#zealot-class
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Just a hint
He literally needs them because his organs don't work.
presciption
What's a good bosskiller for Stealth Zealot?
I have a non-functional pancreas
He's not just committing painkiller abuse for funzies.
Hmm ok
Not on the base chastise. This is with the base chastise
I will literally die internally without them
Do exactly what I have.
Mk2 taxe and boltgun.
This is with the fury upgrade
You will demolish bosses.
Huh? Taxe????
base chastise just gives the damage, crit, and rending bonuses
Ok good. I was about to say too many pain killers can literally harm the bile and mucus in your stomach causing bleeding.
Taxe crit adms go brrr.
I'm running headtaker agile on mine with a piety build.
Yes..
I forget what does adms mean again
The ult..
Congratulations that sucks
The ult upgrade..
I know it means armor something
Boltgun also obliterates bosses too.
Armor Damage Mitigation
Also just learned like
Yeah, I only have attack speed with the ult upgrade
Not default chastise !!
right now Corruptors got changed
We're talkin about the 3 options
Armor damage modifier, it's the multiplier of all outgoing damage against maniac, flak, carapac, and unyielding armor types.
Yeah
Infested and unarmored adms are always 100.
Im saying take the improved swing speed from the ability on the left and movin it 2 the hypothetical stealth replacement
Chastise the wicked is the name of the ability !!
The upgraded version is called chastise !!
fury of the faithful
its holy fervor for vt2's version
U were talkin about somethin entirely else,,
seconds
we call both chastise so I specified by saying "base chastise"
This sounds great
We talkies about the 3 abilitiez,, i say of the 3 abilitiez the charge 1 u take gives u attack speed,,
Then u say the default one doesnt,,
That's an entirely different thing !!
base chastise means chastise the wicked, not the upgraded version -_-
@south grove surgical run and gun kickback ogryn...
That's like this post !!
ALL OR NOTHING CRIT CHANCE PICKAXE
barrel them
Chastise hits them deals dmg then gives bonuses to things and gives 50 toughness
real
I don't think it gives attack speed
Honestly what the fuck would base chastise mean besides the default career skill? lol
tbf a lot of old heads, including myself
still called fotf chastise for like a year
after patch 13
Darkpill u were talkies about an entirely different thing ,,
Dunno your dark pilled so you're probably full of chaos so I'm not sure
Y u so gaslightful,,
cause all the base abilities got renamed for their upgrade iirc
I was specifying what I meant
Im gonna splat u
Apparently cica can't read
EXCUSE ME
i can’t count that high
Yah stealth stinkz :p
Im dreaming this cant be real
I mean what do you think this means, Bandit?
A real ogryn
i'm just here to join in the conversation
I'm just asking
cause I don't know how that would mean the upgraded version lol
I havent used base chastise since i was a noob
Check
im just adding it in cause there has been time in the past that this chat used chastise/fotf interchangably, you are being clear
Then its doubtful unless leveling
I mean before the skill tree update the 3 choices were crit cdr, 2 uses, and fury of the faithful which gave it an attack speed bonus lol
Or doing penances on zealot
HOLY SHIT ITS HIM

Thank you, that's all I wanted to know
It’s time for my villain arc
Fuuck I wanna play zealot now but I have to reach 30 and do a few more penances with ogryn
I know we still call both chastise :3
I'm ngl
peak
Kinda wish Vet had Flamer
I know it'd be too powerful just cuz of Onslaught
Vet flamer…. Yeah no
i'm glad they don't they have no synergy for it besides everlasting flame crit
@hard nexus You want to see his build!
that's not it entirely but that is a good point
He's playing Zealot!
it's more so, veteran is the ranged class
and doesn't sink below hybrid juggler
flamer just doesn't work as a veteran weapon
But I will say I've had a lot of fun playing a more ranged flamer focus Zealot, and it almost makes me wish.
Yerp
Too bad I'm jungling and getting red buff as veteran
Maybe once someone unlocks some more mods
Veterans job is to clear the way so zealot doesn't get hit aa much imo, always fun playing vet and keeping the ranged guys off the screaming fanatic
For now I guess I'll make due with my Fire Flechette Kantrael Shotgun
Wannabe flamethrower
who’s
not even that, you could easily say it's zealots job to force shooters into melee and vets should shoot specialists
but the game is pretty open ended
Every class has a way to fit into just about every role.
oh god send it
and they also gave vets a way to be melee specialists as well
I confirmed before freaking out about it lmao
howd u confirm it?
Yes just take care of ranged or anything too bad don't worry about anything else your zealot gots it if they're any good. Even I can take on 3 crushers as Zealot
oh lmfao
thats him
On it Ma'am
Oh em gee
I can see that, but sometimes you just get a giant open room and the zealot is immediately shut down by like 20 gunners.
It's my idol!!!
Ah, femboy radar is ringing
in darktide, you should be able to handle anything if needed
that's how you should build
I love tanner!!!!!
you specialize 2nd
dclaw 1 shredder auto pistol no chastise
I feel zealots especially are great solo runners tho
peak…
Talent tree
At the end of the day, I listen to all these people who seem smart about darktide, but I just take the strats that let me have the most fun
I mean that's when you get a knowledge check of knowing when to time your sliding and when gunner resist, for the elite gunners and reapers, comes into play
but you want to have a tool for everything or have a damn good compensation (IE how good flamer is at melting elite packs in a horde, so throwing knives is okay)
omg it's the build
this is fucking terrible lmfao
coherency regen
Weapons
he’s trying to stack loner and fortitude but for what???
yeah lmao
He's testing prob
at least boltgun is good
probably not lol
Curios
The sound of a bunch of crushers hammer hitting the floor in succession like 5 times is pure esctacy lol
but why crit chance perk on duelist you have scourge+ piety
Judgement-
Thrust on Duelling Sword good?
more toughness regen zzz
that's how my dueling sword is built for the blessings, but, I have 25% unyielding and 25% flak for the perks myself lol
Noob trap
Je ne sais pas
Precog/Riposte are overall just better
huh
duelist heavies come out so quick i dont agree with thrust either
I personally don't like Riposte when I feel Shred is way easier to keep going and doesn't need the the defensive proc caveat
64 Views. Watch yeah zealot really needed this and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the #1 Game Clip Platform.
better on other classes who need the 60% power
lol no
thrust precog
Until they hit zealots skull 5 times.. thats me
that's so wrong
on a standard IJ build
But I still continue
I don't consider myself too smart but I feel like knives are overpicked? What makes them better than immolation? Genuine asking cuz I just don't see it ngl
shred requires repeated connected hits, and drops on miss
Confirming its real one more time for you guys, @remote lark met your favorite celebrity
Okay well that's your opinion
I know, but you do get an extra 5% crit
They're- really the only reliable Blitz on Zealot
Stuns are okay
@south grove THEYRE EATING EVERY LAST SCRAP OF AMMO
Immo is mediocre
I don't lose Shred stacks nearly as much as I proc my dodge perks
long story short. Best pathing to the best talent, and its an infinite ammo range weapon that one shots
you will never get max shred stacks besides mindlessly wailing on hordes
But the Talent pathing is the big reason
I just like thrust for easier crusher 1 shot breakpoints, tbh
I got barreled
Tintin barrels himself and fucking dies:
That's just not true lol
They're easier to replenish and good on a build where you have no range
Agree to disagree, I can see where people might like riposte, but it's not appealing enough to me over Shred
the assassination attempt was failed
it's actually not even an opinion, riposte is so much easier to maintain compared to shred and the only way it isn't is if you don't dodge
That's the only thing I can think on but I hate them lll
I blew myself up
Lol
There is no way I clutched that fucking hard and they managed to vore all the ammo before I get over there.
They KNOW I'm using a boltgun for the purpose of killing bosses.
but then you aren't dodging on a weapon that has some of the best dodges in the game
lmao
Loner has been attractive to look at recently... Is that why it's picked? Mby once I finish the immolation penance I'll switch
cooldown
easy game
i'm mostly just doing it for anyone who may not know anything yet stumbling in here
loner doesnt do barely anything, its cause of pathing
That's fair, I personally prefer shred since I have an easy time keeping it up.
yea thrust is good
your eyesight has been removed
Yeah I'm fine but like damn, you are an ogryn, your kickback has like 60 bullets total, you have zero reason to be needing that much ammo.
Explain what pathing is, I usually just swing a hammer and 2 shot daemons I don't know meta words
Its actually terrible tbh zealot is meant to be near teammates but not the worst if you end up being away from team at times
oh on crusher? fuck that lol
Speaking of
no i meant
on both weapons
i don't care for thrust
Fair
What is the point of Slaughterer now that Headtaker is just as good?
they both have really good swing combos
in mission rn
Or is it only just as good on some weapons
I mean it's a bit counter-intuitive for the dueling sword
Talent pathing
And am I dumb for not checking
since the dueling sword does heavies so fast
Thanksss
allows you to get certain talents you want for a build without it being taxxing on what you want to get
like if you go down a certain path you might lock yourself out of other talents you want
Honestly I think my maxxed 80% hammer kinda crutches me through literally everything
So I never noticed talent tree differences
Basically but also stealth zealot is just stupid and doesn't need to be a thing
And I say that as a stealth zealot lover lol
slaught lasts longer and has a higher ceiling, mk4 chain axe goes both and most weapons will pick one or the other based on preference (thunderhammer)
They don't appear to be updated
this works
I mean the caps on the blessings

Ik most weapons are about enjoyment or flow (it's why I like hammer) but is the axe really that good?
idk if they changed Slaughterer at all
it's 5x5% for 3.5 on hit vs 5x8% for 4.5s on kill
You guys finally did it?
I don't know what I'm thinking of now then, maybe Heavy Sword
Loner is an awful aura but for crit build making is necessary
That goes hard as fuck
(its an animated calling card)
Just imagine... the thunderous thrust mk4 chainaxe...
Which? Chain axe? Its up to opinion I have fun with it and can kill crushers constantly although it doesn't best Evis but offers good cc and such with less cost to time so higher attack speeds
the final boss HP stops scaling at 25
round 39+ is when it gets aids
with manglers/amalgams
manglers imo
make sure you have a scorestreak once you get past 45+
heavy sword has always been 5x8% headtaker for some reason
amalgam 1 shot
absolutely are
but it doesn't have slaughter as an option
also you think manglers arent a problem until theres 6 of them
The two flamers one gas bomber and two mutants
or you turn the corner into one
you just go HT+deathblow
or it shoots you into a horde of zombies with the knockback from it's gun
Honestly up til now I've simply just played with the hammer and made builds to 1-2 shot daemonhosts and other bosses
Idk any other meta
The manglers when they see you
Whats a meta? 
XD
so you had thrust and headtaker/slaughterer on your thammer?
@rocky nacelle Ran into Tanner as well btw if you scroll up
Pretty much, every stat 80% except one which is 60% best one I've found.
^ @rocky nacelle
but if the calling card isnt level 1 and shows default you should check it out in the social tabs its a sick ass calling card @sullen forge
Yeah, you want defences to be 60%*
meta is whatever you feel good with it
fr
I'll absolutely check
I like these difficult challenges on Zombies
But knife, thunder hammer, dueling sword, uhh those are the metas from what I remember.
hence I should Probably do it
But I don't care enough to do them
Personally when im off work
When I get off work imma check defence ngl, might post it here for opinions.
we should try to do round 100
I just run what I want
dueling sword is just The Meta weapon
there is nothing better than a dueling sword rn
it was in cold war
well the only stat that doesn't affect dps in some way is defences
Its block efficiency
me and a homie duo'd and got to like 60+ in cold war but its so fucking soul drainingly boring
thank god for rampage inducer
cc gives attack speed, pen gives armor damage, first target gives total damage, damage increases damage
^
rampage inducer making round 100 dark ops challenge not aids
oh trust me I know
Ngl i do NOT block nearly enough, I usually just swing until I win. It's like 70% of how I solo missions lol
me when 2 amalgams and 6 manglers spawn in my training area @sullen forge
defense stat on weapons doesnt affect block efficiency
meanwhile blocking in vt1/vt2 is god-tier
LMAO
Ideally dodge but tbh I have moments where its just better to block.
Should correct me in same comment then no?
you can just check
Dodge into a hammer swing to make the hitbox bigger (probably doesn't work but I like to think it does)
Instantly thinking im in game 
If I was in game I wouldn't be texting in a server.
its on the wiki too
Affects Stamina efficiency, as well as the length and speed of dashes.
Games lantern is better up to date
So yeah block efficiency aswell
Also big internet seems to consider the revolver a crutch, why lol.
Can 2 shot a crusher
Can
go to a weapons page that has a defense stat
Yeah I know, I built that handcannon, but is that it?
like the thammer
revolver is good in general
Like I've seen weapons do way more interesting things than kill the big guys
It has decent ammo efficiency and looks cool
It does feel good
it kill most targets via one shot and has cleave
so if gunners line up
Le spinny
you can kill easily 3+ of those with one bullet
zerona has a lot of cleave and damage, good ammo efficiency and can 2 shot crushers on crit
agri is dogshit, but looks good
"big iron on his hiiiip~"
real
I just like titanfall sliding with it ngl
I gotta install TF2 ugh
I know right
Hola hablo español
Jawa rhe lurker
DOWN! DOWN CICA! DOWN BOI!
The
fresh blood

It stars at me like a mounted deer every day
Cica save me
I do be lurkin tho
NEW MEAT
I despise you but atleast you can enjoy it
real
I despise myself
Imma run
Y should i care about ur plightz..
That's honestly what I expected you were doing, as soon as you said "new blood"
revolver looks good but his gameplay is boring imo
I didn’t care about your build !!
Ur tribulationz..
You shouldn't bruddah only I get to
I play with 20fps rn so sometimes the weapons go too fast and lag me so hammer keeps my frames up lol
Because you can’t let me go to the dark side
bolt pistol better
having a mod say this is kino
Make me delete my Rashad before it’s too late
Proud of u :3
Check graphic quality in settings might help
I sense massive cheemspeak within you

proud of me but u dont want 2 be friendz..............
society
Temmie need meowny 4 colleg
Lol it's been this way since launch I play on the lowest of the low
Congratulations bruddah
what sort of gear should i get before i try malestorm stuff?
All gold
20fps is a max
temmie broke
DT performance is kinda garbo since ever
Perfect blessings
Meanwhile all I want is more pizza...

Good curios
pizza is pretty good
Hp tness tness
Hmm tough call
My wife got 2 frozen pizzas and I'm already cooking one of them hehe
didnt u eat yesterday
Shop resets Thursdays right ?
or try to
i have tough stam stam on my zelot rn
It's why I stepped away for awhile lol, game was just blegh to fight on it
my biggest bottle neck is mostly plassteel
Just try it. Literally that lol I've done malestrom at lvl 20 T4 and another at T5
I have multiple 3+ stamina curios cux they are funny lol
i run tness tness stamina on every zealot loadout
somehow hit 200+ hp breakpoints still tho
i like running a lot
so we balling
Understandable might be hardware
Its difficult to tell lol
I plan to get a new pc with Christmas sales so mby I'll see
anyway
2 + 3 stamina curios and 1 toughness, that's the way
To be fair, you guided a crusher overhead directly into me.

Prebuilder?
should i gold knife and bolt pistol before i male?
How about 3 3+ stam curios
to based
Idk, I have very little knowledge lol
I did no such thing
Whatever you feel to make you more confident in running it bruddah
Oomfie I’m sorry
My damage taken was like 3-400 before I got hit with it.
He's talking about me lol.
gold whatever you feel comfortable with
You learn from failure in these games anyway
I dedicated a build to speed running the match, avoiding the enemies I basically Waa sonic
He guided a crusher overhead directly onto my noggin.
average revolver user
It's me!!!
i do like the shock mace a lot but it's stunning ability only is really useful for balwars i feel
No no I mean I gotta confess something
Hand cannon go brrr
if if the the glove don't fit you must acquit
I don't wear gloves
but if you wanna tryhard maelstorm, gold dueling sword, knife, boltgun, revolver and maybe a hammer. that's the zealot meta if i remember correctly

therefore I did no such thing
Elites in general but yeah pretty much lol
Inb4 tintin gets a grub of his own.
I can't see this without immediately being flashbanged by a jawline check akira style
wire is a cica grub through and through
be real
Yeah but they could be one of your grubs too.
infantry autogun imo is good tho
No I'm gonna run evis dash martyr and flamer 
i feel like the time it takes to fully get the stun off a diffrent weapon would have already delt with the proplem and then some i guess.
I do like the idea of it a lot however
There's no law against someone being a grub to multiple people.
Who here likes deftones
Remember, tintin, everyone is my grub, even if they don't know it yet.
The youth have corrupted my old bones
I am the youth
as the god emperor said
I will saw through your bones
Yeah that's really it. It has moments to save others it cant it really just depends I feel.
I would bet my left asscheek that the blocked message directly under this one is that stupid fucking dog.
NOOOOOO!
if u wanna a funny stun weapon, use the crusher
it's fyrestone
it's a cat
Its a great weapon I promise
crusty ahh mf
Crusher is a great weapon, actually.
I feel like if that shock perfect block thing had an aoe attached to it then it would be amazing and a skillful weapon
click, heavy, click, heavy, click, heavy
Sounds less like it's bad and more like you don't enjoy it.
What's the outlook on the stun baton thing, is it mid lol
as you can body block hordes if you do it right
wait... now I get the short zealot revolver gimmick...
cool but the move set is not amazing but it has cool ideas
i enjoy it, but i compare it with a dueling sword
it needs to be buffed, it's all about shocking and stunning enemies
and a dueling sword is a dueling sword
@south grove I'm getting off for the night, I am eepy and need my 8hrs of sleep.
I just don't want a repeat of the ogryn stun thing
I can and will continue to live off of my 2 hours
Yeah block hordes and overall it should be an aoe. Itd be amazing even if only stunning and small 1st lvl staggers
Never liked that one
a lot of weapons should get buffed imo
They serve entirely different purposes. Approach crusher with this in mind and it will become much better in your eyes.
it's special abilty can open up any elite to be oblitiated
(please buff the agripiina revolver please fatshark)
so you're not using it right
By why open them up? Just kill them?
it's supposed to be SP to PA
or SP to L1
infinite cleave
you're heavying w/ powered
The easiest thing to test someone's knowledge of whether or not the crusher is bad:
What attack has the highest finesse rating?
not now, now im using knife
ibs in rogue legacy 2 be like: Dying? Still farting
A little foreplay is nice sometimes
This one is very simple.
One agripiilion dollars to revolver development
Hard and dry, that's how I like it
Some elites are much more difficult to open up for more attacks like ragers or bulworks
yeah essentially.
if it's stunning abilites could be spread out more then you would have a stun storm nade in wepon form essentally
Bad take
agrip is perfectly fine
hc/cr
but it's nice to have a reliable way to take down shields
instant delete anything
Somebody show Elry the clip of vet 1 cylinder dumping all bosses and killing them.
if you compare the zaron with agri is not even close
This. Its like ogryn cleaver imo
on the zealot class of
i went in game to check since it isnt a bar on a weapons stat page, you're free to laugh at me
I think they should make a one shot agrripa and call it 'the grip' and its the only weapon that can do FF
have you considered things serve different purposes
Stop comparing. They serve two different purposes.
on veteran is way better
Yeah I think the Vet is the main one who can make use out of the agripinaa revolver
or has your meta chasing brain rotted to pieces
"If you compare a weapon to the most powerful weapon it isn't good" No fucking shit sherlock
Obi wan talking to anakin on the volcano planet vibes
agrip is the fan the hammer revolver right
fr
that ones pretty fun
it is
I haven't used the perfect block yet on a rager but you would have to do that block on many at the same time as at higher levels you are typically presented with many at the same time.
shock needs to either be a way to stack damage for bosses or be a cc option.
Nah we all make mistakes even I'm still not sure on most of what I say
One can fairly argue stuff like infantry lasguns to each other because they serve the same purpose. You can't argue the revolvers against each other because they serve different purposes.
Yup so giving that aoe would be amazing
Agrivolver is objectively more fun and more balanced
can you still snipe with it though
What purpose does the bad one serve?
Zarona is the be all, end all of specialist hunting. Agripinaa is the boss destroyer and bulwark duellist 9000.
it would feel really cool as well.
one dark souls parry and a stairwell is open to flamer
im assuming that against bulwarks you bait out an attack and unload into them
uny racism
yeah you are right. One is mag dumping and the other is steady shots and sniping especialist from afar
I condone
I know, because I've made a build specifically for the agri on zealout.
It can also pop specials, just not at 60m
or does it pierce bulwakr shields
sadly no
Bait attack, obliterate their face with the entire cylinder. True bulwark racism.
and has less cleave than the zarona
ah thats nice
Yeah I wouldn't even care even if it gives a light stagger to those around
Oh, and you can get anoint in blood and purge the unclean for some sickening damage buffs.
hows it do against carapace
so I have to use 6 shots to kill 1 bulwark?
I like the blessing that let's you shoot while you run, peak blessing for speed addicts
Terribly!
damn
bad
If you want to do true bulwark racism, yes.
What if I want total bulwark racism?
1 cylinder per crusher on vet, with a deadshot weapon spec build
i mean if you want you can use hand-cannon and crucian rulette on the agri but still not that great
Then you run ds4 and poke them in their stupid little face before you mag dump your revolver.
"Now let's see Paul Allen's revolver"
I'd argue using krak grenades exclusively on bulwarks is the truest racism
Just get a hammer or knife and one tap them tho?
Throw away your shield or throw away your life
Counterargument, I want to run something that isn't meta.
doom music plays while the ogryn charges in with a pickaxe
chainaxe
You can parry 1shot a crusher.
Thanks
Gas The Bulwarks 40,088
Then use your fists like a real fucking convict and swing.
I usually run whatever I want lol
Makes me think
We need shock gauntlets
most of the time i just use infantry autogun
No think! Just do!
funny weapon
Yes
Ong I would give fatshark all my worldly possessions to throw hands with wolfer
does anyone have any suggestions for how to properly use shrowdfeild?
OR
Step 1, don't.
^
Fairly certain a thunder hammer doesn't count as meta currently
Unless you're doing the penance.
step 1. backstab. step 2. run
i am
thammer is borderline op now
If you're doing the penance I'd suggest knife/ds4 and use it mainly for 1shotting ogryns.
The 1 shot on every boss probably begs to differ (I mainline that shit into my veins I have 6 hammers)
You can also use it just to smack the bitch out of a boss every 60s.
Eh it's still outperformed by caxe and DS by a significant margin
Zealot gets an ability drops their weapon and sprints at the enemy with their bare fists dealing good stagger and decent dmg as their new ability to replace stealth
He said "run it" 👊
Loner exist and that's a problem
Fotf's worse, dumber younger brother. (its indomitable)

ds4?
Duelling sword mk4, the one that only does pokes for heavies.
Basically, you want to be able to backstab the ogryn's face hitbox.
They added you into the skill tree 😔 (joking)
If you must use Shroudfield, don't use it to overextend or to dump aggro on your team in a bad situation. If you're using it as an ersatz FotF, ask yourself why you aren't just using that.
Knife and ds4 do it most consistently.
(real statement)
Objective fact
mk2 has 1 stab(the heavy 1)
:3
I really like how you recoil after a activated heavy
Yes but also I feel like in return it needs something idk what but this is already way better than that stealth trash.. or give zealot a taunt
You used to be stunned in place for ~3s.
It was awful.
Now it's just a delay on your attack speed.
Hammer (my beloved) otherwise known as the makethebosscry weapon
i know that soloers use it a lot but i understand it is harmful to team play.
useing it requires set up in your build and you mostly use it to max out damage for something
Today is not a good day, lost like 4 aurics in a row because of trappers
Being deaf from one side sucks
Actual skill issue
Lock in and restore your hearing.
Servitors
Fix him.
get spidey sense mod
I think shroudfield is fine, being flavored more as an offensive version of stealth, rather than vet's defensive version of stealth. The problem lies in its comparison to fotf, rather than it being bad on its own.
dw i'm (legally) blind
use spidey sense
I'd love that actually
I suppose just feels wrong
Also a greater issue of shroudfield is:
the nodes above it and chorus suck
the nodes above fotf are great
bruh
You are currently my favourite
I'm almost legally blind in my left eye, myself... without my glasses that is >.>
Spidey sense is an amazing mod, I use it for dogs, trappers, and daemonhosts.
Mainly because I can hear, but not see them.
I don't use it, too much visual noise and my hearing is fine and my headset is good
My computer screen 2 feet away from me is blurry x.x
Tintin has literally watched me step on a daemonhost before.
This is not a joke.
i cannot be on my computer without glasses
Me every time
For me I can't hear stuff from my right ear
i would have to lean forward
Then he and the team decided to wake it up and absolutely butcher it before it could swing.
NINE FUCKING KRAK GRENADES
I can only imagine how bad it would be to be fully legally blind x.x
Plus I think today wasn't a good day, no luck for some reason
trappers and pox audios tend to overlap between all the sounds in the game
I just sucked ass while playing today
so sometimes is not your fault
I actively leave port and raise half mast upon hearing the whispers, the hammer must be fed victims.
You shouldn't suck ass when you're gaming, gaming requires your full attention
Sucking ass is a side gig
Translated: "Lock tf in right now"
I count exactly 2 hammer swings to drop a dh.
wait they didn't mean sucking ass literally?

Hit them in the head with Max stack and swing with the ability activate


It's beautiful
Shift ovar
No feelin better than kickin ur boots off after shift
Time for 6 mile !
doe a ram a doe ram home
Funny thing about deer, the softest fur on their entire body is that space between their eyes and lips.
I think I got too stressed out beforehand
At least you probably don't go through what I do. I have to get panicked to reach my peak skill level, for some reason. I just do better when I am panicked af >.>
You know what's funny?
I can’t find my true skill level because I’m playing on 15 fps
ur face?
My life is so stressful I actually use darktide to unwind.
I simply scream "MICHAEL!!! MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME!!!" When I get cornered on auric and all my team mates are dead and it's like a zenzu bean. Instantly locked in.
Like monstrous specialists waves of specialists auric maelstroms are less stressful than my irl life.
my old pc used to be like that 20-45 fps
I’m everyone’s grub
Struggle fest
now I play with whatever settings I have and don't get fps issues
That must be nice
I mean... yeah... but it was expensive
As a 20fps boi I feel you
$1750
Damn
The law of equivalent exchange
I used to have terrible issues with framerate drops and whatnot across like every game I played.
Would have been cheaper if it was a non premade, tho, probably
For a whole ass pc???
Then I dropped 2.2k on my pc.
My laptop also caught on fire once so that’s probably a issue
I mean it's like 3-4x as a good as my last pc <.<
Tax returns go brrrr.
It was still cheaper to just buy new parts so I went with that
I plan to drop 6k on my next pc ngl
I wouldn't.
understatement of the year
What is the meaning of this
A little over 2k and you'll have a very good rig.
you're understating it so much
What are you spending 6000 dollars on
I got my PC for free
Tin tin, stop talking about yourself
Like
I'm mentally stable
It’s chill now though I replaced the melted parts and whatnot
No you ain't.
Uhuh, sure you are...
Sorta
Fake.
Most of them
Dude all I do as a hobby is game, I have the money. I want to be happy. I want a billion fps so my eyes can melt like I'm looking at the lost arc.
It still runs fine
I remember back in the day when I could make an $800 PC that actually ran games well at high settings
They allow me on the operating team
Lads, there's a mod. Run!
Just like I'm a magical tooth fairy unicorn...
now it's like 2k minimum 
No I'm like actually curious what would cost 6000 dollars
What happened
they won't allow you to handle a scalpel
for some reason I just keep on thinking about my midterms that's in two days which I'm pacnicking over, and then suddenly I'm in a dance between 5 maulers and 10 crushers, with the poxbursters
Honestly high settings never interested me. I just wanted the game to run well
I have steady enough hands to operate a scalpel, I just haven't gone to medical school.
When I have nothing in my hands, I shake like I've got Parkinson's, though.
steady hands don't cut it
something about the stars being out of alignment and like...inflation and economics or some other such made up concept
I have years of medical knowledge
frog when he fillets the patients organs
AM probably.
Let me tell you what hate is
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
I have enough knowledge to identify a person's organs and I wouldn't do a damn thing without being 100% certain on what to cut.
Hate is: cheese that gets thrown away that isn't moldy
when the doctor hands me the scalpel because I'm "with it" and "down with the kids"
This world sucks
Average zealot who used a single damn bullet omg stop stealing it ong
I just don't know stuff like "how do doctors stitch blood vessels back together" or "how do I re attach a tendon"?
this guy looks like the type of guy to fillet a liver and eat it
years of playdough have prepared me for this moment
right at the operating table
You made me giggle
I'm going to snip your achilles tendon with tin snips.
Dude, you need to go outside and touch some cheese
oh you won't find them
Do you know what tin snips are?
yay
yes
it's terrifying
I've worked with them before
Yeah.
I'm going to cut your achilles tendon with them.
I know for a fact they'll take your finger off without any consideration.
Say goodbye to walking privileges in one leg.
I'll put the chemicals in the water frog
Tin snips arent terrifying lmfao
I'll turn the damn frogs gay
Gonna force you to walk with a cane so I can really call you Dr. House.
all of them
I know someone who cut half his finger off w/ them
so yea
pretty terrifying
Tin snips absolutely do not give a singular shit about what gets between their jaws.
Or or both
They will pass through your flesh and bone like it wasn't even there.
Trust me, I've seen it happen.
so you're telling us you don't have fingers?
U guys r so dramatic
U guys r fuckin freaks man
you literally just admitted to having no fingers
Bro has his dogs all over the damn keyboard like an animal.
I swear to god this chat can't go 5 minutes without getting weird
Of course.
real
It's zealout chat, what did you expect?
17% is easy
Said the freak to the other freaks, curious.
I, for one, think Cica's feet are a far cleaner and more family friendly topic than the normal stuff spoken about here.
just start cranking casino at melk's
Ahem.
FOR THE EMPEROR!
i dont have monis

LETS GO GAMBLING
I've never gotten a good mystery
I've been hitting all the slots today
it's all wins
Maximum cope
3 perfect plasma guns
Is 16 a lot?
the max is 17
Average at level 30 for toughness curios is 15%, and 17% is the cap.
No way
Feels so good sitting on my throne of 17% Toughness, 21% HP curios
I swear I have a 21% or 2
Feels so good
Hp caps at 21%, stamina caps at +3.
that;s health
Oooh toughness
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
i have like 4 21% health, 3 max stamina and 0 fucking 17% toughness on my zealot
It absolutely is
toughness at 17%, health at 21%, stamina at +3, one wound
Yes it is.
i swear to god fatshark
It always is.
real
no matching set yet
Eat the fucking bullet like a true patriot.
Just as Saint JFK before the dark age.
I am at my limit. I am at my limit. I am at my limit. You can't gaslight me anymeowre. I am at my limit
Freaky...
nobody can match your freak
Ong.
I'll give my freak crown to Cica.
One billion stamina curios
super freak
What i wish i could do 2 all of u freaks
oh no hermano
glad im not the only one who noticed that
you're not driller
you're scout
get blown up freak
That's because I'm driller.
Have a "sandwich."
(2lb block of c4 plastic explosives)
I had a nice bath and cleared my mind
U should fill it w rocks and stones
hey guys recently been testing blazing piety vs IJ on heavy sword which would you guys say is better
And I came back with some good results
been seeing this trned for most weapons
IJ is rlly good

