zealot-class

[chilly vault]

veal only comes from calves i’m p sure

[sullen forge]

I probably have eaten it without realizing cause my grandparents are fucking rich but I’m like poor lmao

[sterile stone]

Artichokes mostlikely

[fleet zealot]

Mozzarella, parm, pepperoni, extra black olives, extra artichoke, sundried tomato and minced garlic

[chilly vault]

might be wrong tho lmfao

[modern lintel]

feta on pizza is the hill i will unwaiveringly die on

[acoustic dune]

ill prob put that with waggyu

[sullen forge]

Whenever they rarely show up they always spoil us to like rich places to eat

[acoustic dune]

chili oil

[opaque island]

i hope you arti-choke on that

[chilly vault]

wagyu is so expensive

damn

[sullen forge]

Mama Murphys

[fleet zealot]

I love artichoke id be glad to die from it

[sullen forge]

Chili Oil

[vernal terrace]

to be exact calves who are between 16 - 18 weeks old

[sterile stone]

Can confirm as someone that helped cook giant silver platters of the stuff.

[acoustic dune]

what?

[sterile stone]

$500 for a waygu steak dinner

Breh

[chilly vault]

thx kezzy

[modern lintel]

duck is my favorite meat besides beef tbh

[chilly vault]

yeah it’s absurd

[sterile stone]

Will forever be Chicken here

[acoustic dune]

i like me some foie gras

with bread

[vernal terrace]

i like most meats ive eaten

[acoustic dune]

and some cheese

[vernal terrace]

but i think

[chilly vault]

i’m partial to fish

[vernal terrace]

chicken and fish are at the top

[modern lintel]

never had foie gras tbh

[sullen forge]

https://youtu.be/B8AxVSHXiHU?si=JHFVvW7LJltnyh4U

[acoustic dune]

some camembert

[sullen forge]

This fucking video

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-lol-smirk-funny-gif-3239349938179125104

[modern lintel]

likely

[sullen forge]

I lose my shit when I remember it

[vernal terrace]

also i just said eaten instead of ate

my brain is mush

[sterile stone]

Is buddy rocking a Top Dog Entertainment beanie

[vernal terrace]

[sterile stone]

Ain't no way fams is a Kendrick fan

[chilly vault]

[frosty herald]

poultry is peak meat

[plucky gate]

ok so i tried stealth knife for the first time

[sullen forge]

I lean more towards fish then I do like red or white meat

[plucky gate]

abandoning teammates is like a drug

[plucky gate]

i understand now

[acoustic dune]

god i want these

[sullen forge]

Don’t get me wrong chicken and beef are good

[chilly vault]

ideal

[sullen forge]

I just like fish a lot

[drifting wolf]

fish is gooooood

[modern lintel]

i like shell fish but not reg swim around fish

[south grove]

I'm back

[acoustic dune]

chicken is cheap so i mostly eat that

[vernal terrace]

12 more!!!!!!!!!!!

[south grove]

I hate that professor

[chilly vault]

fav kinda fis

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-lizzy-capri-im-going-to-cook-this-spicy-noodle-instant-noodle-gif-19574158

[acoustic dune]

also great amount of fat

[south grove]

he can die in a hole

[vernal terrace]

i am closing on victory and must act now

[chilly vault]

u had class today?

[sterile stone]

I have them noodles on the fridge

[sullen forge]

Wants fish, forced to eat chicken

[drifting wolf]

seafood haters are strange beasts

[full nebula]

vermintide has a feel

[sullen forge]

How it is

[frosty herald]

hopefully we get a void operation

[opaque island]

im addicted, i bought 10 packs

[acoustic dune]

i live close to the sea too

eh

[sullen forge]

They’re mad they can’t enjoy peak

[acoustic dune]

just never like fish now

[opaque island]

im living the spice life now

[sterile stone]

I can't fuck with thick ramen noodles

[chilly vault]

they’re so damn good

[acoustic dune]

mostly raw fish

[sullen forge]

I’ve been trying different fish

[acoustic dune]

raw fish scare me

[sullen forge]

That’s probably why

[opaque island]

if you cant eat them, send them to me

ill eat them

[sullen forge]

Sushi is good just

[chilly vault]

raw fish is delicious

[sullen forge]

Matters

[sterile stone]

My roommate took them

[frosty herald]

doesnt vt2 have a silver tower of tzeentch?

[drifting wolf]

i had swordfish a couple months back at a fancy restaurant, was quite peak

[sullen forge]

Sashimi also

[modern lintel]

i eat a lot of onion tho iv eaten like 2 whole onions over past like 3 days

[vernal terrace]

you should leave your sushi for 3 days to ensure it isnt still alive before eating it

[sterile stone]

Shrekmaxxing

[full nebula]

Possibly? Idk enough about warhammer to confirm

[vernal terrace]

/j

[acoustic dune]

never had it but i can guess its great

[chilly vault]

[opaque island]

like...raw? just eating them? like an apple?!

[acoustic dune]

we have dried shrimp as a imgredient in my country

[modern lintel]

usually roasted or baked

[sterile stone]

You'd be surprised

People eat caramel dipped onions

[full nebula]

thats not that weird, shrimp adds a lot of savory note

[opaque island]

cooked onion delicious, raw onion too strong

[full nebula]

good for cooking

[violet hornet]

Surprisingly easy to go through a lot of onions if you cook them down

[frosty herald]

raw fish is speedrunning parasites

[opaque island]

overpowers everything else for me

[frosty herald]

unless its farm fish

[modern lintel]

i only fw raw onion if its diced and paired w something else

[sullen forge]

You ever had like thin cuts of raw fish

That’s what it is

[vernal terrace]

had a friend in high school who would eat onions like apples

wonder what that guys doing

[full nebula]

yeah pretty much all raw fish has to be flash frozen in the us because of parasites

[opaque island]

same with bell peppers

they just overpower everything else they're weith

[acoustic dune]

well i do eat sushi but very rarely

[full nebula]

Even sushi grade shit is flashfrozen then thawed in the us

[acoustic dune]

as in very rare

[modern lintel]

i caught my dad doing this w mayo once

[acoustic dune]

once a year or 2 year

[opaque island]

probably eating onions like apples

[sterile stone]

Staring out your window probably.

[vernal terrace]

nuh uh

he isnt here!!!!

if the joke was i have no friends i refuse to accept it

[south grove]

yea

[acoustic dune]

GOD I WANNA GET HOME

[opaque island]

does Fatshark stealth add new voice lines, i swear every now and then i hear one i havent heard before

[acoustic dune]

I WANNA EAT CRISP PIG SKIN

[south grove]

why wouldn't I?

[vernal terrace]

bettle on top

[opaque island]

the CLAW

[sterile stone]

Turn on subtitles.

[full nebula]

They have those in the us, pork rinds

[opaque island]

already do and have

[vernal terrace]

the game just has a ton of lines

[acoustic dune]

prob mash it in there

[vernal terrace]

i think they have added more like 3 times

maybe 4

i do wonder why only bully ogryn got voice lines for rolling steel

is he just on hand at fatshark

[acoustic dune]

quite litteraly mash it in

[sullen forge]

Yeah you’d like it if you like Sushi, cause it can also just be the thin cut put on top of rice

Fucking Kino

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-woody-buzz-lightyear-aliens-the-claaaaww-gif-17336380

[opaque island]

lol i didnt see the white claw edit

fuck

[acoustic dune]

GOD LEMME BUY SOME OF THESE MORE

[opaque island]

Sushi goes so hard

[acoustic dune]

I WANT MY PIG CRIST SKIN

[opaque island]

pork rinds?

[acoustic dune]

yeah

[sterile stone]

Chicharones?

[acoustic dune]

no

@opaque island you eat them with salad

https://tenor.com/view/ส้มตํา-ตําส้มตํา-papaya-salad-papaya-pok-pok-อ้อมตําส้มตํา-gif-25019862

the salad in question

[opaque island]

ive had pork rinds before, usually in like a chip bag

[acoustic dune]

thats wack

[opaque island]

never had them in a salad before

[acoustic dune]

south east asian stuff

[sterile stone]

Y'all ain't ready for katsu

[acoustic dune]

again i am asian

[acoustic dune]

ok but

[opaque island]

you'll never guess what i am

[sterile stone]

[opaque island]

that looks delicious

[sterile stone]

Tis my friend

[acoustic dune]

consider these

[modern lintel]

i hate youtube bruh im seeing a ton of like unification war era 40k lore videos but theyre all done w shity ai voice overs

[acoustic dune]

and you have these with coffee or coco

[opaque island]

welcome to the ai slop era

what flavor slop do you want?

[sterile stone]

[opaque island]

we got 40k lore slop, halo lore slop, workout video slop

you name it we got it

[acoustic dune]

god i want thick rice noodle with a thick glupy rice soup

[sterile stone]

They kinda remind me of beignets

[acoustic dune]

thats mostly white

[opaque island]

egg rolls?

whats inside em

[acoustic dune]

prob is inspired by so

french colosination n stuff

[acoustic dune]

its fried dough

[opaque island]

oh

[sterile stone]

I won't lie, I was surprised alot of Asian desserts contain rice

[acoustic dune]

but i got you covered

hand on

prob a chinese snack

[opaque island]

sounds tasty dipped in coffee or soup yea

[sterile stone]

Never woulda figured rice to be a dessert item

[opaque island]

sweet rice is a thing

[modern lintel]

well its like i can find pretty consistently good quality lore videos on other eras but specifically pre unification its all ai

[fleet zealot]

Sharing gelato with my grandma, one scoop of pumpkin pie, one of vanilla and one of strawberry

Pumpkin is very strong spice flavor, strawberry is fresh, vanilla is good but plays really well mixed with the others

[modern lintel]

mfw Mexican deep fried ice cream

[acoustic dune]

these a re great

cold and milky

[opaque island]

alot of the time its not even true what the ai is reading off of, its also ai generated text that was fed off a lore wiki or something at least thats what it sounds like alot of the time

[modern lintel]

actual alien goop

[opaque island]

what the heck

id be reticent to try that

[fleet zealot]

Fish balls no?

[acoustic dune]

well sot really but the same idea but no fish

veggie

and sometime meat

[fleet zealot]

Ahh my bad

[acoustic dune]

or corn

[opaque island]

umm fish dont have balls silly

[modern lintel]

proof

[sterile stone]

Churros are some peak big back shit, but I love eating them from time to time

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/daxuran-for-real-on-god-for-eel-on-cod-gif-18301262913558064112

[acoustic dune]

you deep them in sugar

[frosty herald]

christmas with the shartide server is going to be so jolly

[acoustic dune]

and eat it

[sterile stone]

If stalker 2 and Bo6 Season 1 is peak

I won't be around

[vernal terrace]

your get rot for christmas

[acoustic dune]

aw yeah

my fav

[opaque island]

fr tho what is this?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

[acoustic dune]

dessert

[frosty herald]

i want you for christmas

[acoustic dune]

let me look it up for a bit

[opaque island]

stalker 2 is either gonna be great or instantly forgotten, there is no inbetween

[vernal terrace]

[sterile stone]

I'm considering trying the pvp

[fleet zealot]

It was actually bullshit scene god i hate it

[sterile stone]

I wanna see how the weapon balance is first

[modern lintel]

my beloved

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna get turned into dust by some goomba with a guass rifle on day 1

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/super-janemba-janemba-demon-anime-fusion-reborn-gif-8745369643042905872

[fleet zealot]

Peakhan would’ve had soapabitch in a grave

[sterile stone]

Shouting Monolith through the mic

[acoustic dune]

@opaque island

here

[modern lintel]

i rlly hope stalker doesnt flop

[opaque island]

who out here played the GBA dragon ball games

man they were bad, but thats what i know janemba from

[sterile stone]

I'd risk diabetes for this

[opaque island]

huh, sounds weird, id try it

[acoustic dune]

AW YEAH

[fleet zealot]

We have a place near us downtown that does Halo-Halo

[acoustic dune]

THESE ARE GREAT

[fleet zealot]

With ube

[sterile stone]

What is that

[fleet zealot]

It is really good

[violet hornet]

Weird looking tamales

[fleet zealot]

But that’s phillipines iirc

[acoustic dune]

its dessert with banana in the middle

[sterile stone]

On'y Philipines place we have out over yonder is Jolliebees

[acoustic dune]

again south east asian

[modern lintel]

all the crunchy stuff on the outside is usually rlly hot so it has hot and cold contrast as ur eating it

[acoustic dune]

omg

[sterile stone]

Is that sherbet?

[opaque island]

makes me think of delicious in dungeon ghost ice cream

[acoustic dune]

tf is a sherbert

[violet hornet]

The bastard child of sorbet and ice cream

[mystic ether]

Nah, not sherbert at all.

[mystic ether]

Halo-halo tastes great.

[violet hornet]

Needs more fluorescent green apparently

[acoustic dune]

you gotta try it man

its nice

you had ice in it aswell

or below

[hearty nebula]

real pic of @copper hawk

[chilly vault]

L

[violet hornet]

The bright green relish on Chicago dogs is pretty good so I can believe it

[fleet zealot]

I know, i just wanted an excuse to talk about it

[acoustic dune]

fair nuff

anyhow

have some bamboo rice

theres also in green

[south grove]

wdym L

[fleet zealot]

In montana, non american food is a bit rare, and even rarer if it isn’t bastardized

So i appreciate what we do have

[sterile stone]

Don't you guys have a large native pop out there?

[fleet zealot]

Yea but our native population is the poor, no casino reservations

[fleet zealot]

We got fry bread

[acoustic dune]

god i wanna eat with my hand

[sterile stone]

We're civilized now

We use spoons and forks

[acoustic dune]

coward

[fleet zealot]

Oh and a corn soup

[opaque island]

i love finger food

[mystic ether]

you can be civilized and eat with your hands.

Very normally at that.

[acoustic dune]

the rice in the photo

[fleet zealot]

Honestly i wish bread plates/bowls were more fashionable

[acoustic dune]

is made to eat it hands

[sterile stone]

I ain't eatin no bowl of chili with my hands

[candid veldt]

heyo

[sterile stone]

Bread bowls are kiiiiinda a thing

[mystic ether]

Notice how I didn't say a bowl of chili?

[opaque island]

i eat soup with my hand

[fleet zealot]

I know

[sterile stone]

But it's mostly relegated to things like pasta

[fleet zealot]

I want them to be more popular

[candid veldt]

ok question for the combat blade what blessings do i need

[copper hawk]

This cat looks like a bat

[hearty nebula]

yea that u

[opaque island]

flesh tearer lacerate

[sterile stone]

Have you tried Mediterranean?

[slender belfry]

Holla

[fleet zealot]

Good frybread is peak but it’s a tossup whether it will be good or not

[sterile stone]

The flat pita bread is usually used kinda like a plate

[acoustic dune]

fuck you

[candid veldt]

i'd prefer a proper answer please

[fleet zealot]

I like greek we have a good greek place

[acoustic dune]

salad plate

[opaque island]

sorry, we're too food pilled right now

[sterile stone]

Ahhh lettuce wraps

Love those

[fleet zealot]

Uncanny precog or riposte, riposte+ precog with blazing piety or uncanny flesh tearer if you are going to go bleed

[acoustic dune]

yeah i love to have them with bbq

[fleet zealot]

Ohh i had some uhh

Korean bulgogi with lettuce wraps

That was fuckin good

[sterile stone]

I've heard of bulgogi before

The hell is it?

[acoustic dune]

bbq

south east bbq

you cover the hot pot with fat

then put meat on it

i like to eat the fat after at some point later

dip it in sauce

[fleet zealot]

Sauce

[acoustic dune]

a sweet spicy sauce

that make you shit like hell tomorrow

[fleet zealot]

I have an iron stomach

Taco bell can’t hurt me

[acoustic dune]

but your anus aint

[fleet zealot]

Only panda express and arbys makes my stomach die

[acoustic dune]

god i miss home food

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-mr-krabs-choking-choking-choke-mr-krabs-meme-gif-26295768

[acoustic dune]

i miss good fried eggs

in a wok

some crispy eggs

[opaque island]

what if we kissed in the Beast of Nurgle 😳

[acoustic dune]

it would be vore

[sterile stone]

The perfect date night

Inside a beast that smells like unfettered gas station toilet

[acoustic dune]

god chinese bbq

[frosty herald]

gas station weed

[jagged cradle]

Rats my beloved

[frosty herald]

ok wtf

there are 2 berserk chapters out

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-skaven-rat-dance-saltzpyre-gif-24193223

[frosty herald]

actualy im wrong

its 3 chapters

[hot steppe]

well 6 more weapons to go and i'll have one of each with best stats

[south grove]

Applebees

of course

not even suprised

shithole of a shop

[stone fern]

those are some massive bananas

[paper harness]

You playing

[sullen forge]

I’m pretty sure those are normal bananas

[stone fern]

🙃

[sterile stone]

Hmmmmmmmm

I smell marijuaaaaaana

[nimble fiber]

lets make quinton green out

[hushed knoll]

AZRAVAL HI

[nimble fiber]

hi stan

[south grove]

@paper harness I'm up

you still playing?

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-hyrax-hyrax-glosiia-mem-gif-1838985437256911889

No

[cursive mauve]

rabies?

[south grove]

yes dorn

dornophobia

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/178950351372681218/911524293278588968/1637169419563685298.gif

[opaque island]

what if we die when we are killed

[light badge]

I don't die when I get killed, I turn into a force ghost

Showing up to give random people prophetic knowledge and shit

[opaque island]

@paper harness give me your most primo high dollar, connoisseur level of zealot advice

[light badge]

inb4 "dodge"

[jolly forum]

what blessings are decent on chain axe? apart from the bleed one

[stone fern]

headtaker slaughter is kinda what everyone uses on mk12

mk4 ive seen some people use thrust

[hard nexus]

dodge, know basic melee combat

[north sedge]

not the bleed one

thrust/headtaker/slaughterer

[placid fiber]

Lucky... I get turned into the annoying backround character that everyone hates...

[jolly forum]

the bleed kills heavies though i tag them and they just die a few secs later

[opaque island]

you are not dorn, and thats like basic not primo high dollar connoisseur

[stone fern]

yeah but activated heavies kinda kill everything regardless if you build correctly

[jolly forum]

heavy strike?

[north sedge]

you wont need to activate much with the other blessings, outside of crushers

[jolly forum]

maybe ive built a meme build then because the blood one just kills them with quick light atacks

you can tag liek 4 in quick succesion and they just melt

[hard nexus]

dorn refers people to me so

i’m basically alternate dorn

[opaque island]

still wasnt very high dollar advice

[north sedge]

if its mk4, slaughter/headtaker, if it's mk12 thrust + slaughterer or ht

[placid fiber]

You're the eviscerator version of Dorn

[stone fern]

dodge better is unironically the highest level of advice you can get in this game

[vernal terrace]

5 more trains
12 more gloriana
25 more auric missions
900 more barrell kills
25 more rescues
and
101420 more kills

then I will be at max penance score and cole will love me surely

[stone fern]

second only to "attack through walls" and "notice noises"

[slender belfry]

What am i reading

[placid fiber]

Clad's inner thoughts

[sullen forge]

He’s gonna hit you with just dodge

[hard nexus]

i’m dorn but i use worse weapons and do just as well

[wind fossil]

can i get some ppl to help me out with this penance?

[light badge]

Does anyone happen to know which pairing of psyker and zealot has the "my abomination" interaction?

[sullen forge]

Also holy shit Melee Psyker is peak

[hard nexus]

i can help you later today, when i get home from work

[hard nexus]

i wanna say it’s judge and loner?

[wind fossil]

sounds good

[hard nexus]

i’m not certain though

[slender belfry]

Do it on auric, it’ll be easier

[opal star]

one event mission ⁉️

[wind fossil]

But im not level 30

[stone fern]

unironically undoable with current spawns

[slender belfry]

Oh

[stone fern]

you need set up

[placid fiber]

I mean... yeah... it's more or less a zealot, but, instead as a non-stop adrenaline overload cause at any moment you can go from full hp and toughness to insta dead

[vernal terrace]

flamer is your friend

[stone fern]

i only got it with agent's help

[slender belfry]

Let me find the name of a map which have a big horde when finish for you

[jolly forum]

why do you sometimes lose health with toughtness up?

[wind fossil]

Yeah I was looking online and i discovered 2 things. flamer is the way to go and ppl hate this penance

[sullen forge]

Stamina + Kinetic Deflection + Deflector

Literally I’ve been enlightened

[vernal terrace]

i didnt have any issues with it really the two zealot stealth ones really pissed me off though

[placid fiber]

isn't that, more or less, just the vt2 version of darktide...?

Don't get me wrong omega block can be pretty cool... like when I had 100% block cost reduction on sienna in vt2 and blocked a horde and like... 2 chaos warriors for 30 seconds by just standing there and holding block lol

[light badge]

Think of toughness not as a shield but as a damage reduction for health. If you have 100% toughness, that means your health has 100% damage reduction

If you have 90% toughness, your health has a 90% damage reduction, and so on

[jolly forum]

ahh

[placid fiber]

iirc the other players were watching me with amusement as well by how I was doing nothing besides blocking lol

[slender belfry]

U can do it on the map name Power Matrix HL-17-36

[sullen forge]

Kinda just it’s stupid to be able to say no to a good chunk of all attacks

[lean cairn]

dodging is more interesting than blocking and im glad darktide moved away from it

[placid fiber]

Yeah if you're hit with a melee with less than 100% toughness then you take the % of toughness missing as chip damage to your health as well as 100% of the toughness damage(iirc)

[slender belfry]

When you done the mission and get to the plane, there will be a horde with a lot of week enemy

[slender belfry]

Shiet i forgot to tag you @wind fossil

[paper harness]

team play is irrelevent 99% of the time

[wind fossil]

Oh. that one

[paper harness]

it is acceptable to let your team die if they contribute nothing

[wind fossil]

It isnt rlly the hordes that are the issue its getting the kills. but ill give it a shot

[paper harness]

wasting hp to revive someone who will go down again is not worth it

[wind fossil]

Tankd

[fleet zealot]

They contribute to being momentary meat shields

[wind fossil]

thanks*

[fleet zealot]

They are expendable

[lean cairn]

sometimes its better to kill the trapper first before freeing a teammate if they've been trapped for a while

[placid fiber]

And they don't even do that adequately lol

[lean cairn]

cause the trapper can flee

[sterile stone]

Nah

Get your ass up and get your get back on that trapper

[jagged cradle]

@paper harness what would you put on the slug shotgun

[slender belfry]

Yes, when you finish with 3 battery then on the way to the plane, there will be a horde, more than you need for that penace

[opaque island]

now we're talking, thank you dorn

[placid fiber]

[hard nexus]

it’ll take like 5 minutes

i’ll be home in about 40

[paper harness]

no respite full bore

[placid fiber]

2 and a half hours later...

[hard nexus]

it’s super easy to just group together 40 enemies lol

[stone fern]

wait full bore works on slugs?

[hard nexus]

you don’t have to wait for that many

[hard nexus]

i’ve helped 2 others with it now, it always is done in the first 5 minutes

[wind fossil]

sounds gud

[slender belfry]

I hard for me, my teamate will kill it all

[sterile basalt]

What did u run

[hard nexus]

that’s why you just go into a private game

[slender belfry]

Yep, private game

[jagged cradle]

And perks are personal or is there any important breakpoints

[hard nexus]

flak unyielding probably

or manic

[slender belfry]

When i did that penace, i do it on pritave room with some toxic boiz

[median steeple]

igma

[slender belfry]

Screaming when he get a hit and he only play on malice and under

[hard nexus]

cigma 2B

[placid fiber]

what about weakspot damage?

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-stoopid-cat-game-vr-gif-10800356129691145186

[sullen forge]

Deimos

Riposte + Deflector

[sterile basalt]

Huh

[sullen forge]

Literally only had injury incidents to like

[hard nexus]

deflector

[sullen forge]

Shotgunner packs

[hard nexus]

faaarrrtty sound

[sullen forge]

Had the least damage taken

Lmao

As Psyker

[sterile basalt]

I have a very cursed psyker build rn

[jagged cradle]

Kinda what I assumed thanks meow

[sullen forge]

Mad cause bad…

[stone fern]

DEFENCE DEIMOS MENTIONED
WHAT THE FUCK IS A POGRYN

[sullen forge]

The Bistol:

The Assail + Bistol:

[stone fern]

block+stamina+deflector
peak deimos

[novel hare]

Poxgryn?

[stone fern]

yeah

[south grove]

plague ogryn

[stone fern]

actually yeah pox ogryn isnt released yet

[obsidian ore]

But I can't play without the rest of my team 😔 I die to poxwalkers while I try to shoot my kantrael lasgun

[south grove]

pox ogryn is shelved

[stone fern]

skip to the end to find dorn

[sullen forge]

Wish pox Ogryn was released

Want more shit to kill

[median steeple]

I want more shit to kill ME

and my randoms

[frosty herald]

Wolfer invading missions and crashing out cause we killed both his admirals

[wind fossil]

@hard nexus I thought the pseacial assignment would be agood place to do it and i did it

I do actually need help with a harder penance

if youre down

[hard nexus]

oh nice

[hard nexus]

flesh wound?

[wind fossil]

how smart of you

it is lol

[copper hawk]

Fleisch wound

[plucky sparrow]

seeing as they already improved crafting i dont see why they dont remove private game penance requirement

[fleet zealot]

Because some can’t be improved or they lose their identity or become freebies

Some were unprivated

[copper hawk]

MEEEEEE

[wind fossil]

I dont understand why some penances can only be done in private games

like whats the difference?

[fleet zealot]

Because they used to all be public

And the ones that were most disruptive were put as private only

[wind fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-fright-gif-1407771759511089766

srry u scared me with that

[fleet zealot]

His name is Dip, short for dipshit

(Not my cat, also didn’t choose the name)

[wind fossil]

his greed sickens me

you can tell just by looking at him

hes evil

[stone fern]

any nerds on?

[hard nexus]

some others will be able to help u with that one easier

@paper harness

i choose you grubling

[frosty herald]

Actual vampire

Dude never sleeps or works

[stone fern]

he has a job ok hes the person that presses the restart button on a server if it ever fucks up

(it doesnt)

[sour oxide]

woooooooooooooo

[sullen forge]

40k Grubtide

[sour oxide]

there is a severe lack of goonin in here

[opal star]

some penances are either flat-out impossible in public/quickplay matches or are so out-there in how to achieve them that you'd be an outright detriment to the rest of your team if you're trying to do them in pubs

[wind fossil]

oh. I never thunk of it that waY

[paper harness]

ping ainz

[sour oxide]

ainz loves penances that are out-there

[paper harness]

Busy teaching tintin

[sour oxide]

oof gl I tried to teach him not to put the penny in the light socket...,.didn't go well

[wind fossil]

which ainz theres like 100 of them

should i ping all of them?

[opal star]

for example, the psyker one where you have to do 50%(?) or more damage to a monstrosity via brain burst
the rest of the team has to be in on it for that sort of thing or you're just gonna look like a fuckin moron

[sour oxide]

the good looking one

@plush estuary

[plush estuary]

hgmm?

[wind fossil]

I get that. I figured that it was just your problem to deal with. Cuz some penances still kinda feel like that

https://tenor.com/view/can-you-help-me-penelope-blippi-wonders---educational-cartoons-for-kids-can-you-give-me-a-hand-blippi-gif-3175394803152697377

[plush estuary]

many ways to do this one, play the new event and tell your team that you will solo it, do a monster maelstrom, or play a normal map and solo boss. You only need to do 50% of damage overall, (NOT THE KILLING BLOW!)

[opaque island]

i feel like we're at a point in darktides lifecycle where we can make those penances not private game only

but maybe im wrong, playstation people will be coming soon

[plush estuary]

both modifers on BB and take EP

[wind fossil]

Ye that was a fun one but I did it already

I am refering to the flesh wound one

[plush estuary]

Was talking to ragers

[wind fossil]

oh 😦

[plush estuary]

for Flesh wound, there are 2 easy ways

using the bell skip on the twins fight, or rolling steel

[wind fossil]

Solo?

[plush estuary]

cant do it solo

need privite

ask someone from pubs, ask me, or look in the LFG channels

[wind fossil]

@plush estuary can you help 🥺 👉 👈

[plush estuary]

Sure

[wind fossil]

Hell yeah 😎

Ill find someone else rq

[plush estuary]

I have people already

[wind fossil]

oh woops lol

[acoustic dune]

bruv got the whole crew

[sullen forge]

Holy shit

[wind fossil]

literaly

[spare talon]

The darktide harem

[opaque island]

imagine, a difficulty or boss fight where you go in with 8 people

bad idea or good idea

[plush estuary]

@paper harness

gunner res, does it work for reapers

[paper harness]

yes

[opaque island]

oh cool, i didnt know that

[paper harness]

Those pubs were horrific

[south grove]

why did the ogryn go into the host

I genuinely don't understand

other than holding a shield he's got nothing at all

[opaque island]

alot of the time ive had people say they couldnt hear it when they do that, if they say anything about it

how you dont hear it i dont know

[hard nexus]

yes

[paper harness]

I said that would happen

[south grove]

lookie lookie

[wind fossil]

thanks again @plush estuary

[south grove]

it's that artist you like

[jagged cradle]

???

[south grove]

the name

it's an artist

meow likes them

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/sewerslvt-meme-my-beloved-heart-gif-26155474

https://tenor.com/view/sewerslvt-gif-27639453

[opaque island]

https://tenor.com/view/sewerslvt-jvnko-junko-dancing-anime-gif-21912628

[south grove]

@paper harness idk why but when I do stuff there's a thing that flashes on my screen

idk what it is

[paper harness]

The med kit

[sullen forge]

I don’t recognize that artist at all I won’t lie lmao

[paper harness]

Fucking low level zealots deploying medkits

[sullen forge]

You trying Martyr or something

[hard nexus]

try turning off flash

[south grove]

was there even anything threatening

[paper harness]

No

[paper harness]

He was low hp

So be used it

This is why I never let them have first med kit or stim

[south grove]

where's that

[sullen forge]

Instead of waiting till everyone else was also hurt?

[hard nexus]

where it says turn off flash, turn it off

[paper harness]

Yep

[hard nexus]

yeah basically

[candid veldt]

i dont mean to be rude but isnt that abit toxic dorn?

[hard nexus]

i do the same thing

i don’t trust randoms with medkits

[sullen forge]

High play etiquette of waiting till everyone is hurt instead of one

[hard nexus]

i’ve seen high levels drop a medkit right before a medicae too many times

[paper harness]

I was missing 10 hp, tintin 20

The 5 wound zealot dropped the medkit to heal himself

[visual stream]

Seems rude on the surface, but a wasted medkit or med stim can mean a game sometimes

[sullen forge]

This is why I rarely ever drop them on new maps till I learn the medicae locations

[paper harness]

From a situation where he shouldn’t have taken a hit

[south grove]

we still gonna go?

or we taking a break

[paper harness]

I’m making more coffee

[south grove]

I'll go brew some tea

[paper harness]

I need more coffee

[sullen forge]

Isn’t it like

[south grove]

headhunter works really well on zealot

[sullen forge]

12 AM for you Dorn

[south grove]

suprisingly

[paper harness]

2306

[sullen forge]

An hour off

[paper harness]

My working hours are us east

[sullen forge]

That

Explains your absolutely fucked schedule

[paper harness]

Office is in Norfolk VA

[sullen forge]

Cause I assume you’re in the Brit Time Zone

[paper harness]

I am right now

[south grove]

I just felt my eyes decompress

ow

[paper harness]

That’s not toxic, it’s logical

I know where all healing is, when and where to use medkits, the stim is for the probable clutch scenario

[full nebula]

n e bud e wunt 2 sqatd OOP an do orebrick minestorm?

[paper harness]

I don’t trust pubs with consumable resources because they will the majority of the time use them on themselves

[hard nexus]

Yeah, Okay elitist.

[paper harness]

When they are ultimately irrelevant to the game

[sullen forge]

Elitist Grubs ruining my fun………

[full nebula]

thats why you gotta get to the ammo first

[sullen forge]

Dorn has been here, how can you tell? No ammo

[patent arch]

second blessing to pair with flesh tearer knife on a piety build? im guessing riposte is overkill. mercy killer or precog?

[sullen forge]

I’d say do Inexorable Judgement instead

[hard nexus]

riposte/precog/uncanny

[paper harness]

Meow speaks the truth

[sullen forge]

But that if you want to do Piety

[lean cairn]

lascerate uncanny

[paper harness]

Piety is meta

[obsidian prairie]

Shut

[sullen forge]

Lacerate Uncanny is kinda fucked

[hard nexus]

uncanny buffs your bleed damage, precog is more immediate damage on heavies, riposte for more crit chance

[paper harness]

Me pulling silly figures because of the interaction

[patent arch]

gracias friends

[hard nexus]

i hate knife

me watching @rocky nacelle one shot a reaper AS IM SAWING IT WITH AN EVIS and then immediately run away like the little grub he is

[sullen forge]

Look I can to a lesser degree and not destroy my habit of swing head level only, with Serrated MK Uncanny on Vet

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-hazen-audel-a-larvae-lunch-primal-survivor-protein-gif-19207478

[misty ravine]

Or waste them by never using them due to We Might Need It Later Syndrome

[paper harness]

always know where the maps get the worst

[hard nexus]

i don’t

i just kinda

play

[sullen forge]

Events and Certain chokes

Are where its acceptable imo

[hard nexus]

i’m 100% an instinct player

[paper harness]

depends on the event

dreyko end always wants a medpack

[hard nexus]

if i think too hard ill play worse

[sullen forge]

Some events are easy

[hard nexus]

well if i’m there it doesn’t

[sullen forge]

I’d say I understand start Clandestine but I tend to hold it till like

Mid

[hard nexus]

clandestium*

[sullen forge]

Cause that Ice breaking can get really fucking hectic

[stone fern]

dont flatter urself a psyker with purge has the same effect

[paper harness]

clandestium mid, staircase on the right of the mid start button

[hard nexus]

a psyker with a purg also has no skill

i’d be using a mk3 evis, one of the worst melee’s in the game

[paper harness]

plus directly after the shuttle

[stone fern]

yes

[light badge]

any psyker with a staff deletes any requirements of meds

[stone fern]

also mk3 evi isnt that bad

[hard nexus]

yes it is

[stone fern]

nuh uh

[hard nexus]

it’s so bad

i love it

[full nebula]

Anyone wanna squad up and carry me?

[light badge]

either everything dies or something goes so catastrophically wrong that the meds would be pointless

[hard nexus]

but it sucks

[light badge]

sure

[sullen forge]

When the psyker main tells you to pipe down clad

I think you should be quiet

[stone fern]

it has a combo and cleave thats more than mk15

[hard nexus]

mk15 has more cleave lol

[stone fern]

HUH

[sullen forge]

Something about the Mk3 feels great

[stone fern]

what

how

oh wait you mean the rev meme

[sullen forge]

Probably cause I like movesets that feel “fluid” in the sense of

[full nebula]

@light badge team 10 if you actually want to play

[hard nexus]

#zealot-class message

[sullen forge]

I’m going between lights and heavies frequently

[hard nexus]

no i don’t

[sullen forge]

But holy shit its weak compared to 15 lmao

[hard nexus]

mk15 lights, unrevved, have 10 cleave

[stone fern]

but the damage is capped to 4

[hard nexus]

yeah lmfao

[hard nexus]

ok so cleave is irrelevant then

don’t you DARE

[sullen forge]

Buff the Mk3 🗣️

[stone fern]

🙄

[hard nexus]

say h1 has uncapped cleave

because it does

FUCKING

[stone fern]

i feel like im attacking your puppy

shesh im sorry

[hard nexus]

22 MINIMUM DAMAGE

[stone fern]

i take it back

[hard nexus]

WHY IS THE MK3 SO SHIT

EUEGEHJEHEH

[sullen forge]

She’s very passionate

[hard nexus]

:(

[sullen forge]

About the Mk3

[hard nexus]

i bubble it out…

[stone fern]

mk3 is nice just needs a tune up

[sullen forge]

Love how there’s a handful of weapons out there

[median bramble]

is bolter like the zealot ranged weapon?

[sullen forge]

Where marks are just

Direct upgrades

[sullen forge]

Pm

[stone fern]

kinda

[median bramble]

pm?

[sullen forge]

Bolter, Zarona

Pretty much

Flamer or Graia 7 if you feel silly

[hard nexus]

it needs no more damage caps, better damage and damage distribution on h1, better single target on h2 (h2 is worthless), better carapace ADMs, and (personally i think it should be made unique by making it saw faster than other chain weapons)

[full nebula]

Anyone else want to hop in team 10? Auric QP/Maelstrom

[sullen forge]

Hear me out

[hard nexus]

flamer, bolter, revolver, bolt pistol, braced autos are all great zealot weapons

[sullen forge]

Another Evis Mark

[hard nexus]

first mk3 buffs

but

what is ur proposal

for another evis

[sullen forge]

I honestly was just saying that to see what the hell you’d go on about but like

I suppose it would have to be light strike down heavy vans cause the Mk3 is a mix isn’t it

[hard nexus]

yeah but like

idk

i don’t think it’d be worth it to make tbh

because l1 and l4 already are strike down

they can do 1600 damage to a crusher

with chastise

[full nebula]

1 Slot for auric in 10 if anyones interested

[hard nexus]

@sullen forge fun fact, if you do the chastise saw trick, you have another attack with the crit and rending, so you can do l1 and deal 1600+ to a crusher

[median bramble]

if i rock chorus, do i want matyr's purpose?

[stone fern]

no

[hard nexus]

martyrs purpose sucks

[stone fern]

martys purpose never

[obsidian prairie]

Never

[hard nexus]

don’t ever take it

[median bramble]

fair

[sullen forge]

What would you propose

[obsidian prairie]

Martyrs purpose is absolutely terrible

[sullen forge]

For a supposed new Mark

[stone fern]

whats your build and what weapons do you use?

[hard nexus]

it’s 1% health to 1% cooldown, so you’d have to go from 100% health to zero to get your ability back instantly

it’s just awful

[median bramble]

yeah that makes sense

[hard nexus]

honestly i can’t really think of anything, maybe a mark with innate carapace cleave?

but idk what else it would do

[jagged cradle]

My 13th reason

[sullen forge]

Is it vanguards or relentlesses for a majority

[jagged cradle]

Yes the ogryn was more then half

[sullen forge]

Cause I was thinking of mainly diagonals with a Strikedown PA

[sullen forge]

13 deaths

Holy

[candid veldt]

do forgive not use to the ways of a zealot more of a vet main anyways

need zealot penances

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus actually probably Light string of relentless that ends in a strike down, and heavy’s are vanguards, PA strikedown

[jagged cradle]

It was so bad Imao

[median bramble]

chorus is a weird one

its kinda neat

[sterile basalt]

H1 overhead, H2 sweep
L1 sweep, L2 & L3 overhead (latch & rip)
PA sweep
Rev damage is lower than XV but has high damage/tick instead of banking most of damage on last tick

Would be perfect

[sullen forge]

Yeah it sounds like a better MK3 though but I mean again

Buff the Mk3

[thorn mango]

If I use an mk12 chain axe with Thrust, should I pair it with Bloodletter or Headtaker?

[sullen forge]

Headtaker

[sterile basalt]

It’d be reverse moveset of Mk3, kinda

[sullen forge]

Do not touch bloodletter

[sullen forge]

Easier combo technically

Seeing it’s a L - H

[sterile basalt]

I think giving chain weapon a H + L + L loop would be cool

No other chain weapon has moveset like that

I’d also be ok if H2 chained into L3 overhead instead of L1, which means you have to PA to continue horde clear combo

[mighty root]

[sterile basalt]

For some desperation synergy

[sullen forge]

Mk3 combo but slightly different lmao

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[mighty root]

i wonder what the next weapons will be

[sullen forge]

I kinda just want more marks instead of nothing tbh

I want to experiment more

[mighty root]

real

smaul was a disappointment

[sullen forge]

Smaul is fun

I just don’t like how mediocre it is against unyielding

[mighty root]

i cant use it id rather use the chain axe

[sterile basalt]

I genuinely ran out of melee weapons I want to play on veteran

[sullen forge]

Me wanting to play more melees

Sitting here staring at Rashad

Going

[sterile basalt]

Vet’s melee options are so limiting

[paper harness]

ds5

[sullen forge]

Yeah no I’ll stick with Shovel

[sullen forge]

True

[frozen kernel]

I just want Mk3 buffs

For Evi

Only needs a lil spoonful of love like pls god improve the cleave damage on H1

[paper harness]

or we nerf everything back down to a and b tier

[sullen forge]

But at the same time it gives me a slight distaste cause of DS4

Being absolute baby mode

[south grove]

@paper harness crash

[spice ravine]

blessings for the Heavy Eviscerator?

[sullen forge]

But I assume DS5 Is actually fun vs 4

[pseudo depot]

Hey guys any advice on heavy evis blessings?

[frozen kernel]

Mk3 is Savage Sweep/Rampage, MkX varies

[pseudo depot]

Oh wait someone just asked that haha

[paper harness]

Mk15 is bloodthirsty rampage or shred rampage

[sterile basalt]

Kinda

[frozen kernel]

^ Couldn’t remember if it was bloodthirsty shred

[paper harness]

Best animations

[frozen kernel]

Shred is kinda whack tho because like, if you miss 1 swing you’re fucked and lose all stacks

[paper harness]

Plus it’s kinda juiced

[sullen forge]

I barely ever touch DSs

[sterile basalt]

I don’t like swords in general

[sullen forge]

So I don’t even know what to put on them

But I assume like

[spice ravine]

just need to finish it to 20, never liked it either :p

[sullen forge]

Riposte Precog Uncanny etc

[sterile basalt]

Uncanny + rampage for DS5

[sullen forge]

Seriously?

For Veteran

[frozen kernel]

I leveled mastery on DS when I was doing psyker and it was alright

[sterile basalt]

Because it’s just worse damage than the other 2 duelling swords so u sorta need uncanny to hit the same carapace breakpoints

[sullen forge]

I assume we can pass out on Rending Strikes

[frozen kernel]

I just kinda found that I didn’t want to use my melee weapon on psyker for crusher deletion after discovering surge

[sullen forge]

If we’re doing this

[sterile basalt]

I wanted to try knife on vet again

[sullen forge]

Typically run it cause of Va

[sterile basalt]

But it tanks point economy so hard

It’s crazy

[frozen kernel]

I wish I didn’t hate the knife

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-gif-26231311

[median bramble]

crushers is definitely a fun weapon

[placid fiber]

Dis sun be glowing. This is Rogue Legacy 2. <.<

[fleet zealot]

ogryn mains

almost killed myself with a fork wtf

how tf am I alive

[frozen kernel]

Crusher + Bistol make monkee brain go ooga ooga

[placid fiber]

Welp... I've full cleared the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th areas for the most part... time to go to the 6th area <.<'

[median bramble]

yeah im using a bolter rn but i wanna try a diff gun

maybe a revolver

reading people like the kantrael combat shotty

i want to revisit shotties on my vet

[paper harness]

All the shotguns suck

[median bramble]

dang

dreams, crushed.

[paper harness]

I’m meta crafting for havoc, it’s tricky

[sterile basalt]

Why

[sullen forge]

I assume he’s a tester

[sterile basalt]

Ya but idk how “tricky”

[sullen forge]

That or guesstimate

[paper harness]

Meta changes

[frozen kernel]

I went back to bolter for a mission just for kicks and I just…ugh the draw speed

[sullen forge]

Meta changes

[median bramble]

yeah its why i want the revolver.

[frozen kernel]

Ever tried the bolt pistol?

[sterile basalt]

What kind of changes
Whole new health setting?

[frozen kernel]

It’s like a revolver sidegrade

[paper harness]

There will be a lot less do whatever you want in missions

More stick together work at the problem at hand

[sterile basalt]

Oh

So Rashad x4

[south grove]

I'm back

lemme in

[paper harness]

I’m smoking

[frozen kernel]

Personally I ℱ with it but some people prefer the revolver for simplicity and speed

[south grove]

okayyy

[paper harness]

Smyker ruined it

[sterile basalt]

From what ur saying it sounds like Rashad + Karsolas

[paper harness]

Last pub then it’s duo time

[sullen forge]

Smyker in server

[paper harness]

[sullen forge]

Day ruined

[sterile basalt]

Maybe crusher?

Rashad + crusher + Karsolas

[frozen kernel]

Playing hi level havoc and you’ve got a 1400+ Ogryn trying to collect all the crafting material

Spawning specialists

That are becoming monstros

[paper harness]

High level ogryns will get kicked pretty quick

[sterile basalt]

Do havoc maps still spawn crafting materials like normal

[median bramble]

for crusher gameplay, how neccessary is thy wrath be swift?

[paper harness]

Because without fail all of them suck at the game

Twbs is pretty essential on all builds

[sullen forge]

Damn near crucial iirc

[median bramble]

hm

[sullen forge]

Like especially on Crusher

[spice ravine]

flamer blessings?

[median bramble]

trying to work out my chorus build

may drop vicious offering i think

[frozen kernel]

Oh fuck I had a chorus one for the Penance one sec

[median bramble]

i like bleed for the emperor because im bad

[sullen forge]

B-b-but Dorn! TWBS is a crutch!!!!

[sterile basalt]

Crutch on deez nuts

[paper harness]

Gunner stun immunity reins supreme

[frozen kernel]

I think it was cica or meow that had a really good crit chainsword chorus build

[median bramble]

time to not be bad i guess

[frozen kernel]

Honestly I’d recommend it if you have a decent chainsword because the lil thing is a beast

[jagged cradle]

How long are you keeping tin captive ?

[paper harness]

4 more games me thinks

[median bramble]

are any of the nodes for chorus worth it? 20% more damage seems nice. but only 10 seconds...

[paper harness]

3 duos

[jagged cradle]

Hmm that’s fine I guess

[paper harness]

maybe longer

[jagged cradle]

As long as he improves

[south grove]

he's holding my vet char hostage

[jagged cradle]

You’ve crutched on vet

Good

[frozen kernel]

Generally my attitude was damage > TDR because ideally, my randoms will just gun/cut everything down during and after chorus rather than face tanking a gunner wave

[candid veldt]

The hell is twbs?

[frozen kernel]

I’m usually popping chorus to stagger a wave of scary shit so if everyone gets a little boost to clean up all the stunned enemies, sounds good to me!

[obsidian prairie]

Thy Wrath Be Swift