zealot-class

[remote lark]

no

what is it

[vernal terrace]

why even live

bye zealot chat

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-waa-7tv-twitch-aaaaa-gif-17137341012820105478

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I'm saying man.

[remote lark]

i will pat the kez

[grizzled aspen]

@paper harness that was vile.

[vernal terrace]

:3

[paper harness]

It’s true tho

[grizzled aspen]

I dont doubt it.

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[grizzled aspen]

My point remains

[paper harness]

You are never in a position to judge after what I have read today

[remote lark]

hii :3

[grizzled aspen]

What about me?

I've said some pretty out of pocket shit today alone.

[paper harness]

Zealot chat is an enclave, almost entirely self moderated, with occasional moderator input if they are unfortunate enough to read whatever shit is being said in here

[steep flame]

so now that video jame is on ps5 that means we'll get actual content updates now?

[paper harness]

Switch edition

[wind dagger]

no

[steep flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/868888972120702999/1094245476456476692/uncaption.gif

[grizzled aspen]

I be out here listening to depressing music before I go to work.

[gusty orbit]

haha, no, haha

[remote lark]

we win

a :3

[steep flame]

is the christmas event adding anything new?

[wind dagger]

if i were a betting man we'll probably get one more major content update over the next 6-12mo and then they're going to go radio silent until they announce the next of their soon-to-be-botched new releases

[paper harness]

“Christmas event”

This is not vt2

[misty nova]

Game Boy Advance next

[steep flame]

candlemas event

[paper harness]

12 content updates before eol

[frosty herald]

Guh

[wind dagger]

i don't know acronyms

[paper harness]

End of life

[wind dagger]

o

[vernal terrace]

nurglins love christmas though

[frosty herald]

This is just speculation right

[paper harness]

Probability

Given fs pace

And development time of next title

[steep flame]

yamato like from hit valve new release deadlock

[frosty herald]

Bleh

[steep flame]

been playing a lot of deadlock

[frosty herald]

Youve known me since launch

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-dmc-gif-26051519

[steep flame]

https://tenor.com/view/ivy-deadlock-logging-into-discord-gif-3383249088025396822

[vernal terrace]

they have done a bigger update to coincide with both skulls festivals since the game launched

[paper harness]

Where is tintin

[steep flame]

beautiful goblin lady to ugly anime creature

[paper harness]

Awaken child

[frosty herald]

Vt2 still got content updates during darktide

[wind dagger]

i wonder if they're going to bite the bullet and actually make their team learn a new engine for their next game or if they're going to stick with this pile of shit

[vernal terrace]

and given how long vt2 has last i dont think anyone needs to worry aboujt the game disappearing

[frosty herald]

Quite sizeable ones

[paper harness]

Slow

If the vt2 team moves to dt

We eating good

[frosty herald]

Progression rework lmao

[vernal terrace]

unless it was vt2 you were talking about all along and i just cant read

cause that game might actually be nearing end of life

[paper harness]

Larger player base for longer with vt2

[gusty orbit]

if vt stops getting support it'll keep on, it's a p2p game anyway, hasn't had that many game breaking shit in quite a while except for macro users, which are like 1 in a couple hundred players

[frosty herald]

Weve been sayimg that for a while

[paper harness]

Vt2 is eol after verses

[frosty herald]

But vt2 still has support

[paper harness]

Chaos wastes was larger than unlocked and loaded was

For player retention

[vernal terrace]

whenever ive checked both games have had very comparable player numbers

[gusty orbit]

nah darktide has had 2-3 times more players for quite a while

[frosty herald]

Darktide is in its beginning years still

[vernal terrace]

any other game this would get you laughed out the room

but with a fatshark game its true lol

and honestly the game is so fun now

[gusty orbit]

always been fun tho, and as long as the game can retain say 2k to 5k players games won't be hard to find, but damn game needs a lobby finder and map selection like rn

[vernal terrace]

ye but its got so much better

[frosty herald]

I think most would agree its at the beginning years

[vernal terrace]

and the stuff they have announced and teased will just add to that

also it finally being on all 3 main platforms should add a massive surge of new players

[frosty herald]

I suspect content will go faster now

But you also have the process of certification for an update

[gusty orbit]

knowing we're dealing with fatshark, i don't think content will come any faster than 4-6 months at most

[wind dagger]

getting your hopes up for faster content drops is straight coping

it won't happen

this is a swedish devteam

[frosty herald]

The majority of the devs were working on the port

[wind dagger]

they have actual labor laws/rights and have an actual work/life balance

[frosty herald]

Which i imagine hasnt been easy

[placid fiber]

Okay guys... how cursed does this sound: A gunlugger oggy with feel no pain as their keystone

[vernal terrace]

dont really care for faster content i just hope it gets content as enjoyable and for as long as vermintide 2
that game is 7 years old in 4 months
its been 4 years since it did a release on a new console
and it still gets sizeable and pretty good updates

[spare dome]

very default

[placid fiber]

Really?

[spare dome]

yea

[gusty orbit]

it's just brainless gameplay and normal lol

[spare dome]

cause BLO is shit

[wind dagger]

it sounds like the build every other pugryn uses

[spare dome]

may as well just be tanky as fuck while you shoot

[misty nova]

Pick the Placement talent whatever the name
DR while bracing

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

heblo

work is

boring

[misty nova]

And Steady Grip

[hard nexus]

and i need to ask my boss where my money is

[vernal terrace]

me unbothered in my swamp

[frosty herald]

Vt2 got a new faction in year 2

[misty nova]

Which is Toughness regen while braced

[frosty herald]

I wonder when darktide gets a faction update

[vernal terrace]

there are a bunch of enemy editions i can think of for the current faction still

and thats outside of the tox ogryn who has been vibing in the game files for ages

[placid fiber]

Man... unless I don't take the rock I have to give up something for my build >.<

I really like the rock for muties :/

[vernal terrace]

the second hive city
going into the spires
or the deep hive

would probably be the best time to drop a new faction

[violet hornet]

It'll be scabs with tan armor lol

Identical but with a recolor

[frosty herald]

A new faction should be pestigors supplemented by heralds plaguebearers and nurglings

Call it daemons of chaos

[gusty orbit]

i don't have any hopes for dt specifically because when you think fatshark are doing ok stuff they come up with crime spree

[vernal terrace]

crime spree wasnt a bad update for payday 2

[frosty herald]

People wanted a harder difficulty they got one

[vernal terrace]

it just came when the game was dead

and didnt add much

[frosty herald]

And i imagine a faction would take some work

[vernal terrace]

the darktide version seems alot more thought out

and actual unique rewards

[placid fiber]

@misty nova This is 1 version of my build... which would allow me to take the mk5 shovel with it... otherwise I would cut out the multiple enemies hit with a heavy gives 20% and take the mk19 one instead with confident strike... :/

[gusty orbit]

you do know payday 2 has had like 20k players since almost forever right? unless you mean dev dead, which is a no too because it was getting dlc still during that time iiirc

[vernal terrace]

payday 2 brainrot

[wind dagger]

you're crippling yourself in terms of doing damage and in terms of getting good as a player by taking feel no pain lol

[gusty orbit]

no elite rending feels like physical pain

[wind dagger]

just play tyrant from ogrynomicon

[misty nova]

It's usable
I cannot vow for its "goodness"

[placid fiber]

This is normally what I run on my oggy, when not doing gunlugger tomfoolery

[grizzled aspen]

Take a baseball bat with you. I've heard that helps with these types of negotiations.

[wind dagger]

good lord

[placid fiber]

I'm tanky af, even without feel no pain lol

[gusty orbit]

lucky bullet is barely ok with anything that isn't called achlys stubber, and the melee one is too far away for a gunlugger

[placid fiber]

sigh what do you not like about my heavy hitter one? :/

[placid fiber]

And?

[grizzled aspen]

Why are you taking ranged talents and not any indomitable aux nodes.

[placid fiber]

because I've never felt the need for indomitable enhancements?

[grizzled aspen]

The toughness replenishment one is great.

[spare dome]

if fatshark didnt have a publisher/games workshop contracts then the game we have right now is probably what they would have wanted to launch with

[placid fiber]

either I'm gonna get bleed dr fast and toughness back or I'm gonna get damage and toughness back... and I get 20% back every heavy

[spare dome]

but then we wouldn't have had darktide for the last two years

[placid fiber]

which causes bleed and gives me bleed dr

[spare dome]

minus a couple things anyway like the auric board

[placid fiber]

I'm not doing aurics or maelstroms... I just don't need that extra oomph on indomitable, with what I play with randos :/

[vernal terrace]

was still a feature added in the games last year of "planned development" (they ultimate went back to payday 2 as a cashcow after everything else they were doing failed)

but i also didnt find 90% of the modifiers in crime wave interesting and it had no unique rewards

[placid fiber]

I mean if I was doing aurics, maelstroms, or auric maelstroms I might take those extra indomitable talents, but, I'm mostly just doing normal intensity damnation when I have full on randos :/

[vernal terrace]

such as hit bangers like cloaker drops a smoke grenade,
shields reflect bullets,
enemys take 50% less damage
taser shock incapacitates 50% faster

[grizzled aspen]

I'm just saying, when your toughness gets cracked by a train of elites, you can pop indomitable and squish em and get your full toughness bar back.

[vernal terrace]

the mutated horrors and moebian 21st mutators we have played are already alot cooler imo

[grizzled aspen]

It also allows you to have some wiggle room when there are gunners/reapers around, as you have full toughness when you get done with indomitable, and now all these elite shooters can shoot you while everything is on the floor.

[hard nexus]

turns out there was just an issue with our payroll thing

[placid fiber]

I mean... yeah, but, even when I've had to solo clutch I haven't had that problem very often(actually I don't think I've ever had that problem)...

[hard nexus]

i’m getting my money soon

yippee!

[placid fiber]

This is what I use on my heavy hitter build

[gusty orbit]

yeah that's right, we might have to see what havoc has in store, but i never have high hopes for game modes like that, and i'm not one to be pessimistic usually, i leave that to my edgy 16 year old self, but gotta be real when stuff isn't promising either

[spare dome]

well we arent going to get map selection and/or custom difficulty settings so

[grizzled aspen]

Which sucks!

[spare dome]

yes and no

[grizzled aspen]

Map and modifier selections would be great.

I would also like the ability to disable/enable specialists.

I straight up want to turn off bombers.

[paper harness]

lol

[vernal terrace]

from a penance pov yes i agree

[spare dome]

its great until youre running your fiftieth straight misson of magistratum oubliette because a youtuber told everyone that it's the most bigly efficient map to play

[vernal terrace]

but general gameplay i kind of like getting random stuff

[paper harness]

It’s my fav map

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, they could just throw a random option in there.

Pick random special conditions, if applicable, and your desired difficulty.

[paper harness]

Simple, no stand and hacks

[grizzled aspen]

Wouldn't be that hard.

[vernal terrace]

you just like looking at your future in prison teehee

[paper harness]

Lovely

[faint vapor]

its my favorite map though :c

[gusty orbit]

great map, terrible beginning for noobs, great last bit

[spare dome]

we do, but if quickplay puts you into player lobbies and those lobbies are mostly the same map, then it's the same result lol

it's screaming bell all over again

[paper harness]

End boss gets infinitely more funny the second you get a chaos spawn in there

[faint vapor]

the sewer bit is always a funny skill check

[grizzled aspen]

That's the thing, you can't join private lobbies.

[vernal terrace]

does anyone have a picture of the mutated horrors scab captain?

[spare dome]

there are private and public lobbies, presumably

[vernal terrace]

i never got to see him

[hard nexus]

Wokehammer 40k: Woketide

[spare dome]

the majority will do exactly what they did in VT2

[paper harness]

One sec

[spare dome]

where more than half of all lobbies at legend is the exact same map

it makes onboarding new players a nightmare

[gusty orbit]

vt quickplay has preference for "community preferred" maps

and whatever most recent map has released

even if you are host and hit quickplay

[vernal terrace]

there is a crab trying to escape from his skull

[paper harness]

Fastest bug report so far

[spare dome]

oh hell yea two bucks for raspberries

[undone pewter]

Shout outs to screaming bell

[vernal terrace]

i do like one shotting the mutated crushers and stuff i hope that part was intentional

but one shotting a boss is kind of a joke

especially with it crashing games

[paper harness]

Crushers yes

Scab captains aren’t intended

[grizzled aspen]

Then why would they make a model for it?

[vernal terrace]

the mutated model is intentional but them dying in one hit isnt

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

[vernal terrace]

like burgles got a second model in the update as well

[paper harness]

What’s happening is the code that damage caps them breaks with the one shot, instantly crashing whoever shot it

[vernal terrace]

they all flowery

[grizzled aspen]

They should make scab captains be minibosses.

And change assassinations.

So you can just find scab captains around.

[vernal terrace]

also in the trailer for the modifier i swear i saw a mutated daemonhost

[frosty herald]

a recon vet is actualy usefull for once

[obtuse solstice]

is there a way to get notified when there's a hard mael

[vernal terrace]

but ive not saw one in game

maybe just a normal poxwalker and im crazy

[misty nova]

Force Sword push attack

[paper harness]

Crashes whoever shoots it

[frosty herald]

deserved for playing recon vet ngl

[paper harness]

@polar nexus

[vernal terrace]

recon vet is fun

die die die

[frosty herald]

maybe that activates a neuron to think before shooting

[vernal terrace]

i will shoot all poxbursters as you approach them

[frosty herald]

evil

[grizzled aspen]

Not if I trauma staff them first.

[frosty herald]

but i didnt expect less from a bottom

[vernal terrace]

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hanako-kun-gif-25492843

[vernal terrace]

i woke up cause my work scheduled mandatory training on my day off then they cancelled it 30 minutes before it started

[vernal terrace]

me!!!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-dragon-ball-z-dbz-anime-henshin-gif-15851741

me asf

[vernal terrace]

hmmm i wonder if im allowed to post what i was about to post

[frosty herald]

do it no balls

[solar gorge]

the drink

[vernal terrace]

im using the executive decision that i think its ok

[fathom helm]

Bro just ruined a perfectly good jacket.

[vernal terrace]

if you look like this dm me

[solar gorge]

just need one more year

[frosty herald]

dont you have cole already

[vernal terrace]

he is evil

need to keep my options open

[frosty herald]

good luck with that

cause im into women

[vernal terrace]

BORING!!!!!!!!!

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-redford-jeremiah-johnson-nodding-yes-nod-of-approval-gif-21066931

Based waffle maker

[frosty herald]

have you seen women bro???

[vernal terrace]

yes i live with 4 of them

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yanagi-tsukishiro-yanagi-tsukishiro-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-gif-6363266494605371656

i aint passing up on sum baddies

[misty nova]

But are the baddies passing up on you?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-tears-cry-sad-dbz-gif-8527162

[solar gorge]

become ungovernable by being into both

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-denzel-my-man-denzel-washington-myyyy-man-gif-376647294737879812

[misty nova]

Unrelated but Arcane S2 seems to be out
Time to binge watch

[sterile stone]

This got me weak in my trousers

As the English say

Good ole knee slapper

[frosty herald]

this is why argy boy and me are friends

[sterile stone]

My roommate drew eyebrows on my dog

I haven't been able to look at him the same since

[frosty herald]

brother had a little goof

he was feeling mischief

[sterile stone]

welp

4 hours of sleep

Time to get ready for work

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-gif-10843833

[frosty herald]

i respect the grind

bro works a 9-5 and then grinds camos

[solar gorge]

double redbull would clutch this

[frosty herald]

truly a visionairy

[misty nova]

Lmao

[obtuse solstice]

every maelstrom should be 125eg

[sterile stone]

He gets it

Double apricot redbull

[stone fern]

i think i got the nurglepox bros...........

[paper harness]

It’s over

[stone fern]

its so over

[stable cypress]

its not over til you sprout a tentacle and a recon user shows up

[stone fern]

im pretty sure im incubating one i couldnt even wake up for an exam today

[vernal terrace]

Pop all your boils on people you don’t like

[stone fern]

yummers love me 20 hours of sleep

[vernal terrace]

anyway good night zealot chat tell Cole eep eep orp when you see him

[stone fern]

im gonna melt 17 vitamin tablets in a bottle of water and see what happens

[stone fern]

no ill just say good night cole like a normal person

[vernal terrace]

Severe dehydration if you drink it

[grizzled aspen]

I hate you.

I've been awake since midnight and I get off at 5 today.

[stone fern]

i still feel like ass if that makes you feel better

i missed an exam

[grizzled aspen]

Dummy.

[trail robin]

guys whats the current meta build

[solar gorge]

never failed me

[obsidian ore]

turning off the game and going outside

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-butterfly-dog-puppy-peaceful-gif-14700589898488542320

[stone fern]

i tried that that i got the pox

just take second wind with either scourge or the shit talent next to it then go knives, thy wrath, then take duelist with until death and holy rev then its your choice

[stone fern]

ugly

[frosty herald]

My nutsack is now covered up

[stone fern]

its ugly is what it is

[hearty nebula]

stroke it

[solar gorge]

lord beer

[hearty nebula]

beer

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-super-beerus-gif-23622755

[hearty nebula]

stinky behaviour

[sterile stone]

Can't wait til I turn 40 and find out the excessive red bull I've been drinking has turned my organs into pudding

But hey

Atleast it taste good

[hearty nebula]

noob

[misty nova]

Can't wait to turn 36 and feel my heart attacking me due to excessive lack of sleep

But hey
At least I got good at games

[hearty nebula]

noob....

[misty nova]

[lean cairn]

only reason that happened in vermintide is cause of books

[solar gorge]

i only drink sugar free

[lean cairn]

im so glad they changed how books work in darktide

[solar gorge]

surely this won't have any unfortunate side effects on my health

[stone fern]

books suck

[sterile stone]

Same shit different bucket

[solar gorge]

can't possibly backfire

[stone fern]

pubs have zero ability to make decisions about books

[mighty root]

God that thing is ulgy

[frosty herald]

why are people shittalking my cat

[stone fern]

is run going well
Y/N pick up the grim

[mighty root]

@frosty herald dude there are kids here

[stone fern]

its ugly

[hearty nebula]

the moment someone gets bitchy about books in pubs i will destroy the grimoire in front of them

[frosty herald]

shes the sweetest thing on the planet...

[stone fern]

maybe

still ugly

[lean cairn]

they shouldn't be in the game at all but im so glad i no longer have to wait around for several minutes for the 1 guy in the lobby doing a dumb parkour puzzle for a grimoire

[sterile stone]

I plan on eventually replacing it with tea

[mighty root]

Cheesecake mogs

[stone fern]

i've been drinking caffeinated juice

[sterile stone]

Everyone says tea is generally the better alternative to things

[vernal terrace]

I love cats like this

they so devious looking

[frosty herald]

argus rawdogging the day with four loco

[hearty nebula]

i dont doubt it but she does look like an old person's nutsack

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/red-dead-redemption-rdr2-arthur-morgan-confused-wtf-gif-16103884

[solar gorge]

just coffee is fine also

[mighty root]

It reminds you of ballsack?

[stone fern]

i mix caffeine pills into juice

[misty nova]

I should give in to advertisement
Open my wallet and buy tons of gsups

[spare dome]

nah it wasn't just the books, it was a confluence of things

[sterile stone]

Excessive coffee can cause heart problems

[stone fern]

high quality car 10/10

[vernal terrace]

If I wanted to reminded of that I’d look at the jar yours is in

[stone fern]

@vernal terrace GO TO SLEEP

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/four-loko-drunk-mickey-mouse-chilling-gif-16195503

do it argus

you know you want to

[vernal terrace]

Phone in bed is a curse

[hearty nebula]

yummers heart attack juice

[frosty herald]

you deny your body the nectar of life

[fleet zealot]

V8 has caffeinated juice cans

That is what im drinking

[solar gorge]

my only issue with coffee is that it takes too long to cool down so i just end up putting milk in it and then it's not plain coffee anymore

[stone fern]

just listen to warhammer books by dan abbnet

[sterile stone]

My cousin's ex gf fucking LOVED 4loko

[stone fern]

shits so boring itll put you to sleep

[mighty root]

My balls are in @hearty nebula actually?

[sterile stone]

Girl had like 4 empty cans in her car at all times

[spare dome]

leveling up in vermintide sucks, crafting sucks, grinding for chests and books for your loot sucks, being locked out of characters you wanted to play due to only being allowed one of each in a game sucked

[vernal terrace]

I sometimes mix redbull and coke cause I want to be dead before 30

[spare dome]

so the fastest way to be 'ready' to play was to gormlessly grind out the shortest map in the game, and that was screaming bell

[stone fern]

nah its fine

[frosty herald]

progression rework fixes some of this

[stone fern]

just drink a bit of water here and there

[frosty herald]

red cull?

[spare dome]

or you just skipped all of that and play chaos wastes ad nauseum

[mighty root]

Imagine getting nurgles soup poured on you while sleeping

[solar gorge]

cw when the goal is to not die of old age before finishing the run

[mighty root]

Look at how he looks at the camera for help

[vernal terrace]

What was in that bucket

[sterile stone]

NOT THE GARBAGE JUICE

[stone fern]

dirt

[mighty root]

Slop

[stone fern]

it was dirt mixed with water

[solar gorge]

they put the entire dt cosmetic shop in that bucket

amazing

[frosty herald]

this is so rancid

[hard nexus]

you deny your liver its purpose

[mighty root]

Vile maxxing

[sterile stone]

Coffee puts me to sleep

Never understood why

[stone fern]

adhd moment

[frosty herald]

save argus from snow bunny mind control please

[solar gorge]

tbf i'm so far gone in the abusing caffeine department i can fall asleep after drinking any amount

[stone fern]

@south grove

[sterile stone]

I'm a fiend for thicc women

[hard nexus]

eugh

gross

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/caca-gif-1023125730534842086

[stone fern]

NO

NOT THIS GUY

[hard nexus]

the gooners have appeared

[mighty root]

@sterile stone I sentence you to an eternity to darkskin bitches

[grizzled aspen]

@south grove

[sterile stone]

This man thinks I'm an abomination to the eyes of his creator.

[frosty herald]

certified torta pounder

[stone fern]

too late

[sterile stone]

I lose nothing

[fleet zealot]

“Me and Samantha” “our semen”

Glad the NWO is trans inclusive

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/daniel-larson-danderson-daniellarson-fresh-cut-glow-up-gif-1890432240077611594

[solar gorge]

cutthroat veteran haircut

[sterile stone]

Daniel Larson

Bro really is a person of all time

[stone fern]

ur all so blocked except the 3 ogryn players that shitpost here sometimes

[hearty nebula]

:( guys what eat 4 breakfas...

[frosty herald]

in jail lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I've got 9 minutes until I have to clock in and our frozen count is like 400.

[hearty nebula]

cereal.. or egg..???

[frosty herald]

slice of bread

[stone fern]

nothing

[sterile stone]

I forgot why he got arrested anyway

[hearty nebula]

shut up clad

ur bumpy weird

and noob

[sterile stone]

Didn't he attack someone?

[mighty root]

Bacon, egg, and cheese with Cinnabon coffee

[frosty herald]

sent a bomb threat to a goverment organisation

and got 84 years

[hearty nebula]

bacon expensive

[stone fern]

im sharing nurgle's gifts with you

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[mighty root]

I am over easy egg with it

[stone fern]

im gonna cough on you

[hearty nebula]

and idk wtf a cinnabon is

[stone fern]

🗣️

[sterile stone]

Peak diabetes

[mighty root]

It was dripping down my chin

[grizzled aspen]

Bagel with strawberry cream cheese.

[mighty root]

Liquid cinnamon roll

[grizzled aspen]

Good asf.

[hearty nebula]

yuckers

[hard nexus]

CRMs are annoying

[sterile stone]

You wanna die fast

Get these bad boys

[grizzled aspen]

You're yuckers.

Smh.

[hard nexus]

cinnabon is mid

[fleet zealot]

The best breakfast food is reheated pizza

[solar gorge]

this is what they call "appetisers" in america

[hard nexus]

so is crumble cookie

[fleet zealot]

True

[hard nexus]

all of the like

[grizzled aspen]

For once I can agree with Bandit.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kekpunk-kekpunks-gif-1843620448175954372

[hard nexus]

big fancy sweet treat places

are shit

[grizzled aspen]

Reheated pizza is heat.

[mighty root]

Idiot

[misty nova]

Ah yes
The coffee alignment chart
High Energy
Sleeper
Headaches
Shitter

[grizzled aspen]

All coffee makes you shit.

[mighty root]

I drank coffee to sleep

[grizzled aspen]

It comes free with being a diarrhetic.

[sterile stone]

Hot drinks in general make you shit

[fleet zealot]

Huh

[mighty root]

It’s like a glass of warm milk

Man milk

[grizzled aspen]

Coffee especially, it's a diarrhetic.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/swat-meme-gif-18623260

[grizzled aspen]

Like hot tea might get your guts moving but coffee will, especially.

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/im-gonna-brown-im-shittsing-shittsing-shittting-shit-gif-24896726

[solar gorge]

nah

i'm built different

[sterile stone]

Bro is built like a 1920s coal miner

I can respect the hustle

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-gif-27048745

[solar gorge]

my lungs

the pain

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/micah-bell-red-dead-redemption-rdr2-gif-23061852

[mighty root]

Me killing @stone fern for using wounds

[sterile stone]

Whatcha doing there black lung

[misty nova]

I got the oldest coffee in the world

[stone fern]

what are you gonna do???

give me another wound???

ill just get stronger...

[mighty root]

Whatcha doing there black thug

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-disney-disney-ratatouille-disney’s-ratatouille-gif-6885947684231525203

[mighty root]

You can do it huh?

[grizzled aspen]

God please let fyrestone get banned it would be so fucking funny.

[hard nexus]

this can get u shot

you’re welcome

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[mighty root]

I didn’t know people say that all the time

[hard nexus]

huh

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-11437316614611695342

[hard nexus]

i haven’t seen anyone here say that

[mighty root]

I have

[sterile stone]

I've been known to read cyrillic every now and then

I don't know what the fuck it means

[mighty root]

In psyker chat

[sterile stone]

But I read it

[mighty root]

Thank you xir…

[hard nexus]

i don’t like you

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody likes him.

[mighty root]

[mighty root]

What is your problem

[hard nexus]

i’ve seen the light though

[mighty root]

Methinks ur actually toxic

[hard nexus]

frog is cool

[mighty root]

No soul

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald Looks like work is cut short

Wooo

[frosty herald]

Why

[mighty root]

Well he’s never gave me a chance he just started hating me

[hard nexus]

well he was right

soooo

[mighty root]

No?

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

[mighty root]

I’m awesome?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[solar gorge]

fat fucking cat

[sterile stone]

Client late

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cell-perfect-cell-hyper-realistic-hyper-realistic-cell-hyper-realistic-perfect-cell-gif-1635843172149104674

[mighty root]

See?

He gets it

[sterile stone]

Show up for maybe an hour and I get to go home

[solar gorge]

i don't get it

[sterile stone]

Money in the pocket

Rest of the day to myself

[mighty root]

@sullen forge likes me

[frosty herald]

Bruh

[sterile stone]

Time is money

And I don't let anyone waste neither

You paid for a specific time

[steep flame]

Freaky dog thing

[mighty root]

Cool thing

[sterile stone]

Be an adult and show up for the time you made

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-hyrax-hyrax-glosiia-mem-gif-1838985437256911889

[frosty herald]

You still get paid and the client is just fucked?

[steep flame]

Kill

[sterile stone]

Depends tbh.

[mighty root]

[sterile stone]

If I reach out and they just don't respond

[sterile stone]

That money stays in ym pocket

[mighty root]

Blindness!

[sterile stone]

But if you respond, I at times will be forgiving.

[frosty herald]

What was your work again

Some goverment thingy

[sterile stone]

2 jobs

Caregiving and running my folk's business.

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-a-big-fan-of-the-goverment-vegeta-piccolo-gif-2826679840077264164

[hard nexus]

real image of me

[sterile stone]

My folk's biz is appointment based.

[sterile stone]

Care giving is more laxed at times, just requires patience.

[mighty root]

@rocky nacelle @sullen forge @sterile stone do you guys wanna play bo6?

After I’m off?

[sterile stone]

I guess

[exotic raft]

Any day now headhunter will be replaced with vigilant

[steep flame]

I'd play but its bedtime

[mighty root]

My father was the…

[steep flame]

And i dont wanna play with outrageous ping

[mighty root]

But they call me the drink

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-trunks-the-drink-call-me-the-drink-gif-14739950750143761269

[frosty herald]

Terminus baseball bat only

[steep flame]

They used to call him the juice box

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-trunks-arrived-gif-5249170986378099398

@grizzled aspen hates me btw

[sterile stone]

I'm not wasting a unlock token on that wet dog shit melee weapon

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/freeza-dance-dancing-meme-sh-figuarts-gif-12290641070551059087

[mighty root]

He doesn’t know the drink

[solar gorge]

falshood

everyone knows the drink

[mighty root]

Well xe has me blocked fo no reason

[solar gorge]

blocked

[mighty root]

[fleet zealot]

Frieza going low taper lives in my head

[mighty root]

[fleet zealot]

Middle part with low taper lol

[sterile stone]

Everyone can benefit from some waves and a taper

[frosty herald]

YOU THINK YOU THE DRINK BITCH!

[mighty root]

Ignore the caption

[sterile stone]

It never fails

[frosty herald]

YOUR NOT EVEN THE CUP

[sterile stone]

Give Yams some waves and a taper

[sterile stone]

Watch that boy get a promotion at work

[mighty root]

Anyone else evil?

[steep flame]

No

I live for good

[fleet zealot]

Im chaotic neutral

[mighty root]

🔥

Pluh

[steep flame]

How i look after a hot meal and a pawjob

[misty nova]

I broke off the chart

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald You wanna be a amazing friend and slide me $350?

[stone fern]

aaaany day now

[mighty root]

[frosty herald]

Kill yourself

[frosty herald]

You only want the backpack anyways

[mighty root]

Me torturing @stone fern because I feel like it

[sterile stone]

The backpack is fucking FIRE

LOOK AT IT DAMMIT

[frosty herald]

Im sure someone sells it on ebay or craigslist

[stone fern]

thats me waking up normally

[steep flame]

Thats just an old soviet rucksack, can probably find a geniune one for like 5 bucks

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1259731720400408669/1266829774995722412/ezgif-6-c828f8206f.gif

[sterile stone]

Kind wanted the containment case and patches too

It's a lil lamp 😄

Can live my true slav life

And just slav squat next to a container emmiting heavy doses of gamma radiation

[mighty root]

I I be in dudes

[sullen forge]

We kill people for fun here sir

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221205014043951266/1303263168822247464/emoji.gif

made food

[sterile stone]

That shit look like depression

And self loathing

[frosty herald]

Get some spices on that dry ass chicken

[polar turtle]

Did a heresy mission

On zealot class

So good

[hearty nebula]

how did you turn sadness into food

[sullen forge]

Looks like it could instantly kill someone with how little

Anything

Is on it

[frosty herald]

Most boring meal imaginable

[shy river]

man has a personal vendetta against seasoning

or flavor in general

[sullen forge]

If boring was manifested as a meal

Get some like fucking generic white rice with nothing on there while you’re at it

Boring maxing

[shy river]

I'd say throw in some black coffee but you might get some accidental traces of flavor from the beans

[fleet zealot]

Looks about white

[sullen forge]

Lmao

[stone fern]

cat food?

[fleet zealot]

Reminds me of my grandma’s baked chicken, unseasoned, unbrined chicken on a roasting pan, with potatoes and carrots

[sullen forge]

Mfers that shame you for not drinking coffee with nothing in it are just jealous

[shy river]

I appreciate a higher quality black coffee every now and then but I'm not a big coffee drinker

[mighty root]

I’ll see if I can find more food

[shy river]

The food itself is fine you just need to either bake or grill that chicken and throw some salt and pepper/garlic/something seasoning on it so it's not just depression flavored

[stone fern]

tbh

if you just fucking grill it on a hot cast iron pan

it wont even look so sad

[fleet zealot]

I hate coffee

[paper harness]

clad get on

[grizzled aspen]

Aww thanks!

[gilded bough]

I have a question
Why is the indignatus crusher ?

I keep getting max damage with it even though I feel like I'd be better off with a thunder hammer

[drifting wolf]

coffee addicts when the coffee plants all die out (production in society will crumble into nothing)

[gilded bough]

I don't understand its niche

[stone fern]

i am dying

but ok

[grizzled aspen]

It's a general purpose weapon, it has no niche.

[stone fern]

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE

[paper harness]

top 4 best zealot weapons

i go smoke rq

[grizzled aspen]

You bonk, heretics die.

Pretty simple.

[stone fern]

okie same

need a wake me up

[gilded bough]

To me it just feels like it sucks at everything

[drifting wolf]

wrong

[grizzled aspen]

Then you aren't using it correctly.

This is a general question to know whether or not someone knows how to use the crusher.

What is the move that has the highest finesse rating?

[gleaming furnace]

Uhhhhhhhh

[fleet zealot]

It’s a everytool

[gleaming furnace]

Push attack

[gilded bough]

How do you use it then ? Because if I want a generalist weapon I feel like I would be better with a devil's claw or a chaxe or something

[gilded bough]

In VT2 it was upercuts in darktide idk

[fleet zealot]

Dclaw can’t do armor, chaxe can’t do hordes anyway quickly

[paper harness]

A grey crusher is better than a dclaw or chaxe

[grizzled aspen]

First you gotta understand skullcrusher is your bread and butter. Activated lights have infinite cleave and stagger everything touched by them, including ragers. After that, it's a combo weapon.

[fleet zealot]

There is basically no melee encounter the crusher can’t solve

[grizzled aspen]

You'll build up slaughterer as you get kills to deal even more damage.

[gleaming furnace]

Except bosses lol

[grizzled aspen]

The first question to approaching melee combat with it is, "how do I stagger the maximum amount of enemies in one go?"

[fleet zealot]

H1 and PA put it above dclaw and heavy sword easily

It is perfectly fine vs bosses just hit the weakspot

[gleaming furnace]

I certainly can’t dispute that

[paper harness]

Not dclaw

Parries

[gilded bough]

Chaxe absolutely can do hordes, yeah it'll be slower than the crusher but I'd have better elite fighting

[grizzled aspen]

Dclaw parry 1shotting everything that isnt carapace puts it above crusher.

[gleaming furnace]

Anything can do hordes

[paper harness]

Nah

Crusher is better than the dclaw

By a lot

Crusher is S tier, mk7 dclaw is A tier

[grizzled aspen]

Counterpoint, I am insane, and you know this.

[fleet zealot]

Chaxe is one of the slowest horde clear weapons in the game even when fully ramped, and crusher fights elites much safer than chaxe besides chaxe 4

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway.

Stagger is priority #1 with the crusher.

Learn to stagger everything.

[sterile basalt]

Crusher is better for most elites tbh

[fleet zealot]

Crusher can basically two shot everything crushers and below,

[gleaming furnace]

Fs give us 2h chain battleaxe and make it op

[fleet zealot]

0 dodges

[grizzled aspen]

H1 and PA deal with elites excellently and activated L1 has infinite cleave to assist in your staggering.

[fleet zealot]

Can’t believe pre buff chaxes were tied for worst dodges in the game

Yea activate L1 then clobber the enemies. Need to make space again? Activate L1 again

[gilded bough]

What stat would you dump on a crusher ?

[grizzled aspen]

Defences.

[sterile basalt]

Defences

[fleet zealot]

Defenses

Crowd control is attack speed

[copper hawk]

Noob

[fleet zealot]

And everything else is damage related

[grizzled aspen]

Because for SOME REASON power output affects non activated damage.

[fleet zealot]

Fatshark certified

[gilded bough]

Can you not antagonise people thank you

[fleet zealot]

Felinid isn’t antagonizing

They call everyone noob

[hard nexus]

shut up noob

[fleet zealot]

I dont even think it was aimed at you

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

[fleet zealot]

Just kill meow with a hammer

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

i’d survive

[gleaming furnace]

Thunder hammer ?

What’s his armor type ?

[grizzled aspen]

Erm actually meow gave me a compliment so you have to kill me first.

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[stone fern]

meow is infested

[hard nexus]

instant grub status

[fleet zealot]

Okay

[stone fern]

thats a well known fact

[copper hawk]

Noooob

[stone fern]

cica is flak

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

i’m

unyielding

because i’m so strong

[stone fern]

ur stinky

thus infested

[ivory marlin]

With the nurgle’s blessing update did we get a new mission too

[grizzled aspen]

Girlstink = infested.

[gilded bough]

Ok that's no excuse

[hard nexus]

no

[stone fern]

frog is maniac

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[ivory marlin]

just the weird modifier?

[misty nova]

Nuh uh

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-lick-mlem-cute-funny-gif-25264237

[hard nexus]

yerp

[stone fern]

im unarmored

[hard nexus]

yeah ur basic

[ivory marlin]

What does it even do

[gleaming furnace]

Nah that’s boystink. Girlstink is maniac

[stone fern]

exactly

[ivory marlin]

Just give them tentacles?

[hard nexus]

some enemies have tentacles that if shot explode

and also a lot of burgles

[ivory marlin]

Oh

Thats kinda boring

[misty nova]

Shooting the tentacle is an insta kill

[gleaming furnace]

Yea infected 21st was so much better

[copper hawk]

Nah j like this event

It's hard

[ivory marlin]

Darktide try not to be lackluster challenge (impossible) (jk i love darktide)

[gleaming furnace]

Especially with all the runts seething about the hordes being too thiccccc

[copper hawk]

Double full hp burgles r awful

[hard nexus]

if this event is canon

then we r like

tactical marine squad

if not stronger

[copper hawk]

Two teammates get vored

Corruption everywhere

Those teammates die

[stone fern]

its canon

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j3Q3RHvamjF3gHx1U

[misty nova]

1 damage one shot is the funniest thing about this event

[copper hawk]

Left 2 clutch w snail trails everywhere

[ivory marlin]

Aren’t we canonically just on the same level as basic foot soldiers

[gleaming furnace]

Yea wtf we’ve massacred nurglemade horrors beyond comprehension by the bushel

We deserve a freaking medal

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[hard nexus]

we kill ogryns, plague ogryns, beasts of burgle, chaos spawns, and daemonhosts, we r far beyond a normal person

[gleaming furnace]

And also can we get a great unclean one as a boss ???

[copper hawk]

Ive meowmeowrized burgle attack patterns now nya

I never get hit,,

[hard nexus]

whatever noob

go my scarab

[ivory marlin]

Oh true

[hard nexus]

🪲

[copper hawk]

[fleet zealot]

We are inquisitorial agents/hero units

I believe

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[hearty nebula]

yipee

[copper hawk]

I never got my nurgle frame

[hearty nebula]

U can still get it

[copper hawk]

I completed the challenges

Like two days ago

Or three

[copper hawk]

It just never gave me the frame

[fleet zealot]

She was too good for this world

[hearty nebula]

mail support then

[stone fern]

@paper harness we going or what?

[gleaming furnace]

lol we’re criminals who are being put to use. Once tertium is secured we’re all getting blown out the airlocks. We’ve seen too much

[gilded bough]

"once tertium is secured"
Lmao

[ivory marlin]

No cuz we get pardoned

Thats what the whole level 30 cutscene is

[gleaming furnace]

Well I’ll get pardoned (I’m tight with the commissar) but the of yall are on your own

[paper harness]

2 min

[gleaming furnace]

That cutscene is basically the Skyrim intro. It’s not the end it’s the beginning

[ivory marlin]

See if it were me id never even need to be pardoned in the first place

Im loyal as fuck

[stone fern]

@grand tangle you wanna join for a quick game?

[copper hawk]

All abhumans die

My felinid ass is bein made into corpse starch

Om nom nom

[ivory marlin]

Real

[gleaming furnace]

Ogryn chat thanks you for the rashuns

[ivory marlin]

I also totally don’t have a nurgle tattoo so dw about that

And just dont look at my arm

Ever

[grand tangle]

I gotta go to the dentist soon, no time rn try later tonight maybe

[ivory marlin]

Bro might have teeth

[stone fern]

sheeesh good luck

check up or actual work?

[grand tangle]

Root canal

[stone fern]

fuck

[grand tangle]

Will be very fun I'm sure

[stone fern]

yeah

[gleaming furnace]

Good luck bro

[stone fern]

dont be afraid to ask for more lidocaine

i had one done it was something

[hard nexus]

let me at it

i could get it

[stone fern]

[gleaming furnace]

[grand tangle]

im confused

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-gif-26552422

[frosty herald]

Its always fun ti bully my dad when building furniture

[jagged cradle]

Don’t be

[grizzled aspen]

Nah boysmell is unyielding.

[frosty herald]

Cause i am literally always right with the instructions

[gleaming furnace]

Lmao fair enough

[zinc talon]

Everything I see reminds me of her

[hard nexus]

jokin that i could fix it

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/wisdomteeth-wisdomtooth-dentist-teeth-ouch-gif-4981357

[mighty root]

[fleet zealot]

Yep

Maybe professional and judge might become full members

[hard nexus]

there’s no way they’d kill us lol

we are far too valuable

[jagged cradle]

I think you’re delulu

[hard nexus]

zealot’s who can channel miracles single handedly, some of the smartest ogryns around, extremely well controlled psykers, and just overall powerful veterans

[lean cairn]

plague ogryn happy dance

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[lean cairn]

the splashes are the mud he's playing around in

[gleaming furnace]

Really makes you wonder what we did to get locked up in the first place

[hard nexus]

a few of us were wrongly imprisoned

i know one of the zealot’s

i think the

uhh

not judge and not fanatic

idk

but they burned down an entire hab block

because they said there was “heresy” in it

and the arbites did nothing about it

[gleaming furnace]

Ew heresy ?!

My ogryn definitely did it. All of it. All the crimes.

[acoustic dune]

ey ey sinners

[sullen forge]

A good chunk of smaller paths you can do is wrongful imprisonment and have it clearly be leaning towards they just wanted to get rid of you

[acoustic dune]

whats the new trailer about

[hard nexus]

also true

[gleaming furnace]

Nobody knows

[acoustic dune]

any theory yet doh?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-warhammer-40k-brick-grimdark-darktide-gif-7305957782246441871

[hard nexus]

probably killing rinda at least for realsies

[acoustic dune]

fuckin why

make them like monstrosity

[hushed knoll]

Why are you kinky

[stone fern]

real

[acoustic dune]

because i am perv like that

[stone fern]

post board pls

i think i was dodging more this time around

[frosty herald]

rinda is turned into a daemon engine

[acoustic dune]

is that a actual theory?

[frosty herald]

its my theory

based on the captions of the trailer

[acoustic dune]

theres a what

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/xkjXhwYrdV4?si=r8pDBXdLMQd15pP8

look at the closed captions

[stone fern]

how about you just tell me

yt is unusable on discord because discord injects ads

[stone fern]

yeah

[paper harness]

I’ll be back in a min

[frosty herald]

the trailer captions point out alot of mechanical sounds

so thats my theory for rinda

[paper harness]

If you are still playing

[stone fern]

i gotta cook and eat now

ill be out a while

[paper harness]

Aight

[acoustic dune]

o god the heretics got a train

[frosty herald]

its a wild theory

but one things is certain

rinda is not what she used to be before

[drifting wolf]

mecharinda

i'm sure grandfather has plans for her

[acoustic dune]

with more gift

do you think she is with chaos undivided now?

[copper hawk]

I could take rinda

Id solo her

[opaque island]

im excited, give me more bosses with mechanics please and thank you, even if its just like the vt2 ones

[acoustic dune]

with her brother (twink) capture

[grizzled aspen]

In a fight? Right?

[fleet zealot]

No

[opaque island]

in a fight right.......right?

[gleaming furnace]

Oh shit imagine they turn her into a soulgrinder

[fleet zealot]

She got more nurgle devoted

[acoustic dune]

prob korn

[fleet zealot]

When she was brought back

[stone fern]

no you get fat rhinda but she does toxic damage now

[gleaming furnace]

That would be such a cool boss

[opaque island]

i hope they put more into it than that

that would be hella lame

[acoustic dune]

i rreally hope she got in the monstrosity roster

[sullen forge]

Besides they always need bodies for penal legions 🚬

[acoustic dune]

atleast that way we get more diversity

[opaque island]

imagine actual RAID boss mechanics

now that would be hype

but i hella doubt it

hella, why am i saying that so much today

[fleet zealot]

I don’t see above dungeon boss

Frankly

Twin’s fight was too much for some people

[sullen forge]

My theory is we’re killing Wolfer

[fleet zealot]

Cause they are brainless

[sullen forge]

The focus has shifted towards the cult

[drifting wolf]

a raid boss would be the bane of their existence

[fleet zealot]

Nah wolfer is going to be killed in spireside

[frosty herald]

i genuinely think turning rinda into a daemon engine is the play

[fleet zealot]

I’m 90% sure of it

[opaque island]

as long as its like at least VT2 boss levels ill be happy

[acoustic dune]

i would argue to make it auric mission only

[sullen forge]

He’s still going to be there

[opaque island]

i dont want just another bonk target

[acoustic dune]

but again

[sullen forge]

I’m calling it

[fleet zealot]

No they will do special assignment with scaling difficulty

[acoustic dune]

i have seen brainless there too

[frosty herald]

wolfer is as important as bodvir

[drifting wolf]

is he not the head of the moebian 6th at the moment

[frosty herald]

yup

[fleet zealot]

Basically for some people, don’t step on mines and move to the giant lit up clean air fan is too hard

[frosty herald]

hes the leader of the moebians

[acoustic dune]

wolfer prob dying from stress on how his troop getting fucked by four smyker

[drifting wolf]

putting him down would probably be severe for 6th

[opaque island]

you and i both know it gets alot more complicated on damnation with the bonus difficulty

[drifting wolf]

would at least leave them headless for a while

[fleet zealot]

Yes lol

[frosty herald]

he was fiending during the carnival

wolfer was alot less cocky when 4 dudes fucked up his whole stim operation

[opaque island]

dude could not believe it

[acoustic dune]

prob a small operation over there

[copper hawk]

My twins carry build is beacon of purity and boik

[drifting wolf]

the crystal labs are gone

[opaque island]

4 losers beating entire battalions, no way