zealot-class

[vague depot]

That’s rough

[fleet zealot]

And honestly, unlike las pistol and bolt pistol, shredder’s sidearm/pistol traits don’t really matter compared to the brautos and infantryautos

[frozen kernel]

I feel bad for shredder

It’s such a cool gun

[fleet zealot]

And revolver is just it’s own class

Brautos and iags are already fairly mobile guns and don’t have limited action speeds outside of, bracing the brauto i guess

[frozen kernel]

Which at least last I heard, made you more inaccurate at range anyway

[fleet zealot]

I honestly think and i hate that i think this, they should untie weakspot and crit, and make it a crit weapon

Give it charmed reload

[frozen kernel]

I saw some folks say they just tap fire it like a CS AK

[fleet zealot]

Make it’s crits do real damage

[fleet zealot]

Yea agri brauto you never brace

[gusty orbit]

i never brace my brauto so yeah

[fleet zealot]

I think one can brace for more firing speed, the grai i think

I think if you make shredder a good crit weapon that isn’t reliant on weakspot hits, good vs maniac and unarmored and above average against unyielding

I think you’d have a solid niche

Making it crit would stop it from invalidating the brautos like it did pre nerfs

[frozen kernel]

Sounds good to me, yeah

[fleet zealot]

The biggest issue is that fatshark ties crit and weakspot damage to the same ratio which is fucking stupid

[frozen kernel]

Biggest issue for me is the raw tingtingtingtingting as I do no damage to anything wearing more than a windbreaker jacket

[chilly vault]

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j2BwZgYM01MzjvMrl?invite=cr-MSxRNXgsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[vague depot]

I do like how zealot sorta gangster aims with the autopistol and laspistol

Makes the little kid in me very happy idk why

[copper hawk]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iSDGVwSZZDg0tev-s?invite=cr-MSxzZ0QsMjA0MjU2ODk0LA

[frozen kernel]

Customization mod makes all weapons tilt a lil when you crouch, so when you slide with bolt pistol you almost invert that shit lmao

[copper hawk]

i love this build

[placid fiber]

Welp, time to die lol

[vague depot]

I think I have something like that but with bloodthirsty heavy evis instead of chainsword

[fleet zealot]

Also i an well aware i think more about balance than fatshark does

50% more damage to psyker class

[finite ridge]

I'm pretty sure all classes do, no?

[vague depot]

Oh that’s pretty cool

I wouldn’t know I only played zealot

Thinking about picking up vet or ogryn next

Whichever has easier penances

[placid fiber]

Well... I know what I'm saving up for, next, as far as runes go in Rogue Legacy 2... A 3rd jump lol

[sterile basalt]

Neither are that “easy”

Gone bowling on ogryn is painful

[placid fiber]

Also: I just unlocked the pirate class... I have a cannon I can club enemies with and if I hold the attack button down I can fire a cannonball

[vague depot]

Ah crud

[vague depot]

What has happened once can very well happen again, if it happened once it’s extraordinary, and it’s not very much more extraordinary if it happened all over again

[paper harness]

Guess I am spawning in chaos spawns today, thanks

[grand lake]

Bug be DAMNED! Just finished Purging Flames from 0 to 2000.
No. No, it wasn't worth it

[full nebula]

Sure it was

Now you never have to do it again

Unless you want to

[placid fiber]

Having more than a double jump feels extremely good, to me, in rogue legacy. Doesn't matter if it was 1 or 2. I love having 2+ extra jumps. Rn I have 3 extra jumps due to getting a twin relic that gives +1 jump for each one. :3

[frozen kernel]

Prolly Ogryn for penances. Kill shit, run at shit, overkill an eyeball with an entire box of grenades

Veteran is like “Get 2000 kills with this, now kill 250 enemies with while under this effect, now complete an entire mission without taking melee damage”

Kinda similar to zealot most of them are more time based than skill based

Loner and throwing knife penances will stay incomplete because I just can’t force myself to play like that

[sterile basalt]

Ogryn is even more time based

5k melee heavy attack kills at 5 stacks of heavy hitter
Shoot an avg of 37,500 shots to get 4500 lucky bullet procs

Also gone bowling is genuinely painful

[frozen kernel]

Charge through a ton of regular enemies in one go, charge through a ton of Ogryn in one go, travel 40m by taking a yellow stim and pressing F twice within 20 seconds

[sterile basalt]

Worst penance in the game

[frozen kernel]

You can literally do all 3 in one game

[sterile basalt]

The “ton of regular” enemy took me unironically 5 hours

[frozen kernel]

Did you try…letting enemies build up at extraction and just running 12ft across a bridge

I got it like, my fourth game ever as Ogryn

[sterile basalt]

I ended up getting it in vigil station finale

[frozen kernel]

I was still single digit levels lol

[sterile basalt]

I was trying to farm for a horde and it never spawned enough

In any case, the other ogryn penances are still more tedious

[frozen kernel]

I just went “hey guys can we let them build for penance” and my fireteam was like “kk” and just stood in the dropship

[sterile basalt]

Veteran has only 1 kinda tedious penance

500 krak armored kills

[frozen kernel]

The one for going through 5 crushers/bulwarks is mostly just spawn dependent, which bites in its own way

[sterile basalt]

Where u throw krak at scab bruisers & shooters over and over

[frozen kernel]

Nothing like killing 4 only to have a 5th walk his fat ass around the corner

[south grove]

which one is that again?

[sterile basalt]

Bull rush 60 enemies in one go

[south grove]

I think I got that from gloriana before the elevator up on HISTG

[frozen kernel]

This was easily cheesed during the moebian 21st event sadly

[south grove]

went down the staircase

[sterile basalt]

Marksman focus 2.5k kills is easy

[frosty herald]

Penance farming during havoc lmao

[sterile basalt]

U just play in a really cursed way for a few games

[south grove]

power sword

mhm

[frosty herald]

Zealot stun penance is also annoying

[frozen kernel]

Worst one will always be zealot loner penance because it just encourages the worst players to be pieces of shit

[sterile basalt]

But Ogryn’s keystone penances are

[mighty root]

smokes are preety good

[frosty herald]

1500 enemies stunned with nades

[frozen kernel]

Stun I got from just spamming all 3 nades and dumping my flamer into a horde

Oh different stun penance my b

[sterile basalt]

Easiest penances in the game have to be psyker

No effort

[frozen kernel]

Psyker is just “try all the different blitzes”

[sterile basalt]

Only one that maybe takes effort is pushing 7 enemies off the map within 2s

[frozen kernel]

That one sucked

[paper harness]

Should have pinged me

[frozen kernel]

Because it’s so finicky

[sterile basalt]

But everything else is no effort

[south grove]

gloriana easily no?

[frozen kernel]

I raise you Malleus Monstrom

[south grove]

I did it in 2 tries w/ clad

[frozen kernel]

Forcing a private group to let you BB something to death

[sterile basalt]

I did every class penance SOMG

[sterile basalt]

Nah it’s easy

[frozen kernel]

Social interaction? Ew icky

[south grove]

I'm almost done

[sterile basalt]

Duo private, kill a BoN/DH

[mighty root]

buff ep

[south grove]

it took us 15 minutes

wasn't even that hard

I screwed up hard tho

[copper hawk]

Ud ont need to finish a mission

Have a friend save a monst specialist

[frozen kernel]

Yeah that’s the saving grace about most penances

[paper harness]

Just kill a demonhost

[copper hawk]

Host private game

[frozen kernel]

Oh shit I forgot they count

[copper hawk]

Brainburst something to death

Get it

Profit

[paper harness]

Fist that demonussy

[frozen kernel]

I didn’t play psyker when they were added

[copper hawk]

Weirdo

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/more-twinks-gif-5375053662735082927

[frozen kernel]

I was actually missing the Ogryn penance for smashing an eyeball with box o hurt

[copper hawk]

No twinks here sir

[frozen kernel]

Went on a sedition mission, walked up to an early one, smash

Suddenly Ogryn (1), (2), and (3) all filled out

[sterile basalt]

What’s ur penance score rn

And more importantly

[frozen kernel]

So many hats

[sterile basalt]

What’s ur barrel kill progress

[paper harness]

100% gang

[copper hawk]

Cuddlin my blahaj rn

I require more plushies

[frozen kernel]

I’m just grinding for the 4500 chest piece

[copper hawk]

R there darktide plushies

Like cute ones

[south grove]

lemme check

[jagged cradle]

Aren’t those shark plushies enough for you

[copper hawk]

I have a sharkitty and a blahaj

I need more..

[sterile basalt]

It’s super easy now that you can do weapon mastery for penance points

[south grove]

4130 I think

a little more or a little less

[sterile basalt]

Not bad

[gleaming furnace]

Beast of nurgle plushie when ??

[copper hawk]

Ur not queer wire

U wouldnt get it

[paper harness]

Skissue

[south grove]

I don't do penances a lot

[frosty herald]

Doesnt maleus monstrum work on weakened ones

[frozen kernel]

You get a shitty bulwark plushie from Makeship, take it or leave it

[frosty herald]

Ive got like uhh

[copper hawk]

I did penances to get the blue armor

[south grove]

my HISTG teammates are either dead or running ahead of me

[frosty herald]

3975 penance points

[copper hawk]

When i got it i stopped giving a fuck

[south grove]

I never got any of the skulls

[paper harness]

Ya but dh are very easy

[frozen kernel]

Wait what oh fuck that’s right each one is a penance

[copper hawk]

My account age is my mark of pawesomeness

[frozen kernel]

IM GONNA CASH IN SO MUCH SHIT

[jagged cradle]

I have queer friends trust me I get it

[copper hawk]

I predate dorn,,

I predate path,,

[paper harness]

Go kd ds5 and hold block and dodge

[copper hawk]

No u dont

That's like sayin u know a pilot so that makes u able 2 fly a plane

An aspect of plushies, and especially the blahaj, r class locked 4 u until u multiclass into Queerness

[frozen kernel]

I have relationships with women, and sex with men

[copper hawk]

Elsewise u fail the perception check

[spare talon]

ds5 is literally the safest dh weapon

[sterile basalt]

Wait, is DS5 dump “penetration” since u go uncanny on it anyways

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/avon-barksdale-the-wire-just-a-gangster-gif-15569700

[spare talon]

ds4 is better for damage output but is a little less safe

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1291682463512268821.gif

[paper harness]

Ya can but

Defences

[sterile basalt]

What’s defences’ impact on dodge distance

[paper harness]

I don’t think more dodge distance would be a good idea

It’s already incredible

[copper hawk]

On -9 dodges the ds's have a farther dodge distance than the evis'

[sterile basalt]

EV dodge is like -12% at best

[jagged cradle]

I’m not doing that

[copper hawk]

Then u know nothing jon snow

That shrimple

[jagged cradle]

Also that’s completely different it’s not different to pick up on stuff when it’s a common thing among you guys

[copper hawk]

Not so clamplicated

Im gatekeepin plushies

[rigid lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[jagged cradle]

Tbh I do have alot of plushies

[hearty nebula]

helo zealot chat

[copper hawk]

🥚

[hearty nebula]

:3

[copper hawk]

Hi bumpy weird

[hearty nebula]

gang...

[jagged cradle]

Shut up you abandoned me

[paper harness]

Severe autism

[spare talon]

@paper harness my brother was next to me and i was complaining about how this recon vet was continuing to shoot literally every mutated enemy i was next to during this exact moment, then this happened

[jagged cradle]

No not at all I promise

I just like crane games

[copper hawk]

Lmfao

[south grove]

I got burnt out

[paper harness]

Why did he have ammo

[south grove]

too many people making fun of me at the same time

[copper hawk]

Meow and I were playin tonight and we had a recon vet doing the same thing

[hearty nebula]

kill them with hammers

[frosty herald]

Mocktails mixers ice

[jagged cradle]

I wasn’t even making fun of you

[copper hawk]

Sometimez I wish i could straight up just team kill

[south grove]

you weren't

[jagged cradle]

😔

[south grove]

but I kinda didn't want to be there for that

[copper hawk]

Poor grubgrub..

[south grove]

so I went and made lunch (at 9pm)

[copper hawk]

We love u grubgrub..

[jagged cradle]

Wow

I see

[paper harness]

Do we

[south grove]

we don't

[copper hawk]

Me and grubgrub

(The noob baby is grubgrub)

[jagged cradle]

Too wholesome

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cattitude-fun-cat-cat-fun-cat-funny-gif-5683118938279006051

[paper harness]

You are the gay baby

[jagged cradle]

I’m gonna go listen to asmr and sleep

[paper harness]

Go back to gay baby jail

[copper hawk]

I am too

[spare talon]

guys i know how to balance the game

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-star-trek-picard-boom-exploding-planet-paramount-plus-gif-21804218

[copper hawk]

Gonna listen 2 stalker ambience to sleep

[spare talon]

give every weapon ds5 dodge distance

[south grove]

cadia died bc of you

[south grove]

please don't

[jagged cradle]

Damn right

I hate Cadia

[frosty herald]

We need bounty hunter zealot

To insta tk people

[golden anchor]

[paper harness]

Tintin uninstalls

[visual stream]

Wasn't there that one lua command you're supposed to enter that helps with the voices

[golden anchor]

Strength Pot + Double shot headshot was good memes

Straight to the back of Kerillian's head

[paper harness]

Freak

[south grove]

I can barrel people

I think

but I can't do it like you or para

[sterile basalt]

A witch-seeker skill branch for zealot would actually go hard

[jagged cradle]

Get with the times old man

[south grove]

I remember that magistrati assassination where one of you combo'd me with barrels

[paper harness]

We used to burn people like you

[south grove]

I got knocked back twice

[paper harness]

Hehehehehe

[south grove]

how would that work

would that be like a DLC or smth

[jagged cradle]

We used to hate furries too but look at where we are now

[south grove]

but darktide isn't using feats anymore

[sterile basalt]

Some sort of dlc skill branch idk

[south grove]

so the DLC talent trees have to connect to the regular tree

[sterile basalt]

I want some sort of field engineer / siege engineer path for veteran

[frosty herald]

I could see 3 ways

Confessor arch militant and crusader as subclasses

I dont think a witch hunter would be considered

Since the echlesiarchy doesnt really have an anti warp unit

[paper harness]

I actually hate @remote lark

[sterile basalt]

I think the other thing is
Veteran already has the “designate target shoot that guy” trick

So it’d be kinda hard to differentiate

[golden anchor]

Warrior Priest Bubble on Zealot though

that would be pretty cracked

[south grove]

where witch

[ember yew]

yeah FT is basically WH

[south grove]

I haven't seen a witch yet

[ember yew]

and VoC is Merc

etc

there's a lot of stuff FS reused

from VT2

[frosty herald]

Crusader is warrior priest

[golden anchor]

Stealth is Shade/Huntsman

[paper harness]

Want a full list

I have a full list

[ember yew]

go

[paper harness]

80%

Is just directly reused from vt2

[ember yew]

i'd like DS15

to get the Rapier moveset

i guess DS2 is the most similar to it

[hearty nebula]

do it

[sterile basalt]

@paper harness ur build for DS5 is uncanny + rampage? What about perks

[hearty nebula]

do it NOW

[golden anchor]

When we getting the dual wield weapons when they're done implementing weapons

Shock Maul + Rashad

[south grove]

can I have the list

[ember yew]

mk3 + mk6 knife

[frosty herald]

Vet would be scion commisar and officer

Psyker is sanctic pyromancer and diviner

[spare talon]

i just had a ds4 zealot leave cuz i was outpreforming him with ds5

[ember yew]

the combinations of double dagger / dual swords / sword + dagger / falchion + axe / etc

was pretty fun in VT2

hope we'l get something like this here

[golden anchor]

or the braindead heavy spam weapons

Bret sword was lol

[sterile basalt]

Mace + shield

[ember yew]

you sure he didnt get dogged alone somewhere and then quit

[golden anchor]

same with flail and shield

Honestly flail would be nice

just mash bulwarks to death

[ember yew]

slam dunk

[spare talon]

no he just flat out left while i was slaying out

[ember yew]

🍆

[sterile basalt]

Maybe I’ll end up liking DS5 given it’s not cringe OP like DS4

[ember yew]

im more inclined to go with ds2, the light attacks are funny and the poke + special combo is there

[frosty herald]

I mightve lost a game on purpose yesterday

Someone had no corruption like 40 health missing

[south grove]

took the medicae before you?

[frosty herald]

Steals my health stim whilst i was under a wound and uses it themselves

[south grove]

who has less than or one wound left?

[frosty herald]

So i threw the game

[south grove]

is it a vet?

[frosty herald]

A sealot

[ember yew]

||you could try to barrel the guy before leaving||

[frosty herald]

But i cant remember the name

[south grove]

average pubber

[ember yew]

the worst shitters are still those

you are at 400/1000 ammo

the guy its 950/1000

he picks ammo

[south grove]

me me me

I fucking hate anyone who uses recon

[frosty herald]

Some people are very selfish

[knotty sentinel]

bolt pistol or quickdraw?

idk which one i should try

[ember yew]

no, i think they are just stupid

[south grove]

try bolt pistol

[ember yew]

and if you play on console

[knotty sentinel]

well ive been using bolt

[south grove]

non-aware

[knotty sentinel]

is there really a difference?

[ember yew]

they dont pay the attention to the small numbers on TV

on screen

[knotty sentinel]

i know bolt is cracked in damage

[ember yew]

aka ammo count

[jagged cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[south grove]

revolver reloads bullet by bullet, has cleave target of 5, can proc crit and deal 60% rending, and basically outperforms bolt pistol everywhere except reload and blitz/crusher synergy

it's sidegrade I'd say

[frosty herald]

I have had people stimming me on normal maelstrom since i do a disgusting amount of damage with my bolter

[vernal terrace]

Stub your toe it’s a fun gun

[frosty herald]

Kez after stealing all the ammo

Like the twink goblin he is

[vernal terrace]

You don’t need to take much ammo on the recon at all if you are running survivalist and shock troop

[frosty herald]

Oh yeah shocktroop

Forgot that isnt exclusive to lasguns

[knotty sentinel]

i dont think it reloads 1 by one. it was reloading with a speed loader

[vernal terrace]

All las weapons

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/law-tekken-reaction-funny-face-tekken-marshall-law-gif-18644972

[vernal terrace]

Inb4 we get a crit based longlas

Infinite ammo moment

[frosty herald]

I need a heavy lasgun

Like the gunners have

[paper harness]

Flak unyield

[south grove]

that's the agripinaa revolver

the cowboy one

the zarona is the regular use revolver

[south grove]

alr correction

I hate people who don't melee holding a recon gun

[vernal terrace]

hotshot lasgun would be fun but it would be the clip reloaded one not the backpack powered version and idk how much we would be reloading that thing

[frosty herald]

I know

Just give it a big battery

[south grove]

wouldn't it just be recon but cooling based instead of mag reloaded

[spare talon]

they forgot they had one

[south grove]

very true

[frosty herald]

Make it like plasma

Doesnt reload but overheats

[south grove]

overheat for 30+ seconds at least

[hearty nebula]

btw

how stream go, dorn?

[south grove]

he did well methinks

[vernal terrace]

well that depends

if they went with this version no, it uses ejectable batteries

[south grove]

have it have a heat level that overheats for massive amount of time if improperly managed

[south grove]

that's just recon with a skin

which I don't think we'll ever get

[vernal terrace]

if they went with the ryza yes

[south grove]

gameplay wise at least

[vernal terrace]

then you have the one scab gunners use

[dusky moon]

...randoms...

[south grove]

I think it might be over...

[vernal terrace]

then is battery pack powered

[south grove]

I'm beginning to agree w/ kez

[vernal terrace]

that scab gunners use

[frosty herald]

I think no reloading might be the play

[dusky moon]

my friend, brand new, is out proforming lvl 600s in reg damnations..

how tf

[frosty herald]

Passive ammo regen when standing in fire

[south grove]

overheating

[vernal terrace]

:3

[south grove]

downtime when overheat

then no melee

punish dumbasses

[drifting wolf]

how much experience have they had with similar games, they could also just be naturally skilled

[south grove]

lobotomites do exists

[drifting wolf]

this is true

[dusky moon]

they seem to be all the randoms we get paired with

[vague depot]

Having a lot of time in a game doesn’t make you immune to being ass

[south grove]

2 smoke maxxing plasma user in my lobby w/ frog this one time

they had all the grenade skills and were using smoke

[vernal terrace]

i wonder if the hotshot laspistol will ever make its way to darktide

[south grove]

we couldn't see at all

[vernal terrace]

why yes fully auto laspistol

[south grove]

doubt it honestly

[dusky moon]

idk how much experience they have with other games like this, ive really just met them a month ago

[south grove]

I hope we get a semi auto conventional pistol tho

morrow has 2 of them

[south grove]

mother taught me not to talk to strangers (I have never listened)

[dusky moon]

preach XD

[frosty herald]

I do need my fully automatic lasgun

(Recon doesnt count its a bullpup)

[dusky moon]

she told me that, then told me she met my dad on a blind date set up by her sister...like, you broke your own rule, dammit

[vernal terrace]

hotshot lasguns are probably my favourite weapon

weapons id really like to see on vet in order

1. hotshot lasgun
2. melta gun
3. longlas
4. other types of infantry lasgun (galaxy, mars, necromunda)

[south grove]

those will be skins ngl

the inf las I mean

[dusky moon]

my buddy is quick learner. lvl 5 and already pushing pox bursters...im so proud

[frosty herald]

Meltagun heavy bolter and a shuriken catapult😭

[south grove]

there's laslock parts in the files for a helbore skin

[south grove]

shuriken is aeldari

[dusky moon]

also, he switched from psyker to zealot

[south grove]

never

[frosty herald]

And

[vernal terrace]

there is a dialogue about a bunch of seized tau guns at the enforcer bastion

anyone want some tau guns

[dusky moon]

lfg is slow tonight

[frosty herald]

Who up pulsing they rifle

[south grove]

DLC weapon pack

oh my fucking god

I can see it...

buy it through hallowette bc rogue trader's have licenses and freedom like that and hallowette is the lieutenant

ughhh

fatshark moves

[frosty herald]

I wouldnt be surprised if we see a dlc weapon pack

[south grove]

yea

[frosty herald]

Fatshark could use the money

[south grove]

that's my point

I could totally see it

😭

[ember yew]

time to give DS2 a few spins today

[copper hawk]

Grubgrub

[frosty herald]

Maps and factions not

[south grove]

what would be in it tho

[ember yew]

i didnt like ds5 that much

[frosty herald]

Your mother

[south grove]

yea not plausable

[copper hawk]

Genestealer cult dlc

[south grove]

my mum is a wonderful woman

[copper hawk]

Like vt2 w beastmen

[south grove]

thank you very much

[frosty herald]

Good idea

We can get a proper mining hammer saws drills

[south grove]

wind of magic 2

holy fuck...

[copper hawk]

Grubgrub..

[south grove]

ily too

methinks

[copper hawk]

Grub grub

[vernal terrace]

hallowette is actually the seneschal

which is funny comparing her to abelard in the rogue trader

and how seriously he takes the job

[copper hawk]

grub!

[south grove]

brahms is old

and senile

[frosty herald]

ABELARD THE GOAT

[south grove]

(this is false)

[copper hawk]

Abelard the noob

[vernal terrace]

kayex is in fact senile though

and its funny

[south grove]

one rejuvination treatment and we'll have her back again

[south grove]

Enginseer Kayex-8 the grandpa

little pre-servitors

[paper harness]

Post scoreboards

[south grove]

oh oh did you read the garbage weapon skin blurbs

I read them all yesterday

[vernal terrace]

ye what is kayex doing with in tact bodies lol

[paper harness]

Did you see this yet

[vernal terrace]

bro wants more servitors

[paper harness]

I must give them real builds

[south grove]

they had a ton of implications to kayex building servitors lol

[south grove]

how are you gonna give them builds

[paper harness]

Oh @spare talon I nearly got launched out of map by the plasma vet live on stream

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cat-meme-gif-4079065483340370050

[dusky moon]

oh, not dmg wise XD

he isnt there yet

[paper harness]

I was 2 feet from the ceiling

[south grove]

they're too busy making weapon skins like that and begging geedubs to actually give them creative control

[dusky moon]

but like, he out survives

[paper harness]

I will curse you right now

Look at this

[south grove]

surviving is easy

doing damage is easy

[south grove]

doing both is hard

[south grove]

they took martyrdom tree cdr

lmfao

[paper harness]

I nearly had a stroke when inspecting them

[dusky moon]

oh yeah, he'll get there

[spare talon]

who is this

[south grove]

fatshark devs

[dusky moon]

im just letting him do his thing rn, the build stuff will come later, and ill ask you guys for help, cause i dont know as much as you guys

[paper harness]

FS

[vernal terrace]

not a heretic

[paper harness]

I like the frame

[vernal terrace]

g word

[south grove]

you like tentacles, rinda, and long walks on the beach

[frosty herald]

Kayex is hella cool

[south grove]

time to solo grind the event

my friends are all offline

[frosty herald]

I got 5 missions yesterdah

The rest ill get today

[south grove]

I got 6 in

[vernal terrace]

did you still want to do martyr skulls at some point

you never asked again when i woke up

[frosty herald]

I can help with skulls

[south grove]

yea yea

I'll do them eventually

[paper harness]

I smell free plasteel

I’ll get on in a sec tintin

[vernal terrace]

ive never saw a 21% health curio in this game

[south grove]

I have like 13 of them

[vernal terrace]

and ive almost finished every penance

[paper harness]

I had like 500 useless curios at one point

[south grove]

I'm missing one more 17% toughness on psyker

[vernal terrace]

i just wanted to have 3 of each max stat curio on my vet so i could swap them around if i ever wanted to

but like

those dont exist

and i mean its only 1% is 1% health ever gonna matter

[paper harness]

I had to change rindas plap pig live on stream

[south grove]

grubbing license revoked

it's time to be a real person

I went on a spending spree today

got another 2 shovel done

[jagged cradle]

I’m right here?

[vernal terrace]

almost got every vet weapon at 500

[south grove]

gonna get another flamer soon

[vernal terrace]

then ill need to acknowledge other classes exist

or horde money

[south grove]

do you not have them all?

I had all of them at the end of the second week

the plasma gun was the hardest part

[vernal terrace]

uh i need 1 dualing sword, 2 infantry autoguns, 1 laspistol, and 1 revolver

i also mean one of each marks

cause im lazy and dont wanna change marks

[south grove]

I don't have one of each mark but I have duplicates of most of them

combat shotgun for example I have 2

one for accatran/zarona and another for agrip

[ember yew]

i have 5 Dswords now

[south grove]

accatran and zarona shares blessing pools so I don't need a third

[vernal terrace]

ive got all 3 braced autoguns and they are identical lol

but what if

one day

they arent

you see

[hearty nebula]

whar

why post it twice

[vernal terrace]

getting castrated is funner than getting that roll

[south grove]

this enrages me

[spare talon]

and how do you know that exactly

[south grove]

[south grove]

it's not a duplicate...

it's two different rolls at the same end stat

[vernal terrace]

https://imgur.com/WeUPwWv

[south grove]

god made me to torture me

the 8th one

[vernal terrace]

inb4 tintin spends ages getting this plasma gun roll then they decide to finally change plasma guns

[paper harness]

TINTIN

[vernal terrace]

[paper harness]

WHICH SKULLS

FREAKOID

[frosty herald]

Noobnoob didnt get all skulls in the first week

[south grove]

I didn't spend 50m on a tac axe before the update

[paper harness]

fuck off tintin

[south grove]

I feel good enough

[paper harness]

200m on axes

[ember yew]

okay

after one match im the fan of DS2 now

gonna run it for the next month

[vernal terrace]

dark souls 2 is a good game i agree

[ember yew]

nah, but its funny that dark souls 2 is the only game that wasn't from the original creator

its basically done by interns

[vernal terrace]

dark souls 2 would have been so peak if they didnt insist on putting a second useless boss in EVERY zone

[spare talon]

@rocky nacelle

[vernal terrace]

the CCP education department when they spammed me email for months straight trying to get me to come teach english

[obsidian prairie]

I did Devourer of Stars and crimson glow

Devourer sucked but only took 1 attempt

And I fucking balled on crimson glow

Forgot I had 3x stonecleaver just sitting in my pocket

[spare talon]

i had a feeling this was the same thing i was thinking off, i just had the word peerless in my head

googled to double check and yeah

its the same one

this is the first image

[obsidian prairie]

Who is he sending straight to fucking hell in that image

Oh it’s the fucking worm

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/scrumdiddlyumptious-hulkenberg-metaphor-refantazio-atlus-yummers-gif-17445515493455474220

[hearty nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/hulkenberg-i'm-all-ears-metaphor-metaphor-refantazio-picmix-gif-10156548640441291531

[spare talon]

now youre stealing MY stuff too

https://tenor.com/view/strohl-leon-strohl-haliaetus-metaphor-refantazio-metaphor-gif-4802967491731446741

[placid fiber]

Well I beat the 1st estuary in rogue legacy 2... I had a knight with the hero complex trait... so I had 800hp(You get bonus hp, but, you can't heal)... And the boss was doing such little damage to me I started just attacking without much thought for avoiding damage. Even with me taking like... probably 50-60 hits during the fight I still had over half hp left :3

[obsidian prairie]

Strohl my beloved

[spare talon]

Yeah but the ccp isn't this guy

[placid fiber]

I wasn't going to really try to fight the bosses, yet... but since I got a character with the hero complex I said fuck it and I went ham on the 1st boss lol

[obsidian prairie]

Lamech is pretty easy

[paper harness]

any autistic zealot chat members wanna come crash a lobby

[obsidian prairie]

I’m used to fighting him prime and cannot remember what he is like base

[placid fiber]

I had like... 26 armor went I fought him <.<'

[south grove]

please go

[hearty nebula]

grrr

[south grove]

the english teacher there is actual garbage

ughhh

[hearty nebula]

need to do this still >:(

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-refantazio-metaphor-hulkenberg-eiselin-burchelli-meijal-hulkenberg-persona-gif-9849923312237898541

[paper harness]

give us like 10 min

[hearty nebula]

who's us

[placid fiber]

His omega beam only did like... it was either 20 or 30 damage to me lol

[paper harness]

tonton

[hearty nebula]

ok just ping when

[placid fiber]

pings

[obsidian prairie]

Now fight two at once

[placid fiber]

[obsidian prairie]

(You can actually do this)

Set stats too

Hell of a time

[south grove]

ton where

[placid fiber]

I mean... I wasn't planning on fighting him this early(not cuz I wanted to get extremely op, but, rather cuz I just wanted to explore and get more relics). <.<'

[obsidian prairie]

I have to check all my nightmare or whatever they are called times

I know I got gold on a few

[vernal terrace]

puncture or run n gun on a bolt pistol with lethal prox?

[south grove]

puncture

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yanagi-tsukishiro-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-mihoyo-hoyoverse-gif-8339761808398316111

[frosty herald]

Puncture lethal proximity🪬

[paper harness]

yam is right

[placid fiber]

I had the double jump long before I fought lamech <.<

[hearty nebula]

yam? more like yap

[vernal terrace]

boot my work laptop and it recommends i buy black ops 6 vault edition cause they didnt block the store lol

[obsidian prairie]

I fought lamech before they added double jump

[spare talon]

I still do not know what the functional use case for lethal proximity is besides just taking a potshot at something to stagger it (outside of external radius interactions)

[paper harness]

there is none

[obsidian prairie]

Removes arming distance

[paper harness]

run n gun does not work

[obsidian prairie]

Stagger button

[dry wraith]

what are the best mkIII heavy evi blessings and perks?

[obsidian prairie]

That’s literally it though

The explosion does zero damage

[paper harness]

cole join me i am crashing a server

[spare talon]

It really should work with pucture
Would be so funny

[spare talon]

I am ab to take a shower then sleep cuz I have uni orientation in like 8 hours

[obsidian prairie]

But then we would have grenades that dealt 10 stacks of bleed and a bleeding crusher AOE wouldn’t we

[hearty nebula]

whuh

[spare talon]

I hate having actual responsibilities

[frosty herald]

Cant handle my swag

[paper harness]

this is actually my responsibility

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/burnice-zenless-zzzero-gif-18171806752487511180

[hearty nebula]

u have anti-swag

[paper harness]

i forgor to have this fixed

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752156106071081021/1172414432853373048/pills-1.gif

[paper harness]

i will link the unlisted video later

[frosty herald]

Freaky ahh panther

[tame mirage]

what is this.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/enhailed-gif-25124245

https://tenor.com/view/deedlit-elf-ears-record-of-lodoss-war-record-of-lodoss-gif-9634273109864170186

[south grove]

didn't work

[paper harness]

this will

[south grove]

yea

what was it supposed to do?

when dropped down

[paper harness]

crash us out

[south grove]

or did FS didn't have any plan at all

ik what it does rn

but is it intended?

[frosty herald]

What crash do you want to replicate?

[hearty nebula]

train batteries

[frosty herald]

Explain

[hearty nebula]

throw batteries onto tracks

crash

[frosty herald]

Oooo

[south grove]

@paper harness

[paper harness]

@south grove you crash out?

[south grove]

yea

aborted

unexpected reason

[paper harness]

send me your console log please

[south grove]

how do I do that

[paper harness]

C:\Users\AppData\Roaming\Fatshark\Darktide\console_logs

[south grove]

nothing is logged

wait alr

gimme a sec

[frosty herald]

Bros doing scientific research

[paper harness]

rip us east 78

[hearty nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1304368351233183744/this-is-glorpshit-glorp.gif

[paper harness]

that crashes every lobby on the server

[frosty herald]

Uhhh

What

[paper harness]

yeah

[hearty nebula]

yep

[frosty herald]

That seems really really bad

[remote lark]

who the fuck pinged me 3 times

[paper harness]

why do you think this had to be recorded

[frosty herald]

So the train battery is serverwide?

[remote lark]

please don't tell people how to crash servers

delete this before some idiot gets curious

[hearty nebula]

im not the first to say it so womp womp

[remote lark]

you'll be the first to die

[hearty nebula]

i do not care

[frosty herald]

Dorn and tintin are actively using it lmao

So it gets fixed sooner

[remote lark]

why do i even try

[paper harness]

i am literally sending this to the map team right now

shush

[remote lark]

ultimate dorn move

allow smykers in lobby

play that map

kill them

[hearty nebula]

it is the whole server not just the one lobby

[remote lark]

dorn uses a mod that actively stops smykers from joining his lobby

thats what im referring to

@paper harness when you're done do you wanna play with me

all my friends are asleep

[paper harness]

doing penances

[remote lark]

:(

[hearty nebula]

im going to make him help me with 1 penance

[remote lark]

okieee

im getting fucked up so

maybe better i dont play with dorn

[hearty nebula]

cause it completes another one for me so i get full armor set

[remote lark]

🔥

should i do 1h chainsword or ds next

or chaxe

hmmm

or taxe

taxe looks fun

[south grove]

can't find the file

ughhh

[paper harness]

its in appdata

win and r

%appdata%

[hearty nebula]

you can also just type %appdata% into start menu's search bar

[south grove]

alr so in here where

[remote lark]

win+r chads vs searchbarcels

[hearty nebula]

or any explorer window

[south grove]

found the log

do I just send it to you @paper harness

[paper harness]

yeah

[frosty herald]

This f word is dming me

https://tenor.com/view/turles-dbz-gif-9742184

[south grove]

is that goku

[hearty nebula]

no

[south grove]

why is he like that

evil goku

[remote lark]

taxe blessings and mark?

[south grove]

headtaker/brutal momentum

mk2/7

[frosty herald]

Istg

[remote lark]

okieee

:3

[south grove]

I've never watched the show

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/turles-fruit-of-might-dragon-ball-dbz-saiyan-gif-5390471361082405071

[paper harness]

am not silly enough to post that in here lmao

[frosty herald]

Dont worry i wont spread the method

Server crashing is a pret big deal

[paper harness]

8th one i have found

[remote lark]

wait

why not decimator

decimator gives 50% power headtaker gives 25% str

this wording is confusing

[south grove]

you need to attack 10 times to get to full no?

[remote lark]

dorn what server are you doing penances on

asking for a friend

[south grove]

and it disappears as soon as you stop hitting that singular target

[remote lark]

no thats relentless that requirse same enemy

i think this means i need to hit 20 times

[south grove]

it disappears almost instantly

I use it on shovel

[remote lark]

oh okay

[south grove]

the moment you stop chaining your stacks are gone

[remote lark]

flakiac?

[south grove]

no maniac for most melees

[remote lark]

too late i go flakiac

:3

[grizzled tusk]

What's the sensible Thunderhammer build on zealot for boss killing?
Sensible, as in: not one-hitting it at the cost of everything else

[remote lark]

regular thammer with chast instead of stealth

crucis with thrust and whatever that strength on hit blessing is for th

[grizzled tusk]

is martyrdom a thing for hammer, or should I just go momentum?

[remote lark]

yea i mean it works but hammer isn't the best at horde clear so you'll probably die to chip damage

momentum is better

[grizzled tusk]

I never played martyrdom, but horde was why I thought about it; on paper +50% dmg, +24% sounds like a good way to not get overwhelmed by horde

[polar nexus]

And not miss.

[spare talon]

Me when I take a bite of an apple fritter

[remote lark]

gunners say hiii :3

its not bad

[spare talon]

It means you need to hit 11 times

[remote lark]

i just think theres better martyr weapons

[spare talon]

The first hit didn't have a consecutive hit before it, but the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and so on all meet the condition of consecutive hits

[remote lark]

okie

plus

the idea of getting stunlocked (even though its nerfed) just to kill carapace enemies like crushers scares me

@grizzled tusk

xDD

esp with 1 hp

[spare talon]

That's why I'm considering swapping to a bolter with shatter puncture with my thammer

Cuz if it's more than 1-2 crushers
Fuck that

[remote lark]

thats what i do

bolter is soooo nice for thammer

and alot of weapons actually

crushers just suck in general in melee

[hearty nebula]

@south grove what skulls you need?

[south grove]

dorn's got me

you lads can go on

[grizzled tusk]

to no one's surprise dueling should perform well against pack, because how fast it is and it keeps you moving

[south grove]

or did you not get it?

[south grove]

dueling sword?

or duelist the talent

[grizzled tusk]

sword

[south grove]

it's a dueling sword

as in for duels

single target

makes sense

[spare talon]

Breaking news
Most busted and overpowered weapon in the game is
Busted and overpowered

[stone fern]

imagine not 1v1v1v1v1v1ing a pack of crushers

[hearty nebula]

yea but me bored

[south grove]

I wasn't looking and almost clicked

lmfao

[spare talon]

Yes I'd really love to delete tintin

[paper harness]

You can recover characters through FS support dw

[stone fern]

fatshark balanced a weapon around a class that has no melee buffs and gave it to zealot

[paper harness]

Clad you getting on

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ooh-hands-hoof-deer-funny-gif-18069790

[stone fern]

like 2-3 hours

[paper harness]

Free plasteel, we doing skulls for tintin

[hearty nebula]

who i joining

[stone fern]

eh i have over 100k

[hearty nebula]

dorn or tin

[south grove]

I thought we had a neutral association...

[paper harness]

I went for a smoke

[remote lark]

why does taxe get shit on so much

this is a fun weapon

[grizzled tusk]

honestly they should just restrict it again, but can you imagine the whining...

[stone fern]

my brother in the emperor

[south grove]

why do you hate me...

[stone fern]

if theyre all in the same strike team

it doesnt matter

[polar nexus]

https://youtu.be/eNm-ERBzlKk?si=vqfawqAIl4AsDpV3

[paper harness]

Because of players who don’t play it

[south grove]

we're not

[paper harness]

Shred brutal momentum btw

[south grove]

dorn went for a smoke

[paper harness]

Suicide

[south grove]

SUPRA

!!!

[polar nexus]

Remember guys. If you don't look at enemies you gain toughness back

[spare talon]

Because it doesn't instantly poopooshit on every enemy instantly with 0 buildcrafting whatsoever

[remote lark]

it might be my new main weapon over knife ngl
it's like a cross between knife and rashad

[polar nexus]

I hope he has learned

[remote lark]

am i overthinking the moveset

[south grove]

yes

it's light spam

[remote lark]

lmao

[south grove]

do not combo

[remote lark]

okay

i was curious about h1 > l2

for clear

on 7

[paper harness]

Don’t use the 7

[south grove]

supra898

[remote lark]

why not

it looks pretty

[paper harness]

Worst of them

[spare talon]

Thumbnail has 2 overtoughness generating abilities

[stone fern]

mk 9 is best

mk6 has a slow heavy 1

[remote lark]

:(

[south grove]

mk 9???

tac axe????

[stone fern]

lmao

[south grove]

there's a mark 9 tac axe??????

[stone fern]

yeah idk then

[remote lark]

ill try the mk2

i assume mk4 is bad

it has llower dmg

[stone fern]

its not

[south grove]

mk2 is lobotomy tool

[south grove]

it has a ridiculous attack speed

[hearty nebula]

need to steal dorn's speedy build

sh

[south grove]

makes up for it

[stone fern]

dorn is being dramatic mk4 tax is fine

[paper harness]

Mk2 is heavy spam

[south grove]

I spam light w/ it

I'll try heavies

[remote lark]

ill try both

[paper harness]

You are delusional

[south grove]

I may be

[remote lark]

why the fuck did i get 7 nurgles in a heresy tentacle modifier run btw

[south grove]

time to try the stupid drug

[remote lark]

is that just a thing now

burgle time

[south grove]

it has increased boss spawns

[remote lark]

cole you're a fucking nerd

[south grove]

dorn made it

[polar nexus]

I wish I could give you karma for that

[south grove]

not cole

[spare talon]

Then so am I

[remote lark]

cole posted

i judge him guilty

[paper harness]

You are based

[south grove]

cole copied dorn's image

[paper harness]

Tintin is delusional

[remote lark]

tintin stop being delusional

[paper harness]

There is a difference

[south grove]

I have the license to cut people open

[remote lark]

can i tk

chat

[paper harness]

Leave

Join us

[spare talon]

How am I based for the same thing
I use taxe 2 shred/ht and use mostly lights with mixed PAs

[south grove]

keep your mouth silent

[remote lark]

im down

[south grove]

I think using mk1 is crime enough

the names doesn't matter

[paper harness]

Because you are good

[south grove]

you're good at the game

[remote lark]

holy fuck dorn complimented someone

[south grove]

I got trapped on sedition

we are not the same

[paper harness]

I have said multiple times that me, cole and meow are equal mechanically

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/police-officer-screaming-cop-tiktok-canny-cat-gif-709274950884195764

[remote lark]

invite me

dorn

or give code

8822995738

[hearty nebula]

he has code in profile
upid

[remote lark]

o

ah he beat me to it

[paper harness]

Which maps @south grove

[spare talon]

I really like that I literally only started this game cuz my 40k fan step brother gifted it to me cuz he wanted someone to play it with for a while lmao

I didn't know the game existed before then

[hearty nebula]

I started because my brother got me into it lmao

same for vermintide 2 technically but he didn't play it with me for years until after i started playing darktide

and i only started playing like

3 months ago?

[remote lark]

bruh my axe doesn't hit the bp to oneshot chaff

with mk4

[south grove]

lemme check

[paper harness]

use unarmored

[remote lark]

unarmored and flak?