zealot-class

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1291174300002418688/attachment.gif

[obsidian prairie]

Except for barrels and flamer tanks

[bleak path]

unfortnitely

[stable cypress]

barrels and uncorked flamers only atm

[uneven galleon]

Unfortunately not

[stable cypress]

it would be p cool if ogryn could cause an instant wipe at start of match with frag bomb

[uneven galleon]

We'd be able to reduce Smykers if we had FF

[bleak path]

Sometimes a javelin elf spammer needs a str pot bounty hunter ult in the face.
And I'm sure there are a lot of people like that in this game too

Sad

[ornate bone]

joker origin story

we live in an ogciety

[copper hawk]

@vague depot ill be available soon

If ur alive

[uneven galleon]

Also, how is Devil's Claw sword for Zealots? is there a certain keystone I should go with it?

[paper harness]

IJ

Good

[light badge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlTOv1udVj0

[paper harness]

one sec

[obsidian prairie]

Dclaw is a pretty good generalist sword

[light badge]

finally I know how to play zealot now

[obsidian prairie]

It just sucks actual ass against any armor

even flak

Still a really fun weapon

[placid fiber]

I mean... it can also 1 shot crushers with chastise

[obsidian prairie]

sometimes basic is good

[placid fiber]

the mk7, that is

parry, chastise, heavy or w/e the parry attack is that ends up being the heavy 2

[obsidian prairie]

I don't like mk7

A weapon that doesn't start its singletarget combo with a heavy is weird on zealot

[stable cypress]

I'd like mk7 if it had vt2 strikedown lights

that didn't still just tickle

[vague depot]

nice

[spare talon]

i click on the video and skip to a random point and the first thing i hear him say is carapace pronounced "car uh pace" instead of "care uh piss"

[hard nexus]

mk3 evis

broken

[fleet zealot]

Totally not relevant or political chainsaw peak panel

Have this dog for a chaser

[ornate bone]

the good timeline

[uneven galleon]

I didn't vote for neither because

I'm Canadian

[drifting wolf]

how could you

[ornate bone]

so you voted for one?

that's a double negative

[sullen forge]

^ the joke

[ornate bone]

wtf who said you could vote you dirty canadan

[ornate bone]

we should've elected John Oppenheimer

[ornate bone]

should've gotten more than 75k votes tbh

I voted for hawk tuah girl

did you do you your part?

[uneven galleon]

Banishing you to the realm of suffering you go

[copper hawk]

Hawk tuah

[hard nexus]

takes good balance, ambuscade, anoint, and purge the unclean over TWBS, holy rev, until death

lol

[obsidian prairie]

We need one of these as a debate between louis and John Fantasy

[hard nexus]

that’s awful

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawk-tuah-spit-spit-on-that-thang-gif-4222947409441281745

WAIT WRONG REPLY I'M SORRY

[drifting wolf]

correct reply

[sullen forge]

No you committed

[copper hawk]

:<

[sullen forge]

Now stick to the fucking joke

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawk-tuah-spit-spit-on-that-thang-gif-4222947409441281745

[ornate bone]

sorry but we don't do sex jokes here

[fleet zealot]

i forget if yuo don't order extra philly steak at pizza places they put like no steak

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid-reaction-gif-7531750439217636451

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ohio-gif-1193713324191725330

[frosty herald]

TOTAL GINYU FORCE SWEEP

https://tenor.com/view/gin-gif-25909324

[spare dome]

the numbers, frieza. what do they mean

[remote lark]

i'd win

[paper harness]

marty knife malice bou

[sullen forge]

How many times do I have to tell you monkeys, we were at Namek, we had to kill Goku!

[remote lark]

why are you shaming martyr

its fun

[sullen forge]

Sedition boy…

[ornate bone]

normalize shaming people for random things

[sullen forge]

Yeah like being a furry cause furries are cringe

[paper harness]

not exactly benefitting from marty with knife

[remote lark]

maybe if you weren't elderly and decrepit you'd be able to click fast enough for martyr knife too

[fleet zealot]

dorn will literally shame martyr players even tho it's the only keystone without an easy access to cdr option

[paper harness]

except you got out damaged

[fleet zealot]

it's so ethical he can't handle it

(joking)

[remote lark]

[sullen forge]

Dorn will bully you for anything that’s just Dorn

[fleet zealot]

i need to put that or else dorn might just string me up

[remote lark]

you had to run ahead to farm kills

i was ahead of yfou the entire game before you did that

[light badge]

taking damage = bad always

[remote lark]

dont type to me

[paper harness]

i didn't run ahead

[light badge]

probably unironically thinks Martyr is bad

[paper harness]

I jumped out of the map

[remote lark]

u were 2 rooms ahead of us twice

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/rowley-discord-caption-esmbot-were-done-gif-6631317102449138590

[remote lark]

i like martyr on knife because PA light light kills unarmored chaff even with the horizontal slash

it makes horde clear even more braindead

[lean cairn]

genuinely what is stopping fatshark from implementing this

[remote lark]

esp if you take that low stamina damage talent

[lean cairn]

it doesnt really matter a whole lot since we have mods but why

[remote lark]

yes actually
@stone fern shot me in the back of the head

[sullen forge]

You know thinking about it I don’t understand how I manage to keep up with Dorn as Veteran

[paper harness]

the knife kills on light anyway

[remote lark]

the slash doesn't oneshot without martyr or stacking other buffs

[ornate bone]

I never knew abraham lincoln had a discord account

[remote lark]

it just flat out kills with martyr and the stam talent stacked

kills bruisers too unless i'm misremembering

[sullen forge]

🗣️

[paper harness]

IJ kills in 1

[ornate bone]

if you use marty or momentum I will actually steal your organs while you sleep and sell them for profit to big pharma

[remote lark]

besides dorn

[paper harness]

sorry you just suck

[remote lark]

i know this might be hard for you to understand

but i play whats fun

not whats meta slavey like you

i like martyr

[ornate bone]

stfu be slave to meta

[paper harness]

marty is meta slaving

[remote lark]

therefore, i play martyr

i play knife not because it's good

[ornate bone]

this is so true

[remote lark]

but because i have fun

[ornate bone]

meta slave

[remote lark]

i kinda want to try tac axe next

it looks fun

[sullen forge]

At least you don’t play what tanner preaches so like 🚬

Good enough for me

[fleet zealot]

lol, lmao

martyr is literally the spooky niche that scares players

[paper harness]

clad gets made fun of because he runs marty rashad and gets out damaged

[ornate bone]

tanner builds are the best what are you talking about?

[remote lark]

💀

[sullen forge]

You will be skinned

[remote lark]

even funnier

every time dorn has EVER SAID THE WORD "NICE"
it has been to criticize someone

[uneven galleon]

What weapons go good with martyrdom? I rarely see people using it

[ornate bone]

thammer

trust

[paper harness]

I even killed a dh to show you it is not that hard

[lean cairn]

rashad

[remote lark]

anything other than weapons that attack really fast already i think

[ornate bone]

so called free thinkers when asked to kill a dh

[remote lark]

i can solo dh

hop off

[paper harness]

did you

[gusty orbit]

Anything goes, use a Rashad and be a meta good boy pet

[paper harness]

you died earlier

[remote lark]

not when i got blasted into it with bulwarks and crushers around me

skill issue i guess

[ornate bone]

massive skill issue

[uneven galleon]

I'd never expect anyone in darktide community to call me this

[ornate bone]

humongus deficit in the skill department

[uneven galleon]

I've seen everything

[remote lark]

there's too many furries here for you not to get called that at some point

[ornate bone]

wait wrong one

oop

https://tenor.com/view/kept-under-control-gif-3197254853617936648

[uneven galleon]

Yeah, but that's furries, I'm talking about a community centering around killing them like the 40k community

[paper harness]

yes

[remote lark]

be a good boy and go kill those filthy xeno

[ornate bone]

we're centered around killing furries?

[sullen forge]

I have something called self control and it’s why I don’t say weird shit like that

[remote lark]

furries are technically xeno

[gusty orbit]

Damn mission board looking like actual shit

[ornate bone]

I thought we were all furries

[uneven galleon]

[remote lark]

i dont

[jagged cradle]

Oh oh me I’m a good boy

No shame

[sullen forge]

I’d argue furries are abhumans

[jagged cradle]

I lost that awhile ago

[ornate bone]

brainrot gone so far all shame is gone

[jagged cradle]

No no worst

[remote lark]

i'm sure you would, furry

[gusty orbit]

Shame is an alien concept in this channel anyway

[jagged cradle]

Asmr roleplay

[remote lark]

why are you using discord via your browser

[sullen forge]

Silence furry you hold no power here

[remote lark]

creature

[paper harness]

running marty and cannot kill dh

[remote lark]

dorn you died to a cspawn last time we played together

[ornate bone]

that's a skill issue bro

[paper harness]

you team killed me

[ornate bone]

get good

[remote lark]

skill issue

[ornate bone]

skill issue

[lean cairn]

what do you recommend with marty i've been trying to run it but i keep dying

is it skill issue or is 3 wound curios suboptimal

[remote lark]

shouldn't have been near barrels RIGHT DORN?

[gusty orbit]

Because I don't have and refuse to use the PC app

[remote lark]

SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN NEAR POXBURSTERS

[paper harness]

you also died

[remote lark]

RIGHT DORN

SHOULDNT HAVE WALKED NEAR FLAMERS

[ornate bone]

that's your fault

[remote lark]

IF YOU DIDNT TRUST YOUR TEAM

RIGHT DORN

??????????

RIGHT???????

[uneven galleon]

Gaslight 101

[paper harness]

you stood there while i was trapped

: )

[remote lark]

shouldn't have gotten trapped

[gusty orbit]

Skill issue yeah🤓

[paper harness]

you got trapped on uprising

[ornate bone]

skill issue

[urban sundial]

Y'all don't need cat ears y'all need clown shoes

[ornate bone]

can we just accept the fact that everyone in this channel is dogshit at this game?

[plucky gate]

true

[remote lark]

everyone in this channel thinks everyone else in the channel is dogshit except them

[urban sundial]

My pride says no

[sullen forge]

No im literally perfect

[gusty orbit]

Got the whole outfit, I can rent it for y'all

[sullen forge]

I’m the ultimate life form of veteran mains

[remote lark]

go back to the femboy infested veteran chat then

[urban sundial]

Wrong channel vetcel

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bright-light-flowing-hair-jojos-bizarre-adventure-anime-gif-17398510

[plucky gate]

Everyone here is bad
i am the exception because i am the best sedition player

[paper harness]

drop carapace for unyielding on knife

[ornate bone]

so you're an evolutionary dead end then?

[sullen forge]

Suffer being killed by a trapper

[drifting wolf]

i am the greatest darktide player of all time by a bigly amount

[paper harness]

drop maniac or carapace for unyielding on bolter

[gusty orbit]

No, actually every single homie here will claim to be the best player

[ornate bone]

bitch please, I can beat you on uprising any day of the week

[lean cairn]

https://youtu.be/FL-O_Who51E

[paper harness]

what the fuck is this tree

[lean cairn]

they should make these harder

[sullen forge]

Sedition

[uneven galleon]

nuh uh, I can carry malice games EASILY with my swagger

[plucky gate]

what is the tree dorn?

[paper harness]

what mod is that health bar

[sullen forge]

Take it or leave it

[ornate bone]

bro is so terminally online he has no idea what a tree is

[remote lark]

i haven't died to an unyielding enemy in like 10 billion years

excludingw hen i got dh pvped

:^)

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-green-nature-gif-23265260

BOO

[sullen forge]

Trolled

[ornate bone]

tree jumpscare

[paper harness]

you literally wiped to a chaos spawn today

[plucky gate]

dorn sees a tree irl and suggests changes to its branches

[remote lark]

I GOT BLOWN INT IT

oh

the cspawn didn't wipe us

my team died and i couldn't 1v2 a pogryn and cspawn in a horde

[lean cairn]

hud tweaker, i just adjusted the scale of it

[lean cairn]

what.

[remote lark]

whar?

[cold kelp]

I don't even

What

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-cat-shock-shocked-flabbergasted-surprised-gif-6472373116831647779

[plucky gate]

what the fuck is this tree

[uneven galleon]

does Increased FOV give any advantages?

I've been wondering

[remote lark]

see more

[lean cairn]

lets me see more

and i feel faster = move faster

[cold kelp]

Does it get worse?

[uneven galleon]

Alright

[paper harness]

single charge on fotf

[remote lark]

i hurt dorns pride now he's going to analyze every single detail of my build

someone help me

[lean cairn]

he fell for the blood redemption meme

[remote lark]

helppp !!

[ornate bone]

help you? you're doing great ragebaiting him, you don't need any help!

[remote lark]

get him off me!!

[ornate bone]

keep up the good work!

[lean cairn]

oh this is your build

i thought this was dorn trolling

[remote lark]

yes

[uneven galleon]

hrmmmm

[remote lark]

i run a high tdr marty build cause i still kinda suck

[plucky gate]

is this build for intentionally ragebaiting dorn?

[remote lark]

so i went for the crit tdr talent w scourge

[ornate bone]

most humble zealot chatter

[paper harness]

drop blood redemption for second charge

[cold kelp]

Where's the rest of the tree, we need to see the trainwreck

[paper harness]

[plucky gate]

that's not the weird part

blood redemption is

[remote lark]

i actually used to have that i just forgot to reassign it back when i made that google spreadsheet on toughness generation

[paper harness]

spreadsheet instead of dodging

[remote lark]

get out of my account

[paper harness]

tehee

[drifting wolf]

collect my spreadsheets

[paper harness]

dodge more

[remote lark]

i made a spreadsheet on exactly how many kills you'd need with blood redemption to get full toughness back

it came out to like 3-4

[uneven galleon]

Is Blood Redemption effective for a Matyrdom build>

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/air-swim-cat-gif-25752697

[remote lark]

martyrdom has too much tdr for blood redemption to really matter in favor of other stuff

[plucky gate]

what does this sheet look like?

[remote lark]

here you go

[ornate bone]

why line go down

line should go up

bad graph

[remote lark]

its a graph that shows how much tdr you need to get full toughness after X amount of kills

so you'd need 84% toughness @ 1 kill

[ornate bone]

ok but line go up good

line go down bad

[paper harness]

you could just dodge more

[remote lark]

192.68.0.20

[ornate bone]

wtf that's my ip

[remote lark]

[ornate bone]

wait nvm my ip is 127.0.0.1

sorry got spooked for a sec

my b

[plucky gate]

wtf that's mine

[ornate bone]

holy shit that's your's too?

were like ip brothers or something

that's so cool

[gusty orbit]

That's actually my ip so you two better stop bluffing

[ornate bone]

no that's my ip!

[cold kelp]

D'awww, you're triplets!

[remote lark]

https://tenor.com/view/pjj-pyfrog-gif-18315425

[paper harness]

skill issue

[plucky gate]

kind of a weird thing to test but ok.
How much toughness is this for anyways?

[ornate bone]

leak your ip and we'll see who has a skill issue buddy

[paper harness]

blud did not know what a adm was

[jagged cradle]

Everything is always a skill issue

[paper harness]

when he was playing spreadsheet sim

[remote lark]

doesn't matter because enemy damage is flat, but it's with zealot base toughness which was like... 168 or something? i dont remember

[hallow summit]

yall saying unfortunatly crack me up just think about how annoying ogryns would be

[plucky gate]

Isn't enemy kill toughness a % of your toughness?

[remote lark]

oh that

[dusky moon]

is the reason yall dont like the youtubers is cause they say that the other 2 ults are better the FOTF? (i personally dont know, but the other 2 kinda sound like shit to me)

[hallow summit]

just read the friendly fire convo lmao

[plucky gate]

So 7.5% toughness per kill should be a different number depending on your toughness

[remote lark]

i forgot about that yeah its accounted for
i remember now, spreadsheet was made with 2 toughness curio

not base

[paper harness]

spreadsheet math is how you got to skullcrusher on the dclaw

[remote lark]

the reason i made the sheet was cause i was curious if there was a specific amount of tdr you should aim to have uptime on at minimum

[gusty orbit]

DarkTide YouTubers smoke paint and furry of the faithful is the only real zealot ability (except when a support zealot makes me unkillable)

[remote lark]

but the conclusion i came to was that

spreadsheets kinda suck

and are pointless

because fatshark

[plucky gate]

that is a good conclusion

[dusky moon]

i kinda figured

[paper harness]

you are already unkillable

[lean cairn]

anyone not playing FOTF is a beta male

[plucky gate]

also idk why you didn't test 15% instead cause of how much second wind abuse people do

[remote lark]

haters will say it's fake

[pale spindle]

@paper harness https://youtu.be/wlTOv1udVj0?si=VwthRtuDXi7CsDBI

[gusty orbit]

Make it double so I can face tank explosions like an absolute braindead chimp

[lean cairn]

tanner said that twbs and holy revenant arent meta

[plucky gate]

meant to say 15%

[sullen forge]

Furry of the Faithful? So @remote lark

[paper harness]

oh bitch boy faking now

Hi Darcy

[uneven galleon]

I've only been told to never go uncanny strike

From Tanner

And he made a 40 minute video of why

[remote lark]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[cold kelp]

Support zealot is fun though... staggering, stunning, and suppressing everything while handing juiceboxes and cookies to your team.

[gusty orbit]

Half this channel😜

[harsh quartz]

Furry of the faithful sounds like something the guys in here would be into

[plucky gate]

anyways idk why you'd test blood redemption for that considering no one takes it

except for a few thunder hammer builds

[ornate bone]

one moment I remember this one time where you said you love kicking puppies and putting kittens into sacks and drowning them I'm gonna find that message

[sullen forge]

I’m actually a veteran main… grrrr….

[remote lark]

😂

[sullen forge]

I’m the mandatory annoying vet main of Zealot chat

[dusky moon]

they really are..

[remote lark]

vet femboy

[pale spindle]

Thrust with no precog

[uneven galleon]

Does anybody ever use the middle part of the zealot tree?

[remote lark]

wtf

[pale spindle]

Wait didn't tanner say Uncanny is trash? 🤔

[gusty orbit]

Not a problem, all classes stem from the humble furry zealot

[pale spindle]

We have come full circle 😔

[plucky gate]

wait isn't this the mr e build?

[dusky moon]

yeah

[remote lark]

i think uncanny actually said that uncanny isn't trash but theres better options since its use case is limited

err

tanner*

[gusty orbit]

What the actual fuck hahahahah

[paper harness]

get on

[plucky gate]

i'm actually impressed at how bad mr e made that build

[remote lark]

mercy.....

[spare talon]

and he uses the one weapon where uncanny is the least effective

[pale spindle]

Uncanny Deez nuts

[remote lark]

i'm spending time with my bf before work

[paper harness]

uncanny works on ds

[remote lark]

you can mog me tonight or tomorrow dorn

[spare talon]

on zealit i mean

cuz fotf

[urban sundial]

Wtf zealot player has a bf

[remote lark]

i'm gay

does it make sense now?

[paper harness]

duo right now malice boy

[uneven galleon]

I also have a bf

[harsh quartz]

Hey I’m a noob what’s the red gear from

[pale spindle]

Ok

[urban sundial]

Zealots don't have bf or GFS

[sullen forge]

Die

[uneven galleon]

projection

[remote lark]

guys

dorn is after me

help

!!

[pale spindle]

It's a mod

[remote lark]

helpppppp

[urban sundial]

Yeah I'm zealot main course I don't

Lol

[dusky moon]

i kinda am too, cause from what yall told me, and ive learned. im looking at this and going...why?

[remote lark]

[ornate bone]

hello fellow zealots

[uneven galleon]

dw it'll come to you soon

[remote lark]

mr kennedy get down

ok im going to work now

[uneven galleon]

Just believe and take a shower

[remote lark]

byebye zealot chat

:3

[uneven galleon]

cya

[drifting wolf]

jnust survive until 6 am

[urban sundial]

Can't too busy killing heretics

[uneven galleon]

now that's a you problem

[harsh quartz]

What purpose would a mod serve making your items red

[remote lark]

@paper harness you're welcome for the carry earlier btw

OKAY BYE

IM LEAVING

[paper harness]

on zealot it works quite well

[pale spindle]

Nothing except they are max level

[cold kelp]

Showing its maxed out?

[ornate bone]

@paper harness this you?

[harsh quartz]

Interesting

[ornate bone]

whos the best zealot on this server

[paper harness]

@dilara

[plucky gate]

wtf dorn

[pale spindle]

Me, not contest

[paper harness]

Hamdolsun

[urban sundial]

I will rather die serving the emperor then reject the path of righteousness for "female comfort"

[plucky gate]

my impression of dorn gets worse every minute...

[gusty orbit]

Inhaling copious amounts of copium thinking that fatshark will ever include reds in DarkTide

[plucky gate]

reputation down the gutter

[uneven galleon]

chat is this true

[lean cairn]

1. hamdolsun
2. me

[ornate bone]

this is true

[ornate bone]

ill take a mental note of this

[harsh quartz]

Someone should warn this tanner guy

[uneven galleon]

kinky

[cold kelp]

There's good zealot players? /s

[pale spindle]

Tanner is the best Zealot NOT on this server

[lean cairn]

hamdolsun gave me a dissertation of things to improve with my gameplay

[ornate bone]

what do you have to say to the allegations dorn?

[ornate bone]

such as

[paper harness]

Hamdol, then it is pretty equal between four of us

[paper harness]

7 day timeout

[uneven galleon]

i might need someone here to coach me on Auric Maelstroms in the future

[dusky moon]

lol E is live, do we tell him the build is bad

[lean cairn]

this is half of it

[harsh quartz]

Everyone knows 99.99% of zealot players stack toughness and crit in skills and items and shut off their brains when they play

[ornate bone]

ok ill save this but im level 16 and play on malice lol

[lean cairn]

lol this is for true solo 3veg

[drifting wolf]

dorn will never recover from this

[sullen forge]

I like how quickly zealot chat devolved into actual pure unfettered brainrot

[drifting wolf]

cancelled.

[cold kelp]

This is the way.

[ornate bone]

what is a 3veg

[paper harness]

should i load the gun

[pale spindle]

Guys I caught Tanner in 4k

[drifting wolf]

it was always like this

[lean cairn]

hardest maelstrom modifier that spawns loads of bosses and specials

[gusty orbit]

Always been that way with short glimpses of sanity, it's like Alzheimer's hitting hard

[ornate bone]

sounds fun

[sullen forge]

Oh he swapped off his fucking Loner build lmao

[sullen forge]

I caught him in the wild also

[copper hawk]

Eugh

[ornate bone]

idk dude i chose zealot cause i fw big E

[lean cairn]

it is until it starts running at 40fps cause you got 1/3 through sycorax with 500 enemies chasing you

[copper hawk]

I have the worst head Achie right Meow

[uneven galleon]

what weapon is he using?

[harsh quartz]

There’s not a lot to discuss in here sadly since our class only really involves left clicking and dodge spamming

[drifting wolf]

i sometimes play zealot because i think melee is more fun than shooting

[pale spindle]

DS I posted earlier

[sullen forge]

One build that may or may not slightly change 1 talent

[gusty orbit]

Given the randoms this damn game has sometimes I wish until death was base kit again, you can't have these zealots refusing to use it so willingly lmao

[sullen forge]

God you guys are going fucking insane aren’t you

[cold kelp]

And eviscerators going brrrt or thummers going bonk

[ornate bone]

wtf dorn

[uneven galleon]

Bro's not escaping the allegations anymore

[pale spindle]

He would rather take Ambuscade than TRBS 💀

[gusty orbit]

Dude is never recovering from this taint

[pale spindle]

That's actually crazy

[stone fern]

you deserve it

[south grove]

put me in too

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-orca-emote-seaworld-gif-10970484127845754302

[stone fern]

why do you play like ass with me and actually do well with dorn?

[south grove]

I want tanner so badly

[harsh quartz]

Eviscerator light spam during hordes is probably the most brainrot playstyle in the entire game

[cold kelp]

Always were. Blood for the emperor, skulls for the golden throne.

[pale spindle]

What does this even mean? 😔

Uve thrown it at me multiple times

[paper harness]

why do you play like ass always

[stone fern]

because i know you can carry

[sullen forge]

It’s fucking dumb and I see an Orca thus I have to flash bang you with it

Life is simple

[harsh quartz]

That’s how he lets his wife know he’s interested. She usually says no

[cold kelp]

And mag dumping full auto

[gusty orbit]

As long as you don't use the yee yee ass mk15 you'll be fine

[harsh quartz]

But I do use the mk15

[sullen forge]

Cause you’re noob

[remote lark]

YOU KILLED ME

[sullen forge]

Blocked

[remote lark]

OVER AND OVER AGAIN

I JUST DIDNT LET YOU KILL ME THE SECOND TIME

U MONGREL

[stone fern]

ONCE

I KILLED YOU ONCE

[plucky gate]

should've dodged

[gusty orbit]

[paper harness]

get on @south grove

[remote lark]

also we were doing a 3veg with a tker and a bot

[pale spindle]

Who chastised Tanner? 🤔

[fathom rose]

Finally encountered one, Shroudfield and sprints to the next checkpoint, has ping bound to left click, gets grabbed and instantly ALT-F4 rejoins.

[copper hawk]

@vague depot i can stream right meow

if u want

[stone fern]

AND WE PLAYED BETTER WITHOUT YOU @remote lark

[vague depot]

yes please

[remote lark]

maybe because WHEN I WAS DEAD YOU TWO WERENT FOCUSED ON TRYING TO KILL ME

[copper hawk]

strike team 100

[stone fern]

[harsh quartz]

Why would I settle for inferior overhead swings when i could have chad wide arcing cleaves with a simple click of a button?

[remote lark]

SEDITION BOY

[south grove]

okayyyy

gimme a bit

[sullen forge]

I need to play with you two to gauge who’s more doodoofart @stone fern @remote lark

[paper harness]

clad

[remote lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1303838654204215416/image.png?ex=672d35df&is=672be45f&hm=bfbd6ff009a37842f291b9b3562d1ba5638ac0d9b6aba13234343df2dfffe728&

clad is chapitaur

[gusty orbit]

I mean if I wanted to hit as slow as a pickaxe ogryn I would pick pickaxe ogryn tho🗿

[sullen forge]

What build

Both of you

[harsh quartz]

If I want fast attacks I’ll just use tactical axe though

[remote lark]

i dont know actually i didn't look at his stuff

[paper harness]

one sec

[remote lark]

i play knife/boltgun martyr

[south grove]

stunstorm fotfy marty boltgun

[sullen forge]

That’s

What clad plays

[remote lark]

[sullen forge]

What melee

[stone fern]

i had to go rashad

[south grove]

rashad

[sullen forge]

Holy fucking

How

[stone fern]

ohhhh

with dorn?

yeah evi

why did i have opportunist

[sullen forge]

Opportunist

[plucky gate]

opportunist

[stone fern]

SHIT I TOOK THE MEME EVI

AGAIN

[sullen forge]

Tf are you smoking bro

[stone fern]

I WAS TESTING IT OUT IN MEAT GRINDER

[sullen forge]

Uhuh

[remote lark]

u should name ur weapons

[stone fern]

i forgor

[gusty orbit]

Bro is sniffing thinner like there's no tomorrow wtf

[harsh quartz]

I can see the brain rot play already with that

[obsidian prairie]

aaaaaahhhh fuck

Plasma as well

[south grove]

I want him so badly (to bash to death)

[obsidian prairie]

Time to mog them with agni smaul+agrivolver weapon spec

[sullen forge]

Kill them

[paper harness]

cole get on @spare talon

[sterile basalt]

I don’t think he even knows plasma breakpoints

[gusty orbit]

This is why we need friendly fire back

[stone fern]

no one here does except you

[sullen forge]

I love mogging plasma players with Agri VA and Mk1 Shovel

[gusty orbit]

Randoms won't learn by themselves

[remote lark]

my build @sullen forge

my favorite build

:3

[south grove]

taking painkillers rn

[sterile basalt]

I’m just different

[sullen forge]

I do

[south grove]

I'll be in in 2 minutes

[stone fern]

is it fun?

[sullen forge]

I just don’t play plasma cause it’s for LOSERS

[paper harness]

optemise it

pls

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-hey-hello-hi-wave-gif-5124247

[stone fern]

at 0% damage it kills my fun

[remote lark]

i like carapace on weapons more than uny cause they're more dangerous to me than unyielding enemies right now pls fuck off

[stone fern]

https://streamable.com/ar0si7
without you @remote lark

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

oh no

[remote lark]

broken clock right twice a day type shit

[paper harness]

they are not : )

[stone fern]

we dont do that here

[remote lark]

i said -to me-

i suck dorn

[south grove]

danny boy content

[sullen forge]

Honestly change a few things and it might be even scarier 🚬

[remote lark]

i dont die to ogryns or bosses

i die to crushers and maulers still sometimes

[south grove]

this is wrong

[remote lark]

so i take carapace

[south grove]

I want tanner so badly

[paper harness]

they are more threatening

plus

[ornate bone]

idk man this is a real screenshot

[stone fern]

i unfollowed when he faked his death and people believed it it killed me inside

[paper harness]

use the bolter

[ornate bone]

I think you're a fake tanner fan

[south grove]

which time?

[stone fern]

[south grove]

the swimming one?

[remote lark]

oh wait

[stone fern]

first one

no

[remote lark]

why do i have cara on my knife

[stone fern]

on insta

idk

[remote lark]

i was talking about my gun

:x

[south grove]

or the chuckster one

chuckster

[stone fern]

we both took meme builds huh

[paper harness]

i told you that moron

[remote lark]

my build is fine

[south grove]

he is legitimately 100% satirical

[remote lark]

its 1 perk out of place

[south grove]

nothing is real

[copper hawk]

@south grove

[stone fern]

no

[paper harness]

it is not

[stone fern]

everything is real

[south grove]

he faked a girlfriend a few weeks ago

[copper hawk]

here boy !!

cmere boy !!

[paper harness]

more than 1

[copper hawk]

here boy !!

@south grove

[stone fern]

i believe everything i see on the internet

[remote lark]

im not taking cara off my boltgun

[paper harness]

3 shots from 4

[stone fern]

this is the only based thing you've ever said

[cold kelp]

Random dumb question, but what is better defensively as a perk: more stamina or better block efficiency?

[remote lark]

i miss sometimes dorn

i know missing is a foreign concept to u

right

[paper harness]

stam regen#

[plucky gate]

huge

[ornate bone]

tf is wrong with this user

missing?

get this guy outta here

[remote lark]

[spare talon]

oh no what was i just dragged into

[plucky gate]

i can't remember if my bolter was unyielding flak or unyielding cara

[stone fern]

unyielding cara

[copper hawk]

@halcyon wasp carry this guy ---> @south grove

grubgrub

[stone fern]

the only real option

[paper harness]

bring unyielding

[ornate bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1300592070259511327/cat-kitten.gif

[spare talon]

:)

[paper harness]

no not that

[cold kelp]

Unyielding + carapace = heretic ogryn deleter?

[jagged cradle]

Oh where is tin I haven’t seen him complain once today

[paper harness]

I would go knife and mog you

[jagged cradle]

I spoke too soon

[ornate bone]

who's the second one from the right? they look stupid

[gusty orbit]

Anyone else here gonna play? Wanna hit that monster nurgle blessed maelstrom

[south grove]

Zornivanotic

Zornivanotic

[jagged cradle]

What about him

[stone fern]

hmmmm

[frozen kernel]

Stealth mauler slithering out of the horde with the plasteel chair

[gusty orbit]

So much virginity in a single picture that I almost recovered mine

[stone fern]

does dorn wear the black mask when hes tryharding and the white mask when hes having fun?

[remote lark]

dorns just into gimp masks

[jagged cradle]

Kinky?

[urban sundial]

Would a zealot challenge a psyker too a dance off?

[ornate bone]

a zealot would kill the psyker

[urban sundial]

If the psyker fails he will

[sterile basalt]

It’s much more probable that the loner psyker challenges a zealot in the first place

[remote lark]

look @stone fern

just for you

:D

go boy, go gettem

malice maelstrom

❤️ ❤️

[stone fern]

pot kettle

[remote lark]

you can tk without wiping us there

dream come true

[cold kelp]

Lore accurate psyker would get a headache from the music, then everyone's head would explode

[remote lark]

isn't the emperor just a juiced up psyker

[gusty orbit]

He a god but never say that to his face

[cold kelp]

Correct, and when gets a tummy ache from eating extra spicy psykers he has explosive warp storm diarrhea

[urban sundial]

I'd love too see that

[remote lark]

3veg up again

@stone fern

[sullen forge]

Wish I wasn’t fucking working

[stone fern]

cant today 😭

[remote lark]

@paper harness i have time for 1 game

[ornate bone]

is this good

[sullen forge]

Cause genuine peak just dropped in rotation

[stone fern]

clandestine

FUCK NO

[remote lark]

pussy

[sullen forge]

Tf you mean

[remote lark]

imagine caring what map 3vegs are on

[sullen forge]

Literally the best Maelstrom map

[remote lark]

[stone fern]

middle event is the hardest part of the map

[sullen forge]

Holy cope

[stone fern]

i dont like it that tbh

also the barrel hell start is bs

[ornate bone]

are there even like not ultra leveled people here

[cold kelp]

Id argue the beginning is tougher... and funnier tbh

[sullen forge]

I’ll barrel him

Lmao

[remote lark]

you're weird

[cold kelp]

So. Many. Barrels.

[sullen forge]

@remote lark you actually play with him barrel him for me pookie bear thanks :)))))

[sterile basalt]

Yea

[remote lark]

[ornate bone]

in zealot chat?

isnt that the point

[frozen kernel]

Jokes aside it helps distinguish your fully empowered weapons from every other gold tier item that Big E has gifted you

[ornate bone]

no, everyone here has 10k hours in the game and a superiority complex

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-alien-dance-gif-702725459712104069

[remote lark]

based newbie

[stone fern]

yes so fun i was bonking crushers for a solid minute

[sterile basalt]

I’m only at like lv790 smth on my highest lvl character

[cold kelp]

This is the way.

[sterile basalt]

I think Gale is around the same as me

[sullen forge]

Literally playing Bullgryn lil bro

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[sullen forge]

Lvl 732

I might be slacking cause of Blops 6 Zombies

[sterile basalt]

BO6Z and its consequences

[sullen forge]

Literally lmao

[cold kelp]

The higher the level the smoother the brain. Blessed is the mind too small to doubt.

[sullen forge]

You see me get on it like every 3 seconds

[stone fern]

BONK

BONK

[frozen kernel]

Level is irrelevant. I’ve seen level 1400+ players that don’t know how to dodge disablers

[stone fern]

jokes aside shield is kinda good if only it has a combo

[sterile basalt]

Half the time I see u online ur on COD

[ornate bone]

level is very relevant

how else am I supposed to practice my signature look of superiority

[sullen forge]

IM GRINDING ZOMBIES NEBULA CAMO

[frozen kernel]

Ah shit you got me

[sullen forge]

I literally don’t feel complete unless I 100% camos on Zombies

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/washing-hands-fire-sparks-grinder-gif-16535412

[sterile basalt]

I kinda wanna play it but
Battle pass seasonal grind + yearly cycle is a turn-off for me now

[remote lark]

nvm

i got barrel pvped

twice

in first area of clandestine

@stone fern

[sullen forge]

That’s understandable but like

Holy fucking shit

[sterile basalt]

And I don’t want to buy XGP for 1 month just for campaign

[ornate bone]

idk what that means but skill issue

[gusty orbit]

Level is relevant because I can show I have the biggest ego in the lobby that way and I'll take everyone's fun it they allow🥶

[sullen forge]

Zombies is SO good this year

[remote lark]

idiots blew up barrels or poxbursters rightn ext ot me

[cold kelp]

Just as the prophecies foretold

[placid fiber]

Someone barreled them into the abyss

[ornate bone]

I thought you were talking about cod

[sullen forge]

@ornate bone 🤫

[ornate bone]

still a skill issue though

[jagged cradle]

It’s time to darken my tides

[sullen forge]

Genuinely it’s good though

[paper harness]

washed @spare talon

[sullen forge]

I’ve been having a blast

[frozen kernel]

Not the zealot chastising across the room to shove the poxburster I was surging this morning

[sterile basalt]

Reviews I see are generally positive

[spare talon]

i woke up less than an hour ago AND am not having a good game lmao

[gusty orbit]

Anyone hitting that maelstrom? Might just try my luck with randoms

[stone fern]

told ya

[remote lark]

its not even that

they're like

actively shooting them with lasguns or other shit

that takes time to kill

while im trying to push it away

or they're using aoe right next to barrels

and hitting them

like come on

[frozen kernel]

oh yeah I know you’re not awful

(At least all the time)

[remote lark]

i dont get how people in this game are so terrible in pugs

[frozen kernel]

[remote lark]

like how do you get to level 300 or 400

and go

erm

poxbursters?

barrels?

[frozen kernel]

When I’m playing my worst class, feeling like I’m performing like shit taking uncessary damage

[remote lark]

[ornate bone]

simple, teamkilling

actively sabotaging my team releases dopamine

[remote lark]

your mind is feeble and your loins shallow

[frozen kernel]

It feels good to then look at the scoreboard and see that I’m outperforming the entire team by like 3x the kills in any category

[ornate bone]

skill issue

[gusty orbit]

In histg I almost exclusively shoot poxbursters, I'm in the front line anyway so I don't trust people getting close to em

[frozen kernel]

I just let go when the pain becomes too much, knowing I was carrying the pug gloriously

[gusty orbit]

Absolute drug injected directly in the bloodstream

[frozen kernel]

Watching my assail psyker throw bees at a crusher with single digit elite kills

[plucky gate]

look, one of the vet voicelines tells me to shoot the poxbursters

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-game-faith-no-u-gif-26983212

[plucky gate]

i am only listening to the game's advice

[ornate bone]

i like dodging big bozos

[frozen kernel]

I love the combat slither

Just crouch sliding around

[sullen forge]

If you see me burst once into a burster and don’t immediately back up after I give you 3+ seconds to get the fuck away from it

Genuinely suffer

I will say that

[ornate bone]

why are there no pic perms

[plucky gate]

A lot of the regular chatters here have hours in the thousands

[stone fern]

you need to be active for a bit longer

[plucky gate]

bunch of nerds

[ornate bone]

i have 15 hours

[stone fern]

dorktide is the only game for me 🚬

[plucky gate]

i am a new player, only 1.2k hours

[stone fern]

steam stopped counting at 1.7k

[ornate bone]

zamn

[misty mason]

One day you'll get into heresy, I believe in you buddy

[ornate bone]

my old ass balding zealots hair remnants are clipping through the cowl

[plucky gate]

my level isn't really that high cause it's split between characters that i play pretty evenly

psyker zealot and vet are all around 200-300

[frozen kernel]

I play habitually and I’m at like ~400. Character levels are like one yolked zealot and a bunch of others hovering around 30-50

[ornate bone]

do i just go bald so cosmetics look nice

[tame mirage]

@paper harness how do you build a mk5 ds

[plucky gate]

i think my ogryn is around 100

barely play it

[frozen kernel]

I like Ogryn

It’s just never my first choice

[ornate bone]

i found ogryn kinda meh

all the weapons are too clunky

[frozen kernel]

Like branx fucks so heavy

[plucky gate]

i do not like ogryn

[frozen kernel]

Branx + Stubber + Rock

[harsh quartz]

I just wish ogryn had the tankiness of a zealot with that giant hit box

[ornate bone]

while zealot is super based and cool

[plucky gate]

i just play builds I don't like sometimes for variety's sake

[dark spire]

Got Ogryn to lvl 30 and never played it again.

[ornate bone]

as one does

[frozen kernel]

That’s what I hated the most about Ogryn. Dodging shit was actually more difficult because I’m nearly the size of a BARGE

[ornate bone]

i larp as a true zealot and dont play abhumans🤢

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/intimidating-gaston-beauty-and-the-beast-disney-as-a-specimen-yes-im-intimidating-gif-26239738

[broken walrus]

I found that I was getting hit a lot on Ogryn, but I look at my hp and Im still at like 400/500 at the end of the game. Its kinda cool

[dark spire]

True Zealots have lead poisoning

[harsh quartz]

The fact zealot is twice as tanky with a smaller hitbox is wild

[frozen kernel]

Ogryn when the bonehead implant starts working again

[ornate bone]

lead poisoning is nurgle taint

HERESY

[cold kelp]

That's where zealot mains come from

[misty mason]

Zealots been supping on Nurgles taint?

[frozen kernel]

You definitely take a lot of chip, but your heavies are constantly generating SO MUCH TOUGHNESS that it just never touches the actual health

It’s so neat

[harsh quartz]

Zealot gets way more toughness though

[broken walrus]

Yeah I like watching my toughness yoyo when I face tank a monstrosity

[dark spire]

Oh I love spamming heavies and pushing the whole game

and reloading after every shot

[frozen kernel]

Gamer

[hard nexus]

toughness number or generation

[harsh quartz]

Generation

[sterile basalt]

Ogryn toughness gain is higher

[hard nexus]

then no, ogryn can generate 40% toughness in one heavy

[sterile basalt]

But ogryn also loses more toughness due to bad mobility & low dodges

[plucky gate]

and they're fat

[cold kelp]

feel no pain and heavy breathing intensifies

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fat-fat-cat-standing-cat-standing-gif-1597839151121080758

Whats the best zealot voice tho

[frozen kernel]

Fanatic (Female) Judge (Male)

[ornate bone]

judge

fuck fanatic

[hard nexus]

fem fanatic no contest

fuck you

[plucky gate]

i find judge to be really funny

[hard nexus]

wrong opinion

[ornate bone]

My zealot is male

[cold kelp]

Fem fanatic

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

judge is best

[frozen kernel]

Male judge is awesome

[ornate bone]

Cause i want him to be an old balding boomer

[obsidian prairie]

Whats the difference betweent that and agitator

I can never remember

[ornate bone]

male judge is just the best one

no contest

[plucky gate]

male judge is just comedically toxic

[obsidian prairie]

Wait shit thats the scottish one

[plucky gate]

it's great

[obsidian prairie]

nevermind

[dark spire]

Scottish female zel best one

Whatever it's called

[frozen kernel]

Female fanatic

[ornate bone]

Fanatic

Thats what im rocking

[hard nexus]

fanatic is the scottish, “blood for the god emperor” voice line

although

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

[dark spire]

AVAST YE BLAGGARDS

[obsidian prairie]

I remembered

[hard nexus]

i haven’t heard the “blood for the god emperor, skulls for the golden throne” line in a while i think

[obsidian prairie]

I play agitator I think

[ornate bone]

Never heard this one

I just hear kindred

[ornate bone]

get out

[harsh quartz]

Hey that’s me

[ornate bone]

Aot

[hard nexus]

chorus voice line

[sterile basalt]

Male: judge & fanatic
Female: fanatic

[obsidian prairie]

The "fire consumes the burster" line that is just giddy as hell

[broken walrus]

I like the "so its fire you like heretic" the delivery is so good

[dark spire]

Also Poxburster, but the subtitles says Blackguard for whatever reason

[cold kelp]

"So it's fire ye like?"

[ornate bone]

Im tempted to chance my voice pack to judge

[ornate bone]

do it

[cold kelp]

EMBRACE YE DOOM

[ornate bone]

Judge

[ornate bone]

SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE

[plucky gate]

he's just so toxic it's hilarious

[ornate bone]

Agitator is more toxic

Judge is cartoonish

[hard nexus]

lmfao that’s amazing

ameowzing

[sullen forge]

I hear it all the time seeing I run Fanatic lmao

[ornate bone]

Bug numbers

[ornate bone]

Should i change my fanatic to judge

[sterile basalt]

Male Judge is the most based zealot voice

[sullen forge]

Literally hear this all the time seeing I play Loose Cannon and usually get matched with Judges lmao

[misty mason]

Female fanatic best zealot

[cold kelp]

Prefer cutthroat tbh

[violet hornet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg2S5BIuuDs

[sullen forge]

Loose cannon if it’s not Cadian imo

[ornate bone]

Veterans in zealot chat? Heresy?

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-planet-explode-death-die-explode-gif-20089121

[sterile basalt]

Cutthroat is great if you have scion helmet for voice mod

[spare talon]

i was shat on so much that game

[sterile basalt]

Then he sounds genuinely amazing

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/mortal-kombat-1-mortal-kombat-cyrax-planet-explosion-fatality-gif-16375227386817806065

[frozen kernel]

Headcanon party is Bodyguard Ogryn, Professional Male Veteran, Female Savant Psyker, and either Female Fanatic or Male Judge Zealot

[sullen forge]

Professional is great for like DKOK or like other serious regiments

[hard nexus]

no

[paper harness]

rip

[hard nexus]

also vet is OP

[sterile basalt]

Nah professional is a bit too cheery for krieg

[sullen forge]

Savlar and Steel Legion are good for Loose Cannon