zealot-class

[sullen forge]

I should probably throw an Evis build together when I’m home

[stone fern]

that was clearly a joke

[hard nexus]

for mk15, take elites, and either flak or unyielding (unyielding will help with bosskill) with rampage and either shred or bloodthirsty

[stone fern]

anyone power matrix?

[stone fern]

yeah thats true

[hard nexus]

unyielding does not help with reaper or bulwark breakpoints, only for bosses

[placid fiber]

cough cause u suck at using em

[hard nexus]

i can just give u one

[stone fern]

i had team wipes on all of those games

[hard nexus]

skill issue

[honest burrow]

since I'm using boltgun with it I should then use elite/flak or what gun would you pair it with?

[hard nexus]

chainsword is OP

lol

[placid fiber]

I think my win rate was at least 50%, and I was using it on my Vet lol

[stone fern]

i was the last man standing and i couldnt clutch for shit with it

SO

power matrix anyone?

[placid fiber]

I mean... it requires you to use your brain lol

[stone fern]

🙄

[hard nexus]

bolter is fine

the reason i say elites, is because you're running martyrdom, so with a few stacks, youll one shot a crusher on a crit rev

carapace will make it require less stacks of marty though

[placid fiber]

Chainsword just doesn't insta melch all the shit you want it to

[hard nexus]

at actually does lol

[placid fiber]

I know, lol

[hard nexus]

clad just either doesnt know how to use it or has bad builds

[placid fiber]

Chainsword is goated

[sullen forge]

I think it’s the latter

[placid fiber]

I think it's a bit of both

[sullen forge]

Cause like how do you make the 13g bad

[hard nexus]

the 13g is OP as shit

like

geniunely

[placid fiber]

light spam hordes on the 13g right?

and heavy rev for elites?

[sullen forge]

It’s alright-good on Vet if you don’t have something good for horde clear and want a neutral option

But it’s fucked on Zealot

[placid fiber]

I mean... even the mk4 chainsword was pretty fucked on Vet lol

I knew what I was doing, with it, tho lol

[fleet zealot]

i just don't like 13g

[fleet zealot]

basically yea, it just does the base chaff well

and that's it

[acoustic dune]

omg i thought bandit has like a ferret car as a pfp

kirby car style

[hard nexus]

there is a non crit crusher one shot breakpoint you can reach with the mk15 evis

i am...

testing

[fleet zealot]

oops

wrong extension

[placid fiber]

lol

[sullen forge]

jfif files my behated

[fleet zealot]

yep

[sullen forge]

It looks so squished

[fleet zealot]

ferrets are all fur so if you brush it flat and down they look scuffed asf

[placid fiber]

this is the extension for this lol

[fleet zealot]

don't worry about it

that's just discord

[placid fiber]

i love the "png?" part lol

I think I got myself addicted to pizza hut melts >.>

[fleet zealot]

maybe my pizza hut has been bad

(it has) but the melts dissapointed me

[placid fiber]

Pizza hut can be pretty mid, sometimes

[fleet zealot]

makes me miss for their calzones

[placid fiber]

when they hit it, tho... it's great

[fleet zealot]

i think papa johns melts

are better

7$ 3 toppings and a dipping cup

[placid fiber]

Yeah I had to order the buffalo chicken melt without the onions

[fleet zealot]

but pizza hut just sucks

ass

i keep trying it

[fleet zealot]

and keep getting dissapointed

[acoustic dune]

WHAT WILL YOU DO NOW

[placid fiber]

I'm trying the chicken parmesian one today

[fleet zealot]

aerodynamic

[acoustic dune]

it come at you at like

5km

per hour

[placid fiber]

So far I've found the pepperoni and buffalo chicken(without onions) to be the better of the 3 that I've tried so far

[honest burrow]

what blessings do I want on boltgun if I primarily use it for carapace and unyielding?

[fleet zealot]

papa johns has better stuffed crust, little caesars has better stuff crust and better value, and dominos might have a bad overly sweet tomato sauce but their pasta and alfredo sauce is the bestest

[placid fiber]

isn't it shattering impact and puncture/pinning fire?

for the bolter

against unyielding and carapace

[hard nexus]

found !

[acoustic dune]

pizza fast food moment

just support your local fast food

[placid fiber]

I don't have a papa johns or little caesars in the town I live in...

[fleet zealot]

we got a jet's pizza opened near us

[fleet zealot]

we have one and it's topz

[hard nexus]

with opportunist, greivous wounds, flak elites, desperation (or sustained assault stacked), max IJ stacks, and duelist

[acoustic dune]

mine is what ever is close and cheap

[hard nexus]

you will one shot a crusher to the head

[acoustic dune]

when i actually eat smth

[placid fiber]

that is extremely specific lol

[acoustic dune]

oh btw bandit

have you check the livestream i sent ya?

the ferret 24/7 live stream

[fleet zealot]

i was watching it before you linked it to me

[hard nexus]

actually you dont need duelist to reach it

[fleet zealot]

i just didn't want to hurt your feelings

[acoustic dune]

you hurt me more by not telling me

[hard nexus]

honestly, its not that hard to reach in game

opportunist could easily replace shred on the mk15

[acoustic dune]

i will now go

[hard nexus]

you wouldnt lose much

[sullen forge]

Ferret 24/7 livestream

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-gif-2536253093151310674

[sullen forge]

That’s a thing

[placid fiber]

true lol

[sullen forge]

Boiled

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

lol

[acoustic dune]

its a rescue center

[fleet zealot]

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/404soob-pepe-pp-gif-21552696

[sullen forge]

Doohickey on my screen

[placid fiber]

Why are we turning ferrets into software?!

[acoustic dune]

because it run on piratesoftware

income

[hard nexus]

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/j0JpXLtKJOqFV67t7?invite=cr-MSxNMlosMjA0ODY2MDQ3LA

oh

you dont even need elites

just +cara

its feasible to use on the mk15

but the mk3 basically needs a cleave blessing

and a damage/crit blessing

so

its more a mk15 thing unfortunately

[sullen forge]

Tbf at least the Mk swapping is pathetically easy

Vs needing to reroll one

[undone flame]

Holy fuck.
I can never play anything under malice again

I went back to test the mods and thought it was a afe choice

[acoustic dune]

why?

[sullen forge]

Talking shit about Sedition…

[placid fiber]

boring af right? lol

[undone flame]

But it was so empty

Like holy fuck

I never realized

[acoustic dune]

i only do lower then damnation

for the weekly

[placid fiber]

Yeah... you literally need to be level 1 for uprising to be somewhat challenging...

[acoustic dune]

speedrun the map

(sedition)

[undone flame]

I only went down because I had to go afk to make dinner

Then i came back and finished the mission without getting hit

[fleet zealot]

seeing non level ones going down in sedition will always scare me

[sullen forge]

Down on sedition unacceptable

[fleet zealot]

like how is the game for these people

[placid fiber]

It's so sad lol

[acoustic dune]

i saw someone went down 3 time on sedition

[undone flame]

How

[acoustic dune]

it was a lv30

[undone flame]

HOW

[sullen forge]

The hero Darktide needs

[acoustic dune]

simple

shit mob

like 5

prob

i dont even remenber any elite

[undone flame]

You need to need to stand there for like 5 minutes

[acoustic dune]

the horde was non existence

[undone flame]

Letting enemies wail on you

[placid fiber]

they are the anti-dorn

[undone flame]

For you to go down

[placid fiber]

ikr?

[acoustic dune]

3 time still

i still dont get it

[fleet zealot]

okay i have a funny story about my only sedition death

[placid fiber]

I almost when down on uprising once, at level 30, because I was so low that when I took a sniper shot my death defy procced... I still didn't go down that run lol

[fleet zealot]

i was speedrunning with another random, and we were fucking about and trying to barrel eachother to win the race

[sullen forge]

Again, strongest Darktide player

You guys are just blind to their skill

[undone flame]

By the end i just ran past everything like this is a classic re game

[fleet zealot]

we end up barreling both ourselves to the ledge state

[undone flame]

Because i could

[fleet zealot]

and our two teammates were so fuckin slow and bad that they didn't save us in time

like the ogryn never sprinting, the psyker was carrying a power cell walking

[acoustic dune]

ey if its new lv

its new lv

i aint complaining

[fleet zealot]

no they weren't level one

like in the 20s

[acoustic dune]

still new to me

[placid fiber]

I was doing martyrdom meme-ery

so I was at 1 wound in hp

[fleet zealot]

and like ogryn never sprinting, only used twin stubber even in melee, and psyker was just hauling a power cell lol

[placid fiber]

then the rager who came after me when I was at such low hp got omega deleted with a special crucis light attack lol

[sullen forge]

What is up with new Ogryns just

Never sprinting

Ever

[acoustic dune]

i do the same when i play vet

when i dont need to

[sullen forge]

You make me incredibly upset

That you don’t sprint at all with Vet

[acoustic dune]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-funny-house-house-md-wilson-gif-9235716467536813948

[sullen forge]

May you get crusher overheaded for the next 7 matches

[copper hawk]

Hi noobs

[acoustic dune]

eh i am fine with that

atleast i can see

unlike bulkwars

anyhow time to animate this lad shmooving

[stone fern]

join me free win

end event bot

no one?

[hard nexus]

nope

[stone fern]

wow

[hard nexus]

(i’m not home)

[stone fern]

wow on a sunday

what else is there to do on sunday

[acoustic dune]

and you are?

go for a walk

[stone fern]

yeah

[acoustic dune]

do smth else

[stone fern]

its cold

and im taking a break from studying

[merry flume]

i wish heavy sword was just a tiny bit better at killing crushers and it would be my fav weapon

[acoustic dune]

pain minis

actually dont

[stone fern]

give it uncanny strike

[acoustic dune]

thats jsut wasting money

[stone fern]

i cant paint for shit

[merry flume]

uncanny on heavy sword when

[acoustic dune]

not with that attitde

[hard nexus]

getting a facial

[acoustic dune]

draw on ms pain

[hard nexus]

not sex

a face care facial

because i know one of you freaks will say that

[acoustic dune]

what are you?
a gal?

[stone fern]

have fun!

[hard nexus]

yes

[stone fern]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[acoustic dune]

erm what?

[hard nexus]

what

[sullen forge]

Yes she’s in fact a woman

Shocking I know women are real

[heavy bronze]

are you some dude that lets your face get all oily and gross?

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-gold-kind-stranger-slot-machine-gif-9286172767555917428

[stone fern]

wait you're not?

i assumed you were a woman too

[sullen forge]

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

[merry flume]

reddit aita for scraping the cuck chair across the hotel room floor

[acoustic dune]

no i just take a shower

just no facial care

[heavy bronze]

so yes.

[sullen forge]

Bro I actually started fucking spitting from laughter at work upon seeing the word “Cuck Chair” in a sentence

[acoustic dune]

no i am knify wolf

[hard nexus]

sneako chair

[merry flume]

my favorite part of the night is washing my face and putting aquaphor on it right before bed

[acoustic dune]

why would you assume such thing

[sullen forge]

No you’re a furry 🤢

[merry flume]

🪑

[hard nexus]

slugging

[acoustic dune]

):<

[untold lily]

?

[merry flume]

glorped up

[sullen forge]

No worries sneako we got a chair right here for you to watch

[frosty herald]

the adam11 chair

[acoustic dune]

i like drying out after a shower

[sullen forge]

Drying out

[acoustic dune]

finish a shower

go lie

[sullen forge]

Like you don’t

Okay I was going to call you insane

If you actually just fucking air dry

[acoustic dune]

no

i put towel

like a blanky

and or sandwhich

[merry flume]

3 veg

[acoustic dune]

like finish taking a shower and go sleep

[violet hornet]

I always dry myself off with white bread slices after a shower

[untold lily]

He steps in front of a giant blow dryer attached to a plane

[acoustic dune]

broth

[acoustic dune]

are you stupid?

its car exaust

[untold lily]

Damn my bad

[acoustic dune]

gotta get the smoky smell

[sullen forge]

Locking you in a room and dumping car fumes in it

[acoustic dune]

dont you know dried sausage is the trend this day

big hit with da dogs

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-cat-scared-gif-14784695303652887463

[ionic delta]

Shit stick with crits feels good

No other thoughts

[acoustic dune]

go krita is crashing on me

neat

[sullen forge]

Damned to constantly crashing

[acoustic dune]

thankgod it autosave

[sullen forge]

Average Black Ops 6 experience

Try to load it up

[acoustic dune]

UNLIKE SOME PRODUCT

[sullen forge]

Crashes instantly

[acoustic dune]

COUGH COUGH ADOBE COUGH

[copper hawk]

My cough got worse

I am dying bros..

[sullen forge]

They use AI and are forcing it more and more so I’m just going to say it but- 🏴‍☠️

[sullen forge]

Nurgle beckons

[acoustic dune]

yeah yeah ik

say that to twitter doh

using ai

[sullen forge]

Ermmm you mean X

[acoustic dune]

now i gotta set up a new camp else where for my daily art

fuck i hate migrating

(i follow 5k account)

[sullen forge]

God I despise this time of year where I’m getting bombarded with shit I do NOT care about

[drifting wolf]

slaaneshmas

[acoustic dune]

quite literally

after all

its no nut november

no peanut for me

granted i dont eat it often anyhow

[dense field]

neverending nut november

[frosty herald]

Please dont die cica

You are loved

https://tenor.com/view/vegita-anime-gif-9340067

[sullen forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698809171453411398/1119865526391418890/togif-4.gif

[copper hawk]

Fake newz yam

[strange tangle]

I haven't played zealot in over a year, does anyone have a decent martyr build handy?

[wary timber]

You clearly are not praying enough to the emperor

[wary timber]

I can quickly grab one and send it but you probably won't enjoy it

[strange tangle]

haha why is that?

[wary timber]

I tend to make all of mine pretty dumb

But they work for me. My favorite build by far with zealot is 'purge the heretics in flame'

If there was a fire mace or something I would use it with that build

[fleet zealot]

love all the ferrets waking up cause a hooman picked one up

so cute

[wary timber]

I can't handle pets so congratulations

[fleet zealot]

they aren't mine

i'm watching the 24/7 ferret livestream

https://www.twitch.tv/ferretsoftware

they were all sleeping a bit ago

[wary timber]

A

[weak sail]

Do we like Stunstorm or Fire granades these days?

[wary timber]

Lemme make the loadout tho if you want it gonna have to use the DT site so.

[fleet zealot]

immo is the better nade, stunstorm is the better path

throwing knives is the best path but some people like nades

[wary timber]

Both are good tho

[dense field]

both have their merits, both have mediocre travel nodes.

[weak sail]

I'm looking for something with a bolt pistol build, do you think it's worth running knives if you're running bolt pistol?

[weak sail]

Find this, yeah, the travel nodes on right are superior

[fleet zealot]

if you are going surgical DA, surgical puncture or like, run n gun puncture yea, if you are going lethal prox a nade is better since lethal prox 25% explosion size works even when the gun itself isn't out

second wind is just the best toughness gen talent for zealots

it's busted

[fleet zealot]

never said otherwise

[weak sail]

I'm looking at Surgical DA with a Dueling sword

[dense field]

I think knives are still good with the bolt pistol. Unless you exclusively use the gun to snipe elites and specials.

[fleet zealot]

ehhh

you have no horde clear with duelist sword+ bolt pistol+ throwing knvies

[weak sail]

I havent put a tonne of bolt pistol time in yet to be fair maybe it will be more obvious later

[fleet zealot]

but dueling sword always wants to path to throwing knives

cause of crit

it is a high finesse weapon, only combat blade has higher finesse

so scourge is important

[acoustic dune]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7yFGsOiXYafVt9raSJX9nL?si=e8fb8de722b54ab8

[weak sail]

I was thinking that with dueling sword throwing knife I don't have a way to deal with long range specials but maybe I just let another class deal with that

[acoustic dune]

WTF IS THIS

[dense field]

DS has enough horde clear with fotf+CDR

[acoustic dune]

i just wanna listen to a normal song

[fleet zealot]

yea, I just personally don't like it, it's still on the slower end

[acoustic dune]

why is my weekly playlist recommending me this

[weak sail]

I was finding horde clear with the DS not that bad as well

[fleet zealot]

it's about the same as combat blade, safe cause of dodges and fast animations.

still has small cleave (3.0 base) and i think a target cap as well

[dense field]

Well it's no HS but it's still respectable

[weak sail]

Appreciate the inputs thank you

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/car-sleep-break-ferret-gif-5742601

[fleet zealot]

i mean if you are okay with that, i personally just really like having a "fuck off" option, in case of dueling, it's my ranged slot, cause sometimes you just need to clear area first

plus in my mind, bistol and throwing knives both do the same thing,

[dense field]

Lethal proximity exists for a reason

[sullen forge]

Lethal prox shredders

Truly peak comedy

[merry flume]

which of the shock mauls have better loop combos

[sullen forge]

For horde clear?

[merry flume]

yeah i don't really like mk 3 because you kinda just get locked into h1 l1 combo

[sullen forge]

Yeah I was about to say mk3

[pale spindle]

https://youtu.be/3-vQ0oceHeg?si=Hg7obrakVHO3AWGW

[sullen forge]

Mk1 can do it I just recall you have to do PA?

[pale spindle]

Bruh what "drama"

[sullen forge]

Kinda like crusher

[merry flume]

here we go with the washed "reaction youtuber reacting to reaction youtuber" slop era

[opaque island]

literally what drama?

[pale spindle]

Does this game have such a small content creator base that literally any disagreement turns into "drama"

[merry flume]

there's no drama it's literally just a narcissist doing everything in their power to stay relevant

[opaque island]

then why are they not on the veilguard train, thats where its at rn

[merry flume]

because they play darktide

[pale spindle]

I can't believe that Tanner and Mister E have become the "faces" of this game

[merry flume]

they are hyperfixated upon it

[sullen forge]

What drama I just see fucking Tanner crashing out in the comments lmao

[fleet zealot]

clickbait youtubers

[opaque island]

they're all in on it together

[fleet zealot]

LOl did you see that vtuber who was in remission had a random clickbait channel make a "VTUBER WITH CANCER HACKED?"

that was hilariously low

[sullen forge]

God I fucking despise when clickbait YouTubers use cancer for clicks

That shit makes me beyond pissed

[merry flume]

do you feel compelled to click it?

[sullen forge]

No I just fucking despise the fact they use it

[frosty herald]

Darktide indeed has such a small community that theres only a handful of youtubers on it

[opaque island]

tbf i did click it

[opaque island]

the darktide one not the cancer one

[merry flume]

cbt sessions with a therapist are like 500+ an hour but me telling you to alt + f4 when you feel compelled to do something that does not benefit you is free

[placid fiber]

at least the therapist lets you get out of the house and away from your consoles/non-portable pc

[merry flume]

wdym there's telehealth now

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-level-6-gif-249040338995275880

[merry flume]

you don't even have to leave to house to see a therapist

[placid fiber]

boring

[pale spindle]

Oml

[opaque island]

good thing its starting to get to that time of year where you no longer feel bad for not going outside cause its nasty out there

[spare talon]

CRUSHER D TIER RASHAD C TIER

[fleet zealot]

crusher D tier rashad C tier LMAO

[opaque island]

how DARE THAMMER be in C tier

their opinion is invalid

[fleet zealot]

mk12 chaxe S TIER LOL WHAT

[pale spindle]

Heh, my time has come 😏

[dense field]

ACKlys same tier as rashad

[fleet zealot]

wait where tf is antax

[pale spindle]

This game has been soo content dried for soo long, that this is all we have

[dense field]

A

[fleet zealot]

ANTAX A BUT RASHAD C

LOL

https://tenor.com/view/cat-frantic-the-voices-gif-4777666775328982944

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-is-so-ass-gif-gif-13056992775285521374

[pale spindle]

They probably saw this video

https://youtu.be/9IvFyuwau90?si=DhKCGf8ozAiy9kPu

[sullen forge]

Shovels no where to be seen and HEAVY SWORDS IN D

KILL HIM NOW

[placid fiber]

whoever let this guy cook needs to be arrested by the FBI... this guy is burning water with how bad his takes are

[spare talon]

This has to be before blessings
It has to

[fleet zealot]

this kills the ferret

[fleet zealot]

im not reading

[frosty herald]

Bait

[fleet zealot]

i'm not watching

it's self harm

[frosty herald]

This is ragebait

[sterile basalt]

Maybe I should make a tier list

[dense field]

and that's a recent video too, shock mauls are in it

[fleet zealot]

AHH IM clickingit

[dense field]

my god

[fleet zealot]

if it's BT+BL chaxe

i'm going to commit a crime

[placid fiber]

even if it isn't you still need to

[fleet zealot]

bloodletter thunderous chain axe

on my fucking lief

thrust HEADtaker does the same thing

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-soyjak-pissluffare-soy-gif-25061889

[fleet zealot]

bloodletter thunderous meme is so bad i hate it

[sullen forge]

All I ask is fucking why

[pale spindle]

For Zealot?

[fleet zealot]

cause each shred procs thunderous so you can make your waiting back ended instead of front ended with thrust

except it sucks

[sterile basalt]

I can do 1 for veteran

[fleet zealot]

cause it gives you no combat power

outside of rev'd heavies

[placid fiber]

Dear God... they found a way to make BL BT worse...

[sullen forge]

Sounds fucking miserable

[fleet zealot]

embed ads

ruining my hate watching

[pale spindle]

Won't it just be Rashad S tier everything else garbage

[sterile basalt]

No

[placid fiber]

just open it in youtube and watch ad free lol

[sterile basalt]

If I do an overall weapon tier list tho I can assure you 80% of the ogryn weapons are going into bottom tier

[placid fiber]

For feel or effectiveness? lol

[fleet zealot]

EVERLASTING FLAME FLAMER

LOL

god damn it

5% crit chance perk too

with chain axe

[sterile basalt]

Effectiveness

[placid fiber]

I didn't even need to know what blessings they used, I knew it was ass to begin with lol

[spare talon]

Darktide youtube makes me want to give up and use hard drugs

[frosty herald]

chainaxe at S is certainly a take of all time

[dense field]

calm down it's a gimmick halloween build

[pale spindle]

Here is one for u

https://youtu.be/te8181-U4C8?si=MXHI3d-nHhC0rD-4

[sterile basalt]

Not watching that

[limpid oyster]

mr e 💀

[pale spindle]

Do it

[placid fiber]

No

[dense field]

please no

[pale spindle]

Average Commisar conversation 😔

[placid fiber]

I don't wish self harm upon myself, which is why I don't watch these horrible takes and builds lol

[limpid oyster]

mister "stack health on zealot bc he has 200 hp" e

[fleet zealot]

ht slaught for mk4, thrust +ht or slaught

okay so i'm back

curios

garbage

why take a +3, stam regen, and sprint effic

on a weapon that barely uses PAs

[placid fiber]

You're asking for sense from a youtuber? lol

[fleet zealot]

on mk4, okay I kinda get it

[spare talon]

Stack hp for the chip damage you'll take when your toughness instantly breaks from 1 shooter shot

[fleet zealot]

it has a really good PA

[placid fiber]

the mk4 one has an excellent push attack

[fleet zealot]

he only has 16% toughness curios

lol

[limpid oyster]

me too tbh. cant be bothered to look for better

[placid fiber]

It's the rashad's push attack if it was good lol

[fleet zealot]

antax pa

[fleet zealot]

just melk gacha

it's easy asf

[frosty herald]

i unironically full stack health on my evis build

[placid fiber]

Bleh, it only damages 3 enemies

[fleet zealot]

CRIT CHAXE BTW

NO TWBS

[frosty herald]

just to offset the disgusting amount of damage i recieve from horde revving

[placid fiber]

People sleep on the Antax's push attack way too often

[stone fern]

@placid fiber

[fleet zealot]

crit chaxe a weapon with some of the worst finesse in the game

[placid fiber]

too far away lol

[stone fern]

i still hit ti

[frosty herald]

clad noob didnt hit the weakspot

[stone fern]

it just wasnt a weakspot

[limpid oyster]

no until death lol

[stone fern]

FUCK YOU YAM

[frosty herald]

LMAO

[fleet zealot]

yep, desperation is good but duelist is one of the few things chaxe doesn't need

[stone fern]

YOURE GETTING BARRELED REEEEEEE

[placid fiber]

average youtuber when you tell them their build is trash

[stone fern]

ok this one is just funny

peak bulwark gameplay

[fleet zealot]

i'm really resisting not making a comment on that video

[frosty herald]

id dawn priest was here or red i would be clowned on

[limpid oyster]

dont, it feeds the algorithm

[frosty herald]

@frozen glen post the bullwark vid

[limpid oyster]

so they make more shit videos and make money they dont need or earn

[placid fiber]

Clad is busy spanking hounds

[limpid oyster]

its like when scott jund tries to make a video on elden ring in current year. block/ignore/report lol

[acoustic dune]

scott pilgrim???

https://tenor.com/view/scott-pilgrim-scott-pilgrim-takes-off-scott-pilgrim-plush-scott-pilgrim-plushie-scott-pilgrim-spinning-gif-10617732223772245403

[limpid oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/wink-gif-18406718

[stone fern]

bulwark

[acoustic dune]

god i love bulwarks

i love getting suffocated by them and not be able to see

and all you see is grey

[placid fiber]

top left the guy standing is Bandit after seeing the latest youtube builds @fleet zealot

[fleet zealot]

yea

im going to go abuse veteran

for the day

or not

cause im getting the shittiest

teams

lights out silo cluster

[stone fern]

imagine playing vet

couldnt be me

[fleet zealot]

i join with literally no hp or uncorrupted hp

[acoustic dune]

you are telling me that bandit

is not playing as a ferret?

this is ludicrous

[placid fiber]

I'd join you, but, I'm still feeling extra blah like yesterday x.x

[sterile basalt]

@pale spindle done

[acoustic dune]

i did a rough animation

[placid fiber]

I mean... ever since they made the mk2 dueling sword have 1 good heavy 1 it went from trash to decent like the mk5 is on that lol

[acoustic dune]

now time to do the lineart

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-gif-18890916

god give me strengh

[sterile basalt]

the duelling sword in "good" is mk2

the one below is mk5

[sullen forge]

Imo

I think it’s criminal Mk1 Shovel is in Decent

[dense field]

mk1 is good

[spare talon]

Thankfully I was able to get this shift swapped with someone but like
"Well the shifts haven't changed, so that's entirely on you" when I know full well they did less than a few days prior
Told the coworkers who's switching with me about it, they said they were definitely changed cus she saw it happen 2 days ago
I fucking hate it here

[sterile basalt]

I don't think it's as good as shock maul 3

[placid fiber]

Oh I didn't see that there was a dueling sword in good

[sullen forge]

To be fair it has uncanny

[placid fiber]

I knew the one in decent was the mk5 tho

[sterile basalt]

if shovel heavy could break rager combo, I'd consider it

[sterile basalt]

yea even with uncanny it's not as good as shock maul 3

[dense field]

shovel special can

[sterile basalt]

only 1 rager

[sullen forge]

Tbf it can when you aim Special at their heads but it’s one rager

Idk man I’m just saying

[sterile basalt]

shock maul 3 staggers 4 dreg ragers on a perfect horizontal sweep H1 on weakspot hit

[sullen forge]

You’re sleeping on Uncanny Deci Mk1

[placid fiber]

@sterile basalt Now all you need to do is a make a seperate list of ogryn weapons

[sterile basalt]

I don't have their weapons' icons

[dense field]

it's a VET weapon, if you want to break multiple ragers just press F

[placid fiber]

Gettem

Use pokeballs if you have to!

[sterile basalt]

doesn't change that shock maul 3 does mostly everything better

[limpid oyster]

shock maul so goated

[sterile basalt]

what am I missing exactly

[limpid oyster]

love that thing

[sterile basalt]

shock maul 3 hit crusher & mauler without needing to waste stamina

[dense field]

shovel still has way better clear speed

[sterile basalt]

it's like 3s faster on 50 pox

[dense field]

maybe not WAY better

[placid fiber]

there's 1 thing wrong with this: The crusher isn't in the Peak area

[sterile basalt]

it's generally mediocre clear speed that's reliant on decimator of all things to stack up

[sterile basalt]

this is veteran weapon

[placid fiber]

idc!

[sterile basalt]

I don't have zealot weapon icons

for zealot I'd put crusher at peak right after knife

[placid fiber]

Aren't they... exactly the same as the vet ones except for the zealot specific ones...?

[sterile basalt]

I don't have the zealot specific ones' icons

[placid fiber]

WELL GET THEM!

[hard nexus]

what is this for

if that’s for zealot

[sterile basalt]

I only asked kuli for vet weapon icons cuz I do vet guide

[hard nexus]

putting the mk13g in one trick is insane

[sterile basalt]

veteran melee ranking

[placid fiber]

You literally only have 3 melee weapons lol

crusher and both thammers

[sterile basalt]

evicerator forgotten as always

[hard nexus]

ah

[sterile basalt]

truly a forgettable weapon

[placid fiber]

5

lol

[hard nexus]

:(

please fix mk3 evis

[placid fiber]

No I'm just an air head lol

[sterile basalt]

I think it's a fair ranking

[copper hawk]

i am

[hard nexus]

idk about vet so

[copper hawk]

meowbile

[hard nexus]

it’s ur call there

[copper hawk]

if any gooner wants to do a lil Toys

Mayhap

[hard nexus]

hewwwwo

[sterile basalt]

at best in decent

[placid fiber]

okay which power sword is which in this?

[copper hawk]

Heeeewwoooooo meoooow

how it goin ,,

[hard nexus]

on zealot it’s OP lol

[hard nexus]

good

i just got a facial

:3

[copper hawk]

what dat

like

[hard nexus]

face care

but

[fleet zealot]

i got 3

[copper hawk]

face pedicure ??

[fleet zealot]

supports

[hard nexus]

professional

[fleet zealot]

2 smykers

[hard nexus]

yea exactly

[dense field]

ah

[fleet zealot]

1 support hammer chorus

[copper hawk]

what do they do

[dense field]

good

[fleet zealot]

im going to kms

[copper hawk]

i need to do a mask n stuff i have black heads on my nose,,

[hard nexus]

just a super deep facial care routine

[copper hawk]

i've never done one before

[hard nexus]

idk what exactly it is

[copper hawk]

how ur fa ce feel

[placid fiber]

That's rough

[hard nexus]

clean

n

smooth

[copper hawk]

reminds me i need to shave my legs

but i need to buy sweat pants to hide said shaved legs

[hard nexus]

don’t do the sticky strips that pull out the black heads, that actually makes the issue worse

[copper hawk]

i have 2 start makin appointments for lazer too,,

[hard nexus]

samesies

[placid fiber]

Just don't use a chainsaw, it will do a shakey job

[copper hawk]

can u just send me stuff

like stuff u would use on ur face

like face masks

im a noob 2 this

[hard nexus]

pookie i also need a face care routine

[dense field]

why

[hard nexus]

you’ll have better luck looking it up on the face care subreddit

[copper hawk]

army

[dense field]

aren't you deployed rn?

[copper hawk]

i bought a shaver that @teal sapphire recommended me

and it's pawesome

[copper hawk]

yah

yet another jacket w,,

[placid fiber]

I never got the whole shaving your legs kind of thing... I'm a guy tho >.>

[copper hawk]

it's a queer thing

it feels nice and smooth

[teal sapphire]

which one did u get cica

[copper hawk]

and it's affirming

[teal sapphire]

im about to buy 1

[copper hawk]

i hate being hairy

it's gross

[copper hawk]

the 360 one

[teal sapphire]

pog

[copper hawk]

it does normal army shave face thing perfectly

[hard nexus]

is that one of those 3 headed ones

[copper hawk]

like it's super nice

[hard nexus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SkincareAddiction/s/wMj7LcLEf7

also

here

[copper hawk]

it's a weird thing

[hard nexus]

that link is to a bunch of info on skincare

[sterile basalt]

peak:
duelling sword 4, knife 6, combat axe 3, power sword 6
good:
heavy sword 9, combat axe 5, power sword 3, duelling sword 2, shock maul 3
decent:
heavy sword 6 & 7, shock maul 1a, DC sword 4 & 7, duelling sword 5, knife 3, chainaxe 4 & 12, tac axe 2, 4 & 7, combat axe 8, shovel 1 & 7
one trick:
chainsword 4 & 13g, shovel 3, DC sword 1

[placid fiber]

Yeah the mk6 power sword definitely has the better push attack

For a stab that thing slaps

[hard nexus]

stabs in this game r inconsistent

like

[placid fiber]

some are good and some suck ass

[hard nexus]

why is the dclaw 7 stab nowhere near enough damage

same with the mk15 PA

[placid fiber]

It's so weird lol

[hard nexus]

mk15 PA is like worthless lol

[placid fiber]

the mk12 pa is pretty mid as well

[sterile basalt]

which mk12

chainaxe?

[placid fiber]

yeah

[hard nexus]

yea

[sterile basalt]

huh

chainaxe 12's PA is super strong

[placid fiber]

Meh

[dense field]

Then shaved legs are a good thing. You see, if you get injured, it's much easier to clean the wound without hair getting in the way. Source: dudes in Ukraine, both sides.

[sterile basalt]

it's like 1400 dmg and staggers ragers & crushers

[hard nexus]

use the mk13g chainsword on IoD IJ zealot

it’s probably the best generalist melee weapon on zealot methinks

[placid fiber]

Sweet I caught something

[hard nexus]

LOL

[placid fiber]

See what I caught? :3

[hard nexus]

[placid fiber]

How'd you know my name in high school?!

[copper hawk]

never thought about that

but it makes sense

there's scissors included to shear hair away

[hard nexus]

military required femboys

[copper hawk]

in most cls bags

[hard nexus]

no

[copper hawk]

honestly yeah lmfao

at the very least twinks

[hard nexus]

scissors are not good for shaving leg hair

[copper hawk]

everyone should be thin and athletic

it's the army

not cross fit

noh scissors for shearing hair

[hard nexus]

trauma scissors are meant for clothing

[copper hawk]

like in general

i know noob

those scissors are different

[placid fiber]

Honestly that makes sense, tbh

[hard nexus]

you

stinky

[copper hawk]

they're at an angle

[copper hawk]

and they don't usually have a sharp cutting edge

[copper hawk]

ur noobler

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ff-angle-gif-21665043

[hard nexus]

bla bla blah i can’t hear u

[merry flume]

a cute angle

[placid fiber]

Gah

I'm getting licked by Meow

[stone fern]

STOP IT FROM LOOPING

DELETE

REEEE

[desert fractal]

why you licking runk, what the kark

runk just got 'ere

[hard nexus]

slurprrrppp

[sullen forge]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-mario-mario-toad-capcut-gif-1834806120027717890

[hard nexus]

put that away

[sullen forge]

No

[placid fiber]

I found that one earlier lol

[sullen forge]

You licked me thus I send awesome toad

[hard nexus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130953226611597413/1301219355929083905/wolpspin.gif

[desert fractal]

❤️

[hard nexus]

this is me

[spare talon]

I hate it too but I hate the feeling of the regrowing hair + having to do it often cuz of it more
So I don't

[hard nexus]

btw

if u even care

[desert fractal]

runk care

[placid fiber]

Just like a girl... chasing her tail...

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-wet-wolf-wolp-wet-wolf-wednesday-gif-11844654254186778330

[desert fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/taze-pov-applebees-uncle-cop-gif-21515616

[sterile basalt]

I'm now doing vet gun ranking

[copper hawk]

so slurpful

[copper hawk]

just uh

[desert fractal]

if we're posting meme gifs lol

[copper hawk]

idk laser

or wax

[sullen forge]

This is me for those who care

[copper hawk]

if i could i'd get rid of all the hair except for the mop i grow on my head

i HATE facial hair

i grow it super fast

[placid fiber]

ngl the ragdolling from a giant was kinda peak in skyrim

[copper hawk]

cuz of my mexican and irish genez

[desert fractal]

it really was tbh

[copper hawk]

in 6 hours after a fresh shave i'll have stubble

[placid fiber]

it was the most fun part of it lol

[spare talon]

Lazy

[placid fiber]

Who, me?

[dense field]

Real men wax

fear no pain

[desert fractal]

this is runk when heretics hurt friends (runk is fucking angy)

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[desert fractal]

what this supposed to mean

[grizzled aspen]

He captured you.

[spare talon]

I'm in the same position
I wish I could just flip a switch and just turn it off

WHY

[desert fractal]

lmao

jinxed

[copper hawk]

lazer

[dense field]

stop noticing things

[spare talon]

Why are you snapshotting me

[copper hawk]

save up money and lazer

[spare talon]

Ok but what if I wanna turn it back on

[teal sapphire]

:3

[desert fractal]

hey wait a minute

[copper hawk]

jacket recommendz milan

[teal sapphire]

milan is the best laser place

[copper hawk]

i talked to them but i told them my current situation w the army

[frosty herald]

Bald

[desert fractal]

@teal sapphire we share the cursed scifi shooter server

[placid fiber]

for the lulz

[copper hawk]

i need a battle buddy to go w me so im waiting until they stop caring about where a growl adult sgt goes on his free time

[copper hawk]

which'll be like a month or two

[spare talon]

Mental illness spotted

[copper hawk]

when we get int othe swing of things (stop giving a fuck)

[desert fractal]

I finally broke my destiny addiction this last expansion

[placid fiber]

lol

[stone fern]

its over for you both

[desert fractal]

it really is

or was tbh

[teal sapphire]

yeah i havent touched that game since they 'ended it' ( the light and dark saga or whatever )

[desert fractal]

I quit cause the game is shit and the CEO can't stop buying himself cars instead of paying his employees good wages

[spare talon]

Same
I don't think I've fully quit but I've not played it for a while
I'll probably play whatever I missed in the year at the end of it tho

[desert fractal]

[desert fractal]

ye same

[stone fern]

destinty 2 is nice but its so fucking expensive

[desert fractal]

I did the raid

[teal sapphire]

yup

[desert fractal]

did the finale mission

and uh

[teal sapphire]

raid was so mid

[desert fractal]

haven't touched it since

[teal sapphire]

destiny 2's final 2 years were so mid

sadly

[spare talon]

Yknow what you can play now?

[desert fractal]

this is so fucking true it hurts

[spare talon]

The mobile game

[desert fractal]

get this gacha bullshit out of my face

NOW

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

https://tenor.com/view/look-how-they-massacred-my-boy-godfather-sad-cry-hurt-gif-16433641

[spare talon]

I also hate gacha but I shit you not
Some of the activities they have in it are genuinely more fun than the real game

It's unreal

[desert fractal]

I believe it

unfortunately

[placid fiber]

Cole

I found your fortune

https://tenor.com/view/weenor-gif-26008973

[desert fractal]

lowkey destiny 2 should have just kept fucking rolling previous expansions into the base game like wow does

why do you need to buy beyond light still

why do you need to buy shadowkeep still

[spare talon]

There's a true roguelite mode in it with really cool upgrades

[teal sapphire]

[desert fractal]

WHY ARE THEY STILL SELLING FORSAKEN DESPITE SUNSETTING IT ALL

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[teal sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cattitude-fun-cat-cat-fun-cat-funny-gif-5683118938279006051

the answer

[desert fractal]

yes

[spare talon]

Gimme a sec and I'll pull up an upgrade in it

[placid fiber]

The calmest zealot ever:

[desert fractal]

yep

[south grove]

Can I get help on a gunker brain burst build

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/upgrade-triggered-one-tap-gif-13633421

[south grove]

I am not a psyker guy

[desert fractal]

LOOK AT ALL THIS FUCKING DLC MAN

WHY DO NEW PLAYERS NEED TO SPEND SO MUCH TO GET INTO THE GAME

[south grove]

need the maellus monstronum penance

[desert fractal]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bark-gif-20068634

[visual compass]

Please tell me I'm fine

[desert fractal]

ok i'm done getting mad lol

[limpid oyster]

is this black ops 6

[south grove]

perfect

[placid fiber]

Jesus, that makes warhammer dawn of war 2 look normal, for how much dlc it has...

[south grove]

mobile destiny game

[visual compass]

🎉

[limpid oyster]

EW?????

[visual compass]

I'm actually interested in it

Cuz I travel a lot for a work with my side job

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/ew-gif-20225100

[visual compass]

So having a PvE game to play on the go would be nice

Not like I can play Darktide on a Steam Deck

[south grove]

you asked man

I didn't make it

[placid fiber]

idk about on the go, but, when I'm back in the gaming mood this is what I got planned

[limpid oyster]

destiny died in 2018 why is it still a thing

[fleet zealot]

despite everything

and my team moving at a snail's pace

we won

[desert fractal]

it barely is a thing tbh now

player counts are at an all time low

[limpid oyster]

good

[desert fractal]

game badge

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/chest-thump-paul-felder-im-here-entrance-raising-fist-gif-16604751

3 supports

[placid fiber]

I mean... snails are the ultimate life forms. Do you ever see a snail sneaking up on you? No, its just BAM! Snail!

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/balcony-clorox-jump-pretend-pretendo-to-jump-gif-23427978

[fleet zealot]

actually it's crabs

[desert fractal]

the snail that's always chasing you in exchange for your immortality and if it touches you, you die

🐌

[spare talon]

@desert fractal

[placid fiber]

and then you start ragdolling like in skyrim

[desert fractal]

tfw it looks like it has more effort put in vs destiny 2

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[desert fractal]

true

[sterile basalt]

U actually can

A friend of mine jumped through several hoops to get DT playable on his deck

[desert fractal]

ngl i've been playing some fallout 76 lately and been thoroughly enjoying it

[hot steppe]

i have not played this game in a hot minute, since the twins came out, is this any count?

[desert fractal]

whatcha mean by this any count?

[placid fiber]

My point still stands: You never see a snail sneaking up on you

[desert fractal]

sorry runk dumb

[hot steppe]

like i have no idea if the shock maul is actually decent, it seems pretty decent but i dont know whats worth while of blessings

[desert fractal]

oh fair

i'm not sure since I don't play zealot much

anyone else able to weigh in?

[placid fiber]

I've heard it's decent, but, I only have the attack patterns for 1

[fleet zealot]

you want high voltage+ skullcrsuher

[desert fractal]

also welcome back to the game @hot steppe ❤️

[fleet zealot]

cause there are normal rotation swings that apply a 0 damage electrocute debuff so high voltage is basically always active

and no

[fleet zealot]

i'm not going to say which ones cause I don't know

also yea

[hot steppe]

thanks, im guessing there still is no cross progression between gamepass and steam, i really dont want to do the "shocking stuff" penance again

[fleet zealot]

you need to stagger them with normal hits for it so for ogryns you need to special

[desert fractal]

as far as I know there's no cross progression yeah

[hot steppe]

can someone explain to me how the mastery system works

[placid fiber]

Like calories

The more you eat, the more weight you gain

[visual compass]

I understand the HS now

[placid fiber]

Just like mastery... the more you use it, the more levels you gain

[hot steppe]

i think i understand the blessing points and perk unlocks, but i dont understand the increase power cap or alt versions

[placid fiber]

there are certain mastery levels which let you get an additional 100 levels of upgrading

[broken walrus]

Eat more heretics, get more mastery

[placid fiber]

like 19 lets you get 500 through empowering

[hot steppe]

what

[placid fiber]

Each empower is 10 item levels

[broken walrus]

Simply play with the weapon, occasionally check to see if you can empower mroe at Hadron

[placid fiber]

gimme a sec

[broken walrus]

Occasionally check the mastery page to see if you can click on more blessings

[fleet zealot]

alt versions are like

level 9 and 11 or something i forget

but you can jsut check marks

in your inventory

per weapon and swap freely once you have them unlcoked

[placid fiber]

if in doubt you can check your mastery in the mastery tab

[spare talon]

It's been pretty fun all things considered, which I find crazy considering the dev and models included, cuz trust me I'm also one of the people who instantly recoils upon hearing netease or gacha

[desert fractal]

🤔

gotcha

[placid fiber]

then hit blessings menu

[spare talon]

They have gwent in it also
They just do

I shit you not

[placid fiber]

At the bottom there's a thing that can show you what yo uget at each mastery level @hot steppe

[desert fractal]

they what lmao

damn

[placid fiber]

rank 3 gives you this

rank 6 lets you get to 200 rating through empowering

You can look it up to see what you will get at each additional mastery level

like 15 will give me the ability to upgrade shovels to 400 rating

[hot steppe]

okay so i found the alt versions, the extra rating only matters for making new weaponary right?

[hard nexus]

heblo

[desert fractal]

heblo

[hot steppe]

oh no wait, i see that empower is different then concencrate

[hard nexus]

[placid fiber]

I mean once you unlock them you can have a weapon that will have perfect end stats be used for every version

[south grove]

moew...

can I get help

[hard nexus]

hi tintin

[hard nexus]

with what

[south grove]

malleus monstronum

[placid fiber]

also consecrating and changing blessings/perks is cheaper the lower the item rating is

[hard nexus]

i can help u when i get home

it’ll be an hour or so though