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they did him dirty fr
That's not an answer
hey parchment you like music correct
💀
??????????????
Who wants to play plutonium with me and my bf @hearty nebula
@jagged cradle I miss video games...
i had my cusion play the game.
later on my grandma who lives with them called me about how it may be a sign of bad things becouse he cried at a game
neir is so peak...
Reminder you volunteered
Erm omg y do u ask…like..I’m reelly curious why you would say that?……?
Am I speaking ur language
uhhhh sure 1 sec
yuh
f word
It is kinda cool wandering a city I don't know
I’m one of them now

I'm buying a few cans
Let’s goo
Get rc cola
it should be said that automata's charaiters are a lot better than most video game charaiters
imagin in yoko taro wrote darktide
Gonna sit down and reread Phineas Gage's case
what's that
Can't buy them here lol
dm :3c
Red bulls only
Selling @cerulean moth
The safe way to play old cod
Nier Automata, or "what is it that really makes something a concious being"
I’m stealing him
Nier Automata, or 2b ass simulator
The 7 characteristics
Duhhh
You can also get cod for free
well the androids of Nier Automata definitely fit them
also the final ending credits sequence genuinely made me cry
if you know you know
Shockmaul
i was always a halo child
Maul
Tap into zombies
It's so mid
I really wish it was better
It's crusher without the crusher
And shovel without the shovel
Best part of cod is zombies
Rest of it is eh..
Campaign is eh
"A future is not given to you, it is something you must take for yourself" Nier Automata Pod 042
Can I have all his organs
At least the pancreas
Transplant committee has me in for 25 months
Now im wondering what Yoko Taros next game is gonna be like, if they even make another one
Wrong!
What’s wrong with the mk6 knife
Nothing
Cica was yelling at me 😔
People like mk3 for weakspot
It's a pain in the ass to use against bulwarks because you can't hit around their shield.
And he wasn't saying mk6 knife specifically, Cica just doesn't like knife users.
Cica yells at me too
Mk3 much better for fighting bulwarks because PA goes into that left side heavy that you can aim around their shield when they swing.
I sold my knives so I can't comment anymore
Just don't use III
Yeah yeah I know
Take thrust instead of decimator and skullcrusher
I hate it.
I don’t feel like it
Ew
im vry tired of runnin the same stuff
im like the eldar
i got bored of vanilla
it's time to freaky
Wdym are you gonna start using toys or something
For ds4 do i run fury or ij and what gun goes well with it
If you aren't gonna use the flip mechanic then use SI please
You're causing me great pain
i am druink and i am sterike team 5
I cannae hear you
no....
fatshark needs to add some titles/frames that you can't cheese
hey, how do you get the new frame? i did my 10th mission with the modifier
hi drunk and sterike team 5, I'm dad
unrela
i dont see it
where the white ones are
the dev note
makes sense
There's a few good ones
:3
like?
gonna eat my foodz @jagged cradle @grizzled aspen
Hi I'm food
I'm gonna go to bed.
kk
I completed the event anyway
With me? ><
Sleep calls for me like a seductive mistress...
I will GET you
Promise?
Nobody calling your lonely ass
I am using the flip mechanic bozo
Gtfo pretty boy
At this point if youre vaguely body pillow shaped I dont think I care.
Need to get over this fucking cold already and I've been awake for 23 hours.
lmfao ur super drunk
I called malice already find someone else frog
dont wrry frog
damn i love the flamer
gex?
who?
I hate the gec
frog
Slam fuck
I have had 6 drinks if my counting works, still.

And they're the really strong fruity drinks.
My fingers feel like vienna sausages.
of what
you gyat to tell me
My friends swear I'm gay because I don't drink the rancid piss they refer to as beer.
and we will play damation together
No mf I need to sleep.
zamm..... 😔
Alcohol + 23 hours awake + 9 hour shift does not mix well.
Drink motor oil
Also, as I said, I have a cold.
Tasty
bro needs a 2 whole day sleep
What a coincidence, I have the next 2 days off...
holy moly
Ur gonna spend that playing darktide
frooooog
Don’t
do you play vrchat
No.
You moaning frogs name or whining
aw
depends on his mood usually
I respect that

I'm in the dark reading a thesis on lobotomy
I'm not joking
What’s the vrchat culture like now n
Oh, that actually sounds interesting.
What are the money moves
Too bad I'm exhaustipated.
Vrchat has... culture?
Erp
honestly it's nice if you know the right places
It's not just a gaggle of degenerates grinding on each other with furry models?
The side of your toilet has a bacteria culture
Different varieties of it
but it's always been a game for social rejects or ppl with too much money and time
no xd
Sometimes yes
Tell me about the social rejects 👁️
The normal ones or the bad ones
Look in the mirror lil bro.
Oh
Need sleep music
This is unbelievably depressing.
I'm the head of staff for one of the largest worlds so I get ALOT of tea
I can't fall asleep to Christmas music
Yall wanna see some of it
No.
Catch me sleeping in vr chat and walking up to work with suspiciously pimple shaped heatseats pimple outline
I do
Yes
Stfu fronh
I do not care for gossip.
It's not gossip
uh yah kinda
lots of weird lewd content on vrchat
it's something of an issue rn
it was worse
like u could go to a room and it not like let u know it's 18+
and be surrounded by porn models and erpers
it was nuts lmfao
like 3/5ths of the rooms were lewd in nature
I'll strap you to a chair and force you to listen to Christmas music
That den of degenerates
Gross
and a ton of the avatars were lewd in nature
Here's a documentary on some schizo who tries to convince kids the sun is going to eat them and turn them into an amalgamate hivemind and also convince them to fuck him:
but it wasn't usually the furries
Those who play VRChat have encountered many different types of players however this one is by far the worst I've personally met.
(Disclaimer: The avatar creator has no relation to the individual in this video and disapproves of their behavior)
Consider Becoming A Member
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCELtGc4BoRUVYYD2uGTnucw/join
Socials
Ins...
the furries were freaky
but usually it's like
eboys and egirls w anime-esqe avatars
anyway i wanted to ask
why am i a white wine person?
Unironically the furry crowd is the nicest and least fucked up generalized group of ppl who play vrchat
And if you think about it
That's kinda sad
idk
u strike me as a white winoe
wine-o
byeah
Xicas calling you weak and pretentious
cheese and meat on a wooden board....
but they did kinda make me uncomfy
i am pretentious tho fr fr
they're super insular and a little more ... permiscuous, i guess, is the best way to describe it
call me weird but i still like my personal space in vr
Furries on vrchat are very touchy feely.
Mainly cause most of them are socially inept and REALLY touch starved
yerp
it's not necessarily a bad thing, but it made me uncomfy
but that was like one black mark
elsewise they're really chill if u can get past a lot of the uh
the cheese or the wine?
fetish avatars lmfao
god
malice's avatar is like the S tier of good furry avatars and some of the rarer ones
in how good malice's is
most are good and fine
cheese?
but a significant portion are fetish
:3
it's like a 3rd really awesome models rigged well with a lot of style and design (malice), another 3rd that are just normal models that are alright, and the last is fetish content
it might be a more like
1/4th, 1/4th, 1/2
in that order respectively
I'd wager at least a good 10% of every model I see has some form of fetish be it a major or minor part of its design attached to it
ok but what kind of cheese
as opposed to like
which is still a huge nimber
BRI
half of an entire normal adult-y room being just
BRI cheese? what's the B in BRI stand for?
e-boy/e-girl erping edaters w their barely unlewd avatars
kez says he wants to kill me, shit on me, then smear it everywhere
bussy ig
he said so just now
aaand with that
so then what's the R stand for?
uh
Name one eboy model you've seen that didn't have tattoos and ripples showing
good night lmfao
LMAO
i dono
impossible
ok, the I?
nipples*
inr
Some guys would pay for that.
Not saying that I am "some guys," but I know a few that would.
why tf would you pay someone to kill you? just do it yourself for free wtf is wrong with you
This some wild shit
This is what being in a vc with kez is like
I’ll just ask my question tomorrow
imagine spending money hiring someone to kill you
Some people are just into that man.
what a stupid thing to be into
vc w me as well
you can only do it once
Again, not saying I am "some people," but I know some that fit the bill.
sus
i looove super idol
@vernal terrace
you know, if I had eyes I would be able to see this image
Que?
unfortunately I do not have eyes
Chicken nugget cotton eyed joe ptsd song.
Explains why u don't like guns
Can't aim can u
:3
yeah cause knives are better
who tf would use a gun when knives and melee exist
This costume was made for Halloween, and it took about 3 weeks to make.
*Edit: this was made by a very kind friend that year out of thick wire for framing and felt with some foam padding for the head, which went over a felt one piece with a zipper that had the upper “arms” sewn in at the child’s waist. It was sized similar to about a 3T one pi...
little? I'm average height I'll have you know
Itty bitty
itty bitty? that's worse than little
Goddamn if I could fucking hock up this glob of mucus lodged in the top of my lungs my life would improve 100fold.
(I'm really short)
5ft 2 headass.
blow your nose more then u wouldn't have it
wait what that's the thing from the show
That aint how congestion works lil guy.
is toooo
alright
:<
two new cole grubs identified
The air up here doesn't work like it does down there.
air is air
air works like air
qwq
Maybe if you were taller you'd understand.
LMFAO how tall are you malice ??
sounds like a height issue
maybe try getting shorter
I'm saying lumi is 5ft 2.

Cannot confirm or deny that, but until factual information is presented, that is what I'm sticking with.

I'm probably average height of zealout chat goers.
im a queer dude egg guy thing so im fine w being short
everyone here is short
6ft and change.
im the shortest in my friend group :p
srry i only date tall creatures
definitely a lie
Can't be asked to remember the inches leftover after ft.
ur shorter than me
I can't be bothered to sit here and argue about my factual height.
thank god..
NOOO
kez is
be bothered
wait maybe not
i'm 5'8
No. I don't think I will.
be chalant
I think you can eat bricks instead.
@vernal terrace doesnt believe i crashed so
I tried already, I failed
much to my own disgrace
You didn't try hard enough, smh.
Dishonor to your family. Dishonor to your cow.
fr fr that was my b
I'll do better next time

same
ok what do i play
tac axe or dsword 5
Tac
dsword 5
ur mum
I do not like what this implies.
Tac 4
is malice taller or smaller than me
smaller
im 5'3
:(
no
ill only play taxe 2
there's no way
I'm taller
lmfao
Y
At 5ft 6 you're right at the level where I do a sprits of cologne.
cole play uhevi
i like taxe 2
Cologne sniffer...
T4 with martyr is fun
ok but i never play martyr
Not if I'm on my knees mr frog..
Senor
play evi rn
I am going to make you explode with my mind.
no

do it rn
thats like
one of my least favorite zealot weapons
u slay king
rn
play idk power sword
frogs gonna make me explode guys..
What part do you believe is the lie?
the part where you its assumed you aren't a government op
im on zealot
rookie mistake
and im not swapping off
Can you repeat that with proper sentence structure? I'm too intoxicated to make sense of it.
you are a government op
im a government op
I'm going to kill you with a big fucking rock.
LMFAO
i've been doing that like
So you're gonna....
Smash?
every day for the past month malice
peak
since i'm wearing my ocps you can't tell
I am about as far from a government agent as you could possibly get without being an outright terrorist.
yeah, just like the hit game super smash bros starring the titular characters mario and luigi
you are def a government op planted to turn the friggin frogs gay
At this point I'm just going to willfully downgrade my iq until I can't read your messages anymore.
I can do that for you if you give me a hammer and 10 bucks
please


this didnt happen
use evis
ill repeat what u said here
nop
fuck u cole
u muted me exactly ONE (1) time
PULL THE TRIGGER !!
PULL THE TRIGGER CHASTIE !!!
yes sir o7

Guards, pregnant man react Cole.
why dont people listen?
every 1min and 30 seconds

ciicaaaaa
you can :3
explode
hiiiii 
Fickle creature...


block them
ANYMORE
it would be funny
So does anyone have this weak ass frame

no, just you
I wanna see what it looks like so I see what I'm wasting my time grinding
also clipping this was wild
I wish
you are keeping it to listen to
I'm 1/10
Hi
frog wants me
Go run off to your little femboy king... I will remain here, sipping the last of my mango flavored vodka...
Finally
Im not the person w the fruitiest voice anymeowre nya
ew my voice
I am free
Your typing is still by far the fruitiest.
kez?
Yah
Lmfao
Troo
U remind me of some1 I've met before actually
Your voice
I'll taste it on your smile
Anyway back to work I go
Shifts nearly over

But im too tired 2 exhume those dead synapses
GAYYYYY
mango vodka?
disgusting
drink something better
It's delicious, actually.
Mango vodka
it isn't
im starting to feel like im too straight for how gay zealot chat is
And it gets me fucking wasted pretty fast.
share
you've just tricked yourself into thinking it is
On veteran's day we're allowed to drink again
I think I'm the straightest person here
That's what im saying
Im the manliest straight man here
Just outgay the gays.
It's exactly what I've been doing for like an hour.
Ive never accidentally been in an accident before
recurring theme of the place you hang around
And ive been driving since I was 15
want to tell us something
fels good to have my main stuff maxed out
I've never been in an accident when I was in the driver's seat.
I'll bend you out of shape, cole...
hoi

so you've on purpose committed vehicular manslaughter
good to know
isn't manslaughter when it's an accident
I'll get the popcorn.
once again confident that I'm the best driver here
No that's me
Since then ive never had an incident while driving
I drink and drive
But i dont drive much anymore
I almost get into wrecks every day, though they would never be my fault on an insurance claim.
No accidental crashes yet either
People in my town just fucking suck at driving.
I have minions do it since im a big tuff supah macho sgt naow
i just watched kez die to a poxburster
good for you, I hope I never see a roadside memorial with your name on it
that was peak

I drink water...
If I'm halfway through the intersection doing a left turn and you weren't even at the light, dont floor it to try and get in front of me.
while driving?
Yiss
why tf would you take your hands off the wheel
sorry theres a line for people making attempts to do that and its quite long
that's stupid
dont do it again
You use both hands on the wheel?
Clearly I drive better than you.
cole cmere
Yeah somethings long all right
...I am literally the only one here who won't die in a car crash
i need an adult
i dont feel safe
everyone in this chat is just copying me now its so sad
Nah bro. Two fingers, take it or leave it.
ITS MY THING IVE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS

grrrrrrrr
I am an adult.
sure bud

I just use my knee
well it sure as hell ain't your lifespan
i need an adultier adult
I am probably the adultiest adult here.
30 Views. Watch we outta animations and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the #1 Game Clip Platform.
buddy, you drive with 2 fingers on the wheel
I love my shitty mic
you're going to be in the local news soon
Yeah, and?
Sounds like you're not confident.
Knee!
get off ur PHONE
Malice boy drives with his fucking knee!
Watch meow bitch out the way and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Bro has more sauce than me when it comes to driving.
I am actually the only sane person here
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iQtJFySxGPfzAi07w/spok?invite=cr-MSxjVWYsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
Found the clip
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The lord giveth
Listen man after a certain point of driving your vehicle you begin to know the tolerances of your steering wheel.
And the lord taketh away
Driving with two fingers is pretty normal around these parts.
cockatrice behind you
Or your knees.
lemme peep 
good to know everyone is a shit driver where you live
I'll try to avoid it
If u can't drive with at least one hand then your car isn't part of you and you're a novice driver
My sister drives with her knees.
Which is fuckin weird, ngl, but she has 3 kids to fight with while she's driving.
So...
YES!!!
bad driving runs in the family?
Chicken adjacent
i swapped characters and coles game crashed
Good
Shadow said all guns are bad and useless
swap characters again
Again, this sounds like some projection of a lack of confidence.
Opinion disregarded
i smeel a bug report inbound
thats what im doing when he logs back in
Real shit?
Yes
guns are a crutch
so mean to cole
im gonna become his white knight
He said only bad players use guns
Yeah no bro you're dumb.
nah you're bad
I said he's stuoid
Like comical levels of dumb.
Stupid*
I shan't hear your buffoonery anymore.
if you're playing zealot you should use melee and knives only
die
flamer is NOT a gun
@paper harness
it is a flamethrower
If "I can't aim" was a person
I agree with one of those statements... and I'm not telling you which
It is a fucking travesty that I have to agree with malice boy of all people.
fr bro, you're so bad at aiming you can't even use knives
like learn to aim trajectories dumbass
nah, that recon las does work, the spearhead does work...flamer is mid tho
I want you.
flamer isnt mid by any means
let me finish that statement: to explode
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I think the "guns are bad" statement is tanner level content
Flamer is not mid by any means.
i want him too
Classic clip of me mind breaking
what has zealot chat become
This has to be the most brain dead conversation I’ve read today
tanner thinks damage is a dump stat
its mid to me, just not my style of weapon
That's you
You are an imbecile who plays half a class
no, I'm 'little knife boy' or something, not tanner
just admit you'd rather play vet
Tanner wannabe is worse than being tanner himself.
Stop while you're ahead lil bro.
tanner wannabe? nah, I would at least want to be someone more popular
I'm 10x better with a melee and no knives than you ever will be with both lil knife boy
so then why tf do you use guns
Don't make me remind you of the "mogging" you gave me.
just use melee
tanners viewer to subscriber ratio is crazy
God yall some noobs fr
kez has destroyed zealot chat by tapping into the morphogenetic field to influence zealot chat members send out of pocket comments towards me
cause when I use all 3 I'm 30x better than you
for what he does he is doing really well

I have no fucking idea who you are
seriously, who tf are you
this is peak content
grifttide
This is what u ppl r to me
yeah, I just assume you all aren't real either
Elaboration requested
12 dreg ragers are only manageable with specific weapons.
dont take ur pills plz
Mm estrogen
yeah, like power maul (melee) or knives (also not a gun)
??
Ah fuck u reminded me
i gotchu 🤝
I forgot to take my vitamins
actually don't, if you do titanfall 3 will go away
Astaghfirullah
XDDDDD XDXDXDXD XDXDXDXDXD
So run crusher or burn all your knives that you probably don't have all of anyway because of specialist sniping.
Yeah bro. You're dumb.
just kill more?
Like willfully dumb at this point.
if you can't kill enough to keep the knife economy strong you're bad
I embarrassed him so he's dying on the hill
I hate to break it to you, but you not good at this game
just let him live
:3
Anywho goo ni noobs
Mercy
its upsetting
bait is still believable fr fr
bunch of copycats
Weird hill to die on, but at least he's dead.
Gonna snuggle w my blahaj and sleep
goo ni
omg twin
it ain't the hill he died on, it's the hill I killed him on
I will never die
Can’t we snuggle instead
if I did who would keep you guys company
Cole.
who tf is cole

ppl who aren't dogshit at the game like u
I'm better at dt than you are
🗣️ 🔥
no, you're taking mine
Again. It's a fucking travesty that I have to agree with malice boy.
Like it's actually making my blood boil.
Point here is, disregarding guns in favor of your dumbass larping shit is unbelievably stupid.
holy shit cole plays ace attorney????
this dude plays half a class cause he can't aim and he's gonna confuse ppl who don't know better
misinformation in a server like this is cringe
that is the point of bait, yes
"Erm I am a death cult assassin!!1!1!!!1!" bro shut the fuck up and shoot the ragers so you don't get minced and throw.
yes ive literally talked about it a lot ive played every single one
disinformation*
lmao
Set foot in my domain. I dare you.
That was really cringe ngl
same end please 
actually malding
is this a threat or an invitation
Guess.
both
Didn't he leave to psyker chat
it is a threat
I remember I pinged him and said hi nade and he had a total meltdown
ew no I'm never going to psyker chat
to my safety
;)
oh yeah did nade leave the server
Yes.
HAHA
Bullied out by his messiah, no less.
damn that's sad I was his pookie
That’s
FROG DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
or something
I’m ok
LMFAOQOAOAO
Does...
Go find someone else
ITS R
Does that not mean what I think it means?
FROG
who is nade
R
LMFAOAOOA
well, too late
IM SORRY
saved forever
THATS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT THAT MEANT
Frog…
o.0
I'm gonna get fuckin banned now man.
LOL
Keep your weird fantasies to yourself

froge gone
yippee
murderered

no banning of the frog plz
I vote in favor of ban
just a warning mods plz
20 life sentences of bans
i dont, where else would i get my lurking content
What the hell did I log back into
Well. Off to hang myself!
Man…

not the first time someone on discord has said something along these lines!
revoke image perms for all eternity


Listen man I'm intoxicated and I didn't think that meant what it does.
Why do I have to be the victim tho
Reading between the lines isn't my strongsuit to begin with.
don't ask why, ask why not
that was absolutely hilarious tho
I don’t want to hear advice from you role player
Wire, I'm sorry.
that's not my advice
I'm quoting Cave Johnson
he gave great advice
Even worse
cole wouldnt let me convince someone the dclaw mk1 was the best one
tf you mean even worse
can we kill him
aperature was way better than black mesa
Unfortunately yeah it was
You know, at least I learned the proper meaning of what that phrase meant before I used it somewhere that has actual meaning.
you should walk up to someone and just say it to them randomly
Oh but this does have actual meaning
then walk away before they process
I should kill you with a giant rock.
You’re getting reported bud
NOOOOOOOOO
I have the image saved for all eternity
do you want me to post it again
How to get maced any % speedrun
blackmail?
well unfortunately ill still kill you with a giant rock
SAD!
blackmail is illegal on discord :3
not blackmail because I'll post it no matter what
get reported nerd teehee
:3
I'm gonna get fuckin airlocked into a private channel with a mod later, I just know it.
Wait we kill people with giant rocks?
My only defense will be that I am very stupid.
hey man
maybe stop incriminating yourself further
I’d advocate for you maybe
just tell them you didnt know what it meant and apologised straight after
youll be fine
^
again this is blackmail
no it isn't, it's bribery
There is a nonzero % chance that they have been watching this conversation.
It's business
politicians do it and get away with it so why can't I
they have eyes everywhere
your a nobody :3
I would be willing to bet on it, actually.
That’s cause they’re corrupt lol
so I should be corrupt
You aren't their friends, doofus.
being corrupt means profit
Then you’re a heretic
Unless someone reported you to a mod, chances are they didn't see it otherwise you'd have been muted
ok but I have money
Or spoken to in private
everyone is friends with money
but it doesnt mean growth, the most important part of grofit
growth is unsustainable anyways
you cant have grofit without profit AND growth
We will see. If I go radio silent for more than a day, then I fear I have been executed for high treason.

I’m gonna go shower you guys have fun
growth = more profits in the future in a majority of cases
shower? in MY zealot chat?
Well I hope you're well liked here
growth does not mean profit at all
And no one brings that shit up to a mod
dont take your clothes off while doing it thats highly irregular while we are all right here
you can have growth but still lose a lot of money and go bankrupt
If this happened in psyker chat I'd be cooked ngl.
… I’m just gonna snuggle my pillow and blast AC6 music while I sleep
I’ll keep my socks on dw
amored core or ace combat?
There's like 3 psyker chat regulars that fuckin hate me.

Armored Core
based
And its mainly because I tell them they suck ass at melee.
Or that their niche build is not worth running.
I wanna play more psyker but the zealot crutch has a hold on me
just play zealot only
i love psyker that shit is so much fun
Wean yourself off of zealout crutches.



