#zealot-class
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Skull crusher slaughter
Slaughterer skullcrusher
Yeah other time was bad positioning
@paper harness wanna join
No
brain parasites took him
Who up zeebin they glorp rn
Oh, that's not supposed to be your normal state of mind...? Man... I've been doing it wrong all this time, then...

I hated this tweet
@acoustic dune everytime I play pysker I get fucked
I got pounced then melted by gunners as I was pounced
Double shredded to death.
A whole gate!?!‽¡
STAN IS A FURRY?
hey guys whats the dump stat on the dueling swords?
omg
Mobility
it all make sense now
cleave
Oh wait the cleave because the weapon suck horde killing
Mobility help you dodge left and right
With Agile, “I toast” moment.
The average Terror run really just being Vomit everywhere
does anyone know what are the best boltpistol perks
i head puncture is good
and the
dead accurate
I use surgical and point blank
or flak unarmored
Oh flack and manic
empower it to 60 mobility NOW

If you’re playing Shredder Grenadier on Veteran, Lethal Proximity is the most fucked thing you can run
NO
Tap in
i should try that
then why is proto in your autocorrect
I could toss my build in a second
ok brokie
Waiting for BoN to vomit so you can chastise diagonally and magdump bolter into its pimple butt >>>>
I have no idea what that is
I have a discord friend named Proto
Why is proto in your autocorrect lil bro 🤨
WHY DOUGHTHONY WHY
SCREAMING MUSHROOM DONT LOOK
Wtf is proto supposed to be
give the greatsword agile for the funny
Hello
@acoustic dune Should we tell him or would it be funnier not saying anything
What
stanny is fuwii uwu
No
Post this rat
She went from cold killer to hot goober
Oh, and Rejects... There'll be crossplay on PS5.
I won’t post the actual ingame look
Just the jerry look
Crossplay confirmed
no keep it
let him find the toaster himself
@acoustic dune shoutout to him for facetanking 6 gunners
To get me
Slug trapped me then I died

trolled
🫡
me getting shot to death point blank by 6 gunner
made me proc swan
Dollar store pepper spray
Reminder for those of you on anxiety meds: do not stop taking your pills
I've been out of them for three days and the voices are back
better yet do not stop taking any medication unless your doctor says so
Simply thug it out
Who the fuck eats an apple like that
Reminds me of the orange chicken scene
Thankfully I get a refill tomorrow, but today is sucking lol
Quell the peril
I just chugged a dollar store energy drink for my uni transfer orientation after getting 4 hours of sleep
Doofus
What you think life’s like for a femboy in the imperium
THE NAILS ARE BITING.......
Why he waste the rest of the fruit
how else does cut there nails?
I can't ask people questions after they've had multiple bolter rounds making the body unrecognizable
He is dumb
How it feels to tank 6 gunners
Actual freak behavior
watching that dollar store bullet hit me from the 6+ gunners
(The fruit increased his power level by 200k with a single bite)
Tap in
Gunner resist bad actually, did you forget to get your latest opinion from a youtuber
We just got done
so tru king so tru
until death is also bad
I don’t run it
cool i can finish my melk run as vet
Your opinion doesn't match mine
I think you should explode
need to do mastery on plasma aswell
who's with you exactly?
freaky wolf
I concur
YUCKY
Me and @acoustic dune
you are a tannerite anyway

🤔
Don’t answer that
I’m not a tanner jerker
🗣️
Yeah this is me
speaking of tanner someone said they have a onlyfan account
Why isnt your name knify wolp
i think you should delete this
because i am wolp
this post is a cognitohazard
oh someone finally notice
I’d rather explode than worship Tanner
ASMR tanner whispers bad weapon blessing pairings to you and calls you dumb
i love that video im literally both of them
i am latex fiting suit
I'm literally not even home
Get home?
You are melf
No
this actually sucks
that dog has a demon inside of it
why did you send it
This is so hot...
I’m gonna touch you
no its Muscle Man
I'm literally in public
Yeah you and everyone else, get in line buddy
I'm relying on purloin providence procs
that's called "the grind" you wouldn't understand
This is worse
Should've invested more into quelling
i want it
Someone is gonna leak it now
to add to my list of collection
I will never fucking get over that build
Not a single keystone in sight
let them cook Dorn
Us politics for the last few days
Er I mean
Haha zealot kill thing funny
Cole shut
ah roblox
Joker Goon Car
Asking my bf for a Shao Khan impression wasn't on today's agenda, but I'm doing it anyway
Roblox_deku.mp4
joker's green goo
Huh
being reminded this shit happens in Roblox makes me so unhappy
YAKUB
YAKUB!
FATHER OF THE WHITE DEVIL
My creator
I wonder if anyone behind me can see my phone and they think I'm a fucking schizo
With what's constantly on my screen
ok imma go poop now
They think you geek hard
Stare them
dead in the fucking eyes
and say you are a proud son of Yakub
Yeah I'll stare at em like this
open twitter in public blud
😠
no thanks
it's called x now
ok imma piss n shit
not twitter
cya soon
I feel incredibly called out
You could've just not said anything
please respect your vice president's choice when it comes to naming his social media platform
No
I don't follow anyone so it'll just be American politics so all I'll see is liberal meltdown compilations and people telling each other to kill themselves
I'm fine with being bullied rn
Drop and give me 20 pronouns
Need a distraction
Sir yes ma'am
I had to attend class today and it's stressing me the fuck out
what was it like a test or something today
Zamasu 2028
We should tone it down
he will rid us of all those ningens
No it's final presentations. I'm not even presenting today, I'm just here for attendance, but I'm still stressed to hell
Just based on the vibes of the room I am dying lol
Hi bottom
we should tone it up
Geek out?
Get turnt?
i'm going to make political statements
Im immune to this
God imagine ultra instinct combined with grade 2 super saiyan
Are you not a bottom?
I bet it could pick me up
This is the future they want!
No?
Liar?
5g
Get flexed on idiot
@light badge I wont lie you're tweaking out, just remind yourself you're not presenting
@sullen forge you playing?
This fucking guy just came into the store, dumped half a tray of Ramen out, filled it with other flavors, and went and bought them like that.
I hate him so fucking much.
Nah it's literally just the environment
It's rage inducing as a stocker to deal with that.
Once I get to leave I'll be fine
eat glass
Yeah?
:steamhappy:
Ong crusty people deserve to eat glass.
We’re waiting
HES GOTTA GAMBLE
you also desrve to eat glass
I GOTTA GAMBLE
i bring ruin
be a twink?
From Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Ep. 4
Oh so you're just an equal opportunity asshole. Valid.
Respectable, even.
all will be destroyed
It is literally impossible for me to be a twink lil bro.
Rip van was so bad
Allah will smite you where you stand sinner
inshallah
Fatass
Nazis are bad ja
my brother in christ you played in the twink squad
🥁
Somebody had to bring the T with them.
Describe physique
who? cica?
They BETTER be fucking praying
or on allah they will be banished
the sheik said you need to gently remove the cat from the mat
Do not interrupt his dreams of Allah. Simply wait for the cat to leave
that's not what the sheik said smh
Duality of Worshippers of Allah
@acoustic dune Anyways yes im on right now
This is true, their t is so low that it hit the negative number cap and overflowed to max like civ ghandi
The twunks
I will love how the code freaked out for him and he's like
the most Nuke happy
in the entire game
gigachad viscous
When you are so peaceful you realize there can be no conflict if there isn't anyone to have conflict left
viscous hit the gym ong
Juicy boobed viscous
i played mercantile
almost fell asleep beating the spawn door
Viscous is bulking
Which of many lmao
true
Bulbous fucker
wtf is zealot chat
all the explanation I need
I’m so freaky
i know someone who listen to asmr
how so?
is it you?
are podcast asmr?
Seeing Joel-Gyattseon join us last second made my stomach drop
are radio station asmr?
sorry I only fall asleep to 10 hour mukbang videos
Zealot chat is the place with some of the most knowledgeable people about the game overall, but we're all autistic nerds who talk about anything and everything here too
russian number station asmr
but like audhd instead of lawful tism in vet chat
Is infernus a meme blessings?
I'm 6ft tall and 220ish lbs (fluctuating because I'm not consistent with going to the gym).
Yeah we're chaotic good here
i'm evil
hi evil
Yeah, we know.
Drew an evil zealot, just a glimpse into my dark and fucked up reality
i choose do this shit but i don't actually upload any of the music i've made for some reason lmao
how does this even happen
wake up mr 1453351473, wake up and smell the frames....
FS truly has one of the weirdest interactions
Hi I missed you and was worried you fell into a pool of bran flakes
i did
i died
What’s the new event btw
Haven’t been able to play recently
Heard there was a bunch of bosses or something
do you like slugs
What
bon supreme
That's just what you think
Thik
No
An ogryn said "fuck you" and DC'd after he charged into a rager and crusher and I killed both
I don’t like your tone
my nickanme on this server is an eternal reminder
Didn't know it was that deep, maybe use a pickaxe instead of one of brunt's dogwater sticks 👀

Basically, some enemies have tentacles on them that, when shot, explode
It also allows the game to spawn full hp beasts of nurgle outside the usual trigger areas
(this was supposed to be high fructose corn syrup)
Yo I do not like the sound of that
The event gave enemies tentacles
If you hit it with ranged it pop or something like a harmless bursters
Also more BoNs will spawn
Unweakened full hp burgle spam?
Yup
Raking fire stonks 📈
What’s that again
Brain Burst is also quite funny
Apparently tentacle crushers will be helmetless and easy to kill
I didn't test it though
What armor type are the tentacles?
Should I bring thammer or dueling sword to deal with burgle spam
Dunno if I should take flamer or boltgun too
Dueling sword
Does dodging the puke give duelist
Yes
Nice
I don't even have unyield on my bolter and it melts BoN hp if you chastise around it and magdump with duellist
Yeah that sounds like the play but idk if I will have enough ammo for all the spawns
Heard it’s like 6-8 a game
Haven't tried yet
Come you need to think about what he your Sufi
Cole
Fingers the size of bolter rounds
Think about what you did*
I do not know
where is your Sufi
whatever the normal armor is
they don’t change
You need to go to bedge 
it's not even late
you know what this means
lmfoa
I refuse
Lmfoa
That’s just the gacha gamer stink
C O L E
look now you can choose between 4 different variants
coke
oke
come
come capital c

stank
what's the username of the user above this message ?
Stank
WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS
WHY
Coca
What does the fish mean
Tying me up isnt a threat to me
😏
I would just break free
Oh
W my superhuman strength
I thought you meant something else
Damn even stan is freaky
freaky toe stan
This is some glorpshit man
What is glorp
when are you going back to spider toe stan mr taco stan
I cornered myself with a beast and got spat out into shotgunners
Like a clay pigeon
give me a second
whats a good weapon on a krieg cosplay
Alr
Just be literally everyone else, Helbore + Shovel
Shovel is actually good though thats the difference
thing is i cant keep using shovels
Shovel and hellbore
as much as i love it
i am going with a plasma
Like taco taco bowls? (Bowl made out of tortillas) or like a taco in a bowl
you were branded as stank. and you will remain that way
5 wounds veteran, takes meds while me and another guy are 1 hp with almost a full corrupted wound, goes down and instantly DCs

I haven't really played since the last event ended, are the guardsmen poxwalkers in normal/auric boards now?
👍
Peak
Well hopefully the new enemie variations stay then

Probably will since that's a lot of work only for an event
Thats for havoc
You can have 2 mutators
moebian 22nd (same as 21st but they have carapace instead)
not his worst moment
thats it?
that stuff was peak entertainment
same could be said for all of us, can it not? ~rannick
i never fell off
If only ltg wasnt a deadbeat
i only fall UP
no
His tantrums wouldve still been funny but now its just sad
they’ll be added in havoc mode, the new higher difficulties
peak darktide
LMAO
Saying "alas" with zero pause got me fucked up
ogryn players
While using a weapon that will take a millenia to kill just those two things
From the same match
I think the second one did it for the bit
Watch What you should do to Vet Mains and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
Press tactical overview
@sullen forge can I see the scoreboard?

Who’s Octo
Random
I just wanted to see how much damage I took
He Ragequit after that
Oh lol
Least 💪
Just finish it lol
Uhhhh, where do I find that ? XD been out of the game for a while, only realy came back 2 ish days ago
@acoustic dune
Check ur keybind
Did homie think he was going to two shot a crusher with his club 
golly
Plasteel/Dia collected 😤
Here's Fyre killing you @acoustic dune
Watch Kinfy gets fucking destroyed and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
ALSO IS THAT THE FUCKING SAM B SONG FROM DEAD ISLAND?
dufe fucking shot me in da head
Found it, Thankyou!
Evil
Brunt's "Piece of Shit Rebar" users when someone kills something in less than a year
@acoustic dune @sullen forge Malestrom or keep on slugging?
maelstrom
i donna slug no more
Honestly
We must all use rashad
im gonna go grind out camos on Blops 6
I finished the event
thats all I cared to do
lmao
I did as well
“There is only war”
What platform you use?
@acoustic dune I’m gonna take a break my brain is mush
Pc
It’s free with gamepass
The only money Microsoft will get from me every again is darktide cosmetics
@mighty root YOU CRASH MY GAME
trolled
WHYYYYYYYY
Killed him then crashed his game
wtf happen to you milk coin
40 dollars
gambling
also my knife build
40
why are gambling with melk coin?
speed run weeklies
I already did
on every char?
Curios
i have 18k milk coin
funni
max stat curios
i only use it for curio
Thats all I use it for
whats the max one anyhow?
if you roll a random curio
It was the perfect knife and I fucked it all up with gambling
21% HP
17% Toughness
3 Stam
1 Wound
Lol noob
420 usually iirc
In the code there’s a 21 toughness
aight thanks love
I dont pay attention
1.3 wound curios when?
1.5 wound when
Any recommendations with the knife?
I got one recently and I’m going to replace my old one
the new event is so funny
people taking full explosion damage when i get like 20
its peak
god cant wait for havoc to be added
fun fact
and all modifier is on
Havoc?
the bolter physically cant trigger the explosions
So I can throw your matches knify?
Wound curio ?
Noob curio
since a bolter shot gibs enemies
dude ill make you throw
sexual style
Hp and 2 tness all u nyaeedz .

if you dont behave

bolter also doesnt hit a specific body part cause of the proximity explosion
I love my stam
Boltor
Actual freak
Both?
wrath or headtaker on the heavy sword?
yup
the round hitbox is too big and hits the entire infested poxwalker
Heavy sword you do Deathblow + Headtaker for Horde Control
Haiii :3
Knify wolp is trolling
For some reason my flamer has 2 dodges even though I have a 3 stamina curio
what if i dont wanna use deathblow
Dodge is tied to mobility
My time has come nya..
His homo self does not want to use Deathblow
YOU ARE TOO LATE SCHOLAR
so I figured Chained Deathblow + Headtaker
:3
Best for horde clear and in general is hs 9
imma try wrath and headtaker
Ur nerfing your hs
i like the hs9 is a good all round purpose
if you aim at the head so it cleaves pretty damn good
What goves you insane horde clear is deathblow
Knife/flamethrower supremacy imo
You can kill up to five of any enemy in one swing
thunderhammer where
You cant do that with wrath
Crits + speed > heavy damage
Wrath is only good w the chords cuz of their unique finesse/crit/cleave interaction
Common knify take
Hehe
Wrath on hs is objectively the worst
That is a very good cpunterpoint
Crucis oneshot
mmh
aight thanks
hmmmm
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d422661-125b-4083-9509-4f8394bb140d/pub-carrier
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d34db3c-4ba5-4ce4-9df1-956e154251eb/thing-that-works-for-some-gloopin-reason
My personal builds
Pub carrier 4 advanced playerz only
(No twbs)
Where’s the book one
@paper harness how do you build the shock maul on any character
which perk for vigilant gun
flak maniac skullcrusher hammerblow
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9d5b8cc1-fd85-4229-a420-d6b5357d257a/snoozeful-sleepy-heavy-sword-training-wheels-build here's the generally accepted good build for HS @acoustic dune
Hammer blow?
Crit build is still supreme imo
I thought it was skullcrusher and slaughterer/high voltage
Why hammer blow
Nah crit build is dogass generally unless wpns have good finesse multipliers
Don’t remember the names but I’m pretty sure there’s 2 that boost damage/strength so take those
I think one of them was called dumdum?
Does headhunter even have dumdum
Nobody runs left piety
oh
there is no slaughterer on the shockmaul
Then high voltage/hammerblow yah
if you have no idea how to play perhaps
I run piety
@paper harness i need perk and bleesing for crusher
stun breakpoints
Why hammer blow? 
High voltage is just a flat +25% dmg to anything electrocuted
Oh
Yah bp's
If you were running piety and theoretically had 100% crit chance it would be a better option to go left instead of right
flak maniac/flak elite/flak unyielding skullcrusher slaughterer
Right
left side piety is kind of cracked if you only sink one point into ity
Head hunter and deadly accurate
I got the wrong blessings before mb
Memory is really bad
thank brothar
I like my reject prison clothes
In case you were also gonna ask about mark I was told the version that fires a 3 round burst is the best
yes yes, thank you
What’s flak for
Probably rounding out the flak adm.

What’s adm
Leveling the crusher was my greatest test of patience
for flak me thonks
Armor Damage Modifier
Flak
It's a multiplier applied to your damage against certain armor types
✍️
If you have a 60% damage modifier then multiply your maximum potential damage by .6
Things that raise your adm are additive
I think, correct me if im wrong but, if you exceed 100% adm, i think at every like 3% or 1% or something it adds a little bit of extra damage
+25% to flak does not impact ADM
@acoustic dune @sullen forge
Ah ok
caulk? like the thing you put on the corners of windows?
Yeah
you are the last person here i'd trust to caulk my windows
I've installed windows before.
its not bad
Mfw not a single angle in my entire house is square:
erm

prolly sucks ass in the US
what the sigma
Yeah, code changes like every 2 weeks.
thats when you put shit behind the frame and CAULK it
Owned
Shim the window until it's square and level.
whats a shim?
Tbf my house was built in the 80s and it seems like they put it together with whatever the fuck they had left on the truck.
this dude is NOT handy
daima please hhave ssj3 kid goku
This tells me you haven't installed a window before.
Windows don't just sit in a hole you make in sheet rock.
They have a whole ass frame you have to build for them to sit in.
And its a real treat if whoever created the frame didn't make it square or level.
sorry i do not live in a house made of fucking paper and wood
the american mind can not comprehend this
I have literally installed windows like this, you are insane.
boot game
I have these windows at work
There's a frame of boards inside the wall around your windows.
It aint just a hole somebody cut out of the wall.
lemme put my slop dish away
Little angled pieces of wood you slide under something to get it to sit right.
You can shim windows, doors, frames, anything.
Most shims in frames become permanent, though.
Once you put them in, you don't bother taking them back out, and you often actually put your fixtures through the shims to ensure the item stays square.
I should start clipping every time tintin barrels me and fails.
shoot ever barrel you see*
then tintin can't barrel you
@frosty herald leave ur game and join us
Nah, I get him back by deliberately loading an agri combat shotgun slug and nailing the flamer with a leaking tank that's right next to him.
The other day I blew him up at least 6 times before we got to the halfway point in that one hourglass mission with the relay dish.
did he get down after 6 barrel?
@paper harness we waiting for someone?
@hard nexus you lied to me!!!!
ironhelm PA does not go into heavy 3
yes
push
oh
push, stop holding block, heavy
You spied 2 me !
Congrats, you now have (slow) access to a worse crucis special heavy
back in 5
i just said i got it shesh
me when im a noob ass
shesh
u didnt respond to the clip i sent....
oh
u reacted to it nvm
Yes that is a god roll statted taxe
lmfao
its pretty neat
cant wait to fuck up the push into heavy in game
this but darktide discord
People get mad at me for giving explanations on things instead of exclusively telling them what to run
yea cause it's a bad reply
Ty ^^ bought it
You have bad reply
I have the correct


