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The poor poor gateway keyboard I prolly FUCKED by cranking that throttle
@jagged cradle I LOST HALF MY HEALTH FIRST ROOM BC THE PSYKER SPAMMED ASSAIL
You’ll be fine
Lmfao
Only one knife zealot, it’s in the bag big dawg kitty you got this
Yeah same here
Which hha do you like btw
ermm no excuses
Y’all fw my amoeba
This reminds me of people who get multi-thousand dollar gaming PCs only to play started valley and 2d visual novels
i keep thinking of how they said there will only be 4 mutators at launch
what in this fuck? I beat the challenge portal, but, since I had the flight that makes me take more damage I went all the way up in the chest room and found this guy :/
and we know 3 of them and none of them are particularly difficult
this gamemode is gonna die in a week
I love the new mode
we wiped
There will be more
Tap me in
join
He revives every time I kill him... oh well, I killed him twice and got nothing so I just went and claimed my chest. :/
"brand new mutators, including one you've already seen" oh ok then
I think about how Arrowhead looked at some modifiers for HD2 and were like “Yeah that does seem like, kinda shit. We’ll pull it out”
I NEED HER
Meanwhile we get TOX GAS EVERYWHERE
interesting psyker
IT’S COMING OUT OF THE WALLS
@mighty root join now
same
That's out of what they have finalized so far
Plus, they'll be adding more as time goes on
yes but at launch this'll be dead

There are also more things affecting the difficulty beyond modifiers, things that are exclusive to havoc

That’s awful
Ew
i hope so
Mmmm auric exemplar pretty purple
lacerate mercy killer is so kino
I don’t like the energy storm survivor sends to my team. They might expect things of me
Perks.......
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I completely understand why we should bully Recon users now
they are exclusively there because I think they're funny
(also it doesn't change any breakpoints)
My buddy has been a DS/Recon gunker since launch
He dodges like Gohan
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Honorable Mention clip
POV: A mauler squad is triggered around a corner by the loner 35m ahead of the fireteam
the extreme corpse launches from rocks will never not be funny to me
I will approve of having toughness from a melee kill stolen from me 100% of the time so long as it’s via rock
Oh Fuck... This run is gonna be really difficult... I am not great at getting skill crits... I was curious as to what perfectionist did, since there's a 1hp that says something imperfection, or w/e, that gives you +200% gold... welp, I'm gonna die horribly lol
Luckily you have a pretty good condition
It’s like a cartoon watching a dog just stop and go ass over elbows like a car hitting a parking bollard
me n who
doing sub 200k on psyker should just uninstall the game
when you hear trapper boots rapidly approaching your location 
Oh wait that was a dog in that clip
@south grove zerked me off
Also lucky for me I found the assassin's weapon... I am very bad at getting the skill crit with the ronin's weapon. :/
it's a beginner zealot
I don't mind
howver someone only has 65 melee kills
wonder who that is
I don’t have true level
I’m a purg psyker
@jagged cradle krak pdo
no melee in the melee game is kinda insane tho
Shout to pox gas and having to toughness so I die in 2 seconds
I do use melee
What?
Purg pysker
Our zealot sucked
And?
for someone with 65 melee kills you sure talk a lot
Oh I like that
I should play my zealot and chase a scoreboard like tintin
Moebian parade
Actually
hasn't been in stock a long time
Blaze trauma
it's the cumblade but evil
Incoming blaze trauma
the what
candy cane knife
Candy crane
Peppermints
there's another knife skin that uses that blade and it's all white
Tintin zerked me off the bagged me
bitter night

Because I’m so abysmal dogshit
been a long time
i have bitter night
only i can say it
cumknife
Normal day zealot chat
Why?
Ez map
No
in for a treat
Who reads
it's my favourite modifier
gaming WHEN @hard nexus
Lights out?
It’s not gonna be hard lol
with walking barrels?
ok lights out but you can't use any lights at all
i like the candy cane
in like
its neat
lmfao
@jagged cradle who are you
30 seconds is too long
Adina ?
Yeah
What’s wrong with it ?
Hehe, I am off of the map >_>'
Well... it's do or die now... I wanted to see what would happen if I got 1% resolve and now I can see what happens <.<'

Also apparently grabbing something that costs 44 resolve when you have 1% resolve just sets you to 1hp lol
cant recognise
what the fuck is this mobile as looking....wait this is rogue legacy 2 isnt it?
Yes, I am playing Rogue Legacy 2. :3
i feel like this is a really hot take, the new weapon cosmetics are weak, gimme something actually exotic that makes my weapon look REALLY different
fatshark has not released a character cosmetic in now, going on 2 months
You mean like after doing a 1hp from my resolve reaching 0%, in Rogue Legacy 2, that I do a literal 1hp run afterwards? Something spicy like that? >.>'
the previous two store cycles were 100% recycles of old gear, which fine great give the newbs some fresh choices
anynoob wanna toys
what, im talkin about darktide
but I already had everything in both stores
i dont know enough about rogue legacy
weapon skins are new sure but who cares weapon cosmetics mod is the best weapon cosmetic you could ever run
I mean jesus fatshark let me give you money
that's getting a fern true
oh btw
What I am getting at is: You're wanting something as spicy, for your darktide cosmetics, as this 1hp run I am doing in Rogue Legacy 2... right? :3
I've been brouhaha'ing in ogryn chat about the fact that
yes
WCM's current build now has new component pieces in its list
not fit to any weapon chassis
I just worded it poorly, the 1st time. <.<'
so they come out funny looking when fit to other weapon chassis' spots
but they're specifically single barreled components, and new ammo mag/drum/boxes
which leads me to believe, next weapon Coming Soon(TM) is Ogryn Autocannons
I can't say more cuz beyond this because it's all he-said-she-said heresay from folks under the NDA, so
oooh
well I'd be right ther ewith you except those ammo bags in #2
a low ammo cap magazine fed bolter equivalent to offset the stubber MGs
explodey on impact, pops enemies damages those around them type thing like the bolters do now
hell yes
a girl can hope, anyway
anyways, back to your regularly scheduled shouty facerolling
yknow its funny, yesterday during an assassination mission i lsaid something about getting 2 monsters at once
and how that would be kinda fun
tennis
and now in this new modifier we got a plague ogryn and a Beast with no ceremony between em
I just had a game where literally every single room had a beast of nurgle, sometimes back to back in the same one
you mean slugs
just slugs
its all slugs
slugs will spawn out of horde elevator doors just fyi
they appear to be on their own independent timer, like special or dog waves in an auric, and are not tied to say a % chance for every enemy to spawn as a slug
and they're all full strength, and you can get more than one at a time
so bring your corruption healing aura and your salt shaker
cumulative corruption will start to become a drag on ease of mission completion
cuz in tight areas the puke on the ground becomes unavoidable during a horde or if the slug runs off and you have to chase it through where it's already puked
I know I sent this already but more so just to point out, you can abuse the tentacle buffed enemies cause they will instantly die regardless the type of enemy if you shoot that section of them
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those are the notes I took during my one havoc run just a bit ago, anyway, anyone who knows more than me correct me if I'm wrong
explodey head crushers are a laff riot
Also out of sheer etiquete lets avoid shooting them like bursters if anyone is near
never thought I'd be oneshotting a crusher with a ripper 6
Bulwarks instantly fucking dying 🚬
God it feels good
Hate them so much
oh I also noticed, if they explode they'll toss your teammates but don't seem to do any damage to anyone
but yes burster ettiquite please
took like 8 HP max most
even if its just slugs
works nice w the chest piece.. but it's off a bit
had a martyr zealot in my run, which is fine
im happy for more monster spawns
made this w for the drip
not really my speed for playing but to each their own
Also another warning you can get 2 full blown Monstros spawning
was about to say whats wrong with martyr zealot
one of my matches we Had a CS and a Event spawned BON spawn in
that in a nutshell is my problem with martyrdom
shit was fucking chaos
i mean clearly if they had it for a thrid of the map they did fine
sure, just don't get hit, it's one thing how hard can it be
your point's well taken but I dislike martyrdom cuz it encourages people to be active liabilities to the team
that's what saved em to begin with, yeah
YER DUM
I dont really know where the ironhelm hate came from I wont lie
I just never really bothered touching Thammers like
ever
cause it used to suck
Crucis and Ironhelm peasants goin at it full strength
now it's just unwieldling weird
:<
@mighty root the disgrace
Enlightened Transcended Crusher Enjoyers:
Enlightened Transcended Crusher Enjoyers:
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Unwielding weird? 
It's my cardboard box and I will die for it
I wonder if it was me cause i will play with basically 1 wound left alot
the REAL fight everyone knows tho
is OG laser shitpistol or Yungbludd laser shitpistol
Honestly was really boring using thammer
the two people using them full time
Killed tintin with a walking barrel
@south grove did you see the way I was stuck
heh yeah
You’re welcome btw
HowLittleThatNarrowsItDown.meme
Ty
I think so
this event is fun
@south grove
This is the 2nd run in a row they offered me the 1hp man... Might as well take it again, I got 7.6k gold in the run I just did as the 1hp character <.<
no
I need an actual dredd
anything from the arbites
He might be on to something
he might be ON something
This feels very similar to having your until death get procced... but you didn't take holy rev, so any hp damage will insta kill you >.>'
@south grove I’m getting silly btw
Power supply consignment yard, don't mind if I do
so is the event like
not crucian lmfao
headhunter is easily the best blessing for headhunter auto
Which variant do you use
columnus III usually
Interesting
you'd better really like slugs or you're gonna have a baaaad time
I never saw another type
and we went through easily 6 to 8 slugs by mission's end
I dont care that its just slugs, im just happy for more monster spawns
all full strength
We got a chaos spawn once
sure, just mentioning
but agrip works better w/ specialist picking
oh good ok
thats what i bring the Thammer for
the three burst means you hit three shots
which all interact with headhunter
yeah slab shield/ripper 6/rock is pretty paltry against slugs
i got a plagueryn and a chaos spawn ontop of like 5 Beast spawns during my mission
and this event made it even more busted with infested weakspots
cuz I can't easily make ujp for lower DPS output by holding the things attention the whole time
Yeah yeah I know it just doesn’t feel good to me
slugs are a perfect foil to shout tanking
but if you have any terrain in the room that can function as a column or pillar
you can crit 70% of your mags if you aim heads
you can lead the slugs in circles around it very easily
yknow i felt bad for buying this fit since it was like the first one they ever had for zealot
but now i like it cause i hardly ever see anyone use it
makes me feel unique
It’s the 7 muties charging in during that kiting process and the other 3 players picking their noses that make it difficult tbh
heh
the gold helmet is super tacky though i admit
I love muscular women
but generally the skull masks are more tacky and edgy than fun to fit
they'v e gotten better tho
the red one is chef's kiss
I really do want this chest to come back because damn the hands are AWESOME
it actually changes the shading around your eyes/eyebrows to m ake your eyes appear to glow
@mighty root you're a cheap knockoff
if you know you know
Yes
@jagged cradle go weapon spec vet
only on inquisitorial ones
fyre's already copying me
What why
we go a three stack
best part of the whole set is the hands being wrapped in seals
cole skin walking
My only weapon spec is stealth
I don’t miss the pajamas as much
But the CVS receipt fit goes hard
I think the metal not gold face cage is the only other one to do that
add a brightening effect to the characters eyes I mean
I just didn’t feel like spending money at the time and didn’t expect the shop rotation to suck so much arse
awww
Actually nvm what do you want me to run
it's fine
you don't have an assault shotgun
r8 the build
I wear the Lobotomy obedience helmet so all I see is my chin like Judge Dredd
Also doesn’t fuck with my voice, love it
Oh I don’t whoops
bolt pistol is a goated choice once you get the hang of how it shoots
ALSO
STOP SLEEPING ON ALT ATTACK ON BOLTER
YOU CAN FIRE THE GUN RIGHT AS IT HITS THE ENEMY
The bonk?
and use it to point blank faces
you can fire the gun any time during the animation actually
I find the bonk knocks their face away from my crosshair
it's just hitting them with it puts the barrel like touching their forehead
So I just run puncture/RnG on my bistol
run and gun is a ton of fun
If I need a crusher or boss to die I just ADS to double the firing speed
I run lethal proximity myself
because if ever you get caught up
you can fire a shot at your feet
and it'll stun everything around you and let you disengage
good choices, I am an unrepentant unironic crusher main
cool bug fact: psyker's warp cleaving talent applies to everything
Basically hits the entire specialist side of the psyk + bulwark and poxwalkers
bolt pistol with a cleave blessing is so kino
That’s hilarious
I love the bonk on boltgun
Kill a heretic in ✨~Style~✨
bolter and flamer gave me easily 100 overlevels of top tier fun
but both are takin a back seat to the bolt pistol rn cuz the multiple enemies killed per bullet and just silly accuracy at any distance is comedy gold
that shot at the end
The bolt pistol is blessed with holy accuracy that is for sure
it doesn't really feel forced at all, though
which is odd in and of itself to me
there'll be times my reticle is so far off it's white instead of red; still, puff of red mist across the entire map
I'll take it
Malefic Momentum Illisi go brrr
big ass bullets you know
What is the best blessings for bolt pistol in your opinion?
and also especially in close range combat, you can keep the pistol in your hands and mulch just as well as you would with your melee
which the first time you use it you're like, *what? how?? *
cuz of its fire rate
I like Puncture/Run n Gun, but a lot of the blessing combos are valid choice
I love run and gun
I sat in the psyk for a while testing the “bullet magnetism” and I’m convinced that it’s different for different enemies
Either way it feels so good when you’re locked in
man top tier dragon to chase for sure
I think on my zealot bolt pistol I have run and gun and the one the suppresses enemies within 8m on close range kill
lethal proximity makes the aoe damage it does when you punk a smol the size of like, at least a crusher heavy detonation swing
maybe the same size as power maul detonation
it's big enough it stunned that entire room in the second video every shot regardless of impact location
plus the whole shoot your feet to get out of anything bonus
Aren’t enemies within 8m swapping to melee anyways 
lethal prox and RnG has been showin up to work for me every mission
not if they're behind cover, or otherwise out of los
I didn’t appreciate RnG until someone read the second half of it to me
“Giga load more accuracy ALL THE TIME”
that wasn't there at startr
Lets me stop them before they get to me or if there’s too many to shoot, stop them momentarily so I can swap to melee without getting hit
I totally stumbled over that and was like
^^
I think that was always there on the blessing too, which would help explain bullet magnetism a bit
it was just updated for the tooltip to reflect it
cuz I've always ever ran run and gun, just cuz of the luck of the draw with hadron before itemizatoin
and cuz I was used to it by then when itemization changed
I feel like the two different ragers have different magnetism
Ermm acktchually gunners and shotgunners are elites 
The naked dreg rager has less “assistance” than the armored one
it would not surprise me one bit
chargers are largely worthless and an ammo waste
but it hits em from orbit
Yeah snipers, trappers, bombers, and (scab) gunners have fridge sized heads
ah.
Absolutely, they can be a pain in the ass to headshot
The dreg gunner is a wee bit harder to nail the free HS at range for me
makes my lil trickshot in the earlier video less billy badass but that's fine
man my breakpoints on trappers are like
shotties shouldn't be affected
unless u mean the aoe stagger from the explosion of the shot
I swear I've throat shotted one and still had to bonk him, but for unironically less than 10hp
I did not, but I was not aware of the elite stagger thing
so I concede the point
its less them having big heads and more bolter having big bullets
I'm pretty sure the bolt pistol won't fully pop flamers if you hit the tank in a single shot
but it'll certainly put them into the standing still flailing animation before they pop on their own
Some enemies are like that yeah. They’ve got the magic pixel and you just mentally scream “CAN SOMEONE’S STRAY ROUND HIT THAT PLEASE?” lmao
hah
bolt pistol too since they share boolet
Their heads are bolter shaped locks and I have a bolter shaped key
the annoying bit with hitting dregs is their stupid suppression flinch reaction
I think you’re right. I’ve been leveling my other classes and I’ve been on a psyker kick recently but I’m pretty sure you’re right on one shot not popping the piñata
where they double over forwards and instantly dodge your shot
your follow up shots always miss the mark?
yeah they do that when you pistol whip em too
Also how they flail around
it's like buddy I just punched you in the forehead did you fail physics
Speaking of flamers
HATE HATE HATE HATE TANKS BLOWING UP RANDOMLY
I've had flamers blow up from melee only when I'm the last alive
Just gotta learn to pull your shot down and left for any follow ups
chaos physics, sorry
So no stray shots hit it
It’s so whack lol
It happened at least once every other match for me
I just feel like, such a dink setting them off near teammates
ha yeah it's a total wince move
Because unlike HD2 there’s no “I’m sorry” voice command
that shouldn't physically be possible
wonder if they can friendly fire set off their own tanks if shooters tag them
like WUUPS DID ANYONE SEE IT WAS ME THAT JUST DID THno ok ok good we're cool
Ironically HD2 lacks a “FOR SUPER EARTH” button so like
Please join hands and fix this 😡
which, now that you mention, fuckin needed
I'm just chuffed every helldivers login that they let me name my ship the ESS Emperor of Humankind
Also hate how throwing knives seem to prioritize the tanks too
Since the change, my typical one shots on flamers have become 3 shots most of the time cuz it seems to have tank prio
Just a quick “Apologies, comrade” voice line for when you accidentally push a burster, not realizing a teammate was just within the hitbox of the explosion
i'll take a look n pass that along if i catch anything funky going on
I've been one shotting them so much less often, consistenlu, that I'm certain somethings going on
the only campaign humanity almost totally lost
and ostensibly where the two primarchs went
I think that was rangdan anyway
they've never described what they look like at least that I've seen
I’ve got the SES Harbinger of The Constitution and god it makes me feel SO DAMN FREE 😤😤😤
^helldivers in a nutshell
you're a very-slightly-below-average-intelligence joe shmoe who just happens to have access to multiple billions worth of top tier military equipment
going to try out a Evis build, should I try a martyrdom keystone?
I would suggest a shred critmax build
as it's what I've been running to great effect for me
Helldivers reminds me what it’s like to be an EDF air raider
Just calling in ludicrous amounts of ordinance as my primary weapon
Blazing or IJ?
Nothing more satisfying than seeing a decent size patrol ~40ish meters away
Throwing a single Airstrike, strafe, or cluster bomb
PERFECTLY erases the entire squad without an alert
sorry I'm terrible with names, the left side tree 'fury' I think
take both 5% movement pips and the 10% attack speed too
^ Blazing Piety is left ye
this is me playing with numb fingers and 50mg vicodin in me
Used it use it before Cole showed me the light of IJ
got it
bro died so mcuh
Now I crutch IJ so hard
@south grove @jagged cradle all my skill has left my body
whoops, out of order but you get it
:3
ily
posting my build always get speople howling but I have fully committed to the Deisgnated Team Mom role and i love it
3 ally revive curios too
@mighty root is this your BF's?
I was thinking moreso of a charge
he might've lost it
I know I know you’re welcome to praise me some more
every holy relic use is at least one free rescue after if you're by yourself
and unlimited rescues if you have someone else
every stun grenade is 2 rescues long
You let me get bursted
says here on on the label it's tannah lindberg's
there was 2 trappers behind it
I'm not taking any chances
tintin's kink is being a frowning disappointed father figure
Psyker withdraw hits hard
if you hit 200% crit chance you get 3x daamge

I don't think I'll be a father yet
also I run 5% crit on mine, since all the various crit increases are independent of each other
you couldnt pay me to do this
oh but it's worse
it's not thaaaaaaaaat baaaaaaaaad
we played two lights out MH
i just played with 2 lvl 25s i havent seen sub lvl 30s in a LONG time
yeah I playedl ights out too
the slugs are the real issue there
and not even mentioned lol
I like it it’s fun
sure, it's a fun spin

I like it too, though the spawns can be a little crazy sometimes
Wouldn’t play my orgyn on it
anything with tentacle heads can be killed with a single shot
put HISTG on it
even crushers and bulwarks
it'll be the best map ever

I only popped one near a teammate once cuz I didn't know it was even a thing
Now I’m ready
then when it was mentioned nobody in the squad popped anyone else again
this would be literally non stop spawns i feel like
I played a HISTG MH silo cluster
it's very easy to get around but yes I know, quickplay randos gonna quickplay rando
there was 50 shotgunner first corner
on damnation?
then 5 bulwarks
This is what I have so far
and 4 trapper team
ya
is there something I should add or opt out
yeah I've gotten to where I just dislike HISG
the spawn numbers get to something only an AI director could do
its too bullshit imo, even on heresy where i play it
cuz if it were an actual human doing it, tehy'd be jailed for cruel and unusual punishment
if you dont have a team that can handle and understand the spawns you get overwhelmed fast even on heresy hi stg
@south grove @jagged cradle I will no longer be going down
when it crosses the line from spicy to stressful, I'll just play something else
you can only do so much solo
and six trappers at once is not spicy
smth smt domination fetish
knife crutch
lol I said that to my squaddies earlier tonight
Cherry picking
saying some new VT2 game mode is so hard darktide becomes easy
Knife crutch is insane imo
'yall are just suckers for punishment then'
you've only played with knife today
I’m leaving
ONLY knife
'you don't want a game you want a dominatrix'
no other weapons
Ur so mean
Where’s the variety ???
for some people this is true
like the beating [insert fromsoft game here] at lvl 1 people
as someone who has abstained from knife for two years on principle (its fucking ugly): is it actually a crutch
ha yeah, speedrunning as a playstyle approach I get
it's all about the timer everything else be damned
but the intentional hard-gimping folks
like, idk, first thought are the people who disable fast travel in bethsoft games
or the people in runescape who do no-communication ironman runs
must make, craft, use only what you make for yourself
buddy that doesn't sound like a fun challenge in a game it sounds like clinical OCD
I dunno man, skyrim without fast travel outside of carts CAN be pretty fun, i did a survival mode playthrough (didnt beat it to be fair) and you do miss out on alot of stuff by just fast traveling everywhere
if part of what makes a game fun for you is difficulty then imposing limitations to make it actually difficult is going to be fun for you
Anybody have the link to a good dagger build?
some people take it a step further and just mod the game to be that hard
for sure
byond that one
i like to be challenged i dont like to not get anywhere for hours
stalker: misery
gamma lets you curate your own difficulty xp
oh I Get your point
SS13?
I wonder what knife users will think when they learn that ds5 is literally a better knife, similar damage, much larger range, much larger dodge distance, forced instant stun special
misery is just hard for the sake of being hard
at least dead air added fundamental game mechanics that increased difficulty like having oxygen supplies
dueling sword superior either way
knife: ugly, lame animations
sword: pretty, nice animations
I'm drawing a blank on what SS13 is
I Feel like I should know what it is
Yeah but you're probably thinking of ds4
a very niche very old space station roleplaying game
I mean ds5
It has mobility and defences, both affecting dodge distance
Which is fucking stupif
The singularity is loose, the AI is malfunctioning and the air is plasma.
Good luck out there, spaceman.
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playing this game half deaf (ruptured eardrum) is impossible i will be downloading spidey sense to make this game accessible again
I just find it unfortunate that sseth doesn't do any games I like or genres I care about
yeah man get it, it's not a 'mod' it's an accessibility option
that's what got me modding to begin with
being able to have an autofire for weapons so I don't destroy my hands and fingers clicking my mouse umpteen brazilian times a match
did they remaster it?
(early onset arthritis)
I'ven ever played it actually
I just saw it in passing a while back
had to refresh my head what SS13 even referenced
OMG MANDALOREGMAING ON MEDICINE
They're turning her into a papa johns
cant believe sseth is a doctor
...he is
that explains a ton of shit actually
why his personality and humor style sync up with mine so much
what's the cost of renaming a character in DT?
it's not a permanent thing is it
50k, redoable
i'm pretty sure sseth is a virologist
theres a vod floating somewhere
HM.
well there's no way to say it
Ive been wanting to rename okri to CousinDokri
but 50thousand dockets is a lot of money to pay just to get a D
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found it
That's literally 1 maelstrom
(the punchline was insinuating that okri doesn't have a penis)
HE DOESNT?
I'm literally working unpacking a truck shipment so I wasn't dedicating enough cognitive function to the char be able to catch it lmao
yall prolly all like
naw it was a shit joke
not a shit joke, don't miss that one too ha gotem AGAIN I'm on FIRE
anyone, uh, played this title?
I love my bigg ribbit games, but free to play
always takes the game in question in some weird ass direction both in features and playstyle
o shit
its the mobile game
i still remenber it
best way to play it
its not touch it for a month
and get free gold
then repeat
it is a okay game
it is not bad
I should kill this guy
meh
I can't play mobile games on a pc
I can't play mobile games full stop but another discussion
I've just never seen a single title that's made it to mobile that stands up to a PC game in terms of what you ctually do playing the game
mobile stuff is all opiate-addiction timer management
or to your point idling simulators where you login to spend accrued currencies and that's it til next login
and its blatantly obvious about it everytime too
oh for sure
I'm surprised mobile gaming hasn't gotten the lootboxes treatment from the fuckin feds yet
it's completely designed from the first line of code on to simulate physical addiction behaviors in the person playing it
you shall either be smited for your hubris cuz the ai director saw you type that
or rewarded by empra for your conviction and certainty if he's not being a little toadfucker
Fire Emblem: Heroes is like the only gacha game I've genuinely liked because it's got fun but simple tile combat
It's still a little gooner bait but it's a fun game and def not as much as other gachas
That one dude needs to shut up
there was one that sucked me in, it was a pixel art tower defense game with the characters you used acting as the towers you would place
I know this is kinda random but I think i like yakuza games cause it lets me live out my fantasy of beating up scumbags who really do deserve it, something ill probably never be able to do irl
they could only fire in certain directions around them, and the levels and mobs were varied, so you picked the right team for the level and progress through them that way
humbled
Realest shit I heard all day, and I had 23 and a half hours to hear something real today
May that vet boil in shit
I couldn't even begin to tell you the name of the title
bloons?
time adjust the build
sieg is a good vet lol
but it was very final fantasy tactics or tactics ogre styled in its look and aesthetic
and then when the game blew up all the new characters were women in traditional DND classes microbikinis
be sure to get the new archer in a gstring, and if you're really really lucky you'll get the microbikini mage
I played bad
Xe hurt my feelings
I cannot have people looking over my shoulder and being like 'why are you playing a fantasy game where everyone's naked'
Oh I’ll take it
why can none of these randos play the new modifier
they just die the instant the horde comes
cuz it's a day old
and nobody's learned through play yet
you cannot expect to expect this community to read
must shoot tentacles
yea
Rimworld with actual gameplay. I’m a bitch where I need something like Mount and Blade as opposed to Kenshi 
the slugs are a new part of it
the entire team died in the same spot to a single poxwalker, and I got gunner stunned (skill issue)
it was quite funny
lol
If a bunch of my units die because numbers I’m like reeee but if it’s my fault because I walked them into a javelin, yeah I can take that L
it's actually a dead combo to
they're getting got by normal specials i'm pretty sure, not tentickles
since players can't benefit from more than 100% rending at a time
played the hell outta both, but my kenshi savegames would last to exactly as long as it took to max out your group but my mount and blade savegames were hundreds and hundreds of hours long
are you joking? like did they get blown off the map? how did they die to a single poxwalker
I get what you mean there
What’s better on the shovel decimeter or skull crusher
none of em killed it
Mk 1
the best setup for a shovel is in the garbage can
they were all struggling with the gunners, reaper, bulwark, what have you
just, nobody killed the little dude
sell your shovel to brunt, go wash your hands, and use the proceeds to buy a real weapon
I watched out of morbid curiosity
jesus fucking christ
Warband and even Bannerlord to a degree are so fun once you get to the infinite war stage, just conquering small bits of the map in play sessions here and there
Like the power sword
Watched 2 people argue with each other the entire match calling eachother bad
yall bringin poop shovels everywhere was the cause of the last cholera outbreak on the mourningstar

ha really
No not really
I mean they both went down multiple times
like guys can we kill the heretics and not each other
I didn't at all
fuck it I woulda left if the team's got that energy
is your vet... siegfried??
I never went down
At the end I said they're both bad and they shoud play the game
Yeah?
in an armageddon armour?
I've yet to see another one
that's a proper lady, not until the third date
Siegfried at least
That’s us
the amount of times ive lost a chivalry match because people were typing in chat instead of playing 😔
Holy shit you're both idiots
HAH
I can't feel my fingers
people really do let their egos go wild in video games

fatshark said no
this is true
It was fun
make me your fourth, I'll join the shenaniganxsz
lol
oh.
this is actually funny, i guess we know why the first guy DCed right?
Imo this is why even as a Japanese, I hate most JRPG’s and anime
I used my powers to guide the crusher into tintin @sullen forge
I played w/ 22 talent points
servers have been total dogwater all night
It was pretty funny
Yeah I noticed
and I fucking killed all of them
Cause im running my "I fucking hate slugs" build right now
I noticed I was having weird server issues this morning
the creep into warframe was enough to legitimately anger me every login until I quit playing
to get this event out of the way
servers been actually fine for me
Actually sat in queue
like actually functioning
are we talking about Nekke or whatever its called?
nikke
i had one moment where everything started sliding on air and i dc'd
i dont fucking know
It was only a 1 person queue but I didn’t even know there was a queue system
i just see ads for it all over
internet thinks im a gooner i guess
I was missing iron will, demo team, stam regen delay, superiority complex, precision strike...
how did I fucking do that
Hi hi I was there too :3
your talents might have blanked or partially blanked
I won't bother you again
? lmao
that was dogshit play
I've never met a more genuine group of people who truly hate each other
He’s really dragging the team down
ya
Idk what that is
Carrying the team per usual
he talked shit about you @sullen forge
I was referring to warframe's art style changing to the point I didn't want to play it as much/at all
back hurts
lmfao
That message is ai generated
Hey I held my own
The fuck he say
Unlike the other two
has warframe really gotten that horny? I havent noticed
I’ll find it
I miss when the only female frame was Mag and you just had a fucking globe for a head with a lanky body
Ember started the gooning
I have very choice words if thats you
I got bored mb
No I was the zealot
Yummy ammo
I was fyre
Yeah cause you're washed
I can't feel my hands right now
anyways what the fuck did he say
painkillers are not good for me
I said may that vet boil in poop!
yeah when I first gave warframe a try, mag volt and excal were the only frames you could get with rhino as the only boss unlockable crafting frame
melee combat still had stamina
This morning I tried to play and I went down 5 times
mag was peak
Nearly wanted to cut off a finger to preserve my honor


