zealot-class

[south grove]

She just said "You were always the weak one brother"

[paper harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/08d3NzMHEm

Why are Redditors like this

[south grove]

[south grove]

Gaem too harde

Shark shark please baby me

[light badge]

"I turned off the enemies ez true solo"

[frosty herald]

bragging about soloing a malice maelstrom

[sullen forge]

How you’re looking at the trapper when it point blank nets you

[light badge]

Bro no way

[south grove]

My shroudfield downtime while playing for penance was less than 15 seconds

[paper harness]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/5B18Ncqame

[light badge]

I didn't bother clicking on the post

[sullen forge]

Cause they’re bad?

[gusty orbit]

thank god i left the darktide reddit a year ago and i don't have to see these delusions

[light badge]

No way it's a malice maelstrom bruh

No shot

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-farquaad-shrek-crown-king-lord-gif-17945024

[south grove]

Gaem too harde

[sullen forge]

MALICE MAEL

[opaque island]

malice damnation is impossible did you mean auric?

[frosty herald]

under 1k enemies and 19 mins

[south grove]

Pls fix

[frosty herald]

ofc its malice

[sullen forge]

NO YOURE ACTUALLY LYING

[frosty herald]

shut

[hearty nebula]

actual redditoid moment

[opaque island]

it does feel like the ai goes insaneo mode on hi stg sometimes, i aint gonna front

[median steeple]

I for one am glad that BoN spam is hilarious

[frosty herald]

this is now real btw

[median steeple]

the new event is fun

[south grove]

Rinda host

What if

[frosty herald]

the new event is extremely fun

[south grove]

Rinda host

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-gif-14006288

[opaque island]

just give me more than just slug spawns during events

[median steeple]

I need a greatsword so badly

[south grove]

Yeh

[light badge]

Wait what? Fr?

[south grove]

Next update

[gusty orbit]

only on histg i can remotely understand the thing, but that's the whole gimmick of the modifier, 6 specials spawning every 20 seconds or whatever

[frosty herald]

look at the left sword

[sullen forge]

Hahnda slobbering over the force greatsword being a possibility

[light badge]

Shut

[median steeple]

I would kill for praetorian cosmetics

that and harakoni

[frosty herald]

macabian jannisairies

[opaque island]

power greatsword lets goooo

[sullen forge]

I speak nothing but facts and it upsets you

[zinc talon]

OGRYN KOMISSAR HAT WHEN

[light badge]

I am not upset, I merely don't wish for thee to jinxeth it

[frosty herald]

it might be a force greatsword and power one

[opaque island]

it makes more sense for zealots to get a greatsword weapon than psykers

[sullen forge]

Doesn’t effect me cause I’m a Vet Main

[gusty orbit]

if it is a force greatsword im playing psyker again

[median steeple]

we have both a force and power in the old leaked shit

yeah

My bet is that the melta is vet exclusive and the power greatsword is zealot, so vet gets a fire weapon and zealot gets a power weapon

[light badge]

Peak peak peak peak

[sullen forge]

Is that a fucking

[median steeple]

mix it up

[sullen forge]

Great Chainaxe

[median steeple]

yes

[sullen forge]

Like the maulers

[hearty nebula]

coom

[sullen forge]

Please for the love of god give Zealot it so I can play Zealot more

[hearty nebula]

real

[frosty herald]

since launch the force greatsword has been a thing

[grand tangle]

the sword in this pic is a power sword, power swords in warhammer seem to always have the two power cables on each side

[sullen forge]

Thanks Shitshark

[median steeple]

wouldn't be surprised if the Great chaxe is either zealot exclusive or all human characters get

[grand tangle]

is... is that a melta?

[median steeple]

yes

[grand tangle]

pls fatshart

give me a melta

[frosty herald]

if they add the 2 weapons it will be an amazing update

[opaque island]

does it say power weapon for the psyker warp weapons or does it say force weapon s

[light badge]

Give ogryns the rebar hammer

I pray

[sullen forge]

Zealot Exclusive imo

[light badge]

It'll be so funny

[hearty nebula]

neither of the power swords looks like that

[hard nexus]

oh i didn’t see this sorry

mk3 you can either go crits or non crit

[grand tangle]

power greatsword for vet, force greatsword for psyker, melta for zealot and something for ogryn idk

[south grove]

Inb4 vet only weapon

[grand tangle]

power=non warp
force=magic bullshit

[opaque island]

nooooooooooooo

[sullen forge]

Great Powersword should be a thing for Veterans if we’re sticking to class exclusive 2 Hands

[median steeple]

I think the greatsword is zealot only with the melta being vet

[spare talon]

I wonder what these ppl will think when they try it

[frosty herald]

nah

[carmine falcon]

fellas i finally maxed out my thammer
good builds?

[grand tangle]

in-universe, meltas, flamers, and bolters are holy weapons

[frosty herald]

power greatsword should be shared with zealot and veteran

[grand tangle]

or, the most holy weapons

[median steeple]

no.....

[hard nexus]

my personal favorite evis build is mk3 with shred perfect strike, flak elites, throwing knives, Fury of the faithful, and blazing piety

[frosty herald]

since zealot specialized in 2 handed weaponry

[sullen forge]

Veteran and Zealot you mean?

[grand tangle]

according to the sisters of battle, yes
you know, the organization made up entirely of battle nun zealots

[frosty herald]

yes

[sullen forge]

Cause Psyker gets the Force sword

[carmine falcon]

i been using this after u linked it for me and im performing 10x better

[frosty herald]

i am stoopid

[carmine falcon]

kino build

[median steeple]

any weapon can be considered holy it just depends on who wields it

[hard nexus]

fuck no, zealot needs melta, sisters of battle adore meltas, flamers, and bolters, it’s the holy trinity

[dense field]

not really but I kinda get what you mean

[median steeple]

but these weapons (besides bolters) are first and foremost astra militarum weapons

[hearty nebula]

use standard IJ build, use bolter to apply brittleness. delete boss. donezo

[frosty herald]

give both zealot and veteran melta

[bitter anvil]

I think we gonna rescue Zola

[south grove]

Indoctrinated soldier when they speak about indoctrinated things

[grand tangle]

they are associated with astartes, and therefore the god-emperor

[frosty herald]

scions absolutely adore using meltaweapons

[median steeple]

very few weapons are considered holy

[sullen forge]

Meow you know damn well they’re giving it to Vet and giving you guys the Great Chaxe

[grand tangle]

LMAO

[sullen forge]

You know damn well as much as me

[grand tangle]

ask the mechanicus

[frosty herald]

daemonhammer is the most holy weapon in the imperium's roster

[south grove]

✅

[hard nexus]

it’s literally the holy trinity!!

“The Battle Sisters are clad in the finest armour and bear the holy trinity of weapons – the bolter, the flamer, and the meltagun.”

[frosty herald]

barring unique weapons that chapter masters and primarchs use

[sullen forge]

Tbf they consider everything holy

That’s a weapon

[frosty herald]

the sword of the emperor being able to permanently kill demons

[median steeple]

Man lets ask the fucking machince touchers if the light switch is holy

[south grove]

Inb4 printers

[hard nexus]

chain glaive would be cool but shut up dweeb

[grand tangle]

exactly, all weapons are holy by definition according to the mechanicus

[carmine falcon]

ill give it a spin good sah
forgive my ignorance but what is ij (i dont know all the shortcuts haha)

[sullen forge]

Actually combust you’re getting your mauler chain axe and you’re going to like it

[lean cairn]

Flexing a mediocre carry of a team with a level 28

[grand tangle]

||the light switch is a lobotomized human repurposed to turn the lights on and off||

[sullen forge]

Boil.

[paper harness]

meltdowns

[hearty nebula]

inexorable judgement

[sullen forge]

Crash outs

[grand tangle]

im srs btw, look closely at the buttons you press to open doors

[sullen forge]

Yeah they’re servo skulls

They don’t trust anything that isn’t operated by a human

[carmine falcon]

gotchu
i prefer crit playstyle but ill give this a go cause why the hell not

[frosty herald]

we know

[lean cairn]

I hope fatshark don't cave to Reddit soy complaining from people who've been carried through auric maelstrom by crutch weapons and who now can't handle havoc

[hearty nebula]

thammer is not crit weapon

so

[carmine falcon]

makes sense

[hearty nebula]

plus fotf ability gives you guaranteed crit

[sullen forge]

It’s inevitable

[frosty herald]

it is a bit of an excageration to say that doors are operated by skulls

[grand tangle]

wait how do i unlock havok mode?

[hearty nebula]

not out yet

[grand tangle]

ah nvm

[bitter anvil]

Play maelstrom or auric first

[frosty herald]

since we still have tech like auspexes and battlefield maps

[grand tangle]

i thought so

no i do

[bitter anvil]

Then it will unlock, is not out yet

[grand tangle]

i don't have the auric survivor achievement yet tho

[frosty herald]

only a maelstrom

[sullen forge]

Veteran keeps getting buffs cause of the soy echo chamber on Reddit

[frosty herald]

doesnt matter if its auric or normal board

[gusty orbit]

rarely do a horde shooter caters its content towards noobs exclusively, it's always for try hards and people that want to be one shot every mission or whatever

[lean cairn]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1go4ahb/comment/lwgjh0y/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[sullen forge]

In a PVE game the hardest difficulty should be brutal I’m just saying 🚬

[spare talon]

It will be a nuclear meltdown worse than chernobyl

[lean cairn]

Max difficulty should be like pre skill tree maelstrom

[carmine falcon]

i mean op is getting shat on

[frosty herald]

0 upvotes

[carmine falcon]

play hard mode
its hard

[frosty herald]

and everyone dissagreeing

[sullen forge]

Lowtiergod levels of Crash outs?

[lean cairn]

Waiting for the first Havoc meltdown compilation

[grand tangle]

i have no idea how difficult to expect havok to be aside from worse than the worst of auric maelstrom

[light badge]

Do we know if Havoc will have any non-cosmetic rewards?

[frosty herald]

extra materials

[lean cairn]

red weapons

[frosty herald]

but the main point of it is cosmetic rewards

[hard nexus]

lowtiergroomer

[frosty herald]

lowtierdeadbeat

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-goes-crazy-gif-25145601

[spare talon]

Idk what those are like

[light badge]

God please don't just let them chuck in nothing but shit like green enemies

[spare talon]

That plus more

Yall aren't prepared for the raw unfiltered evil inbound

[frosty herald]

if dorn says he cant solo carry on 34 then im listening

[bitter anvil]

40

[gusty orbit]

i suppose director just going full schizo + whatever random ass havoc only modifiers that make the thing a living hell

[hearty nebula]

yeah havoc is going to be

rough

[sullen forge]

🗣️

[bitter anvil]

Literally crime spree of payday 2

[grand tangle]

wake up babe, new allegations just dropped

[gusty orbit]

yeah we've said that a couple days now xd

[opaque island]

you're telling me im gonna have to finally pop my maelstrom cherry to play havoc

[sullen forge]

Loses fighting game, goes nuclear and complains about everything minus his lack of skill

[hard nexus]

they aren’t new lmfao

they’re true as far as i know

[grand tangle]

new to me

[hard nexus]

i also don’t pay attention to him so

idk

i am here to say shit

[grand tangle]

i dont follow ecelebs tho

except for bricky

[sullen forge]

It’s old news, she was 17 and Dale still rubbed his hands and went in

[spare talon]

Oh there will be a plethora of reddit posts saying devs are unhinged for havoc on day 1

[opaque island]

who? I dont pay attention to celebreties online or otherwise

[frosty herald]

why are all of the mods online

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-optimus-prime-orion-pax-run-gif-11941670498158937418

[bitter anvil]

Groomber

[opaque island]

they're all watching Cole to maek sure they dont post unhinged shit

[sullen forge]

Lowtiergod isn’t a celebrity

He’s a lolcow

[carmine falcon]

man im trying ij playstyle in training area and its too big brain for me
gonna force crit thammer to be a thing inshallah

[opaque island]

they are a popular known streamer, that makes them an eceleb doesnt it?

[sullen forge]

For hate watching 🚬

[grand tangle]

chris chan is an eceleb

[sullen forge]

Wouldn’t classify him as such

[gusty orbit]

you're not alone, just play it while cdr is stupidly broken because they sure as hell will nerf it soon enough

[opaque island]

most documented human in history right?

[sullen forge]

You’re giving him too much credit

[spare talon]

It's just basic melee fundamentals: the build
You just get stupid buffs for just playing the basic mechanics correctly

[frosty herald]

now its going to sound like im smoking crack

but rinda mightve been turned into a daemon engine

[hard nexus]

IJ is extremely easy to use, just play normally and you’ll get full value from it

[frosty herald]

look at the closed captions for the teaser

[bitter anvil]

Have some creativity with builds

[carmine falcon]

ill give it a go in a real game

me when im not insatntly good at a new playstyle

[gusty orbit]

momentum charges play themselves anyway, just that the dodge talent is mandatory for it to be any good

[opaque island]

I also noticed the screen says Death is not a Door

[carmine falcon]

oh yeah maybe "Testing" it against unmodded training area is not the best method

[blissful viper]

what do you guys think are the best blessing and perks for assault chainsword?

[bitter anvil]

Maybe download loadout config mod test some weapon you like.

[hard nexus]

flak elites wrath shred mk13g

[gusty orbit]

shred wrath, flak maniac

[blissful viper]

okay thank you!

[hearty nebula]

i officially name that part of the map "dipshit death depot"

because everyone seemingly has an aneurysm if they see a DH or any boss on it

[carmine falcon]

ok doing a private heresy to fk around with lj yeah im just getting more dmg for doing stuff ive been doing forever

mind = broken

[hearty nebula]

🤨

[bitter anvil]

What is going on

[hearty nebula]

not much

[bitter anvil]

What have zealot chat Devolved into (6th time asking)

[hard nexus]

swag

[carmine falcon]

there's literally nothing weird going on

[bitter anvil]

It will be soon (TM)

[carmine falcon]

[hard nexus]

yeah IJ is the simplest keystone with high value

play as you normally do

get damage, attack speed, and dodge buffs

(you dodge further, faster, and have a lower dodge cooldown with IJ)

[acoustic dune]

i cant believe micheal bay directed this

[carmine falcon]

the description made it sound too big brain but its basically just getting rewarded for playing good lmao

[hard nexus]

yarp

[fleet zealot]

how do some hammer users

just not do boss damage

[surreal shore]

guys

on knife

whats teh build?

[fleet zealot]

lacerate flesh tearer

[surreal shore]

that sounds very different than uncanny precog

[spare talon]

Executor ruthless backstab block efficiency infested

[paper harness]

How long do you think until I hit h40

[fleet zealot]

dump damage

[surreal shore]

what block efficency?

[paper harness]

Through natural progression and not forcing it

[surreal shore]

really?

damn XD

[paper harness]

[surreal shore]

i know you are trolling

XD

[frosty herald]

Atleast 10 hours

[hot steppe]

any tips for this penance that doesnt make me want to cry or my teammates kill me

[surreal shore]

im guessing carpace / unyielding?

[spare talon]

If you're soloing
Many much attempts tbh

[fleet zealot]

rashad or heavy sword

[surreal shore]

no

[fleet zealot]

BM lets you kill 4 ranged enemies a swing

[opaque island]

I cant even tell which part of which map that is

[surreal shore]

best waapon is a brutal mometum tac axe

for that

[paper harness]

I can probably solo with knife and stealth for the first 30

[hot steppe]

it says backstab tho

[surreal shore]

anyway whats the actual build on knife?

[frosty herald]

Levels right...

[surreal shore]

im guessing elite/ flak ?

or elite/ maniac?

[paper harness]

Yeah

[opaque island]

flesh tearer lacerate

:^)

[surreal shore]

play thx

[placid fiber]

Well then... I beat the 3rd estuary in rogue legacy 2 without getting hit lol

[hot steppe]

i see

[surreal shore]

I KNOW YOU DONT RUN BLEED BUILD ON ZEALOT GODDAMIT STOP TROLLING ME

[hard nexus]

could probably do all 40 just by breaking spawns and sprinting

[paper harness]

That’s also true

[frosty herald]

Many builds will be completely invalidated

[sterile basalt]

Not dodge cooldown, it’s reduced dodge reset time

[hard nexus]

but that’s also stupid

[misty ravine]

Find a group that's specifically helping each other with penances, get true solo mod (if it exists for this game?) or ||friends||

[hard nexus]

close enough

[paper harness]

@spare talon

[hot steppe]

[sterile basalt]

Nah it’s not the same thing

[hard nexus]

it’s what i meant

[fleet zealot]

like i don't get it

2 dueling swords and 1 hammer zealot

[hard nexus]

tbf

[fleet zealot]

and my lawbringer meme vet

is the boss killer

like hello?

[hard nexus]

pubs

[spare talon]

That's true but a slight mistake in that and you're cooked

[fleet zealot]

true

one of the dueling sword zealots literally

was going after my kills

[misty ravine]

I'm just joshing, my friends all quit because the game was a shitshow and haven't been convinced to come back

[fleet zealot]

i had a choke for a horde and he just moves up infront of me

[hard nexus]

i can’t wait to despair over how bad the mk3 evis is when i bring it into havocs

[fleet zealot]

while a bon is there

[paper harness]

It’s so easy to break spawns

[spare talon]

[sterile basalt]

Zarona shotgun is quite good at boss damage tho

[spare talon]

How much cleave does the mk3 have on its attacks

[hard nexus]

[paper harness]

Plasmoids be coping I’ll tell ya that lmao

[surreal shore]

ANYWAY

[hard nexus]

idk tbh

[spare talon]

A number not a descriptor

[hard nexus]

i don’t know exactly

[spare talon]

TRUE TRUE TRUE

[sterile basalt]

Is it just all C-I-VIs

[hard nexus]

are there any enemies that have 1 hitmass

[paper harness]

Half of my builds don’t work without me actually trying

Foreign concept to me unfortunately

[fleet zealot]

yea

zarona is the lawbringer

rename

i'm just lazy

[sterile basalt]

Actually question
If u roll no ammo spawn in havoc 1
Does that mean all 39 other havoc tiers will have no ammo spawn

[visual stream]

Groaners?

[hard nexus]

is it player specific as to modifiers?

that’s what i thought it was

[hard nexus]

i think they’re 1.25

[sterile basalt]

They worded it as “all modifiers stack up”

[visual stream]

Huh

[hard nexus]

path!

what enemy has 1 hitmass!

[sterile basalt]

Groaners

1

[hard nexus]

oh i heard they were 1.25

thank u

[sterile basalt]

That’s poxwalker

1.25

[hard nexus]

ohgg

i shmee

[spare talon]

There's multiple reasons why

[light badge]

I pray for friendly fire with Havoc

[sterile basalt]

I have enemy mass (damnation) listed in my guide

[hard nexus]

same

[spare talon]

[hard nexus]

swag

[light badge]

Something like +12.5% with every tenth level

[sterile basalt]

U can just go check them

[hard nexus]

going to test mk3 cleave in just a minute

[frosty herald]

How well would my crucis tank build work for havoc?

[hard nexus]

we don’t know

[sterile basalt]

Ok so 40 CIVIs back to back to back, cool

[hard nexus]

idiot

[frosty herald]

Or should i just trauma cheese

https://tenor.com/view/turles-fruit-of-might-dragon-ball-dbz-saiyan-gif-5390471361082405071

[hard nexus]

we don’t know!

[visual stream]

What's your crucis tank build

[hard nexus]

bad

i actually don’t remember

[sterile basalt]

Actually dorn mentioned plasma players would suffer
This leads me to believe that there’d be one mutator where more enemies have the block-cleave attribute like carapace

[hard nexus]

i think it’s a martyrdom stun build

[gleaming furnace]

Unbelievably based

[frosty herald]

Nope

[placid fiber]

Nice, thanks to the hyperion ring I first tried the 4th estuary as well lol

[hard nexus]

marty immo?

[merry flume]

same

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504573708472680458/1302740214606860358/46238b8835f9f1a840cdc2807d0df7a6-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[frosty herald]

Nope

[visual stream]

Just like any build that doesn't naturally path tknives and TDR aura

[sterile basalt]

I don’t think so tbh

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-darktide-explode-warhammer-40k-gif-7567690485009069789

[merry flume]

bloodletter rampage mk3

:)

[hard nexus]

kys

[bitter anvil]

Rev and bleed

[merry flume]

kill me yourself coward

[bitter anvil]

Is that flail?

[zinc talon]

is flail

[light badge]

At the very least they could reintroduce friendly hitmass

[hard nexus]

yeah only certain players are allowed to test the flail out

[zinc talon]

is flagellator

[hard nexus]

it’s coming out next patch though

[zinc talon]

if people don't do what it sasys to do

[bitter anvil]

Aw man

[zinc talon]

they get flagallalated

[sterile basalt]

Friendly hit mass is just an awful mechanic

[bitter anvil]

[hard nexus]

yeah i can’t wait

[frosty herald]

full health curios with it too

[hard nexus]

it’s gonna be so fun

[paper harness]

Do you feel so sigma

[hard nexus]

(i’m lying, he’s using weapon customization)

[bitter anvil]

I do too

[sterile basalt]

Is havoc supposed to coming with Grim Protocol?

Or after

[merry flume]

me when i lie for no reason

[frosty herald]

cole suggested dropping immo for stuns and enduring

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-dr-iggy-frome-new-amsterdam-thinking-wondering-gif-16711162

[frosty herald]

i could even drop the wound gate for toughness on dodge

[merry flume]

crusher is one of those weapons where you will do well no matter what's on it

[bitter anvil]

Post psyker edging peril

[visual stream]

I wanna try other weapons but I really don't want the weapon to be locked to dogshit strength until I play with it for multiple matches

[spare talon]

IM IMPACCCCTTIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG OOUUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHH

[visual stream]

Kind of prefer old system for trying new things a lot more

[paper harness]

Hammerblow would be more funny

Hammerblow trauma

Imma make one

[spare talon]

No
Thunderstrike is due to how ridiculous of a blessing it is

[frosty herald]

i should make my trauma psyker ngl

[golden rain]

IMPACTIIINNNNGGGGG

[spare talon]

If the goal is funny
Thunderstrike is the way

[hard nexus]

i saw people i think in reddit advocating for hammerblow dclaw

[spare talon]

Flashback to the redditor who told me that it was BIS on crusher

[paper harness]

Where

[hard nexus]

i don’t remember

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/pitchfork-joel-mchale-let's-go-gif-4823800437700507777

[hard nexus]

it was a while ago

[visual stream]

Bring back public executions

[paper harness]

I’m willing to necro

[visual stream]

And put me in charge of who

[hard nexus]

they said something along the lines of it letting you sweep away entire lines of hordes

but that’s all i remember

it filled me with such despair

[spare talon]

[hard nexus]

worlds strongest malice player

[visual stream]

Speaking of stagger I never understood the trauma staff hate until last night

[paper harness]

This is malice boy level

[visual stream]

Going for a one shot on a crusher or bulwark and a filthy freak staggers it to the floor right as I go to swing

[obsidian prairie]

Trauma doesn’t feel as good as voidstrike or Purgatus

[stone fern]

ah yes the flash bang set

[obsidian prairie]

Purgatus is just kill all trash 24/7 and make anything not carapace wish they weren’t near you

And voidstrike is bowling and ascending to a new plane of existence for 10 seconds if you get all 30 scriers stacks

[golden rain]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-cock-bowling-gif-18674351

[visual stream]

Trauma is stagger simulator

Which screws your teammates if they're using weapons that actually kill things

[frosty herald]

thats why you fully charge trauma

[stone fern]

not just that you need to aim the closer to the center the bigger the damage

[visual stream]

If the teammate was doing that it sure didn't seem to help him kill things

[stone fern]

trauma is one of the worst scalling weapons in the game

[violet hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiBD8dMeZio

[stone fern]

anything less than 80x4 is kinda unusable

my internet is dying
my brain is still cooked and i just came off a 2 hour fever nap

[visual stream]

We got plasma buffs before trauma buff

[stone fern]

yup its pub time

[stone fern]

we already got trauma buffs in the shape of blazing spirit 4

but the issue is m1 spam surge and blaze away purge buffs over shadowed it

[merry flume]

@hard nexus gaming

[stone fern]

gaming?

[merry flume]

ggaming

[fallen forum]

Found an interesting stabber

[spare talon]

Perfect to upgrade then change literally every slot on lmao

[stone fern]

crafting update made us SPOILED

cheers to the one person that ever returned my battle cry

[hard nexus]

uhmmm

in a bit

[frosty herald]

I posted my build and you didnt even respond

How evil

[hushed knoll]

Why are you crying

[frozen kernel]

Queued with Tintin again

[violet hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGZPqr5Nubo Failed to clutch, but after looking at the recording I still have no idea where the one bruiser that downed me came from

[hushed knoll]

What’s wrong with tintin

[frozen kernel]

Gives clad minor brain aneurysms

[stone fern]

i hate this dude

[fleet zealot]

you got bonked by a shooter, i think he was hiding in the reaper

[violet hornet]

yep that's the only place I can think of lol

[hushed knoll]

Me?

[sullen forge]

Cause Clads a baby

[south grove]

Everything

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[violet hornet]

What's odd is I get the reaper to move, walk around it, and there's no sign of a shooter at all until it dies

[paper harness]

Clad sucks and tintin sucks

[south grove]

✅

[hushed knoll]

Babies can’t type

[sullen forge]

True

[weak sail]

Dump Damage or Mobility for the flamer?

[stone fern]

GAA GAA GOOO GOOO

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/973634251369095215/1102396490057519165/phantom_bb_jumpscare.gif

[south grove]

Can you play tonight?

[hushed knoll]

Please never do this again

[stone fern]

I CAN

[south grove]

I'll be back

[hushed knoll]

I should play

[paper harness]

Maybe

[stone fern]

playing op weapons makes u a baby

[south grove]

With a billion microcuts on my hand

[carmine falcon]

ok im a ij thammer believer now
won damnation malestorm while pulling my own weight
Thank you user who gave me the buildi forgot the name

[stone fern]

therefore

[south grove]

Going to be lovely washing my hands (I want to fillet myself)

[median steeple]

S

H

R

[sullen forge]

IJ just giving Thammer raw damage output so it just fucking deletes things

[median steeple]

I

M

P

[sullen forge]

You love to see it

[median steeple]

SHRIMP !

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck is happening

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-activity-shrimp-activity-fish-activity-clam-activity-gif-25683373

[sullen forge]

@median steeple quit spamming 😡

[hushed knoll]

I hate that gif

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/davrin-davrin-dragon-age-davrin-dragon-age-the-veilguard-davrin-dragon-age-veilguard-dragon-age-veilguard-gif-13847676363389632579

my child

[carmine falcon]

that's exactly what happened and it's funny as fuck

[south grove]

I sold all of mine

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-rowley-greg-diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-diary-gif-5418941683983775321

[carmine falcon]

im gonna install the mod that yeets ai 100 meters up the air

[sullen forge]

Super Impact

Set to 40

[carmine falcon]

yessir

[sullen forge]

Profit

[stone fern]

ur aa double baby

[carmine falcon]

gonna send fools flying with my funny hammer

[sullen forge]

Mutant B’ Gone

[carmine falcon]

YEEEEET

[south grove]

Opened vet chat

Read name

Time to hang myself

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tambourine-kid-goku-dragon-ball-namekian-goku-gif-17314258909058853094

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus @rocky nacelle

[light badge]

Why did Nurgle make his beasts have a giant glowing weakspot? Is he stupid?

[sullen forge]

Loaded and Recovered

I’m just saying

You’re throwing if you use anything else

[paper harness]

I’ll stay awake

[lean cairn]

i hate special spam so much

[merry flume]

man with flamer gets flamered

[light badge]

Your toughness bar

[acoustic dune]

scorch earth tactic

[acoustic dune]

IS THAT METH?

JESSE

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-meme-walter-white-meme-breaking-bad-memes-walter-white-jesse-lee-peterson-gif-25512374

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/toenails-toe-nail-clip-nails-spa-day-gif-13243376

[light badge]

This is the official image of the freezie pop Wikipedia article btw

[placid fiber]

... I got offered a character that has both 1hp and also giantism <.<

in rogue legacy 2

[frosty herald]

Fuck it we ball

[placid fiber]

I'm pretty sure Sir Benny is going to have a very short life lol

[obsidian prairie]

You have deflect it'll be fine

Probably

[placid fiber]

I haven't actually used deflect before... <.<'

even tho I've played this class a few times

[acoustic dune]

god how i haate playing mordhau

[obsidian prairie]

Deflect is really good

[acoustic dune]

why do i even play it

[obsidian prairie]

You can mash it to stop massive projectile strings

[hard nexus]

whuh

where

[sullen forge]

Cause you're a masochist

[placid fiber]

I mean yeah... I just... forget about my class abilities like... 75% of the time... <.<'

[sullen forge]

thus you put up with the BS that is Mordhau

[hard nexus]

recovered should be innate

[sullen forge]

trolled, its not

[obsidian prairie]

Don't, most are really strong

[hard nexus]

thats

stupid

[sullen forge]

Still Loaded and Recovered

[hard nexus]

and

gay

[acoustic dune]

theres rarely any bullshit so sometime i am fine

but god when there is

[sullen forge]

you're actually throwing if you dont run it

[acoustic dune]

it is truly bullshit

[hard nexus]

yarp

thats a concept though

lol

[sullen forge]

Some guy flicking his camera 180 to hit your head from behind

[frosty herald]

.

[acoustic dune]

no worser

[sullen forge]

true

[placid fiber]

I know... I just... generally put more attention into attacking the enemies and avoiding their attacks than I do in what class skill and magic I have x.x

[acoustic dune]

the drag

i have seen some wack ass drag in my life

its not even funny

a whole ass second

[sullen forge]

Should've just predicted it bud 🤷‍♂️

[tired isle]

what's the best thunder hammer?

[sullen forge]

skissue

[obsidian prairie]

Well its part of learning how to play the game IG, try to use them more often, they are very powerful

[acoustic dune]

its like stopping the sword in midair

[acoustic dune]

its even worse when they know how to truly drag

[hearty nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035582728701231234/1038214243532668989/image0-15-1-1.gif

[placid fiber]

I mean... I just beat the 3rd and 4th estuaries in one of the runs I just did... I beat the 3rd one without getting hit, even. :3

[acoustic dune]

a milisecond before they hit you

they drag

[sullen forge]

Instantaneous death

[frosty herald]

And shes ignoring me again

[acoustic dune]

you cant even block it

[frosty herald]

I should blast this woman away with my powers

[acoustic dune]

i have seen some wack ass sword arc

[obsidian prairie]

so Enoch and Irad

[hearty nebula]

Noob!!!!!!!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-dbz-videl-throw-woman-gif-18603950

[grizzled aspen]

I feel that sometimes.

[sullen forge]

KILL

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-mordhau-drag-gif-4089288950411847771

WTF IS THIS

[placid fiber]

Uh... it was the spell guy and the plant lady x.x

[modern lintel]

me when i get barreled

[sullen forge]

Should've just predicted lil bro

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1304368351233183744/this-is-glorpshit-glorp.gif

[placid fiber]

the plant lady is the one I beat without getting hit <.<'

[sullen forge]

Skissue

[acoustic dune]

yeah

i aint sweating thaat hard

[sullen forge]

(this is the exact reason why I dont touch Mordhau)

[obsidian prairie]

Thats 2nd and 3rd (I don't count the skeletons as estuaries)

[acoustic dune]

thing is i perfer mordhau more then chiv 2

[sullen forge]

Look man I make people mad on battlefield 1

that is enough to make me happy

[acoustic dune]

cause chiv 2 somehow make me angrier

idk how

its just does

[sullen forge]

Furry Gamer Rage

[grizzled aspen]

Battlefield 1 mentioned, the greatest game ever made.

[modern lintel]

in chiv1 it wouldve done full dmg

[placid fiber]

Ah

[acoustic dune]

in chiv 1 you gonna learn how to barellina

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/i1YHvZmxtSlDBFhZL?invite=cr-MSxZYUEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

Unapologetic Sentry MG main

I take it over the Villar Sentry lmao

[placid fiber]

I also cleared 2 challenge portals with someone who started as a pacifist, after I found a weapon being offered lol @obsidian prairie

[acoustic dune]

funny thing i have battlefield 1

never really touch it

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[carmine falcon]

made some frenchie speedrunners seethe (we won the malestrom damnation)

[acoustic dune]

and i use to play a lot of fps

[carmine falcon]

worst game iver ever played

[grizzled aspen]

Turn off your hud when you play bf1.

[carmine falcon]

bros were just speeding while shrouding

[grizzled aspen]

It's a true cinematic experience.

[carmine falcon]

ignoring the game entirely

[sullen forge]

"i lvoe france"

[carmine falcon]

mass binging elevator

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[acoustic dune]

so one said shut up

[carmine falcon]

they probably blocked me both

[acoustic dune]

and the same guy said smth

idk what

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/i1dANxGhmWoiVk8dS?invite=cr-MSw0OHAsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

I fucking love it when I have another Sentry backing me up

[acoustic dune]

smth about slow

[grizzled aspen]

French people try not to be fucking insufferable (impossible challenge)

[carmine falcon]

the other guy said me and the other random are the worst and were lagging behind (we were playing the game)

[sullen forge]

our team had me as the MG and a Villar Sentry

we made it HELL

on that Hillside

[acoustic dune]

what are you french?

[carmine falcon]

google transalte

translate

[acoustic dune]

yeah sure bud

i bet you live in paris

[carmine falcon]

im arab

[grizzled aspen]

My favorite special kit is the tank hunter because the rounds have no damage falloff and kill on torso shots so I can hunt snipers across the map with ironsights.

[acoustic dune]

i bet you live in paris

[grizzled aspen]

Also, empires edge gets a tank hunter kit, and you can hunt planes with it.

[carmine falcon]

hell nah

i live in glorious istanbul (get me out of here)

[sullen forge]

Sentry MG, though I've sniped plane mains out of their stupid fucking wooden planes with Tank Hunter LMAO

[acoustic dune]

get the song

[carmine falcon]

what song

[grizzled aspen]

It pisses people off unbelievably bad when a tank hunter round punches through their shitty bomber that they keep dragging through one of the points.

[acoustic dune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/63vL5oxWrlvaJ0ayNaQnbX?si=49be569d24094a88

this song

[fleet zealot]

so cute

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2fltqbAdZsuThO?invite=cr-MSxYclQsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

I made someone so upset

with the sentry kit

[hard nexus]

mk3 evis makes me sad, this is h1 on an unmodified evis

lol

[sullen forge]

they turned their scripts on

[carmine falcon]

the title

[sullen forge]

I went 23/0

[acoustic dune]

i wish enlisted was this good

[carmine falcon]

gonna send this to my greek friend

[grizzled aspen]

I've genuinely had people drop everything and rage hunt me for killing them with the tankgewher.

[paper harness]

Owned

[acoustic dune]

i dont get the ref

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-goku-angry-meme-your-final-warning-your-final-warning-goku-goku-prowler-gif-2326114511751101898

[carmine falcon]

turks call it istanbul
greeks call it constantinople
They fight over the name

[acoustic dune]

ah

[carmine falcon]

funny stuff

[topaz vapor]

constantinople sounds way cooler

[acoustic dune]

nice

[acoustic dune]

greek spotted

[topaz vapor]

i'm neither

it just sounds dope

[acoustic dune]

yeah sure

spy

[topaz vapor]

🇬🇷

[carmine falcon]

greek names do be cool

[topaz vapor]

agreed

[carmine falcon]

gonna change me defult name n the game to some funny greek inspired one but make it 40k

[hard nexus]

@spare talon mk3 has
8 cleave on h1
9 cleave on revved h1 (saws 10th hitmass)
8 cleave on PA
7 cleave on L2 and L3

this is with 80% cleave

[acoustic dune]

god if the greek empire stayed instead of the roman

[topaz vapor]

god i wish greece was real

[acoustic dune]

instead of ceasar salad we will have [greek emperor] salad

[south grove]

God no

Gooner paradise

[hard nexus]

why are u tutorial lad

[grizzled aspen]

Man, all that cleave on those lights, but you can still only hurt 4 targets.

[south grove]

Hard stuck in tutorial

[hard nexus]

yeah lmfao

despair

[south grove]

That's why

[hard nexus]

deesspaaairrr

[paper harness]

He will be tutorial until he is good

[hard nexus]

DESPAIR

although i still think cleave blessing is good on mk3 evis

[grizzled aspen]

Chat, what the hell does wallahi mean?

[topaz vapor]

i think it means "on god no cap"

[topaz vapor]

maybe not the "no cap" part

[hard nexus]

its arabic

[grizzled aspen]

I see.

[hard nexus]

i shmee

[lean cairn]

i think i counted 6

[hard nexus]

wallahi im finished

[acoustic dune]

wait

arent greek know for the twink?

or was it another country

[grizzled aspen]

Athenians, yes.

[lean cairn]

is it just something about this area or something

[grizzled aspen]

Like Athens, Greece.

[sullen forge]

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/2eWqhUly8A0A1O?invite=cr-MSx5RDEsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

@acoustic dune Never calling this game bad for dumb shit like this

https://medal.tv/games/battlefield-1/clips/i11ePPYnYtK4HZBW8?invite=cr-MSxYQ0QsMTA3NDAxNTczLA

[lean cairn]

i died in like 1/4 of a second

[grizzled aspen]

Shotgunner skill issue.

[paper harness]

Please dodge slide

[grizzled aspen]

^

[lean cairn]

no

[acoustic dune]

i was gonna joke and greek yogurt being smth about boy milk

[paper harness]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

Sliding will save you so much damage.

[acoustic dune]

so in this case

athen's yogurt

[jagged cradle]

I think I’ll just fall asleep

[sullen forge]

We'd both chastise you

[grizzled aspen]

Im going to fucking kill you.

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/free-thinkers-gif-21500382

[acoustic dune]

dont worry ill get a white elephant gift for that joke

[grizzled aspen]

I am actually going to turn into an ogryn and beat you into a fine paste.

[sullen forge]

The fuck does that mean

[acoustic dune]

oh so

[obsidian prairie]

Just Leave™️

[grizzled aspen]

It's an Indian thing that's basically a giant fuck you, iirc.

[paper harness]

Can we ban Knify

[sullen forge]

ban him for being a furry

[grizzled aspen]

You can't get rid of the elephant, and taking care of it is really hard, especially white elephants.

[jagged cradle]

What did knify do?

[hard nexus]

the mk3 evis on the breakpoint calculator

[grizzled aspen]

Too saucy for the chat.

[hard nexus]

its actually wrong about the PA cleave

[paper harness]

Gooner

[jagged cradle]

…??

[topaz vapor]

an upper decker is a white elephant

[acoustic dune]

sexo joke

[sullen forge]

Gooner joke!

YUCKY!!!!

[spare talon]

Absolutely cooked

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-never-goon-goon-cigarette-bad-ass-gif-5598618633103076947

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/never-goon-goon-minion-never-goon-minion-gif-5467301625900076416

[jagged cradle]

I couldn’t have seen that one coming

[light badge]

gamers, what is harder?
auric heresy or standard damnation?

[topaz vapor]

minions are canon gooners tho

[hard nexus]

:(

:((((

:((((((((

[paper harness]

Standard damnation

[sullen forge]

killing the environment for this btw

lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Athens, Greece, is known for producing effeminate men, and he made a Greek yogurt = boy milk joke.

[acoustic dune]

ok thats wrong

[south grove]

He's a certified gooner

[spare talon]

That's in regards to your original statement btw

[topaz vapor]

nuh uh

[south grove]

Art student

[spare talon]

Normally that's fine

[acoustic dune]

fuck you are right

[hard nexus]

about bringing mk3 into havoc? yeah

[acoustic dune]

they goon maxing

[hard nexus]

the issue isnt cleave

its the fact

theres fucking

TARGET CAPS
!

!!!

!

!

!

!

OAIWTBOAWIUET*UAWIOEbt

[south grove]

This cannae be

[hard nexus]

ahem...

[jagged cradle]

Hahaha

[hard nexus]

sorry about that guys

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/heya-goon-squad-hi-hello-gamers-gif-16537250240134436018

[sullen forge]

@hard nexus Stop spamming!!! 😠

[spare talon]

[hard nexus]

kys

[sullen forge]

Clipped

[grizzled aspen]

Do you need a cookie after that?

[hard nexus]

:(

[sullen forge]

sent to a warden

banned

[hard nexus]

no actually im really full

i had a really big dinner

[paper harness]

They are all online

[hard nexus]

/lunch

[paper harness]

Scary

[grizzled aspen]

Have a cookie anyway.

[paper harness]

Hide chat

[topaz vapor]

surely you have room for a cookie

[sullen forge]

:((

[hard nexus]

i will explode

[grizzled aspen]

Then explode.

[hard nexus]

i had a beef wagyu fried rice

[grizzled aspen]

Eat the cookie.

[hard nexus]

thing

it was

a lot

[jagged cradle]

Ew inflation

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-sesh-goon-sesh-nosferatu-bossome-indsutries-gif-3506060038482061579

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[grizzled aspen]

Wallahi I'm finished.

[sullen forge]

Im actually going to start bullying you for being a furry

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/goon-goon-sesh-mike-ermantraut-breaking-bad-gif-15296391530287311065

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-edited-message-cat-eating-watermelon-gif-12651679745378723106

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-tf2-tf2spy-spytf2-gif-19270816

[acoustic dune]

you arleady bully me so

eh yeah

[hard nexus]

@merry flume

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/feral-izzy-total-drama-rabid-pizza-gif-13864562953540433993

[sullen forge]

It will only continue

[hard nexus]

gaming!

[topaz vapor]

furries aren't real

[south grove]

Beautiful outdoors

[hard nexus]

GAMING @merry flume !

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-dance-drop-it-like-its-hot-gif-23572373

[topaz vapor]

they're government plants

[south grove]

Too bad I am returning to darktide today

[jagged cradle]

Tin when are you back I’m bored playing pubs

[acoustic dune]

so nothing out of schedule ?

[light badge]

finally, meow gaming

[south grove]

I never knew

[hard nexus]

@spare talon btw those are all with 80% cleave

[south grove]

2 hours

[hard nexus]

those numbers

[sullen forge]

Basically

[south grove]

You can bully me then

[acoustic dune]

good i needed to peak someone window anyhow

[fleet zealot]

I thought plants were opportunistic anarchists

No wait that’s possums

[delicate shadow]

you telling me a beef wagyu fried this rice

[hard nexus]

you're telling me a skibidi was in this toilet

[paper harness]

he will not be playing

[topaz vapor]

pretty sure all they do is absorb sun and stay still

[acoustic dune]

why beef wagyu in fried rice

[paper harness]

high shock duos

[acoustic dune]

fucking why

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/but-here's-the-bonker-cat-cats-gif-9605311362034498706

[south grove]

No but a crab did

[delicate shadow]

wagyu gonna do about it tho

[violet hornet]

is that a crab's ass crack?

[topaz vapor]

that's hot

[acoustic dune]

have a beef

[topaz vapor]

does that make me a furry

hmm

[south grove]

That's its face???

[acoustic dune]

depend

[topaz vapor]

a shelly

i am a shelly

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/armstrong-armstrong-handshake-gif-24880361

[hard nexus]

i need to make this but

sister

[hard nexus]

and add a little bow

but i am also

lazy...

[south grove]

I might not hate coleslaw

[light badge]

heresy maelstrom on board

pog

pog

pog

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-senator-armstrong-steven-armstrong-gif-24964578

[jagged cradle]

Why’s that

[topaz vapor]

coleslaw is amazing

[hard nexus]

why r you pogging for that

[south grove]

Might be turning into a white person

[topaz vapor]

welcome to the team

[light badge]

I WANNA WATCH THE CREATURES

[acoustic dune]

you speak like you aint white arleady

[hard nexus]

that is a good idea

[delicate shadow]

cole slaw

[hard nexus]

i will go into it

and spectate

[south grove]

He's gonna subject me to no stam curios duo

[obsidian prairie]

Oh you poor fucking soul

[light badge]

I also

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/178950351372681218/911524293278588968/1637169419563685298.gif

[light badge]

do not feel like playing the game

[topaz vapor]

next try some unseasoned chicken

[light badge]

but instead rp'ing as my psyker

[topaz vapor]

i love it

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/knee-surgery-meme-funny-blue-grinch-grinch-gif-11694638580500540701

[jagged cradle]

Damn you dorn who am I gonna play with now

[topaz vapor]

❗ ❗

[grizzled aspen]

open chat
Warden is here
"cole slaw"

[south grove]

Frog

[jagged cradle]

Ewwww

[grizzled aspen]

What did I do...

[south grove]

Coleslaw in this restaurant ain't bad

[south grove]

Wednesday

[jagged cradle]

Idk but you’re frog

[south grove]

[jagged cradle]

What haven’t you done

[grizzled aspen]

You know each time you hit me with this it hurts less and less, right?

[south grove]

Listening to nightsider until I go insane

[grizzled aspen]

Eventually it'll lose its effect entirely.

[hearty nebula]

shut up frog

[grizzled aspen]

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-here-wednesday-my-dudes-its-wednesday-my-dudes-gif-9989224

[south grove]

I'll engineer a second scenario before then

[grizzled aspen]

I didn't know it was "hate frog" Sunday...

[south grove]

It shall be named sunday

[hearty nebula]

its hate frog every day

coz ur bumpy weird

[grizzled aspen]

:(

I didn't even do anything to deserve this.

[south grove]

She'll accidentally block you and never find out

[acoustic dune]

smth smth eating frog eggs

[south grove]

And forget about you

[topaz vapor]

is it okay to eat frog legs?

[south grove]

Yes

[grizzled aspen]

Please don't wish this upon me.

[hearty nebula]

yes

[south grove]

They taste like wet chicken

[jagged cradle]

Do you have to play with dorn

[topaz vapor]

:D

[south grove]

Yes

I have to improve

This cannae continue

[south grove]

Many men

[hearty nebula]

no way... play with dorn??? he's a noob....

[jagged cradle]

Me being better than you?

[acoustic dune]

the french do it

[south grove]

Many many men

[acoustic dune]

so yeah

[south grove]

Frog