zealot-class

[acoustic dune]

invite me to a e date

[heavy arch]

i mean wider lore

[obsidian ore]

I had a eureka idea just now, need to tet

test*

[visual stream]

Psyker is the most likely I think, then ogryn, then zealot, then veteran

[obsidian ore]

I'll message you later

[visual stream]

(I think)

Take that with a grain of salt

A lot of factors to consider

[south grove]

I wanted to listen in...

It's okay

[jagged cradle]

I might talk later

[jagged cradle]

I just take time to warm up

[south grove]

Burger took the 4th slot

I can't join

[acoustic dune]

damn i wanna be the 4th wheel aswell

[jagged cradle]

You could just be in vc if you’d like

[south grove]

Can't

ST VCS only have four slots

[jagged cradle]

Oh I see

[light badge]

holy based

[south grove]

Wrkng

Wrong

[jagged cradle]

@paper harness no

[south grove]

feed them corpse starch

[jagged cradle]

Yap yap yap

[south grove]

Kill kill kill

[light badge]

red curio mission reward!

[south grove]

Die

[light badge]

look inside

:

[jagged cradle]

Impossible

[south grove]

Barrel dorn

Wait no you're too nice

Ughhj

[south grove]

Nice curios

Clad would love it

Red wounds are rare

[light badge]

aren't all wound curios red?

[south grove]

No

You can get a 300 wound curios

I'm talking 400+

[light badge]

huh

neat

[south grove]

@paper harness SP1 is open

Let me in

[paper harness]

no

[south grove]

I wanna listen in

Bored rn

Literally just hauling boxes

[grizzled aspen]

@acoustic dune this is what qq quell cancel macro looks like.

It's more apparent in the second clip.

The rate of fire is unbelievably fast.

[south grove]

I have a billion microcuts on my hand

[lean cairn]

whats the difference between this and a normal macro

[ornate bone]

2 wounds

[acoustic dune]

oh wtf

[frosty herald]

a normal macro would make you explode within a second

[grizzled aspen]

This turns off the delay between lmb attacks, resulting in an infinitely faster attack speed, and it makes you unable to pop.

[south grove]

I love working with non-sterilised environments

[grizzled aspen]

It's also considered cheating by fatshark, afaik.

[south grove]

MY HANDS ARE BURNING

[light badge]

god I wish

[grizzled aspen]

If your macro is something as simple as just holding lmb so you dont give yourself carpal tunnel, they don't care, but complex inputs are a no-no.

[frosty herald]

a naked player openly using such exploits is certainly something

[lean cairn]

doesnt a normal macro remove the delay

[grizzled aspen]

You can see this with the keep swinging mod and full auto mod.

[south grove]

No

[grizzled aspen]

I know exactly who it is, too, it's the guy that made the decode helper mod.

[south grove]

A regular macro can only perform things a regular humans can

[frosty herald]

you physically cannot fire that fast and quell

[south grove]

Well ofc barring perfect charging on charging weapons

[frosty herald]

this is the same reason why l1 block cancel macros were banned

because you would spam l1 inhumanly fast

[hard nexus]

one tintillion

[south grove]

You can charge perfectly and immediately fire

No delay

[south grove]

I'm gonna hurt so much playing darktide tommorow

Pressing keyboards with these fingers

[grizzled aspen]

You can just qq cancel your l1 attacks by hand, though.

Not that difficult.

[south grove]

[frosty herald]

thats true

but its slower than a macro

[grizzled aspen]

I do it all the time when playing psyker.

Deimos l1 is great for deleting the stray chaff that trauma misses.

And it lets me stack up a little bit of uncanny to drop another nuclear warp bomb on some poor heretics.

[jagged cradle]

I’m not that nice

[lean cairn]

so it's just left click attack -> q -> q -> quell -> left click?

[frigid sphinx]

anyone down to help a fellow zealot get the just a flesh wound penance?

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not telling you how to do the quell cancel macro.

[obsidian ore]

You can get the same speed but it will be tiring for your fingers, it is the same reason why I use a macro instead of changing keybinds

[south grove]

So you're nice only to me???

[obsidian ore]

but here's how you do it

[hard nexus]

u should dip ur hands in lemon juice

[jagged cradle]

You’re feeble so yeah

[grizzled aspen]

What I'm referring to there is just swapping weapons back and forth to melee and poking heads.

[south grove]

Awww

[obsidian ore]

bind m1 into primary fire and m2 into reload

[south grove]

That's nice of you

Ty

[obsidian ore]

click both of them at the same time, and click fast

you'll get the macro speeds

[hard nexus]

LOL

[south grove]

I dipped it in red bull already

[lean cairn]

im confused between the macros

[paper harness]

crush the weak

[lean cairn]

qq cancel is for melee?

[south grove]

There's nothing worse I can do to it

[grizzled aspen]

So basically, your weapon swap button, by default, is q.

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/conductor-we-have-a-problem-cat-cute-funny-gif-17168115721186324165

[grizzled aspen]

Pressing q twice swaps to your other weapon and back to the one you want.

[lean cairn]

yeah

[south grove]

Can we start duoing next week

[grizzled aspen]

So you can qq your melee and do an l1.

[hard nexus]

no

[south grove]

I can't stand being bullied like this daily

[lean cairn]

fatshark have really hit it out of the park by adding a load of crashes to my game where there were previously none

[jagged cradle]

I’m pretty feeble too so yeah :3

[grizzled aspen]

As for quell cancel, I will not be sharing, because I don't know if it'll get me banned and I am not risking the chance of adding more qq quell cancel macro users to this godforsaken game.

[obsidian ore]

so you dont need to do a quell cancel macro, as only changing the keybinds allow you to reach that speed

I have already shared it in case someone is interested

[south grove]

I need to improve and it's gonna hurt

[lean cairn]

oh i've seen that

[lean cairn]

quell cancelling is easy though

[south grove]

This cannae continue

I can stand cica and para

[hard nexus]

i cannae die with my work undone!

[grizzled aspen]

My phone is dead so uhh "LIVE TINTIN REACTION."

[hard nexus]

kindred, shield me with your flesh!

[south grove]

But add wire, frog, meow, and dorn's friends

[paper harness]

you are better than frog

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn, explode.

[frigid sphinx]

anyone down to do a jsut a flesh wound run?

[south grove]

I don't think so

[grizzled aspen]

Go check the vox lfg channels, you'll find people there to help you.

[lean cairn]

sure

[south grove]

Frog outperforms me 80% of the times

[frigid sphinx]

tysm

[grizzled aspen]

The other 20% is when I die or get disabled by bs.

[south grove]

Only time I have an advantage is on NAW

[hard nexus]

wha

[grizzled aspen]

In which case it forces tintin to clutch.

[lean cairn]

join my game and when it starts let a special take you down to less than 50% hp

[grizzled aspen]

Like that one gloriana match where I obliterated a burgle that vored him with my bolter and then immediately died.

[lean cairn]

then we wait for like 10 mins doing nothing then obliterate the twins

[south grove]

Fails 50% of the time

I make stupid decisions

[jagged cradle]

@copper hawk don’t mention fh

[grizzled aspen]

That's because you panic.

Deep breaths and spacing lil bro.

[south grove]

I have zero video game skills

I can only play Tetris competently

[grizzled aspen]

I am confident when I say that knife is making you worse at the game with your coke build.

[sterile basalt]

Did u fix ur wifi

[grizzled aspen]

Gotta switch to other things to get better.

[south grove]

No more knife

[south grove]

Yes

I sold all my knives

[lean cairn]

your fatshark code is 1 number too short

[south grove]

No more for another 500 hours

[sterile basalt]

Why

[frigid sphinx]

hold on i'm grabbing it st6

[grizzled aspen]

Crutch.

[frosty herald]

tintin needed to lock in

[south grove]

It enables my bad behaviours

[grizzled aspen]

He relies far to heavily on the mobility and it's making him worse.

[south grove]

I run away with it

Too skittish

[sterile basalt]

Oh uh

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I don't think running away is the bad part.

[sterile basalt]

What melee are u going for then

[south grove]

Shovel

[frosty herald]

i have a tank build with crucis and it has made me far far more reckless

[grizzled aspen]

I'm just saying you get away with a lot of shit you otherwise wouldn't.

[sterile basalt]

What gun

[south grove]

I agree

[frosty herald]

i will actively run into crusher hordes now

[south grove]

Still Assault shotgun

I like it a lot

[sterile basalt]

Why shovel tho

[paper harness]

get on zealot

[south grove]

I like manstopper tho

I will probably swap to zealot for a while

VoC is also a crutch

[frigid sphinx]

6052592338

[south grove]

It babies me too much

[proud rose]

as i told you in our game when you immediately started accusing me of cheating right off the bat, i manually quell cancel

[sterile basalt]

My honest recommendation is heavy sword + Boltgun if u want to trial by fire

[paper harness]

sex with default

[south grove]

He has been summoned

Hi

[proud rose]

you were super hostile man the entire game and kept saying "enjoy your vacation kid" and "you're going to be banned"

[proud rose]

hi 👋

[south grove]

I have zero teammate awareness tbh

They could be flying and spamming plasma at 40k rpm and I wouldn't notice

I only notice when I die to their mistakes

[frosty herald]

crucis is a good weapon to learn fundamentals with

quite slow and has a low dodge range

[obsidian prairie]

Not in vet

Chaxe would be the equivalent

[south grove]

I'm thinking dclaw and inf auto

On zealot

[obsidian prairie]

Slow as shit and high commitment

[south grove]

Agrip mk1

[south grove]

Use power sword without SP

[harsh quartz]

which autogun do I want

[light badge]

where do I use my last point?

deimos/laspistol

[south grove]

Vraks 5

[harsh quartz]

idk which one that is though

[sterile basalt]

Tbh
I only noticed what u were doing when u went down in the games we played

[south grove]

Nvm I misread it

Sorry

[south grove]

Infantry auto

[harsh quartz]

alright ty

[sterile basalt]

I think

[south grove]

I couldn't play that weekend

It goes into desync every 20 seconds

[cerulean moth]

Farts cutely

[obsidian prairie]

I what do you mean sp

[sterile basalt]

Ya wifi/server problems

[cerulean moth]

Hey everyone

[south grove]

And then I either go down or DC

[gusty orbit]

i think the fast dodges are way better, i've never felt the need for that extra distance, the real fundamentals with hammer is that it kinda plays like a vermintide weapon, being a copypasta of the 2h hammer there, you gotta know how to time your attacks, a better weapon to learn melee in darktide would be a chainsword or a combat axe which can be just spammed kinda without thinking

[south grove]

Special Action

[obsidian prairie]

That’s SA

[frosty herald]

oh no

[cerulean moth]

Do not appriviate that

[frosty herald]

im talking about learning the game's fundamentals

[south grove]

I use path's terms in his book

[frosty herald]

not specifically the hammer

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I just woke up

[cerulean moth]

Go back to bed

U earned it

[south grove]

Feeling like who???

[obsidian prairie]

Nobody

Or like shit

Pick one

[south grove]

Wake up in the morning feeling like who??

[cerulean moth]

I feel like ME

[south grove]

I feel like a child

Wow

No one knows about that song?

Would playing VT2 improve my darktide skills

I have it in my library but I only have 3 hours in it

[bitter anvil]

vt2 is a melee based

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[south grove]

Isn't darktide melee based as well

[obsidian prairie]

No guns and few 5 dodge melees

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-spongebob-ice-cream-truck-spongebon-crashed-spongebob-hold-on-gif-11022216984171137175

[bitter anvil]

is mixed

[obsidian prairie]

Well guns

But few clear weapons

[subtle cedar]

eeeh

[south grove]

You still mainly kill with melee no?

[subtle cedar]

you have different priorities in VT2 melee

[obsidian prairie]

Most guns have like 16-30 shots

[subtle cedar]

dodge and shoves are weaker in VT2

[south grove]

I don't like VT2 UI tho

[subtle cedar]

and blocking is more important

[south grove]

Is there a mod for that

[gusty orbit]

maybe? they play differently enough and melee isn't the same in vt, blocking is op, and pushing is fundamental in melee, while in darktide it's just losing dps

[subtle cedar]

pushing is waaaaay weaker in VT2

[gusty orbit]

it isn't, that's way above question

[subtle cedar]

well, does sorta depend on the weapon

[gusty orbit]

you gotta push with most weapons to create space with the horde or you're gonna get hit for sure

[subtle cedar]

stuff like the chainaxe in DT has some insane pushes

hmmm, i think they're pretty necessary in both games

[hushed knoll]

Hello ice cream sundae frog

[gusty orbit]

i never feel the need to push in dt since most weapons have way more than enough cleave, maybe as veteran idk, as zealot i dont push

[south grove]

Frog disappeared after default showed up

[subtle cedar]

i feel like many weapons weaving in pushing as crowd control is definitely adviseable to avoid the occaisional enemy getting lucky through your swings

[hushed knoll]

what

[south grove]

They had a beef or smth

[subtle cedar]

especially in mixed hordes where elites can sometimes eat your cleave

[south grove]

About QQ macro or manual QQ

[hushed knoll]

I'm confused

[subtle cedar]

Chaxe mk...4? and Taxe2 & 7 very much like to weave in pushes for their CC. Ironhelm did too but it's not used anymore, mk3 evis does as well

[fleet zealot]

imo

only with like, the slowest of unsafe weapons

and weapons with good PAs

[subtle cedar]

but also with how ranged enemies can keep you from having your toughness topped off in general taking a stray hit here and there is more of an issue

[fleet zealot]

bother pushing

[subtle cedar]

yeah

[fleet zealot]

chaxe mk4 def would just go full PA

chaxe 12 would never pa to make space

[subtle cedar]

if your push attack is gonna go into a single target it's not really worth it

i think push attacks were definitely more of a feature in VT2's combo strings

[light badge]

could someone remind me what error 2014 is?

trying to troubleshoot and fatshark's numbers are of no help

[subtle cedar]

but i would hesitate to say they're more relevant or powerful

[paper harness]

WEAK

[subtle cedar]

chaxe pushes can straight up send 10 horde dudes on their ass

[hard nexus]

it’s the rawr xD code

[subtle cedar]

with power stacking

[light badge]

?

[hard nexus]

reference to 2014 scene

scenemo

[light badge]

meow please be normal, for five minutes

[violet hornet]

It's called error 2014 because fatshark has left it in the game engine for 10 years

[subtle cedar]

https://support.fatshark.se/hc/en-us/articles/15604389552157-Error-Code-2014

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-alex-emo-boy-emo-boys-scene-gif-52805560949691519

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

[south grove]

Does no one panic in video games?

[hard nexus]

yall can’t handle my wolpgirl swag

[south grove]

Feels like it's a me only thing

[obsidian ore]

impossible task

[south grove]

No one else seems to run away on specialists

[obsidian ore]

I'm desensitized unfortunately in darktide

[paper harness]

you are playing zealot exclusive

delete tintin

[proud rose]

many such cases man 😅

[obsidian ore]

I only feel something when I go solo hard content

or pull off a cool clutch

[south grove]

I won't delete him but I'll stop playing him

[proud rose]

hamdolsun is NUMB to the 'tide!

[south grove]

I'm not gonna delete him bc he's me

[obsidian ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU

[gusty orbit]

that's because chain axes have the power stacking, in vt pushes are kinda the same, you don't sit down enemies but the stagger is enough, usually like 10 chaos grunts and 20 or so skaven chaff, i'd say it's way more of a gimmick in dt given how the gameplay tends to be more frenetic, and while you push you could've just swung that weapon twice and killed whatever is in front, that's not to say push is useless, just way less relevant, coming from a dt first perspective and then i sunk 400 hours in vt

[sterile basalt]

U can’t rly beat the shit out of them if you don’t move towards them

[lean cairn]

@proud rose could you send me the rolling steel autohack mod please i have 29 more solos to do

[south grove]

I like to hide in areas I'm comfortable taking them on in

[paper harness]

Tintin your core problem is you failed to learn the basics

9 stam ruined you

[south grove]

I agree

[obsidian ore]

oh you're approaching me? instead of running away you are coming right to me?

[sterile basalt]

Play with 0 stamina curios

[south grove]

Stamina definitely ruined me

[south grove]

I need at least one for tac axe

[jagged cradle]

Smh

[paper harness]

No

[south grove]

Fine

[paper harness]

No stamina curios

[south grove]

Time to shelf them

[proud rose]

sadly I don't have that 😭 it's a tough minigame to mod

[paper harness]

You push forward when you shouldn’t because you have that available

[lean cairn]

dorn lied...

[copper hawk]

thanks 4 the games @green yacht @paper harness @jagged cradle

[south grove]

[copper hawk]

[jagged cradle]

Ily too

[paper harness]

You abandoning me??

[sterile basalt]

Nah u don’t

[wind dagger]

not any faster than just playing darktide would

[copper hawk]

i'm playin w my grub

soooorrgy !

[south grove]

True

[south grove]

Shhhh

[paper harness]

Aren’t you grubless

[lean cairn]

guy who uses an aim trainer for darktide

[copper hawk]

troo

[south grove]

I'll get back at you

[copper hawk]

i'm playin w my grub to be

[sterile basalt]

I don’t think u need +stamina outside of knife

[copper hawk]

oh yah i was yappin but

2 finish a thought

ur grub hive is a mafia

[south grove]

Never thought about it that way

[copper hawk]

i said all the ppl u talk to in SP1 r ppl who aren't made grubs yet

[sterile basalt]

Because most weapons don’t need to do more than 3 consecutive pushes

[south grove]

Ty for telling me

[wind dagger]

actually it would probably make you worse at darktide because what kills you in dt is usually positioning or a difficulty spike and you can position yourself way differently in v2

assuming we're talking about like duos or solos

[paper harness]

Not all of the grubs are truly made

[remote lark]

who triple ping me

[paper harness]

Hi bottom

[south grove]

👋

[subtle cedar]

honestly idk, just different takes at this point. i found pushes largely just did a small interrupt on some horde enemies in VT2 and while it might get you the time to restart your combo or be a contributing part of your horde control combo, they aren't like in DT where pushes could allow you to go into a charged heavy with something running thrust

[modern lintel]

grubtide

[jagged cradle]

Also you’re free to criticize me btw

[abstract berry]

brothers, which blessings do we like for Crusher? getting back into the game since before the big update

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1304818151946719242/image.png?ex=6730c619&is=672f7499&hm=8db6a114a2968cbe235a50b9995c2491abd696392c4155322dc3fab0238cbd62&

i hate this guy

he says rashad isn't mindless

[obsidian prairie]

Skullcrusher slaughterer

[paper harness]

I didn’t pay attention ngl

[plush estuary]

@paper harness deploy the vodka stickers

[south grove]

Wire plays better than me

[remote lark]

grr

[jagged cradle]

For the best

[jagged cradle]

Don’t lie

[remote lark]

[south grove]

He just brings the wrong gear sometimes

[south grove]

It's true

[jagged cradle]

Not at all lmao

[remote lark]

vodkas a little special it seems

[south grove]

I fucking die 70% of missions

[proud rose]

lets just say that even if i DID have that, it would have to be kept private 😅

[remote lark]

anyway i have some training to do ill be back later

[south grove]

You don't

[remote lark]

byebye zealot chat

[copper hawk]

bye bye meowlice

[remote lark]

..

[paper harness]

He’s promoted

[modern lintel]

battle of the pink names yapology

[paper harness]

He’s heresy boy

[wind dagger]

is beacon of purity good for the new modifier

[south grove]

I'm tutorial lad

Hi

[remote lark]

meowlice

ok bye

[lean cairn]

just for me?

[paper harness]

Dig around the code

[lean cairn]

i'll submit to a full inspection of my pc to make sure i deleted it

[paper harness]

You can emote in game

[jagged cradle]

Because you’re messing around or having some kind of issue you’re definitely the better player

[south grove]

Wrong

Ask anyone I play with

[paper harness]

Tintin has fundamentally not learned the basics

[vague depot]

Tintin is actively fighting his computer every time he launches darktide

[south grove]

I'm only good bc my builds are all copied off people

[sterile basalt]

I think u need to stop trying to put urself in bad situations because I legit only notice what ur doing when you have a red ! above your character

[south grove]

There is zero skills involved

[modern lintel]

almost a single cell organism still

[jagged cradle]

Tintin I’m on console and have less hours there’s no way I’m the better player

[paper harness]

You are

[vague depot]

I’m starting to really enjoy the crusher

[paper harness]

[south grove]

I have 1k hours now

I am still garbage

It's not true

[jagged cradle]

Seriously??

[paper harness]

Yeah

[subtle cedar]

is good weapon

[south grove]

Yea

Why would I lie

[paper harness]

You didn’t put yourself into shit situations every 3 mins

[hushed knoll]

Oh I see Dorn is here

[paper harness]

Hi

[south grove]

Every minute

[hushed knoll]

Dorn is scary

[south grove]

Not 3

[paper harness]

True

[jagged cradle]

It’s hard to take compliments

[south grove]

I just barely scrape by without people noticing

[copper hawk]

@paper harness r u joining us

[paper harness]

Gimme a min

[south grove]

If I don't die the first time I'll die the second

[jagged cradle]

I’m not a good player by any means I only have 700 hours

[south grove]

This is my first true FPS but other than that I have no excuse

[south grove]

I probably only have 600 true hours

[sterile basalt]

I’m pretty bad at this game too, I think you’re picking bad fights to start with and end up getting fucked over by specialists / elites

[south grove]

I sleep w/ darktide on sometimes

Just forgot to turn it off

[sterile basalt]

When normally you want to put urself in a good position to not tunnel vision

[jagged cradle]

Same tbh I open dt then get cozy in bed

[south grove]

I fall asleep mid builds

I'm not kidding

[hushed knoll]

I've been falling asleep watching YouTube videos lately

Unintentionally

[south grove]

So many times I decided to get around to the HHA build that fixes the maniac issue but fall asleep midway

[jagged cradle]

also I hate hha

I’m sorry

[south grove]

Hey

[jagged cradle]

I tried

[wind dagger]

why does nobody bring things for bosses in the new modifer

it's so frustrating

[south grove]

Didn't have to lie

Just say you don't like it

[jagged cradle]

I tried liking it !!

But there’s no redeeming qualities

It’s like you

But worse

[south grove]

Crit headshot interaction

It's the reason I keep going back

[sterile basalt]

It’s prob the best semi auto gun after revolver & Boltgun

[south grove]

DA and headhunter

[copper hawk]

i just beat meow..

in a typing race..

nyaaaahahaha..

[sterile basalt]

Which vigilant auto

[south grove]

I just don't like giving up right tree skills to actually patch up HHA's downsides

[jagged cradle]

Isn’t meow like an office lady or something

[copper hawk]

TROO

[south grove]

III and IX

[hard nexus]

ON A DIFFERENT KEYBOARD

[fleet zealot]

mk3 is just headhunter blessing

[copper hawk]

who challenge me naow..

[hard nexus]

THIS IS NOT MY NORMAL KEYBOARD

[sterile basalt]

Oh uh

[hard nexus]

!!!

[copper hawk]

the grand meowster..

[hard nexus]

grgrgrgrrrrrrrrr

[fleet zealot]

idk how you could get more reliably out of that

[jagged cradle]

Cope !!!

[paper harness]

I will summon a grub if we do not have a fourth

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

[copper hawk]

summon said grub

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif?ex=6730dd75&is=672f8bf5&hm=f2849ad08eb882bd51fb02745c5abfb082f07607efdc77efcf0838319603aed3&

[jagged cradle]

Go on do it dorn

[copper hawk]

or wire u can invade

nvm

despaire..

[lean cairn]

i can play

[jagged cradle]

Next time I will

[grizzled aspen]

Closest I've ever gotten to breaking 1m damage in a pub.

The 1m damage guy was using meta ds4 and boltgun.

I'm using a fucking taxe and the burgle annihilator 9000.

[south grove]

I'll outplay you

Eventyally

[jagged cradle]

You already do imo

[south grove]

When I consistently not die

[grizzled aspen]

Tintin? Consistently not die? Never.

[jagged cradle]

I love playing off meta stuff usually so should be easy

[south grove]

Wednesday

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-change-from-funny-to-despair-gif-6463794131384274133

[south grove]

That doesn't matter

[grizzled aspen]

That word is now just the magic spell that makes frog sad.

[frosty herald]

how do you respond to the response

[grizzled aspen]

I feel sad.

You gain nothing except making me sad by uttering that word.

[jagged cradle]

Should I make a burrito or tacos

[grizzled aspen]

Depends on the filling.

[jagged cradle]

Well that depends on which one I make

[hushed knoll]

Eat it like I do

In a bowl with a fork and knife

[grizzled aspen]

Stan.

I'll see you drawn and quartered.

[visual stream]

Stan.

I'll see you hi'd and hello'd

[grizzled aspen]

Blasphemy upon tacos.

[hushed knoll]

[grizzled aspen]

Just admit you're a giant fool incapable of eating correctly and we can excuse such nonsense.

[hushed knoll]

No

You just need to open your mind

[grizzled aspen]

Brother. You are desecrating food.

[jagged cradle]

That’s just Taco Bell right?

[hushed knoll]

No

[violet hornet]

going for the whole leaf aluminum foil this time instead of shredded?

[hushed knoll]

I made it

[jagged cradle]

Those shells….

[violet hornet]

oh that's a fork?

[south grove]

I like burritos more

And I have never ate a taco in my life

[wind dagger]

what does this even mean

[south grove]

So I can't comment

[jagged cradle]

wtf why???

[wind dagger]

racism

[modern lintel]

we might have to kill you

[jagged cradle]

I just dont like using the best of the best stuff

[wind dagger]

so what do u use

[south grove]

I have never had the opportunity

And I didn't really like going out of my way to try things

Any good taco restaurants?

[modern lintel]

are you like a bubble boy no outside world contact or

[jagged cradle]

No wonder your pancreas is failing you don’t eat good food

[south grove]

I do

[modern lintel]

you do

[south grove]

Just never went out of my way to do things

Should've tho

[jagged cradle]

You still can bozo

[south grove]

Uni gives me freedom

[modern lintel]

dont worry my friend had the news broken to him last night that cream cheese can infact be sweet

[south grove]

Kinda in the middle of a city I don't know

[vernal terrace]

every time I talk in general I leave wanting to eat nails

[south grove]

They can be???

[jagged cradle]

Perfect opportunity

[vernal terrace]

hi zealot chat

[modern lintel]

fates worse then death

[jagged cradle]

Hi hi

[modern lintel]

take a guess at what cheese cakes made of

[obsidian prairie]

Wait did they like, never eat a cinnamon roll?

[frosty herald]

@hard nexus explain

[copper hawk]

i suck lmfao

[hard nexus]

damn yall got mogged and this isnt even my computer

[south grove]

I only leave the premise to buy red bull

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[south grove]

Oh

Yea that checks out

[hard nexus]

explain what? the damage taken?

[frosty herald]

damage dealt

[copper hawk]

tippy typey tippy typey

[paper harness]

i was playing the obj the entire game

[south grove]

I thought you meant sweet dipping cream cheese

[modern lintel]

thats what i was telling him like i was 90% sure hes had creamcheese frosting on something b4 and just not realized

[hard nexus]

i did the most, whyats to explain?

[copper hawk]

i was losing the entire game

[jagged cradle]

That’s your excuse if you do bad ?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-hey-no-stop-dont-do-it-just-calm-down-gif-23823773

[light badge]

this is the best mod ever

[hard nexus]

cope

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus

this was what i was running

[hard nexus]

also that was a really boring game

[south grove]

Instant PTSD

Heard her talking

Clicked off

[modern lintel]

starting to think youv only had a diet of boiled potatoes and wheat bread as a diet your entire life

[paper harness]

you sat killing enemies the entire game

[copper hawk]

wait no

wrong build

[south grove]

No I eat a lot of rich people food

[frosty herald]

i dont think i could outdamage with my bolter

[south grove]

Just never put a thought into what I'm eating

Sorry...

[copper hawk]

THIS was what i was running @hard nexus

[vernal terrace]

why does the commissar outfit we can wear make my vet look like he built like Elon musk

[south grove]

Alr have to go

[frosty herald]

when im playing its a 50/50 split on melee damage and bolter

[vernal terrace]

Dukane give me your clothes rn!!!

[jagged cradle]

Ugh you’re almost hopeless

[south grove]

Download FTD extra

[modern lintel]

im abt to eat a whole roasted onion

[south grove]

Wear dukanes coat

[frosty herald]

you know what this means

[south grove]

I am

[frosty herald]

an autopistol can kill a crusher in 1 shot

[hard nexus]

fs PA only run?

oh

[jagged cradle]

Not quite I can fix you

Be less rich kid

[vague depot]

what is the mod

[jagged cradle]

Lmfao

[vernal terrace]

ye the commissar coat does this to my vet

It’s fucked

[light badge]

cackling trapper mod

[vague depot]

ah

[south grove]

No inheritance

Dw

[light badge]

makes all of their voicelines besides spawn cues into their laughing lines

I love it so much

[vernal terrace]

Forced to be a nepo baby written out of the will

Why bother just take crack tintin /j

[vague depot]

my audio is almost always broken in game so I never could tell

oh yea that reminds me

[south grove]

My sociopathic genius sibling is getting all of it

[vague depot]

i gotta go get spidey sense

[south grove]

Honestly good on her

I need to find a way out of being a nepo baby

[light badge]

I simply just play through the audio breaking

[vernal terrace]

Surely they can like split it

[light badge]

I happens rarely enough for me

[vernal terrace]

And not be assholes to one of their children lol

[south grove]

She's a straight upgrade

[vernal terrace]

I love legacy parenting

[south grove]

There's no reason for me to have anything

[wind dagger]

which mk of the recon is the good one

[vernal terrace]

My legacy that’s all you are to me children!!!!

[paper harness]

quit med school

[frosty herald]

remember

its your duty to hold up generational trauma

[vernal terrace]

Ye that is a sure fire way to get disowned

cause you will no longer be living their plan for you

[south grove]

Why

[vernal terrace]

It’s a wonder more nepo babies don’t go insane and kill a bunch of people

[south grove]

It's a path I got support in

[vernal terrace]

I’m so happy I grew up a rat one step away from being homeless

[south grove]

If I can be a good surgeon then I can support myself

[lean cairn]

last ever lights out mission completed

[hexed igloo]

I'm so glad I didn't turn out like my parents

They were shit enough for me to realize they were shitty parents from a young age lmao

[frosty herald]

the most fun modifier in the game

[lean cairn]

according to reddit

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-heart-heartbroken-throwing-heart-gif-25679665

[vernal terrace]

I like it but I literally can’t play it without a flashlight

[lean cairn]

why are there so many surgeons and doctors in this chat

least educated and brilliant darktide fans

[frosty herald]

you get used to it

ive developed an affinity for it since i generally go towards the glowing enemy eyes

[spare talon]

He thinks this cuz he's married to his mk12 infantry las

[vernal terrace]

I love theeee

[frosty herald]

and ive memorized map layouts to know where to generally go

[vernal terrace]

and actually he is called the mk 9 now

🤓

[frosty herald]

it is ver fucked cause dreg gunners dont have glowing eyes

[spare talon]

Yeah I know you do but I was talking about the gun

[frosty herald]

waiit no im lying

[copper meadow]

whats the dump stat on dueling sword then

[frosty herald]

theres 1 enemy type that does not glow in lights out

[copper meadow]

cleave?

[vernal terrace]

I was playing a match with Chase earlier with the lasgun and executioner stance Cole

And I forgot how much I loved that

Head tapping sim

[paper harness]

You have a condition that is severely limiting

[south grove]

I'm on the transplant list

[hard nexus]

dorn rage quit

lmfao

[vernal terrace]

Plenty of other ways to support yourself and you have said yourself you wanted to do something completely different with life what was that again?

[faint vapor]

just help "source" more parts for the hospital to use so the list moves faster

[south grove]

Tbh not the place to talk about this

Sorry

[vernal terrace]

True

[south grove]

Just here to play darktide

And make friends

Maybe

[paper harness]

I dodged both of those trappers

[south grove]

Idk

[paper harness]

Game said fuck you you missed the second one

[hard nexus]

i dodged 2 of the 3 that got me

[paper harness]

[hard nexus]

and i was on dodge cooldown when the third got me

[obsidian prairie]

I am going to kill this fucker

[vernal terrace]

but if you ever do wanna talk about it ye id be up for it

[frosty herald]

if tintin wants to be a surgeon id say he needs to go for it

[spare talon]

Zealot chat is the perfect place for life advice, I have the most amazing pearls of wisdom to share (ignore that I'm scared of making phone calls)

[frosty herald]

his medical condition is just a temporary setback

[hard nexus]

soon he will be

in

his

perfect form

[frosty herald]

why waste all of those years in med school just to say this isnt for me

[vernal terrace]

The one time I saw you make an actual decision you had the most insane mental breakdown I’ve ever saw

[frosty herald]

he needs to persue his goals

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-gif-16999556429765885038

[spare talon]

[jagged cradle]

I’m here to talk even if you just gotta vent

[fleet zealot]

pearls?

PEARL

PEEARLS

cluthcing engages

[spare talon]

DONT CLUTCH THEM

[fleet zealot]

CLUTCHES THEM

DONT YOU KNOW PS5 Port was announced, and that menas it's time OT CLTUCH THE PARLS

[vernal terrace]

https://fxtwitter.com/jermsanscontext/status/1609394122816733186?s=46&t=mVxAcG3MR_O5KqIuazpjgQ

relevant video I just remembered

[spare talon]

Officers help
They're clutching my pearls against my will

[modern lintel]

whyd it doible send

[spare talon]

Apologize

[modern lintel]

sowwwy :3

[frosty herald]

I will give tintin motivation

[modern lintel]

iv got 3rd degree 8ick now wtf

[vernal terrace]

Cole can you come move my fridge

new one is coming tomorrow and I’m too weak to move this one :(

The new one has wheels :D

[frosty herald]

Smh

[modern lintel]

why would a fridge need wheels

[paper harness]

P sure he can’t move it either

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-gif-22288748

[vernal terrace]

Idk but it has them

[obsidian prairie]

Better question, what wheels could survive a fridge

[vernal terrace]

So you can steal it easier or something

[spare talon]

Wow rude

[modern lintel]

romanian fridge???

[sullen forge]

Probably struggle lifting up a milk jug

[paper harness]

true tho

[vernal terrace]

No unironically I love Romanian people here

[south grove]

I thought I heard a trapper IRL

[vernal terrace]

They make getting rid of old electronics so easy

[south grove]

Might not be okay

[vernal terrace]

so you would normally need to pay to have it taken to the dump

[sullen forge]

Instead of disposing of batteries the way they tell you too

Just eat them

[vernal terrace]

But if you leave it outside for a few hours one of them will come to your door and ask if they can take it

It’s great

[obsidian prairie]

ASS vet

[feral ferry]

best blessing on chainaxe?

[vernal terrace]

I love them

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[modern lintel]

car batteries are actually great for the ocean re energizes the electric eels or something

[real sonnet]

Finally...

The last +21% hp I needed

now is in my hands

[vernal terrace]

although the women who carried a washing machine on her shoulder solo scares me

[modern lintel]

is this what will befall the previous fridge

[vernal terrace]

The strength of Hercules

[spare talon]

Nuh uh I'm an eagle scout which mean I need at least some form of strength

[vernal terrace]

I hope so!!!

[obsidian prairie]

Actually terrifying

[vernal terrace]

tadpole…

[modern lintel]

just put up posters of free fridge in romani and im sure one will take it and move in new one for free

[spare talon]

What

What does that mean

[vernal terrace]

Coles actually a tadpole scout

[frosty herald]

Cole was a boy scout

[spare talon]

That doesn't explain anything

[modern lintel]

phrog

[frosty herald]

Explains why hes such a -

[paper harness]

twink

[frosty herald]

Ive been adviced not to take this joke further

[copper hawk]

SILENCE

[feral ferry]

best blessing on chainaxe for zealot???

[visual stream]

Praying they change this ledge

So cringe

[spare talon]

Oh you're just being an autistic again

[modern lintel]

the twink allegations will continue untill moral improves

[visual stream]

So so cringe

[vernal terrace]

The American scouts we camped with once when they were on a trip here were weird

[paper harness]

WELSHMAN IN VC

[spare talon]

Slaught/ht for mk4
Slaught/ht/thrust for mk12

[wind dagger]

finally getting my dmg taken on matches down to around 100 again

[modern lintel]

[vernal terrace]

:3

[plush estuary]

"Slightly drunk welsh guy looking for help on Zealot penance - just a flesh wound. Strike team 13"

[vernal terrace]

Apparently they named it like that cause Boy Scouts of America tried to sue them lol

[south grove]

This little girl I passed sounded like a scab trapper

[opal star]

did you shoot her out of reflex

[south grove]

No

[spare talon]

Yeah cuz most of em are honestly either incredibly autistic whos parents made them do it or are assholes who heard they could fuck around with barely any adult supervision

[south grove]

But I panicked

[frosty herald]

Tin are you ok

[south grove]

I was gonna run backwards

[feral ferry]

Thank you friend

[south grove]

300 hours recently played

I don't think so

[vernal terrace]

Your the first teehee

[copper hawk]

Woah..

[opal star]

why can I hear this image

[vernal terrace]

Your skins all mushy sir

[frosty herald]

Jesus

[waxen brook]

Does anyone happen to know if Shred gives bonus on Eviscerator special atk?

[south grove]

Everything sounds like darktide

[hard nexus]

critical hits will increase damage on revved/special attacks , yes

[vernal terrace]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1013140549483642950/1304953089383465062/image0.jpg?ex=673143c5&is=672ff245&hm=f8c80dafa8f2ca757b88601b6f8b6103f65949695f62700be9d6787e1defdf1f&

me and the boys killing plague bearers circa darktide 2026

[south grove]

I just keep hearing specialist cues

I think I have PTSD

[frosty herald]

Just give us plaguebearers and pestigors already

[south grove]

nuh uh

[misty nova]

Hmmm
Today I will tac axe special attack only

[waxen brook]

The warp is getting to you

[south grove]

More monstrosities first

[frosty herald]

The new event is basically a lore reason that the nurgle corruption has been getting more severe

[vernal terrace]

Dreg psyker who brain bursts us when

[south grove]

The ranged pogryn

[frosty herald]

Criminal that a chaos sorcerer isnt in yet

[opal star]

it's all worth it to get the touch of death

[vernal terrace]

Tbh I feel if we got a psyker enemy he would be like that fatty disabler in vt2

The one who teleports behind you

[opal star]

dreg psyker can make me burst anytime

I mean what

[spare talon]

Hate him

Hate

[misty nova]

Sucky

It's the leech

[frosty herald]

Chaos psyker would be a boss

[spare talon]

He sucks ass

[frosty herald]

Like fartspray bramblespew

[grizzled aspen]

Leeches and blightstormers would fucking suck.

Please do not put them in the game.

[frosty herald]

I have an idea

Make the moebians focus on daemon engines

Whilst the cult of admonition is focused on summoning demons

[grizzled aspen]

YES LETS FIGHT DAEMON ENGINES

RAAAAAAAA

[misty nova]

My friend got Blighstormed then leeched
So he was floating in circles while also on the leech animation

[grizzled aspen]

I WANT TO DESTROY A DEFILER WITH A FUCKING HAMMER

[modern lintel]

catastrophic

[vernal terrace]

There is actually a lot of hints of daemon engines already being present on tertium

[frosty herald]

Cole is becoming icarus

[vernal terrace]

it wasn’t his fault!!!

[modern lintel]

their literally on hab dreyko arent they

[frosty herald]

You mean the exerpts from a year ago with something roaming the battlefield?

[vernal terrace]

Hippo do nothing wrong

[acoustic dune]

that match

[frosty herald]

Or was that alluding to a host

[acoustic dune]

was the defination of a slug fest

[spare talon]

I mean I'm not trying to be political in any way
The title of the article is just so outlandishly funny

[vernal terrace]

Ye and the corrupter daemons are in like little machine bodies

[acoustic dune]

6min each on the boss

or more

[grizzled aspen]

Weak ahh damage numbers.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/moodeng-moo-deng-gif-12727230343287936102

[acoustic dune]

yeah

[spare talon]

What lacerate does to a mf

[grizzled aspen]

I had a 32 minute baross clear with a teammate clearing 1m damage and I had 849k.

[acoustic dune]

took our whole ass pipe bomb platoon

[modern lintel]

dmg to match to the height smh

[frosty herald]

I still have no goddamn clue what those eyes are supposed to be

[frosty herald]

They arent mentioned in lore at ALL

[acoustic dune]

is that tall or nah?

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/oneyplays-cory-corys-big-freak-out-super-mario-world-oneyng-gif-25766431

[grizzled aspen]

Hes calling you short.

[vernal terrace]

I think it’s implied they are a bigger daemon

Like tendrils of some large daemon

[acoustic dune]

for an ogryn?

[acoustic dune]

thats not possible

[grizzled aspen]

No. Irl. Tiny person.

[hushed knoll]

(solid)

[grizzled aspen]

Baby man, even.

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dogg-outside-outside-your-home-gif-25093912

[vernal terrace]

This notification drove me insane and made me paranoid enough that I deleted the app lol

[hushed knoll]

When will you admit that you are an ice cream sundae frog

[modern lintel]

hobbit

[spare talon]

So cool how they made the store close an hour later
Only for no one to ever come during that last hour

[acoustic dune]

thats it i am vietcong your house

[grizzled aspen]

When you admit that you are fucking delusional with how you eat and prepare meals.

[acoustic dune]

better not have a pineaple up yar arse

ill crawl in it

[vernal terrace]

I’ll come just for you

[grizzled aspen]

Free money bro.

[hushed knoll]

Why are you named "kinfy" wolf

[frosty herald]

The only thing that reminds me of this is the occluding sphere from rogue trader

[vernal terrace]

ask you about buying lots of animals

[hushed knoll]

I'm not tho

[acoustic dune]

o neat someone notice again

[vernal terrace]

Then leave with nothing

[spare talon]

I could be home rn

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah but its a free hour of pay and you get to do nothing.

[modern lintel]

silence tunnel creature

[acoustic dune]

ill tunnel up you arse

[frosty herald]

I genuinely want a fully corrupted map

[grizzled aspen]

On the few closing shifts I have everybody is cleared out by 930pm so I get about 30min to just sit there on my phone and get paid for it.

[frosty herald]

Full on flesh walls tentacles

[grizzled aspen]

We need more environmental hazards.

[frosty herald]

Or maybe a garden with bright flowers and trees in a hab block

[vernal terrace]

[copper meadow]

ok but why are so many players so shit

[untold lily]

Well console gamers are basically servitors

[copper meadow]

heresy is literally harder than damnation with how many console bots I get

[untold lily]

As for the rest, tired from work maybe

[copper meadow]

as a matter of fact no

bots are better than these guys

[untold lily]

I agree

[copper meadow]

why do these people never dodge

[acoustic dune]

ey lads

[untold lily]

Probably didn't grow up with Conan Exiles PVP or Vermintide 2

[copper meadow]

can you tell i just failed a mission we were 20min in

[acoustic dune]

how does brittleness scale?

[untold lily]

I can, but you should harden up because it's not getting better

[spare talon]

Wdym

[untold lily]

What do you mean "how does it scale"

[acoustic dune]

idk how it work

[copper meadow]

at least i could hard carry with warrior priest

[untold lily]

You apply it to the enemy, and they take that % of damage extra

[acoustic dune]

i am using for my pipe bomb

[spare talon]

It's rending but instead of a buff to yourself it's a debuff on the enemy

[acoustic dune]

ah ok

[spare talon]

If you know how rending works, you know how brittleness works

[spare talon]

An oversimplification

[untold lily]

Yes

Oversimplifications are excellent

[spare talon]

Therefore you are not perfectly correct and thus must explode

[untold lily]

They simplify things so that all may gain modest comprehension

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-godzilla-x-kong-skar-king-king-kong-monsterverse-gif-14985676165515296192

[spare talon]

[grizzled aspen]

His name is big boobs you should google him.

[untold lily]

But I have to get ready for work

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

what if

[acoustic dune]

god

kiss you

[frosty herald]

Hold on im cooking

Plaguebearers are the dreg version of crushers

[untold lily]

What are you cooking?

[modern lintel]

im cooking roasted onions with bacon and feta personally

[misty nova]

There are big boobs in my timeline
RDJ posing

[opaque island]

how long do i got to get the portrait unlocks?

[grizzled aspen]

Mmmm my shoulder hurts.

[misty nova]

12 days (?)

[opaque island]

okay, so im in no rush got it

[opaque island]

they mean its gonna explode in size right.......right?

[paper harness]

How

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn is baffled.

[opaque island]

how what, seems like a pretty normal carry to me

[paper harness]

How does a mission with under 2k spawns take that long, how do people die that much, how did Knify block so many attacks and is that why damage taken is so high

[opaque island]

you and i both know there are some really bad players

where's the lowest turn rate gif when you need it

[paper harness]

At that point I just solo the rest of the map

[plush estuary]

his turn rate

[paper harness]

No point rezzing and they can’t kick me

[paper harness]

The xbot

[opaque island]

how do you actually play a video game like darktidel ike that

[fleet zealot]

this is like watching someone keyboard turn in an mmo

[opaque island]

i can understand in an mmo cause like you dont gotta be that fast in an mmo

[plush estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1303826637493768262/ihadto.mp4?ex=67311f2e&is=672fcdae&hm=280cf2553b35ecf8a668e483430ddb10a7e1bb2bc062a96026d35726ad551cdb&

here

even better

[grizzled aspen]

🗿

[grizzled aspen]

I do not understand how people do not immediately adjust sensitivity settings to be high as fuck on console games.

[misty nova]

Max is funny

[opaque island]

motorboat is such a good cat name]

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-donquijote-doflamingo-dressrosa-marineford-anime-gif-19752754

[grizzled aspen]

I used to play siege on max sens against pc players in diamond lobbies back when diamond was the top rank.

[visual stream]

Do different weapons have different shove efficiency?

[grizzled aspen]

I promise you people are capable of playing at higher sens but they're just fuckin dumb and don't change it.