#zealot-class
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yeap
With that gun
its funny
it’s pretty peak tbh
it’s also an extremely funny joke
Sally is pretty comical though
it would be huge if you could move party members to the back when its not their turn
but you cant
You can change rank for free what was stopping you
If someone was using an item just pull them
Here’s a hot take
I want them to bring back the PAP’d Blops 4 Trench Gun
Trebuchet
ngl i simply just kept forgetting to lmao
but regardless, people would still die if i got unlucky with weaknesses/his debuff targeting
Yeah
THE strong
From fallout 4
But it would’ve made that less of a fucking nightmare
I bet I've consumed more.
frog try not to turn anything into a fat ass consumption competition
🤫🧏
I will try to do it on normal
I have a mug that is literally the size of my torso.
challenge impossible
🇬🇧
eupha was just the most vulnerable, and died the most and i just kept forgetting to move her to the back
either way, i could always use the .5 turn to bring her back, and if anyone else died in that turn, i could summon for a full heal/revive
chug jug fortnite
?
I drained it at work and I've already drank another quarter since I've been home (45 minutes).
i have had 3 glasses at longhorn, just had 2 at chick fil a
Would you hit the chug jug
and i had a thai tea with boba earlier
Frog try not to be a fat ass challenge
which doesn’t really count
Booba
How do you do that fight buffed btw, do you just ignore an objective or something
Alr bro
melancholia crystals in the dungeon
just ignore them
the frog in question
strawberry popping boba is my favorite form of strawberry
can we get the nurgle frogs in darktide
I've been to both places and they would fill maybe half of my mug.
frogs are so cool
Actually that's a toad.
each one you break makes that boss weaker, idk how but i know that
the achievement is for not breaking any and beating him
Do they just remove an action point each or something
mug ?
Yes. My mug.
strawberry boba huh never had that kind b4
no idea
It's quite a large mug.
id assume so
This is racist af, smh.
How many are there
chewy boba is gross and tapioca is gross but popping boba is peak
Get this clown outta here.
cuz 8 tuns (plus a soul scream for 4 more at the end when he's low) is fucking 
wym by "popping" boba and chewy boba is just the normal tapioca balls
lol
i have been racist the past two days in zealot chat
its over for me
oh, well
that
whatever
Here's a thought, don't drink boba tea.
idk tbh
I think you could’ve used makarakarn to cut 4 actions off that every round
If I wanted to chew something that I drank I'd drink extra pulp orange juice.
are you sure you arent talking about grass jelly in the boba drink meow?
Also, did you 100% archetypes?
@spare talon you can also get accessories that repel phys or elemental dmg. Instantly ends his turn
Cause I feel like you did
The wind repel shoes would probably be best right
Cause big man used emerald vortex every round
He used random elements on me. Might be targeting weaknesses
Then it might actually be best to deliberately keep weakness open to bait fullparties that trigger a repel
yknow
i forgot i had those
becasue of the fact that i had to take them off for that other fight
I will attempt to send you a recording of the fight though
When I get around to it
also experimenting was really discouraged because if you wanted to change something youd have to go through the entire first half again which was fucking stupid
persona 6
like i dont want to have to reface an entire final boss just to see if this setup might do a little better
is that normal enough for you
Silence noob
im not hearing that from off white boots SSG over here
Cici do you have time for a stream today
Uh
Nvm your on mobile
Yes actually
Oh shit
Im off tomorrow
furry tits was something i was not expecting in zealot chat tbh
Ill be off shift at 2230 :p
Wait stream today or tomorrow
mmm 10 30
those turn me into ash
sex
Est?
what
did i just miss something
a gif that was posted before you got here
oh ok
Where
Central
just outright furry tits wiggling around
"Where" he says
see those id things that is like fit your whole face in this area
he cant do those
he is cooked
Damn
cuz your head is too small
ball shaped head
bruh
Thirsty
O_O
Fuck off tintin
:(
are you still shook from being barrelled off then back onto the map
I am working on a bug report
cica-core
Also damn did azure have their coffee shat in or something today they were going off even before hahnda performed a vibe check
I laughed at him
huh
People keep comparing us so I think we should fuse and become all powerful
Assasinated
Bait so strong he had to take a big bite
He walked directly into the scope I had aimed directly at his head

Did you actually get a mod to watch the channel or were you just ready
it was a premeditated murder
zamasu but for gay people
the slayest being in the universe
this is why people say zealot chat is unhinged
Scolipede power
Lmfao thats so good
I looked through his old messages and he revealed by accident that it could work
I think theres a few more reasons
So I set it up
The veilguard thing?
assassinating transphobes
peak
I didn't consider nuking him there but probably should have
I’ve been enjoying veilguard writing took a bit of a downgrade but games been fun
any recommendations
2 months ago damn
Love emmrich prime dilf companion
I saw that when I looked through his old posts
So why did you start stalking azure
didnt meet his monthly ban quota
one of those reacts is backup
hoollyyyy
That azure dude really is just this https://vxtwitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1050391663552671744
Dorn low key admitting to being terminally online with this one
dislikes someone stalks them to find a way to get them banned
Sgt soft u know wut
you're next kez
He's a kiwifarms user
for exposing the truth
Of course that's his modus operandi
soft hands
I don’t think dorn dislikes me!!!
He was going to get himself banned regardless ngl
Dorn hates me the most
solo queuing I-II-VEG
He has a thread of me on kf
we know quite a few people who do this kind of thing
shit
with the way he talks about you i dont think so
Azure was really abrasive yeah
Good job noobnoob :3
People keep comparing me to you can we combine power and kill them?
Im proudz of u
Good boy !!

yop disappearing time
Real
rooting around dead people
Im sorry
Smh playing with out me 😔
seems a bit too easy until teammates blew me up
No
…
me when I can't learn to sp cancel
munitorum mk3
Big mouth
What oce players thought of him
wow i love that show too
I hate using stealth
its like asian robot all over again lmao
asian robot is a cole alt
Why can't discords just have a lore document
Trust
*ban list
ive not been more insulted in my entire life
Cole post zealot chat iceberg
its not mine and it looks like its still in progress but lemme grab my phone
its on there
Why isn’t my catboy arc on there
your what
oh hey I made that
Server me and Cole moderate has a long one of those
@vernal terrace should we type up a document that rivals the length of a bible
i love femtanyl
That’s a schizo book
You weren’t here for the catboy arc?
Where ferret
mmm slop
We can title it how cole became paranoid
Just so you know I would totally read that shit in its entirety
squatting in merchantile
reasons unrelated to this server
you never hated in your life meow
I can't keep doing this
Also lmao ogryns were all racist
it would be for a server youve never heard of, the one me and kez mod
the reason why i am as paranoid as i am
i absolutely have
10/10
are you hating rn?
my braincells are gone
Would still totally read it
This is really fucking interesting to me
i still stand by ogryns being the most consistently and vocally toxic players
Like actually
yes.
why
cockblocked by mother
yeah
jesus girl
Guh
It’s fine I keep thinking I was schizo for the way I acted there and then it kept turning out I was right
chat idk if i can thug this one out
i just WANTED TO ASK WHERE HER DRESS WAS FROM
@vernal terrace would not be surprised if at least 1 person from there has found me in this server with the intent of stalking
EUEUGJEHJJ
getting cockblocked by your family in the span of less than a month
What the actual fuck happened to you two
abyss
its not paranoia if its constantly justified!
i’m killing myself gangster
what even happened lmfao
dm if u dont want to spill the beans !!
(publicly)
Did I ever tell you nic is in a bunch of final fantasy servers they joined after leaving the server
can someone help me w/ skulls
They don’t play ff and are 100% just there cause me and jakk are lol
I only have the ones dorn and cole helped me w/
i didnt know that but i could assume so, given they joined a lot of servers im also in after the fact too
I had to dig out ancient screenshots for that
beautiful goth trans girl wearing a really pretty dress that i really wanted because it looks super cute
my mother is extraordinarily transphobic, and basically just forced me to go another way from her lmfao
immediately off my FL
eueuuuuugh
oh yes i remember this being your name
but i didnt really talk to you much at this point
If you wait till I wake up from nap I could get you all of them
well I know the last part and also oof
that fuckin blows
never could do them alone bc my solo queue teams refuses to let me them myself
they always run ahead and die
IT WAS SUCH A CUTE DRESS
ughhhh
EUEUEUUUUUGGHHHH
was it black
im assuming
yea
bro what the fuck is going on
I don't hate you anymore
im despairmaxxing
@pliant ice how did it come to pass that I was your and saldar’s son
Zealot chat lore dump
WAHAT
im outta here.. this is too much......
Strike party 1 lore
no fucking thanks
uhhhhhh
what about it
tintin's first time meeting Runt

hi runt
you sure your mum wasn't rinda dorn?>>
Not even the worst
What the..
no I was just thinking that dorn's mum might be rinda
what in the emperors name did i walk in on
but they let me operate on dead people anyways
eugh
Zealot chat lore
thanks for this
im well aware of this chats history thank you
Love IDR labs
Not even the worst one
what is she cooking
dorn, you said elites and cara for the pistol, yeah?
Mobian 6th public whore
wheres the sport
Maniac carapace
ah
Rager 1 shot
dorn recommending carapace
he's a skinwalker
wait wait wait
Moebian 6th adjutant is the best mission narrator in the game
Works on few weapons
gimme asecond
He deserves the world
and handcannon surgical?
Crucian handcannon for Agrivolver (the better one)
i dont think giving someone a world infested with nurgle plague is a gesture of kindness
zorona for ADS
Ads schmayds
family guy death pose on the window
I remember this clip
he fell down the stairs
Big iron fantasy better
alrighty back to leveling weapons
i am not looking forward to leveling some of these weapons lol
Okay why tf
Already been posted
Then just buy greens of the same type
Is an art house pub theater
9000 xp per
hrm, maybe, it'd help me get a flamer up so i can finally try a flamer zealot build lol
zealot duelling sword
Flamer zealot is just knife zealot
one step too late
ignored!
he thinks dsword doesn't need nerfs
true duo, using ds4
irrelevant
Does vet ds4 run the same perks as zealot
boltgun too
bolt gun less so
I run precog uncanny
Now do yamcha
but still, agreed
idk what other people run
@pliant ice I found it
Oh ok same here
it doesnt work as well
Huh what the fuck
thanks
…
post the original plx
im gonna go ahead and just clear out a comms array...
what about it
I have an idea
I wish I didn’t read all of it
The speed with which these change
Friend..
Terrible 2/10
Who’s the guy holding the camera
KBITY
shut up
No you’re the cat aren’t you
if u think that song is genuinely a 2/10
Meeee
u have no taste
I haven’t even listened to it yet lmao
Freak
go listen to it
Good luck
I hope hadron doesn’t change its stats
upgrade it, u might get lucky with rounding
Oh.. oh no.
No plasma
No more plasma !!!
'Moebian VI Public Whore'
I wasn't happy w/ my last one being a rounding error
Lmfao dorn u just lost -30 cica points
I won't use it
Guilt by association
I just need it in my collection
WHY DOES IT RHYME
Well ?
I think i should declare an intfnyada against the twi s 4 this
And carry teams through karnak
They will fear the name Brynn-the-Felinid..,
I actually don't have like
second hit in the casino
yea
Id have to redo my karnak build though
I forget what it was
I think it wss a chaxe and a
An agri ?
I'll probably run weapon spec dbarrel or smth
what mark of the heavy eviscerator is the best?
15
One is more generalist, the other is very simple to use and leans to single target
yo mean the mk XV?
With a marty build
or the mk III
mk3 is generalist
Id say the 3 cuz it's the generalist
is that the one with sweeping heavy attacks
Maybe it’s good do you have any other songs you’d recommend
i’ll just
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/51JaY5xOIz5HbwgHi8r6mq?si=5tPJCYW8TVOB3lfxVohKQg&pi=u-m_dx87-0QT2T
this is my main playlist
oh damn
@south grove what do you want
cut you open
harvest your organs
now let me in the door
would not be disappointed
I’m goofing around today gl
Oh no
it's no longer complaining
I can't keep being angry
it's hurting my lifespan
I swear its like physically impossible
to get people to buy doors in BO6 Zombies
its usually me buying like 7 of them and then getting power crept by my team cause I bought all the doors
what happened to whoever has the most points opens the door etiquette
Wh what
Doesn't exist
WE USED TO HAVE A PROPER SOCIETY
Still my most favorite creation
We are talking movement techniques
im sure the sniper scope will help with that poxwalker 2 meters away
It most certainly does
It's so important
I use that same setup but without the scope.
(It literally doesn't do anything)
The long barrel and full stock like that look so nice.
Carpet shark
The cataracts are not getting clearer
big ass mellow mushroom calzone
yes
and when im feeling RICH (I think its 2$ extra) I get grilled chicken inside the calzone
🤌

never been a fan of chicken and red sauce
hmm imagine I ask them to replace the red sauce inside the calzone
with pesto or alfredo
fat bastard maxxing
I love red sauce
holy based
alfredo calzone
might be worth a shot me thinks maybe one time
sun dried tomato pesto might go insane actually
(i dont want to bother the cooks too much with annoying specific shit)
Wrong
this is why you have a militia built to kill you in the form of lambda,yoshi,and dough
Stan wrong
list of reasons we should kill stan has risen mysteriously
stan
you are the least qualified in this topic
Add in me
They wouldn't dare
You can't even talk shut the fuck up
Excuse me?
bandit wants to kill you to
WHAT THE FUCK
Stan
WHY IS EVERYONE KICKING ME
You make me viscerally angry
thats a very brave thing of you to say, brave....but wrong
Every time you post something you cooked
I might beat you to death.
unnaturally bad opinions this time
Cause i do not know if stan could even make a sauce that doesn’t instantly break and separate
That is the hill you will die on.
I have made very good sauces
Your pfp is enough to permanently exclude you from discussions about food
To me alfredo has no flavor
barqs
Well, you are tasteless, so...
damn bro, thats some thick gravy
Did you like
Barq's 
Alfredo is a simple sauce that is literally just how good your ingredients are
Use more spice
Burn your tastebuds off
I like my gravy like I like my women...
or something
Cause it feels like you did
is cursed food discussion the next reason people are concerned about zealot chat
Barqs is so goated
good save
A&W is better
then you just havent made/tasted good alfredo
Use better parm or cut it with some romano (sheep parm)
Finally, something me and Para can agree on without killing each other.
No
You did didn't you
wheres the mashed potatoes
Fuck even dominos alfredo is weirdly so fucking good
killing you now
They're right.
No
I dont eat mashed potatoes. I eat chunked potatoes.
No
so
Cold mashed potatoes are good
baked potatoes?
Like unless you are using the fake pre powderized parmesan
They're under the gravy.
Yes.
Stan please your list of determined assassins grows longer by the minute
sounds good
With the skins on.
That's what I put on alfredo to make it taste better
They are delicious.
nothing wrong with that
please give me more wrong takes
Bro
who would be bothered by potato skin
Im sorry
lmao
Im killing you
Texture eaters like my nephew.
What do you think you're doing
do you put ketchup in your mashed potatos
I take cold leftover turkey and mix it with cold mashed potatoes and cold gravt
I dread cooking anything for him because I have to skin all the potatoes.
Gravy
I forget texture debuff is real
He does
i wont say i havent put basic bitch parmesan on alfredo before, but thats cause it was microwave leftovers
Cold leftoevers are amazing
I'll kill you after I find Stan.
Cold pasta and sauce is great
reasons to ban stan have risen mysteriously
Stan
im starting to grow afraid of this person
Can we just server mute Stan at this point?
Cold leftober mac and cheese with ketchup is GOATed
Stan you are not a real person
LEftover
Or is it too liquid of a consistency to make that possible
This man teaches children
okay now you're just lying on purpose, you have to be
Im so mad
Alr that’s enough
U ruined my evening
That's a homunculus
I am like 99% certain Stan is insane.
I'm legit not, I've posted pics
Nah I refuse to believe Stan is real.
stank
We are actually going to perish if this is who we let teach children how to spell
Programmed to say the worst fucking things possible regarding food.
this mfer eats cold ass mac n cheese, ive ate lukewarm or room temp mac before, BUT COLD!q?
@obsidian prairie the best part of the ending is the fact that ||maria gets to ride in the gauntlet runner and sees the world outside grand trad||
Do you eat your spaghetti noodles cold?
Nanako good ending
Stan steams bacon
It's such a good breakfast item
bro at least make like kraft mac n cheese
Cooks his Filet Mingon to well done
like its not that hard
And adds ketchup
YOU EAT COLD MAC AND CHEESE WITH KETCHUP FOR BREAKFAST?
Yeah why not
I'm going to beat you to death with 500 bagels heavily swathed in Strawberry cream cheese.
you're telling me you use pre made tv dinner packages as leftover containers?
Maybe then you'll learn normal fucking food items.
thats like cheap ass plastic and definitely leaching shit into your food
No it's a takeout container that I use for leftovers

Based
I have no idea who you are but you want to distance yourself as far as possible from Stan.
He is a living biohazard at this point.
This filet mignon was good
okay, i can see it could be a leftover container from a restaraunt
die
No it wasn't
is the zeolet chat just food
This is the shit greentexts are written about
Hello cordin
It's genchat 2.
It tasted like barely salted shoe leather
That chekcs
You weren't there
You butchered that shit twice
idk if i wanna play regicide or just easy for the ng+
cuz i dont think im too keen on fighting that superboss on regicide, and easy will make anything annoying that ive already done not annoying
ive also read that regicide is just hard with some slight bumps in damage taken, especially weakness damage, and no rewind, and i dont think that sounds very fun tbh
You should be thankful its food and not horny furry memes like it was yesterday 90% of the time
We are just currently clowning on Stan for being a mongrel with his food.
what the actual fuck
Vet chat is worse. I promise.
That sounded weird
zealot chat is like staring into an alternate dimension
i thought we were meant to abhor the mutant.....
Using a flamer on steak does not count as cooking stan
:(
Does NG+ exist or is that a haha wait till the expansion
Felinids are sanctioned abhumans, unfortunately.
horrible news all the juice was supposed to stay in the steak actually
Yes I was stan
what game are you guys talking about
second class citizens
And I was VERY dissapointed
administratum are lost
That's why you add sauces like blue cheese dressing or ketchup
It's fine
STAN
Kill yourself
Now
DO NOT PUT KETCHUP ON A STEAK
i keep thinking it cant get worse, like you're doing this on purpose
@jagged cradle I had a few frame freezes
Ketchup on steak is good
i think blue cheese on a salad is disgusting enough
NO
My hands are cold I feel so still
Or ketchup mayo
My hands
Blue cheese on the mignon
Or blue cheese
Or bbq sauce
YOU EAT A1 OR WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE ON STEAK
aside from regicide and that superboss, ng+ is this
all this carries over
Or a mix
NOT FUCKING KETCHUP
A1 sucks ass
I'm not as noob as 2 days ago
top three stan meals of all time??
and if you ask me thats only for mediocre steak at that, a steak is meant to be enjoyed as is if its well made
every day I get better
I use neither
Don't say anything, @south grove , I got you covered.
Sauce on steak is lame
I love sauce
WHY IS THIS A THING
Actual stuff like Chimichuri is better
You're welcome.
sauce is whats wrong with you stan
I TAKE PAINKILLERS FOR A DEAD ORGAN
Fuck yeah baby it's already getting used
I'M NOT HOUSE
Wtf that's one of the best salad dressings
i wonder if house is a noob at darktide aswell
Yeah yeah grandpa let's get you some vicodin.
What is this supposed to be
I love when you have salad on the same plate as lasagna and the dressing mixes with the lasagna
Next you're gonna say you take all your wing boneless with 0 sauce
@jagged cradle yea this is why I don't have skulls
who the fuck wants their salad dressing to be THAT CHUNKY and SOUR
people die and I have to go save them
I am bombing your house
Boneless wings are way better
pistol fucks
or there's just too many enemies to linger
dont yall mean chicken nuggets
I am rapidly approaching your location
Actually boneless wings are sick.
HISTG cooldown round
I dont like bone in chicken unless I'm eating the entire bird.
im not gonna lie i fe boneless wings more
chicken..... nuggets
Why do you keep threatening me
the food you eat is inhumane
please throw them out
Because you are commiting crimes against humanity
Who tf would pick regular wings over boneless
im grinding mats rn too
For the children
Now I’m ready
Meeeeeeeeeeee
No. It's all wing meat. Not random bits turned to sludge and forced into a nugget shape.
Regular wings are so messy
Eat the damned bird
huh, I actually didnt know, i thought they was just a fancy name for chicken nuggets
Regular wing are in the same vein as tacos
thats part of the point,
ya wanna tag along?
You have to eat both with a fork and knife
It's amazing, the things you learn about chicken when you work at a fried chicken joint.
i got a full squad
I am running out of fucking threats here
happy hunting
dude is trying to get attention and is winning
Have u reached the point where plasteel genuinely is worthless
@pine steeple look at my pfp
I'm going to record myself eating a taco like a normal person just so I can prove to you that normal people do not eat tacos with fucking silverware.
its the only explanation
LOOK AT MY PFP
was gonna try to get you in, but it filled
I legit eat tacos in a bowl with a fork and knife
momentum is too fast to stop
Did u max every weapon’s mastery yet
THEY PUT THE SHIT IN THE TACO SHELL SO YOU CAN EAT IT IN YOUR HANDS ON THE GO
THATS LIKE THE WHOLE POINT
JUST GET IT WITHOUT THE TACO SHELL
AT THAT POINT
You better N O T
The shell just breaks and it spills out everywhere
Just make a fucking enchilada or something
burrito
it is hard shell
missing a few on ogryn and staffs on psyker
Soft shell
I won't use them
Use brain
I'll do them eventually
I can't see it so it never happened
strange
boneless Chicken wings are typically molded from leftover light meat in chicken breasts, wing meat, and even chicken back parts, whereas nuggets meat can dark meat, and fattier, made from leftover thigh/legs. "All white meat" chicken nuggets could therefore be classified as a type of "boneless wing" -- but not necessarily made of wing meat.
Actual images of me eating tacos
i mean its like eating chips with taco ingredients no? with a hard shell taco i mean
You motherfucker why did you document this
I cant do this
This is so white I am losing my vision just attempting to look at it
I think this can be classified as terrorism.
i need to distance myself
I also eat nachos with a fork and knife
NACHOS ARE A DIP FOOD
have you considered taco salad before
THEY PUT THE FUCKING CHIPS IN THERE FOR YOU TO EAT WITH YOUR HANDS
I'm calling the CIA
YOU MONGREL
It's not the same
it literally is
If you just wanted a walking taco, you should have made a walking taco
the way you are eating a hard shell taco it is literally the same thing
Taco shells are pointless cuz the food just falls out
Lmao
This is a skill issue
If you don't want the food to fall out you have to twist your body and get tennis elbow
Yeah I’m a soft taco guy personally
Stan
I think the shells are novelty food
stan have you ever eaten food before?
How do you hold a taco
Yes, I am alive
do you not have opposable thumbs or something
hold taco at a slight angle
tilt head slightly in the opposite direction
i don't believe you stan
Congratulations, you may now take a bite of your taco.
I've had this convo before
Ok so
dude
maybe hold it like a human being
YOu are holding it from the wrong side
is that fukken scrambled eggs
at the wrong angle
No
Least unhinged zealot player
thats a tortilla chip in a softshell taco
The original shell broke so I tried to wrap it in a soft shell
Like a bandaid
Half of it went onto my plate anyway
consider putting the soft shell in the hardshell
I'm on the verge of putting Stan on a nutrition paste only diet.
yes/no
Soylant Green
still not a yes/no
why are you holding it in a way that will elt gravity take all the shit in the taco out of hte shell
like hold it so the shell holds the shit into itself via gravity
Stan are you a skinwalker
gravity goes sideways for him
That's how people hold it
I stg
No they don't.
You are just dumb.
by people you mean you
"""people"""
i have never seen anyone hold a taco like that before in my life
and i mean that honestly
You hold a taco by the open end, you ape.
why can't you answer if that's scrambled eggs
YOU ARE THE WHITEST PERSON EVER CREATED BY ANY FORCE OR CREATURE
It's not
I don't believe you
bro holding the taco like a tv remote
I need you to consider that the British would laugh stan



