I think you dropped this

[rocky nacelle]

LOL

🌭

weenie hut jrs

[spare talon]

you dont even know what game this is

[south grove]

time to start hunting for cryptids in standard board heresy/damnation

I'm bored

need more diamantine

[rocky nacelle]

noobnoob you should invest in rhythm games

[rocky nacelle]

they'll help your shitty nerves

[sterile stone]

The names look Japanese

[rocky nacelle]

(maybe)

[spare talon]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1iAnsVz6AeC5rfQPYk6bMn?si=1d4b07886e5b4f8c

[sterile stone]

So no

[rocky nacelle]

a real rhythm game buddy

https://tenor.com/view/osu-gif-16810566439929479436

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-project-diva-hatsune-miku-megurine-luka-worlds-end-dancehall-gif-24276840

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/twewy-the-world-ends-with-you-peak-fiction-peak-you've-begun-peak-fiction-gif-1365353999070334323

[slender belfry]

Holla

[sterile stone]

Your steam library must be just magical.

Or terrifying.

[slender belfry]

@spare talon can you help me with the twin boss

[rocky nacelle]

its just white man interested in jrpgs

nothing crazy

[sterile stone]

I know you're hiding the weeb games

[spare talon]

like what

[rocky nacelle]

wtf you have tunic and havent played it

bot

[spare talon]

i played some of it

not much but i will continue

[sterile stone]

Wait a second...

[sterile stone]

You have Hunt?

Weeeell shit

I didn't think you liked pvp

[spare talon]

i dont

[sterile stone]

Well there goes any respect I had...

[rocky nacelle]

906 zealot with ramp/wrath maniac carapace mk15

bro cookin

[stone fern]

destiny 2 update queued

its so over

[sterile stone]

Nah nah

Don't hide the hours

[rocky nacelle]

please play a real game

I re installed it

for good ol times sake

[spare talon]

my steam profile is publicly available

you can see all that ive played

[spare talon]

just normal damnation twins?

[slender belfry]

Yes

After that is the hard mode

[spare talon]

hold on i need to reboot my game cuz i forgot pasting someones code instantly crashes my game specifically

[sterile stone]

Profile stalking is just weird.

[slender belfry]

Okey bro, i’m eating

xD

[spare talon]

ok but i am literally telling you that you can look at it so i dont have to post everything lmao

[sterile stone]

[slender belfry]

Can i add friend with u on steam

[spare talon]

thats not me trying to hide anything thats me saying its really inefficient for me to post everything one by one lmao

[spare talon]

sure

[slender belfry]

What is your friend code or name on steam

[spare talon]

hp office inkjet pro 6978

yes really

[sterile stone]

Inefficiency is how the world goes round

[slender belfry]

LOL

[spare talon]

god damn copy cats

wait this is my alt account lmao

[slender belfry]

LOL

Add me : Dzus7Mauf

[spare talon]

hp office inkjet pro 6978 isnt a real printer name, its one that altered a bit to fit within a character restriction

[vague depot]

what loadout do you like to bring for twins

[stone fern]

I HATE HP I HATE PRINTERS I HATE HATE LOATH THEM

[vague depot]

last time i played i think i used book crit evis

[spare talon]

ds4 cuz its overpowered

[stone fern]

THE FUCK YOU MEAN I NEED YELLOW TO PRINT BLACK AND WHITE

[vague depot]

ah

[stone fern]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[spare talon]

only place i still use ds4

[vague depot]

i thought the two voidshields might be an issue

[spare talon]

soloed the last phase of hm twins with that lmao

oh the mobility is huge for that

[slender belfry]

Me ? I like to do dmg or support build

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-22897697

[spare talon]

damage build is literally any possible build in the game

killing myself actually

[slender belfry]

Psyker dual sword with bistol

[south grove]

what the fuck

[south grove]

can I join

for fun

[south grove]

guh

[sterile stone]

Incoming wtf tintin

[stone fern]

the mod DT really needs

[south grove]

wtf is this

[slender belfry]

@spare talon okey i’m in game

[gray lantern]

Who let bro eat all the rations?

[polar nexus]

pure swag

[remote lark]

erm

cole

stinky

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

[spare talon]

wow thats so fucked up of you

[frosty herald]

Ligma

Shut up bottom

https://tenor.com/view/super-janemba-janemba-demon-anime-fusion-reborn-gif-8745369643042905872

[rocky nacelle]

wow

i just got auric exemplar

lol

[spare talon]

para

wanna hm twins

[rocky nacelle]

cole

you asked me this at 4 am

[spare talon]

yes i did

[rocky nacelle]

can i just turn my brain off and flamer the horde

i do not want to be on boss duty

[spare talon]

i can be on boss duty

[rocky nacelle]

also I couldnt beat harry houdini

[spare talon]

genuinely if you have a pickaxe ogryn to just fucking mulch the hordes of elites

[rocky nacelle]

his lightning was too strong

[spare talon]

point taken

[spare talon]

itll be fine tho just play zealot

[rocky nacelle]

i think you get the picture

yea once i get BP activated

im flamering the horde

also thrust DS2 feels good

thrust H1 to kill annoying shit/bosses, thrust H2 to clear chaff/elite shit

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-happy-happysteam-steam-gif-1779654035932426850

[spare talon]

wuh

[rocky nacelle]

im in a loading screen if something happened

js

[worn tapir]

yeah

[rocky nacelle]

ah i see enter the mourningstar into empty strike team

[spare talon]

i just grabbed a random guy from the mourningstar and it just fucking

what

what is happening

[slender belfry]

What

[spare talon]

now some extra random guy took paras spot

what the hell is this game

[bitter anvil]

That is my question.

[spare talon]

i asked mourningstar

someone said yes

[slender belfry]

LOL

[spare talon]

they request to join, i accept

removes me from strike team

invite dzus

extra rando from mourningstar joins

fucking huh

[rocky nacelle]

so long story short

[slender belfry]

xD

[rocky nacelle]

its your fault

[spare talon]

yea

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

[bitter anvil]

gg

[rocky nacelle]

well im waiting in our special place now

(the boring star)

yay

[stone fern]

imagine going anything other than nomad or reject

could not be me

[frosty herald]

The zealot with no name

[stone fern]

i still like nomad best tbh

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-like-a-dragon-yakuza-kazuma-gaiden-gif-5480943758306119991

[rocky nacelle]

I literally never use titles

ive told you guys this

they suck butt

[stone fern]

i have lacky on vet sage on psyker and nomad on zealot

[spare talon]

holy FUCK these randos were ass

[stone fern]

nothing on ogryn because i cant read

[slender belfry]

Should i change to an orgyn

[rocky nacelle]

can i join yet

[frosty herald]

Booty warrior

Now that is a good title

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-uo-fleece-johnson-hm-gif-19894097

not fitting for anyone in the darktide playerbase though

[frosty herald]

LMAO

[bitter anvil]

Yeah I was gonna get Nomad naturally

[slender belfry]

[spare talon]

was fully justified

[rocky nacelle]

how

[slender belfry]

U guys are true legend

Mein gyat

[rocky nacelle]

no i got carried

ty for the carry

[full nebula]

See I calls ya' Chris Handsome

[rocky nacelle]

should have clipped it right after she said it

smh

[slender belfry]

Damm

U guys kill the boss to fast

[rocky nacelle]

that was actually pretty fun who woulda thought twins is fun with competent ppl

[stone fern]

no

grind it

[rocky nacelle]

too bad fatshark raids like that with randumbs is worse than monster hunter randumbs

[full nebula]

i still need twins hardmode

never did it was 2 lazy

[rocky nacelle]

I think I only did it on hard mode

and never touched it again

LOL

[spare talon]

1 boss dps zealot and 1 pickgryn on elite duty makes it a breeze

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-2049-blade-runner-darktide-when-you-find-me-gif-13647306158287826208

[stone fern]

dorn did it less than 8 minutes

[spare talon]

like i did it with dorn and i had to ask if it was really hardmode

[stone fern]

wanna speed run it together?

[rocky nacelle]

nah just 2 flamers and a bolter

[bitter anvil]

Whatever, I’ll hop off bed and open computer

[stone fern]

real

[slender belfry]

Damm

[stone fern]

we can do a couple of runs

to help u sleep

do you have mmt?

dumb question

[bitter anvil]

I overnapping at 10 to 5

[rocky nacelle]

cole

[stone fern]

if you had mmt you wouldnt need my help

[bitter anvil]

What’s mmt?

[rocky nacelle]

can you post DS4 heavy attack breakdown for me

i wanna compare it rq

[stone fern]

many more try

[bitter anvil]

I don’t get it

[stone fern]

its a mod

[bitter anvil]

Oh

[stone fern]

nvm

[bitter anvil]

I don’t have it

[stone fern]

yeah its fine

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao it is the exact same ds4 poke

ds2 my beloved

[spare talon]

yeah the mk2 is just ds4.5

cuz its half of both

[rocky nacelle]

ds2 is ds4 but good

[spare talon]

but hipster you mean

dude my neck fucking HURTS