#zealot-class

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paper harness
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I also hate the playerbase

visual stream
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Thank you for your service

grand tangle
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i mean we kill a beast of nurgle

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
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The difference between 60/80% damage is literally 1 point.

visual stream
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I thought for a second that it MIGHT have been an interesting video

candid shuttle
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oh.

remote lark
grizzled aspen
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The real damage of flamer comes from burn stacks.

median steeple
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wolp

remote lark
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"Damage is a bad stat"

hard nexus
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damage only affects the direct impact, which only does like 20isj damage, and most of your damage comes from burn damage which isn’t affected by the damage stat

grizzled aspen
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Me, resisting the urge to berate malice boy for existing:

remote lark
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do it

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:)

grand tangle
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we kill many beasts of nurgle recently, actually
which are supposed to be much tougher to take down than space marines

hard nexus
paper harness
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just fuck already you two

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christ

hard nexus
candid shuttle
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WHY ISNT BRUNT GIVING ME ANY FUCKING DAMAGE DUMPS

grizzled aspen
grand tangle
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strength>damage

grizzled aspen
candid shuttle
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I WILL BE THE REASON HE STAYS MISSING

spare talon
# remote lark

deathspitter is way better because strength is multiplicative with other damage bonuses

candid shuttle
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STOP GIVING ME 80% DANAGE

spare talon
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are you rolling a flamer?

grizzled aspen
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Yes.

candid shuttle
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Yeah

spare talon
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ok

grizzled aspen
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He is probably one of those people that needs 100% efficient weapons.

candid shuttle
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I've lost 100k

spare talon
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ok i was about to mentally shut off

bitter anvil
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gg

candid shuttle
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I'm fucking killing myself

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
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(I am also one of those people)

spare talon
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if it was any other weapon

candid shuttle
spare talon
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i would have snapped

rocky nacelle
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damage dump double barrel

candid shuttle
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OH MY GOD

grizzled aspen
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Hmm today I will dump damage on dclaw.

candid shuttle
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FINALLY I THINK

visual stream
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Dawg if you have a mobility dump then that's perfectly fine too, makes barely any difference skull

grizzled aspen
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^

candid shuttle
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61/80/80/80/79

spare talon
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it does have a use

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
spare talon
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unlike that 1 damage on impact

visual stream
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As long as your burn is at or above uhh, 76% I think it was?

rocky nacelle
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seems like a good build

grizzled aspen
south grove
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yea my network is just gone

candid shuttle
visual stream
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I dunno never used flamer because I like shooting things

bitter anvil
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rip

south grove
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my roommate is uploading his art portfolio

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32GB worth of fucking files

candid shuttle
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I HAVE LOST SO MUCH FROM ROLLING FLAMERS

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100L

candid shuttle
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100K

rocky nacelle
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when people go into zealot chat and just see a bunch of schizos

spare talon
south grove
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
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I need materials and money to do ogryn stuff because I can't bear grinding out ogryn masteries by hand.

sullen forge
south grove
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if this one last time don't work out I give up

copper hawk
south grove
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I'll stop until she finishes her upload

frozen kernel
south grove
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then I'll log back on

spare talon
gusty orbit
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I fucked up miserably I take my blame on that but I rather have the full team working, being a premade the only wipe probability is poor team cohesion

grizzled aspen
copper hawk
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That's a dni for sure

sullen forge
visual stream
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I unironically prefer low warp res on psyker weapons so I can get my peril generation/reduction toughness gain faster

grizzled aspen
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And Cica does it anyway.

visual stream
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It's so weird how warp resistance nerfs your ability to generate toughness faster

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
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Totally a great idea.

copper hawk
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Do NOT feed the furry

rocky nacelle
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ironic

candid shuttle
grizzled aspen
candid shuttle
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I do a lot of Veteraning

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I've got a Plasma with 60 charge

bitter anvil
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Grill the furry

grizzled aspen
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Because I REALLY do not like the implications of that statement.

sullen forge
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No

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Feeding them attention

rocky nacelle
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you're the only one implying that freaky

sullen forge
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Called them a grub

rocky nacelle
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freaky frog

candid shuttle
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Say what's the dump on the big ass power crusher

grizzled aspen
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I am relieved to be wrong.

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
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Rare frog self report

grizzled aspen
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Not rare.

rocky nacelle
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hes self reported like 3 times now

grizzled aspen
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I am a freak.

rocky nacelle
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probably 5

south grove
nimble fiber
south grove
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71 charge

grizzled aspen
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You all know this already.

frozen kernel
rocky nacelle
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stay out of my havocs.

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💢

spare talon
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i hope fs adds more methods of docket spending
im getting close to cap again
and i have an undocumented wire of a large amount of dockets inbound at some point from an anonymous source that i wont have room for

frozen kernel
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Like dumping quell speed is fine, but it’s similar to the difference between 68% and 80% reload speed on a revolver. It’s a small amount of time that adds up over a mission

jagged cradle
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It’s all I’ve ever known

rocky nacelle
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like payday 2

candid shuttle
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OH MY GOD ITS THE FLAMER ALL OVER AGAIN

spare talon
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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you heard me

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look up infamy system from payday 2

spare talon
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no

frozen kernel
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No wait even better

bitter anvil
candid shuttle
frozen kernel
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Red Dead 2 style Inquisition Tithe box

grizzled aspen
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Plasma, I would give up on getting the perfect roll for. Path blew his entire wallet twice trying to get one, iirc, and still doesn't have it.

rocky nacelle
spare talon
sullen forge
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@rocky nacelle Looking at my nearly double digit Epics and Rares

frozen kernel
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Rannick and Morrow just ring you up every few missions

candid shuttle
frozen kernel
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“Reject, we need more time…and money”

rocky nacelle
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wack

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🥱

candid shuttle
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OH YES

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FINALLY

rocky nacelle
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best gobble gums

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i kill zombies they ascend into heaven for 3 minutes

sullen forge
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My knife is at the Gold Unlock atm

rocky nacelle
sullen forge
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should probably do that then Bat

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and im done with Melees

rocky nacelle
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im only getting mystic gold on knife

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and realistically i feel like only thing im making opal or more

pale spindle
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what perks do yall use for Combat Axe?

rocky nacelle
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might be launchers

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lmfao

spare talon
bitter anvil
sullen forge
lost pumice
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Is penetrating flame worth using?

sullen forge
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seeing its apart of the 33 needed

nimble fiber
sullen forge
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to get to Afterlife+

rocky nacelle
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with rocket launchers

nimble fiber
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ah right zombies lmao

rocky nacelle
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thats free-er than 1k sniper criticals

paper harness
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post video

grizzled aspen
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I don't record all my gameplay.

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I aint you, Dorn.

rocky nacelle
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guess im skipping melee

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and ill just max out launchers cause its brain dead easy

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probably same with shotguns

grizzled aspen
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I aint doing all that.

rocky nacelle
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first gun i got mystic gold on was the AS VAL cause I was just doing the terminus easter egg round 50 challenge with my homeboy lmfao

grizzled aspen
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Whats done is done and I'm not mad about it anymore.

nimble fiber
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still couldn't bring my pvp group to play zombies

spare talon
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its so easy

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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We all agreed that I probably shouldve left the elites behind but they also did leave me behind.

paper harness
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still not got the frame?

rocky nacelle
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🤞

spare talon
rocky nacelle
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oh did you do your 10 freaky missions

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i gotta do that for the border

opaque island
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for every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong

vague depot
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I haven’t even gotten around to running the game yet

grizzled aspen
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You get a border for doing the 10 missions?

vague depot
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How much time do we have left

rocky nacelle
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a bit

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
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I don't even know if I've got it, but I've done all 10.

stable cypress
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8 days

candid shuttle
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"From the Forge cometh miracles" yeah yeah Hadron from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king shut up give me my blessings

vague depot
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8 days

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Wallahi

nimble fiber
pale spindle
opaque island
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if you've done 10 runs of the modifier ou should have the portrait afaik

pale spindle
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i thought "old" was cara/unarmored

rocky nacelle
vague depot
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Alright

rocky nacelle
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dont have to do damnation auric T5 HISTG

grizzled aspen
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With rocks.

sullen forge
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I see it mentioned

rocky nacelle
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horrors

sullen forge
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I post it

grizzled aspen
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Many rocks.

sullen forge
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its that simple

vague depot
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How bad is the modifier all I know is that you don’t wanna shoot tentacles and there’s a lot of burgles

grizzled aspen
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2.8 tons of rocks.

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Poured directly onto you.

bitter anvil
sullen forge
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you missed

opaque island
rocky nacelle
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minimum

vague depot
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Minimum is crazy

rocky nacelle
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unless they tweaked it

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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you missed

opaque island
grizzled aspen
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A quantitative ocean of pebbles.

grizzled aspen
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Directly on Gale's head.

sullen forge
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You missed

vague depot
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How did you miss

opaque island
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on average id say i face about 4-5 Beast of nurgle per mission

rocky nacelle
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in my first time doing the modifier we ran into 3 separate instances of 2 burgles at once

grizzled aspen
vague depot
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I’m gonna go build a boltgun

opaque island
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wth does wallhai mean

misty nova
rocky nacelle
vague depot
sullen forge
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lmao

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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thats why people say wallahi im finished

sullen forge
vague depot
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Idk if I want a boltgun or flamer for burgles ngl

opaque island
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first time im seeing it

rocky nacelle
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or a revolver

vague depot
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Alright

rocky nacelle
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other than that just kill it

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even a taxe shits on a BoN just lobotomite smacking its weakspot with M1

opaque island
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burn the nurgle puppies cleanse them in the holy fire of the emperor

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i dont care if its not optimal

vague depot
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Does chorus stun/push the burgle

rocky nacelle
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no

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too fat

vague depot
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Allah

rocky nacelle
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you'll just get eaten

vague depot
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This sucks

rocky nacelle
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im sure i saw that happen to someone here

grizzled aspen
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No eyeballs = doesn't fear the light of the Emperor.

rocky nacelle
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it was either frog or wolf

grizzled aspen
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It was wolf.

rocky nacelle
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im 99% sure it was wolf

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lmfao

grizzled aspen
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I know that chorus doesn't work on burgle.

rocky nacelle
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he tried to chorus on burgle

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and got vored

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noob

south grove
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I think I'm gonna stop for a bit

grizzled aspen
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L.

vague depot
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That’s rough

rocky nacelle
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that's noob

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🙂‍↕️

south grove
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wait for my roommate's everything to be uploaded

grizzled aspen
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I think chorus should cleanse burgle puke.

opaque island
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common wolf L

rocky nacelle
south grove
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we talking knify wolf?

grizzled aspen
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Yes.

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Tried to chorus a burgle in one of the matches with me and para and we watched them get vored.

rocky nacelle
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besides if you have a bubble soyker BoN is literally nullified

grizzled aspen
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It was hilarious.

rocky nacelle
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with gay baby jail

plucky gate
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That's enough for me today too

south grove
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he used to be better than me al

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I don't know how I was that bad

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and ofc I still am that bad

rocky nacelle
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knify isnt bad

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he just doesnt care

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lmao

grizzled aspen
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^

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I've seen when they try.

rocky nacelle
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#1 gremlin

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for sure

grizzled aspen
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Not bad at all.

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If they actually tried they might be better than my normal playing.

rocky nacelle
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but you must remember people like playing moronic

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until its time to lock in

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goku syndrome

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oh ill just mess around (entire team dies)

gusty orbit
rocky nacelle
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ok guess i gotta kill everything

plucky gate
rocky nacelle
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bastard wants to be adamant on memeing

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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you should be taxe specialing the hunting grounds

sullen forge
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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I will never willingly play hunting grounds again.

bitter anvil
rocky nacelle
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oh yea i guess you had to willingly play it for ASS

grizzled aspen
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Every mael that has hunting grounds sucks, and the modifier itself pushes me away from normal missions that have it.

rocky nacelle
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I remember that

plucky gate
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hunting grounds is just annoying

paper harness
rocky nacelle
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oh right i forgot wolf's build is

paper harness
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cannot be worse than las pizza tho

rocky nacelle
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a build

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for sure

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lmfao

grizzled aspen
vague depot
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What is las pizza

sullen forge
south grove
rocky nacelle
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its just piety book with a bleed knife iirc

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not my favorite

bitter anvil
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I run that

grizzled aspen
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/j

rocky nacelle
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backflip if you want tzeentch

grizzled aspen
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What if I wanna do it for khorne?

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How do I jump then?

rocky nacelle
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something thats too graphic for this chat

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🩸

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lets just say

grizzled aspen
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Oh.

rocky nacelle
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vlad the impaler yourself

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if you wanna meet khorne

bitter anvil
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Jump to top celling of spikes

grizzled aspen
paper harness
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guess i go slit my wrists

rocky nacelle
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id rather it kill me

grizzled aspen
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Someone was skydiving and impaled themselves on a wrought iron fence.

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Somehow, the bar they were skewered on missed all their vital organs.

grizzled aspen
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They survived with only a few weeks in the hospital.

grizzled aspen
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No broken bones or anything.

rocky nacelle
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just do a backflip for tzeentch

grizzled aspen
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Actually quite wild.

paper harness
rocky nacelle
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also

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that is fucking terrifying

rocky nacelle
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that reminds me of when someone jumped from a building and splatted on the ground but was completely still alive

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honestly more horrifying than just death

sullen forge
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their bones

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are absolutely

bitter anvil
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Graphically

sullen forge
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shattered

rocky nacelle
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very

sullen forge
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but I mean they're ALIVE!

bitter anvil
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If the brain shatter it’s over.

rocky nacelle
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wrong gale its more like they're alive for a few more hours

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then expire from a horrible demise

south grove
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firearm suicide survivor was one of the med cases I had to study

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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Yeah you're right internal bleeding

grizzled aspen
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You can 100% survive part of your brain being removed.

south grove
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the images was brutal

sullen forge
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that shit is extremely difficult to stop

south grove
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I love that case

bitter anvil
rocky nacelle
bitter anvil
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Is like a gum

rocky nacelle
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make it external

south grove
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mf when missing his frontal cortex

grizzled aspen
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Like the giant steel rod went through his face and took half his brain with it.

nimble fiber
bitter anvil
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I know that story long ago

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
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Very interesting story, that one.

south grove
rocky nacelle
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me when the human body is the most interesting complex thing but simultaneously is a disgusting flesh sack

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
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Guy stuck his head inside of an ongoing particle accelerator and survived

paper harness
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Tintin when you grow up (are 18) I can teach you a few things about blast wounds

grizzled aspen
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You can survive half your head being removed.

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This is factual information.

grizzled aspen
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Not pleasant, but factual.

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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damn

sullen forge
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What I find wild about these incidents is the fact

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that

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we're extremely fragile

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like extremely fragile

rocky nacelle
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they took a live image of how clad plays marty rashad

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wild

grizzled aspen
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💀

sullen forge
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die very easily and yet survive shit like that

rocky nacelle
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i was gonna say that gale

sullen forge
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Literally blows my fucking mind

rocky nacelle
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whoever was upstairs shoulda made us out of adamantite

grizzled aspen
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Humans are not fragile.

grizzled aspen
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You want fragile creatures? Look at horses.

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Those motherfuckers are like glass.

south grove
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everything spilling out

grizzled aspen
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Equines in general are fragile.

sullen forge
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are bones are fucked but our internal organs are just

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actual paper

rocky nacelle
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im sure a horse will kick your chest in before you break his like glass

grizzled aspen
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If any of their bones break, it's over.

violet hornet
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You can die from a single punch from another human and we're relatively weak

light badge
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63k
HOW

grizzled aspen
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If they fucking eat wrong, they DIE.

rocky nacelle
light badge
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actually wait, level 16

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but like still

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yikers

sullen forge
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they EAT wrong

grizzled aspen
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Can you imagine eating a sandwich and your stomach says "oops, sweaty, you ate wrong 💅 , fucking die."

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
nimble fiber
rocky nacelle
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i gotta catch back up to OPM

grizzled aspen
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I believe equines chew cud, which is effectively food they vomit up and re chew for their other stomachs to digest.

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I know goats do.

nimble fiber
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PMO

grizzled aspen
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I believe bovines do as well.

south grove
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he obsessed over the tamping iron

nimble fiber
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and yeah u do, shit is pretty good

south grove
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carried it around

grizzled aspen
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Regardless, animals with multiple stomachs can literally die if they eat wrong.

rocky nacelle
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I stopped

grizzled aspen
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Its fuckin wild.

rocky nacelle
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uh

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oh

bitter anvil
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Like dog and chocolate?

rocky nacelle
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I was reading the miurata re-drawing

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and stopped after garou vs saitama

south grove
rocky nacelle
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(I think thats where it was for a while too)

nimble fiber
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uhm

grizzled aspen
nimble fiber
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(Im bad with names)

rocky nacelle
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garou is the karate guy with crazy hair

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the young one

sullen forge
nimble fiber
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oooooh that one

grizzled aspen
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Like if a goat tries swallowing wrong, it'll twist its rumen around (the cud stomach) and kill them.

nimble fiber
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crazy mf

sullen forge
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stuck his head inside a particle accelerator when it was on

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Darwin Award at its finest

bitter anvil
grizzled aspen
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So I say again, humans are definitely not fragile compared to other creatures.

rocky nacelle
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back in the day

grizzled aspen
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We are surprisingly durable.

rocky nacelle
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feel like its both

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to an extent

sullen forge
nimble fiber
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definitely way to curious

rocky nacelle
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now that is a fact

sullen forge
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I mean whats crazy is the fact how

rocky nacelle
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lmfao

sullen forge
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its radiation that did that

nimble fiber
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can't blame em tho

sullen forge
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it wasn't even like an exit wound or anything

paper harness
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The particle accelerator was not his fault

drifting wolf
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wasn't it an accident and he stuck his head in without being informed it was active or smth

south grove
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byford dolphin scene

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I have seen it

sullen forge
south grove
rocky nacelle
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oh

drifting wolf
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might've been a malfunction

sullen forge
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it was that or what knight said

rocky nacelle
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dont talk about the byford dolphin incident

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now that one is super meaty

obsidian prairie
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Talk about it

sullen forge
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Oh god is that the

nimble fiber
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meaty

grizzled aspen
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I actually don't know what that is.

rocky nacelle
sullen forge
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vacuum incident

rocky nacelle
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HUMANS EXPLODED

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3 humans

grizzled aspen
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Oh I don't want to know then.

sullen forge
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Oh

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oh nvm

south grove
rocky nacelle
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^

sullen forge
south grove
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huge pressure difference

obsidian prairie
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How

drifting wolf
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there's a video of it happening to a crab

sullen forge
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Vacuum incident

paper harness
grizzled aspen
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I've seen people get pulled into underwater tubes.

south grove
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they all fit through the 3 inch gap

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all of their parts

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everywhere

rocky nacelle
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they have multiple videos on the byford dolphin incident

south grove
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all at once

grizzled aspen
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Kinda crazy, the things an infinite amount of pressure can do.

rocky nacelle
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just dont look up the images

drifting wolf
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when it's got you, it's got you

rocky nacelle
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it wasnt really their faults

grizzled aspen
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Oh I know.

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I'm just saying, pressure does that.

rocky nacelle
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a white man video essay will surely re jog my memory

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and yea pressure

south grove
rocky nacelle
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is fucking terrifying

south grove
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methinks

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idk

grizzled aspen
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One of the leading causes of death to tankers way back when wasn't actually exploding.

paper harness
sullen forge
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I regret looking it up

rocky nacelle
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hey

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I just said dont look up images

grizzled aspen
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It was a hole being punched through their fucking tank and ripping the entire crew out the back.

sullen forge
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they literally detonated in their suits

rocky nacelle
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you can watch vids

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yea

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its really bad

sullen forge
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Thats fucking okay

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disgusting

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wow

nimble fiber
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yep

paper harness
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Seen worse

south grove
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I think the main death was 2 people through the gap

rocky nacelle
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dorn turning this into a micro dick measuring competition again

sullen forge
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@rocky nacelle I was thinking of I cant recall what it was

south grove
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then the other guy dying from the solid metal cap that flew at mach fuck

rocky nacelle
#

we arent talking about whats worse that we've seen on liveleak

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buster

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this isnt reddit

sullen forge
#

but a Janitor was doing cleanup in a Vacuum chamber

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and it kinda

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turned on

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and he uh- became hamburger meat

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I was thinking of that

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Not this-

paper harness
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ΔP

sullen forge
#

something new everyday

grizzled aspen
#

I don't want to be the cringy reddit kid.

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But I've seen worse.

rocky nacelle
#

its ok

rocky nacelle
#

you and dorn can both be cringy reddit kids

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since he already said that

grizzled aspen
#

Oh.

rocky nacelle
#

its not a matter of seeing something worse

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its just fucked to see in general

sullen forge
#

I've never been one for this type of stuff

grizzled aspen
#

This is true.

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I wasn't trying to subtract from the gravity of the situation.

sullen forge
#

im so thankful I avoid this shit like a plague I just learn of it in passing and just go

grizzled aspen
#

It's definitely an awful tragedy.

sullen forge
#

Wow thats incredibly fucked

grizzled aspen
#

I was just saying I've seen people die in worse ways.

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Which are also terrible situations.

sullen forge
#

Went from

paper harness
sullen forge
#

Person falling

rocky nacelle
#

dont mess with water

sullen forge
#

to hamburger meat

rocky nacelle
#

dont mess with shit that involves pipes

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etc

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anything involving pressure already has me sus

drifting wolf
#

barotrauma

sullen forge
#

enough at least

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we have

rocky nacelle
#

barotrauma is cool i should check it out more

sullen forge
#

just its very costly

grizzled aspen
#

On the topic of "don't fuck with water," remember that it is unironically safer for you to aim for dirt than it is for you to aim for water if falling from great heights.

drifting wolf
#

barotrauma is the best game i bought and never played

paper harness
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
#

If you aim for dirt, at least you won't drown with broken legs.

paper harness
drifting wolf
rocky nacelle
#

im like sharkboy

sullen forge
#

Hi

rocky nacelle
#

ill just talk to em

drifting wolf
#

ur probably gonna die if it's a bull or tiger shark

grizzled aspen
south grove
#

there's a certain threshold where yea it's better to land on ground

sullen forge
drifting wolf
#

hello

sterile stone
rocky nacelle
paper harness
#

If you are free falling from 250 aim for a tree

rocky nacelle
#

ez

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
#

You will not only break your legs, but you will drown, and this is assuming you don't instantly die.

sullen forge
#

you want to break your fall (and legs) on a tree

south grove
sullen forge
#

and try to seek help as soon as possible

rocky nacelle
#

fucked

south grove
#

I won't ever be in that situation (hopefully)

frozen kernel
paper harness
#

The bones in your legs will turn your arteries into instant bleed to death

grizzled aspen
sterile stone
ornate bone
sullen forge
ornate bone
#

me and that earring

sterile stone
#

Just to die to a fucking cone snail

nimble fiber
drifting wolf
rocky nacelle
#

i hate dolphins

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
sullen forge
#

both strong

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and yet

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flimsy as all hell

grizzled aspen
#

No, not flimsy.

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We are talking falling at terminal velocity.

drifting wolf
#

brittle

south grove
grizzled aspen
#

Nothing really survives that, can't exactly argue that humans are fragile because of it.

frozen kernel
#

Your bones could in theory absolutely railgun your organs

south grove
#

thunderous fucking sucks

sullen forge
nimble fiber
#

mf tiny blue circled octopus just swimming by

drifting wolf
#

that would be awesome, human railgun

rocky nacelle
#

if you pin needle into the ground what if your bones just shot out of your body like a cartoon

sullen forge
#

Wallahi im finished

sterile stone
grizzled aspen
#

Also, if you're jumping into water from a safe-ish tall place, cross your feet and clench your ass. This is not a joke.

paper harness
south grove
#

wrong!

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you are now a colonial

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have fun

sterile stone
#

And god forbid we get some freak of nature that's just all metal and just a brain

rocky nacelle
sterile stone
#

I was thinking more cyber punk

sullen forge
sterile stone
#

We have bionic arms and shit atm

sullen forge
#

I dont really know the details

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I just know water

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is FAR worse

nimble fiber
frozen kernel
grizzled aspen
sterile stone
obsidian prairie
#

Uncompresible liquids don't fuck around when you start calculating forces

paper harness
#

If your legs didn’t either come clean off, your bones didn’t shatter or internal decapitation from the impact, you’d die to drowning

uneven galleon
grizzled aspen
#

It is very likely that, as I age, my spine will begin fusing together. I do not want to live like that.

obsidian prairie
sterile stone
#

One day

sullen forge
#

You know honestly, I think another wild thing is how crazy some shit has evolved to kill us

obsidian prairie
#

Causes you to drown

sterile stone
#

Someone will fuck around

rocky nacelle
paper harness
sullen forge
#

Ahem Bacteria being immune to Antibiotics

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cough

sterile stone
grizzled aspen
sterile stone
#

Give it time

sullen forge
#

Super Bugs as they're refered to as (Nurgles Blessed Gifts)

nimble fiber
sullen forge
sterile stone
#

The next boss we fight is just a giant diseased roach

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Imagine

sullen forge
#

its simply evolution taking place

grizzled aspen
sullen forge
#

we're doing research in bacteriophages so dont really worry to heavily about it

rocky nacelle
#

frog after getting cybernetically enhanced

grizzled aspen
#

We are so much more fucked if something already exists and becomes immune to all treatments.

south grove
#

I like cool names

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I'll name it when it happens

sterile stone
frozen kernel
drifting wolf
#

antibiotic fans on the brink of death when the indomitable bacteriophage approaches

grizzled aspen
#

Yeah, some STD's are permanent.

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
#

Thankfully some aren't, but that probably won't always be the case.

rocky nacelle
#

surely

sterile stone
#

Eating fish from the thames

drifting wolf
#

germs werent real back then

rocky nacelle
#

has been gaslighting humanity

nimble fiber
#

wearing clothes from the thames

south grove
#

I wish the world would go back to fearing nuclear annhilation

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much simpler off that way

nimble fiber
#

making music in the thames

grizzled aspen
#

We still do???

south grove
#

I'll be able to eat lead comfortably

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
#

Have you not been taught what MAD is???

sterile stone
#

Out here eatin pasta on their little gondolas

paper harness
#

Nobody will use nukes

sterile stone
#

Doing the hand gestures

grizzled aspen
south grove
nimble fiber
#

man some pasta would be fire rn ngl

grizzled aspen
#

Also I'd rather not be obliterated in atomic fire.

south grove
ornate bone
grizzled aspen
#

If you're going to kill me, be a man and fuckin shoot, stab, or bludgeon me to death.

ornate bone
#

VIVA AZZURRA

rocky nacelle
#

heres the funny thing frog, most people who dont want to be obliterated by atomic fire dont have a choice

obsidian prairie
rocky nacelle
sterile stone
#

Freezing to death in a unstoppable ice age at -90 sounds ass

south grove
#

but I want more lead poisoning and less microplastic poisoning

grizzled aspen
#

I'm just pointing out to tintin that nobody wants to get obliterated by atomic fire.

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You oaf.

sterile stone
#

Loaf

rocky nacelle
#

i think you're the oaf for having to point that out

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me thinks

south grove
#

we were close to it once and it'll happen again and again and again

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

you know hes like 16 and stupid right

grizzled aspen
#

He is literally smarter than I am!

grizzled aspen
#

Mf is in college for med school!

nimble fiber
rocky nacelle
#

frog i know you have seen stupid scientist/doctors before

#

dont kid yourself

grizzled aspen
#

I am taking shitass lessons for a gunsmithing school to fuel my rampant autism!

#

Those two things do not compare in the slightest!

drifting wolf
#

recreate an mg42 using pipes and scrap

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
sterile stone
south grove
#

I'm naive to geopolitics

grizzled aspen
#

The mg42 is the pinnacle of firearms design and it would be pretty easy to recreate by hand if I had images to go off of.

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Which I do.

nimble fiber
#

probably but imagine befriending them

south grove
#

I know I know

grizzled aspen
#

Think about it like this; every modern machine gun is literally the mg42.

#

This is factual, they are all the fucking same on the inside.

south grove
#

make oxygen levels back to 50%

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kill everything

drifting wolf
#

my favorite gunsmith is poopmadness on youtube because he's mentally deranged and makes videos you shouldn't watch while under the influence

south grove
grizzled aspen
#

I want to get my hands on an hcar.

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Modern BAR.

#

Put foregrips and lights and optics on that mf.

sterile stone
#

Become a cop

grizzled aspen
#

Immediately lose zero because its 30-06.

sterile stone
#

Heard cops use those bad boys to bust up engine blocks of cars

grizzled aspen
#

They do not.

ornate bone
grizzled aspen
#

Cops do not have access to that stuff.

#

SWAT does.

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Cops dont.

sterile stone
#

SWAT are cops tho...

grizzled aspen
#

My likelihood of becoming SWAT is very little.

sullen forge
south grove
#

I cannae imagine frog going into policing

sterile stone
south grove
#

let alone SWATing

grizzled aspen
bitter anvil
#

Swat like tier 2 cops

sullen forge
#

I've always wondered what that gun was

#

looked interesting

sterile stone
#

My favorite thing to use in battlefield hardline

grizzled aspen
#

It's literally a BAR, but modern.

sterile stone
#

Slap some AP rounds in there

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
#

Polymer furniture and picatinny rails.

sullen forge
#

im invested

south grove
rocky nacelle
#

thats acool doo hickey

#

ima say

jagged cradle
#

Aghhh

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
#

You can throw a picatinny bipod on it for true BAR larping.

sterile stone
grizzled aspen
#

I believe it also has box mags.

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Like 100 rounders.

south grove
sterile stone
#

Run the jewels blasting while running people over with a couch

grizzled aspen
#

But those are expensive af.

jagged cradle
nimble fiber
#

also the swamp vehicle that could drive one the road fast as fuck?

sterile stone
#

Peak battlefield

nimble fiber
#

shit was fire

grizzled aspen
#

And I hear they also jam easily.

delicate shadow
#

I'ma be real, a modernised BAR is funny but really stupid

sterile stone
grizzled aspen
delicate shadow
#

tilting bolts do not belong in the 21st century

south grove
#

HIDE THE SCRIPTURE

south grove
paper harness
grizzled aspen
spare talon
#

ds5 is so cool and awesome

grizzled aspen
paper harness
#

Maybe 300 win mag

sterile stone
#

The army

grizzled aspen
#

Process them in and out, make sure they bathe, clean, etc.

sterile stone
#

Sure

delicate shadow
#

you do not need a 50 cal to bust up an engine block lmao

sullen forge
#

You know I think the craziest thing is how the madsen mg went from 1905-2006 in service in the world

#

this Doohickey of an MG

#

its why its one of my favorites of all time

grizzled aspen
#

Been thinking about it, but then I remember that people at my store I work at smell bad, and some inmates don't bathe on purpose so they can be a nuisance.

rocky nacelle
#

oh the upside down mag gun

paper harness
#

To kill a vehicle instantly, either the driver or multiple cylinder pen

rocky nacelle
#

that thing is cool

delicate shadow
sullen forge
grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
#

Dorn isn't wrong.

rocky nacelle
#

my favorite past time in bo6 is putting a ridiculous funny looking drum mag on anything that can get it @sullen forge

nimble fiber
#

bf1 was goated

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
#

It's common sense for anybody remotely knowledgeable of ballistics.

south grove
#

it looks like a pistol with a stock and a barrel extension

grizzled aspen
#

Either drop the driver or keep his engine from lighting up more gas.

south grove
#

and a fucked up mag well

sullen forge
sullen forge
south grove
rocky nacelle
#

off the top of my head

south grove
#

I thought it was tiny

jagged cradle
#

@paper harness isn’t it a bad idea for tin to play with me until he actually improves

sullen forge
grizzled aspen
sullen forge
#

what do you expect

grizzled aspen
#

Gross.

nimble fiber
#

always felt like u were in a movie

sullen forge
#

PRE WORLD WAR 1 MG

grizzled aspen
#

Not even double stacked mags, but drums.

rocky nacelle
#

thats why

grizzled aspen
#

Scuse me, quad stacked.

#

GL61 mags are quad stacked.

rocky nacelle
#

no other reason to run it

south grove
ornate bone
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
sterile stone
#

Ngl the most interesting part of bf1 was learning some of the specialized units weren't just imaginary but real

#

Like the trench raider was peak insanity

delicate shadow
grizzled aspen
#

It is NOT the lewis gun, for the uninitiated.

delicate shadow
drifting wolf
#

i had to check to make sure

south grove
drifting wolf
#

skinny lewis

sullen forge
#

@rocky nacelle Put a fast mag on the PP-19

#

holy cursed

sterile stone
#

Juice a guy up on a fuck ton of LSD and give him a knife/bat/spiked club then send him over no man's land in the middle of the night

#

War is wild

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

put anything on the PP-919 is cursed (that gun beats ass)

#

fuckin bizon

rocky nacelle
#

has never been bad

sterile stone
#

We're gonna drug the fear right outta you

drifting wolf
#

pp-19 a weird ahh gun

nimble fiber
grizzled aspen
# sterile stone Yep

"Yeah bro it's very likely you're gonna get shot so you're just not gonna feel it."

paper harness
sullen forge
#

Sorry honey but Sentry clears 💅

rocky nacelle
#

I wish I played BF1 (not just cause ive never really played battlefield before) but for the spectacle

#

that game looked awesome

sterile stone
grizzled aspen
#

Oh shit I remember @sullen forge you know ballroom blitz?

sterile stone
#

Like you could hear the crunching of bones and shit

grizzled aspen
#

That one map?

sullen forge
#

I dumped like 4k hours into this game

drifting wolf
grizzled aspen
#

So you know the first point with the bunker on operations?

nimble fiber
south grove
#

@jagged cradle what are you doing...

grizzled aspen
#

Like towards the forest?

sterile stone
nimble fiber
#

still some people playing it

sterile stone
#

Irl

#

These guys were high as fuck

grizzled aspen
#

I remember I did a drop assassination onto a sentry from the top of that bunker once.

drifting wolf
#

that explains it

grizzled aspen
#

I don't have the clip anymore because xbox fucking sucks.

sterile stone
#

Their only motive was to bash your head in

grizzled aspen
#

But I did it.

jagged cradle
rocky nacelle
#

that game was fun/funny asf

south grove
#

I think you forgot something

grizzled aspen
#

I just saw you in that trench and thought about it.

zinc talon
sterile stone
#

Honest to god the worst thing you be be asigned to in any war was the guy with a flame thrower

#

Fuck that job

zinc talon
#

An ogryn is delivering my midnight munchies

sullen forge
zinc talon
#

'Appreciate ya bringing me my food pal'

zinc talon
#

'WELCOME SAH ZAI NUDDIN SAH'

drifting wolf
sterile stone
#

A single stray bullet and you become a walking candle

#

Fuck that life bro

rocky nacelle
# nimble fiber I dont even know that one <:raisin:1251845310016258090>

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Laugh at my fucking joke that was clever

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this game was poppin when it dropped

zinc talon
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