zealot-class

[grizzled aspen]

I'm gonna run crusher so you can see what I'm talking about in case you die.

[remote lark]

so

big suggestion

@south grove

[copper hawk]

Mid suggestion

[grizzled aspen]

Ope game crashed.

[remote lark]

do u know diff between mechanics and macro

[copper hawk]

Meowchanics and meowcro*

[grizzled aspen]

I think I will actually go back to bed.

Am eepy.

[south grove]

no

[remote lark]

ninii

[copper hawk]

Zame

Gloop ni

Need my beauty eeps

[remote lark]

okay so

here's the deal @south grove

everyone keeps telling u like 'do this do that'

and its not gonna help you

all games (usually mobas) have 2 fundamentals that you can practice in order to get better

macro
and micro (mechanics)

mechanics are like

eye hand coordination

knowing combos

how good your actual movement inputs are

etc

macro essentially means positioning and broader decision making skills

does that make sense so far?

[south grove]

yes

I have zero micro

[remote lark]

no

[south grove]

that is what I'm hearing

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, so you don't have to read Lumi's goofy way of putting it, mechanical skill is exactly that, macro is your grasp of the overall situation of your team.

[remote lark]

well maybe

shut the fuck up frog

you ahd your chance

im explaining it in a way tintin can understand

go bed

[grizzled aspen]

Nah you're being goofy.

Mutt.

Know your place.

[remote lark]

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

[grizzled aspen]

Anyway, Tintin, your mechanical skill is good, you just need to work on your panicking.

Macro is what you need to work on.

[remote lark]

AS I WAS SAYING

you may orm ay not have mechanics issues

but the thing is you can only really work on one at at ime

so applying that concept to darktide

i suggest you play with a 0iq braindead weapon

• just not one that's broken like rashad or knife

[grizzled aspen]

He's using crusher.

[remote lark]

that way you dont have to think about combos or movesets

[grizzled aspen]

Just... incorrectly.

[remote lark]

thats the thing

[grizzled aspen]

Crusher is a combo weapon, I know.

[remote lark]

i want to suggest tacaxe

it has high mobility and literally only uses light attacks

just no agile

[grizzled aspen]

He has the mechanical skill to comprehend crusher just fine, he was just overusing his charge and moving too far ahead instead of dealing with specialists behind him.

[remote lark]

then tintin will have the brain space to focus on 'what am id oing now'

yes

[frosty herald]

Shut it bottom

[remote lark]

but theres a reason that you dont practice macro on even champs you know well in league

you pick an easy one

YAM

[grizzled aspen]

That's what I said.

[spare talon]

tintin your build hurts me

[frosty herald]

Tintin needs to go and solo auric maelstrom

[south grove]

alr I think I can understand

[grizzled aspen]

Clearly they don't know their place.

[south grove]

methinks

[remote lark]

heres the core of it

[south grove]

the one rn?

[spare talon]

yes

[south grove]

yea idk what I'm doing w/ it

sorry

[remote lark]

you can't practice decision making if you're dedicating even a single thought to your weapon

so is uggest swapping to an m1 spam weapon

[frosty herald]

You deticate every though to weiners

[remote lark]

ill weiner you

hush

[grizzled aspen]

🗣️ 🔥

[remote lark]

i know more about teaching than most people

[south grove]

what do I change

[remote lark]

it's my job

back off

[grizzled aspen]

Your job is to be insulted and mocked.

[spare talon]

i personally wouldnt run stalwart if you dont have an external source of crit, i find that the crit refresh is much more valuable for that kind of weapon

[remote lark]

your job is to be my bitch in aurics

[spare talon]

to keep piety, your only source of good crit chance for crit cdr, active

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, mutt.

[remote lark]

im just going to dm tintin

[south grove]

okayyy

[remote lark]

[south grove]

I'll run it

[spare talon]

plus no second wind

explode

[remote lark]

drags tintin away

[spare talon]

instantly

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin has a furry in his dms.

He's pulling.

Applaud my boy.

[south grove]

I actually don't know why there isn't second wind

I remember putting it on

[frosty herald]

Cole

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin is disassociating with his build so hard he forgot to run second wind.

[spare talon]

i have a furry in my dms (its kez complaining about gen chat)

[frosty herald]

You have an innate 15% crit chance when going to route stalwart

[south grove]

@remote lark I can't find the dm

I'm not very tech savvy

[grizzled aspen]

They're typing.

You're probably going to receive an entire essay in your dm requests.

[sterile stone]

Wait

Yams

[spare talon]

yes im aware but thats when its active

[sterile stone]

When was the last time you played this torture simulator?

[spare talon]

which it can fall off
ive literally seen it

sometimes theres just nothing near you cuz the game wants you to be buffless

the crit refresh one helps keep it active when nothings actively dying and also helps it come back quicker after some scourge stacking from a forced fotf

[frosty herald]

Last week

For the event

[delicate shadow]

same (I got the fuck out tho)

[spare talon]

its more important to just keep it active on a weapon that doesnt have any native crit chance

[frosty herald]

You get piety uptime when other people kill enemies

Its any enemy death within 25m

Piety is easier to uphold than you think

[spare talon]

its my job to teach people too (because people over the age of 50 purchasing items in a store have to be retaught what tax is)

[sterile stone]

Ah..

I'm almost done with this event

Got 4 more left

[grizzled aspen]

It pains me to know exactly what you're talking about.

[spare talon]

it said it was 30 dollars on the shelf tho

i dont understand

why are you upcharging me

[jagged cradle]

Maybe they’re just Canadian

Surely

[delicate shadow]

see in countries that are normal they just put that on the tag

[grizzled aspen]

I've literally had to pull a calculator out and help customers with their upper limit to what they can spend because they don't bother thinking about taxes.

[spare talon]

surely they just drove a little too far down
all the way to texas

[sterile stone]

Old people reminicing on the days when an apartment was like $200 a month and not fathoming the idea a apartment costs $1100 plus to live somewhere that isn't the ghetto or some neighborhood where crime is high.

[jagged cradle]

It’s uh plausible…

[south grove]

are you still mad?

I'm sorry...

[grizzled aspen]

Stop being an apologist you fucking ape.

[jagged cradle]

Mad at what??

Why the fuck are you apologizing now like genuinely

I was only annoyed at myself for how bad I did

[sterile stone]

First trip to Texas before I moved here

I was wondering why Dallas was so orange and had mountains

Found out I was in El PAso

[spare talon]

LMAO

[jagged cradle]

Lmfao

How do you end up in El Paso

That’s like a 9 hour drive from Dallas

[sterile stone]

I know this is gonna shock you

But I was born before things like iphones existed

And we relied on a thing called map quest

[jagged cradle]

No

Impossible

[green yacht]

Bullshit iphones have always existed

[south grove]

oh god I had to do nav on maps too

[south grove]

I'm sorry

😭

does that make it better?

[sterile stone]

Texas genuinally was hell before phone gps was a thing

[grizzled aspen]

I'm going to throw you into a CIVI with a dclaw and no ammo.

[sterile stone]

Oh did you miss a turn?

[south grove]

if I have FOTF I think I can live

[sterile stone]

Time to spend 10 mins finding an exit to turn around and try again

[frosty herald]

Lightskins cant do anything these days🚬

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named .2 flak adm (or however shit it is on dclaw):

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ajr-brick-throw-ajr-brick-throw-jack-met-jack-ajr-gif-9892393028507050460

Reminded me I gotta eventually stop slacking and cut my hair

This shit is growing out of control and has grew too much

[frosty herald]

You just need a pick now

[south grove]

perfect parry

[grizzled aspen]

Or you could be like me and grow it down to your midback.

[frosty herald]

Broke ahh

[grizzled aspen]

Parry doesn't change your adm, goofy.

[south grove]

only way out

[sterile stone]

Use pick

[south grove]

FOTF perfect parry

[sterile stone]

Rip out chunk of hair

[south grove]

that's what I'm thinking of

[sterile stone]

Native American hair is very sensative

[south grove]

I cannae think right rn

[grizzled aspen]

Good luck parrying like 12 overheads at once.

[frosty herald]

Oh yeah

I forgot you were lightskin

Wait no

Native american

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatd-huh-confused-lost-gif-13055027

[south grove]

I'll run like a lil bitch

[sterile stone]

I'm mixed you brick

[south grove]

then I'll parry again

[frosty herald]

I apologize argus

Next time ill try to be more accurately insensitive

[south grove]

mongrel?

does that work

idk

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna throw a half empty water bottle at your head

[south grove]

I'm mixed too (even though I look identical to regular asians anyways)

[sterile stone]

A lady told me

I look like

"Something"

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-touch-this-too-easy-dodge-dragon-ball-z-goku-gif-15060635

[sterile stone]

And that was as far as I got when it came to my racial ambiguity

[south grove]

I sound british, look asian, act american, and behave like a thing

idk what I am

[sterile stone]

I had a friend say I sound like a collage age white guy before

[south grove]

are you?

[sterile stone]

And ever since then I've never known how to process that

[south grove]

permanent frat boy

[sterile stone]

Idk how I sound to other people

[south grove]

forever frat boy

[frosty herald]

Argus speaking in full ebonics

[sterile stone]

Bro is mad he isn't Amish like me

[full nebula]

checking random peoples builds on the mourningstar be like...

[frosty herald]

I got that white boy rizz

[south grove]

this is regular actually

[sterile stone]

Bro you dress like Stewart Little

I don't wanna

Hear

[south grove]

open their actual build up

[sterile stone]

Nada

[south grove]

then you'll see the messed up parts

[frosty herald]

I dress to impress

[full nebula]

actually not the worst ive seen

[south grove]

I wear a dress shirt 24/7

is that bad

[full nebula]

pretty typical ff Ij with some terribly missused nodes

[sterile stone]

I can't see how people do business casual

I'm either joggers/sweats and a hoodie or something

[south grove]

mfw devs use martyr's purpose

[south grove]

oh no I'm in a full suit 50% of the times

[sterile stone]

My mans a lawyer

[south grove]

well suit as in labcoat over dress shirts

[full nebula]

dw about it the knife is for clearing smh

thats why you waste 5% crit

[south grove]

doesn't devs use shroudfield too

I think so

let me check dorn's screenshots

#zealot-class message

oh my fucking god

[full nebula]

[south grove]

intentionally take shield of contempt

keystoneless, purposeful +5 movement speed

and yea

martyr's purpose

[full nebula]

Seems like a challenge to make it as terrible as possible but still play with it

[south grove]

@spare talon can you clear smth up for me?

[frosty herald]

Smh...

[south grove]

I don't understand genuinely

on the left side of the tree the node is +5% movement speed

which is kinda mid

[frosty herald]

It feels like way more than 5%

[south grove]

but you go on the right side and look at swift certainty

[sterile stone]

Man can't fathom the idea of living comfortable.

[south grove]

why the fuck would you even talke swift certainty

5% sprint speed increase

not global

[frosty herald]

I dress comfortable at home

[south grove]

and then the sprint = dodge thing + no stamina

this is just... kinda a downgrade?

you can slide with the left node

but you can't with the right bc it's not sprinting

[sterile stone]

Bro isn't cozymaxxing

[frosty herald]

Twbs took the 5% from swift certainty

[sterile stone]

Tragic

[placid fiber]

for memes

[frosty herald]

Bro im not showing up to work in grey sweatpants

[placid fiber]

The same reason you take the +50% toughness regen speed talent in the zealot tree... memes...

[south grove]

and grevious wounds on the right tree also

[sterile stone]

You could just rock all black

You can't go wrong with the all black fit

[south grove]

why

just... idk dodge them instead of staggering them?

dodging is free

push attacking isn't

[median steeple]

I mean.... it depends on the person

[frosty herald]

I agree

[south grove]

yes you can

[frosty herald]

Mankini at work

[south grove]

this one guy at my volunteering

he looks like he lives in hot topic

[frosty herald]

Rawr x3

That means i love you in dinosaur

https://tenor.com/view/infected-sauropod-primal-dinosaur-zombie-gif-21889864

[south grove]

there's a reason the dinosaurs fucking died

[sterile stone]

See that's excessive

But I feel that applies to any color people wear

[south grove]

I agree black hoodies go hard tho

some people don't fit in it is all

(I'm gatekeeping black hoodie wearing)

where did my life go wrong

[frosty herald]

Yellow or brown hoodie supremacy

[south grove]

piss or shit

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-ogryn-ogryn-reaction-live-reaction-plague-ogryn-live-reaction-gif-1395788199602766548

[full nebula]

i just walk around nude everywhere

[south grove]

dorn irl

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/brainrot-cringe-dont-editing-know-gif-650398401862444339

[south grove]

shirtless mod all day

[spare talon]

how it feels to be a darktide knower

[frosty herald]

Darktide sigma

Those who know

[spare talon]

just saw a lvl 700+ zealot with a thrust thunderous hammer

[placid fiber]

I mean... it was a rando, right? I'm surprised they even had thrust on it :/

Welp... I've put it off long enough... time to go do the event mission at least 10 or so times... x.x

I heard plenty of bon bons were afoot, for the event thing... so I'm going in prepared <.<

[frosty herald]

Skullcrusher crucis😭

[south grove]

all or nothing limbsplitter

I've seen it

[frosty herald]

Bruh

[ember yew]

skulcrusher hammerblow Dclaw I is still better

[sterile stone]

I've had like 10+ each match

Tis nice to have a boss killer zealot on hand

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[ember yew]

[placid fiber]

I mean... I'm gonna be real here: I'm probably going to do malice for most of the mission completions if not all of them :/

[sterile stone]

https://media.tenor.com/tQAZPRWdoHIAAAAC/titanfall2.gif

[placid fiber]

1st mission back and I didn't completely suck against the daemonhost I purposefully triggered... that's okay at least

[frosty herald]

At some point the beasts get annoying

And you can flex on malice players by speedrunning the mission no downs

[placid fiber]

I am just getting back into the feel of darktide... the 1st game felt extremely weird after playing 40 hours of rogue legacy 2 already lol

[sterile stone]

Reminded me I've been putting off getting the final achievement for this game

[placid fiber]

They apparently wanted me to use the chainsword sometime cause they offered me this at the dockets shop. I've upgraded it from green to orange and threw wrath and shred on it

[sterile stone]

There's a zealot in the game I joined just soloing a DH with a dueling sword

We really are living in the weirdest timeline

[placid fiber]

I'm teaching myself how to fight daemonhosts without a thammer, when I have my dueling sword on me

I'm so used to just going for the ultra bonk... and I've never learned how to dodge its attacks <.<'

Eh... since I'm only doing malice I'm gonna do something off meta and use bloodletter for a bit instead of shred and use this chainsword lol

[frosty herald]

Dueling sword is hella strong

[placid fiber]

I'm glad I listened to whoever explained the chainsword to me for the non-mk4 one... I know this: light spam hordes, heavies/revved for single target <.<

[frosty herald]

I wouldnt try to solo a host without hammer unless its a dueling sword or bloodthirsty evis

[placid fiber]

I know, I'm not fighting daemonhosts with anything besides a dueling sword or thammer lol

Bloodletter is just for the lulz since I'm only doing malice rn for the event <.<

[frosty herald]

On malice you can just use anything and itl be decent

[placid fiber]

Yeah, bloodletter is just cuz I wanna screw around with it and do better if I am using it vs monsters <.<

besides... if shit goes south I have my flamer and tknives

[remote lark]

coward ...

@spare talon

hiiii

[spare talon]

who are you

[jagged cradle]

Just another random furry best to ignore it

[sterile stone]

Now I say hold on there

Is weapon xp tied to the kills you get?

[grizzled aspen]

A mutt.

Ignore them.

[grizzled aspen]

Down, dog.

[grizzled aspen]

No, it's tied to the difficulty of the mission and special conditions, iirc.

So like, auric maelstroms will give the most.

[hearty nebula]

shut up bumpy weird

noob

[grizzled aspen]

Imo it's most efficient to do auric hishocks, timewise.

[grizzled aspen]

Shut up, Cica grub.

[hearty nebula]

wrong

cica is a cattgrub

i started them on bumpy weird

[grizzled aspen]

If youre not a Cica grub, then you're a Dorn grub.

[hearty nebula]

noob!

[grizzled aspen]

Arguably worse.

[remote lark]

BUMPY WEIRD

HAHAHAHAHA

[grizzled aspen]

Mutt.

[remote lark]

careful

[hearty nebula]

stinky

[remote lark]

i'll make you smell like me

[hearty nebula]

frogs swim in their own poo... ur yuckers

[grizzled aspen]

Some do.

I dont.

[remote lark]

frog does.

he's lying.

[grizzled aspen]

I'll make you smell like me.

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-20806879

[hearty nebula]

please consider taking mural painting lessons from mr. cobain

NOBODY wants to smell like you

stink ass mf

[grizzled aspen]

Actually I smell like charcoal.

Like, always.

[remote lark]

i like the smell of charcoal

.w.

[spare talon]

i think i will go consume every pill in this entire household after reading this chat

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-the-boys-homelander-gif-26204488

[grizzled aspen]

:3

[remote lark]

.w.

[spare talon]

hes been infected

its spreading

[grizzled aspen]

I'm afraid it's terminal.

[spare talon]

the cure research has made no progress

the future looks bleak

[grizzled aspen]

I blame sleep deprivation.

[hearty nebula]

this is now :3 chat

[spare talon]

im really sleep deprived rn

[remote lark]

:3

[grizzled aspen]

I've been trying to sleep for like 6 hours and can't pull it off.

[remote lark]

i'm slowly corrupting everyone here

double agent lumi

[hearty nebula]

fool

[spare talon]

last 3 days ive had 4 hours of sleep

[hearty nebula]

i was :3 before you were even born

you do not know the ways of :3

[grizzled aspen]

uwu

[spare talon]

woke up at 10 am and its now 4 am

[remote lark]

umu

[spare talon]

and ive had my 3rd second wind of the day

[hearty nebula]

ah

central gang

[sterile stone]

You could enjoy a age old Texas pass time

Getting bit by mosquitos

[spare talon]

mosquitos never bite me

[hearty nebula]

just about pinged strawhat

[spare talon]

my blood is akin to black tar

[hearty nebula]

for a funny

[spare talon]

i do not need strawhat seeing me say my blood is like black tar

[grizzled aspen]

There's no blood in you.

Bean pole shaped mf.

[hearty nebula]

they won't see it if you don't tell us

[spare talon]

you must have stolen it

give it back

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[hearty nebula]

wrong

i stole it

[grizzled aspen]

It's mine, I stole it fair and square.

[hearty nebula]

mine now

yum

https://tenor.com/view/scrumdiddlyumptious-hulkenberg-metaphor-refantazio-atlus-yummers-gif-17445515493455474220

[grizzled aspen]

If you want your blood back you have to compliment @remote lark

[remote lark]

hii

[grizzled aspen]

I won't be complimenting you, mutt.

[remote lark]

okaay

[grizzled aspen]

Now Cole has decided to strategically disappear.

[remote lark]

every time i join a community it tends inexorably towards calling me 'mutt'

[grizzled aspen]

I fear he has consumed his entire medicine cabinet.

[remote lark]

i do not understand

[grizzled aspen]

Dog pfp and the word itself is derogatory.

[remote lark]

-# it turns me on

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-quiet-buddy-hey-gif-3129034196014998406

[grizzled aspen]

Nobody will ever believe you.

[grizzled aspen]

RAAAAA I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS

[remote lark]

:)

[grizzled aspen]

NONONONO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[remote lark]

computer

enhance

🤨

[grizzled aspen]

Damn bro.

Doxxed me like that on a joke.

Smh.

[remote lark]

yes

[grizzled aspen]

Cringe!

Not like it changes anything, all of zealout chat already knows I am a strange man.

[spare talon]

you are one of the least weird furries ive met in the darktide discord @remote lark

how was that

[remote lark]

ping the weirderones

[spare talon]

@vernal terrace

[remote lark]

they sound like meat

wait

[spare talon]

what

[remote lark]

kez is actually a furry?

[sterile stone]

Huh...

[grizzled aspen]

Good enough, your blood will be shipped to you in 29 business days.

[grizzled aspen]

What the fuck does this mean.

[sterile stone]

I second this

[grizzled aspen]

Answer me, mutt.

[remote lark]

okay so

i have ummmm

categories for my friends on discord

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-gif-422986456194430824

[remote lark]

right

[hearty nebula]

no

no friends

[grizzled aspen]

I'm already hating this, but go on.

[hearty nebula]

mine now

[remote lark]

so like i have my bf.. i have people who commission me

and ummm

i have another category

[sterile stone]

God has forsaken humanity

[hearty nebula]

freaker

[grizzled aspen]

Yup. That's far enough.

[sterile stone]

This is proof

[grizzled aspen]

Good thing I'm not friends with Lumi.

[hearty nebula]

tintin better be nowhere near that list

[remote lark]

only bottoms go on that list

[spare talon]

heres a recording of me and my brother in a call while he's scrolling through the steam points shop

[remote lark]

frog and other people are on a .... different one

[spare talon]

i think this answers your question

[grizzled aspen]

My curiosity is getting the better of me, despite knowing I shouldn't ask.

[remote lark]

i'd rather die than reveal that information

[remote lark]

hey i own that background too

[hearty nebula]

yuckers...

[remote lark]

.w.

[grizzled aspen]

Dm is right there.

I simultaneously want to know but also don't.

Curse my autism.

[remote lark]

that only means i have power over you

suffer.

[spare talon]

NOOOOOOOOOO

NO NO NO

[remote lark]

it's "meat"

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[remote lark]

i will not elaborate

[hearty nebula]

:3c

[spare talon]

i hate being cursed with knowledge

[grizzled aspen]

See. Considering that's separate from prey...

[spare talon]

GOD
SMITE ME WHERE I STAND

[grizzled aspen]

That means something else.

Something I don't know.

[spare talon]

SO I MAY NO LONGER SUFFER SUCH TORMENT

[remote lark]

well

it used to be called meat

now its called 'pred'

[spare talon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[remote lark]

[grizzled aspen]

Oh then I know what that means.

Unfortunately.

[remote lark]

die, cole.

[grizzled aspen]

I know many, many furries.

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1304368351233183744/this-is-glorpshit-glorp.gif

[grizzled aspen]

And unfortunately, Lumi is the most tame of all of them.

[remote lark]

publically at least

[grizzled aspen]

I need a fuckin cigarette.

And I don't even smoke.

[sterile stone]

I can't tell if it's my eyes being fried like a egg or the repeating background pattern

But that looks so damn weird

[remote lark]

does this mean i'm your favorite

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[grizzled aspen]

Begrudgingly, as I don't tell lies, I have to answer yes.

[remote lark]

yay!

[grizzled aspen]

But being the favorite of a group I dont particularly enjoy doesn't mean I like you, mutt.

[spare talon]

i will abstain from pressing the alarm
mostly cuz i just dont wanna bother standing up to find my phone

[grizzled aspen]

What is the alarm?

[spare talon]

i got the alarm image from you lmao

[remote lark]

i'm so close to saying something my reputation will never recover from

[grizzled aspen]

VORE ALARM

[remote lark]

i don't like vore

[spare talon]

you have a reputation to lose?

[sterile stone]

I'm glad someone said this

[remote lark]

it can always get worse..

[sterile stone]

And not me

Cause I woulda said it in a much worse way

[grizzled aspen]

Stop saying out of pocket shit that makes my curiosity run rampant.

[spare talon]

ive been evilmaxxing for like the last few weeks

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/good-hate-powerful-gif-13603659

[grizzled aspen]

Genuinely makes me want to waterboard you in your own house.

[spare talon]

i am saying mildly mean things only to people who know that i dont genuinely mean them and that im just joking
evilmaxxing

[plucky gate]

i swear this chat gets weirder every time i look

[remote lark]

i'm just clarifying

[spare talon]

then now im just confused

[remote lark]

my friend list categories have nothing to do with vore

[grizzled aspen]

Oh so you just fuckin eat people then.

[remote lark]

no

prey are people i've ummmm

[spare talon]

this is the most discord message of all time

[remote lark]

💀 💀 💀

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-stop-please-gif-12272844

[remote lark]

I CANT SAY WHAT THEY"RE FOR

BECAUSE ILL GE BANNED

[grizzled aspen]

Absolutely.

[remote lark]

IM ALREADY WALKING THE LINE

i'm just going to dm frog

im not gona get martyred like backup

[grizzled aspen]

Gentlemen. Pray for me.

[sterile stone]

I won't

I pray for the downfall of all

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[grizzled aspen]

My eyes may not be the same after I view these dms.

[sterile stone]

You're engaging with a furry willingly.

It never ends with you returning the same.

[grizzled aspen]

All information is information worth learning, even to your own detriment.

[potent gate]

Don't do it

It's clearly a trap

[grizzled aspen]

Don't worry. I'm sure it's nothing I haven't already seen before.

[potent gate]

(screenshot pls)

[grizzled aspen]

AYO

Real talk. I don't share dms.

[sterile stone]

Game devs want me to rate the attractiveness of outfits

What...

[remote lark]

based devs

[grizzled aspen]

Doesn't matter about the subject matter. Dms are 100% private.

[potent gate]

Agree

But

What if it's a child predator

Then what

[grizzled aspen]

WARDEN DETECTED, SCATTER

[delicate shadow]

tbf backup got banned for a grossly racist comment

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-hansen-have-a-seat-right-there-i-have-a-few-questions-for-you-questions-have-a-seat-gif-4536589

[remote lark]

SEE THE MODS ARE WATCHING

[grizzled aspen]

I thought it was goku cock edit.

[remote lark]

THEY WERE WAITING FOR ME TO MESS UP

[delicate shadow]

what no

[grizzled aspen]

I've been lied to.

[sterile stone]

You know

[vernal terrace]

Reported to the mods for lies and slander against good name

[sterile stone]

I'm not surprised after all my time in here

[potent gate]

This guy actually has a sniper aimed at his head at all times

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1305356787901399130/twitter_1855772687664128464.gif

[sterile stone]

That the 40k community still is made up of like 3 types of people

[remote lark]

@delicate shadow you wouldn't ban me would you ><

[grizzled aspen]

Why do you think I suggested dms after a certain point?

Stupid dog.

Smh.

[remote lark]

eeeee

[spare talon]

stupid dog
you make me look bad

[remote lark]

stfu cole

[delicate shadow]

nah, I'd just have FS force your account to be smyker only

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-waa-7tv-twitch-aaaaa-gif-17137341012820105478

[sterile stone]

This has got to be the weirdest display of a kink in action I've ever seen in a public discord.

I won't lie chief

[grizzled aspen]

What the hell are you talking about?

[sterile stone]

You berating furry

[spare talon]

smyker only is just sadism

[sterile stone]

Furry enjoys berating

The cycle continues

[remote lark]

.w.

[grizzled aspen]

Oh.

[remote lark]

i did tell you..

[sterile stone]

And my brain never bleached from this scenario

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/aur-naur-oh-no-cat-sad-cat-cat-cry-gif-25708358

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah. Now I need 2 cigarettes.

[spare talon]

[grizzled aspen]

Maybe 3.

And a coffee.

[sterile stone]

I'd almost rather run a 3 psyker auric maelstrom

[remote lark]

frog

i dm'd you

[grizzled aspen]

I have no dm requests.

[remote lark]

[delicate shadow]

I can't believe you blocked him like that

smh

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't.

[remote lark]

add me

they're there

QAQ

frooggg

froooooooooooooooooog

[delicate shadow]

and now you're gaslighting

wowee

[remote lark]

[vernal terrace]

Can we turn cole into gravy he was mean to me and I just woke up my whole day is RUINED

[spare talon]

discord message requests are probably my most hated discord change in recent years

just let me fucking see the dms outright

[remote lark]

^

[spare talon]

THERES NO SETTING TO CHANGE IT

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow plz tell devs I wanna dress fancy

[grizzled aspen]

It's exactly the same as when Cica wanted me to add him.

Smh.

[spare talon]

i dont like gravy tho

[delicate shadow]

I kinda like it, it means people who DM me asinine shit re: moderating I can just pretend I didn't see

[remote lark]

can i dm you asinine shit

<

[delicate shadow]

sure

...I won't regret this choice surely

[grizzled aspen]

7 fucking messages.

[vernal terrace]

Normal gravy though not that dog food you Americans call gravy and eat with “biscuits”

[remote lark]

there :3

[remote lark]

americans isn't biscuits and gravy

[grizzled aspen]

Coward.

[remote lark]

its mashed potatoes

[grizzled aspen]

This was a bait plan to get me on your friend's list.

I'm going to kill you with a rock.

[remote lark]

did it work

[grizzled aspen]

Blocked.

[remote lark]

[spare talon]

i mean it would be nice if it was modular
like you could set what servers directed to requests
i mod a server where a specific role is given via request and ill just not a see someones message for like 1-2 days cuz theres no notification nor sound or anything
i just have to see it at the top of my list

[sterile stone]

Y'all can't throw stones living in a glass house

[vernal terrace]

Beautiful

[remote lark]

cole

[sterile stone]

UK's entire culinary track is just

[grizzled aspen]

I absolutely can.

[remote lark]

i have a question

are you stupid?

[sterile stone]

Struggle meal

[remote lark]

you can toggle message requests per-server

:3

dummy

[spare talon]

this wasnt a thing when they first added it

[remote lark]

it is now

dummy

big dummy

stupid-head

ugly face

[grizzled aspen]

Why is your ui pink.

[spare talon]

trust me i did googling and searched every screen

[vernal terrace]

It’s so peak though

[sterile stone]

I thought Balkan food was struggle meal, nah...

[spare talon]

i hated it so much

[remote lark]

@grizzled aspen

[vernal terrace]

Most our food visually looks terrible though

[grizzled aspen]

Sensory overload.

[remote lark]

weak.

[potent gate]

Is just stealing other people's food and I'm all for it

[remote lark]

i made custom css for my discord

[grizzled aspen]

Coming from you? I'd hate to see what you consider strong.

[sterile stone]

The English conquering everywhere across the world

Never once did they use spices

My soul hurt

[remote lark]

hehe......................

[grizzled aspen]

That is not an invitation.

[potent gate]

Pepper is a spice 🥲

[grizzled aspen]

If I see images pop up in my dms I'm immediately teleporting into your house and strangling you with your pc cables.

[sterile stone]

About the only seasoning they have

And it's treated like uranium

[potent gate]

I can't really defend it much more than that

But I can say

Americans

And ranch

My god

[grizzled aspen]

Ranch is good.

[vernal terrace]

We actually use more spice in our food than the Germans, learned this when a bunch of Germans from our ff14 guild came over and complained about food here being too spicy

[grizzled aspen]

Just remember that it's oil and not good for you.

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/what-whatd-huh-confused-lost-gif-13055027

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-murderer-furry-doom-slayer-doom-eternal-gif-25517260

[sterile stone]

People putting ranch on pizza is weird

I don't care how popular it is

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I fucking get you:

[sterile stone]

Ranch in general is gross

[spare talon]

my global settings are already set to be directly messaged
these are scams

[remote lark]

does anybody know how to fix the ui bug where the steam overlay is just

huge

and i can't lcick on anything

[delicate shadow]

british food slaps a lot of the time tbh, yorkshire pudding and black pudding go hard

[remote lark]

.... or close the overlay

[grizzled aspen]

You suffer.

[potent gate]

The ranch lovers and ranch haters are now in chat

[vernal terrace]

Ranch is a weird mystery sauce you can’t convince me otherwise

[remote lark]

british food is either really good or absolutely terrible and there is 0 inbetween

[delicate shadow]

ranch is cool

cool ranch, even

[sterile stone]

They took my mans Incol

Nooooo

[remote lark]

i lived in cardiff for a while and it was fucking horrid

they put beans on toast there.

i've never been so...

horrified

[spare talon]

someone dm me i wanna see if this worked

[delicate shadow]

delicious

[remote lark]

:)

[spare talon]

@remote lark i have a screenshot of that notification now

[remote lark]

i want to say things to you that i cannot say becuase you'd ban me

[remote lark]

post it pussy

i'll die with my honour

[remote lark]

😂

[sterile stone]

Things seen moments before disaster

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1246322538884239422/1288669305860264068/attachment.gif

[potent gate]

Either way, as an Englishman, most of the food I eat is not English in origin.

Gf came over here with her parents (American) and they complained the food was mostly crap and I asked where they went. And they went to pubs and weather spoons.

Then they went to a Gordon Ramsay restaurant and a Thai restaurant then loved it

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-meme-he-is-approaching-approaching-meme-gif-25697629

[remote lark]

gordon ramsay

thai food

yep

checks out

[grizzled aspen]

Now it's cropped, for posterity.

[dusky moon]

furry content detected

[sterile stone]

I heard Gordon's food kinda overpriced

[remote lark]

hi sage

wanna play with me

[dusky moon]

hoi

[remote lark]

im really fucked up and i need a carry

;w;

[dusky moon]

i cant, its 5am, im gettin ready for bed

[remote lark]

noooo......

[grizzled aspen]

I can hop on.

Can't say I'm gonna play well though.

[delicate shadow]

wait how are you getting ready for bed at 5am when it's actually 3am

[spare talon]

WHAT THE FUCK

[remote lark]

okayyy

[potent gate]

Think it was £120 for a wellington? Or something like that.

But she was explaining to me that she kept giggling when she ate it because it tasted so good, it brought her to tears.

Can't relate

[remote lark]

carry me mr frog

;w;

[spare talon]

oh its because lumi had already dmed me before

[dusky moon]

i am so willing to play with you when i get up tho

[grizzled aspen]

YOURE FRIENDS WITH LUMI

GOBLIN

[sterile stone]

Living in the chalk zone

[remote lark]

ogeii

[spare talon]

they asked me build stuff before

[remote lark]

yeah

and cole left me on fucking read

mongrel

[sterile stone]

Living that 6 pm life at 6am

I love it

[dusky moon]

ill always play with femboys

[delicate shadow]

bruh going to Canadian weather again after 2 months of Aussie spring is HARSH

[grizzled aspen]

Good.

[remote lark]

i love the commodore npc

[vernal terrace]

apparently most hotels in europe serve british food cause its seen as the most inoffensive food that can be served to the mass without complaining

[remote lark]

"now that's something special... mind leaving to me in your will?"

[vernal terrace]

i think the hotel industry just called us mid

[sterile stone]

I hope the divine creator takes away your cold weather

[spare talon]

I OPENED IT AND FORGOT TO RESPOND

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-waa-7tv-twitch-aaaaa-gif-17137341012820105478

[remote lark]

go respond now

[sterile stone]

Bruh we had the hottest october I've ever experienced in my life out here

[spare talon]

CUZ I WAS GAMING

[remote lark]

dorn wouldn't even give me the time of day

[delicate shadow]

you're in luck that's like, 95% of the zealot population

[remote lark]

;w;

[sterile stone]

I've never experienced a hot october in Texmex before

[grizzled aspen]

Cole our here leaving a femboy on read.

[sterile stone]

Til this year

This was awful

[grizzled aspen]

Absolutely disgraceful.

[vernal terrace]

cole always leaves me on read

get used to it

[dusky moon]

thats a mortal sin

[vernal terrace]

emotional manipulator that boy

[sterile stone]

Worst part was being around people who had swamp ass

[delicate shadow]

the cold I can live with, the harsh bit is it's just dark ALL the time

[dusky moon]

where the Tgirls at tho

[delicate shadow]

brightest it gets is a dull grey

[dusky moon]

i need my sisters

[sterile stone]

Eastern Canada?

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/scrumdiddlyumptious-hulkenberg-metaphor-refantazio-atlus-yummers-gif-17445515493455474220

[potent gate]

That was the pic she took

[sterile stone]

I can only imagine it being dark like that only if you live in Alaska

[vernal terrace]

what is this beef wellington looking sliced thing

[potent gate]

Exactly that, yes

[vernal terrace]

tasty

[dusky moon]

with custard i think

[vernal terrace]

but fucking expensive

[delicate shadow]

good point, ok like 90% of the population is femboys, trans and nb

[sterile stone]

I'm sick of meeting rich people online

I need to manifest my rich sugar momma NOW

[delicate shadow]

the remaining 10% are people like me and people who don't yet realise they're part of that 90%

[sterile stone]

I got a life I wanna live dammit

https://tenor.com/view/clown-crying-sad-gif-17901663

[spare talon]

and once again
im the diversity hire

[dusky moon]

egg

[vernal terrace]

give up on being straight its not getting you anywhere oomf :3

[delicate shadow]

I like my beard too much

[potent gate]

What you don't see is the 80k student debt

[dusky moon]

my profile decoration keep disappearing

[delicate shadow]

though I will say I would absolutely rock fish nets

[sterile stone]

There was a guy who use to come in hear last year

[potent gate]

Uhh let me see

[sterile stone]

Bro was like mid 20s

And set for life

Cause he had bit coin early on in his life

And sold it when it boomed

I've been a hater ever since

[dusky moon]

my parents died and i got their shit,,,sorry, not sorry

[vernal terrace]

imagine your parents leaving anything to inherit lol

[dusky moon]

i basically got batmaned minus the murder

[potent gate]

I'm guessing it's that sticky toffee pudding?

[sterile stone]

Sticky toffee

[delicate shadow]

sticky date pudding my beloved

[dusky moon]

ooooooo

[sterile stone]

I'm fighting someone

[delicate shadow]

also isn't sticky toffee...just toffee

what's an unsticky toffee?

[sterile stone]

Tiramisu?

[potent gate]

She sent these two pictures are but didn't clarify what they are I think

[sterile stone]

Aye

[vernal terrace]

what that mean

[sterile stone]

How old is she?

[delicate shadow]

this is true, life requires flexibility

[sterile stone]

She need a family member?

I can'ways be a good brother

[delicate shadow]

one must adapt, improvise, overcome

[spare talon]

not you too

[grizzled aspen]

You're trying to gaslight Cole into being gay.

[dusky moon]

it was everything and then some. like, i got a team of people handling the numbers...which is great, cause they didnt teach me shit XD

[delicate shadow]

I have no idea what I am or am not agreeing with

[sterile stone]

Been trying to adapt my bank account to the Bill Gates life style

It ain't working

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-gif-16999556429765885038

[potent gate]

I'd hate too. It's surged the highest it has ever been rn too right? Like 80k per 1?

[sterile stone]

You know something that's really scuffed

Gamestop

Absolute nobodies became millionaires overnight

From a shitpost...

[delicate shadow]

I'll move to Turkiye one day and get to experience big numbers in my bank account

It'll be worth less than dirt but BIG NUMBA

[frosty herald]

Argus salty he didnt cash in

[vernal terrace]

only thing i got when my mum died was a sizeable chunk of death in service money but tbf i dont think she planned to die at 50 (SHUT UP AND DONT ACT ALL AWKWAD OR SAY THINGS LIKE SORRY OR I WILL EAT YOU THEN EAT COLE)

[sterile stone]

BRO

I rmember I peeped Gamestop stocks in November when it was like 4$

And ignored it

I feel so scammed bro

[frosty herald]

Also nvidia stocks

[dusky moon]

trust me tho, id give everything back to have them again. im set for life, but it cost everything.
hold on to your parents, guys. even if they kinda crappy. they wont be there forever

[grizzled aspen]

Sorry to hear that.

[potent gate]

What's up

[vernal terrace]

i love that they stopped trading stocks at one point

[grizzled aspen]

Genuinely, that isn't a joke, either.

[potent gate]

O internet died

[vernal terrace]

[frosty herald]

Hedgefund babies got so upset that normal people got rich

[sterile stone]

@delicate shadow Sooo I gotta ask

[delicate shadow]

omw to invest in numerous tech startups (I will lose everything)

[sterile stone]

Do you like chocolate cake

[delicate shadow]

I do

[potent gate]

This is partially why I want time control as a super power

[vernal terrace]

invest in me instead

[sterile stone]

See

[vernal terrace]

i will sleep through most the messages you send me

[dusky moon]

way ahead of you

[frosty herald]

I would invest in intel or amd

[vernal terrace]

and be extremely autistic

[sterile stone]

I thought about things like going back in time

And I'm just considering the butterfly effect

Like what if I told myself the winning lotto numbers 4 weeks in a row

I feel like I'd end up in a federal cell with no way to talk my way out of it

[delicate shadow]

that's ok, I'm extremely ADHD

[potent gate]

Time control and just redo it again

[frosty herald]

Just win the 1.4 billion lottery

[potent gate]

You'll get it right eventually

[frosty herald]

And get half of it stolen by the goverment

[sterile stone]

Sooo

4 people won that btw

[sterile stone]

I learned the money is split first

THEN the taxes get taken out

[vernal terrace]

https://tenor.com/view/green-cat-fire-green-fire-cat-flamethrower-gif-5308853777486937153

tbf

[frosty herald]

Broke ass irs agents gotta take a cut out of your paycheck

[vernal terrace]

you dont not need 1.4 billion unless you are fucking stupid

[frosty herald]

Like bitch did you work for that money no??? Gtfo out of my paycheck greedy bastard

[vernal terrace]

thats you, your family and any children you have set for life if you aint stupid

[sterile stone]

I need that platinum, diamond encrusted sink and toilet to match

I refuse to settle for less

[delicate shadow]

don't make me bust out the worst thing on the planet rn

[dusky moon]

id work if i could, but i got health reasons

[frosty herald]

Argus camogrinding for the nebula aether shitter

[spare talon]

what

[delicate shadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srwBMLxtREI

🙂

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-kid-cool-head-bob-disco-gif-14309114

The grind never stops

[spare talon]

[frosty herald]

Why are people even camo grinding for all weapons???

[sterile stone]

But nah I've met people who are wealthy, generally older people. And they get menial jobs to just be around people.

[sterile stone]

BO6 camo grinding is piss easy this year

Like

[delicate shadow]

all these mfs grinding for camo like anyone can see it lmfaoooooo

[sterile stone]

The easiest it's been in forever

[frosty herald]

I would just get an aether baseball bat and nebula xm4

Or a nebula RPD

[sterile stone]

Nebula is the goal

[dusky moon]

real note tho, i dont try to brag about what i got, cuase i hate it lowkey.
like, yes im greatful, but now im at the point where i could have anything. but im not of the mind set of other "rich" people who buy expenice dumb shit. like im not buying cars, i dont have a mansion....i got 9 cats, a few reptile, a roommate, and my partners...and thats all i need.

[sterile stone]

But I mean it's gonna be a ball crushing experience to get there

[vernal terrace]

why did my work schedule mandatory training for my day off grrrrrrrr

[frosty herald]

2500 zombie headshots

On a sniper

[vernal terrace]

im charging you for overtime without asking grrrrrrrr

[spare talon]

9???

[sterile stone]

2500 on a sniper that shoots massive explosions

Fun

[frosty herald]

Partners

[sterile stone]

Modern age

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/could-you-repeat-that-goku-goku-ultra-instinct-goku-stare-repeat-that-gif-24821033

[spare talon]

sage sleeping only to hear 3 am zoomies^3

[frosty herald]

Strange times

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-19070600

[delicate shadow]

look, polyamory is valid

[sterile stone]

Polyamory is valid

[dusky moon]

i had 2, one died, then our wife came into the picture with 2, then we got another. rescued an outside cat (2 actually, but the other doesnt like it inside all that much) 1 is my sister in laws cause she cant have cats where she is rn, and then the neigbors found a kitten in the dumpster recently, but they have dogs who hate cats, so we tookit in

sorry for rambling

[sterile stone]

It seems complicated.

[vernal terrace]

cole my tummy hurts can you fix it

[sterile stone]

@frosty herald

[hearty nebula]

my friends keep sending me breakcore music

how do i tell them that it's dogshit

[spare talon]

wheres that one image thats like "dark souls fans"
would that fix it

[frosty herald]

This looms so dogshit

[delicate shadow]

you can't, they're brokencore