zealot-class

[jagged cradle]

Oh

[south grove]

it's an accomplishment alright

[jagged cradle]

Interesting

[south grove]

[paper harness]

we have 500 dead keyboards at the office

[hard nexus]

if you’re taking blazing piety, headtaker brutal momentum

[paper harness]

we have no idea what to do

[mighty root]

I’d be different if you know he was just joking around but all he shows me is toxicity

[paper harness]

😭

[south grove]

yea go grind w/ dorn

get better

I have to go soon

[jagged cradle]

I’m already decent ish I’m pretty content

[south grove]

you better be better than me when I'm back

[south grove]

this is true

byeeeeee

[hard nexus]

noob on noob violence

[south grove]

have a good weekend

take a break

[jagged cradle]

Bye bye

[unreal agate]

Got it! Was running headtaker and.. whatever the other one is that is basically the same, but on 2 or more hits. Loved headtaker, other was alright. Burtal momentum was standing out to me but I was unsure and hadnt tried it yet

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

[vernal terrace]

Curry’s will buy them all off you for an in store voucher then you can buy some shit prebuilts from them

[spare talon]

shred and either headtaker/brutal momentum
Headtaker for better single target damage at the cost of horde clear
Bm for better horde clear at the cost of single target damage
Shred is mandatory due to how important crits are for it, only weapon with 2 stats affecting crit damage

[south grove]

I wouldn't be so hateful if he wasn't being weird ngl

[paper harness]

I am not shipping them from the states

[south grove]

calling a kid a twink is... a choice

[hard nexus]

if you have a mk2 taxe (best one), heavies are flat enough to get 2-3 kills from BM

[jagged cradle]

Yeah only I can call you that

[modern lintel]

noob on noob violence is supposed to be general chats thing smh

[spare talon]

this is a common occurance on discord

[vernal terrace]

You are like 17 get a grip

[south grove]

this is true

[copper hawk]

Good jorb

[south grove]

this is true

buuut

calling me a twink while purgatus crutching...

[hard nexus]

ok so what i’m hearing

[south grove]

I ain't gonna hear him out

[hard nexus]

is you both are fucking stupid

alright

heard

[south grove]

this is true

[jagged cradle]

Yes

[south grove]

I'll move on now

[jagged cradle]

Especially tin

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/domgcat-donkeycat-gif-24380643

[unreal agate]

I'll have to test shred out more. I do understand crits are important, but I've felt as if blazing piety has given me enough crits to generally focus on other blessing to get better all around results

[jagged cradle]

:3 ily

[mighty root]

Time for more chain axe on vet

@spare talon do you want to play?

[hexed igloo]

Why do you, as a man, have eyes?

To look at other men?
???

[modern lintel]

truly

[hard nexus]

shred isn’t needed with blazing piety due to the taxe innately having a higher crit chance

[paper harness]

yes

https://tenor.com/view/chris-bumstead-cbum-daddy-cbum-gif-25702331

[hard nexus]

against a single target you’ll build up like, 77% crit chance iirc, without shred, with blazing piety

u don’t need 100% crit chance!

[jagged cradle]

I’m gonna miss tintin

[hard nexus]

where’s he going

[vernal terrace]

the sea

[hard nexus]

oh

off he goes

[lucid dune]

95% crit chance is fun with man-slayer throwing knives though. =)

[jagged cradle]

Ohio 😔

[vernal terrace]

I actually don’t believe in crit

[lucid dune]

Oh look, 1 throwing knife, 12 dead ragers.

[hard nexus]

die

[paper harness]

how old are you

[jagged cradle]

Yeah that’s fair i cringed typing it

[jagged cradle]

18 !

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-principal-mr-electric-office-send-him-gif-10142710444543033839

[spare talon]

its less that and more that shred allows scourge to stack up even faster, especially if you dont have piety active, which if you opt to go for the stalwart route, is an actual possibility

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/beast-boy-beast-boy4-teen-titans-teen-titans-go-teen-titans-beast-boy-gif-25291191

[hard nexus]

kid named pressing F

[paper harness]

suicide reading this

[spare talon]

youll likely kill whatever you hit with that

[vernal terrace]

Yap

[mighty root]

@spare talon do you wanna play?

[hard nexus]

single target

ogryns, bosses

[spare talon]

i just got home man

[copper hawk]

As the single stalwart user in darktide I agree w this statement

[mighty root]

Damm

[median steeple]

Nap time for cole

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[modern lintel]

theyll kill you

[copper hawk]

Grandpa needs his nappies

[spare talon]

yeah but now youre gaming with 67% crit chance from those two things alone

[paper harness]

should load you into the no texture consigment see if you can do the map without looking at textures

[jagged cradle]

I should take a nap

[hard nexus]

ok but you don’t need that extra crit chance

[vernal terrace]

They keep trying but then my headshots make funny sounds and kill them instantly

[spare talon]

is it no textures or blank textures

[paper harness]

depends

[hard nexus]

you kill everything already

[vernal terrace]

I’m not sure what that’s about

[hard nexus]

the damage isn’t needed

[paper harness]

one instance has no textures but pathing data visualised

[modern lintel]

whens your first monitor off train run going to be

[paper harness]

since i cannot slide through mid event anymore, no

[mighty root]

Is this event going into havoc?

[remote lark]

@paper harness

leave me on read I kms

[paper harness]

i leave most people on read

[remote lark]

hate u

[copper hawk]

Yah

[remote lark]

Hi cica

[copper hawk]

I leave dorn on read

2 establish that im the pack leader

Grr

[paper harness]

not a single player who knows the answer will say either way

[copper hawk]

Hai meowlice snoy

[vernal terrace]

Dorn actually replies to me I feel so special

[median steeple]

Cica leaves a lot of people on read

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

Snoodle leaves a lot of people

[median steeple]

Blows you up with mind

[vernal terrace]

Cole leaves me on read daily though in other servers and dms

Actually fuck Cole

I hate him

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-kitten-explosion-explode-gif-13413781400084246782

[frosty herald]

Most likely

[spare talon]

no thanks

im good

[frosty herald]

Same with the moebian 21st

[remote lark]

Dorm what was that modifier we played the other night where it was the city with 500 billion crushers

And what map...

[frosty herald]

And maybe rinda

[remote lark]

I forgor

[paper harness]

civi

[mighty root]

Scab only?

[paper harness]

excise vault

[remote lark]

scab only shock gauntlet I think

It was fun

Oops all crushers

[copper hawk]

I love cruncher

[mighty root]

Trauma pyskers dream

[remote lark]

Unironically was the highest damage I've ever gotten in a game before

Dorm got over 1m

[gilded patrol]

btw yall how do we find our fatshark numbers?

[remote lark]

Social tab

[paper harness]

my record on civi was 3m

[mighty root]

Go to find player in social

[plucky gate]

how long was that mission?

[paper harness]

hour thirty

[hard nexus]

social, press E (lower right, where it says add player) and it’ll be in that pop up

[paper harness]

bad pubs

baross

[hard nexus]

cinema

[plucky gate]

sounds like an hour of waiting for someone to grab batteries

[mighty root]

I’ve never had an hour game

I’ve had a 45 minute

[paper harness]

@spare talon teehee i did not do it

[mighty root]

As my zealot

[hard nexus]

my longest is that one 3veg game i talk about a lot

i think it was 45 minutes

[copper hawk]

Yah same

[paper harness]

you need to play eu pubs

[hard nexus]

20-25 of those minutes were spent clutching

[copper hawk]

Mine was like 53 minutes

[mighty root]

Mine was also a 3 veg

[vernal terrace]

I think we need an army of ducks in flak helmets on atoma

[copper hawk]

It was one of my first clutches

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[copper hawk]

It was wayyy back in the day, back in the talent days

Before I think I knew anyone here at all

[vernal terrace]

Would rather castrate myself tbh players do so bad and you get so many complainers

[mighty root]

Is there a way to record without Nvidia?

[vernal terrace]

NA just has people who open mic constantly

[mighty root]

What do you guys use to take clips?

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/for-honor/clips/iADSnOIAS5GjINv08/spok?invite=cr-MSxnY2EsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA
Can confirm

[copper hawk]

Medal.tv

[broken walrus]

Steam recording just came out of beta if you are playing on that

[paper harness]

clad

[mighty root]

I wish I’m playing through game pass

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1263399258384498759/Warhammer_40-000-_Darktide_-_2024-06-04_2-36-56_AM.mp4?ex=672fba00&is=672e6880&hm=7ca1c0433c55ec30606d98700410e13af130d7e3f5182cfa6298a1fd735f2d2b&

[plush estuary]

smoke detector beep

BEEP!

[mighty root]

The celling bird

The hallway noise

Prime Xbox player

Powerful

[remote lark]

I CANT WAIT for my headphones to get back

[mighty root]

What kind are they?

[remote lark]

I've been playing with shitty razer headphones for a month and a half

I usually use focal elegias

[fleet zealot]

chastised?

[remote lark]

They have phenomenal directional audio

[mighty root]

I use sennhiser

[remote lark]

I cam tell the exact position of an enemy behind me from audio cues

my razers are like

[paper harness]

Dodge more

[mighty root]

Studio headphones

[remote lark]

"He's behind me.. maybe"

[mighty root]

How much are they?

[remote lark]

My focals are $800

[mighty root]

Dawg?

[remote lark]

My razer is what I use for vr cause it'd wireless

They're only $200

[vernal terrace]

no one can critique my playstyle because I have decided I’m perfect in all ways

[mighty root]

I’d go with sennhiser and get a blue yeti mic

[remote lark]

I don't use blue yeti any more.

[mighty root]

Studio headphones are amazing for gaming

[mighty root]

It’s so over

[remote lark]

Focal has same audio quality as sennheiser

[modern lintel]

i have astro a40s thinking aby getting a50s maybe

[remote lark]

Just diff brand

[mighty root]

Oh I didn’t know that

[paper harness]

https://www.sennheiser-hearing.com/en-UK/p/hd-800-s/ckyk09zo80pan0b953acxytb3/

[mighty root]

Yours?

[paper harness]

Yes

[remote lark]

It's an audiophile / studio brand like sen

[gilded patrol]

looking to invest in a rashad axe, whats the stats that matter?

[remote lark]

Just not as famous

I'm getting a shure sm7b mic

[paper harness]

I didnt buy them

[south grove]

dump mobility

[mighty root]

I bet you wanna

[south grove]

this transit sucks btw

[plush estuary]

you want mobility to be 60, 80 everything else

[spare talon]

you almost always got grabbed by mutants that headed for you for hundreds of hours
even when they were at the center of your vision

[gilded patrol]

gotchaaa

[remote lark]

The answer to this will always be damage stats

All weapons have 1 stat at least thar is defensive related

[paper harness]

They were promotional from senn a few years ago

Got them for free

[vernal terrace]

I like being man handled

[mighty root]

[lean cairn]

somehow every time i play this game performs worse

[mighty root]

It reminds him of @spare talon

[paper harness]

Real

[lean cairn]

it feels like my pc is in mud rn

i think this game is degrading my pc

[paper harness]

Sometimes I run a command to check if one of my debug mods is running

[vernal terrace]

but in reality you try playing on a minimum of 120 ping in every match you play cause you and Chase bitch and moan whenever you need to do it

[paper harness]

And it’s not

And I’m like

[obsidian ore]

It's the most optimized game ever

[mighty root]

My pet

[remote lark]

are you saying I still take too much damage

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappi-steam-happi-steamhappy-gif-8354529502529721939

[paper harness]

Yes

[remote lark]

[obsidian ore]

If I stream on discord my fps drops to 15 😢

[paper harness]

Specifically overheads

[lean cairn]

trying a true solo histg on mercantile that i thought would be easy but while recording i get input lag and frametime issues

it says 60 but it feels lower

[mighty root]

Me with dorn and clad

[obsidian ore]

ds build?

[lean cairn]

and it sucks while fighting 15 dreg ragers with a tac axe

[mighty root]

150 ping

[lean cairn]

taxe

[paper harness]

I would run any melee mostly maels you see to improve

Or do solo play heresy

[vernal terrace]

I’ve sworn off meelee fighting ragers

[obsidian ore]

Yeah, one of the reasons why I don't record my gameplay unfortunately

[paper harness]

Melee mostly

[vernal terrace]

They get shot exclusively

[remote lark]

thanks dorn

[obsidian ore]

you really need a high end pc I guess, my poor laptop with 3060 can't handle

[paper harness]

I get 150 on us east it doesn’t matter

[paper harness]

The only thing that matters is dogs and the servers exploding

[remote lark]

Wtf is this

[obsidian ore]

what is this lmao

[vernal terrace]

Shush stop invalidating my excuses

[spare talon]

i just shat on the build editor and handed it to you

[paper harness]

I raise

[lean cairn]

i have to sacrifice the game not looking like i have vaseline smeared in my eyes to get a bad frametime 60

[mighty root]

You might need to config, I’ve been told there’s some ray tracing stuff that’s always on there

You can also lower ragdolls in settings

[lean cairn]

ive looked at this already and it's off every time

[remote lark]

Isn't that the devs build

[paper harness]

Yeah

[spare talon]

i was trying to recreate this from memory lmao

[obsidian ore]

I've tried virtually everything, if anyone figures out a way I'll personally come to your doorstep and kiss you

[lean cairn]

same

[plush estuary]

😔

[paper harness]

I am going to talk with catfish about giving them a real build that functions

[lean cairn]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d667c10-63ad-4727-9959-0dae0a5b8274/zealot-meta-build-2

replace the evisc with ds

[spare talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[fleet zealot]

"meta build title"

oh no

[remote lark]

You can't because your laptop doesn't actually have a 3060@obsidian ore

[fleet zealot]

OH NO

[remote lark]

Laptops get a "laptop version"

[paper harness]

Perhaps I should suggest they increase build spaces to 10

[remote lark]

I think they're usually called Max-Q or something like that

[paper harness]

So the devs can have 10 of mine

[spare talon]

loadouts?

[vernal terrace]

When Chase is done with homework would you like to play video game (I don’t know he is doing homework on a Friday night)

[paper harness]

Yes

[lean cairn]

i wonder if that potato mode mod is worth trying

makes the game look like playdough but at this point idc

[spare talon]

whats a video game

[obsidian ore]

yeah ik, that's why I specified it being a laptop

[vernal terrace]

It’s like videos like motion captures on a screen

But you play and control it

[spare talon]

i keep saying this about the mode and people are like "but theyre easy!" ok but are they fun

[vernal terrace]

I know

[remote lark]

there is a half solution tho

[vernal terrace]

It’s kind of crazy

[remote lark]

have u tried using medal@obsidian ore

[obsidian ore]

medal? for what

[remote lark]

it's lighter weight than a straight recording

[fleet zealot]

new bed

[spare talon]

@obsidian ore have you tried steam replay

[paper harness]

@remote lark you kept up with me numerically despite me running the most overpowered melee weapon on ogryn, which is good

[remote lark]

u can set it to record the session nd then process your recording after ur game is closed

[lean cairn]

i heard steam replay drops your fps a lot

[obsidian ore]

I turned off steam overlay to save 3 fps

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-trick-sissel-shocked-shocked-sissel-gif-14262990226143456691

[sour oxide]

PEEK performance

[remote lark]

dorn complimented me

I'm framing it on my wall

[vernal terrace]

We got two in the lobby area of the hab dreyko hab yesterday at the same time as a horde

[mighty root]

He wants you bro

[vernal terrace]

Entire floor covered in slime

Was so cool

[remote lark]

shut up fyrestone

[paper harness]

I am impressed

[timid marten]

best blessings for flamer ?

[sour oxide]

notice me senpai

[vernal terrace]

That one

[lean cairn]

blaze away overpressure

[obsidian ore]

praise from papa dorn 😮

[remote lark]

:D

[paper harness]

It is extremely rare for someone to keep up with the karsolas

[mighty root]

Isn’t brax the best pick?

[paper harness]

No

[spare talon]

@chilly vault outdamages me when he runs it and hes still a relatively new player
a relatively new player who can already do aurics and has storm survivor already, but still

[sour oxide]

Diamond is the best pick

[lean cairn]

branx is overkill

[obsidian ore]

get with the times old man, it's netherite now

[spare talon]

car sales is the best ogryn melee bar none

[lean cairn]

borovian can already 1 shot everything

[remote lark]

what do u consider a new player

I have 150h

[sour oxide]

shit my youth has left me taking my desire for the mine with it

[vernal terrace]

Ye but he stinks and tells you he will be ready to play in 10 minutes for 4 fucking hours

[paper harness]

Now if it was a 3veg and I played a real build on zealot you’d be 500k behind

With tintin

[remote lark]

We'll see

[sour oxide]

see that, we call that the dorn sandwich.

you suck
compliment
you suck

toasted or untoasted?

[vernal terrace]

I might try headhunter auto gun tonight cause everyone keeps telling me I’m crazy for saying it sucks

[spare talon]

his characters are in the 40-60 range
and last he played was when they were all in the 30-40 range like half a year ago, only came back to it within the last 2 weeks

[obsidian ore]

I want to see a single build outdps me on my psyker lol

[remote lark]

[mighty root]

I hold taking no damage in a higher regard than dealing damage

[paper harness]

I can out burst it

[paper harness]

[obsidian ore]

burst for sure, but scoreboard talks here sir

[paper harness]

For exactly one hit

Two technically

[remote lark]

based newbie

[vernal terrace]

Enemies wouldn’t deal damage if they didn’t want me to take it :3

[obsidian ore]

you guys take damage?

[remote lark]

Yes

[paper harness]

Neither statement is true

[hard nexus]

well it’s literally the objectively most overpowered build in darktide

[spare talon]

#zealot-class message

[sour oxide]

@mighty root you'd hate me then running around at 1 hp nonstop

[lean cairn]

a slightly better psyker build

[mighty root]

You should have seen knify face tank gunners at point blank like this

[obsidian ore]

big number make monkey brain activate

argument invalid

[paper harness]

Taking no damage is 99% of the time meaning you did almost nothing the entire game

[hard nexus]

oh my god i forgot about contra lmfao

[spare talon]

no
youre supposed to split that stabs damage between 3 poxwalkers otherwise youre bad at the game

[mighty root]

It’s so over

[sour oxide]

that game taught you about life

[paper harness]

Someone needs to make him sell his knives and play exclusively medium weapons for 400 levels

[sour oxide]

and kabal

[south grove]

I concur!

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-smoking-cigar-cigarette-serious-gif-15246064

[sour oxide]

ill still send you a passive-aggressively worded birthday card a day late.

[remote lark]

I don't get how I was playing worse with knife last night than taxe

[paper harness]

Pointless with players who will not improve

[obsidian ore]

Me on my martyr rashad zealot with more overkill damage than actual damage

[paper harness]

To waste time teaching them

[remote lark]

I was so baked

[sour oxide]

what were you baking?

[paper harness]

His lungs

[remote lark]

die

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1298248978449563709/togif-4.gif

[mighty root]

Talking about not taking damage it really does help the team, some situations you unfortunately do take it due to bad positioning or not hearing a burster but if everyone is playing good you have stims and meds

[remote lark]

Not if I take them all

[lean cairn]

darktide true solo is dead firstly because the mission design makes it boring but second because no matter what when you record sometimes its like this

[obsidian ore]

Me sacrificing my no damage taken run to push that one poxburster away from my ogryn teammate

[sour oxide]

so if I afk at spawn and take zero damage i am #1 team player the best

[lean cairn]

why does it look fine on video

[paper harness]

There is only one player I have ever met who would consistently take 20 or lower damage

[mighty root]

[lean cairn]

i should start playing through the obs preview window

[paper harness]

He played stealth vet

And did 150k damage a game

[sour oxide]

jesus?

[paper harness]

Pointless

[mighty root]

He was there for fun

[paper harness]

If I am focused enough I can take 0 damage, I just am not willing to do that

[obsidian ore]

I go for 0 damage taken on pubs lately

[mighty root]

I believe everyone can

[obsidian ore]

makes it a little harder

[paper harness]

Because playing offensively is most fun

[lean cairn]

anyone up for carrying me through a duo

[sour oxide]

If I don't go picking up downed teammates I can have 0 dmg taken but i am a nice person

[obsidian ore]

while playing offensively ofc

[obsidian ore]

i'm down

I was about to wrap up dying light 2 anyways

[plush estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/get-on-vermintide2-vermintide2-warhammer-gif-26008253

[sour oxide]

its a trap ham

[acoustic dune]

Ey ey pisser

[acoustic dune]

Blud wtf is this

[paper harness]

I don’t pickup team mates most of the time

[mighty root]

Twice as my psyker and once as my vet I’ve not taken damage in auric Malestroms

[spare talon]

i think i will refuse to play in any game with a ds4 vet/zealot

[lean cairn]

strike team 30 if you're ready

[lean cairn]

i only do this when they out damage me

[sour oxide]

I run all that stamina so I can pick up teammates with like 10 mobs hitting me because it looks cool

[paper harness]

Specifically because they are usually in a position where I can not get them

[mighty root]

Why?

[paper harness]

Not particularly relevant on number 1 and 2 most bullshit classes lol

[spare talon]

cuz its hilariously broken

[fleet zealot]

kars by a mile

[paper harness]

If I pick trauma I don’t get hit in melee

[sour oxide]

srsly its heavy attacking heads

[paper harness]

[fleet zealot]

kars can 2 hit crushers

[spare talon]

like i can see an obviously bad player play like shit and still sweep the floor with everything cuz they have the instant win weapon in their hand

[fleet zealot]

by technicallity

if you call the special pull a hit

[paper harness]

That 2 hit is faster than thrust stacking on branx

[fleet zealot]

so like, branx is aweseome but it's also overkill

[mighty root]

[paper harness]

Ogryn chat in shambles

[fleet zealot]

yea but branx has a real push attack

[paper harness]

I also intentionally kill all trauma psykers on sight

[sour oxide]

yeah but youre still an ogryn

[dusky portal]

trauma gives me trauma

[mighty root]

Yeah I asked orgyn chat but they never gave me an answer

[sour oxide]

might wanna get checked...

they are too busy comparing rocks

[mighty root]

I like blaze trauma

[lean cairn]

ogryn players arguing over whose build is the least boring

[mighty root]

But purg is my go to

[lean cairn]

i only do surge

[paper harness]

Both are equally unfun for me to play with

[stable cypress]

I'm still anti trauma staff pilled but there's a million more smite players making my games a snoozefest instead rn so

[paper harness]

Smite I can out play

[mighty root]

Orgyn has 2 builds

[paper harness]

Trauma is going to trauma at my feet

[lean cairn]

smite provides a great opportunity to run away from the smyker so they die while quelling

[paper harness]

Ogryn has one and a quarter build

[broken walrus]

Psykers arent allowed to smite, trauma, purge, assail is op, surge drops FPS, gunkers take all the ammo. What are psykers allowed to play 😦

[paper harness]

Pickaxe heavy hitter

[lean cairn]

another class

[paper harness]

19 ammo inspiring barrage ripper

[sour oxide]

stop calling it trauma staff. you know how hard I worked to get them to change the name.

[paper harness]

Actually kind of funny how good that setup is

[lean cairn]

im still petitioning for a ballhole gun

[paper harness]

I want a dorn clothing set

It’s just a gimp suit

[mighty root]

You don’t understand everything is a crutch

[sour oxide]

without pants

[lean cairn]

they're never bringing back shirtless

[stable cypress]

Idgaf about assail, the j/o crystals don't constantly ruin my game by turning off every elite

[mighty root]

Apparently

[paper harness]

No but I can probably get it working again

[lean cairn]

the dorn suit

[sour oxide]

where is the mouth zipper

[paper harness]

Most things are fundamentally unfun to play with once you get good enough

[sour oxide]

NEXT

[lean cairn]

its on the mouth area

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-cat-tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-gif-3583064468191565130

[sour oxide]

loped

[mighty root]

That just seems like trash talking

[paper harness]

Gunluggers instantly killing a horde 2 crusher packs and a plague ogryn is game off mode

Smite completely invalidates melee enemies as a mechanic

[lean cairn]

i die inside a little whenever i see someone say the game is the most balanced its ever been, while not understanding how to make a build

[paper harness]

Trauma does the same thing but deals a shit load of damage

[sour oxide]

so what you're saying is the game would be fun if we just had zealots

[paper harness]

Purg has infinite cleave

[sour oxide]

with no flamers

flamer is a fun sponge

[lean cairn]

flamer isnt even that op outside of duo/solo

[mighty root]

I think I’m pretty good if I can duo and clutch

[lean cairn]

skill issue if you cant outkill it

[mighty root]

Methinks

[paper harness]

All but a very select few weapons are busted op for the level of difficulty the game can provide

[remote lark]

weapons are only balanced if u don't know how to build any

[sour oxide]

you should see me play literally every other class

[remote lark]

Hi devs!!

[lean cairn]

duelling sword is garbage, look how many times i have to hit this poxwalker with light attacks

[paper harness]

Ds is the least balanced melee weapon in the entire game

[lean cairn]

ignore the fact you have a delete any enemy instantly button

[paper harness]

But according to Reddit and the forums that’s fine

[lean cairn]

no such thing as balance in pve remember

[merry flume]

ur first mistake was interacting with reddit

[grizzled aspen]

I have consumed like 30 dollars worth of fried chicken.

[remote lark]

hiii viiic

[sour oxide]

my left mouse button def prefers DS over dagger.

[grizzled aspen]

My hunger is soothed.

[mighty root]

I like chain axes there’re pretty cool

[lean cairn]

also does anyone else hate tryhards and sweats running ahead and killing everything?

[remote lark]

<

[merry flume]

hi lumi

[south grove]

Blood sugar

Monitor

[mighty root]

I believe you I saw your fingers

[remote lark]

Dorn said i sounded gay last night

What does this mean

[south grove]

Death

[grizzled aspen]

No.

[merry flume]

you do sound gay

[sour oxide]

you do sound intoxicatinly happy

[remote lark]

WHAT MEAN

[paper harness]

I am forced to run ahead if I have a single competent team member

[grizzled aspen]

You may just sound gay, lil bro.

[merry flume]

ask ur bf

[south grove]

Fruity voice

[grizzled aspen]

Hate to break it to you, but some people just sound gay.

[merry flume]

california accent

[sour oxide]

woah woah we don't have accents

[paper harness]

Have you ever spoken to cica

[remote lark]

[paper harness]

You sound like him

[south grove]

Heyyyy

[grizzled aspen]

Cica has a very fruity voice.

[south grove]

Nuh uh

[merry flume]

it's just the default white twink accent

[mighty root]

We should play

[sour oxide]

I sound like a huge nose.

[remote lark]

I'm off work in 8h

:>

[lean cairn]

i had a level 41 zealot a few days ago who was killing everything and leaving me with nothing because he chose the mk4 ds and i had the mk5

[paper harness]

Ngl I can out kill ds4

[mighty root]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/579474912092094505/1074403932052389989/caption-6_1.gif

[remote lark]

[lean cairn]

ok it wasnt quite that bad but still

he had a higher score

[paper harness]

I just play faster

[lean cairn]

i will

[sour oxide]

yeah easiest way to high score is just run ahead

but every now and then I like to throw knives at the kill leader to steal his kill and assert dominance

[paper harness]

It’s the only way to create the artificial difficulty spike I need to enjoy the game

[gilded patrol]

Numbersss

[remote lark]

viccc

viiiiic

[sour oxide]

its speaking

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I'm in a "being fucking annoying" competition and my opponent is @remote lark :

[remote lark]

Viiiiiiiiic

[mighty root]

[mighty root]

He can’t form a thought

[dusky moon]

200 hours...just found the emote button

[remote lark]

no thoughts head empty

[sweet onyx]

what're the ideal blessings for the thunder hammer?

[visual stream]

Perfectly valid, I can't remember the last time I ever needed to emote

[plush estuary]

salughter headtake

[paper harness]

Thrust headtaker

[sweet onyx]

thank you

[remote lark]

Thrust headtaker

[visual stream]

Thrust and slaughterer or headtaker

[grizzled aspen]

Thrust + headtaker.

[mighty root]

Like how I began to form thoughts when playing with @acoustic dune

[visual stream]

Slaughterer is better for ironhelm

For sure

[dusky moon]

i saw my friend do it, andive been trying to find the button for days

[sour oxide]

the real question is do I go outside to get a drink right now

[remote lark]

Alcohol?

[dusky moon]

mouse 3, scroll wheel

[paper harness]

Grab beer

[sour oxide]

the second question is it morally wrong if they are 25

[cerulean moth]

To..do what?

[paper harness]

Do I teach zealot chat how to do emotes in mission

[dusky moon]

i have a friend

[paper harness]

[cerulean moth]

Oh fr you can emote during a mission?

That’s crazy

Actually why can’t we

Normally

[sour oxide]

gib ill give u beer

[paper harness]

If you know how to code and read through the animation states

[sweet onyx]

oh, and the ideal blessings for a heavy sword?

(the mark 9 is also probably the best variant, yeah?)

[paper harness]

Deathblow headtaker

[remote lark]

the ones that hurt

[mighty root]

Headtaker deathblow

[sweet onyx]

thank youuu

[sour oxide]

i was about to say headblow death taker

[paper harness]

Yes

[dusky moon]

"Mom, hes gonna do a death blow"

[mighty root]

Little white boy eating pecans

[sour oxide]

why is it always the little white boy full of nuts

[hallow summit]

does colat matter on a recon lasgun

[vernal terrace]

stop posting my reddit posts

[paper harness]

Dump it

[hallow summit]

thank u

[mighty root]

Xir yes xir!

[spare talon]

duump eet

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dump-it-gif-26704933

[remote lark]

I remember I was saving a 80''s/79/50 sword for the update and when it dropped all the optional points went to def and it wasn't perfect

I was so pissed

[sour oxide]

ha ha

[mighty root]

That happened to me as well

[remote lark]

Die

[remote lark]

ha ha

[paper harness]

If you can read through the code you can do a lot of silly things

I am not advising you to do so

[mighty root]

Got it corrected in like 2 tries

[cerulean moth]

Read this dick

[paper harness]

No

Go back to fh

[remote lark]

2 lazy

[mighty root]

For honor

[spare talon]

like qualify for several mental illness benefit programs

[remote lark]

I looked into modding and the process seemed oddly convoluted and restrictive

[paper harness]

The lua code is really easy to read

[mighty root]

what

[obsidian prairie]

Trying to convince someone BFTE wound tanking (no martyrdom btw) is bad is just

hnnnggghhhh

[spare talon]

let me be funny

[remote lark]

Bfte?

[paper harness]

The engine code isn’t

I have a copy

[remote lark]

What's it written in

[stable cypress]

Just walk away, hit the bricks

[obsidian prairie]

Take reduced damage if it takes you down a wound

[remote lark]

Assembly?

[paper harness]

C++ it’s just garbage

[remote lark]

Wait

That talent at the top?

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

Right above stuns

[remote lark]

Lmao

[obsidian prairie]

Hmmm

[ornate bone]

python is better anyways

[remote lark]

Shut up

[obsidian prairie]

60% dr versus conditional HP damage or 79% dr versus literally anything if you have toughness

HMMMMMM

[ornate bone]

they hate me because I speak the truth

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-patrick-you-are-scaring-him-stop-patrick-stop-it-patrick-you-are-scaring-him-spongebob-patrick-gif-23995388

Oooo data structures. Ooooooo OOP.

[paper harness]

Python users when they have to write an application more complex than a calculator

https://tenor.com/view/ight-imma-head-out-spongebob-imma-head-out-ima-head-out-gif-14902967

[mighty root]

@spare talon

[paper harness]

Assembly isn’t that bad

[remote lark]

I code in bash c c++ c# and python.. learning assembly

I'm actively also learning Holy C (the C branch that schizo developed) for fun

[paper harness]

This is extreme cope

[remote lark]

Yeah I was gonna say

[ornate bone]

listen buddy, I encoded the entirety of shakespeare’s othello into an .png with python

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah I can tell

[paper harness]

Most of my work is in ada

[mighty root]

I’ve thought about getting into IT

I built my own pc with just the manuals

And someone telling me to start with the motherboard

[paper harness]

Honestly it’s not the worst part of my job

[obsidian prairie]

I can also tell

You drink yourself half to death on any day you can

[paper harness]

It’s working for a public company with a massive massive hr department

[mighty root]

Destroy hr

[dark spire]

Jesus christ the combat shotgun is terrible

[paper harness]

HR has more employees than the entire sales and support section of the company

[cerulean moth]

No bit untill they buff pk

Again

[vernal terrace]

ok maybe vigilant autoguns are alright but dont let tintin know :3

[mighty root]

The d barrel is good

[cerulean moth]

Even if she’s not bad

[dark spire]

Yeah I have DB at lvl 20, wanted to try the combat shotty.

[vague depot]

The slug version is pretty nice though

[dark spire]

I am actually baffled about how you can make a shotgun that bad

[vague depot]

It also fires pretty fast

[dark spire]

That's the one I'm using

[mighty root]

Yeah it needs a buff

[vague depot]

I don’t exactly know how good or bad it is

But it is pretty satisfying

[stable cypress]

Its shite on zealot imo

[dark spire]

Fucking TRASH

[vague depot]

That’s rough

[vernal terrace]

used the zerona in an auric mael yesterday cause i just kept using a different gun each mission

and it honestly didnt do much

[mighty root]

Full bore and the crit one is good on it

I think

[paper harness]

Learn cobol print money

[mighty root]

[stable cypress]

Yeah you want full bore on agri b/c it applies to special

[dark spire]

I have never had a shotgun feel this weak in a first person game ever

[mighty root]

Thank for your wisdom

[vernal terrace]

ill check myself into the psych ward while im at it

[remote lark]

Why

[paper harness]

The 60 year olds who maintain what 40% of banking systems are retiring

[paper harness]

Huge corp company

[paper harness]

I don’t work for pdx anymore

Haven’t for a long time

[mighty root]

A comfy position with no threat of impunity

[south grove]

25 yo

[vernal terrace]

the coding language i use at my current job is python and most of that is just pulling stuff out of databases

[south grove]

How

[vernal terrace]

but i had another week of doing no work and playing games

uh oh

[paper harness]

I was working there at uni for beer money after classes

[mighty root]

@cerulean moth who do you main in fh?

[south grove]

Genius ahh

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mitosis-gif-5938797153464928683

[south grove]

I am interacting with non-nepo babies today

[paper harness]

It takes 2 years to fire me

[vernal terrace]

damn

[south grove]

Life feels like it's worth living now

[vernal terrace]

i thought my work needing to tell me 6 months in advance if they are gonna fire me was crazy

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-cat-cat-stare-fast-gif-9103868621036733672

[paper harness]

That’s how long it takes to train another one and process clearances

[south grove]

When is havoc again

I forgot

[paper harness]

No comment

[vernal terrace]

meanwhile my work could probably replace me with AI but dont let them know that

[fleet zealot]

im guessing ps5 launch

[south grove]

Oh

Ic

Christmas update

[paper harness]

(I don’t actually know and do not care enough to ask lmao)

[dark spire]

Code from AI too inefficient still

[south grove]

Hey man I want the frames

[paper harness]

I should go blue and grab myself a dev frame

[south grove]

I'd not care as much if there wasn't free shit involved

[paper harness]

Become the weekend qa dude

[south grove]

[chilly vault]

its op

[vague depot]

For a moment I thought you meant fps frames and got really interested

[chilly vault]

<3

[paper harness]

Major update

Performance increase

Pick one

[vernal terrace]

most of what i was hired for was to deal with how terrible this companies digital systems are and to move a bunch of departments off of paper based systems (old people fucking hate me)

[paper harness]

[vague depot]

Performance

I’m teetering at the brink rn

[south grove]

Yea man if you do all havoc levels you can get one (1) extra fps

[vernal terrace]

I ask them questions about the database we have like hey so were is this thing you want me to work on located

and no one knows

[vague depot]

I feel like 16 fps might be a lot more noticeable than 15

[vernal terrace]

oh and they have systems that are like oh we use 40 excel spreadsheets for this

[south grove]

Headache on the transit

Ughhj

[vague depot]

Damn

[mighty root]

Do you have a sever that you play with?

[paper harness]

Most of my work now is dealing with the clients, managing the support side of the company and uhh pretending like I care at meetings

[mighty root]

I was meaning to ask earlier

[south grove]

I would take painkillers but I already took them

[vague depot]

There was this pretty big fight on the subway a couple days ago but I didn’t want none of that so I went back into the train and played nikke

[vernal terrace]

wdym

[south grove]

That's bc they saw you playing gacha

[dark spire]

Gacha gaming

[paper harness]

We need more H100s but the company doesn’t wanna buy more

[mighty root]

Like a darktide sever, if i remember correctly cole told me to ask you

I think

[vernal terrace]

[mighty root]

Somewhere buried in this chat

[paper harness]

I am not senior enough to dump a few mil on the corp card yet

[paper harness]

I’d be leaving instantly

[dark spire]

Join me

[vernal terrace]

our network manager has the card with the IT budget and he just loves buying new shit

like every time im on site once a month there is just a bunch of boxes of new monitors or something

and he just goes

"they were on sale"

[paper harness]

My budget is essentially unlimited

[vague depot]

You act like this shit a war crime

[paper harness]

I just don’t wanna deal with the paperwork

[paper harness]

It is

[vague depot]

That’s crazy

[gleaming furnace]

It is

lol

Hivemind

[vernal terrace]

little secret about cole

he asks to leave lobbies if people are using weapons that mean he cant fight bosses

and has in the past told me I cant use a weapon cause he wants to use it

[gleaming furnace]

Based

[mighty root]

Spare some for a 4090

[gleaming furnace]

Stay toxic king

[dark spire]

It literally is, you're supporting extremely bad business practices. And no, you're not doing any good playing it F2P either, play a game that doesn't slow down your progress in hopes that you will pay to gamble.

[paper harness]

I’ll never forget that a c suite executive bought a house on company money because it was a few miles closer to the office

[vernal terrace]

lol

[paper harness]

My entire rig was bought on company money lmao

[vague depot]

I love gambling for hot babes

[gleaming furnace]

lol

[dark spire]

Download Tinder then

[vague depot]

I won’t need to spend money if I just get lucky

[dark spire]

[paper harness]

Darktide is a downgrade

[vague depot]

I don’t fw real people

[mighty root]

You should totally buy me a 4090 haha (I have a 4080 super)

[vernal terrace]

wdym do you know like your babes balding with rotting flesh dorn?

[vague depot]

Praise the omnisiah or whatever

[paper harness]

You are gambling for a single good map

[mighty root]

Grinder

[paper harness]

@pliant ice

[vague depot]

That’s crazy

[copper hawk]

Psyker

Oh i wonder who that is

Clicks

[mighty root]

There are pregnant men on grinder btw

[copper hawk]

Ja. Verstanden.

[mighty root]

[vernal terrace]

grindr is an experience last time i installed it i decided to set it to the quick hookup option just to see what would happen keep in mind this was 6am on a thursday (not a holiday) I got 18 matches from a bunch of 40 year olds lol

[mighty root]

You installed it?

[paper harness]

We need another jet tbh

[mighty root]

[vernal terrace]

was curious

[vernal terrace]

discord is the better gay dating app if anyone wants my knowledge

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[copper meadow]

is vraks autogun, zarona's revolver or bolt pistol better for dueling sword zealot? thats the stuff i got in melks shop rn

[paper harness]

All of the corp jets are always in use and it gets very expensive very fast to charter within 1 days of leave time

[copper hawk]

Astaghfirullah

[mighty root]

Revolver or bolt pistol

[copper hawk]

The wh40k universe could use Allah

[mighty root]

Both are good

https://tenor.com/view/oh-allah-cat-oh-allah-based-gif-21846512

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[copper hawk]

"Xes right you know"

[ornate bone]

The wh40k universe could use John Doom 2016 from the hit game Doom Eternal

[copper hawk]

LMFAO kez is actually fucking spitting

[copper meadow]

i see, and is it worth picking up things from the shop that arent the perfect stats because my current stuff is shiet ngl

[grizzled aspen]

Agri combat shotgun is really fun to use, but only on zealout.

[remote lark]

Zealout

[mighty root]

Xir don’t question my emojis

[copper hawk]

All ur emojis are worth the click

[remote lark]

Can we kill fyre

[grizzled aspen]

Cause, yknow, you can't drop a bruiser with a guaranteed crit on vet.

[copper hawk]

They're always named something funny

NO dorn that is NOT transphobic

[paper harness]

He can’t spell

[copper hawk]

LEAVE fyre alone

[mighty root]

Yeah it does depend on the stats though but it should do good until you max it out

[copper hawk]

We will kill him later.

[paper harness]

Gun isn’t loaded yet

Dw

[copper hawk]

Chop him up and consume his flesh

Im so cruel and violent and evil

[grizzled aspen]

I choose to put the "u" in it because that's how you spell "zealous."

[copper hawk]

Nyaaahahaha..

[mighty root]

Have you seen meth porn

[remote lark]

Fyre isn't even sedition boy
He's sedition meat grinder boy

[mighty root]

Soulless

[spare talon]

ive unironically gotten like 20 ads for a "gamer dating app" in the last week and i dont think ive ever wanted to gouge my eyes out with a spoon more in eny entire life

[copper hawk]

Meat grinder

[grizzled aspen]

Still arguably better than the brand of malice boy.

[copper hawk]

Somehow fucking google knows im queer

I think Amazon or something snitched on me

[grizzled aspen]

The bigger issue of fyrestone is that he's so fucking crusty...

Crusty ahh mf.

[copper hawk]

I get all kinds of awfully specific target ads

[hallow summit]

what blessings do yall run on recon

[mighty root]

I’m really clean

[mighty root]

Dumdum infurns

[paper harness]

Malice boy is better than most in here

[mighty root]

@remote lark you’re amazing

[spare talon]

you werent supposed to tell them im a fraud

we agreed on this

[copper hawk]

Srry fyre no frs accepted until we play

And vc at least once

In order 4 2 consider ur application

[hallow summit]

is this true if i say its for zeal

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-27666767

[copper hawk]

SHUT UPF , ILL KUL LL YOU !!,

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-white-cat-sadcat-sad-cat-white-cat-gif-10685945192669892930

[hallow summit]

cause like idk if thats assuming vet crits

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

FIRE !!!!

IT'S PEAK !!!

[mighty root]

Yeah it’s what to run on all classes

[hallow summit]

kk ty

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-mitosis-gif-5938797153464928683

[paper harness]

You are bald

[mighty root]

Yeah

[copper hawk]

I am mald

[light badge]

I AM NOT FUCKING BALD

[mighty root]

We can rub our heads

[dense field]

BÖLD

[paper harness]

Bald

[dark spire]

Balding

[copper hawk]

Wörk

[dark spire]

[paper harness]

Issokay

[light badge]

NO

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018768732224499778/1285817133325881397/caption.gif

[paper harness]

Bald

[copper hawk]

Us high e ppl will never be bald

[spare talon]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[copper hawk]

You fool dorn

Utter buffoon

Meowron nya !

[mighty root]

I’d like to play but I’m dying atm

[paper harness]

/disconnect

[spare talon]

i loaded into this screen

[dark spire]

High what

[copper hawk]

High e

Estrogen

[grizzled comet]

What do you guys think are the best blessings on a heavy swords. Death blow and what else

[copper hawk]

Headtaker

Flak and Elites

[dark spire]

That's offensive

[copper hawk]

Defences dump stat

[hallow summit]

last question sorry what recon is the best i dont know the diff

[dark spire]

😏

[hallow summit]

beside one doing insane dmg

[mighty root]

It’s the one with the fastest rpm

[hallow summit]

last one?

idk which that is

[mighty root]

I think so

[broken walrus]

The one with the lowest dmg

[mighty root]

Yeah that

[broken walrus]

cuz Obese Fish doesnt display useless stats like Rate of Fire

[remote lark]

Is piety and shred on taxe 4 troll

[ornate bone]

rpm is useless

why would you want to know that

are you actually using ranged weapons?

you should only be using melee

if you unironically use guns you are throwing

[remote lark]

[copper hawk]

Stalwart ?

[spare dome]

Rate of Fire is displayed right at the top

[remote lark]

sniper says hiii!

[ornate bone]

sniper says byee (because I left the game because if you use a gun you're throwing)

use knives instead

[remote lark]

Tell that to dorn

Maybe then he won't take all my ammo

[copper hawk]

Dorn noobcoded

Runs out of ammo as zeal

N-Sane

[ornate bone]

zealots should only ever use knives or melee

guns are unacceptable

[remote lark]

I think they have use cases

[modern lintel]

hes literally me wtf

[remote lark]

Saying never is silly

[ornate bone]

they don't

[copper hawk]

Bolt pistol are a cornerstone of my fav builds

[remote lark]

Bolt gun to safely take out 3 or 4 crushers is baller

[remote lark]

I have decided !!!

you are stupid

stop talking for several days

[ornate bone]

if you use guns you are a coward

[remote lark]

192.69.0.20

[ornate bone]

bitch

my IP is 127.0.0.1

[light badge]

I'm not god damn bald

[ornate bone]

you think you're so smart

[opal star]

I may have fumbled On Overwatch but at least I got this

[fleet zealot]

dum dum infernus on the fast firing one or blazing piety builds, dum dum deathspitter on the slower ones

[ornate bone]

knife and melee beats guns any day of the week

[remote lark]

Silence wretch

[ornate bone]

if you use a gun you should just play vet like the coward you are

[spare dome]

no, deathspitter dumdum for all of them

[mighty root]

Don’t use that….

Or else