Tintin, why do you prey upon me so.
#zealot-class
grizzled aspen
spare talon
south grove
I'm in my frog hater arc
acoustic dune
grizzled aspen
I'm in my frog hater arc
You're in your huge bitch arc more like.
south grove
Fyrestone has suffered too long
jagged cradle
Can’t believe you’d abandon me like this
grizzled aspen
delicate shadow
escargot goes kinda hard ngl
south grove
It's time for him to take a break from my bullying
south grove
I have frogs
grizzled aspen
It's time for him to take a break from my bullying
You can bully me when you can do better than me on the scoreboard.
south grove
A lot of them
acoustic dune
escargot goes kinda hard ngl
my country eat them aswell
since they eat our rice farm
jagged cradle
@copper hawk are you free to play today at all
south grove
You can bully me when you can do better than me on the scoreboard.
Which is why it's suffering until then
south grove
<@576701404475949056> are you free to play today at all
I'll probably play w you after a few games
violet hornet
oh lol I didn't zoom in to see that there's a crab in the ass crack
delicate shadow
my country eat them aswell
ah yes, classic Luxembourg
south grove
I still need the frame
acoustic dune
ah yes, classic Luxembourg
i am asian
jagged cradle
I'll probably play w you after a few games
No I don’t want you anymore just go be a grub to dorn
south grove
i am asian
Spy
acoustic dune
THE RICE FARM IS RIGHT THERE
south grove
No I don’t want you anymore just go be a grub to dorn
I'm sorry come back
delicate shadow
i am asian
you can be asian in Luxembourg
south grove
Don't leave me
acoustic dune
I'm not even 1/16th jap
oh so you leid before
south grove
Just pure tradition
acoustic dune
you white wank
south grove
oh so you leid before
I'm not lying
grizzled aspen
The power it's given me is unparalleled.
jagged cradle
I'm sorry come back
You made your choice I made mine
south grove
You made your choice I made mine
Nooooo
south grove
Can I keep the cat
acoustic dune
so erm
jagged cradle
Can I keep the cat
Hell no
south grove
Haha get rejected by the anime egirl.
I think being able to live makes me happy enough
grizzled aspen
Valid.
Anyway, I'm moving your name from the minor bullying list to the full blown bullying list.
delicate shadow
idk anyone in luxembourg
same
grizzled aspen
south grove
Every day my microbacterial ecosystem sacrifice 1000 cells to sustain my pancreas
copper hawk
<@576701404475949056> are you free to play today at all
Uh no
Probably wont be free till uh
Tuesday
Evening
Or Wednesday
south grove
Probably wont be free till uh
Did you ask about my pfp change
copper hawk
Did you ask about my pfp change
Yah
south grove
Or was that another person
copper hawk
I was curious
south grove
I have no memories rn
south grove
Yah
I liked the game a lot
It's kinda relatable in some senses
Idk what in particular
And he's in pain in the pic
It fits me
Is that a lame explanation?
Sorry
acoustic dune
Every day my microbacterial ecosystem sacrifice 1000 cells to sustain my pancre...
btw tintin
idk if i ask before
but
south grove
btw tintin
What
acoustic dune
what do you study now?
south grove
what do you study now?
Med
acoustic dune
which sector?
south grove
I'm working w the oncologist department
jagged cradle
Not pawsome
south grove
Not pawsome
Sorry...
mighty root
south grove
Don't hate me...
jagged cradle
Haha get rejected by the anime egirl.
I’m a guy ?
acoustic dune
https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-tiktok-butter-girl-butter-girl-cheese-wiz-butter-g...
is this an american thing
south grove
i know someone who went to med school then go to a art school
I'm not going to gooner school
mighty root
I’m a guy ?
Chat is this real?
south grove
https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-tiktok-butter-girl-butter-girl-cheese-wiz-butter-g...
Biggest cause of cancers in the same image
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/tiktok-tiktok-butter-girl-butter-girl-cheese-wiz-butter-g...
Never post again
jagged cradle
Chat is this real?
Why would I not be a guy???
south grove
This is why I have to work
acoustic dune
I'm not going to gooner school
you do know we have other then me in art school
south grove
you do know we have other then me in art school
Wrong
Every art student I know are unstable
mighty root
Biggest cause of cancers in the same image
Wait till you see corn starch eaters
spare talon
is this an american thing
Stupid people tend to be an American thing yes
grizzled aspen
I’m a guy ?
Nope. I've declared otherwise.
south grove
I'm not going to gooner school
jagged cradle
Nope. I've declared otherwise.
That’s not how it works
jagged cradle
I’ll send you a voice message
remote lark
goob morning
spare talon
attention zealot chat
obsidian prairie
the med guy i stoke about is into eldritch type shit
Define eldritch type shit
fleet zealot
Nope. I've declared otherwise.
stan is the only fae here
hushed knoll
I just had a delicious dinner
grizzled aspen
He is the law
Thank god someone else has figured it out.
remote lark
hi frog
acoustic dune
and another one ik made a presentation for therapy
fleet zealot
speak of the devil
south grove
Wait till you see corn starch eaters
Uncle Ted died for this
mighty root
goob morning
It’s 5 o clock In the evening
acoustic dune
which is smth
remote lark
It’s 5 o clock In the evening
i know
hushed knoll
Wtf
south grove
the med guy i stoke about is into eldritch type shit
Gooner school
acoustic dune
Define eldritch type shit
he read h.p lovecraft
south grove
Gooning classes
jagged cradle
Thank god someone else has figured it out.
I’m gonna barrel you next time
grizzled aspen
he read h.p lovecraft
Do not Google the name of his cat.
grizzled aspen
I’m gonna barrel you next time
Ok, egirl.
acoustic dune
Do not Google the name of his cat.
yeah ik its
mighty root
Hog spanking class
south grove
Do not Google the name of his cat.
Fujimoto is a Lovecraft kinda guy
acoustic dune
MY MINUS BUTTON IS WORKING
south grove
Strange ahh mfs
grizzled aspen
A blessing from the frog.
south grove
acoustic dune
Fujimoto is a Lovecraft kinda guy
fujimoto my beloved
grizzled aspen
Accept it, child.
grizzled aspen
We don't.
south grove
light badge
the creatures encounter hardship
south grove
Ofc you dont
remote lark
<:dogthankfultojesus:1238321031370903602>
i have insomnia and recurring nightmares
grizzled aspen
the creatures encounter hardship
The fucking woundgryn.
remote lark
i cant sleep
mighty root
@spare talon
grizzled aspen
i have insomnia and recurring nightmares
Same!
remote lark
so i stay up until i like physically pass out
fleet zealot
i wanna see a collab of kojima and fujimoto
actually would be too good for this world
mighty root
the creatures encounter hardship
Wound orgyn
south grove
i have insomnia and recurring nightmares
You have dreams?
remote lark
You have dreams?
south grove
I stopped after enrolling in secondary school
acoustic dune
actually would be too good for this world
fuck now i am gona cry over berserk
remote lark
tintin how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
mighty root
i have insomnia and recurring nightmares
I dream of guys and sometimes darktide
south grove
actually would be too good for this world
Gooner schizo paradise
acoustic dune
miura man
south grove
tintin how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
I would be mad
I love breakfast
acoustic dune
i wanna read his work again
topaz vapor
😡
south grove
I do occasionally hear trappers irl
fleet zealot
i just saw Look Back at a screen and GOD DAMN
fujimoto is beating the gooner allegations
south grove
But that's just sleep deprivation
grizzled aspen
I have auditory hallucinations even without sleep deprivation.
south grove
fujimoto is beating the gooner allegations
His 3rd grade little sister account on twitter
spare talon
<@142046391504601088>
remote lark
the voices are getting louder
south grove
I have auditory hallucinations even without sleep deprivation.
Eat your meds
grizzled aspen
the voices are getting louder
Indeed.
fleet zealot
His 3rd grade little sister account on twitter
I didn't say winning
grizzled aspen
It's especially bothering because the most frequent one I hear is my deceased grandfathers laugh.
mighty root
My cat sometimes dose a jig like this it must be to churn the poop out
fleet zealot
mighty root
Cheesecake is a mythical beast
grizzled aspen
I'll do something really stupid like slip and bust my ass on the floor, and then boom, I hear that old fart start laughing at me from beyond the grave.
south grove
I'm sorry to hear
grizzled aspen
It's simultaneously really disturbing but also reassuring.
south grove
It's simultaneously really disturbing but also reassuring.
He's watching over you
Take comfort in it
grizzled aspen
I would hope someone is.
mighty root
https://tenor.com/view/huh-gif-27330807
grizzled aspen
Wet napkins and hardtack.
south grove
Idk who asked about it earlier
grizzled aspen
That's what that looks like.
south grove
Scrapped together stuff in the fridge
south grove
That's what that looks like.
I'm not the best cook but I can get the job done
topaz vapor
looks good!
grizzled aspen
I dont even know what I'm looking at there.
south grove
Noodles and beef
grizzled aspen
Those are noodles?
topaz vapor
dusted pasta and loose meat sandwiches
south grove
I dont even know what I'm looking at there.
Idk how to explain without using another language
median bramble
thoughts on the crusher, zealot gamers?
grizzled aspen
Some very strange shaped noodles.
mighty root
topaz vapor
crusher be crushing
grizzled aspen
thoughts on the crusher, zealot gamers?
Bonk.
median bramble
whats it play like?
south grove
Some very strange shaped noodles.
Wide noodles is pretty common
topaz vapor
wide or long which is better
south grove
At least in asia
topaz vapor
noodle edition
mighty root
whats it play like?
You can cc everything but you have 3 dodges
south grove
wide or long which is better
I like both
median bramble
You can cc everything but you have 3 dodges
you play indox iron with it, i'd reckon?
grizzled aspen
whats it play like?
It's a combo weapon, you have to pick the right move for the job you're needing to do. You can stagger just about everything with it for free skullcrusher stacks and build up strength with slaughterer. H1 does some insane damage, but the PA has the highest finesse scaling.
south grove
The really really long noodles for birthday
grizzled aspen
Just remember that your special isn't meant for damage, it's meant as a crowd control tool.
south grove
I only need one noodle for that
topaz vapor
birthday noodles? is that a thing?
south grove
A full big bowl of one singular noodle
mighty root
you play indox iron with it, i'd reckon?
Indox iron?
south grove
birthday noodles? is that a thing?
Tradition
topaz vapor
i thought it was a type of noodle
topaz vapor
i get it now
median bramble
Indox iron?
oops sorry. i meant inexorable judgement
south grove
oops sorry. i meant inexorable judgement
Ya
mighty root
oops sorry. i meant inexorable judgement
Oh yeah
south grove
Not good w piety
mighty root
Because of its low crit
south grove
Martyrdom maybe
grizzled aspen
I run crusher with martyrdom.
mighty root
Same with thammer
tired isle
How good is the thunder hammer as a weapon? Did they nerf it
south grove
But I never use martyrdom
median bramble
i kinda wanna use the book ability with it
south grove
How good is the thunder hammer as a weapon? Did they nerf it
It got buffed on everything
median bramble
How good is the thunder hammer as a weapon? Did they nerf it
im loving it
mighty root
Marty would be if the had temp hp
south grove
But removed boss oneshots
mighty root
How good is the thunder hammer as a weapon? Did they nerf it
They buffed it
grizzled aspen
How good is the thunder hammer as a weapon? Did they nerf it
The only nerf it received was boss damage. In practice, you can 1shot anything that isn't a boss.
hearty nebula
The only nerf it received was boss damage. In practice, you can 1shot anything t...
you still can
grizzled aspen
They also changed the stun after special hit timer to be not dumb.
hearty nebula
provided you do setup
median bramble
do ppl use sunstorm grenade?
mighty root
do ppl use sunstorm grenade?
Not really
median bramble
figured
grizzled aspen
We use throwing knives here.
topaz vapor
no!!
south grove
you still can
After desperation, damage stim, shroudfield, and a bunch of other things yea?
I forgot the order
stone fern
sir you're being held for ransom
tired isle
What's a good Thammer build for one shots
stone fern
south grove
We are in debt
stone fern
What's a good Thammer build for one shots
perks blessings or talents and everything?
south grove
@jagged cradle I'm sorry come back
marble rover
Normalize Crusher>hammer
tired isle
perks blessings or talents and everything?
blessings and talents
and perks
so yeah everythning
south grove
Normalize Crusher>hammer
Most people know in their heart
gusty orbit
Normalize Crusher>hammer
wdym, no one uses hammer already, not even with the buffs
topaz vapor
i like the hammer because it's pretty :)
south grove
i like the hammer because it's pretty :)
Valid
stone fern
something like this for one tap?
marble rover
south grove
gusty orbit
What's a good Thammer build for one shots
headtaker thrust, unyielding flak, fury of the faithful as usual and keystone is preference, i go crits to spam ult, you also wanna take the talent that gives extra damage up to 5 stacks
topaz vapor
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCNJ-TnJfUn/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
why's he glazed up
marble rover
Failed NNN
topaz vapor
nooooo
topaz vapor
no no no no
light badge
that was definitely something
jagged cradle
<@380460398878392321> I'm sorry come back
I don’t care
light badge
these snipers hit a fucking clip on me
knockback round making me miss the sniper that killed me is actually insane
I'm not even salty, bravo to the heretics for this one
grizzled aspen
something like this for one tap?
No, one tap boss kills wants martyrdom.
south grove
I don’t care
NOOOO
south grove
grizzled aspen
No.
hearty nebula
yes
grizzled aspen
Eat shit.
hearty nebula
stop lying then
grizzled aspen
No. I spread misinformation on purpose.
hearty nebula
onetap does not need or want martyrdom because martyrdom fucking sucks dookie
grizzled aspen
apologize to your brother NOW
You're not my dad.
topaz vapor
apologize, now, or else...
hearty nebula
you only use martyrdom so you have an excuse to use all those extra wounds you need
light badge
bro
hearty nebula
:3c
south grove
I cannae spell
light badge
woundgryns are a different breed
grizzled aspen
No.
hearty nebula
we ball with 2 wounds in this household
topaz vapor
i'll tell the emperor you're not eating your veggies
stone fern
im pretty sure max momentum stacks is roughly the same damage as marty but at a slower attack speed
topaz vapor
man i can't get used to HDR, it looks so weird to me
grizzled aspen
im pretty sure max momentum stacks is roughly the same damage as marty but at a ...
15% max damage vs 48% max damage.
hearty nebula
still mid
south grove
15% max damage vs 48% max damage.
Damage decrease
stone fern
anyhow in theory on Crucis desperation+powerstim+stealth+15 momentum stacks+disdane should do it
south grove
Time to use keystoneless
grizzled aspen
Disdain won't be necessary.
gusty orbit
anyhow in theory on Crucis desperation+powerstim+stealth+15 momentum stacks+disd...
way too much overkill usually
grizzled aspen
Neither is the stim.
stone fern
yeah
south grove
Why does martyrdom make my damage 55% less????
stone fern
ur not necessary FROG
hearty nebula
stim isn't necessary in the first place for any thammer oneshot build
gusty orbit
anyway, one tapping bosses is just a gimmick when i can just 2 tap them in just a couple more seconds with a real build
stone fern
yeah
hearty nebula
basically
stone fern
also 1 headtaker stack 
hearty nebula
the only thing martyrdom allows you is unecessary overkill damage
stone fern
very important
south grove
If there's no Christmas hat cosmetic pearl clutching will happen again
I am the herald
hearty nebula
If there's no Christmas hat cosmetic pearl clutching will happen again
i eated it. no christmas hat for u
stone fern
if theres no christmas frame im gonna peril myself
marble rover
hearty nebula
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-105861295107727028...
noob peril...
grizzled aspen
If there's no Christmas hat cosmetic pearl clutching will happen again
We are gonna see santagryns for christmas.
south grove
We are gonna see santagryns for christmas.
God no
marble rover
Also, bleed bolter is broken
south grove
For my Christmas present I want fatshark to increase ogryn player IQ
light badge
load into auric maelstrom, see this
dear god
vernal terrace
just got told by a zealot in an auric maelstrom that he did more than me when i watched him:
never once use his melee
never once aim his infantry autogun
shoot 90% of his bullets at the floor or at walls
hearty nebula
For my Christmas present I want fatshark to increase ogryn player IQ
real
vernal terrace
should i just kill myself chat
south grove
And another vet las weapon
hearty nebula
should i just kill myself chat
no but you can use a barrel to kill him instead
south grove
should i just kill myself chat
Won't work
grizzled aspen
And another vet las weapon
We need longlas.
south grove
I have VoC revive talent
topaz vapor
should i just kill myself chat
i think you need a hug
south grove
You will get your ass back up
vernal terrace
why do i get these players
grizzled aspen
I have VoC revive talent
Noobnoob...
vernal terrace
i need cole
copper hawk
just got told by a zealot in an auric maelstrom that he did more than me when i ...
Room temp iq
south grove
HAMMAH OF THE EMPRAH
vernal terrace
why is he working
topaz vapor
money
copper hawk
Cuz he is a functionin meowmber of snoyciety nya ?
grizzled aspen
i need cole
@spare talon he wants you frfr.
copper hawk
Noob ? Get a job 2 ?
south grove
Room temp iq
spare talon
i need cole
Broken record
vernal terrace
Broken record
im going crazy
spare talon
im going crazy
You already were
vernal terrace
the players i get in this game when not playing with you are like slugs from the sewers
am i the problem
south grove
am i the problem
No
grizzled aspen
No.
chilly vault
dude cole
hearty nebula
no
chilly vault
i was tweaking
grizzled aspen
That's just NA East servers man.
hearty nebula
pubs in this game are just lobotomites
hearty nebula
actual servitor intelligence levels
chilly vault
south grove
actual servitor intelligence levels
Servitors have consciousness
spare talon
am i the problem
This game actually has mmr so yes
south grove
Be real
south grove
This game actually has mmr so yes
SBMM ruining my experience
vernal terrace
This game actually has mmr so yes
that thing i promised involving a stream and my webcam is getting closer and YOU CAUSED IT
spare talon
that thing i promised involving a stream and my webcam is getting closer and YOU...
What
What does this mean
hearty nebula
This game actually has mmr so yes
fake
literally every weekend
without fail
player quality in pubs goes down the fucking drain
vernal terrace
What
What does this mean
my server cause its fucked to write here lol
vernal terrace
kez... thats yuckers
hearty nebula
south grove
https://tenor.com/view/cat-destare-despair-cat-plinker98-gif-6770669073535101617
Supra988
proud rose
yeah he decided to make it public which is dope 😄
hearty nebula
kez gonna pull a niko... bet
south grove
@paper harness does memorizing map seeds means auspex answers too?
paper harness
my server cause its fucked to write here lol
Write it here anyway
hearty nebula
<@1273699265243381802> does memorizing map seeds means auspex answers too?
no dont think so
paper harness
All the mods are busy on test
chilly vault
@spare talon i require ur presence
vernal terrace
@chilly vault was kind of like a mini you. in that mission you train your grubs well @spare talon
chilly vault
😭
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802> does memorizing map seeds means auspex answers too?
I think they are rng
south grove
I think they are rng
vernal terrace
but it was like old retro cole
hearty nebula
i dont think i've ever gotten an idental combination of auspex answers
vernal terrace
with a dclaw
south grove
Doesn't dreyko auspex have a pattern?
hearty nebula
but they are "seeded" in the sense that everyone shares the auspex
vernal terrace
Write it here anyway
nuh uh you will all think im mentally ill when i am actually perfectly NORMAL
hearty nebula
like if you & someone else open auspex at the same time, it'll show the same puzzle
proud rose
Doesn't dreyko auspex have a pattern?
no it's randomly generated for each of the 3 scan stages
paper harness
no it's randomly generated for each of the 3 scan stages
I refuse to play hab dreyko anyway
proud rose
just use tree helper, problem solved 😂
spare talon
<@243885490464489482> was kind of like a mini you. in that mission you train you...
LMAO
paper harness
just use tree helper, problem solved 😂
The entire map sucks
hearty nebula
hab dreyko sucks because i fucking hate it
owned
literally only has the one cool setpiece
paper harness
Only fun I can have on it is clipping out at the beginning and running through the walls until I leave the map
proud rose
the scanning sucks but it's a really unique mission with all the side rooms/doors
south grove
literally only has the one cool setpiece
Two
lean cairn
the old hab dreyko end was better
proud rose
with tree helper I don't hate it nearly as much with pubs 😅
south grove
The cancer staircase
paper harness
All stand and scans suck equally
south grove
And the tree
paper harness
All stair cases are cancer
proud rose
All stand and scans suck equally
agreed, wish they'd do away with all these scanning minigames entirely
paper harness
Please remove them
delicate shadow
all I'm hearing is a bunch of whining and not enough RISING AND GRINDING smh my head
paper harness
all I'm hearing is a bunch of whining and not enough RISING AND GRINDING smh my ...
Go play havoc
south grove
where is second one
The one staircase that a burgle and 3 bulwarks always spawns
paper harness
Shoo
spare talon
I like hab dreyko cuz I have nostalgia from actually having to play the game well cuz I couldn't vet gaming 30 feet away from everything and just shoot my mk12 inf Las
delicate shadow
maybe I will
south grove
And 3+ trappers
lean cairn
i did my first true solo
delicate shadow
maybe I'll tell FS to buff smyker
lean cairn
dorn can you make fun of my gameplay some more please
hearty nebula
maybe I'll tell FS to buff smyker
spare talon
maybe I'll tell FS to buff smyker
You wouldn't dare.
paper harness
I like hab dreyko cuz I have nostalgia from actually having to play the game wel...
I clipped through a wall mid dodge
south grove
maybe I'll tell FS to buff smyker
Please explode
delicate shadow
You wouldn't dare.
"hey guys I think this generates too much peril and doesn't stun long enough, everything else is perfect tho"
delicate shadow
crab is alive and well
grand tangle
"hey guys I think this generates too much peril and doesn't stun long enough, ev...
Tell them to nerf knife zealot
delicate shadow
he's just in a better place
south grove
After being hit by a car
Wtf
spare talon
Crab is in darktide witness protection
delicate shadow
After being hit by a car
hold up what I didn't know this bit
hearty nebula
pov: frog speaks in zealot chat
paper harness
hold up what I didn't know this bit
Happened a few months ago
vernal terrace
asking for someone else cause i cant find concrete info and dont actually know myself cause never tried it
delicate shadow
damn, he did not mention that last I saw him
paper harness
Then he disappeared to work on another studio’s game
vernal terrace
does desperado apply to weapons that dont have finesse by default
spare talon
does desperado apply to weapons that dont have finesse by default
Yes
hearty nebula
no idea who crab is but hope he's doin well then
south grove
Then he disappeared to work on another studio’s game
Bro tried to nerf smyker
spare talon
Finesse bonus is the extra crit/weakspot damage so every weapon benefits some
south grove
The smyking society got to him
vernal terrace
paradox dont test their dlc silly billy
paper harness
How much code am I personally fixing
chilly vault
Finesse bonus is the extra crit/weakspot damage so every weapon benefits some
thx bb boy
delicate shadow
after testing sesh..
hearty nebula
paradox dont test their dlc silly billy
paradox sales if autism didnt exist
paper harness
Crash
vernal terrace
i bought all the dlc for stellaris then my friends stopped playing it
now im paradoxs biggest hater
paper harness
Rough
vernal terrace
i hate that they fixed the silly bug with their games
where you could edit a notepad and say you had the dlc
kind of funny that worked for so long
paper harness
Lmao
vernal terrace
and no one clocked it
vernal terrace
cause it worked in multiplayer games
hearty nebula
you can tell
misty mason
Well that was new
paper harness
I have never lost against the devs
misty mason
I went from no wounds straight to dead because I got downed in midair
hearty nebula
gunner moment i presume
hearty nebula
owned
misty mason
I jumped off a ladder to get away and they must have clipped my back
paper harness
after testing sesh..
Should get the boys to ship good whisky across the street to FS
hard nexus
@frosty herald https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j3JhFH0XdUzcajL5j?invite=cr-MSxpZEQsMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA
hard nexus
hard nexus
Maybe they will buff the shock maul to having some unyielding
make the shock maul
fun to use
and
id be happy
paper harness
It is fun to use
hearty nebula
solution: remove shock maul
grand tangle
I like the shock maul
paper harness
solution: remove shock maul
Solution kill you
hard nexus
It is fun to use
i cannot bring myself to use it
dusky moon
rawr
spare talon
north sedge
after testing sesh..
Add thrust slaughterer to everything
hearty nebula
dorn sentenced 10 year to wasp room
delicate shadow
Should get the boys to ship good whisky across the street to FS
oh right I forget they're both stockholm based
dusky moon
<:3bomb:1177287127902474290>
hard nexus
Add thrust slaughterer to everything
add thrust and thrust 2 so i can have 120% power
paper harness
Oops my 20k word manifesto
Last time I was at pdx office I was arguing about stellaris dlc
hard nexus
paper harness
oh right I forget they're both stockholm based
Across the road
hearty nebula
wasnt stellaris dlc horrendously op
delicate shadow
Add thrust slaughterer to everything
buffing dwsord4 rn
hard nexus
buffing dwsord4 rn
can u buff mk3 evis
please
plase
please
please
please
plsae
please
grand tangle
Can't imagine being a paradox qc tester
hearty nebula
they don't have those
delicate shadow
there's a lot of things I wanna do but I'm both very busy irl (good god I visa shit is time consuming)
and anything I can say or do is not guaranteed to go anywhere
hard nexus
there's a lot of things I wanna do but I'm both very busy irl (good god I visa s...
mk3 evis is the ONLY thing i want buffed rn everything else comes second
its so fun but
its so trash
it sucks
sooo bad
grizzled aspen
I want dclaw's flak ADM to get a buff.
hard nexus
i can give u my list of changes id like
hearty nebula
(i wont actually do that)
hard nexus
I want dclaw's flak ADM to get a buff.
this is true
paper harness
grizzled aspen
It takes like 6 h1's from a mk4 dlcaw to the head to drop a scab gunner.
paper harness
Quite literally across the road
grizzled aspen
It's absolutely fucking shameful.
north sedge
and anything I can say or do is not guaranteed to go anywhere
Buff plasma
hard nexus
pipebomb
delicate shadow
I want dclaw to get an offhand bolt pistol so you have to bind two separate alt-fire keys
spare talon
buffing dwsord4 rn
STOP
YOULL INVOKE APOLLOS GIFT OF PROPHECY
PLEASE
delicate shadow
dual claws would actually be fun
paper harness
I have money on my vending machine card still
vernal terrace
i understand so much more now
hard nexus
I have money on my vending machine card still
LOL
hard nexus
Pls do not the pdx offices
do u think if i wrote a letter and mailed it to fs headquarters
theyd listen to my changes
hard nexus
:(
hearty nebula
noob!
hearty nebula
:3c
placid fiber
theyd listen to my changes
You'd have better luck becoming the president(or w/e the highest up title is) in nintendo...
north sedge
Give autopistol thrust
hard nexus
please god
light badge
I'm suddenly having giga skill issue
hard nexus
let me be a playtester
lean cairn
guy who needs a macro for spamming dclaw parry
hard nexus
PLEASEEE
light badge
I keep magnetizing myself into trapper nets
light badge
like, I dodge
paper harness
I can make you a paradox playtester
lean cairn
Give autopistol thrust
give inferno staff thrust too
paper harness
I’m lonely
delicate shadow
do u think if i wrote a letter and mailed it to fs headquarters
include a shitload of snus and maybe (idk if anyone at FS actually likes snus)
light badge
physically see the net go past me
lean cairn
60% extra damage at max stacks
light badge
then I get netted
hearty nebula
dorn, the sole paradox playtester
hard nexus
then I get netted
netcode
placid fiber
I keep magnetizing myself into trapper nets
ur supposed to set your magnet to what theirs is that way you violently are shot off of the ledge into the abyss instead
hearty nebula
there are no others on this planet
hard nexus
I can make you a paradox playtester
i dont like 4x games
sry
4x games r very boring to me
paper harness
dorn, the sole paradox playtester
That’s closer to reality than you would think
hard nexus
and i also suck at them
paper harness
hearty nebula
That’s closer to reality than you would think
i wasn't even joking
hard nexus
rts games r also fun
grizzled aspen
I would be a paradox playtester if the dlc's had as much stuff as mods do.
hearty nebula
like i just look at any paradox game and im like
light badge
I realized why I was having skill issue
hearty nebula
"nobody fucking playtests this"
paper harness
Testing pool is almost only content creators and former employees
delicate shadow
my favourite thing about paradox games is downloading 400 billion dlcs
hearty nebula
my favourite thing about paradox games is not playing them
placid fiber
i also suck at RTS games
I could be a good rts gamer... it's just... rts games are so boring that my adhd tells me to stop playing sometimes before I even opened them up <.<
grizzled aspen
Just looking at mods like nsc3 for stellaris makes me cringe at the lackluster work the devs put forth.
grizzled aspen
🗣️ 🔥
hearty nebula
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Campaign_for_North_Africa
placid fiber
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023186902585420/1305207867468681308/H...
Hey look, that's about coherent randos are in darktide lol
paper harness
"nobody fucking playtests this"
It’s more so that the changes I want I can’t exactly get changed
copper hawk
i also suck at RTS games
NOOB
paper harness
I can push patches for bugs without approval still, find that kinda funny
delicate shadow
tbh modern gaming really did peak with the 5th or 6th release of skyrim
hard nexus
I can push patches for bugs without approval still, find that kinda funny
lmfao thats really funny
ruin the game.
delicate shadow
the 7th was just samey
paper harness
Won’t ever get the rebalances I want
grizzled aspen
I can push patches for bugs without approval still, find that kinda funny
Do they even pay you for it?
hearty nebula
It’s more so that the changes I want I can’t exactly get changed
no they just don't care
grizzled aspen
I hate that materialist and spiritualist are mutually exclusive so you can't do a proper machine cult in stellaris.
Utterly rage inducing.
placid fiber
I remember at least 4 of those releases(past the original one) for skyrim...
lean cairn
@paper harness how many specials do you normally kill in true solo
grizzled aspen
Is it easier to true solo as vet or zealout?
placid fiber
I think Skyrim is the last game I would want to play in vr lol
paper harness
That’s about normal
lean cairn
i felt harassed
vernal terrace
my favourite time in stellaris was when combat was just functionally broken
paper harness
Pick protons or die
grizzled aspen
My favorite time in stellaris was when all my mods worked.
paper harness
My favorite time in stellaris was when all my mods worked.
Never
grizzled aspen
Planetary mega engineering is a kino mod, yall should check it out.
lean cairn
Is it easier to true solo as vet or zealout?
zealot gets funnier movement
grizzled aspen
Building tall go brrrr.
placid fiber
1/5 of my total damage was specials
I love it when people do my job for me... then again... randos don't, so I end up having to do my job... aka: murdicate specials <.<
grizzled aspen
Mfw my capital planet has 5000 trade value.
paper harness
Fatshark should let me push fixes
copper hawk
Nerd game
paper harness
copper hawk
Rts game 4 nerdz
lean cairn
which would you fix first
paper harness
I am totally sane and can be trusted to bug fix without oversight
grizzled aspen
Rts game 4 nerdz
You obviously have never stared at a map for 12 hours and found it fun.
paper harness
which would you fix first
Geometry
placid fiber
Rts game 4 nerdz
I mean... the main reason I got warcraft 3 and starcraft 2 were for the custom maps. >.>
light badge
@paper harness mr president, as the patcher, would you fix the assail puncture interaction?
grizzled aspen
I am totally sane and can be trusted to bug fix without oversight
Dorn "accidentally" deletes soyker.
hard nexus
I am totally sane and can be trusted to bug fix without oversight
same but for balance changes
please
my takes are good
just
let me fix darktide
lean cairn
i wish they would let me change bulwarks
hard nexus
PLEASE
placid fiber
They had a fps games in starcraft 2, the last time I was in it... idk how long ago that was tho
paper harness
I should just go work at fs part time
lean cairn
i dont know how to code but i'd get one of the devs to do it for me
hard nexus
N9h give ME the reigns
no youd get the leash
copper hawk
Let ME make balance changes
copper hawk
no youd get the leash
Wtff..
grizzled aspen
no youd get the leash
Promise?
paper harness
Go QA
copper hawk
paper harness
hard nexus
lmfao
paper harness
Frog is a bottom
grizzled aspen
Frog is a bottom
Fake.
grizzled aspen
I am definitely not a bottom.
hard nexus
please do not continue that statement
grizzled aspen
I was meaning moreso that, "do you promise to put Cica on a leash?"
drifting wolf
Frog is a bottom
frog is a frog
lean cairn
man they need to fix this game
i'd have 2.5k hours by now if it worked properly and let us choose maps and shit
light badge
@copper hawk bottom
@grizzled aspen switch but secretly hates topping
lean cairn
thank you zealot chat
grizzled aspen
<@576701404475949056> bottom
<@433418308453138433> switch but secretly hates top...
So what does that make you then, huh?
light badge
So what does that make you then, huh?
bottom
abstract widget
whats yall prefer bolter build?
light badge
I am not ashamed to admit that, sorry
grizzled aspen
Honestly, respect.
vernal terrace
airfrying chicken at 12am cause all my friends dont wanna play darktide
violet hornet
zealot chat: cannot produce a written guide to the class, but will classify everyone in chat by their sexual preferences
light badge
@lean cairn celibate
spare talon
whats yall prefer bolter build?
Puncture shattering carapace unyielding
vernal terrace
its so fucked cole would rather work than play games with me
and the people there arent even nice to him
grizzled aspen
Cole needs money to fuel his energy drink addiction.
lean cairn
<@177133348920098816> celibate
you dont know me
spare talon
its so fucked cole would rather work than play games with me
You're going to make me kill myself
copper hawk
I have taken a vow of celibacy
vernal terrace
LOL
light badge
I am a monk actually
show lack of wordly possessions or gtfo
vague depot
You're going to make me kill myself
epic_jump
grizzled aspen
show lack of wordly possessions or gtfo
No, his blahaj and thigh highs are too important to him.
light badge
lmfao
paper harness
zealot chat: cannot produce a written guide to the class, but will classify ever...
I have hit a ux roadblock
Fuq
copper hawk
show lack of wordly possessions or gtfo
I habe wordly possessions
paper harness
I am not ashamed to admit that, sorry
Frog is ashamed of it
grizzled aspen
I am ashamed of nothing.
Except the Wire incident.
That, I am ashamed of.
I did not know the meaning of a certain phrase and since then have sworn off using it entirely.
paper harness
Dorn suicide arc
copper hawk
lean cairn
that needs experience but playing this game is already QA experience
paper harness
that needs experience but playing this game is already QA experience
I have almost a decade of qa and dev experience
grizzled aspen
FS are hiring a senior qa person
I doubt that can pay well.
lean cairn
I have almost a decade of qa and dev experience
yeah but i'm applying too
see you at the interview buddy
paper harness
I doubt that can pay well.
Probably 15x pay cut
orchid cipher
I doubt that can pay well.
Games industry generally doesnt pay well
paper harness
orchid cipher
Compared to other software fields
delicate shadow
yea game industry does not pay well
paper harness
Compared to mine? Yeah lmao it would be pennies on the dollar
I am also not moving to SWWWWWEEEEDEEEN
delicate shadow
moving to Canada was enough for me
copper hawk
vernal terrace
You're going to make me kill myself
also i think working for evil retail company will do that first
paper harness
also i think working for evil retail company will do that first
Let’s make him work for FS
copper hawk
Noh Aquino
paper harness
I love jira
vernal terrace
I have almost a decade of qa and dev experience
damn you started early on that i couldnt even montivate myself to goto school 
paper harness
Ye I was working at 16
copper hawk
Ye I was working at 16
Me too
orchid cipher
the Cole Mines....
delicate shadow
He's actually a Tax Colelector
copper hawk
I was in college too as well
paper harness
copper hawk
It was miserable lmfao
paper harness
I was throwing my head against the wall at paradox
delicate shadow
my first job was when I was 15
copper hawk
Dorn is the main character
paper harness
Suffered for two whole years
delicate shadow
taught me just how mindnumbingly boring office work is
paper harness
Dorn is the main character
Love you too
paper harness
Paradox taught me I didn’t want to work at a code shop again
lean cairn
what do you do for work
delicate shadow
and then for some reason I decided to get into teaching and got extremely depressed
copper hawk
Despises my vry existence
copper hawk
and then for some reason I decided to get into teaching and got extremely depres...
Lmfao
I like my cheese drippy brah
Mm galaxy gas
paper harness
U hate me dorn
I could put a ring on your finger and you’d still say that at this point
delicate shadow
Dorn gonna be one of those boomers that hates his wife (or husband)
paper harness
and then for some reason I decided to get into teaching and got extremely depres...
Ah so zealot chat must come naturally
copper hawk
I could put a ring on your finger and you’d still say that at this point
Lmfao
paper harness
plush estuary
Dorn gonna be one of those boomers that hates his wife (or husband)
True
copper hawk
It's husband I think atilla
plush estuary
his husband salad bar already hates him too
delicate shadow
Ah so zealot chat must come naturally
it really is like dealing with edgy teens like 50% of the time
paper harness
his husband salad bar already hates him too
I’m not married to saldar
He’s my father
plush estuary
mb
paper harness
Get your lore right
plush estuary
burger then?
paper harness
I’m married to Hamdolsun
delicate shadow
why are all these people named after food
spare talon
Cole works in RETAIL
Help
grizzled aspen
Ill die in a foxhole
No you won't.
copper hawk
Yah i will
copper hawk
YA TÜRKIYE !!
grizzled aspen
Yah i will
Nah you're gonna get old and lose your femboy physique first.
copper hawk
GREATEST NATION IN WORLD !
paper harness
And @pliant ice is my mother
spare talon
The only plus to my retail is it's a pet store so
copper hawk
GREETINGS FROM BERLIN
delicate shadow
Turkish Lira stays winning (big numbers are better ofc)
copper hawk
The only plus to my retail is it's a pet store so
I loooove hampter..
That's a chinchilla actuallt
Methinks
spare talon
I loooove hampter..
That's not a hampter
copper hawk
Actually*
pliant ice
And <@739716247134142506> is my mother
spare talon
It is a chinchilla yes
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/big-hug-mom-kitten-aww-gif-8000195897861447741
Dorn bites psykers face confirm3d
copper hawk
Too many Dorn grubs present in chat..
copper hawk
spare talon
They're so cute
Softest animal in the world
Factually
vernal terrace
Dorn bites psykers face confirm3d
can that be us
vernal terrace
Ok cya guys
bye bey
spare talon
No shame
uneven galleon
paper harness
Shh psword user
jagged cradle
Me???
delicate shadow
crusher GANG
south grove
I'm back
delicate shadow
hi back
south grove
ughhhh
paper harness
crusher GANG
DS5 book gang I suppose
jagged cradle
Shh psword user
It’s not my fault it’s fun
hot steppe
ive done 5 missions now with a 60% curio chance and have not gotten a single one
vernal terrace
i think im real
south grove
ive done 5 missions now with a 60% curio chance and have not gotten a single one
it's beginning to look like melk's casino
paper harness
Tintin
orchid cipher
Antax my beloved
light badge
genuinely insane what a difference playing with headphones on is
spare talon
can that be us
I was going to ask who would be who but then I remembered you're a freak and you would want it both ways
paper harness
I’m tempted to make you subject 1 for a little mod I have
delicate shadow
DS5 book gang I suppose
book?
jagged cradle
genuinely insane what a difference playing with headphones on is
What were you playing with before?
vernal terrace
I was going to ask who would be who but then I remembered you're a freak and you...
:3
hot steppe
it's beginning to look like melk's casino
ive already been there
light badge
What were you playing with before?
my speakers
south grove
ive already been there
hit it again
paper harness
delicate shadow
Me thinks it might become useful at havoc 40
oh you mean the Chorussy
paper harness
what is it
Duo solo play
delicate shadow
yes I too appreciate the chorussy