#zealot-class
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someone who talks about smelling like shit all the time
penis worms!
yall can’t handle my swag
smell*
no no no you dont get it para
Idk man I've met some straight 10/10 in the looks department women that smelled like straight up dookie water.
That's a weird way to describe the thing I throw rocks at for fun
you will be found in a garbage
2 days from now
Actually stop talking
this is why you smoke
so you lose your sense of smell
SHUT UP
This is why I throw rocks at you kez
im having a good time
No.
i cant smell any of you
you summoned me here
I hate smoking.

i was gaming
you dont lose sense of smell from smoking unless clad just wants people to smell like dog shit cigarettes all the time
I hate vaping, too.
you are all smelless
The only thing that I've ever considered doing is proper fuckin pipe tobacco.
But I'm not classy enough for that.
Nor am I old enough.
i smoke heated cigs they dont have a lingering odor
That's like 50yr old man territory.
smokers are only fit to fulfil a fantasy i have that will not be mentioned in public (who are we kidding i have probably said worse)
beyond that y'all STINKKKKKKKKKKK
these people in my computer say some weird things
I dont.
you do
I smell like charcoal, always.
everyone does
Charcoal smells good.
my poor asthma ridden frame cant deal with your kind
I don't like the frens talking in my puter anymore
I'll turn it off so they don't exist anymore
YOU SAID THE WORSE ONE HERE SO FAR
no no no
same
beloved says they are wilding
so to speak
As an example clad I don’t condone of that shit at all
this is probably the most unhinged ive been here
hey guies heres this THING i really hate you shouldnt talk about or do or mention
but im not taking it back
DO NOT TALK ABOUT THIS >>>>>>
ill follow him
but you cant follow me tho
Jesus
a a a a i follow
so follow him all you want
I FOLLOW YOU DEEP SEA BABY
I know a server you're not in tho

this may have happened
Multiple times
Join the choir, fellow believer!
just spam them
and eventually you win
Truly peace of mind not sharing many servers with people in here
kez what if i like
beat your ass
just like dad used to make
@stone fern also you’re an inferior shark 🖕
mad cuz bad
baby shark dodododo...
Literally inferior
Die
pulled this up as I read this lol
vres shark is the best shark ever
do you realize
LOVE PUPPY SHARK
beating bl2
rn
unlike you broke asses
unofficial mascot of kezcord
Puppy shark ?
real
That’s cursed…
That’s normal
ngl I'd have to do a few double takes upon seeing that...
Wdym
Erm uhm I don’t remember asking you
Not by a long shot
There are mice with legs like that
Nope not real
Jerboa
Your alzheimers is acting up
I’m not old!!!!
Jerboas are a psyop made by the government to make you think they are real
@spare talon what should i eat
My bones may creak and my eyes heavy but I’m only 18!!
its over for you
Cyanide
behold: the grasshopper mouse
No no no I’m fine
too many gif thieving conniving bastards in here......
💢
Fucking kill them all
me with ur gifs
That's cause you have the best gifs
if you steal my gifs you legally become a boykisser and must kiss lots of boys or explode
Ok fine
Eat the entire country of Spain instead
(one person here has already done this)
this is so sad im going to split my personality into 7 people now and run an assassination agency
🚬
So what happens when broly becomes super saiyan blue?
solos black frieza
wouldn't he be stronger than what's his face from the tournament? jiren or w/e?
cole suggestions are TERRIBLE!!!!
black frieza and LSSJ broly shit on jiren
me thinks
(no brainer on black frieza)
Kinda thought so lol
jiren was only a little bit stronger than goku blue
maybe 100% jiren could tango with LSSJ for a while
he just had insane ki control
whats with dragon ball making black a power level
black frieza would shit on the entire top
not even needed
SSJ DBS broly
Don’t mess with dragon ball fans they don’t watch the show
All I know about broly is that he's like... 50x the power of goku in goku's base form >.>
good its terrible
(since SSJ broly was fighting blue/god forms)
LSSJ is bitch smacking jiren though lmfao
I think Vegeta said he’s as powerful as Jiren
vegeta has said many things in his life
Also never trained don’t forget about that
broly was beating base gogeta's ass
Imagine how fucked Broly would be
Vegeta also talks smack as he’s getting whooped
Vegeta’s good at gauging people’s strengths
Strength wise with training
but overestimates himself
True
og broly had a 5k power level at birth
honestly ultra ego should have been in TOP
vegeta's ego ^
nah
No, they're awesomesauce
You just don't get it
Get Mollywhopped and then drop a fucking nuke on them
I dont see ultra ego coming out in ToP
vegeta had to personally be "trained" by beerus to even tap into that destructive energy he innately had
You imbecile!
im get chinese food fuck you!!!!
vegeta needed the character development for ego
i cant eat spain
Eh I kinda prefer it over SSB2
that will put me in pain
lmfao
i get it
I mean vegeta's ego was so big that he got his ass whooped by kid buu twice and still got up for more >.>
dark blue is goated
but its barely a real form
also ego is essentially fully controlled majin
I can do that for you :3
It come with egg roll
honestly yea
eh wh
I was getting big majin vegeta vibes from ultra ego
I think they also beef up the same
its the same thing
yeah that’s the whole problem, looks cool as fuck but is more useless than fucking chiaotzu
getting a massive power boost derived from pure instinct
wipes out GoD Toppo (that didnt even happen in the manga)
hmm
🤔
the manga is better to follow for super since it fixes some inconsistencies
*alot of inconsistencies
ive had a blast catching up with the super manga
its like a whole different experience from the anime its pretty sick
goku black being immortal too is a good one
trunks no joke fucked up his whole timeline by cutting zamasu and black in half
Honestly if I was toriyama I would have just not have made infinite zamasu
if he had done it diagonally it wouldve been done
on namek or after cell?
the sparking episodes hurt me so much
he did it straight down the middle?
zamasu and black were starting to seperate from being fused zamasu
I can't remember everything I've seen from the anime
Is Goku a terrible father though
That’s the real question
:3
no
No
and trunks the dickhead cut them in half and that spawned like 100 fused zamasus
Maybe you aren’t so bad after all
@sullen forge HITLER IS DEAD
He’s a good father but makes mistakes
"He's reading her like a book" (Pfft... as if goku could read a book)
I don’t even know what recon is
I just play zombies lmao
you respawn and have wall hacks for 6 seconds
in multiplayer
with all blue perks
why is that a thing
goku legit broke the rules of heaven to save gohan
YUCKY!
i saw the skill based damage system
its full on
like bro
you can magdump and it still doesnt kill
visualised dragon ball fans trying to explain the shite lore
He the true homie
like if it blipped you as an outline through the wall on spawn sure thats ok but 6 seconds of fucking wall hacks for respawning
what
shush shush
erm not canon movie nerd
we have daima too to rework some super stuff
whats the 60 stat i want on hammer?
daima make bojack and janemba canon
defences
defence
praying
thought so
goku when i infect him with my collection of rare, incurable diseases
Is it just me or does anime like making non-canon movies?
yes
goku vs E.coli
theyre sucking up life energy from demons in daima ep4
we might see janemba return as a villain
I think Bojack’s race was canonized in super tbh
winner: E.coli, on the science exam
hopefully daima explains where goku got the heart virus from
my collection
he watched a skibidi video
no the heethers are not bojack's race
dont get yam started on this
we already had this discussion
about 2 weeks ago
lmfao
I meant to say “canonized” not cqnonized sorry
I'm so incoherent rn
since they take alot from bojack i mean
see carmine gets it yam
the appearances are too similar imo
i want to see more of the heeters' race
the heethers took inspiration from bojack's design but bojack is non canon and too old
and more demon realm explanation
its also shite
and you didnt need to write a book to say that
only problem is maniac damage
You're doing your schizo best
I didn't write a book
it took me 3 edits
to write it properly
i could write a book in 2 edits!!!
the headhunters have always had poor maniac damage, as far as I can remember
daima had no reason to give her the gazongas
games?
what is your damage taken kez?
just so i know what to work towards, what perks for thundy?
Shoo, no games here. Just anime talk
infantry autogun is just a better headhunter tbh
noob
you get 2 crits back to back
you need to go to bed lil vro
w/ the columnus interaction
am i the only person here who still plays DT?
how illiterate has society become where a handful of sentences are considered a book lmfao
why would they add damage to the game if you werent meant to take it
think about it
60 defences, flak cara, crucis, slaughterer/HT, thrust/slaughterer, or thrust/HT
and with multiple salvo you can hit almost 70% of a mag is crits
I'm feeling gamed out and like crap and have rogue legacy 2 waiting for me when I want to game again x.x
kez ran a double barrel without weapon specialist
today i learned tintin is the defender of the worst guns to ever grace the game
he's missing a lot more brain matter than me
thats just the internet
no one trying to read all that
autopistol
autopistol exists
funny
^
What’s he defending…?
martyrdom crusher build but im running fire nades what can i use the last point on
Autopistol is the worst gun in existence currently
vigilant autogun
got hooked on remnant 2 last week 😔
headhunter autogun requires a rework however it isn't bad at all
been seeing clips of people use it for huge dmg, both with hoard clear and bosses. just destroys
not reading that essay
there was no trying to read it, it took way less than a minute to read it
What about them
better range, better ammo efficiency, better flak damage than the autopistol
I mean…
he calls it bad
your tiktok videos take longer to read than that text
erm old man get with the time
he thinks it's the worst range option
you're several years older than me
maybe even half a decade
its fine everyone i work with still thinks im a high school apprentice
we stay winning
vraks IA makes anything look weak
prime twink genes
desperation
I caught the ultimate life form!
kez thinks inf las is better than HHA
isnt that kind of a miserable talent
it just is
better sight
more useful
no
I can tell he’s using it incorrectly
not on crusher at all
alot more ammo
crusher PA is goated
inf las has 2 marks that requires reworks
and desperation is technically just free dmg for running around
ye the other two are shit
in a vaccum
headhunter just needs its maniac damage fix
but the 9 formelly the 12
you have a good point
Mfw the HHA of every mark has made me top score damage wise lmao
Its gonna be such a hard wait for wilds
They’re good
i hate using inf las for reasons besides numbers so i dont really have anything to say 
You’re probably just using them wrong
Atleast majima gaiden releases the week before it
Today
is a day
uh oh
of the week
HHA should be at the top of the list if it has a decent maniac damage
So unless you wanna miss out on a felyne plushie your boned
in which I caught Yam
guns with no sights in darktide just kind of suck ass as well
Im touching you
i dont remember it being as bad as the helbore though
it has sights
guns have sights kez
ironsights come free with your headhunter auto dipshit
IRON SIGHTS ARE TERRIBLE IN DARKTIDE
me when I can't aim without a reflex sight
ESPECIALLY ON THE GUN TRYING TO BE A SNIPER
Uhuh
uhhh
You not adjust to the pattern
tag, ur it
im actually pretty good at that
Practice it’s recoil pattern :)))
I think kez needs V.A.T.S to function
Yes, for this many hours
you need a wheelchair to function
I have legs
I don't have my hippocampus
3 crushers at your door at 3am
I don't have my pancreas either
crushers are one of the easiest enemies to deal with
close the front door, everyone knows doors are the biggest enemy in gaming
what is bro scared about
no i meant irl
this is said by the resident pancake
crushers when I move backward (they can no longer hit me)
in this chat
It ends when they fix the polygon bug and terrible optimization
very ironic
So guys what do you know about asmr
dont ask me to duo if you cant even dodge snipers
you're too mean to me
I dont need someone getting 1 shotted by something other than crushers
Its not healthy to eat either
I won't ask
boyfriend asmr videos make a killing on youtube
thats not a gun in the game
I wouldn't ask you to do a duo unless I wasn't rusty anymore tbh lol
I’m not calling it the Vigilant
I agree
how ass is fortitude in fellowship
:3
I prefer the motherly one personally
its loner but actually works
It's discount better loner
COLE
I need to test it out on my crusher setup
says the guy who begged to play with us for a full night
@mighty root
oh btw if im damage maxxing wouldnt disdain give me 5% more damage if i have max stacks
What happened??
or is it not worth it since it only applies on the next hit
disdain is worthless because its every 2nd hit
you're the package deal
desperation better
got it thanks
not worth it
👍
I want the console not the controller
the bag of salad you get with take out food that goes in the trash
thats me
he called my favourite gun bad :(
wawawa
But it objectively is
it isn't
If 15 vegans are eating a salad, on a pork and beans tuesday afternoon... and there are 15 light bulbs... how many jellyfish does it take to fill up the sun?
what is it
Just take it with stride and be good with it
They’re slandering the HHA which is unacceptable
@spare talon is the HHA a shite gun
He's not my bf
He's my worst nightmare
say yes so tintins role model ruins his life
There's no gun in the game called that
see thats what i said
HHA is not bad, I do agree it needs a rework
I’m not calling it that
Vigil lant
Anyways Agri 9 is good
It's kind of suffering from the enemies being more tanky isn't it lol
Cope if you’re shit with it
like the autopistol
I'm also not calling it that
But I just wanted to make tintin mad
is that an undertale reference.................
"its not bad" id just take any gun over it in every situation
powercrept
Also calling it a viag is funny
autopistol
all you need is a r and an a to make it something for old people
it gets bad when cole starts ratioing me about skill...
vagina infantry auto gun
see you have that one cause the last time i played with you i did use a autopistol and cole told me not to cause its terrible
and it was
but like
I’d use the auto pistol over it
autopistol
do you want a medal
Honestly I use the autopistol, but, for toughness recovery and trapper ttk mostly... so I feel that >.>
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enjoy this brain rot
what that
No im not
viagra
I’m going to hate it
columnus III consistently outperforms Ia inf las when someone can aim without an ironsight
Why
Skibidi toilet fan
I've never heard of that
im not meow
maybe ill give the gun another try just for you i have a perfect rolled one
Wait excuse me
ok dorn of black ops 6 zombies
I can tell from the picture it's brainrot lol
@hard nexus you fw skibidi toilet
crit 2 out of the 3 burst shot
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it's 3 different hits per shot so you get to crit 2/3 per shot
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
This looks less brainrot than the other one lol
What’s your guys favorite off meta gun
that's a lot more crits than 1 hit innit
Not you tintin I don’t care
visually it is worst
thumbnail wise it is not
:3 :3
The 3 burst has a crit chain of 3
yes yes
You said 2
idk if its classed as off meta rn but i use infantry lasguns alot i dont see them used much in auric maelstrom outside of me using it
I'm looking for brain matter to scoop back rn
only people who are 6'0 and above 100 lbs can comment
everyone moved on to bigger guns
I cannot explain myself
being 5'3 is the realest height ever ill have you know
are you twelve
Everyone moved to the more meta guns
Well... i'm 6'2 and 190 pounds >.>
Meeee
oh is that marty tard back (the shitter that auto leaves when they see marty+ wounds)
there are still at least .8 grams of caffiene in my bloodstream
im surprised they're still around
I’m only 5’8 148
idk being tall seems boring
he blocked me lol
i cant climb shelves in super markets to get things i cant reach
Like a monkey
rent free
Have you two both considered making up and settling down
no 
yep hate tards
I heard the church is open next sunday

you two can still hit that marriage reservation rn
I think me personally I love the mk2 laz pistol or agripinaa revo
they're both good
mk X laspistol is what needs love rn
you have an autistic man as a pfp
lasgun peak
Fuck even started hatred
I LOVE LAS WEAPONS
me when agri revo 1 shots bulwarks/reapers and 2 taps maulers/crushers
need a hotshot lasgun or longlas tbh
Good yes but not used whole not
play helbore w/ me
Yes but I like the kick of a ballistic weapon
I’ll do it !
I see them around a lot
they only pop up at certain hours tho
i wish i could get even faster charge time on the helbores
Who are you??
thats dale
mk II onslaught (weight of fire now I think) is more than enough
Why is tknife so much easier to aim than hlasp or helbore
you can boost it even more w/ range specialist activation
Why did you delete the message it was only alittle cringe
i was thinking of trying to make a silly build with executioners stance again
not used it since skill trees came out
KEZ CHANGING BUILDS
:3
Freak
I DON'T HATE YOU ANYMORE
;
He's gonna do db exe stance focus target to spite you
I saw it dw
What perks do you run on the lasgun
that.. ain't bad?

Db without ws
probably the last time I'm gonna be able to do this
as long as it's not marksman's focus
Now that's what he'll do
Crabwalk too
Dual Boltguns would be pretty based tbh
I use stealth with it but maybe heavy laspistol with marksman's focus and ghost blessing
lowers hand Oh...
That's really fun to click heads with
that's a good way to dislocate your arms
tfw double grim run with a vet with 180hp
poor guy
I do it w/ 158 hp
I'm fine
I can live w/ it
Yeah bro that’s the best part, direct damage to health when used
oh and make sure you only use wound curios
so true
Give it a few weeks
unironic
hopefully they're not here by then saves everyone else the IQ
I think you owe like
most of the times I don't need two wounds
20 dollars
especially w/ voc iron will
3 doubloons
with 0 gunner or sniper resist
aaaaaaaaaaand coal board
and confirmed kill
time to kms
why clad?
no gaems possible
aww
all missions suck or i just played them
hmph
so free
ill stay here just for you babes @rocky nacelle

what about your mk 13g chainsword mastery?
if only they'd add lights out onto this
Is their a speical thing for doing missions on malestrom?
Grabbed by a mutant once and the conga line of bursters jump on you
i maxxed everything 2 days after crafting update
The below heraldry
ASS
I want to see you solo damnation with it
the auric storm survivor title yes
not gonna happen
Darktide is the only game I can manage to get ass in
also called ASS
It’s very nice
its A.S.S.
I only wear it when wearing cole's skin
I mean.
When you are looking at missions on the board you see under them a marker of highest difficulty you completed it on
otherwise I'm only going with reject icon and nothing more
says the person who can't use the heavy sword mk9
Hi adam
Uncle Ted
I wear it because I got annoyed with difficulty 4 players starting sentences without “thank you” when addressing me
they still don't
@placid fiber
They usually do if they have the scoreboard mod tbh
what?
nothing
WRONG
normal cooler or when he was a robot
WRONG
marty zealot detected
YOU'RE WRONG IM COOLER
You know you shouldn't breathe in the gas right?
I don't use martydom
Next time I clutch and no one says anything or thanks me I'm just gonna DC before rezzing
I mean is there an issue with Martyr lmao
not even close
flam refuses to play w/ martydom players
wrong beard
idc
wrong nose, face
I have more bling
crop fail
i have rags
I'm drippy asf
all my money i redonate to the church
You usually only have 2 in a dp
I own the Marlinspike Hall
Baby shit I’d rather play with Martyrs over Staff Macro users lmao
We are NOT the same
yea that's my point too
why would i be in a team with someone who is going to go down
martyrdom isn't supposed to go down
That’s bad martyrs
it's supposed to be health damage
Oh yeah the lmb spammers
They get low they get stronger
and yet they do lol
Oh also: You missed the headshot again >.>
super bash mother melee
It’s like loner knife zealots
What do you expect caters towards a large audience
he has no elo
thanks.... I didnt notice
Not many actually do it correctly
Your problem is with bad teammates, who will be full dead very quickly rather than going down with marty
skill based match making put them into it
With marty equipped it is still the better case scenario 
id pick not you over you
Did you try doing what I did in the meat grinder for 15 minutes as a warm up like you probably should have?
instead of eating shit constantly in a mission?
glad you have bad taste in men
L + oomfless
did you not know
No, coke is coco-cola
no
or cocaine
excuse the rashad user for having holes in his brain
typical disease
you spent all this time call me a noob afte ryou died twice in heresy
😭
LOL
im gonna kill myself then im gonna kill you
Apparently my brain was strong enough to resist the holes, from the time I was using the rashad lol
dorn died on sedition and you still glaze him
:3
Actually I’m curious now what is the optimal set up for the auto pistol
when have i ever glazed dorn
A different weapon
?
I did that too
you should try it irl next
I relate to it
I mean... I've done it a few times >.>
obviously you arent very good at it
(never used autopistol)
ily too para
You kinda have to as a level 1 zealot >.>
No no hear me out
as long as you dont turn into another nade situation
then I will actually not speak to you
still some hope for the noob
since the starting weapons are the rashad and autopistol for a level 1 zealot
I won't methinks
i like the heavy las pistol, it's pretty goated
Sweet! I caught some cocaine!
Love staring at the 12 gunners and 40 ranged trash and eating every bullet because I have ghost
It’s usable with onslaught !!
exactly. it's so easy to get accurate shots in all conditions with the las pistol so it can be very safe
yea
Is it, tho?
She’s fucks with skibidi toilet heavy
i haven’t watched it since
I mean yeah?
Same
on vet?
I mean you can use it... it's just every other ranged option is better x.x
PRESERVE THE EARTH AND KEEP IT CLEAN NO MORE NOTES SERENE
oh it's fine
Missinf out tbhing
Yup
Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
vet can make any weapons useful w/ the right talents
truly fatshark's favourite child
^
🗣️
and mine too 
Truly love being a vet main
So I’ll make the auto pistol usable
Muh gourdsmne 
Tell me how vet makes thammer useful
It just does okay
by being Vet
Weapon specialist
^
half the gooner men in this server
Chat is chaxe done being meta yet
I wanna play something else like knife or DS but they're unusable in comparison
igma
I block people who annoy me it’s that easy bro 🚬
use mk13g chainsword
I know how! the one talent that gives 20% weakspot power on career skill use for 5s!
Then stop comparing and just use them
lich voice is god tier
fall.
They are useless though
(its ron perlman)
Obviously
🐐
I haven't touched zarona in like half a year, just pick shit that isn't boring
Ron is the goat
Nvm too much work
yessiree
need help?
With what?
kid gogeta > gotenks
what you gave up on
Do NOT let diddy near daima
which I'm assuming is a vet build
I gave up on the auto pistol
Too lazy tbh
Absolutely love this scene from season 6, episode 2: "escape from the citadel" with Ron Perlman voice acting as The Lich.
and stagger tool
fall
I know
finish the boys then
No im playing dt
The fusion bug is also an explenation for kibito-shin in super at the start
Does lethal prox make that big of a difference with krak grenades
25% is still 25%
but it's still tiny
Alright thanks
Might net you an extra kill or maybe two when crushers or maulers are packed really tightly but methinks not very impactful
it's a tiny radius
The amount of times kraks will be useful with LP is next to Null
Kraks in sm2 hurt so much
So just use it with shredders
I didn't say to use it