zealot-class

[lean cairn]

thanks for the help though

[opaque island]

1 or 2?

[sullen forge]

1

He's playing Peak atm

[opaque island]

hwo do you know which one dorn is playing oh

nvm

[frosty herald]

2 is mid

[opaque island]

yea dying light is pretty good, the story is kinda mid though

[opaque island]

its gotten better, but just like 1 the story and characters are super mid

[acoustic dune]

why is 2 mid?

compare to 1

[frosty herald]

released in a vastly inferior state to 1

and its just kinda eh

not bad per say but not that good vs 1

[opaque island]

have you played it since the parkour update?

it feels alot better now

[frosty herald]

erm no

[copper hawk]

ugh

[rough galleon]

I love doing like five button presses to drop kick someone, that thing that's the whole fucking point of dying light

[copper hawk]

I HATE ARMY WEBSITES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[acoustic dune]

there wasnt a improvement to 1?

ey cica

hows the army

[copper hawk]

meowserable

they just like dumped a bunch of shit on us right when we thought we had the schedule in order

but my sl and asog are really chill

they want me to go to the mandatory PT we're doing like every 3 days a week

it doesnt bother me much cuz i was gonna run anyways but everyone else is pissed

my days off this week may have evaporated

oh, and we need a fucking driving course, a practical, be done for us

like we're not all adults

GRAAAH

[frosty herald]

just say no

[copper hawk]

aaaaand at a shift change another platoon that's covering us for a bit

they like.. got into a scrap or something? like there was a huge issue

and the asog was like

[frosty herald]

the army legally cant make you do PT if you say no

[sullen forge]

Supposedly its in a better shape now but its release was kinda Dookie

[copper hawk]

dont TALK to 3rd dont LOOK at 3rd if ANYTHING happens tell US

like damn wtf happened

[frosty herald]

someone got hit by a car

so everyone needs to do driving lessons

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-puar-dragon-ball-car-driving-gif-27286743

[acoustic dune]

dealing internally ?

so they dont get a bigger punishement or smth?

[hearty nebula]

had a level 30+2 stealth veteran and im just like

"you better be fuckin ballin" when we start

he left within the first 5 minutes of the game

[opaque island]

you put too much pressure on them 😔 its all your fault

[hearty nebula]

had to say it

he was using the knife and everything

bitchmade kit

[sullen forge]

Uncanny + MK

or was it something else

[acoustic dune]

what? you dont ball playing darktide?

[sullen forge]

I always ball

[hearty nebula]

i bawl all the time

[sullen forge]

Always

[hearty nebula]

i be out here sobbin n shit man im a crybaby man

[sullen forge]

crying your eyes out like a BEEETCH

[hearty nebula]

i ball

occasionally

not always

but sometimes

[opaque island]

gotta cry sometimes man, otherwise it marinates into self hatred

[hearty nebula]

@mighty root can attest

[acoustic dune]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFbJQAAaG8E

[copper hawk]

no clue lmfao

likely nothing will happen

[acoustic dune]

as you say that someone is been taking behind the barn

[hearty nebula]

dog with amazing aim

[sullen forge]

Exact opposite of what should happen

it should miss

[copper hawk]

backend error

is update ?

[sullen forge]

and still pin you anyways cause fuck you

[frosty herald]

btw neir

does this only work when you have your back turned on a dog

or does the entire team not see it

[placid fiber]

I keep finding these extra secret rooms that seem to be either lore rooms or hints towards the location of something, in Rogue Legacy 2...

[opal star]

level 120 is crazy

[placid fiber]

I ended up finding the bonus 15% damage to the bosses of all but the one where you want the sun lantern

[placid fiber]

Why, am I underleveled or overleveled currently? Since I have, more or less, been focusing on just looting all of the areas besides the dried lake or w/e it's called

[opal star]

I don't even know this game I just feel like being level 100+ in anything is craz-

do you have 1 fucking hit point maximum

[opaque island]

yes they are a pro gamer

they like the thrill

[faint vapor]

any hp above 1 is just excessive

[opal star]

sans

[placid fiber]

I mean... I haven't done a ton of upgrades, otherwise I would be like... level 200 or 300 something by now :/

[placid fiber]

Yeah, my resolve is 0%, so my max hp is 1 atm

[paper harness]

Sloppy

[placid fiber]

Wonder if I can get this to proc once or twice... I already lost my hyperion's ring... The 2nd thing is what has been keeping me alive when I screw up <.<

[hearty nebula]

someone was right behind me lol

[grizzled aspen]

@paper harness the 5% crit chance makes me do a hell of a lot more damage than the 10% weakspot on the burgle annihilator.

[paper harness]

Funny that

[grizzled aspen]

This further proves I do not understand how crit strings work with crit chance.

My 3 mag average is down to 2 and change.

Even less with duellist proc'd.

[violet hornet]

definitely not what I was guessing lol, glad you figured it out

[placid fiber]

Ah... lovely weather we're having today, Stormy with a chance of omega instant death... my favorite...

[opal star]

you'll be fine

[paper harness]

@jagged cradle log in

[placid fiber]

I mean I have a relic which lets me fly if I hit the space bar in the air... It's called "the icarus' wing bargain" and, well... normally(if you're not 1hp man) you take +75% damage(I can't tell, tbh, if it's only when you're in flight or if it is always)

[jagged cradle]

What?

[paper harness]

get on dt

[jagged cradle]

No thanks

[paper harness]

scum

[placid fiber]

Would you rather be given a flight "bargain" instead? <_<'

[jagged cradle]

I don’t feel like getting critiqued rn

[jagged cradle]

Neither tbh

[shy river]

such a tempting offer how could one refuse

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[paper harness]

skissue

[jagged cradle]

Yeah it is lmao

[paper harness]

get in gaME

[placid fiber]

Welp, I died and now I'm a pirate. <.<

[paper harness]

cleave targets is the dump mr raven

[jagged cradle]

No!

[hard nexus]

what is the burgle annihilator

[paper harness]

i see you, ass title user

[opal star]

krak grenade

[grizzled aspen]

Vraks iag, raking fire, dumdum, unyielding, 5% crit chance, run ambuscade talent.

Burgle annihilator.

[opal star]

that sounds like it needs accuracy and work and effort

[hard nexus]

and purge the unclean?

[grizzled aspen]

Otherwise known as the burgle backshot button 9000.

[grizzled aspen]

Oh yes ofc.

[hard nexus]

peak

[grizzled aspen]

2 mags and change to delete a burgle.

[paper harness]

i knew you were some sort of freak

giving burgle backshots

[grizzled aspen]

The big issue is burgles usually aggro on me first.

[grizzled aspen]

It's a cursed name for a gun. You aren't much better, "Rinda's-Plap-Hog."

There are other names youve used but I believe that one is the most fitting counterargument to this issue.

[sterile basalt]

Yea because of how crit string contributes to overall crit rate

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah see I'm not too sure how the math works out on that.

[copper hawk]

squeak

[sterile basalt]

I have the formula written in my guide

[hearty nebula]

i thought ur cat

not mouse

[sterile basalt]

[hearty nebula]

??

[grizzled aspen]

Interesting, I'll go take a look later.

With my piety setup I have like a 30% chance to crit because guns can't proc scourge.

35% at least bc 5% crit perk.

[frosty herald]

SOWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i wont barrel you again

[jagged cradle]

Lmfao yeah I like it

[sterile basalt]

Nah, it’d be 33%
5% zealot base
+25% piety
+5% perk
-2% infantry autogun base

[grizzled aspen]

Close enough.

[sterile basalt]

Which would give it ~59.6% overall crit rate

[grizzled aspen]

That's some silly math.

[sterile basalt]

As in, roughly 3/5 shots you fire will crit

[grizzled aspen]

That's like almost as much as my taxe crit rate with scourge stacked up.

5% zealout base
17ish% crit bonus stat (not too sure on the exact % boost)
25% piety
30% scourge
77% total?

I do not run shred on taxe.

[jagged cradle]

I’m not making another one

[sterile basalt]

Tac axe is 12% max

[spare talon]

That's why scriers vraks iag is so fucking crazy

[paper harness]

skill issue

[grizzled aspen]

72% crit rate is still nothing to sneeze at.

[sterile basalt]

Yea it’s pretty high

[visual stream]

It's weird that a lot of the middle tree is dedicated to making zealot ranged-oriented but you never really see people making a ranged-oriented build

I assume it's because it sucks nuts

[spare talon]

It does

[fleet zealot]

points spread out from each other too much+ martyrdom gives no ranged buffs

but martyr is the middle keystone

[sullen forge]

became an ammo vacuum at the cost of fucking deleting everything with the rumbler

[fleet zealot]

kinda like how martyr and chorus don't have real synergy

[spare talon]

Literally every other class has better ranged builds by a large margin

[fleet zealot]

beacon of purity is only next wound bar, so no synergy with martyrdom

[visual stream]

I assume BP does apply to ranged though, right?

[chilly vault]

zealot zoom zoom smash slice

[visual stream]

So you'd either wanna go that or IJ, most likely IJ though

[visual stream]

Kind of anti-synergistic too which is pathetic

[paper harness]

Cica wants one strong zealot chat member to carry him into bed

[fleet zealot]

yea

basically ranged focus pathing is ass if they were all lined up in one branch it would be a bit better

[sterile stone]

Deny the plebians your blessed ammo

[fleet zealot]

but still, psyker has assail to save ammo, vet have survivalist, we don't have an ammo efficiency

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-gif-26128044

[visual stream]

Making ranged zealot somehow work has now been added to the "horrible builds to eventually try" list

[visual stream]

That's the big thing I was thinking about too

[fleet zealot]

i made a build for it a while ago as a meme

[sullen forge]

No burgles allowed when the Glugger Rumbler comes out

[copper hawk]

y r u cwazy

[fleet zealot]

just grabbing all the ranged focus talents and then going blazing or IJ

[copper hawk]

what's rlly funny is how everyone just overlooked what u said

noob down !

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-gif-24534315

[sterile stone]

Remember the good days when the pierogi master taught me the way of fire ripper ogryn

Before the nerfs

[visual stream]

Need no comment when someone says grass is green

[sterile stone]

Was a blessed time to play moving brick wall

[paper harness]

@copper hawk the grubs could not come to a conclusion

[jagged cradle]

Yeah I don’t have the diam for another one

[copper hawk]

cannot fathom the bumpy weird

[copper hawk]

@hard nexus can i do this 2 u

[gusty orbit]

grab the broken ass autogun or an agripinaa brauto and just kill everything before others have a chance to waste their ammo

infinite ammo glitch

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/elon-musk-elon-jumping-joy-happy-gif-13236323853689287969

[visual stream]

Quadruple dip out of the ammo crate

[copper hawk]

HURRY THE FUCK UP OMLLLL

DOOOOORN

[jagged cradle]

Dorn hurry up we don’t have all day

[lean cairn]

https://youtu.be/pk11je6FXt8

[paper harness]

Are you joining

[jagged cradle]

lol no

[paper harness]

I’ll be kind

[jagged cradle]

You guys are full anyway

[paper harness]

Are we

[hearty nebula]

too many grubs in vc now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1304368351233183744/this-is-glorpshit-glorp.gif

[copper hawk]

this is grubshit !

[jagged cradle]

Pretty sure ?

[chilly vault]

grubberton

[paper harness]

join us

[jagged cradle]

Later

[sullen forge]

Grub gathering in party 2 I see

[drifting wolf]

grub hub

[placid fiber]

What in the... I found a mostly hidden eggplant person o_o'

[red pollen]

What class in space marine 2 most closely resembles a Darktide zealot? I think vanguard with its mainly melee focus with ranged option existing just to supplement it
Pic somewhat related, though the pic did get me banned from 3 different space marine 2 groups on Facebook

[hard nexus]

i’m taller than u

i don’t even think u could

[hard nexus]

assault

[plucky sparrow]

mfw getting med stimmed as martyrdom zealot

[placid fiber]

Oh boy... my wizard is a pacifist lol

[grizzled aspen]

Trolled.

[drifting wolf]

yeah this, both are aggressive playstyles and usually have some emphasis on horde clear

[placid fiber]

Wait... picking up a fabled weapon is now allowing me to kill things!

[grizzled aspen]

But are you taller than me?

Methinks no.

[frosty herald]

I swear to god

People are still using the mortar in normal missions

How is this dude sku admiral

He died the entire fucking game

[light badge]

so I just clutched against a chaos spawn, in the dark, on the new modifier

[frosty herald]

People in hd2 are still trash

[light badge]

and the game spawned a daemonhost in an area I already cleared

thanks fatshark

[frosty herald]

The instant i put it on helldive he left

Not surprising lmao

[brisk island]

best ranged weapon for killing ranged threats?

with hammer

[frosty herald]

Bolter

[south grove]

@copper hawk socal is socal

[light badge]

anyone wanna play a few rounds?

[visual stream]

Bolter purty good, bolt pistol, revolver also good

Throwing knives are especially peak

If by ranged threats you mean elites and specialists

[grizzled aspen]

Are you meaning just chaff shooters or ranged elites?

[visual stream]

Yeah don't do those if you mean chaff

But I do recommend bolter because it helps with its big suppression anyway

[copper hawk]

pawesome

[grizzled aspen]

Soyker chat has ignorant soykers...

Who would've guessed...

[opal star]

man what the fuck

[brisk island]

both, I have tried the revolver and I reallty do not like the reload

[drifting wolf]

the game is significantly easier across the board now why that fella haul ass the moment it goes up to difficulty 9 😭

[light badge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-need-to-see-that-squidward-tentacles-spongebob-squarepants-why-did-you-do-that-my-eyes-gif-17867047

[devout flicker]

speaking of bolt pistol, what perks should I run on it with zealot? vets run unarmored/maniac but that doesnt seem to work as well since zealots dont get the finesse buffs vets do

[hexed igloo]

The answer is always bolter

Horde of crushers? Bolter
Horde of ragers? Bolter
Ogryn? Bolter
One single poxwalker you particularly don't like?

Guess what

Bolter

[gusty orbit]

bolter is cool, i use agripinaa brauto for extra hatred

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/fishphone-gif-13874695746678282474

[devout flicker]

I wish it was more consistent. I found it's unarmored gunner breakpoint so irritating on zealot

ohh wait

brauto

i was thinking of that shitty vigilant

its almost good but literally 5% damage shy of actually 1 tapping unarmored gunners without proximity buff

[gusty orbit]

yeah i haven't use headhunter autoguns in all this year, used to spam the 3 round burst long ago

[devout flicker]

they're probably actually viable with momentum since the two shot bursts just needs a small push to be reliable but it's annoying

I find the 3 shot kind of weird rn where its damage output is actually pretty abysmal and you're often better off using IAGs or anything else unless you literally only beam heads

at least it has 0 recoil when standing still

[hazy lynx]

Not sure if I should ask here or Gameplay Help, but does anyone have advice on getting the Shocking Stuff penance for Zealot? I've been trying and the highest I've gotten to is 30

[gusty orbit]

it's only ever good if you can hit heads like you using aimbot yeah, and i sure as hell don't do that in frenetic gameplay 1 meter away from enemies most the match

[plucky sparrow]

iirc other zealots with the stun grenade also count towards it for you

[devout flicker]

yeahh it can look really effective while testing but in matches the zero recoil is hardly useful when you gotta spam dodges and get affected by suppression

[pale spindle]

In The carnival mission, before you plant the second bomb have an Ogryn with a shield taunt everyone in a corner, then throw the bomb

[gusty orbit]

usually there's also a big ass horde right there at the beginning, i guess it shouldn't be difficult with a flamer

[hazy lynx]

I've been using the flamer recently so Ill keep using that to try as I was about to swap off it, I didnt know other zealots grenades counted, so Ill keep an eye out for other zealots using their grenades, and spam the carnival mission when it comes up then. Thank you

[visual stream]

Not quite sure as I've never used it. I would test different breakpoints to see what works for you. Maybe flak/unarmoured if you're going for gunners and shotgunners with it mostly

[ornate bone]

I miss people uttering the word "ogrynheimer"

please retvrn

[frosty herald]

played 2 matches of hd2

and remembered why i quit that terrible game

[visual stream]

Why?

[frosty herald]

stalkers

[visual stream]

I thought balance changes made it fun again according to some

[frosty herald]

and terrible teammates

[visual stream]

Oh yeah valid I fucking hate the stalker bugs

[blazing kraken]

just got this dropped

[light badge]

I played Punisher exclusively on bug planets just to troll stalkers

Fuck stalkers

[frosty herald]

try to have a single modicrum of fun and stalkers say fuck you

[visual stream]

Blowing them to pieces with autocannon is fun

[hearty nebula]

dorn noob?????

[visual stream]

I love autocannon

[lean cairn]

how do you use maelstroom to load rolling steel

with MMT

[hearty nebula]

what is blud even yapping about

[devout flicker]

i feel like maniac is too important to drop for trappers

[frosty herald]

a rolling steel maelstrom?

[light badge]

Your scoreboard doesn't have loadout monitor, noob

[hearty nebula]

dont need it

noob

all i need is big number

[frosty herald]

maybe bots are much much more enjoyable to play against tomorrow

[hearty nebula]

i prefer bots typically

at least at & below diff 7

mostly cause they're easier to cheese lol

[frosty herald]

you just get backshots from stalkers and you know the mission is over

[hearty nebula]

stalkers are actually kind of pussies

if you just shoot them with a fire weapon they fuck right off

[south grove]

Sitting in grub vc

[visual stream]

When you die with an important backpack/support weapon and eight billion things spawn on top of it

[south grove]

What are you guys even talking about

[hearty nebula]

heck diver two

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/the-cat-gif-23884954

[copper hawk]

@hearty nebula thankz 4 playin :3 it was fun

@paper harness @green yacht

u 2 too i guezz,

.,,

even if u all r bumpy weird,,

[hearty nebula]

ty for carry!!

[copper hawk]

i no carry

[hearty nebula]

i still learning how to not be bad on aurics

lol

[copper hawk]

u did fine !!

u did p good actually all things considered

u played just like most of us play anyways

[hard nexus]

so hungry…

[copper hawk]

u need 2 drop ur stam curio..

[south grove]

[copper hawk]

and ur knife..

and play duh game..

lmfao tin

[south grove]

I'm getting assaulted

[copper hawk]

u should eat. some yummer

i hongry too

[hard nexus]

idk where to go

[south grove]

SoCal food so good

[hard nexus]

theres a lot of stuff i walking distance but

[south grove]

Ughhjhhh

[hard nexus]

idk what i want

[grizzled aspen]

I do so love cooking for over an hour and nobody comes to fucking eat!

[dense field]

cook

[south grove]

Fish n chips

[grizzled aspen]

It's amazing to sit at the table by myself!

[south grove]

Eating fish n chips

[grizzled aspen]

[south grove]

I love fish n chips

[hard nexus]

frog is despairmaxxing rn

[grizzled aspen]

It was worse Wednesday.

[south grove]

If you imagine

A friend will be there for you

Breathe in

Breathe out

[hard nexus]

it’s okay i’d come to ur cookout

[south grove]

He is now in your house

[dense field]

In your walls

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah yeah grandpa let's get you back to bed.

Senile old fart.

[south grove]

I'm the youngest here

I'm not a grandpa

[grizzled aspen]

Uh huh. Exactly what a senile old fart would say.

You aint fooling me.

[south grove]

Wednesday

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

I have no emoji that compares to the despair I felt that day.

[hard nexus]

i forgot i saved that

[hard nexus]

what even happened

same thing?

[sweet onyx]

who do yall think has the best chastise the wicked voicelines?

[grizzled aspen]

The cute cashier girl I've been talking to left me on delivered for a full day and I thought I fumbled unbelievably hard.

[hard nexus]

fem fanatic

[south grove]

He thought a girl left him on read for days

[hard nexus]

and what happened

[grizzled aspen]

Turns out when we went out Tuesday night she left her phone in my car.

[south grove]

She left her phone in the car

[hard nexus]

oh

LMFAO

LMFAOAOAOOOO

[grizzled aspen]

So Thursday morning I found it.

[hard nexus]

did u get it back to her?

[south grove]

[grizzled aspen]

Of course.

[hard nexus]

sooo

[grizzled aspen]

You think I'd just keep her phone?

[hard nexus]

have u two been texting ??

[grizzled aspen]

Tf would I even gain from that?

[hard nexus]

has the despair been fixed?

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[drifting wolf]

hope restored

[hard nexus]

yippee!!

[drifting wolf]

good shit

[hard nexus]

humanity restored

ember restored

[grizzled aspen]

Frog's mental state hinges on this relationship working.

[south grove]

I have battery acid all over my hand

[grizzled aspen]

If it fails I fear I may go on an unending villain arc.

[hard nexus]

frog is so fucked he is talking in 3rd person

[south grove]

I might die

[hard nexus]

drink it

[south grove]

No

[grizzled aspen]

Funny thing, do not put water on it.

[south grove]

It legit melted in my hand

[grizzled aspen]

Water will make it worse.

Dab it off with a towel.

Preferably a thick one so you don't get it on your other hand.

[south grove]

I doused it with red bull

I am okay

[grizzled aspen]

And maybe seek medical treatment.

[south grove]

I am good

[grizzled aspen]

I used the acid to defeat the acid.

[paper harness]

op_train

[lean cairn]

thanks

[paper harness]

The gun is loaded

[hard nexus]

do i go to publix

or

do i go to restaurant

or

do i do neither

[pearl venture]

I heared the best way to get shoking stuff is using a couple of stun granades on a gigant horde and spraying them with the flamer. Is there other strategies?

[grizzled aspen]

There do be a loaded 12g leaning in the corner of my room, though.

[south grove]

Pub

[south grove]

I guess that's it guys

[chilly vault]

publix

[hard nexus]

hrmmmm

but what would i get at publix

popcorn chicken?

sub?

[south grove]

Human food

[chilly vault]

popcorn chicken

[hard nexus]

hrmrmrmmm

[grizzled aspen]

Sub sandwich.

[paper harness]

I should clean my rifles

[hard nexus]

but i had publix popcorn chicken yesterday

[south grove]

Chicken

[grizzled aspen]

I personally would rather go eat a steak though.

[chilly vault]

o then go to resturant

[hard nexus]

i’m thinking about walking down to a restaurant and getting a bbq flatbread

[south grove]

Frog didn't get the joke...

[chilly vault]

yis do this sounds rlly good

[grizzled aspen]

There's a joke there?

[hard nexus]

ok swag

[grizzled aspen]

Or are you referring to your distasteful reference of Ronnie McNutt?

[grizzled aspen]

Because if you are, you should explode.

Because that's not funny.

[south grove]

Joke about Wednesday

I hope it happens again

[hard nexus]

off to restaurant

[light badge]

RAINBOW SPOTTED

[grizzled aspen]

I hope you stub your pinky toe every day for an entire month.

[light badge]

BE AMAZED AT NATURE'S WONDERS

[south grove]

But you won't find it again

[grizzled aspen]

Do not put such evil upon me.

[hearty nebula]

mindblowing reaction

[south grove]

I can't feel my legs rn

It will not happen

[grizzled aspen]

Infinite downward spiral of my mental health is what you just wished upon me.

[south grove]

You were mean to me about my pain med reactions

[hard nexus]

GAY

[hard nexus]

sesbian lex

[south grove]

I hope your organs explode

[hearty nebula]

can u lobotomites go be bumpy weird in dms so i dont have to read it

thx

[grizzled aspen]

You are literally Dr House bro.

[hearty nebula]

woter

👍

[hard nexus]

kill that person

[stone fern]

ice in water

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-gangnam-style-elster-dance-robot-gif-9303485308763763316

sesbian lex mentioned

[hard nexus]

i need 2 finish that game

[hearty nebula]

sesbian lex illegal now

owned

noobs!!!

[south grove]

Eating fish (dead)

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[grizzled aspen]

What mind of fish?

[stone fern]

being Serbian is illegal?

[solar gorge]

yes

[hearty nebula]

idk, ask serbians

but probably

[stone fern]

fire

[lean cairn]

currently running sedition rolling steel to get the penance

[solar gorge]

after 10 years of debate at the parliament, we finally managed to outlaw serbians

[lean cairn]

very boring

[hearty nebula]

no

is food

dumbass

[stone fern]

i hate this dude

[paper harness]

We did the same thing

[hard nexus]

flesh wound?

[stone fern]

sedition

[lean cairn]

do 50 rolling steels

[stone fern]

flesh wound

[hearty nebula]

whar is flesh wound

[hard nexus]

oh

lmfao

[solar gorge]

penance

[hard nexus]

oh

i forgot

[lean cairn]

ive had flesh wound for ages

[grizzled aspen]

Ew shrimp.

[paper harness]

Peenance

[hard nexus]

shut up clad

[grizzled aspen]

Shrimp icky.

[hearty nebula]

yes ik it is penance

is it the like health one

[paper harness]

Yes

[stone fern]

everyone gets one

[hearty nebula]

i gotta do that one

but lazy

[south grove]

I eat everything that looks good

[grizzled aspen]

Woah wait Dorn doesn't like shrimp???

[hearty nebula]

mayb 2morow

[paper harness]

I don’t like sea food

[hearty nebula]

i dont like shrimp either

fish is

[shy river]

shrimp is meh

[hearty nebula]

okay

[grizzled aspen]

Some types of fish are great though.

[hearty nebula]

but sea bugs are yuckers

[south grove]

Beer battered haddock please

[grizzled aspen]

You can smoke salmon into chips and its really fuckin good.

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/barry-63-barry-barry-england-barry-cheers-champ-cheers-to-that-champ-meme-gif-13077342348222651397

[hearty nebula]

more like

[south grove]

Barry

[hearty nebula]

CHUMP!!!!

owned

[south grove]

My favourite geezer

[hard nexus]

who up

who up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

[hearty nebula]

noone

[solar gorge]

beer is bad

[hard nexus]

doin this

[hearty nebula]

we not up

[stone fern]

rare dorn L

[south grove]

It gets cooked out

[solar gorge]

you only pretend to like beer when you hangout

with people

[south grove]

Only reason I'm allowed to eat it

[paper harness]

Wrong

[hearty nebula]

no i just don't drink beer because it tastes like shit

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn is right though, most seafood is fuckin nasty.

[paper harness]

I like some beer

[stone fern]

common frog L

[paper harness]

Guinness my beloved

[grizzled aspen]

I only like salmon and catfish when it comes to fish.

Crustaceans are alright.

[south grove]

Frag grenade

[solar gorge]

don't go near my carr

[stone fern]

guinness fucking sucks

[south grove]

Well done

[stone fern]

the one beer i hate

[grizzled aspen]

I won't eat clams or shrimp.

[paper harness]

I have always been a spirits man

[solar gorge]

yes

[paper harness]

Scotch my beloved

[solar gorge]

spirits are based

[stone fern]

how do you feel about ouzo?

[solar gorge]

beer is piss

[grizzled aspen]

Nah, common frog W.

Cod is fucking nasty.

[hard nexus]

i shall begin my treacherous journey

(to the restaurant)

[south grove]

I agree

[hard nexus]

(it’s a 10 minute walk)

[grizzled aspen]

So is almost every other fish on the planet.

[south grove]

Cod is bad

[grizzled aspen]

Salmon and catfish are good. That's it.

[solar gorge]

it's an okay game

[south grove]

Haddock is better

[paper harness]

It’s been a while since I was in Greece

[shy river]

had fried catfish once

[grizzled aspen]

Actually I can't vouch for or against haddock, never had it.

[shy river]

6/10

[broken walrus]

@grizzled aspen you wanna trade bodies? I am allergic to fish, but I miss it so much

[paper harness]

I quite enjoyed my time

[south grove]

It's cod but better in every way

[grizzled aspen]

You don't want mine and I'm sure I don't want yours.

[stone fern]

you can get it in any shop anywhere its pretty much less sweet sambuca

[grizzled aspen]

I have lots of shit wrong with my body.

[stone fern]

i love that shit more than other spirit

[south grove]

Cod is icky

[sullen forge]

I live in bliss knowing I can eat fish and enjoy it 🚬

[paper harness]

The first time I was in Greece I got drunk because the locals thought it would be funny

[south grove]

Whoever disagree needs adjustments

[solar gorge]

nothing beats a good whisky

[grizzled aspen]

Completely broken gallbladder that I don't have the money to remove is currently the biggest thing wrong with me.

[frozen kernel]

this is so dumb

[south grove]

Medical issues

[frozen kernel]

it's the only one I have left

[stone fern]

it is

[hard nexus]

just let me at it

[frosty herald]

a true brit

[south grove]

Take vicodin

[hard nexus]

i got u

[frozen kernel]

Fuck I hope you get help soon. I had to bring my mother in for emergency surgery two weeks ago for this

[grizzled aspen]

True, I'll just let you root around in my lower organs with a scalpel on no anesthetics until you find it. (You will steal one of my kidneys while you have my guts open)

[light badge]

More mouse bites

[south grove]

I could do it

[hard nexus]

nuh uh

[grizzled aspen]

It aint that bad, insurance is covering my medication to keep my bile from making me sick every morning.

[lean cairn]

you can really see the bad geometry in the screen in this i think

[south grove]

But I'll need some anesthetics

Not for you

[paper harness]

Ask default for the mod to auto complete it

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-dr-house-gregory-house-happy-dance-happy-gif-17229282564865713157

[grizzled aspen]

I ran into that mf yesterday and he was using a fucking qq quell cancel macro.

[lean cairn]

who's that

[paper harness]

Yeah, you said

He makes some good mods tho

[grizzled aspen]

Kill him NOW.

[paper harness]

[south grove]

He made tree helper and decode helper

Basically x-ray auspex mods

[hard nexus]

need those

[lean cairn]

oh them

[grizzled aspen]

I do not care if he has made good mods, he's automatically a giant fuckin turd for qq quell cancel macro.

[south grove]

No shit lmao

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gibberish-discord-meme-get-this-man-a-shield-wakanda-gif-1239357558790190300

[south grove]

Kill qq quell

[grizzled aspen]

Mf said "it's a custom mod" as his excuse.

[frosty herald]

is that the shard spam

[green yacht]

only tree helper, not decode

[grizzled aspen]

I want to beat him with a hammer until his bones are soft and mushy.

[grizzled aspen]

Surge staff obliterates everything you point it at.

[south grove]

Oh mb

[grizzled aspen]

Infinite machine gun fireballs.

[lean cairn]

where can i ask

[south grove]

I'm not at home rn

Cannae check

[paper harness]

Dm him, he’s in kark

[acoustic dune]

whats a qq quell?

[south grove]

Quick quell macro

[frosty herald]

(is the auspex sequence mod allowed)

[paper harness]

Wolp

[hard nexus]

wolpin it

[acoustic dune]

ok so how does that work?

[paper harness]

If it is on nexus it is okay

[acoustic dune]

does it automatically quell?

[hard nexus]

ok NOW i begin my treacherous journey for real

[south grove]

Never peril again

[paper harness]

According to the FS dev who monitors nexus

[solar gorge]

does he really

[acoustic dune]

oh

OH

[frosty herald]

decode helper is on nnexus

[acoustic dune]

thats wack

[frosty herald]

still at 30k

[chilly vault]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-giygas-cat-earthbound-mother-gif-6758537315052985815

[paper harness]

I have a few that are not kosher

But I don’t use in pubs so who gives a shit lmao

[spare talon]

Tbh I personally think that the helper mods are too far
But since they aren't banned
I will use them

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-my-beloved-my-beloved-beloved-love-loop-gif-21565043

[chilly vault]

[frosty herald]

they def are too far

[solar gorge]

yes

[frosty herald]

cause you just skip part of the puzzles entirely

[paper harness]

Yes

[chilly vault]

idk what helper mods are

[frosty herald]

i use decode helper myself cause i cant be bothered to do the sequence

[south grove]

I need to suffer through auspex

[frosty herald]

ive done it 200 times

[solar gorge]

mod that plays the game for you

(a miniscule part of the game)

[paper harness]

If I get bored enough in strike party 1 I clip through walls to 50v1 in the spawn points

[south grove]

And die to chaff that my team will let through at me

[frosty herald]

scan helper and tree helper are def too far

asupex is a simple thing that takes like 5 secs

but scanning and the tree take a bit longer

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not going to tell you how to execute it, but it basically resets your lmb attack on staves, so you can spam it as fast as the game can possibly allow you to go through the motions, and you can't pop from it.

[jagged cradle]

Go back to doing charity

[grizzled aspen]

With empyric shock and ek staff being crit oriented, it makes your lmb shred crushers in under a second.

[spare talon]

Tbf
Any mod is fine if it's not used publicly

[paper harness]

FS would disagree

[lean cairn]

is it like the mod that was on nexus

[frosty herald]

mod that crashes the player

[spare talon]

Reconnect all you want if it's a private game who cares

[acoustic dune]

so its a exploit to not explode

[paper harness]

Docket duplication

[acoustic dune]

thats wack

[paper harness]

[grizzled aspen]

Yes and no, the big issue of it is the fire rate it allows you to have.

[spare talon]

Ok well

[grizzled aspen]

You ever seen a plogryn get minced in under 5 seconds?

[frosty herald]

xp multiplier that chinese players abused extensively

[paper harness]

Since the mod doesn’t work, I should give it to you

[frosty herald]

its an extremely fast fire rate

[chilly vault]

thunder hammer

[paper harness]

They patched it in unlocked by accident

[acoustic dune]

ok give me a example with a staf

[hearty nebula]

its staff m1

[lean cairn]

imagine needing docket duplication

just play only 1 class

[grizzled aspen]

Give me a few minutes, I'll post the clips of that guy using the exploit when I get back on my pc. I have two of them.

[acoustic dune]

thanks lad

[grizzled aspen]

@stone fern also has some clips from a consignment yard match.

[paper harness]

I had docket runs down to exact science

[grizzled aspen]

If memory serves.

[paper harness]

The reason I understand how the game works so well is because I wanted to optimise docket farming

[spare talon]

Do you remember when I was speedrunning the end of the event missions for you
And how I just nabbed a scan before even pulling out my auspex and kez called me a cheater
Cuz I have a mod that gives all the scan targets a glow as if you're looking at them at all times (it is incredibly unfair)

But as per fs nodding policy
It is on nexus
Therefore it is okay

[grizzled aspen]

I used to have decode helper, but now that I know the creator is a qq quell cancel user, I won't use it.

[paper harness]

Cole if you had the Uber autism you could just learn where they are based on the first 2 scans

[grizzled aspen]

You can do that?

[paper harness]

Ainz has on dreyko

Yes

[spare talon]

I'm not memorizing map seeds

I'm just not

You can't make me

[chilly vault]

ohhh icic

[chilly vault]

you will cole

i saw u play destiny

it will happen

[paper harness]

I can predict the map spawn for plasteel on consignment based on the first 2 spawns

[south grove]

[spare talon]

But I do have enough autism to remember the general patterns of where the spawns are
Like I know there will be 1 scan in the small room and 3 in the larger room on sycorax in the underneath section

[south grove]

Go outside

[spare talon]

Always

[south grove]

Drone strike some people

Come back

Then play

[copper hawk]

guh

[paper harness]

Plasteel finder still works but I don’t need it because maxed autism level

[south grove]

What does it even do

[lean cairn]

i cant see message history in kark and ball torture to message defalt

[paper harness]

Show if plasteel is in a chest

Or around a corner

[south grove]

Doesn't it change as you open it

[paper harness]

No

[south grove]

Or am I stupid

Yea I am

Sorry

[spare talon]

Schrodingers plateel

[paper harness]

Plasteel spawns are entirely predicable based on map seeds

[south grove]

That was genuinely how I thought of it

Bc the ammo packs clips out of the chest as you opened it

I thought they did a chance spawn every time you open it unless it's certain chests

[spare talon]

I know for certain that chest spawns are predetermined because the only spot I've seen 2 items filling the same space were in the exact same slot and it was the exact same items

[south grove]

How many seeds are there per map

[paper harness]

He doesn’t know

[south grove]

[paper harness]

I won’t tell you

[south grove]

Why

[spare talon]

Fuck if I know

[south grove]

😭

[paper harness]

Non public information tintin

[south grove]

Oh

That makes sense

[jagged cradle]

Dummy

[lean cairn]

not a single lights out mission when i want one

[modern lintel]

just close your eyes

[south grove]

Dead wire

[frosty herald]

darktide autism

[jagged cradle]

I’m not a crab??

[paper harness]

We need an autism contest

[spare talon]

I asked them go take them out after I heard you wanted one

[acoustic dune]

@grizzled aspen did you find it?

[south grove]

You are now

[jagged cradle]

Nope nop

[paper harness]

Me verses Kuli and hamdol

[jagged cradle]

Im a rat

[paper harness]

Who’s more autistic

[lean cairn]

thats what i suspected yeah

[acoustic dune]

smth smth seperate the and the artist

[jagged cradle]

:3

[paper harness]

I personally changed the spawning logic for them

[acoustic dune]

OMG DID YOU DRAW THAT

[paper harness]

[obsidian ore]

my autism radar was tingling

[obsidian ore]

I'd say that contest might destroy the universe

[paper harness]

Map spawning and how that system works I would probably be shot for talking about

[south grove]

Doodle

At 3 in the morning

[jagged cradle]

Probably for the best

[frosty herald]

hamdol knows about shroud still working

and with the quiz hes def more autistic

[acoustic dune]

i didnt know you can draw tintin

[obsidian ore]

I'm planning on making a second quiz

I need to channel my autism tho

[south grove]

I was an art student for the longest time

[acoustic dune]

also use different way of shading you buffoon

[south grove]

Parents forced me into it

[acoustic dune]

never heard that before

[south grove]

I drew it while playing lights out

[acoustic dune]

why so?

[obsidian ore]

me searching for water at 5 am after I woke up to piss

[paper harness]

I can give you a question that you can’t answer

[south grove]

With one hand

[jagged cradle]

???

[south grove]

While my other is spamming LMB and F

[paper harness]

How does havoc track with penances

[acoustic dune]

he was using the other to jork it to light out

[south grove]

I was tac axing while drawing

[frosty herald]

this is worded weirdly

[south grove]

There is zero brainpower needed

[acoustic dune]

what are you left handed?

[obsidian ore]

MF how am I supposed to know that, just wait until they get me in as a tester lmao

[jagged cradle]

Hey he’s underage you baboon

[south grove]

I can write with both hands

[acoustic dune]

what you dont jork it while younger?

[jagged cradle]

Oh makes sense tbh

[south grove]

I learned right hand writing bc kids made fun of me at school

[obsidian ore]

I don't think they want me in though, dorn is already pressuring them enough both of us would give a game designer heart attacks

[jagged cradle]

I will neither confirm or deny this

[paper harness]

It’s an impossible question because hamdol can’t answer it

[devout flicker]

wtf do you go to school in the middle ages

[paper harness]

But I can lmao

[frosty herald]

i know

[south grove]

Snob private school

[frozen kernel]

TWBS still works with ranged right?

[frosty herald]

but atleast word it better for people to understand

[frozen kernel]

Im not crazy

[south grove]

Parents with lambo

[devout flicker]

unfortunate

[spare talon]

It is worded weird tbh @paper harness
Idk exactly what it means

[obsidian ore]

Kinda sad though, I have a lot of stuff I'd like to share if they get me in lol

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/my-man-denzel-my-man-denzel-washington-myyyy-man-gif-376647294737879812

[paper harness]

At exactly what point will you unlock all of the havoc related penances

[frosty herald]

how does havoc track penances or how does penances track havoc

[frosty herald]

35

or 30

[jagged cradle]

Ewww private school

[spare talon]

Oh ok that's easy

[frosty herald]

40 seems like a frame related thing but not a penance in of itself since fatshark doesnt expect people to beat it at that level

[south grove]

Could I become a bioweapon researcher

[paper harness]

No

[lean cairn]

probably 20

[paper harness]

You could not

[south grove]

Would people hire me

[jagged cradle]

Definitely not

[spare talon]

People are in for a rude awakening

[south grove]

Med school is boring

[obsidian ore]

I might have a shot at that but in Turkey you'd probably also need a military background

[paper harness]

Week 1 true solo

[frosty herald]

how are you still on discord

[paper harness]

VPN

[jagged cradle]

If you do that I’ll let you critique me

[paper harness]

I’ll just ask tintin to record you playing

[obsidian ore]

I am private tunneling my dns so my isp can't detect me using discord

[lean cairn]

is it banned in turkey

[frosty herald]

Aha

[obsidian ore]

yes

[frosty herald]

I didnt understand a word of that

[copper hawk]

any1 playin

[frosty herald]

But i agree

[jagged cradle]

He wouldn’t do that he loves me too much

[obsidian ore]

I had a computer engineer friend help me with that

[jagged cradle]

I can if you want

[obsidian ore]

IDK much about it either

[frosty herald]

Dorn and i could probably make some decent progress in havoc

[south grove]

You underestimate grubbing

[copper hawk]

paaawesome

[frosty herald]

Ive already done auric maelstroms with para

[copper hawk]

im gonna play a bit more, i just finished the nurgle stuff

[obsidian ore]

who wants to do some duos

[jagged cradle]

Are you that much of a grub for him ??

[obsidian ore]

dorn you up?

[lean cairn]

6 minutes to do a rolling steel, 8 if you include loading and requeueing, 30 left to do, 4 hours of grinding rolling steel

[paper harness]

No, playing with my femboy me thinks

Also pc unstable

[copper hawk]

lmfao of COURSE he has a femboy grub

[hard nexus]

fuck u mean “your femboy”

[hard nexus]

and surprisingly it’s not u

[paper harness]

You

[obsidian ore]

I've been called an Egirl when I was playing Helldivers

so that's that

[south grove]

Are you one?

Idk you

Sorry

[paper harness]

He’s taller than you

[obsidian ore]

I am a hairy turkish egirl

[paper harness]

Fyi

[spare talon]

Egirl (male)

[copper hawk]

IM NOT HIS GRUB

[south grove]

Oh

[copper hawk]

i no one grub

[south grove]

That's

Fun

[south grove]

You and wire are clones

[copper hawk]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1131384453890048020/0898A069-18F5-4C42-93D1-B3BB46290D0C.gif

[jagged cradle]

Are you sure about that?

[paper harness]

You playing?

[copper hawk]

yah

[copper hawk]

robo girl

[paper harness]

The anti christ (work) was defeated (not really) by the power of Christ (I told them to read the manual)

[south grove]

Wire is cica grub

Cica is dorn grub

[jagged cradle]

I’m a grub for everyone

[south grove]

Wire is dorn grub

[jagged cradle]

Important

[lean cairn]

how did someone join me

[copper hawk]

im not a dorn grub

[paper harness]

Mmt same mission

[south grove]

Falsehoods.

[lean cairn]

a level 18

[copper hawk]

im not in his grub server

im no one's grub

[obsidian ore]

I don't even have grubs, who wants to be my grub

[south grove]

I'm not either.

[copper hawk]

ur a dorn grub hamdol

[south grove]

Get on the waiting list.

[copper hawk]

i was yappin at dorn about this

[paper harness]

Hamdol is in the grub server

[copper hawk]

i do NOT want into that server

[heavy arch]

could the dorktiders take on a helbrute in lore

[obsidian ore]

my zealot can solo helbrute + thousand sons entire legion and be fine

[spare talon]

Yes
I have no idea what that is

[heavy arch]

im writing a fanfic

[south grove]

Chaos dreadnought

[obsidian ore]

Helbrute meets uncanny knife

[copper hawk]

@jagged cradle vc ?

[acoustic dune]

the e date

[spare talon]

Nuh uh someone told me to put double bleed on it cuz uncanny bad

That'll do the trick

[obsidian ore]

double bleed is the highest form of zealot skill expression

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

i dont like playin out of vc it's weird

[south grove]

Clones

[copper hawk]

i'd rather just play by myself

[south grove]

Wire and cica collise

[light badge]

I will now queue for standard damnation

[jagged cradle]

I’m not gonna talk

[copper hawk]

do u want to play w us hahnda

[light badge]

because I don't want to subject auric randoms to my drunkness

[copper hawk]

that's k

[acoustic dune]

how is it weird cica?

[jagged cradle]

I’m actually really shy

[spare talon]

Edaters when the internet goes down

[south grove]

Wire doesn't talk

Wire is myre

Mute

[light badge]

read: actually really gay

[copper hawk]

u can mute lmfao it's alright

i just like talkin 2 someone while we play

[acoustic dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1284620687012659200/4x-2.gif

[copper hawk]

i play w ppl here all the time and they're muted

[hard nexus]

mister e just posted a “havoc ready” build

lmfao

[jagged cradle]

Then yeah sure

[paper harness]

st100

[acoustic dune]

cica when are you going to invite me

[copper hawk]

LMFAO alright

[visual stream]

If the writers want us to win then we will win

[copper hawk]

i dont invite ppl

just join me

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/its-shrimple-shrimp-funny-haha-meme-gif-9312733212572166512

[jagged cradle]

It’s not my fault I have social anxiety!!

[lean cairn]

i can do a duo if you like @obsidian ore