zealot-class

[paper harness]

Never seen arco play

[rocky nacelle]

Scrier void staff is easily the stupidest thing a psyker has besides macro surge

[paper harness]

Isn’t he the dude with the potato mode game

[rocky nacelle]

it’s unreal the damage

[pale spindle]

Who's dead void? 🤔

[rocky nacelle]

(Except bossing is whatever )

[median steeple]

Boss

[frosty herald]

I might do scrier trauma

[median steeple]

Big

[paper harness]

Check psyker chat and you will see it

[grizzled aspen]

Go look for terrible takes in soyker chat. You'll find him.

Muh coherency regen...

[hard nexus]

yeah

[stone fern]

arco can read

[paper harness]

I should send him my 9000 fps mod

[pale spindle]

Oh wait he's the guy who recommended a weird purge build the other day ☠️

[paper harness]

Everything is the same color

[rocky nacelle]

arco grub moment 🤐

[grizzled aspen]

We out here just clowning on soyker mains.

[hard nexus]

u should send it to me

[paper harness]

Including the enemies

[rocky nacelle]

gross

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/go-go-pixel-increaser-go-go-pixel-reducer-low-quality-retro-gif-2399751515523327949

[rocky nacelle]

Loading chunks

[hard nexus]

if i can make it through one match with ur warhammer 40k frames mod

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/go-gadget-pixel-reducer-fan-gif-9633892696658046476

[hard nexus]

i will be happy

[paper harness]

I didn’t

I deleted it mid game

[hard nexus]

lmfao

[median steeple]

lmao

[hard nexus]

send it to me

i must try

[sterile basalt]

He just sets texture settings to -1

[rocky nacelle]

she’s trynna indoctrinate into dorn grubs

[paper harness]

I got trapped because the trapper was part of the wall

[rocky nacelle]

unlucky

[sullen forge]

9000 fps enemies sounds hilarious

[hard nexus]

i am the anti grub

[grizzled aspen]

How far the mighty have fallen...

[azure compass]

THEY'RE IN THE WALLS

[hushed knoll]

Hello Frogcast

[rocky nacelle]

says I have a private sticker server with only 6 people

hmm

me no think so buddy

lmfao

[grizzled aspen]

It's ok, Meow is one of my grubs, as are all of you, even if you don't know it yet.

[hard nexus]

ok tbf only 2 people in that server still play darktide and are active in this server

[opal star]

dipping your anything in the dark souls anything is insane

[hard nexus]

you’ve said this like 40 times

[rocky nacelle]

I’d hate to be the grub of a for honor player sorry frog I’m killing myself

[median steeple]

omg meeeeeeee

[pale spindle]

Who? 🤔

[hard nexus]

psycho and cica r my grubs

[rocky nacelle]

me when I get exposed “erm ok tbf” erm ok in my defense

[hard nexus]

psycho and cica

[median steeple]

Short ass mf

[rocky nacelle]

gottem

[sullen forge]

Paradise grubs aren’t real

[pale spindle]

Why am I not on the list? 😔

[rocky nacelle]

So noob

[paper harness]

Time for giga elitist mode

[rocky nacelle]

good

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-hazen-audel-a-larvae-lunch-primal-survivor-protein-gif-19207478

[pale spindle]

Nematodes be apon thee

[hard nexus]

nobody will be getting added to that server sry

also u haven’t groveled enough to be a grub

[paper harness]

There’s only four active psyker chat members who are actually good at the game

[rocky nacelle]

but she’s the “anti grub”

[sullen forge]

Unhinged I assume

[rocky nacelle]

kek

[paper harness]

[opal star]

baby beasts of nurgl

[hard nexus]

me?

[paper harness]

You are a zealot chat member

[pale spindle]

If u say Ainz, I'm gonna kiss u 😡💢

[rocky nacelle]

a fate worse than death

[hard nexus]

no it’s just a server for a gc, the server just never gets used anymore lmfao

[paper harness]

Ainz doesn’t talk in there much

[sullen forge]

Deja vu with Veteran Chat being brought up lmao

[grizzled aspen]

And every time, I am right.

[hard nexus]

i’m in psyker chat a lot though

[stone fern]

atlas agent pygex and who?

kat?

[rocky nacelle]

To just argue with the stupid siblings

[stone fern]

though she stopped playing psyker

[rocky nacelle]

smh

[hard nexus]

true

[paper harness]

Beans

[hard nexus]

LOL

that’s awesome

[rocky nacelle]

you literally told me you went in soyker chat just to prove someone wrong

[grizzled aspen]

I found it this morning and somebody edited it for tintin.

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[hard nexus]

no i launched DT to prove someone wrong

big difference..

[rocky nacelle]

is that not the same thing

it was still soyker chat

[hard nexus]

i was already in psyker chat arguing

[rocky nacelle]

oh even worse

[rocky nacelle]

ur noob

[stone fern]

and losing

[hard nexus]

i can’t fix stupid unfortunately

i can fix a lot

but not stupidity

[rocky nacelle]

can you fix your stench

thx

[stone fern]

what can you fix?

[paper harness]

I have to boot the game every time I get sent a map bug so I can replicate it

[hard nexus]

:(

[hard nexus]

a lot

[paper harness]

I was the FS grub all along

[stone fern]

we appreciate it!!!!

[hard nexus]

you also had to stop wasting ur time lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

🙂

[stone fern]

is my box on the list?

[sullen forge]

FS Grub and proud

[paper harness]

No

[hard nexus]

[stone fern]

check dms

[hard nexus]

true

[rocky nacelle]

this gremlin ass sticker

[hard nexus]

murder drones my beloved

[rocky nacelle]

noob drones

[hard nexus]

[paper harness]

[hard nexus]

hi malice boy

[paper harness]

The furry has shown up

[rocky nacelle]

which one

[sullen forge]

Malice boy is here take cover

[remote lark]

barktide

[sullen forge]

YUCKY

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bo6-cod-zombies-liberty-falls-mangler-call-of-duty-gif-5415757494480029519

[paper harness]

I’m going to have to ask you to go to ogryn chat from now on

[remote lark]

okayyyyyyyy

[rocky nacelle]

that is the last message I’ll be seeing from them for a while

🚬

[sullen forge]

LMAO

[remote lark]

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

[sullen forge]

Grrr I hate furries so much

[hard nexus]

@copper hawk

[rocky nacelle]

true they should just

[gleaming furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/talladega-nights-the-ballad-of-ricky-bobby-dont-you-put-that-evil-on-me-angry-mad-gif-16586822

[rocky nacelle]

nvm this isn’t tf2

can’t say that

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-gif-25380602

[sullen forge]

Die

[hard nexus]

so you don’t fuck with barktide

[placid fiber]

why are you fucking barktide?

[placid fiber]

oh wait

I read that wrong

[paper harness]

They removed the timer from general

[sullen forge]

No I don’t fuck with “barktide”

[paper harness]

Lmao

[placid fiber]

Dear God...

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/bo6-cod-zombies-liberty-falls-mangler-call-of-duty-gif-5415757494480029519

[stone fern]

wow

releasing dms

how low

[paper harness]

Wonder how many people will talk themselves into a ban tomorrow

[placid fiber]

@stone fern So have you mastered the mk4 chainsword yet?

[sullen forge]

Waiting for next update ban speed runs

[frosty herald]

Images in general when

[sullen forge]

Where people are doing nothing but bitching

[sullen forge]

Never

[paper harness]

Hank has asked for it

[placid fiber]

Just asking... for a friend... >.>'

[frosty herald]

General is not safe with image persmission on

[sullen forge]

Absolutely not

[rocky nacelle]

vegeta had to take HRT to beat cell (what if)

[sullen forge]

Going to see the fucking worst of the worst

Every update

[paper harness]

Wonder how fast they will take it away if they enable it lmao

[frosty herald]

Within 1 minute

[paper harness]

I’d say 20 mins

[frosty herald]

I will try my hardest to speedrun it

[paper harness]

Someone posts goku dick

[sullen forge]

7 minutes

[frosty herald]

One meat

[sullen forge]

Chat starts getting flooded with degenerate porn cause “it’s funny cause it’s ironic you wouldn’t get it…”

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-get-much-higher-so-high-one-piece-one-piece-is-real-gif-27101910

[paper harness]

Vortex users coping hard in general chat

They can hire the dude who made wabbajack to make it and it still sucks

[plucky gate]

idk vortex works fine for my mods

[paper harness]

It 100% didn’t work with naked

[rocky nacelle]

never used vortex I just dropped em in my folders

[plucky gate]

I have too many mods to not have a check for updates button

[sullen forge]

Manually 💪

[rocky nacelle]

Fair enough

[placid fiber]

Do a backflip

[frosty herald]

Manual files is 100% better than vortex

[gleaming furnace]

Never need to check for updates if you never let the underlying game update

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-backflip-gif-9912401

[paper harness]

I just look at the site once a week

[frosty herald]

The only problem will be user error

[plucky gate]

i used to do it manually. It's really not any different feature-wise

[placid fiber]

This is me if I were to attempt to do a backflip ^

[rocky nacelle]

I check about a month or so on my mods if they updated on nexus

thankfully only a handful do

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-error-notification-box-ok-gif-15436537

[frosty herald]

I check after a big update

[placid fiber]

That's a lot of fails

[rocky nacelle]

Yea basically

[plucky gate]

I actually take breaks from this game sometimes because i play other things

[placid fiber]

I should blot that out and put smyker

[frosty herald]

Look

[plucky gate]

would've been hell to check 60+ mods after my 6 month break

[sullen forge]

So true

[frosty herald]

The game is stable enough that you just need to click the patcher without updating mods

[paper harness]

This is the monster hunter and cod channel right now

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-2025-alma-gif-1955062281506610766

[plucky gate]

i thought the current fad here was sparking zero

[rocky nacelle]

You play neither of those you stupid fuck

[sullen forge]

COD Zombies you ungrateful fuck Dorn

[copper hawk]

Y did u ping me w this cringe ouppycel post

[frosty herald]

It isnt monster hunter chat anymore beta is over

[paper harness]

I’ll be bullied into monster hunter when it comes out

[frosty herald]

Check back in februari or when the next trailer is out

[rocky nacelle]

Back to world

https://tenor.com/view/majima-going-away-gif-24489487

[frosty herald]

You rite

[sullen forge]

COD Zombies chat for the next

2 days

[copper hawk]

Im felinemaxxing not a woofpilled ouppycel sub 5 dogoid

[hard nexus]

because barktide is funny

[sullen forge]

And then it’ll go back to normal

[frosty herald]

Veilguard was mid asf so we cant talk about that

[rocky nacelle]

I don’t think I want to be friends anymore

[copper hawk]

We aren't friendz

Noob !

Siiiigh..

[paper harness]

What does this mean chat

[placid fiber]

okay who gave cica weed?!

[rocky nacelle]

oh true blocking you now

[paper harness]

Someone translate

[sullen forge]

Actually blocking you if you keep talking like that

[frosty herald]

Cica

Has brain damage

[plucky gate]

this chat will never escape the furry rp allegations

[copper hawk]

Lmfao para

[frosty herald]

From his hormonal imbalance

[copper hawk]

Blinkin u right meow

[placid fiber]

After that sentence I would believe it lol

[rocky nacelle]

Cause u don’t accept and hate me not my fault noob

[rocky nacelle]

Nop

[hushed knoll]

OwO what’s this notices you rawr xd

[rocky nacelle]

stank.

[hushed knoll]

Lara

[frosty herald]

LMAO

[hushed knoll]

Para

[copper hawk]

Is everypony okay?

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/goober-inc-black-ops-6-stone-black-ops-bell-pipe-down-gif-7033940428058707724

[pine steeple]

gulps

[placid fiber]

When you've seen too much heresy

[pine steeple]

Sweet jesus

[rocky nacelle]

gulps, is that your pussy?

😳

[hard nexus]

this is insanity and i think i have to kill yoy now

[hushed knoll]

What

[sullen forge]

Bro PLEASE

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ping-pong-funny-animals-cats-gif-8766860

[rocky nacelle]

Pot meet kettle both of you explode now

[copper hawk]

Gonna end up gettin banned cuz of u guys i bet

[hushed knoll]

Para I need you to get stuck in molasses

[hard nexus]

no im innocent

[copper hawk]

Ringleader™️ n all

[frosty herald]

Die

[placid fiber]

Sad that we have to burn the clothes as well, to get rid of any trace of them

[rocky nacelle]

U smell

[hard nexus]

dorn will come to ur rescue dw

[sullen forge]

Yup reporting you both right now

[copper hawk]

He will do nothin

He hateth me

[rocky nacelle]

Yours too dumbass you forget

he simps for 2

[stone fern]

british people in charge of programming

[copper hawk]

Le epic greentext

4chin noment

[pine steeple]

Just light the PC on fire

[placid fiber]

Who is dw? Dank Weebs?

[copper hawk]

Huehuehue

[hard nexus]

don’t worry

[stone fern]

i told you i gave up after getting netted 3 times mid revved attack

[placid fiber]

That makes more sense

[hard nexus]

idk what to tell you other than skill issue lmfao

[pine steeple]

Darkwide*

[hard nexus]

[frosty herald]

Clad noob

[hard nexus]

lol stupid emote

[placid fiber]

well... not every old dog can learn new tricks... like not getting themselves into melee range of a trapper...

[paper harness]

From what I know from nexus team, vortex has like 30 complaints a day because of how it breaks frequently

[copper hawk]

Clad noob and noobnoob noob

[stone fern]

you said you had the same issue

ur blocked

[stone fern]

peak

[rocky nacelle]

alright the brain rot is too much maybe I add u later cica if you stop hating me : >

[hard nexus]

have you considered learning and not rev attacking trappers

[sullen forge]

Today is that day

[stone fern]

it just happens sometimes im around a corner and a trapper comes

[rocky nacelle]

Me when terminus round 51 EE

[placid fiber]

I mean clad... you had a 1% chance of escaping with a perfectly timed dodge, or a 0% chance with the strat you tried 3 times in a row

[frosty herald]

Calling the nexus admin a gooner

[stone fern]

and my sword is already revved

[hard nexus]

throwing knife

[stone fern]

you can not dodge trappers point blank

[hard nexus]

oh wait.

[stone fern]

NEVER

EVER

[paper harness]

Gets instantly banned

[placid fiber]

Could fuck up the targeting, it's fatshark coding after all lol

[stone fern]

dorkOne

[pine steeple]

No dodge

[copper hawk]

Deep fried crying laughing emoji rlly dates u methinks dorn

[pine steeple]

Only attack

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-glass-paper-break-gif-18384377

[sharp minnow]

anyone have a quick tip for blessings on combat shotgun - wanna give it a try

[placid fiber]

uh... I forget x.x

[sharp minnow]

thx

[placid fiber]

no respite I think

[hard nexus]

manstopper scattershot,
deathspitter scattershot
deathspitter no respite

[placid fiber]

^

[stone fern]

i got blocked from a mod author because i suggested a fix for an issue i had
he screamed at me for not reading the mod page(I did it wasnt there)

[placid fiber]

Saved

[paper harness]

I am permanently banned from posting on nexus

[sullen forge]

You and your homies ever get to finishing that?

[paper harness]

I disagreed with a mod author once

[placid fiber]

And no respite + the one that deals more power if all pellets hit the same target on the slug one right?

[paper harness]

Mod author is a site mods girlfriend

[pine steeple]

Full bore*

[hard nexus]

i think ur officially my grub

[placid fiber]

full bore

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/grub-halflifealyx-gif-27415758

[placid fiber]

yeah

[frosty herald]

the nexus moderator team

[sullen forge]

Excuse me?

[stone fern]

those nexus shits are such bethesda glazers when i dared to start a threat about updates to skyrim bricking old mods i got yelled at by like 6 different people
YOU CANT KNOW THAT MODS WOULD BRICK!!!!

[hard nexus]

full bore is mainly on agripinna

[frosty herald]

hands down the most fragile stuck up people to exist

[stone fern]

they fucking brick every update how could they not

[south grove]

mods can have gf????

[plucky gate]

impossible

[paper harness]

Yeah

[placid fiber]

Yeah, that's why I said on the slug one

[sullen forge]

E-Relationship

Like

[hard nexus]

ohg i didn’t see that part lol

[copper hawk]

Nop

[hard nexus]

yea

[flint sable]

Bleed shotgun

[sullen forge]

Full blown e-relationship

[south grove]

thank god

[placid fiber]

Adhd mf, have you heard of it?! Attention deficit HEY DONUTS!

[plucky gate]

they were probably just e-dating

[copper hawk]

I have no grubs

I am a free spirit

[paper harness]

I have known staff at nexus for ages and they refuse to unmute me because it would cause problems with the mods

[copper hawk]

Grubless and ungrubbable

[paper harness]

[south grove]

hiii cicaaa

[copper hawk]

At peace. In my lane

[south grove]

ily cica

I'm your biggest fan cica

[copper hawk]

Grubgrub ur like a cole/dorn grub hybrid

[placid fiber]

This is literally me, tho lol... I can forget information that fast sometimes

[south grove]

I'm a cica grub

be real

[pine steeple]

Please say the fire and bleed stack

[copper hawk]

Ur char is literally named coke

[south grove]

yes

[copper hawk]

And u stole cole's drip

[pine steeple]

Pog

[placid fiber]

Hey, coke is pretty nice

https://tenor.com/view/telmo-coca-harina-raquetaso-esnifar-gif-25660568

[copper hawk]

Ur like incrediboy to Incredible

[sullen forge]

Dorn disrupting the peace per usual

[stone fern]

i only helped him with a penance because i thought he was cole

[placid fiber]

Or so I've heard anyway

[south grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060032630927671357/1280513499168116736/caption.gif

[copper hawk]

Wow

[south grove]

I'm a cargo cult member

[copper hawk]

I rest my case

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

He appeared and gave u the drip

And left

[placid fiber]

@hard nexus Basically what I was saying, Meow, is: I'm the grub of anyone who is knowledgeable on the subject since I can forget stuff so easily lol

[south grove]

cole has said multiple times that he 100%'d penances

[placid fiber]

When it comes to chaxes? Bandit

[south grove]

idk how you'd even fall for it

rashad creature

[placid fiber]

When it comes to eviscerators? Meow

[paper harness]

Godd — Today at 7:52 PM
I have personality traits similar to cat, not a dog or puppy incel

chat is this accurate

[south grove]

and everyone calls me tintin in chat

[sullen forge]

Grub

[placid fiber]

So if we added copper copper to you, would you become bronze bronze?

[south grove]

no

[sullen forge]

Is chat in the room with us right now Dorn

[placid fiber]

Damn

[south grove]

I would die

[flint sable]

I think they do

[south grove]

there has been a lot of clips worse than this

[placid fiber]

True, molten metal is not good for the body

[south grove]

you're at the bottom of the list

do better

[paper harness]

why is the ogryn bulge smaller than the zealot bulge

[sullen forge]

Get gud…

[pine steeple]

Consume copper for diff 6

[placid fiber]

Uh... um...

[south grove]

gorillas

[placid fiber]

Because zealots are endowed with righteousness...?

[south grove]

that's why

[violet hornet]

Asking the hard questions over here

[jagged cradle]

Why are you analyzing that

[plucky gate]

dorn needs to know

[sullen forge]

Holy shit please stop indulging in the conversation

[sullen forge]

Let it die like a decapitated insect

[south grove]

I hope I can see some darktide cryptids in this one

[violet hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13939729783032931857

[sullen forge]

@remote lark hey look it’s just for you!

[paper harness]

solid 1-2 inch from his pelvis

[pine steeple]

You're gonna have a good time

[south grove]

cryptid #1

[stable cypress]

Why not

[south grove]

nothing else so far

[jagged cradle]

Not the worst

[flint sable]

You know what I like about the spread shotgun is after you dodge it become a sniper rifle

[south grove]

probably gonna be a smyker + gunlugger

[south grove]

that's a talent

not the shotgun

[gilded coral]

does attack speed do anything for heavy attacks? using a thunderhammer atm if that makes any difference

[south grove]

dance of death

[pine steeple]

That is every gun with DoD

[paper harness]

about 3 inches from his pelvis

[pine steeple]

Agreed though

[sullen forge]

Dorn why are you analyzing this

[flint sable]

I know but I shouldn't be able to snip people with a pellet shotgun

[paper harness]

if darktide is canon

[placid fiber]

Pegged by hadron XD

[copper hawk]

@pure tree every1 give a hand 2 the smartest dorn grub of them all

He snailed it

[south grove]

shotgun chokes

it's a thing lol

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-hazen-audel-a-larvae-lunch-primal-survivor-protein-gif-19207478

[pure tree]

Why am I being grubbed

[copper hawk]

He's the synaptic node amid the dorn tryanid grubfleet

[pine steeple]

My brother they're not THAT inaccurate

[copper hawk]

A Zoangrub if u will

[paper harness]

then ogryns canonically have smaller dicks proportional to their body size than zealots do

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/food-snail-mmm-tasty-delicious-gif-21470000

[copper hawk]

Or a Nuerogrub

[sullen forge]

We’re all grubs here

[violet hornet]

Arguing about how hung ogryn and zealot are when hadron is clearly packing the most

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/wormbros-nft-gif-26372917

[copper hawk]

My lawyer advises me not to say what I was going to say

[paper harness]

dm it

[copper hawk]

Absolutely not

[pine steeple]

Thanks I'm unnerved

[paper harness]

please do : )

[placid fiber]

You're welcome, somebody has to do the stuff no one else would

[pine steeple]

You're a hero and a living saint

[placid fiber]

I mean there are snails that are predatory

[hard nexus]

lmfao

troo

[copper hawk]

Velvet worms are actually really cool

[placid fiber]

ikr?

https://tenor.com/view/velvet-worm-hunting-squirt-spray-attack-gif-17120716

[copper hawk]

Iirc they're the only or one of the only animals that have survived from the carbiniferous

[frosty herald]

Always inspect malice maelstrom loadouts

[placid fiber]

Why, are you expecting competence from malice runners?

[pure tree]

There's ammonites tho

[stable cypress]

Yea velvet worms own

[copper hawk]

And they're direct descendants and last extant member of a family I believe dating all the way back to the cambrian

[pure tree]

https://tenor.com/view/nautilus-shell-living-fossil-gif-26622378

[violet hornet]

burgle when I try to get one melee hit in

[vague depot]

Against a group of bulwarks should I throw a stungrenade or use boltpistol

[pure tree]

Or at least nautilus

[copper hawk]

That's a nautilus

They're not ammonites

[pure tree]

Yeah

[copper hawk]

They're a species of mollusk

Ammonites are wayyy different

[flint sable]

https://tenor.com/view/read-gif-15593345

[pure tree]

Nautilus is close enough for my standards

He spin

He fossil

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-nature-squirt-gif-9005496

@hushed knoll Look at this amazing worm! ^

[copper hawk]

Well not rlly

[flint sable]

what about a tubifex worm colony?

[stable cypress]

If we're talking solo then sure throw a stun if you have resources to spare

[copper hawk]

Ammonites are cephalopods

Just an extinct member of them

[violet hornet]

Crinoids, sharks, and horseshoe crabs old AF too

[copper hawk]

Nautilii arent related to ammonites

[violet hornet]

Sharks are older than trees

[pure tree]

But look at him

https://tenor.com/view/nautilus-floating-wistful-ocean-cephalopod-gif-1213098402100048377

[copper hawk]

Otherwise they'd be the last extant member of ammonoidea

Extant species are pretty cool

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-strike-thằn-lằn-đớp-mồi-mmar-gif-11947310

[copper hawk]

Like the north american paddlefish

They cool af

Last member of their family

[copper hawk]

They're so cute,,

They look so ancient but are evolutionarily very young

[placid fiber]

Oh God... All this grub talk made me think of the line in a song "I kissed a girl and I liked it" as "I kissed a grub and I liked it"...

[hard nexus]

force dagger confirmed

[pure tree]

Jurassic Park sucks, I want Cambrian Aquarium

[copper hawk]

Hi anomalocaris

[stable cypress]

I hope psyker gets force knife and its worse than mk6 combat knife

[placid fiber]

gets immediately eaten by a giant centipede

[pure tree]

He under da water

Centipede is not under the water

[copper hawk]

Nope

[flint sable]

I have a ginkgo biloba sapling they were there 245 millions years ago, they are trees before pollination by insects and tree with both sex

[placid fiber]

Fine gets immediately eaten by omegaladon

[copper hawk]

Pawesome

[pure tree]

Thank you 😊

[copper hawk]

Fuck jurassic park

I want carbiniferous nursery

[placid fiber]

Sure thing, bud, I always wanted to get eaten by a gigantic shark...

[copper hawk]

I love ancient plants

[placid fiber]

cough cough

[stable cypress]

cant spell jurassic park without ASS

[pine steeple]

Is that the biggest antlion?

[copper hawk]

I do my best

Lmfao

[pure tree]

https://tenor.com/view/the-endless-halo-infinite-anomalocaris-cambrian-the-harbinger-gif-24828977

[placid fiber]

That's barely bigger than I am tall...

oh wait

I'm 6 foot 2

[drifting wolf]

no, its closer to the velvet worm

[placid fiber]

so that's 74 inches

[placid fiber]

It's shorter than I am tall xD

I'm basically 188cm tall >.>

[flint sable]

https://tenor.com/view/splung-splunginator-the-escape-meme-rollie-pollie-gif-25991144

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stomp-gif-17874349

Followed by this ^

[copper hawk]

Giant underwater pillbug

Reminder that wood lice are crustaceans and not insects

(Rolley polley)

[placid fiber]

You don't just double tap a spider... you triple tap it... then you keep tapping it... until it's a pile of mushed goo...

<.<'

[drifting wolf]

that's an isopod

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/lift-him-isopod-gif-21979617

[copper hawk]

No u pick it upnand take it outside

[placid fiber]

I'm just saying

[copper hawk]

That's what u do w spiders

They wont bite u

[hard nexus]

i love isopods

[drifting wolf]

i dont kill spiders cause they're cool and eat bugs

[hard nexus]

they r so cute

[copper hawk]

Yerp

[placid fiber]

Then it gets back inside

[copper hawk]

Spiders eat the shitty bugs

[stable cypress]

Spiders are cute

[visual stream]

What did the spider even do

[flint sable]

fungi are closer related to crustaceans than plants so crustaceans are fun guys

[copper hawk]

Especially wolf spiders

[pure tree]

Spiders are friends, not food

[placid fiber]

I have arachnophobia... if I see a spider I act very inhospitable to them lol

[copper hawk]

Which ppl seem to always call brown recluses

[stable cypress]

They're brown!!1

[copper hawk]

When brown recluses and wolp spiders look entirely different

[placid fiber]

Brown recluses have the violin on their abdomen

[copper hawk]

From eye alignment, to coloration, to behavior

[placid fiber]

wolf spiders have the big front eyes

[copper hawk]

Brown recluses are thin and brown and a tell-tale eye configuration

[hard nexus]

at first glance it’s easy to
mix them up

[copper hawk]

Noy really

Wolp spiders have lateral bands

[placid fiber]

Wolf spiders are built for hunting based on sight, brown recluses are much smaller than wolf spiders

[copper hawk]

And bands on their legs

ALL wolp spiders

[copper hawk]

Brown recluses do noy

Not*

[placid fiber]

Spiders are awesome

I just have a phobia of them

[pure tree]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-boop-surprised-nope-scared-gif-15496085

[pine steeple]

Every recluse I've seen was a cowardly little guy

[stable cypress]

A lot of people are just shitty and lazy + don't care if there's q difference between the two

[copper hawk]

Brown recluses have a flat coloration

[placid fiber]

No, you get the broom for that fucker

Or a boot

[pure tree]

All I hate about wolf spiders is that they jump

[placid fiber]

I mean all spiders can jump

[paper harness]

teehee spawning box

[pure tree]

Some spiders can jump

[placid fiber]

just varying distances

[flint sable]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-insects-gif-4520288921981856555

[placid fiber]

That's a jumping spider >.>

[pine steeple]

All jumping spiders get the pass

[flint sable]

In my home I have those little guy only

[placid fiber]

Those guys are goated

If you feed them they will remember that

[copper hawk]

Wolf spiders dont jump

They lunge and r fast but dont jump

[placid fiber]

They can jump, though

[flint sable]

It's fun to see them hunt for there food

[placid fiber]

They lunge more than jump, tho

[pure tree]

Good to know then

[copper hawk]

Then that's a jumping spider

Jumping spiders arent all small

JS also have a different eye configuration

[placid fiber]

I've seen non-jumping spiders jump before >.>'

Startled tf out of me tho

[flint sable]

Yes they are very tiny and fast

[hallow summit]

whats the dump stat on chain axes

[placid fiber]

defences

you can dump mobility, but, defences only affects sprint and push costs

[copper hawk]

They can fall w style

[pine steeple]

I don't think I've met a jumping spider that wasn't chill

[hallow summit]

kk thank u def and mob shall be even

[shy kestrel]

Do we know if they'll fix those?

[paper harness]

no

[shy kestrel]

Cause damn I just invested in one.

[placid fiber]

I think it would take a jumping spider to help me get over my phobia of spiders... :/

[pure tree]

I heard that most spiders (at least big ones like tarantulas) can fall like two feet and die

Is there any truth to that?

[copper hawk]

No idea i not spider export

[pure tree]

😔

[placid fiber]

400 rated 3 stamina curios are fake, they are still 2 stamina curios in the field

[shy kestrel]

I realize that

[copper hawk]

I just have a very amateur fascination w spiderz

[flint sable]

Spider in general can wistend fall damage because there organs are surrounded by there "blood" so impacts is less harmfull to them.

[copper hawk]

And bugs n stuff

Plants of all kindz

Im a nature lover

Well, almost all plants

I hate poison oak

[placid fiber]

I am fascinated with spiders despite having a severe phobia of them >.>

[copper hawk]

I used 2 hate them but i habituated myself w spiders

[south grove]

lobotomy tool

[placid fiber]

Just talking about them is making me rock back and forth from anxiety lol

[copper hawk]

I do feel anxious around them if they're on me or i walk into a web unexpectedly

It's natural

[south grove]

was disappointed

no qp cryptids

[copper hawk]

It's an in-built primate evolutionary disposition to not like spiders

[placid fiber]

Same for the fear of falling

[copper hawk]

Then we can talk about somethin else darkpill :3

And fear of snakes

[placid fiber]

Yep

[plucky gate]

i hate spiders

[flint sable]

I hate giant hogweed, 3rd degree burns... no thank you.

[plucky gate]

they tend to make their webs around my head height

[copper hawk]

Primates identify snakelike patterns better than loke everything else

Giant hogweed is invasive in some parts of California

[south grove]

critters are fun

[placid fiber]

I learned that I was not phobic of mice, like my wife is, when one ran in front of me... and I was like "huh, a mouse. eh, whatever"

[plucky gate]

I would prefer to not walk into spider webs

[copper hawk]

Mice are adorabl3

I love them

Even if they surprise me it's always a happy surprise

[flint sable]

I am phobic of bears or tigers

[placid fiber]

I am not afraid of snakes or scorpions... but I know not to fuck with them lol

[copper hawk]

I work w ppl who will scream if they see fucking

Like bees or wasps just buzz by them

[placid fiber]

I do that

[plucky gate]

rats are cute but i still jump instinctively when one scurries by my feet

[copper hawk]

I HATE these kind of people

[placid fiber]

I hate stinging insects

[copper hawk]

Srry Darkpill :p

[placid fiber]

It's because I get startled, and I startle easily

[plucky gate]

A rat snuck into my bedroom once and i tried to chase it out.
It zoomed at me as soon as i got close and I jumped like a cartoon character

[pale spindle]

ew Vet chat in Zealot chat 🤮

[placid fiber]

So about those smyker builds, what's your favorite smyker build?

[pale spindle]

ur mom

[placid fiber]

ur gramma

[pale spindle]

they are both gone 😔

[placid fiber]

All my grandparents are 😦

[south grove]

look at these QP cryptids I spotted today

VoC without duty and honour

x2

recon las targeting carapace

focus target w/o redirect fire

terrifying barrage/stripped down agrip auto

[pine steeple]

This is some shit I'd do

Oh no

[rocky nacelle]

🙏 sorry for ya grand parents are goated

[visual stream]

"Why do people think VoC is strong" ahh

[plucky gate]

How much do you guys main your classes? Do you guys actually just main your classes and play nothing else or do you play a bunch pretty equally?

[plucky gate]

like what are your true level distributions like?

[south grove]

my hours are 4/10 zealot and 6/10 veteran

[visual stream]

I'm like 75% zealot, 15% veteran, and 5% to psyker and ogryn

[paper harness]

zealot is at 1997

[visual stream]

Maybe a lil more vet

[plucky gate]

mine is something like, level 300 psyker/zealot, 200 vet and 100 ogryn

[paper harness]

10x the level on zealot than i have on soyker

[paper harness]

brokie

[south grove]

I'm doing stuff w/ my money

mr spent 26m on tac axe

[plucky gate]

wher diamantine?

[south grove]

lost my reserve on the first day of UnL

[plucky gate]

see it get that low is actually insane to me

i'm too used to not having a use for them for over a year

[south grove]

I put everything into leveling weapons in the first 15 minutes

zero fucking mastery progress from 12k of diamantine

it was a bug

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile I have a fuck ton of diamantine still lol

[paper harness]

double that

[placid fiber]

I don't play as much tho

[south grove]

ohh....

[plucky gate]

damn how many hours is that?

[placid fiber]

did you give weapons of a different type to the weapons?

I figured out pretty quick you need to give weapons of the same type <.<

[plucky gate]

I don't think i've ever actually played with someone over 2k true level in game

[placid fiber]

I screwed around and just had fun too much to have much resources in reserves

[south grove]

no

it was a bug

[placid fiber]

Oof

[south grove]

no matter how much you put in

zero progress

[hard nexus]

samesies

it’s just a bug!!

[placid fiber]

I think I didn't play for the 1st like 18 hours myself

[placid fiber]

Do you startle easily? >.>

[hard nexus]

kinda

[placid fiber]

Imagine jumping every time a fly went by your ear

I startle easily

[south grove]

there's a kid at a summer camp I work in

we had to file an incident report

[placid fiber]

So I am not really yelling out of fear, I am startled cause of a massive buzzing sound suddenly in my ear

[south grove]

bc of how loud he screamed

[plucky gate]

flies going near your ears is just extremely annoying

[south grove]

we geuninely thought someone died

but no

[placid fiber]

the buzzing sound can startle me sometimes

[south grove]

this kid found a spider on top of his tent

not even in his tent

dude freaked everyone out for a spider

[placid fiber]

Being extremely paranoid does not help you get startled less lol

especially when you can't see what went by your ear with a loud sound suddenly

[rocky nacelle]

“I almost fell out of my chair”

[plucky gate]

I don't think i've genuinely screamed from fear. I'm just very quiet when i'm startled or scared

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/ksganti-jumpscare-gif-18209355

[placid fiber]

I can let out a sort of yelp when I get startled

.<'

[rocky nacelle]

gets scared locks in

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/gngirl-gif-26484602

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-locked-in-monkey-face-gif-14625756494248886007

[plucky gate]

rat sprinting towards my toes made me jump like a loony toons character but I dont think i actually made a sound

[rocky nacelle]

good reaction time

[placid fiber]

That's a good reason to jump like that lol

You don't know if it has rabies or not

[rocky nacelle]

Shoulda just vermintided him

[plucky gate]

i was trying to guide it out of my room with a broom and it just ignored the broom and just fucking ran towards me

[hard nexus]

ok

listen

[plucky gate]

i was not ready

[rocky nacelle]

erm IN MY DEFENSE

🤓

[placid fiber]

True I do have a fake sword that I can use to smash in someone's head, with the crossguard

[rocky nacelle]

heard it all b4 noob

💅🏽

[pine steeple]

Instant grounds for eradication

[placid fiber]

The crossguard is like solid metal lol

[pine steeple]

Is there a better noise for knife zealots than the Donnie Thornberry sounds?

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/nigel-thornberry-kid-gif-18794071

Me throwing a tknife at the sniper

[placid fiber]

This is what I have lol

wrapped up since the blade is absolute trash

If you hit someone with that crossguard you could do some damage, tho >.>

[jagged cradle]

Smyker is calling my name I must resist the urge to go brain dead

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-dewit-gif-11426456

[rocky nacelle]

you wont be a zealot chat member after you convert

just letting you know

[visual stream]

You may also feel uncontrollable urges to say that zealot chat has bad takes and are a bunch of meta meanies

[rocky nacelle]

wrong word honduras

"elitists"

[visual stream]

TRUE

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-megatronus-orion-pax-d-16-gif-1212958912190315010

[pine steeple]

Is it really elitism if you're the best at everything all the time?

[rocky nacelle]

🤫

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hard nexus]

is it really elitism if i literally am better

[rocky nacelle]

(we are not the best in damage because vet and scriers exist)

also macro surge

but yes

[hard nexus]

a question i ask every time someone argues with me in zealot or psyker chat

[rocky nacelle]

i thought dorn was afk

weird

[hard nexus]

LOL

[paper harness]

i am not afk

[rocky nacelle]

you are a stupid bastard

r / whoosh

[hard nexus]

just seeing people argue with me and say that something is bad

when i am better than them

[placid fiber]

I caught Meow!

[hard nexus]

and know better than them

[stone fern]

wow

[hard nexus]

just

anger.

[stone fern]

finally wiped on a hab dreyko

[hard nexus]

mk13g chainsword is OP

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/young-thug-relax-gif-13916361

check your ego

pls girl

[hard nexus]

my ego is fine

[rocky nacelle]

its not

[hard nexus]

other people are stupid

[placid fiber]

Clad just doesn't understand simple weapons

[rocky nacelle]

"I KNOW I AM BETTER THAN THEM"

GRRRRRR

actual dornism

pls

repent

[hard nexus]

ok

but

[rocky nacelle]

this is true but "I am better than them" is not a valid argument

[hard nexus]

you know the feeling

[rocky nacelle]

yes but I dont stoop that low

[hard nexus]

i know it’s not

[rocky nacelle]

and say im better so i dont care

you dont either

[hard nexus]

i don’t say i’m better as an argument

but

[rocky nacelle]

but you know what point im trying to get across

[hard nexus]

it’s just in the back of my head

yea

[stone fern]

can someone tell me what i did wrong here? was it the sprinting?

[rocky nacelle]

alright as long as you know where im comin from

[pine steeple]

I say I'm better to end the argument

[placid fiber]

Easy win

idk why I find this so fun lol

[delicate shadow]

honestly I think everyone is entitled to be egotistical as they like so long as they recognise I'M actually the best

[faint cape]

distance is the only thing that matters with dh

[rocky nacelle]

the first step is acceptance the 2nd step is never letting it come out

unlike *orn

[stone fern]

thats not true

[hard nexus]

nah im sry better because i said so and u aren’t allowed to argue

[paper harness]

never be the closest

[hard nexus]

true!

[placid fiber]

Sweet, I caught Dorn!

[rocky nacelle]

I had to deal with ego problems a few years back

when I first got into FGs

shocker I know

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fire-fuck-shit-burn-gif-21428776

[stone fern]

smh i was practically hugging that wall

[placid fiber]

Did you catch dorn? :3

[rocky nacelle]

this guys animations are so peak

its not even funny

[hard nexus]

i used to have really bad anger issues

i played ds3

fixed my anger issues

lmfao

[rocky nacelle]

that

feels like it would worsen it imo

LMFAO

[placid fiber]

dueling sword 3...?

[rocky nacelle]

souls game moment

[placid fiber]

(i know it's dark souls 3)

[delicate shadow]

I did not "catch" "dorn"

I try to keep up to date on vaccines

[rocky nacelle]

you went the bright and sunny path and dawn priest went the dark evil castle path

[placid fiber]

Here, have a paradise to go

[hard nexus]

i think i was just too stubborn and i just pushed through it until i best ds3 like 10 times and 100%d it

[hard nexus]

LMFAO

TRUE!!!’

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/joel-haver-gif-20462789

[placid fiber]

It really almost feels like I'm playing pokemon go with the zealot chatters

[rocky nacelle]

using dark souls for self improvement or using dark souls to become a worse angrier person

choose your path western man

[plucky gate]

Sometimes it doesn't even matter if you're the closest.
Sometimes you just get punished for merely existing
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046914150363844779/1168461977400647711/wtf_daemonhost.mp4?ex=672a7bc4&is=67292a44&hm=772ef4fdb275f4c49193b5151256f62e4654d16cd6c157f4afc04e8d24aefae6&

[placid fiber]

simply use the mk4 dueling sword and solo the mf

[rocky nacelle]

shoutouts to the oggy

named Brug

[hard nexus]

the purple thing on the right is a bow

[placid fiber]

I choose the right path

[rocky nacelle]

the sign in the middle should say video games

[stone fern]

HUH

[plucky gate]

i dont know either

[stone fern]

why didnt it go for the ogryn

[south grove]

Who was dawn priest again

I forgot

[plucky gate]

the ogryn walked up, farted on it and started blasting
psyker racism was still stronger

[placid fiber]

That daemonhost must've been a zealot, in their past life

[stone fern]

well clearly not the one that went for me

[rocky nacelle]

before your time noob

so nosey

[placid fiber]

I honestly don't know why I find this so entertaining

[rocky nacelle]

i told u before

adhtism

[placid fiber]

tru

[placid fiber]

again: right path, smh my head

[south grove]

no they where here before

I saw them a couple of times

[hard nexus]

ur right hold on

[south grove]

I just don't remember

[rocky nacelle]

ruined

the editing rot got to her

(more is not better in every case)

[rocky nacelle]

is good

but what if I fixed my anger issues and am still filled with hate

[placid fiber]

Exactly, that's why I chose to double down on the filled with hate

[desert fractal]

hallo

[drifting wolf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1110482569910308935/1264448028392030299/caption.gif

[desert fractal]

hope yall are doin good

[rocky nacelle]

hope ur having a good 1 as well big man

[rocky nacelle]

me

[placid fiber]

You here for the maggot and spider soup?

[desert fractal]

always, my favorite food sah

[placid fiber]

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

https://tenor.com/view/goon-like-a-god-add-gif-14699298137755508574

[opal star]

main issue was the DH being awoken since its detection radius is bigger than when it's sleeping

[stone fern]

i thought sprinting/gun lights also mattered

[opal star]

I don't know if sprinting pisses it off faster

flashlights do matter

it was also already being aggravated by the guy ahead of you so you probably were the straw that broke the camel's back

[placid fiber]

sprinting does trigger it more

or at least from a further distance

[frosty herald]

a uhh

erm

smyker outdamaged a ds4 vet

[placid fiber]

[undone flame]

you need to sort out your deep seeded self hate i guess

[rocky nacelle]

who said its self hate

[undone flame]

anger issues manifest in outbursts typically at others.
fixing them would mean you would have to stop the outburst somehow.
so either you are filled with self deprcation or you listen to linkin park and brood in your room afterschool

[hard nexus]

huh

[rocky nacelle]

imagine trying to be a therapist or psychologist on dick sword

lmfao

[undone flame]

what the fuck is a dick sword.
also that wasn't psychology that was a basic line of logic.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-gif-21672467

[rocky nacelle]

basic line of logic "you listen to linkin park after school"

[ornate bone]

wait so listening to In The End by Linkin Park 2000 times a day is actually healthy???

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think you sound as smart as you might think

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/loggin-off-discord-gif-22208512

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-you-dont-know-what-youre-talking-about-chigurh-what-are-you-talking-about-gif-22463397

[undone flame]

geniune brain damage.

[ornate bone]

I'm the healthiest person here!

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/chester-bennington-mike-shinoda-nine-inch-nails-nitzer-ebb-depeche-mode-gif-16516753

i would listen to peak too goddamn

[rocky nacelle]

whoa bro relax with the outburst at me

you should listen to some linkin park in your room after school

[ornate bone]

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[rocky nacelle]

sort out that inner hatred