zealot-class

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-tweaking-gohan-geeking-gohan-gohan-angry-gohan-rage-gif-9806548706208748757

[hearty nebula]

yamato noob....

wow...

[frosty herald]

WHAT

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[frosty herald]

Smh

W*men

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-optimus-prime-orion-pax-run-gif-11941670498158937418

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1304368351233183744/this-is-glorpshit-glorp.gif

[bitter anvil]

did yamato got downed in match?

[sterile stone]

I’m betting 15 clams that’s the case

[frosty herald]

Nah

[bitter anvil]

why Neiry call you a noob?

[frosty herald]

Neiryn got trapped

And i teabagged her

[bitter anvil]

make sense

[sterile stone]

I raised that boy right

Taught him everything he knows

[hearty nebula]

i didnt even see it

so

fake

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald it’s time

[bitter anvil]

oh 4 squad full now?

[frosty herald]

no

[grizzled aspen]

[bitter anvil]

3?

[sterile stone]

I am a strict adherent to the cult of solo que

[bitter anvil]

oh you;re soloist

[sterile stone]

Strength through tribulations

[grizzled aspen]

Neiryn is a big meanie to me, she deserves to get bagged on.

[sterile stone]

And yada yada

[sterile stone]

Parc you getting stalk 2?

[frosty herald]

argus is too much of a wuss

he will get clowned on if he gets downed on the auric mael

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-whale-the-whale-fraiser-camera-gif-3764417687302677901

Gm fellow preachers

[bitter anvil]

hello

[nimble fiber]

whats it about?

[sterile stone]

This comment is wild

Considering 9/10 of any match I play is auric maelstrom

[sterile stone]

Gopnik simulator

[bitter anvil]

are you going consider play havoc only when they release?

[sterile stone]

Yeah

[bitter anvil]

crazy

[sterile stone]

I do anything for the drip

I will suffer to stay looking fresh

It’s in my DNA

[nimble fiber]

hm

[frosty herald]

hopefully it looks good

[bitter anvil]

all black color cosmetic like destiny 2 Hunter all black shader

[sterile stone]

Talked to a person who’s seen it

[nimble fiber]

does it have cool monsters in it?

[sterile stone]

Apparently it looks nice

[sterile stone]

Kiiiinda

Mind controlling mutants that make your character commit aliven’t

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-gif-4860969079092824906

[sterile stone]

Giant tadpole looking human mutants

Ect

[frosty herald]

and who might this scholar be

[nimble fiber]

is it pvp also and similar to day z?

[frosty herald]

play shadow of chernobyl

[sterile stone]

I’ve never played stalker pvp

[bitter anvil]

stalcraft

[sterile stone]

Loose lips sink ships

[frosty herald]

youve known me for 2 years buster

[nimble fiber]

ok most important question, does it have crossplay

[sterile stone]

Yeah but this person can get into trouble

[frosty herald]

oh

[sterile stone]

Considering all play testers signed a NDA

And I ain’t trying to screw a friend over

[frosty herald]

honestly real

[hushed knoll]

[sterile stone]

I just hope the fit looks decent

Considering what I was told

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/panic-south-park-s10e2-smug-alert-freak-out-gif-20821662

[sterile stone]

It’s not something you can just get in a short time

It’s a long term investment

[frosty herald]

does it look different from the stanky blue armor?

like actually decent

[nimble fiber]

hi stan

[sterile stone]

Apparently it does

It’s all black

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-freezer-frieza-freeza-laughing-gif-11930602

[grizzled aspen]

If it's anything like the first game, exo suits are endgame stuff.

[nimble fiber]

ark be like

[frosty herald]

ngl

if its really all black itl shade nicely with mortis operator

[sterile stone]

Legit

Itd be nice if the just sold base outfits

And shaders for the fit

[hearty nebula]

i feel bad that i genuinely have to be mean to get people to like

stop being shit sometimes in pubs

[trail robin]

i noticed that in vermintide 2 on cataclysm or even legendary there was much higers amount of skilled to noob ratio

casuals never went there

[frosty herald]

I was genuinely surprised you could keep up with me being so fast

[hearty nebula]

its not that hard

just hold W

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/flash-superman-justice-league-gif-11179580

[sterile stone]

It kinda plays like that in darktide

Sometimes

[hearty nebula]

hmmmm

[sterile stone]

You’ll get the occasional fresh 30s way in over their head

Going into aurics and dying near immediately

[hearty nebula]

i mean yeah

[frosty herald]

Some people are carried hard

[sterile stone]

But some people regardless of how good they are have bad days

Shit happens

[trail robin]

in darktide you will get 200lvl zealot which rushes into elites and dies

[bitter anvil]

I had bad impression play with path.exe last time

i downed twice in pox gas modifer

[sterile stone]

I consider level 200 to be still early in the process of learning a class

Shit I’m almost level 500 on my vet and I’m still learning stuff

[nimble fiber]

my vet that hasn't seen the light yet

[sterile stone]

I wanna hit Atleast 800 on my vet

But mindlessly grinding levels is more boring than watching paint dry

[spice flame]

that's why I get nervous when I see aurics flooded with +10s - +60s

[nimble fiber]

what about

watching grass grow

[sterile stone]

Depends on the grass

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-glasses-up-smile-impressed-yeah-gif-15252912

[frosty herald]

Im like lvl 180 on my zealot

[nimble fiber]

idek what lvl I am lmao

probably some low number cause I stopped playing with pubs

[sterile stone]

I’ve learned to not expect much from low level players, remind myself they’re still in the learning process and it’s something we all go through at different paces

[carmine falcon]

as someone who still makes a lot of mistakes trust me when i tell you im more inclined to listen to someone who's not being mean than someone calling me funny slurs or spamming pings

i had a random vet literally coach the shit out of me and i listened cause bro was nice

[sterile stone]

With that being said, I’d prefer to not play with low levels because when I muster the willpower to play darktide, I don’t wanna spend it being a care taker

[spice flame]

Yup. Sometimes they can be better than yourself but it doesn't give any confidence when a lobby is full of people who barely have reached lvl 30 lol

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-gif-24775540

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/one-man-cheeseburger-apocalypse-one-man-cheese-burger-cheese-gif-15472842270498506398

[sterile stone]

It’s worse when there’s level 20s in a auric maelstrom

[hearty nebula]

I don't mean like

[nimble fiber]

real also with a group u know its more fun

[hearty nebula]

calling them slurs etc

cause i have no interest in reported for it

but i am not above telling someone to pull their thumb out of their ass

[nimble fiber]

cause u can take smoke breaks together

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

Neiryn on several ocasions

[sterile stone]

I’d probs play in a group more often if I didn’t prioritize music over talking to people

[nimble fiber]

argus

what about

both

[sterile stone]

I can’t

I’ve tried

[nimble fiber]

man

[hearty nebula]

literally

[carmine falcon]

i guess that's fine
my rule of thumb is people should be nice but shit can get heated and i understand why people who take games seriously want others to do their part

[nimble fiber]

u making me sad

[fathom helm]

Offence score: Yes.

[carmine falcon]

also i just never join damnation high int and above if im tired

[sterile stone]

Like when I have my music going

[nimble fiber]

what if the music is very quiet

[sterile stone]

I dead ass

Just turn my brain off and auto pilot

[nimble fiber]

damn

[vernal terrace]

meow meow meow

its almost bed time

[carmine falcon]

idk why people join higher diff missions then say "bro i was working all day give me a break"
my brother in christ it doesnt add up

[nimble fiber]

nah it brings me into the zone but Im still kinda there u know

[bitter anvil]

asia person

[nimble fiber]

idk how I do it but I do it

[sterile stone]

Kez is a Brit

Which is the most offensive type of existence

[bitter anvil]

i just said european asleep and someone said is not even evening in europe

[vernal terrace]

need to sleep after work so i can spend more time with cole 😻

[sterile stone]

Like if I get in my zone when I’m playing a game

I need silence to focus

[vernal terrace]

its 4pm rn

[bitter anvil]

you going bed early?

[sterile stone]

Aye you do you

[nimble fiber]

eh depends on the game and situation

[carmine falcon]

people take naps ya know

[nimble fiber]

like say cod pvp

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-gif-16227461533718695249

i shall

[nimble fiber]

when I wanna hear steps n shit

[vernal terrace]

and be more powerful for it

[sterile stone]

CoD pvp is a fucking nightmare to lock into

[nimble fiber]

hahaha

[sterile stone]

Cause I know if I play well

[nimble fiber]

yeah

[sterile stone]

Sbmm is gonna remind me why I shouldn’t

[nimble fiber]

also

[carmine falcon]

i tried bo6 online for few hours and nopped tf out
impossible to get into if you havent played cod online in ages

everyone is too fast

[nimble fiber]

If I play well, I mostly dont have a good time

[carmine falcon]

maps are too small for how fast people move

the palyers are all cracked zoomers who zoom zoom around

stand still u fk

[nimble fiber]

I can be first place and best play, but the fun still won't be quite there

[sterile stone]

New season maps are apparently gonna remedy this

[vernal terrace]

last cod online i played was BO3

that was fun

[sterile stone]

Devs said they listened to community feedback

[frosty herald]

This is why you only camo grind dark matter for launchers and play zombies

[carmine falcon]

are they gonna fix getting spawn killed 100x times in a row too lmao

[bitter anvil]

im like being more tactical rather be tacticool in fast pace fps game. just walk slowly and look around corner to corner.

[carmine falcon]

what games is like that even

[nimble fiber]

ah fuck the camo grind in pvp

[carmine falcon]

ready or not?

[nimble fiber]

honestly

[carmine falcon]

not pvp

[sterile stone]

This is something I wish to know aswell

[nimble fiber]

only care about attachments and then im chillin

[sterile stone]

I need to get the red dot

So I can grind headies for the opal snipers

[bitter anvil]

what they do, i alway did opposite

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald I’m gonna make more bad financial decisions

[frosty herald]

Your still playing that game?

[carmine falcon]

i tried this game for 1 hour with friends

i legit cant believe people play this

[bitter anvil]

the first descendant and now this

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[carmine falcon]

mobile ahh game

[sterile stone]

Mhmm

[carmine falcon]

i made a big booty chick and the in game model looked way worse than the character creator one 😔

got scammed!!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/the-first-descendant-tfd-first-descendant-bunny-gif-26988116

If you want the gyatt you have to play hailey

[sterile stone]

Games big selling point is making skimpy outfits for females

[nimble fiber]

the first gooner

[carmine falcon]

was talking about once human lmao im never touching this shit

[sterile stone]

You really haven’t seen ultimate Freyna have you

[nimble fiber]

argus u still playing tfd?

[bitter anvil]

the tfd is my define of insanity grind with 2% mod drop

[sterile stone]

I log in on occasion to see what’s new

[frosty herald]

Jesus christ

[nimble fiber]

man

I missed almost all the new emotea

[carmine falcon]

the ads are so fucking funny https://x.com/FirstDescendant/status/1841843311298130353

The First Descendant Official (@FirstDescendant) on X

To match her fierce attitude, Ultimate Freyna’s skin takes it to the next level! 🔥
Which version will you choose? Coming 10/10! ⚔️

Twitter · Oct 3, 2024, 2:10 PM

game is 200% gooner and not even hiding it

actually respect

[sterile stone]

That’s her paid cosmetic outfit

[nimble fiber]

even tho I was there when I should have gotten one of them at least

[frosty herald]

I did not know she had that much ass

[sterile stone]

Ult Freyna’s main outfit is fishnet leggings and a swim suit

[light badge]

I dunno if I'm having major skill issue or if Clandestium's audio is fucked

like, I hear a dog, clearly running in front of me

turns out it was directly behind me

[nimble fiber]

we def gotta open up some vaults again with vin

[bitter anvil]

korean game dev

[sterile stone]

Download the better audio dlc

$200 USD

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna do vault runs when ultimate Enzo drops

[nimble fiber]

if he confirmed?

[sterile stone]

I’m hoping he is

[bitter anvil]

i hate kuiper shard farm

[sterile stone]

Bro is one of the best characters in game

[nimble fiber]

I want ult yujin ngl

[bitter anvil]

least the daily quest give some

[harsh quartz]

What’s probably the most popular weapon combo on zealot

[sterile stone]

Sitting on like 3 mil in kaiper

[bitter anvil]

you done daily quest daily?

[sterile stone]

Lmao no

[nimble fiber]

man block kuiper mining was my hood

[sterile stone]

I got kaiper just farming parts

[bitter anvil]

or you get from disamting mods?

[sterile stone]

I dead ass would spend hours if my free time just farming parts

[nimble fiber]

haha real sadly

[bitter anvil]

im all burnout grinding in tfd

[sterile stone]

That 3% Yujin drop rate is painful

[bitter anvil]

or 2% mod drop

on a open world mission

i played 10-15 time and get me burnout the mod didn't drop

[grizzled aspen]

Normalize calling in to jobs that hate you.

[sterile stone]

Japan is a lil funky when it comes to jobs

Imagine telling your boss you quit

And they just say

No

[grizzled aspen]

I'm talking about America.

[bitter anvil]

last time i play easiest fastest mission open world running bunny with emission to farm kuiper shard and i get transcended mod drop after 30-40 runs

[grizzled aspen]

My boss hates me lmao.

[sterile stone]

I feel like most bosses hate their employees

[frosty herald]

not mine

[bitter anvil]

bosses do not care about employees,

[grizzled aspen]

Mf scheduled me 5 hours today and expects me to come in while sick.

[sterile stone]

You’re a bum

[frosty herald]

ok now this is just rude

[ornate bone]

Ok then go in

[bitter anvil]

when employee dies in hurricane the boss like apologies call them employee

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[sterile stone]

You’re right

My fault

You’re lame ass

Is a bum

[nimble fiber]

how u know his ass argus

[dusky portal]

Work day was rained out for me 😌 my condolences

[frosty herald]

erm

[sterile stone]

We don’t ask questions round these parts

[frosty herald]

weve been here since launch

and his BROKE ass

started being friendly with me and gave me HD2 as a gift

now buy me bo6 broke ass

[bitter anvil]

buy sm2 for him

[nimble fiber]

oh nahnah I know that you guys are war veterans and shit

[dusky portal]

can i get bo6 too

[nimble fiber]

I just meant why yams ass specifically, why not his elbow or something

[dusky portal]

allegedly, their ass is lame

it goes inward

[frosty herald]

the fuck

[nimble fiber]

what

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-homer-ned-flanders-nothing-gif-7297337

i will have no insults made about my badonkadonk

[dusky portal]

how else would an ass be lame besides look scary

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029967682012971068/1271308800476971028/ezgif-1-94cbbd08fc.gif

[nimble fiber]

it could just be flat af I guess idk, maybe yam has that gyat

argus said its lame

[sullen forge]

Bum!!! 🗣️

[bitter anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1039705478667702272/1158259396594384906/2Ayyiez.gif?ex=651b989f&is=651a471f&hm=1c1bdf8de46ba276adcfc5ccf7a916a4627506b026122adbeaa0d207b4c60910&

[frosty herald]

MAN WTF

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

[ornate bone]

Space marines 2????

[bitter anvil]

yes

[sullen forge]

You’re a bum yam!!!!! 🗣️🗣️

[dusky portal]

this debate has ruined my gooning shift long enough

[ornate bone]

You just got a new update that gave you 1 weapon for 3 classes out of the 5-6

[frosty herald]

maybe ill gift something nice on christmas for a few people here

the volkite pistol sucks ass

[nimble fiber]

ah damn

[sullen forge]

I’m hearing mixed signals on it

It’s good if you can aim

Or it’s shit

[frosty herald]

it eats through ammo takes an entire mag to kill a majoris

and does fuckall damage to extremis

[dusky portal]

why am i pregnant

[bitter anvil]

mpreg

[dusky portal]

who just fucked me????!!!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[sullen forge]

This is why we should kill all furries

https://tenor.com/view/angry-dog-dog-angry-rat-dog-rat-gif-26294380

[bitter anvil]

which?

[dusky portal]

who’s a furry

[bitter anvil]

moewlice

[dusky portal]

mpreg

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/general-chicken-with-rice-eggroll-can-i-get-a-eggroll-with-it-kq-it-come-wit-eggwuh-gif-3825448863695810314

[ornate bone]

YOU THIEF

YOU STOLE IT

I WAS FIRST AND YOU STOLE IT

DAMN YOU!!!!

[bitter anvil]

Damnation

[dusky portal]

🏃‍♂️run!!!!!

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-lasso-patrick-explosion-scared-gif-8110397

[dusky portal]

TGEY GOT ME LASagnaaaaaa-

[sullen forge]

Boil

[bitter anvil]

i woke up and i feel tired

why?

[dusky portal]

probably just woke up

[bitter anvil]

💤

[sterile stone]

Sir

I have spent close to $300 on video games in the past week

[misty nova]

Bro's waking up gradually

[sterile stone]

The rest of this money in my bonk account

Goes towards bills and groceries

[sullen forge]

@sterile stone someone at activision lives in my fucking walls I swear

There’s a shark skin coming with all the others next update for BO6

[sterile stone]

Yeah yeah yeah

It’s for carver I think

I forgot to mention that to you

He looks like king shark from the Harley Quin cartoon they made

[dusky portal]

whales

[sullen forge]

Yeah this, I literally saw it and instantly went oh now we’re at 3 furry bait skins

[frosty herald]

the stone skin looks hard tho

[sterile stone]

The steampunk outfit ?

[light badge]

shoutout to staff spam psykers for being the single most annoying build to play with

hope that shit gets nerfed into the ground

[bitter anvil]

Probably too bored to idling and chatting on discord rather play any games

[sterile stone]

They cooked with the Blackcell skins

[frosty herald]

first time i prefer the blackcell version

[dusky portal]

oh no they’re hot

[light badge]

r8 the new melee build (still running Deimos/Bistol)

[sterile stone]

This shit has me eyes hurting

[dusky portal]

Looks solid

[light badge]

why?

[sterile stone]

Trying to look at where everything is

[spare dome]

scrunched trees are annoying to me

[light badge]

I prefer them

[sweet onyx]

how so?

[light badge]

no scrolling needed for builds

[spare dome]

for screenshots sure

[sweet onyx]

i like playing psyker but i dont wanna annoy
i already limit my use of empowered psyonic smite so like

[harsh quartz]

Lmfao

[sweet onyx]

is there a problem with staves

[frosty herald]

holon holon

brain brst with scrier?

[spare dome]

its clearly for flayer

[harsh quartz]

Do veterans have shit survivability or something? Every time I play with 2 or 3 in auric pubs they’re constantly dying

[light badge]

ya, and the occasional pack of gunners that I don't wanna peek over and over with the bistol

[light badge]

No, vets are just usually terrible

[sterile stone]

The average player is just dog shit

[dusky portal]

we’re the average players tho…

[harsh quartz]

I just hate having to kite around in circles reviving and rescuing. Stresses me out

[dusky portal]

wait a minute..

[sterile stone]

I ain’t

[light badge]

Does a lot of damage with very little skill required

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[light badge]

like I'm trying to melee a horde to get my toughness back and suddenly everything is dead in a wave of blue balls

[harsh quartz]

Yea blue balls suck man

[sullen forge]

Holy peak

[dusky portal]

a wave of what

[sullen forge]

I was trying to find out what they gave Stone

They fucking COOKED

[dusky portal]

I’d this for for tier or just in general

[frosty herald]

this is the best skin for blackcell

[sweet onyx]

noted
in that case if a zealots neck deep in a horde ill just look around and try to focus on elites and specialists and shit

[harsh quartz]

Zealots ironically survive better in hordes

[dusky portal]

my blue balls when the blade of faith misses by a hair and a sniper brains me

[misty nova]

One of the best
Iron Will is fair and balanced

[harsh quartz]

So why are randoms constantly dying then

[bitter anvil]

😪 am bored now, what I should play?

[harsh quartz]

Satisfactory

[bitter anvil]

If my friend on then I would

[sterile stone]

Say it with me bambino

[bitter anvil]

But he stop playing satisfactory with me

[dusky portal]

Abiotic factor

[sterile stone]

The average player

[light badge]

@merry flume annoyances of using the small trees aside, speedrunning is fun

[sterile stone]

Is not good

[frosty herald]

They arent good at the game

[dusky portal]

What’s bambi no

[misty nova]

Because randoms bad

[harsh quartz]

What I am apparently

[misty nova]

Or something

[sterile stone]

The average player hovers between malice and heresy

[sullen forge]

Just play with me sometime if you want to see a Veteran literally never go down or take more than 100 HP :)))

[dusky portal]

hello bambino

[harsh quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sup-whats-up-gif-10106147

[misty nova]

Idk those words saturated on me and now I don't really care about pubs quality
Just play
No thoughts
Just M1+W

[light badge]

Voice of Cuckoldry

[dusky portal]

you get it

[grizzled aspen]

Looks like utter dogshit ngl.

[sterile stone]

You can’t be a hater your whole life

[frosty herald]

Frog is also a massive hater

[sullen forge]

Voice of Cucking making me unironically have 5 HP taken most

[dusky portal]

Sure can

[frosty herald]

Sees the coolest skin inspired by frostpunk 2

[light badge]

Hate implies some personal vendetta

[frosty herald]

And calls it trash

[light badge]

the only thing I hate is ASS cheesers

[harsh quartz]

Cucks are people too right?… RIGHT?

[grizzled aspen]

If thats the best they could come up with then it shouldn't have been come up with.

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[light badge]

most of the time

[sterile stone]

Hold on now

Now hold on

Hwat

[frosty herald]

Ass cheese

[dusky portal]

But the cucks love my VoC they can’t stay up without it

[grizzled aspen]

That's me. Weep.

[frosty herald]

Lmfao

[harsh quartz]

Tf is an ass cheeser

[sterile stone]

I’m fighting you for making me read this

[frosty herald]

Auric storm survi or

[dusky portal]

ASS

[light badge]

die die die die die die die die die

[dusky portal]

acronym

[bitter anvil]

Auric storm survivor

[frosty herald]

Basically no one takes people with the title serious

[bitter anvil]

ASS

[sullen forge]

Sneako is one so like…… not looking good

[sterile stone]

Become ungovernable

[light badge]

I want you to know that I typed out all of those 'die's individually @grizzled aspen

[sterile stone]

Use the content creator title

[harsh quartz]

Because they soft log the second they fall down?

[grizzled aspen]

If you saw what I had to put up with you'd have cheesed it too.

[frosty herald]

Auric storm survivor is equevelant to using a damnation frame unironically

[dusky portal]

I still need my ass but no one’s on at the same time

[frosty herald]

I want your ass

Wait what

[sterile stone]

Pause

[light badge]

I still don't have ASS, actually

[bitter anvil]

Lmao

[light badge]

I should probably get around to that

[sterile stone]

Let’s talk about that

Let’s regroup

[grizzled aspen]

Mfw burgle does a belly flop for zero fucking reason and it reaches halfway across the map to ledge me:

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-sit-on-the-chair-that-makes-me-yap-yakuza-gaiden-like-a-dragon-pirate-yakuza-in-hawaii-hawaii-yakuza-hawai-majima-gif-1875002789278146677

[harsh quartz]

Yes officer. Thats him right there

[sullen forge]

And what level is your psyker?

[fleet zealot]

The other ferret vtuber

[sullen forge]

Work on that shit right now

[dusky portal]

If you can help grind it’s yours I need penances

[bitter anvil]

[sterile stone]

Today I learned there’s a ferret vtuber

[grizzled aspen]

4x the level of my zealout.

[frosty herald]

I dont have ass either cause i dont wanna bother with it

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[sullen forge]

I’m lvl 750 and I already have Doodooshit title

[light badge]

one of these days I'm gonna put in the effort to get it

[frosty herald]

I can spend my time elsewere instead of auric storm

[light badge]

at the very least for the penance points

[sterile stone]

Mfw I only bothered to get ass for the penance points

[bitter anvil]

I don’t really care for title

[sullen forge]

Honestly

[dusky portal]

I need ass!!!!

[sterile stone]

[bitter anvil]

You’re ass is crass

[sullen forge]

Seeing an ASS player join a good chunk of the times they’re just

Bad

Really bad

[sterile stone]

Your name makes me crave a calzone

[dusky portal]

my ass!! no!!

[bitter anvil]

Crazy ridiculous auric storm survivor

[frosty herald]

Is your title big😎

[sterile stone]

But I know I shouldn’t

[light badge]

Tour of Duty titles and Reject > everything else

[frosty herald]

Erk

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[sullen forge]

🗣️

[frosty herald]

People who use the crafting title>

I really should get cyber falcon

[light badge]

Ministorum Guardian too

that one is also goated

[sterile stone]

I’m still lazily grinding to get the nomad title

[sullen forge]

Auric Exemplar

Gets a slight pass

[light badge]

ehhh

I'm skeptical of those ones

[dusky portal]

I use the starter no title, wild card

[light badge]

Exemplar's are a total coin flip in my experience

[light badge]

chad

[frosty herald]

Once grim protocol drops ill play seriously again

[bitter anvil]

Reject title

[frosty herald]

Unless the sm2 dark angels update drops

[dusky portal]

dressed like shit but if you have the mod it says 400+ Lmao I could be ass or god

[sterile stone]

I’m expecting new titles with havok

I better get a big boss title

[frosty herald]

Destroyer of heresy

[bitter anvil]

Kinda wanna game with someone on Darktide not pub

[frosty herald]

Champion of the emperor

Purifier of chaos

[sullen forge]

It’s 50/50

[sterile stone]

Cheek clapper extraordinaire

[sullen forge]

Unlike ASS

where it’s 90% shitters

[frosty herald]

Torta pounder proffessional

[sullen forge]

I fw you heavy or something like that

[dusky portal]

we could get ass 🖐️🫨

[violet hornet]

I use auric storm survivor just to scare my teammates

[sterile stone]

Is the ass in the room with us

[dusky portal]

Ass right there

[bitter anvil]

Okay I think if I can survive histg

Or not

[sterile stone]

I can’t believe Jawa has the title of ass

[light badge]

rule of ASS: if they're above level 200, they're usually competent

[bitter anvil]

I don’t have mod to see true level

I’m still 30

[dusky portal]

Past 400? 😉

[frosty herald]

Greatsword is going to make my playtime big and my skill level bigger

[sterile stone]

True mod is a god send

[violet hornet]

This has been pretty true to my experience lol

[light badge]

Competency goes up with level, though the 300-600 range is usually a little overconfident

[bitter anvil]

I think I feel like below 150 something because I dont play Darktide alone much these day

I cant tell

I usually queue with my friend

[light badge]

you could group with somebody in here and we could pop your level cherry

[bitter anvil]

They sometime play with me

[dusky portal]

im overconfident I’ll accept that

[bitter anvil]

Right now?

[light badge]

not for me unfortunately

darktide keeps bricking my wifi rn lol

[bitter anvil]

Unfortunate

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[dusky portal]

I can be on in an hour if bros wanna play

[bitter anvil]

Yeah sure

I once play with my same ethnic Nationality friend on maelstrom auric

feel like I’m being carried

I didn’t do much effort they take everything

[dusky portal]

that stunlocked me lol

[frosty herald]

Bro got hit with a perfect parry

[bitter anvil]

When I play lone time solo queue with pub is regular damnation

Went once on auric just least competent teammate I met

[dusky portal]

heresy normal

[paper harness]

Above 300 capping at around 1000

Past true level 1k the average player returns to mediocrity

[bitter anvil]

Heresy kinda met non-level 30 player and they might be crap at playing

Like level 18 on heresy

Damnation rarely see low level players

Most time max level player

[light badge]

nah I'm built dif

[dusky portal]

Had a 28 on maelstrom auric he was solid

[light badge]

the self improvement arc has no climax 💪

[dusky portal]

RAHHHH

[frosty herald]

Boosted players

[bitter anvil]

Yeah some player are not max level preform okay or do well.

[frosty herald]

And then you have xp exploit lvl 3ks

[bitter anvil]

Like I had level 25 smyker did alright

[paper harness]

Trauma is 5117 right now

No xp curios, no glitches, no speedrunning

[frosty herald]

Gyattdamn

[dusky portal]

some vets are true gyatsmen

[bitter anvil]

Gyatsmen

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ghost-barrel-explode-fly-gif-10528166394804192796

[sterile stone]

Xp exploit?

[frosty herald]

Dorn explain

[paper harness]

Used to be a way to stack xp from curios

Up to 300000%

[sterile stone]

Christ

[frosty herald]

Wait it wasnt finishing a mission multiple times glitch?

[paper harness]

Dying at the end over and over

[sterile stone]

Isn’t that just speed running

[frosty herald]

Nah

[fleet zealot]

Idk about the exploits but basically after a certain point, more levels just means you no life the game and do nothing to actually improve/ change and use your high level to justify why you run terrible shit

[sterile stone]

I’ve had missions where I’ve completed them so fast I can play them again

[frosty herald]

At the end screen you could accept rewards multiple times

[fleet zealot]

But yea, exploiters also fall into the “not playing to improve” category

[grand tangle]

I run terrible shit to challenge myself and because some of the terrible shit looks really cool

[sterile stone]

This is news to me

[sterile stone]

I tried this with the vraks burst rifles

Tried to make a weak spot crit build

Did not have fun

[grand tangle]

The 2shit burst?

[paper harness]

hehehehe

[fleet zealot]

As long as you aren’t being weird “omg lacerate is the best i have more hours more levels, post hours post levels”

[sterile stone]

3 burst variant

[fleet zealot]

3 burst is great and also vigilants aren’t terrible

[grand tangle]

I've seen that work in previous patches

[fleet zealot]

Im talking legit, terrible talents, blessings, perks despite have 1k-3k levels

[frosty herald]

Wait WHAT

Once theyre children????!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[bitter anvil]

That’s king crusader for ya

[paper harness]

Farming out genes

Pairing them off now

[grand tangle]

Don't you dare criticize +2stsm, block efficiency power cycler sunder mk6 psword

[frosty herald]

bruh

[paper harness]

cursed with too many daughters right now

[frosty herald]

Just use brutal momentum powersword

[stone fern]

karama

[paper harness]

i am going to kill all male heirs once i get my super soldier

[frosty herald]

Gets a random event killing your super soldier

[paper harness]

kills self irl

[frosty herald]

Or bumfuckistan assassinates him

[pale spindle]

weebs 🤝 incest 🤝 CK3 players

[dusky portal]

crusader kings gets wicked QUICK

[frosty herald]

Selling your soul to satan

[dusky portal]

i just wanted to be a smart guy and got visions of the future and it made me bedridden

[frosty herald]

Lmfao

[grand tangle]

Me working on my van

[paper harness]

i should get blood father with Duke Reinhard V

[dusky portal]

in my final childless moments i somehow made 3 kids before dying in that bed

[grand tangle]

Stop playing crusader cucks

[dusky portal]

you’re a cuck!

[pale spindle]

Me killing 90% of my children so I can get the one kid I have with a decent trait into succession.

But then he dies from polio

[grand tangle]

Average crusader kings game:
Start kingdom
Get cucked by another king
Start war to reclaim wife and honor
Lose and die

[dusky portal]

heavy lays the crown

[south grove]

rodent behaviour

[dusky portal]

im sorry this happened to you but has never been me

[grand tangle]

I don't even own crusader kings

[dusky portal]

using the tactics of my homeland i turn my lands into a self managing warzone

[light badge]

queued for standard damnation

first thing I see

lmao

[dusky portal]

he’s speaking in tongues

[frosty herald]

crusader kings in a nutshell

[violet hornet]

What does this even mean lol

[dusky portal]

something about horses I believe

[grand tangle]

Did he self censor pussy?

[paper harness]

he is so cooked

[nimble fiber]

what

[dusky portal]

the supernatural pull rome has to me

🖐️🫨 WAR

casus belli : i want it

[pale spindle]

Average CK3 family tree:

https://i.imgur.com/XmzvvV3.jpeg

[paper harness]

3.7% chance

But the blood line buff is worth it guys

[fleet zealot]

Is it worth it?

[frosty herald]

oh god

[bitter anvil]

They put seal in ice cream inator

Turn Into ice cream

[frosty herald]

@sterile stone imagine if the black armor is inspired by lucifer blacks

[stone fern]

anyone seen Alien: Romulus?

its ok imo

[sterile stone]

Considering there’s no models of LBs

Gamesworkshop would string fat shark up by the balls over hot coals

If they dared to take creative liberty and make a uniform for them

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

straight out of the 1930s

[jagged cradle]

lol?

[dusky portal]

I’ll take creative liberty for them

[sullen forge]

Ancient tongue

[sterile stone]

Imagine you saw a bunch of mfs walking around the Morningstar

In this

https://preview.redd.it/lucifer-blacks-by-leonitus-link-in-comments-v0-zsq0xo2luepa1.jpg?auto=webp&s=8d2511a795068c32d18ad981e1465f396febd62d

[dusky portal]

OH WE FUCKIN 🙏

[slender belfry]

Brothar

I need help

[sterile stone]

Look at what we’ll never get

Look

And feel despair

[frosty herald]

literal coolest thing ever

[sterile stone]

Given how the LBs are mostly on Tera

And their suits are borderline power armor suits

Finding one being sold now howlette would 9/10 mean we’d be getting executed for even having it in our possession

[frosty herald]

luckily well get 2 bionic legs for vet

[hard nexus]

is that a power glaive

pawesome

[sterile stone]

It’s a thing

That’s all I know

[frosty herald]

argus post the next cosmetic drop

with the 2 cybernetic legs

[sterile stone]

I’m at work

[frosty herald]

Bruh

[sterile stone]

You thought I was joking when I said I had to go to work

[dusky portal]

losing both of your legs and still have to go to work

[south grove]

hi

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-dbz-gif-9742184

[dusky portal]

look at spin

what a nerd

ah ha

[merry flume]

[sterile stone]

Kenshi ahh legs

[frosty herald]

They look so cool

[dusky portal]

https://tenor.com/view/kenshi-gif-26724147

[sterile stone]

Should just make a cosmetic that turns you into damn near full borg

Go Adumb Splasher

[frosty herald]

We still have no chestpieces featuring bionics

[light badge]

psyker can get pretty close

[sterile stone]

Don’t we have a bionic arm?

[frosty herald]

Pretty sure not

[sterile stone]

Fack

[light badge]

really?

I could've sworn one of vet's cosmetics had a bionic arm

[sterile stone]

I’m gonna have to check when I get home

[stable cypress]

if vet had got bionic arm I woulda snatched that shit asap

[light badge]

brain burst is the best psyker blitz because it lets me inspect my hand tattoos

how the hell did Swagger get purity seals?

[sterile stone]

His sweg

[frosty herald]

Honorary soldier of the imperium

[sterile stone]

It’s grendy tendie

I just know it

[frosty herald]

Swagger is still shady as hell

[sullen forge]

Grendy tendie for locating the source of making Moebian steel

[sterile stone]

I tried to look into his mask

Dude’s face is just a blank void

[stable cypress]

People walking by stuck them on like Kick Me signs

[sullen forge]

Can I borrow 7 racks please 🥺

[harsh quartz]

Tf you need 7 racks for

[sullen forge]

I just need it

[sterile stone]

It’s for a fur suit

Nothing else on this planet is that expensive

[sullen forge]

Heads going for nearly 1k by themselves is fucking criminal

[sterile stone]

Being a furry gotta be the most expensive hobby

Where do y’all get all that damn money to fund this

[sullen forge]

That or Anything history related

[sullen forge]

IT department

[harsh quartz]

Selling lsd at furry conventions honestly

[dusky portal]

furries never cheap out

have to respect it

[south grove]

you forgot the nose

the stupid ass nose

[sterile stone]

I will say this

[frosty herald]

Oh yeah the cyber nose

[sterile stone]

My disdain for furries is high

But they got 2 things going for them

Deep pockets

And they’re ultra friendly

Most of the time

[south grove]

you like money

[harsh quartz]

I thought he was going to say something else for the second point

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/hd-smirk-gif-7206957141966421326

[dusky portal]

No furry I’ve met actually likes animals they just like the humanoid cartoon animal look

[harsh quartz]

Pray they don’t “like” animals

The animals don’t deserve it

[sterile stone]

I wonder if Fred is still here

[sterile stone]

You’re getting a chunk of Elephant’s foot for your birthday

[dusky portal]

they enjoy their high quality animations

[light badge]

I forgot how satisfying Perilous Combustion is to use

Paired with flayer it has the interesting gameplay loop of "this elite is my grenade now"

[dusky portal]

when you see the entire horde detonate in an auric swarm

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-turtle-fire-gif-6076723

let’s see people say flame thrower is garbage now

[fleet zealot]

when you have duelist sword (or combat blade) with uncanny stacked and you can just square up to a dozen crushers

[light badge]

3 headshots, 3 dead Ragers, 30 dead pox walkers

[fleet zealot]

and watch as they all burn to death

[light badge]

It's so kino

[vale carbon]

showstopper always seemed fun but statistically weak

[light badge]

Deimos gaming over here

If I can manage a flayer proc and a crit H2 it just straight up one shots a Crusher

No Uncanny required

[south grove]

captive

[harsh quartz]

Revving up eviscerator often one shots them as well

[light badge]

What am I looking at here?

[south grove]

dw about it

just know that I'm a cheapskate and didn't pay bail

[sterile stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1083810392456831076/1_chensord_pls.gif?ex=65453415&is=6532bf15&hm=477b2f782537c1d28b00bb37f24a21c36785f83774efdc4cee65dbab95cf5259&

[dusky portal]

it’s bannerlord sah

[misty nova]

Real brain bursters proc Flayer with brain burst

[dusky portal]

a game with empty promises

[south grove]

mfw no update at all

[harsh quartz]

115 days, holy fuck that’s gotta be a record

That was a fun game for a while

Sturgia are chads, khuzaits are pussies, and everyone else is somewhere in between

[south grove]

I play every once in a while

[dusky portal]

115 days he pissed them OFF

bro might be the joker

[south grove]

they kept tryna charge me for bail

I ain't fucking paying

[harsh quartz]

Ah… that explains that

Money worth more than time

[dusky portal]

Usually they let you go far before that lmao must have been in a city for months

I’m always a good prisoner

Good conduct 👍

[south grove]

I'll come back and burn them down later

time to go hunt looters again

[dusky portal]

they call looters the live stock of the highway

[harsh quartz]

Caravans more profitable and large armies easy to retreat from though

[sullen forge]

See what actually sane furries do is bully that individual to a point of leaving the internet or something I can’t say in here or I’ll get banned

[harsh quartz]

Discord tos yea yea

I just got banned from another server

I’m in a mood eh

[sullen forge]

Besides absolutely expect me to make their lives living hell if I find out they find Fido attractive 🚬

[dusky portal]

how do people get banned so easily

[harsh quartz]

Look I’m thankful I’ve never had weird thoughts but it’s the actions that make a man, not what he’s tempted to do

[sullen forge]

Just seek mental help

[harsh quartz]

As long as he doesn’t touch Fido he’s fine in my book

Exactly

[dusky portal]

freak therapy

doesn’t work

[harsh quartz]

I wouldn’t know tbh

[stone fern]

yo why is tintin kinda...

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-10947828834304282143

[south grove]

it's a premade illustration lmao

[dusky portal]

I’ll take you just make sure to not pay

[south grove]

yea

rotted in a city for ~70 days

[harsh quartz]

Bannerlord coop campaign would be pretty lit

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108380351484678156/1266033848009883738/attachment.gif

[sullen forge]

Bannerlord when I uhh

[dusky portal]

“im a prisoner”
“looters took everything”

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-mei-mei-mind-control-vro-mind-control-cat-gif-10305621854110343321

[south grove]

mfw taleworld won't make anything at all

[dusky portal]

that community is best left to their delusions

just 24/7 bannerlord

vanilla

warband has more man

[harsh quartz]

The game was a decent single player a long time ago. I’m satisfied with them. The one who pisses me the fuck right off is Chris Roberts

[dusky portal]

where can we find him

[harsh quartz]

I bought a constellation package in 2012

[dusky portal]

let me find out taleworld is swedish

[harsh quartz]

Where the fuck is my game

[dusky portal]

you’re playing it

they’re Turkish

dilara…

[harsh quartz]

I’m talking about scam citizen

Anyways

[jagged cradle]

wtf Is that

[dusky portal]

at least if it DOES come out you’ll have it

[south grove]

warband and bannerlord dev

the maintenance of BL is shameful

[dusky portal]

didn’t know there was any

[south grove]

zero updates and at its 2nd anniversary

what are they even doing rn

[sullen forge]

Let them cook

[dusky portal]

the kitchens been closed since 2020

[south grove]

does bannerlord even make them money at all

or is it like darktide, losing money to server maintenance

[dusky portal]

my white hot anger is for the majority of swedish studios and elite dangerous devs who just walked off

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-megatronus-orion-pax-d-16-gif-1212958912190315010

[dusky portal]

bannerlord made all the money they needed it’s not a live service

[south grove]

true

are they still making profit tho

idek

or are they just profiting off occasional purchases of BL and WB

[dusky portal]

occasional purchases but they also make other games

even tried warhammer and failed hilariously

think they’re back on tycoons

i got an attraction they can ride

[south grove]

when did this happen

[dusky portal]

age of sugma game

[south grove]

have I been under a rock again

[dusky portal]

you smell like it

[south grove]

I smell sterilised

I think at least

[sterile stone]

Certified kekW

Fresh off the assembly line

[south grove]

being in a medical facility 12 hours of my daily life doesn't help with it

dude I am not conscious right now

[dusky portal]

Sneak me some gowns

[south grove]

time to take a 30 minute nap and do more med work

[sterile stone]

If you think about

[carmine falcon]

just mod the shit out of bannerlord

also aren't they turkish

[dusky portal]

thank you for your hard work med boy

[sterile stone]

Life has many doors med boy

https://tenor.com/view/ed-edd-eddy-rolf-life-gif-4596937133975038192

[dusky portal]

not if your self pay

[sterile stone]

Ned students spending a majority of their life in crippling debt

To enjoy the 5 years left of their life in a Tesla

[carmine falcon]

they make it all back if they know what they're doing

[dusky portal]

they don’t

Making good money why would I give it to insurance companies

[harsh quartz]

When I did residential catering it was always drs in the big houses so I call cap

[dusky portal]

Caps been called!

[light badge]

Real and true!!

[sullen forge]

Something I never bothered trying

Does flayer proc on shotguns

Per pellet or just per shell

[dusky portal]

I’m debt free thanks to the VA 😎 no degree because “I CANT ADJUST TO THE CIVILIAN WORLD 😫🍺🍺🍺”

[south grove]

I'm actually debt free

suprisingly

all of it is covered

I can start cutting people up asap and get paid once I graduate

[dusky portal]

legally right..

[south grove]

yea legally

[lost pumice]

For the flamer, is overpressure/blaze away and unarmored/maniac the BIS?

[sullen forge]

I’m inevitably going to have school debt so I’m just trying to get the most stable job atm before I do such

[frosty herald]

tin takes every oppertunity to describe his job like a hospice opera with cutting up bodies

[sterile stone]

Well shit look at this guy

Aquila bundles all around

[frosty herald]

Ok versus is out

[sterile stone]

On this man’s tab

[south grove]

surgeons kinda do that

[sterile stone]

I need a nap man

I can’t keep just nodding off mid convo with people

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[jagged cradle]

Oh no

[nimble fiber]

u def need some sleep homie

[sour oxide]

naw you need another quick play

[tight fog]

just played with DotNL and one of his mates and they were both cunts

what gives

[hard nexus]

who dat

[tight fog]

i just searched his name after a nightmare of a match and surprise surprise his name comes up here alongside other cuntish players

[paper harness]

Yeah

That’s DotNL for ya

[tight fog]

it literally could have been a great game

he died first, then his mate sped off to get the res leving me and another guy fighting for our lives

[fleet zealot]

that's dot

[copper hawk]

Who's this glooper

[tight fog]

and we'd already been struggling through the whole match while the chuckle brothers ran a million miles ahead

[plucky gate]

never heard of him

[copper hawk]

Who whoo whooooo whooooo whoooo

🦉

[fleet zealot]

but we should really be focusing on what's important

[nimble fiber]

true
drinking chocolate milk

[fleet zealot]

ferrets

[stone fern]

can you redo my tonsillectomy?

[remote lark]

hem hem hem

attention

zealot chattians

[sour oxide]

ill do it for cheaper

[remote lark]

i hearby sentence you all to death

good day

[sour oxide]

jokes on you im already dead inside

[remote lark]

silence !!

explode

[sour oxide]

hue hue hue

and exploded on the inside

[remote lark]

heh heh heh

[south grove]

I'm currently working toward oncology specialisation

come to me when you have cancer

[sterile stone]

Got tomorrow off

[visual stream]

Great news

For you at least

[south grove]

wdym

[nimble fiber]

perfect, means u can hibernate like a bear

[sterile stone]

You already know

Sleep for 12 hours

Wake up wondering where I am

A peaceful existence

[nimble fiber]

waking up somehow being more tired than before

crusty eyes

[jagged cradle]

I don’t trust you with anything sharp

[sterile stone]

Slept debt is crucial

[nimble fiber]

real

[south grove]

I've worked with scalpels for 9 years of my life already

I think I trust myself with one

[plucky gate]

weird snake

[sterile stone]

Won’t lie

[jagged cradle]

See untrust worthy

[sterile stone]

The couch is sometimes the best sleeping spot

Can’t explain how it why

[jagged cradle]

You’d take my pancreas if we ever met

[nimble fiber]

oh 100%

[south grove]

I won't

I'm on a transplant list

I'll get it before I die

[nimble fiber]

Im also that type of person that can sleep in weird positions that might seem uncomfortable

[south grove]

there's no need to stab people

[nimble fiber]

shit maybe, u getting to the old man part argus

[misty mason]

OK JD Vance