#zealot-class
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oh hey you have the Cole and me curse
Oh nah it's not acne I have
i just dont like eating i'll stop coping
I’m also short
I just look like a fucking kid no matter how much I try
i May have a Problem but Not Chat Appropriate convo
i exercise a bunch as well
like, all the time
someone could learn from this..
no i’m teasing kez
Lmao I'm almost a twink but people assume I'm like 25
i did nothing to u
I’ll help too
i am innocent in this matter
At my new job I’ve been asked
If I was a high school intern
When I’m going back to college
And someone said there is no way you are older than 20
good boss damage on psyker? erm what the scallop?
I mean I’ll take it
Hey let's roleplay as Abel and Cain, you can be abel and I'll crush your head with a big rock
cuz u never play w me
but that's not fair
las pistol has great boss damage, why r u shocked
I’m waiting on you ?!!
especially with infernus
normal death will :3
Cain gets to be a cool ass vampire
I remember I was helping a woman into a van, and a guy asked me if I got off school early.
Like bro
real actually
I'm nearing 30
after this deployment i'm going to the middle east
it just surprises me that it's as effective as it is
Bro thought I was 16
I got id'd at age 21 for hitting my vape
to get a deployment patch
i doubt anything will happen to me but that's my going joke rn
it's just such a nonintimdating weapon
twink death won't catch me before a rocket does
ancient ass dusty soviet rocket claims one more before retirement
I wanna see your twink death
twink death happens faster than a rocket
take it from me
Guy at a shop near my house asked me what year of high school I was in a little while back and people commonly call me things like son, buddy, kid, boy
where's that image of the like orange catboy
and the like picture
at the bar
that image is so fucking funny man
What are you talking about old man
Funniest one is when the police came to my door to ask about a crash and said “are your parents in”
you live your life, a perfectly fuckable twink. then one day you wake up and someone calls you an otter or a gray fox and its all over
Personal experience?
Nice gaslight, refuse to believe this is real Madam
happened to me just the other day at the dentist
"did your parents drive you here?"
Things like this make me want to fight the elderly
Also, just remember, most of the time the shrapnel isn't what kills you from an explosion, it's the shockwave.
actually yea its like that meme exactly
Meow a gooner frfr.
Proly depends on the explosion, I feel like the shockwave from a claymore ain't the thing getting you lmao
I might just start taking the piss and going along with it lol
Directed blast is different from other explosions.
An rpg hitting a building is infinitely more likely to cause casualties from the shockwave than the shrapnel.
The ATF after opening fire on my dog mannequin filled with 60lbs of tannerite and woodscrews
unsubscribe
i love drinking crude oil
i said unsubscribe
ds4 makes me incredibly elitist
holy shit
Jesus Christ, they're licking each other now...
they'll make some hooah boys will be boys sorta joke
Dad the cat boys are licking each other again
ena
about like ur girl or w/e
something about a girl
and they'll look AT me and say ... "or guy"
like add it
like they're hedging their bets
how so
this sounds stupid? like omg and then they all clapped but ALL the time
They want you ong.
it's only me i've never heard this when other people are present and i'm eavesdropping
watching terrible players get carried hard by it
Pegged as the barracks token gay its over for you
this person has gone down 4 times already
Hes been pegged???
Dark souls 4?
had a level 80 zealot manage to keep up with me in damage with a ds4, and then the moment they got trapped they insta DCd
holy femboy of allah
Been wanting to meet doomsday preppers, but then I remember they're doomsday preppers and are probably really bat shit crazy.
What is a ds4 lmao
Fake.
dueling sword 4
Mk4 duelling sword.
Oh okay I run dueling sword on my vet
true actually believe it or not
The poke heavies only model.
The baby mode Dueling Sword
anyone got a dueling sword build for zealot?
frog and phrog
I run evis on zealot, just so I never get trapped
LMFAO
I’ll believe 
u couldn't of been any better timed
.-.
Distant cousin.
They're funny. Most are shit.
we hate dueling sword in this house
my dad is kind of a doomsday prepper
🗣️
I met one and asked him which way was north and he didn't even know.
sorry you caught me in an elitist moment of me hating how fucking overpowered it is beyond belief
Good luck in the apocalypse moron.
The hardest doomsday prep is to prepare your body for harsh experiences.
whatever, elitist.
Yeah there's the 10000 guns preppers and then the basement with 4000 litres of UHT milk, and the milk guys are worse
he's been on his righty conservative arc and that seventh day Adventist-associated protestant brainrot has made him believe the world will fall apart eventually
How many tins of dried fruits and Heinz beans he got
buuuut he's too lazy to properly prep
Yeah but I wanna see what it's like to be inside one of those bunkers
he "added it to the infinite list of things needing to be done"
Them shits look all cool
Fuck buying beans to prep for apocalypse I just eat them mfs beans are so fucking good
and he's not a SdA but in terms of the 4 major cults, the end of the world thinking is very much part of it, and it's infected a lot of modern American protestantism
They just name them bunkers. Most just have a basement with way too many cans.
another discussion verboten for this chat..
havin fairly conservative parents has made me like studying religion..
i used 2 be catholic..
Eating canned beans for a long period of time is peak goblin behavior
Yknow I think I'd thrive in a zombie apocalypse
I'd by the guy like "oh yeah come on in weary traveler, I just put tea on" and it's people meat
My fridge has started making noises late at night like there is an army of little people in it with hammers
But it only does it at like 2am
i put them there srry
See this shit is what scares me
Ja, das verboten...
I grew up on a farm, I got an iron stomach
Like imagine meeting what you think is a normal person
Then bam
They're a Floridian
hi
Oh no I promise I'm normal and can be trusted
but thankfully my weak ahh stomach is just w sweets
i can't eat sweet foods really any meowre cuz they make my stomach hurt
sad..
Eat an entire bag of sugar free gummy bears.
I want to make it clear this is a persona I'm nothing like this irl
Cica, are you sure it's chocolate and not bugs?
can i take an immolation grenade over the knife?
Chocolate is full of roaches bro
Get them out get them out get them out
No you'll die
Genuine question, the FDA allows U.S. companies to have a significantly larger portion of bugs/chocolate ratio.
"can"? yes?
If you take off the knife you will die irl
Most europeans that eat American made chocolate think it tastes like vomit because of the bug tolerance.
i dont know if ive ever gotten an answer outta zealot discord lol
only American chocolate I’ve ate is hershies
psyker was ontop of it
how do we even answer that question phrog

of course you can change your build
Actually I know this one, it's because American chocolate is full of butric(?) acid as a preservative, which is the same as gallbladder acid
And idk it just tasted wrong
Idk if itll even survive
I feel like a apoc would bring out the absolute worst in humanity
Idk man, statistically it's like you eat 1/6th of a cockroach with a hersheys candy bar.
Got nothing on Cadbury chocolate
This is interesting. Didn't know that, actually. I'm sure the bugs don't help beyond that, though.
Chocolate in other parts of the world doesn't have butric acid
Cadbury fucking sucks I eat whittakers or an obscure German chocolate
It's because the milk goes slightly sour in the Hershey's process. Nowadays yeah I wouldn't put it past them to put bugs in it, and not just dye extracted from beetles
Nah it's butric acid as the preservative
Cochineal beetles are the one exception to my loathing for being served bugs.
@misty ravine
ds4 zealot vs ds5 zealot
fighting a beast of nurgle
Because the alternative is red 40, a known carcinogen, among other adverse effects.
Huh ?? Wow I never knew that
Stag beetles are based.
they nearly died
That's cool
I drink exclusively red 40 stfu
Just don't piss them off.
Butyric acid from sour milk, at least originally
You are going to get cancer, you ape.
You're a carcinogen
Something from fear factor
Stop fucking ingesting that.
Nah I'm built different
A chocolate bar comprised entirely from sour milk chocolate
You might get cancer from it but I ain't gonna
He replaced all his organs with those plastic anatomy dummy ones
He has nothing to fear
But no actually I live in a developed country with actual food quality testing
Might be biased here but for me it's Lindt
Genuinely, if yall ever feel like you're always out of energy or you're unable to lose weight, start noting what things you eat that contain red 40, seed oils, corn syrup, and caffeine.
Don't fuckin start on the seed oils bro
I have lost 20 pounds since I started cutting back on soda alone and I feel like I've got twice the amount of energy I used to.
I'm still not wrong lmao.
Yeah soda is empty calories that's how that works
Seed oils are objectively bad for your health.
if I didn’t drink coke I feel I’d be built like Gollum
Eh, I've needed caffeine since I found out in high school that I couldn't focus without it
Having not previously drank it so it wasn't withdrawal
I consume nicotine and caffeine, and you will not stop me
caffiene currently is the only thing that keeps me doing things and keeps me from being in a mental downward spiral
oops!
Actually, drinking Mexican sodas (because they're made with real sugar and not corn syrup) doesnt make me feel sluggish.
are there meta studies that show that?
I meant the losing weight part headass
It's better than microdosing meth, tbh. (adderall)
Nah
America is to my knowledge the only place that puts corn syrup in sodas
Japan?
Cause haha cheaper
You actually wrong for that brother
NZ
I hear Japan's food is so damn clean they can eat raw eggs n shit
That's most of the world these days
glorious nippon food
Salmonella isn't nearly as much of an issue from eggs these days, even in america
You can actually do that in most of Europe but American egg scares made a bunch of people think it’s not possible
Yes. Everywhere else uses actual fuckin sugar. It's rage inducing that I can't enjoy a real soda without having to go to an out of the way store and buying overly expensive Mexican sodas.
raw egg
raw egg, japan [soypogs]
except true
Yeeeaah I ain't gonna take my chances with no walmart eggs
Untrue, pretty much everywhere developed you can safely eat raw eggs
Like I can only buy these real sugar sodas in one store in town, and they're like a $1.50 a piece.
For ~16oz.
Oof
maybe it should be
raw egg, america (where i am)
etc
For me that's like 3 drinks.
failed run, skill issue
those damn teammates
Fuckin Google it bro, raw eggs are safe to eat, even in America >90% of the time
Raw eggs are safe to eat.
Last eggs I bought from the store had blood inside them not sure what was going on there
probably
swiftly got binned
Your eggs having salmonella is actually a big fuckin issue
The stigma that raw eggs are not safe to eat came from raw cookie dough.
Yeah it's actually the flour
The real issue with raw cookie dough is the raw wheat, which may contain e.coli.
Raw flour is waaaay more dangerous than raw eggs
does japanese cookie dough have this problem
Granted, raw eggs taste like shit.
Yes
It's not something you can really filter out
Pillsbury has edible cookie dough specifically made to not have that problem
Japanese item =/= better
I love it
i am unconvinced as of now
Can’t believe you hate the slime
I haven't read the ingredients but I'm 99% sure it's chemical shitstorm.
Probably
They do taste like shit raw but they're safe lmao
Just like everything else that's affordable
the beast of burgle will hear about this
Not only am I a texture eater, but they just taste awful.
Guess what else is chemicals
Literally everything?
Vapor trails
Can't wait until bro hears about dihydrogen monoxide
You fucking nerd?
Chemical =/= bad
Processed shit is designed to be eaten, they just found that organic shit on the ground somewhere
"Chemical shitstorm" is a phrase used to describe unnecessary fillings to mimic an ingredient or are unsafe compared to other alternatives.
water is chemical
To go back to what I was talking about earlier, red 40 falls into the group "chemical shitstorm."
I forget that America has such shit food quality standards
hard water salesmen
Cause, yknow, cochineal beetles don't give you fucking cancer.
You don't know that
Still water…..
Mf they have been used for literally thousands of years. If they gave you cancer, somebody would have found out by now.
FDA be like “safe levels”
Every other country be like “that will kill you”
And thats not an exaggeration, either.
Okay?
Red 40 has been around for a few decades and the FDA knows its a carcinogen, then allows it to be put into candy that is routinely marketed at children.
Big Red 40 is to blame for this
The problem is it has all the regulation of any other developed country but the regulatory bodies are wholly captured by industry.
Remember: It's not corruption if you call it lobbying!
This is why the company that makes nerds is a chad company, because they know their product is marketed at children and they use cochineal beetles for their red dye.
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
AT LEAST THEY ARENT LYING TO YOU ABOUT IT
Get chickens. The chickens will live in the pod and eat the bugs, and you get to eat the eggs
YEAH ITS A BUG, BUT IT LITERALLY ONLY EXISTS IN SINGLE DIGIT MG MEASUREMENTS

Yeah so do termites you gonna happily crunch on those?
It's not like some of those protein substitutes that are like 60% or more of fuckin mealworms.
?
FDA dumb, allows carcinogens and chemical shitstorm in food for no reason.
Oh yeah fair enough
Who’s getting oiled up
Originally I said something about cutting caffeine, corn syrup, seed oils, and red 40 out of your diet to make yourself feel more energetic.
freaky tentacle poxwalkers
But apparently I'm a health nut or something for thinking those are bad for you.
i love red 40
wikipedia doesnt think that seed oils are bad
has a whole article about seed oil misinformation
Ok, I'll drink 1 teaspoon of bleach every night for a week.
Oh, well if Wikipedia says it
this good enough to fight twins on secret difficulty? ignore the flamer stats, they will be maxed out before i attempt
You think Wikipedia is a trusted source?
yeah that's how facts work 
That's delightfully naive.
one of the few things i remember from school is that wikipedia is not a trusted source
what is the source that teaches that seed oils are bad then
OK teacher headass, Wikipedia is one of the only unbiased sources of information
i asked earlier for a meta study or meta analysis
That's delightfully naive, a second time.
more like
Teachers were just lazy and didn't want you going to one site with everything on it
PEEPEE PEDIA
Trust Wikipedia, they're fucking strict with their info
Awfully bold to claim that a free use informational page isn't biased.
the seed oil hysteria started because of a joe rogan interview omg
wikipedia is where you go to get trusted sources
or just read the sources list on wikipedia
Get your info from Wikipedia and cite their sources
Brother everything is cited
this seed oil shit didnt start because of some studies that came out, it's because of some carnivore diet guy named Paul Saladino
Especially considering any teacher worth their salt would warn you that all sources have bias.
Incorrect
Any magazine source is biased because that's how they get clicks
maybe all sources have bias but idk that doesnt mean you cant believe anything. and if it does then you being so confident about railing against seed oils is very odd
The fuck is Wikipedia gonna gain by being biased?
wikipedia is pretty biased, the only unbiased sources in the world may be things like math journals
What would anybody gain by being biased?
You're not allowed to believe anything. Nothing ever happens.
Chud.
the problem isnt what they gain but it's about their worldview and interpretation of reality marring their ability to accurately portray things
Awfully bold of you to assume I didn’t feed all your sources word for word to an ai so it comes up on. Your submission 100% made by ai
The people writing things can be biased
they may have opinions
🗣️ 🔥
Wiki is comically strict with their fact checking and moderation, you can edit in a spelling mistake and they'll revert it and ban you from editing within an hour
Wikipedia for the
most part attempts to just list facts and sources
Like yeah sure Wikipedia will be biased against Hitler who cares lmao
Wikipedia itself is constantly begging for money, but that's neither here nor there. An industry astroturfing related Wikipedia articles to be biased in their favor is cheaper and potentially more effective than advertising in putting their thumb on the scales of public perception
The point remains that I can edit whatever the fuck I want on it and some poor schmuck has a nonzero% chance to take it as fact.
And, yknow, making email accounts is free.
And Wikipedia can't IP ban me, last I checked.
Does one by chance have a source?
Even on a VPN?
well they probably know about many VPN providers
if you have an obscure one or go on a random server like thailand or some shit then it might work and they wont be able to ban you
maybe
in other words: where there is a will there is a way
Yeah not a particularly good one
This is just further solidifying my point that Wikipedia is not reliable.
wikipedia frequently ip bans people from editing actually
what is reliable
nothing
What I said couldn't possibly be right because I can't remember off the top of my head where someone wrote it down
the best i can think of as reliable are meta analyses
just dont believe anything
I'll wait for you to post a meta-analysis of the effects of seed oils on the human body to prove your point that they're bad for you then
if you are a study of dozens of other studies then you probably reduce a lot of bias unless you straight up do the study wrong lol
Whenever you feel ready
Reddit is that way, sir.
I am not digging through my search history to find something I read on the toilet at 3am.
you when someone asks for you to prove anything you say: reddit sir
You make a claim, it's up to you to prove it
big reddit moment, not just trusting the discordian
So, whenever you're ready
For once I must agree with malice boy.
i feel like if wikipedia has a whole article saying your viewpoint is pseudo science then something MIGHT be wrong
Dark days, indeed.
I only open Wikipedia to look at obscure firearms and battleships
I can't tell if they're ironic or not
Autistic topics like that have a 100% chance of being 100% correct
The other stuff not so much
it isnt like seed oils is some subjective thing
Nobody dares mess with pages like that for fear of not only being IP banned, but being swatted and getting a pipe bomb in their mailbox.
they either cause statistically significant negative health outcomes, as shown throughout studies over decades, or they dont
Wikipedia is good to learn about a subject at a rather surface level but you can always scroll to the sources tab to learn more
NOOOOO-OOOOOOBZ
Go run or something, you feral catboy.
Do it again.
Hi cicutie
Die.
Hey guys would you still love me if I was a worm
i think that the better advice is to cut out oils in general
cant really argue against that
You aren’t? Get out of here I feel so betrayed rn
aaaa the worms!
You are literally a beast of nurgle bro.
Wake up.
Who up tiding they dark
Why are you talking about seed oils so much @clever swan
They also have some of the most obscure shit possible
depends on if youre under my skin or not
My tummy really HURTS feels like someone stabbing me
seed oil based lifeform pushing their seed oil agenda
I was reading up on the Jonestown massacre and they have shit like citing audio from an article that had radio interviews
psygyatt
reporting this to the inquisition
i am in the pockets of Big Seed Oil
have you ate anything weird?
So you could click the source, but the actual info wouldn't be written there, and instead in audio
The parasites are trying to get out
@remote lark
too much seed oil
Or how they have like a 40-minute transmission of Jonestown's leader's final speech before the mass suicide
Shut your mouth they aren’t real!!!
Those are all generally bad for you
anyone who says otherwise is fat
That's what I said!

Exactly!
I bet the Kool Aid contained Red 40
wild that the mobian 6th consumed so much seed oil that its got them sprouting tentacles
Just exercise
that's what im saying
Eat less fatty food
But nooooo I have to provide fucking sources for common sense information!
im not gonna disagree with you, but saying everyone who says otherwise is fat is a l...oh it was joke
Do cardio
Eat shit and die.
Cardio increases ur rnergy levels ten fold
Doesn't seed oil have something like reducing bad cholesterol in the blood or something
I'm sure enough people exercise you that you don't have to worry about that, femboy.
I will actually explode before I do cardio.
woooooow
Femboy on femboy violence.
Maaaan even malice is gangin on me
L
Bottom
I have a heart condition, sir. Excuse me for not wanting to make it explode.
if we team up I think we can take them all
dont tops get more excersize though
That's where u score
I remember oils having a bit of a drama in the nutrition community because some violently reject "bad food" and other people say you can do whatever as long as you're matching your energy consumption and getting basic nutrients
just from being tops
I do too.
Boooyah
Apologies
In a fight, right?
I do cardio
In a fight, right?
You're avoiding the question?
And being from the UK I have the ancestral perk of stabbing
Who are we getting fucked buy?
I'm going to take you, cica.
some foods will make you tired and lethargic
some foods take longer to digest, and some foods people can't digest totally
ILL TAKE YOU ALL ON
dpeneds on who you ask
me getting MAD EEPY after dinkin milke
Military tech is just the cheapest garbage the army can buy, wouldn't put all your eggs in that basket
Yeah but you're not 6ft tall and 220lbs, are you?
"heavy" foods
This is why I just eat burned plastic rings
fatty foods, dairy (lactose), and fried food are examples of foods difficult for you body to digest (takes a lot of energy, provides little nutrition)
Pretty sure I've got a lot more blood to push around than you do.
lactose requires a special enzyme and the default human template is that you stop producing lactase by age of like 2 or 3
I ingest dairy shit when I'm trying to juke out my hunger
you dont like burgles?
do people not do twins anymore? i cant find a game
tell that to my milk drinking ass
mutant FREAKS can have a mutation that allows lactase to be produced through their lives but to varying degrees
Drinking a glass of milk keeps my stomach from growling for hours
mainly white people
If you do play with us tonight Chase will probably want to do his last 5
and people from a certain part of africa
that had lots of cows
milk is full of fat and it takes a ton of energy to digest fat
Please donate your blood to me specifically
bile n stuffz
Fam
The shit in my ass
I'm a bile based lifeform
my resting heart rate now isl ike 45
I’ll give you the penis blood
like unironically
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? @spare talon is your boytoy a fucking vampire?
What did he mean by this chat
if i havent had an energy dirnk and im just sitting around my garmin fr 255 says 45
and when i do those cuff things it says like 42 - 50 systolic
your heart is like any other muscle
kinky
I knew a guy who had this issue after drinking gatorade only for a week straight.
speaking of
I know that's a wrong reply moment but it's still hilarious.
Actual image of me
Seed oils are high in Omega-6 fatty acids, which are implicated in heart disease (especially if consumed in excess relative to Omega-3). Not sure IIRC how well-proven the excess Omega-6 to heart disease link is right now. It's also hard to disentangle from the fact that highly processed junk food is full of seed oils so of course people who eat that shit are less healthy on average.
Probably best to just avoid highly processed food as much as possible knowing the history of industry capturing regulators and meddling with science, the general prevalence of scientists receiving their funding/incentives from industry, and how journalists have always baited people with headlines about how this food is deadly poison or how you should be eating more of that food.
if you do cardio, exercising your heart (around 140 bpm) will allow it to pump harder and propel more blood through ur whole body with less force
I notice my shoulder blade pain, which I need to exercise more, actually lowers if I take deep breaths
noob
i've given blood before
lots of it
when my mom got cancer i donated a lot of blood
I mean, my blood is fine, my heart is not.
because we have the same blood type
I wasn’t allowed to give blood cause I was born early for some weird reason
who knew stronger muscles got less injury
and i just kept doing it
he is stupid dont worry
Wuh
doesnt mean u should neglect it,,
I'm not allowed to give blood because of the amount of nicotine
Man the fuck up mf.
try to do a lil cardio,,
but yah cardio and eating less/better has improved my energy tenfold
i'm like
through the whole day
There are so many hearts around you daily pickup a new one at Walmart /j
when the overweight people in my unit are like unable to do anything and are doomscrolling
Bro got spawn camped
Take 1g of caffeine every day, work it to failure
Dude I move like 4 cases of heavy stuff at work and my blood pressure skyrockets so badly it makes my neck veins bulge for like 10 minutes.
Uncle had to get a heart transplant I think he has a pig heart now
Not that bad, tbh.
police man heart
where are you at tintin?
in so cal?
i could recommend stuff 4 u to do
Pig organs are surprisingly similar and compatible to human organs.
there's millions of people in LA alone it's not doxxing if u say ur in LA or like
Pigs are basically people with hooves
San Diego/Oceanside
There's a reason you call it long pork
la is a doom on the boom meter

Real shit though if I want to make it past 35 I will probably need a heart transplant.
You know when you do kegals and burst the mosquito sucken?
That’s me
What the fuck is a kegal?
Do I even wanna know?
Don't answer if I shouldn't know.
What did you just say
kegal space program
It’s 5am and you are
making zero sense!!!!
Been awake since 0200 this morning.
Erm nuh uh so you see gmt is +0 right and in space it’s also regarded as earth time
Meaning
My timezone is the real one
Unironically I believe psykers may have an easier time killing burgles than other classes with the magnitude of shit we have to deal with now.
You're woozy from the time displacement, it's 2024
LMFAO @hard nexus
waiter waiter more meows please !
she always gets eaten by burgles
i frantically chase after her 2 save her cuz they always abduct her into some distant corner
Meow is a vore freak, holy shit.
the shitabyss
i, however, the great an pawesome Cicatrices, never get eaten by burgles
because i run like a bitch as soon as im puked on
i am deathly afraid of being eaten
Yeah, you get netted by a trapper.
He doesn’t want you to look at him eating
let the wormy boy eat psykers in peace
Honestly, the burgle can eat the smiteker, as a treat.
she doesnt play psyker anymeowre rlly
lmfao
i will save anyone gobbled
regardless if smyker or not
and i will always flee in terror
And when cica was eaten they all let him be dissolved
I'm always the one that gets eaten I chastise straight into that mfs mouth
Where you flex this pelvic floor muscles except I spelt it wrong
Yeah, I'm generally really confused about what's actually not harmful to the body, because some people will swear anything that isn't a vegetable is spawned by the literal devil
Essentially I’m saying I’ll blow you up with me dick
And also some of the stuff in vegetables if you eat too much of them
what is dump stat on flamer? damage I assume?
I have 1100mg of caffeine in my body right now
thats me all day every day
And I'm not too sure about testing, but I'd imagine the long-term issues of food is something that takes a huge while to research and is prone to a lot of interference from the rest of the food the person eats
yes, like the only weapon where thats the case
And also genetics
ok coll, the only reason I was asking is I don't know how burn intensity works or how it scales
Eat whatever you want, maintain a relatively balanced diet and you'll be good
Kino
Just don't be fat
thats rude
If u start to gain weight eat less
I have failed...
That's why I'm cutting that bad shit out of my diet.
Calorie deficit
Can't go cold turkey on it or else the whiplash might actually send me into a spiral of uncontrollable depression.
Screw that.
That's................how weight loss works?
Yeah I'm taking the piss.
So I have another dumb question (my apologies, I’m still pretty much learning the game despite having almost 400 hours on it now) what are main stat and sub stats for curios I should have for my Zealot? >.>
Depends on weapon.
I have 3 toughness curios
@spare talon i summon thee
If not 3 toughness or 2t 1 hp
I do nothing but press f and m1
@spare talon cole cole cole come play
1hp curio, 2 toughness curios.
x3 hp, x3 toughness, x3 gunner resists or x2 gunner resist x1 sniper resist.
Yeah you would put substances into your body
Whore

Take that witch hat off two
noo
I have a 16mg nic pouch in rn, and I've drank 2 monsters today
No reason for that shit to be on
i like my hat
You cunt
@spare talon post tintin sniper magnet.
hahahahaa
they call me the loser boy the way i always have 1 20% sniper resist on my curios
put on a jolt hat
rat
you just took 5 hours to come on the game after telling me "lets play soon"
yep
YOU DONT GET TO CALL ANYONE A RAT RN
Can’t Skype tonight
told his twink ass id play
logged into the game
game played
too hot to handle
I cast testicle-adjacent explosion
weird, something near my testicles just exploded for no reason
I’m sick of that cat
That cat is sick of you
And any cat like it
The burgle destroyer 9000...
I’d fart in its bed and give it pink eye
Yay, qq quell cancel macro user in the new modifier.
Can't wait for him to get banned.
Crack4kids eh
if you're trying to get a good weapon to grind your mastery with is it still kind of ok to just play the gacha with hadron or not really
seems like just waiting for one from milk would be better
Telling the server what you're doing via carrier pigeon
just had the funnest match of darktide ive had in awhile
i like that monsters can spawn during events, even if it is just burgles
adds some extra pressure
I swear the amount of burgles is a hint to the new boss. That’s my cope
They evolve into those flys when killed enough. We are killing alot of them
and makes me feel less bad about 2-4 shotting them with a Thammer "ruining" other peoples fun, but maybe thats just me
oh god, a flying monstrosity
that would be crazy, i guess it would give ranged builds something more to do
I guess since every class has ranged no matter would it wouldn’t be too bad? Maybe a way to force it down wouldn’t be bad
I’m imagining monster hunter levels of detail lol. Not gonna happen but still!
I like the idea, maybe like Burgle it picks osmeone up instead of eating them
incapacitating someone
They evolve into a species native to Australia
Atleast we'll have experts in how to handle them
@spare talon Goon destroyed
wasnt he a joke
Not really
8 actions fucking sucks
Omni Shield spam helps but it took an attempt to figure the fight out
idk i killed him on hard and killed him on the first actual attempt
gooners stay losing
possibly
also the ice weakness ice damage skill
fucking busted
hello yes id love to double my action per turn for free
I’ll bust alright
Forgot about that
fuck
@copper hawk gaming???
Just eat him smh.
Actual final check, is skybound avatar the dungeon you fight Destroyer Charadrius
no
has anyone figured out what the heck is going on with the purging flames penance? do I just not understand what the conditions are for an enemy to count as 'burned'?
its bugged
@summer briar nah wait this is something different
its from using the immolation nades
it should work
ope
i mean i'll lob an immo into a group of like 30, they'll die (red hitmark without other input from me or other players), and i'll get maybe 2
it could be bugged, not sure. I have it completed though so it worked at some point
thanks anyways lol
she's asleep methinks
Iirc flak/unyielding or flak/elites w rampage/savage sweep or rampage/shred for mk3.
Mk15 wants the same but instead of savage sweep, bloodthirsty.
I can hear the sea lions
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this is her build
I wish to silence them
Thanks
Did she end up replying btw?
Huh?
Oh you mean me being left on delivered for 18 hours, yeah?
Turns out she is a huge fucking airhead and left her phone in my cupholder of my car.

Told you
Noticed it this morning when I got in and went to drop my keys in the cupholder where I usually do.
Didn't have to worry
what analog horror slop was this again
the furry one
dont tell me
it was uh
the something files
walton files?
Listen man I'm a little more than fucked up when it comes to worrying, and 95% of the time it's justified.
is perfect strike the play for evis
Dodging is the play for evisc.
but u have to do the whole hog crit evis

piety and everything
I get ya
My precognition for terrible events has only been wrong once.
This is now the second time.
Every other time has been spot on.
Almost ruined my chances w/ a uni app because the officer straight up forgot to reply
Bruh.
Precog on shovel
Make finesse shovel
I think I’m enjoying the psword too much
Wiped.
I got backed into a corner and vored, the other 3 died like hamsters.
With who ?
i was gonna invite grubgrub but he's in cali
Are you running it with laspistol?
frog and i
I think youll like laspistol more.
yeah
Much faster and your ammo pool is deeper to deal with shooters better.
Wdym???
my ex was named Raven
You dated someone named Raven and thought it was a good idea?
I’m enjoying the Bp I’ll stick with it for now
That name didn't set off any red flag at all?
hello parchment
and i am bad at the game
what r u drinking
what do i do?
wine
what kind
@spare talon
u seem like a white wine kinda guy
If: bad at the game
Then: get better
Them:
Shut up, I am intoxicated.
Who ping me
Me
Why ping
white wine, i just finished the bottle.
I actually like red better.
zens are my fav on top of that
..
I’ll be different promise
Cinnamon isn't sweet.
true
LMFAO
Use an agrip inf auto
Ture
that's the poiint
i am trying my best
I'm miserable rn wow
do you want to play with me 👉 👈
No
The sea lions won't shut up
fight em
I feel as if you are accuseing me of something
Unblocked tintin I’m feeling a lot better
In the outdoors
I'm blocking tintin
don't he is a good one
Sorry about earlier
he helped me get that achivement
You’re good
Was too harsh on you
a real one tbh
I'm gonna sneak out for RBs rn

Ughhj
Boil

I hate scout policies
The power of dog thankful to Jesus
I can cut people open but not go to seven eleven alone
Is unmatched
should i play the game while drunk chat?
Risk of rain 2
why wouldn't u
but i'm bad at that game
How
merc only...
I have a massive itch to play Skyrim it’s unreal
Like I can’t play this game or any other
Well being drunk you’ll be good
no freinds who play...
Cause Skyrim is in there
I unironically have a bell curve when I drink and play tide
I get way better after a shot or two but once my vision gets blurry it's just over
i am alone in this dark tide...
I also saw someone make some a good fh animation mod, if you play the rim anyways
went to take nap so i can wake up for gaming time with homie, missed alarm & woke up at 12 am and missed gaming time. im so mad
I don’t drink i have enough fun as it is
will i hit knives like faze????
hii
hi
hi
will you play with me?
I took a nap too
(Neiryn don't tell them how much I miss)
i have never done an alric
i saw you whiff more tk than i do
Reading my surgeon's textbook outside in the dark
I'm at work for another 2h or 3h but if ur alive when I'm home I will
which is saying something
This is fun
Did u see I whiffed all7 on a trapper and ran out
ag one point
(I am freezing to death)
idk
I was so wasted
man this neir ost it really htting it
i dont rember
Let's kill him
emil
😔 my boy







