zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

or you

[paper harness]

There’s one good smyker

One

[rocky nacelle]

me

[paper harness]

Hamdol

[stuck dagger]

I only use smite in my like, LMB psyker build. And even then my main damage comes from the LMB🤣 my smite is used in tandem with shriek to deal with dicey horde situations

[rocky nacelle]

i will ask ham to use anything else

besides smite

[zinc talon]

was the first bit of cloth/hair physics modeling the ogryn's been given

[rocky nacelle]

even a surge LMB build

[dusky moon]

😭

[zinc talon]

maybe only

[dusky moon]

im trying

[rocky nacelle]

id rather him use that than smite

[polar nexus]

Actually it's the unarmored BP that is harder to reach.

[paper harness]

M1 macro

[rocky nacelle]

yep

id ask ham to use M1 surge macro

[zinc talon]

plus matching red piercing twink beanie

[rocky nacelle]

over smite

and im not even kidding

[obsidian prairie]

I know that

[dusky moon]

being honest tho, i didnt wanna play psyker for any other reason. lightning go brrrr

[stuck dagger]

LMB surge psyker feels better than playing smyker too

[rocky nacelle]

one day my siblings will be free

reject the staff

love the gun

[south grove]

desync'd myself into burster

[stuck dagger]

Thanks for the advice! Will try it out with unarmoured first😁

[zinc talon]

I wanna run whatever you personality cults are running

[dusky moon]

but...space wizard

[zinc talon]

see how bad bad players get

[obsidian prairie]

Staves are cool but guns are just fucking silly

[rocky nacelle]

I make my gun shoot warp space bullets

[zinc talon]

unless it's some knife goblin speed brainrot

[south grove]

died quickly afterward

[obsidian prairie]

Swiss cheese everything for the price of all the ammo

[stuck dagger]

Wouldn’t it be funny if psyker got a melee weapon that was just like, throwing hands

Like just fists

[rocky nacelle]

agri revolver 1 shotting a reaper/bulwark or 2 tapping a crusher thanks to scriers

[stuck dagger]

See before yall say anything

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gunslinger-six-shooter-gun-flip-flip-gun-into-holster-gif-12524647873518510513

[obsidian prairie]

Biomancy type thing

[stuck dagger]

Its lore accurate

[zinc talon]

otherwise I'll just soak all the damage while I warcrime things in the face with chunks of concrete

[stuck dagger]

FUCK YEAH

[zinc talon]

can't be that hard

[south grove]

Team fell apart after I died

[zinc talon]

you was missin me

I have a small mountain sitting on my desk right now

aint nothin gettin past me

[south grove]

lost a zealot

[obsidian prairie]

Iron arm as a melee would be kinda cool

[south grove]

still going w/ this level 692 psyker

[obsidian prairie]

Out punch an ogryn

[zinc talon]

well gain an okri ^that's my friend code

[obsidian prairie]

With space magic

[south grove]

still have a level 327 zealot too

revived

[stuck dagger]

Hell yeah, precisely what I was thinking

[dusky moon]

i am leaning more to zealot now after getting much better with dodges. knife is a lot of fun

[rocky nacelle]

no one wants ur commentary noobnoob just play the game and post scoreboard

[rocky nacelle]

and post commentate after

[stuck dagger]

Iron arm, make it extremely good at like single target damage

[south grove]

This psyker is good

wtf

[south grove]

you're mean

,,,

[paper harness]

Smyker crash out after being told to dodge crushers

[stuck dagger]

Or hell, make the light attacks jabs while heavy attacks are swings 🤣

[rocky nacelle]

I want you to actually get better at the game

so shut the fuck up

and play the game

[south grove]

it's an assail bpistol psyker

[rocky nacelle]

to get better at it

[south grove]

I'm desyncing

[rocky nacelle]

stop commentating

[south grove]

I can't do anything

[zinc talon]

know a thing or two cuz we've seen a thing or two

[rocky nacelle]

well then sit there in the game and do nothing

not everything needs to be told to us

wtf we gonna do about it

[paper harness]

Fix your connection

[dusky moon]

i dont find crushers too hard to deal with anymore

its the over the head hammer attack that gets me tho. the slower timing

[zinc talon]

spend that time sitting there to invite me to come rescue the team and save the day

[paper harness]

That’s because you use the second most overpowered melee weapon in the game

[dusky moon]

i mean, i was using evis for a long time too

rev it, hit the head, they fuckin dead

[zinc talon]

crosshair on bosshair

[rocky nacelle]

me when I cant even type properly to relay my message

[zinc talon]

aim face don't dead

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[paper harness]

French

[rocky nacelle]

i was gonna say

musta been ESL

[zinc talon]

why the fuck do yall care about what strangers on the internet think of which weapon you enjoy in a video game

[rocky nacelle]

whos yall

lmfao

[south grove]

I kept up until desync

[paper harness]

Shorten your scoreboard

[dusky moon]

i just new and wanted to know whats good

[zinc talon]

oh not you fren

[dusky moon]

havent tried anything thats bad, imo, yet

[paper harness]

People who run things I don’t like get killed by their inability to handle the horde I let walk past

[zinc talon]

it's just hard to see forum posts of direct messages of screenshots of people writing pages to each other

cuz knife goblin bad

[rocky nacelle]

?

when was knife even talked about

or are you just making a statement

[copper hawk]

the game is ok

[zinc talon]

what I'm getting at, is ah forget it I'm purging

[copper hawk]

it too fast 4 me,,

[dusky moon]

i said knife here

[rocky nacelle]

you dont like slide spamming around corners and jumping like an ADHD child?

💅 🙄

get with the times old cat

[copper hawk]

i also dont like playin w controller users :p

i hate aim assist

[rocky nacelle]

just cheat and use controller

[zinc talon]

oh, on actually reading it I guess it's the ds4? sword? he's not using anymore? it's really hard to care

[rocky nacelle]

its finally time for payback

[copper hawk]

i cant play w a controller

[zinc talon]

based

[copper hawk]

i literally look at the controller like an old person when i play w them

like i have issues w buttons lmfao

[paper harness]

Just aim better than them

[zinc talon]

I drive and fly more comfortably on a ps5 pad

[rocky nacelle]

lmao poor cica

[zinc talon]

only for the analog range instead of all off-or-on with a key press

anyway dorn are yall done, was that the mission end scoreboard?

gonna start purging if yall are occupiied

[dusky moon]

yeah, ngl, really loving the uncanny precog match up with knife

staby stab

[zinc talon]

it's nice to see the meta change at least I suppose

[paper harness]

Holy shit

That’s a long ass ban

[dusky moon]

jesus fuck

[plush estuary]

You?

[paper harness]

No

[ornate bone]

yes

[zinc talon]

what did you ** DO **

[paper harness]

I’d ask mommy and get unbanned

[dusky moon]

dorn did things

[plush estuary]

too many angry Russians

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-banned-banned-banned-message-mickey-mouse-club-gif-17668002

[paper harness]

That’s longer than the game will exist

[zinc talon]

is your mother a rotund sea predator

[paper harness]

By 10 years

[dusky moon]

so, youre saying the game has another year left?

[paper harness]

3-4

[obsidian prairie]

14 year ban, the fuck did they do

[zinc talon]

don't you bring that evil into the universe

don't you do it ricky bobby

[dusky moon]

i miscalculated, 14 years?

i thought 11-12

math isnt mathing

[paper harness]

They have started development on their next project

[dusky moon]

oh, cool

[south grove]

Fixed it, kept only total damage and specific category damage

[dusky moon]

something similar?

[paper harness]

Development of vt2 was almost completely halted by dt’s development

[south grove]

too much damage catagory

[paper harness]

I assume darktide 2 or vermintide 3

[stuck dagger]

My money is on Skaventide: vermintide but AOS, featuring literally just everyone from Vermintide 2 but transported to AOS

[paper harness]

They seem attached to the shackle that is GW

[stuck dagger]

I'd play as stormcast Markus tbh

[paper harness]

At least with vt3 they can do whatever they want with the game and not have to deal with GW saying no because golden goose ip

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-reynolds-nope-always-sunny-nope-notpunkanymore-nope-f-no-gif-9024306821674726888

[paper harness]

Gloriana?

[obsidian prairie]

AOS tide would be so cool

[zinc talon]

baross

[paper harness]

I need to get tintin on a Gloriana pvp

See how quick is

[zinc talon]

not even a gloriana up atm

[stuck dagger]

The question is would Kerillien be a sylvaneth, a daughter of khaine or a lumineth realm lord

[paper harness]

Functioning sound engine

[zinc talon]

no pox gas, no lights out

[obsidian prairie]

Sylvaneth, easy

[zinc talon]

only rolling steel is a 4

[obsidian prairie]

She is a sister of the thorn

[zinc talon]

what the fuck fatshark it's saturday night

[obsidian prairie]

There is no fucking way she is anything else

[zinc talon]

I am here to rip farts and break hearts

not babysit a 3

[zinc talon]

(I am absolutely going to pay for this hubris on my next mission)

[dusky moon]

1:50am

[stuck dagger]

Tbh the only acceptable AOS tide premise that i will accept that DOESNT feature reincarnated versions of the Ubersreik 5 are if one of the characters we can play as is straight up an ork

[rocky nacelle]

best combo

the only combo

[dusky moon]

dorn said no, lol

i love it, idc

[paper harness]

I said not to use the knives

[zinc talon]

based

[stuck dagger]

And make em proper characters pls, not like darktide, even though the darktide background system has its cool moments

[obsidian prairie]

Sadly there isn’t a feasible way for bardin to survive

[zinc talon]

and cultured

[dusky moon]

wym, its fun tho

[stuck dagger]

Yeahhhh fyreslayer Bardin is prolly not happening

[paper harness]

Teaches you horrific habits that take hundreds of hours to unlearn

[zinc talon]

and could burn you out of the game entirely

[rocky nacelle]

thats why I did 1K hours then started using cringe weapons like knife

[dusky moon]

i mean, im still using evis too

[stuck dagger]

And Saltspyre and Markus would both have to be Stormcast

[paper harness]

Tintin will be fixed by spamming duos until he has skill

[obsidian prairie]

Sienna is a necromancer and can just magic her way into the realms, kruber is a grail knight and gets to go to a pocket dimension for a bit, kerillian gets reincarnated, and saltzpyre is getting stormcasted

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/looks-inside-cat-meme-gif-9988497200137656952

[dusky moon]

and axe on vet

[stuck dagger]

And the only way I see sienna coming back is as a straight up undead

[dusky moon]

deimos on psyker

[south grove]

Push attack spammer

it's me

hi

[obsidian prairie]

The grail knights got sent to Lileaths pocket realm

[paper harness]

Yeah you will unlearn that

[stuck dagger]

Bardin is replaced by an ork

[dusky moon]

i get it teaches bad habits, but you cant get bad habits if you dont learn them to begin with

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-staring-staring-awkward-man-side-eye-side-eyeing-gif-25237094

me not so sure about that 1

nade thought he'd be "fixed" by spamming speedrunning

[south grove]

I'll find my hippocampus

[paper harness]

Unless you want to be like xevra and use a push attack macro

[south grove]

I swear

[copper hawk]

i used 2 be rlly good at the other vod

[rocky nacelle]

ill be waiting noobnoob

[copper hawk]

cod

mwii,,

[south grove]

It's not in my skull right now

[copper hawk]

i'd clown on noobz,,

[rocky nacelle]

whats so different from it now cica

ya just outta touch

or smthn

[paper harness]

He’s old now

[dusky moon]

imma be real, i forget you can push attack. like ill push, but the follow up i forget you can do sometimes when im in the thick of it

[stuck dagger]

true true, but tbh i think if they do give us a new band of characters, it COULD work.

[dusky moon]

and the punch is comical to me XD

[stuck dagger]

If we're fighting exclusively chaos, there's some lore reasons why we could even get like, a wight/undead character and an ork character in AOS tide

[paper harness]

When he finally has stable connection he’s learning the bad weapons first

No bolter, no kraks

No zarona

[copper hawk]

i guess mwii is old,

idk,, i just noob naow,,

[paper harness]

Original or remake

[rocky nacelle]

both

👴

[paper harness]

Real

[rocky nacelle]

the fomo has made him a noobo

many such cases

[jagged cradle]

Guys I’m sorry….

I’ve failed you all

[rocky nacelle]

@copper hawk

https://tenor.com/view/spooky-halloween-function-white-people-at-the-function-gif-11295098793787884241

@twilit shard

[copper hawk]

The shoe is on the other foot naow

I am noob..

[paper harness]

Are you playing more cringe gacha

[twilit shard]

iTS nOVEMBER NOW

[jagged cradle]

Even worse my love

I’m kinda liking caxes rn

[dusky moon]

time is an illusion, its whenever you want it to be

[plush estuary]

imagine spending 30 min being annoying and tolerated by your teammates only to get kicked at the end for trolling

[twilit shard]

Wrong

Its Christmas time

[plush estuary]

please dont spam ping or steal heals

[paper harness]

I made one of the grubs a project wingman fan

[paper harness]

I will still do it

[dusky moon]

i always give the last charge in the station to whoever needs it most, same with stims

[obsidian prairie]

That game can no longer detect my thrust binds

I am distraught

[hearty nebula]

judge zealot is right

if they want ammo, they should put it to good use

[paper harness]

It’s 30% mistake because plasteel farming brain 30% making sure I am at 100% ammo and 40% because I use more than everyone else because nobody kills any specialists

That’s why tintin gets so little ammo pickups

[dusky moon]

so, if i dont want to learn the knifes bad habits, what are things to avoid (and dont say dont use knife, i know you will)

[paper harness]

The problem is twofold

It does way too much damage and has way too high mobility

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/autism-autism-creature-yippee-tbh-creature-gif-26771176

[obsidian prairie]

The insane dodges are the problem

You can avoid everything with minimal effort

[dusky moon]

oooooh, so its bad habits is just making you think youre better then you actually are?

[stuck dagger]

I too, would like to try and learn knife ztealth zealot one day (after i learn how to parry with the devil sword lol)

[paper harness]

Knife mains are very well known for being fundamentally bad players

[obsidian prairie]

Knife is more fun with FotF

[paper harness]

Nade found that one the hard way lmao

[dusky moon]

oh, im not doing stealth

im in your face.

[dusky moon]

agreed

[obsidian prairie]

Learning knife is just learning target priority and how to be super fucking aggressive

[dusky moon]

ill do my best to not be one of those

[paper harness]

If I was to search all scoreboard history for knife zealots, maybe 20 have been genuinely good players out of the thousands of games I have played

[dusky moon]

ill aim for above average

so far, the deaths ove had were from me just genuinely being an idiot on lower diffs with friends or fucking up a dodge on a rager or crusher

[south grove]

I

[dusky moon]

ragers and crushers im tryna get better with it, ragers are super quick and kinda tricky, crushers, like i said, its thats over the head hammer that gets me

i either dodge too early and miss completely or too late and take it to the dome

[obsidian prairie]

I still barely know how to fight ragers

[dusky moon]

im getting there

[paper harness]

Lessons one

[dusky moon]

getting hit a few times, but not taking serious dmg

[paper harness]

Don’t fight them in melee

Ever

Unless you have a crusher or shock maul

Always going to take chip

[obsidian prairie]

I should honestly just go back to VT for a bit to learn

[dusky moon]

true, but i wanna learn better. trial by fire is how ive done things for YEARS

[obsidian prairie]

There is no getting out of melee with ragers there

You just have to suffer

[paper harness]

There’s the ultimate get good trial by fire

[dusky moon]

only way i know, man

[paper harness]

Load up one of the four function maps on high shock or I-II and throw your head against a wall for the next 3 months

That’s what I’m going to do with tintin

[dusky moon]

lmao, id be down for that XD

sounds like a good movie

[obsidian prairie]

I wish I actually had friends that play this game

[dusky moon]

im trying

[paper harness]

The asshole who got me into darktide quit

[dusky moon]

i tricked 3 of them into suffering with me

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-cat-upset-annoyed-perturbed-gif-2678264647403754706

[dusky moon]

id play with you

you might hate me tho XD

[delicate shadow]

Everyone I tried to get into darktide went back to verm

[obsidian prairie]

Why through

Darktide is so much more fun

[delicate shadow]

Modded VT2 is much more fun to me

[jagged cradle]

Can I come along too I want to improve also

[delicate shadow]

vanilla I'd agree

[paper harness]

I want modded realm dt

[paper harness]

Specifically for onslaught

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-vibe-music-gif-24311169

[dusky moon]

dorn, you have friends 😁
yayyyy

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-i-wouldnt-go-that-far-miranda-payne-house-of-payne-s10-e1-now-youre-exaggerating-gif-10080156947173021565

[south grove]

extract health

[dusky moon]

aw

[south grove]

scoreboard bugged out after a single DC

so I have to use PowerDi

take all of the horde damage out from a desync

and that was a pretty good round

@paper harness

[south grove]

well the specialist one was technically desync too

[zinc talon]

scoreboard doesn't keep track of the mission progress up to when you reconnect

it counts fresh from every map load

so yeah, dc's

[south grove]

but I will count that bc I could've pressed VoC but didn't

[south grove]

PowerDI tracks through disconencts

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/samuraichamploo-gif-20957870

[south grove]

I killed the pogryn

it bugged out tho

[zinc talon]

Keyword: Coke

don't mind if I do

empra smiles tonight

[south grove]

1 Desync net, and 50% of the stuns were from blocking while lagged

[obsidian prairie]

We need to rename you to epic_cope

[south grove]

my internet rn is legit dogshit

I'd be playing perfectly at 120 fps for 20 minutes and suddenly uh oh! sentenced to 12 fps and 300ms

[delicate shadow]

maybe in 2094

[south grove]

How many tags per game btw

[paper harness]

It can be done by a third party

Someone is already working on it

[south grove]

I only tag when something is too far to kill / too fast for me to get to / daemonhost

[dusky moon]

i can block crushers, yeah? or is their hammer too big?
dont think ive tried, i really only block to puch

[obsidian prairie]

Unblockable

[dusky moon]

makes sense

[south grove]

Parry only.

[obsidian prairie]

I think ogryn might be able to but it just deals to much stamina damage

[dusky moon]

thats another thing, i must have missed that tutorial, idk how to parry

[obsidian prairie]

Devils claw only

[dusky moon]

oooohh

[dusky moon]

yeah, havent used that

[vague depot]

its the special action

although i think you can sorta "parry" a bulwark with every melee

just block just as its about to hit and it should stagger

i think

[south grove]

It utilises the same mechanic as blocking, blocking early won't work, blocking later you get hit.

[copper hawk]

U missed it @vague depot

I was online

I couldve streamed 4 u..

[vague depot]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-zealot-pain-gif-25557240

[zinc talon]

I love my lil servo skull buddy

[vague depot]

i was a bit busy with stuff mb

[zinc talon]

he's my flashlight an my fren

[south grove]

cica watched my internet melt down.

There was nothing interesting at all.

[zinc talon]

did it stop going to therapy

[vague depot]

damn

[copper hawk]

I was jokin lmfao

I was teasin

[south grove]

@paper harness I'm gonna sound so stupid for this but I finally learned the knife combo

[copper hawk]

Erm u have 2 pay attention 2 me

At all timez

NOOB

[vague depot]

wallahi

[copper hawk]

Astaghfirullah

[dusky moon]

what one?

[copper hawk]

Wallahi u R finished

[south grove]

Mk 3 all combos

I know the combos but I could never hit them right

[copper hawk]

Noobnoob think he Father Ward

[dusky moon]

i learned the punch stab today

[south grove]

but the muscle memory is finally kicking in

[copper hawk]

Have u even played FAITH

[south grove]

yea

albeit I borrowed my friends steam account for it

too lazy to buy it

[dusky moon]

dude, hammer looks fun too

the bonk

[south grove]

Try all the class exclusive weapons before moving back to universal ones.

oh wait is there even any left.

it's like 2-4 per class now.

[vague depot]

mk3 is the more single target focused knife right

[south grove]

yea

[vague depot]

whats the combos

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hunt-showdown-my-cousin-vinny-general-sam-scupper-lake-gif-5292213000304695695

The clock reset has fucked me up

What the hell

[vague depot]

did we go forward or back an hour

[vague depot]

oh nice where did you find this

[dusky moon]

did savings time hit?

[vague depot]

is bracket attacks optional

[south grove]

this and SP → L1 → H2

[vague depot]

sp is punch right

whats that for

[south grove]

Bracket is push attack

but yea it's optional

[south grove]

yes

the light after punch count as a heavy attack

[dusky moon]

what is it for mr 6?

[vague depot]

wtf

[south grove]

and punch on weakspot is good stagger

[zinc talon]

spring forward, fall back

[vague depot]

alright

[dusky moon]

and bleed, which i didnt know

with some talent tho

[south grove]

Path's guide

https://onedrive.live.com/edit?id=E2A0A519389B2F30!sa7c48fc84c574f998848f62d41caaf9f&resid=E2A0A519389B2F30!sa7c48fc84c574f998848f62d41caaf9f&cid=e2a0a519389b2f30&ithint=file%2Cdocx&redeem=aHR0cHM6Ly8xZHJ2Lm1zL3cvYy9lMmEwYTUxOTM4OWIyZjMwL0VjaVB4S2RYVEpsUGlFajJMVUhLcjU4QmJOX0xja01PQzRiYmEzcW5sTzhUSGc&migratedtospo=true&wdo=2

[dusky moon]

whats pa? punch attack?

[south grove]

it's the vet guide tho

so yeh :)

[vague depot]

push attack

do a push and hold the attack button

[south grove]

push attack

[dusky moon]

and bc?

[south grove]

rmb → lmb

[vague depot]

block cancel

[south grove]

block cancel ye

[dusky moon]

how do that?

[vague depot]

quickly tap block to cancel the end of your animation with a block

[dusky moon]

oh

[south grove]

rmb during anim

[dusky moon]

imma try to burn that to memory

thanks

[south grove]

Shovel is still my best weapon.

Easy to learn, powerful, but not cheesy.

[jagged cradle]

Tin important question

[south grove]

Haiiii

What's up

[jagged cradle]

Omg hai hai

[dusky moon]

2 heavys into a light, push attack, heavy, cancel?

[south grove]

there's a moveset

[jagged cradle]

Anyway should I catch up on some shows or darktide

[south grove]

go to a weapon and press v to inspect

combos are made by picking and choosing the moveset parts

[south grove]

what show

depends ig

[jagged cradle]

The boys

[dusky moon]

ive missed that the whole time

[south grove]

You can also check breakpoints w/ it

[south grove]

which season

genuinely depends

[vague depot]

also wdym by this

[south grove]

season 4 has its highs and lows

[vague depot]

what does the light inherit from the heavy

[south grove]

the light has heavy attack damage

[vague depot]

gg

[jagged cradle]

Beginning season 3 if I do watch it

[south grove]

which means you get an instant heavy after stun

[dusky moon]

punch then light attack, its a head strike

[south grove]

season 3 is good

I like season 3

[jagged cradle]

Alright I’ll do that then thanks oomf

[south grove]

It still is lackluster in some writing areas

but the hype was enough to keep it going

[dusky moon]

ive just beem left click sopamming hoards and working in heavies with the big guys and armored dudes

also some heavies on basic dudes in hoards.

psyker is fun, smite is great, i love it. magic will always be my favorite shit. but imm lean more to zealot for a while so i can get better at actually playing XD

[junior perch]

hey guys was curious about the assualt chainaxe how good is that weapon rarely see people use but it looks dope

[south grove]

Knife is good but you should have a regular weapon outside of it to keep your sanity.

[south grove]

IV is a stagger machine w/ semi revved light attacks

XII is a crusher killer

[junior perch]

does it lock you in place as well?

[south grove]

yea it's the sticky attacks

but you can move around during it

interrupt if it starts hurting

Ripped from path's guide in vet chat

he made it, it's very cool

[zinc talon]

yknow scoreboard weighting has gone from surprising to irritating all the way back around to endearing

defense is the only tab that's truly keeping track of everybody equally across the whole mission duratino

[zinc talon]

the og chainaxe will auto rev on light strike

so...kind of?

it's nothing you can't have in your muscle memory by the end of the first mission

the new chainaxe auto revs on heavies, and push attack I want to say

and it bonks on light strike

personally I really like the auto rev on heavy but as a rule of thumb I dislike totally light strike horde clear weapons

they end up coming across as boring with use

shame too cuz the new evis fucks

[grizzled aspen]

PA on mk12 does not auto rev.

It's a poke.

[zinc talon]

oh, conflating with new evis then

I guess axe only revs on light or heavy

the new chainaxe getting released was actually the catalyst for me to come full circle back to the OG

[grizzled aspen]

I dont recall mk15 evisc auto revving on PA either.

[zinc talon]

and I really enjoy it now

yep, it's a similar stabbity after the push that's single target rev for maybe the same duration as the heavies do

maybe a lil longer

[grizzled aspen]

Then again, I don't use the PA on mk15 because it's ass.

[zinc talon]

yeah but it feels good

the finality of stab sawing them to death

[grizzled aspen]

It does so little damage in such a long period of time that I never find it worth using.

[zinc talon]

it's a last hit dispatch

cuz it'll chew some health for sure

just not as much as heavies obv

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah, that's why I hate it.

[zinc talon]

it's much faster to spool and send than a heavy bake at least

[grizzled aspen]

I can mince a rager in under a second with a revved heavy.

[zinc talon]

no doubt

[grizzled aspen]

A revved PA does like nothing to them.

I dont even think I'd kill them with a duellist procced headshot.

[zinc talon]

it pulls them out of their combos faster than they can swing their next attack

like uh

the counterspell mage has in WoW

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah sawing stuns ragers.

I know.

But you know what else deals with ragers?

Tknife headshot.

Instant, on demand rager obliteration.

[zinc talon]

shrug I'm just talkin up when it could be used to the most advantage

last-hit instant on long saw, or very quick jab interrupt

I got not dog in this fight

[grizzled aspen]

I understand, I'm just saying there's numerous other ways of killing stuff faster.

And I don't think the PA even stuns crushers either.

Not even with a grievous wounds headshot.

Funny thing though, punishment can allow a boltgun to knock a crusher down on a headshot bash.

Did it the other day and giggled like an idiot when I realized it was possible.

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-dobby-rather-mundane-when-i-see-the-dog-holding-back-gif-21970815

[wind dagger]

i dont even know man

[dusky moon]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[junior perch]

dope thanks man

[zinc talon]

not that

but whoa anyway

the push attack will stab multiple things on the same attack

even though it chooses one to lock to it still cleaves what you stab with it

[obsidian prairie]

Chaxe PA can pen bulwark shields

[zinc talon]

do with that what you will I suppose

standard saw lock rules like specials take precedence over more targets hit etc

uh

is that video uh

baffling

[south grove]

@spare talon I finally realised what you meant by video freezing on the first frame

my computer has it too now

[zinc talon]

so what's happening right now is, my nvidia overlay thinks it should pull up when I'm tabbed to discord

and won't pull up in game

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-dobby-rather-mundane-when-i-see-the-dog-holding-back-gif-21970815

[zinc talon]

yknow it would be my fuckin luck that this entire time

the overlay hasn't actually been recording

closed client to reboot, overlay still coming up with discord

dammit nvidia stop paving the way for the future of humanity and AI and recode my game recording software

[dusky moon]

so i just saw this...idk how to feel

idk if its real or not either

i fuckin hope not

[zinc talon]

it's supposed to have three times the cores of a 4090

don't ask me what type or how many total; computer hardware is heretical mumbo jumbo magic to me

[dusky moon]

and thats why id be a mechanicus

i know way too damn much about tech

[ornate bone]

não concordo

[dusky moon]

and biology, so id be perfect for servitor configuration

[zinc talon]

what the fuck even is boolean logic

do not answer that it was rhetorical I choose to remain stupid

[dusky moon]

conveluded is what it is

[ornate bone]

how about I shove both of my bools in the wall socket

[zinc talon]

not getting an answer all this time has set my path

[dusky moon]

we...dont talk about boolean.

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cant-laugh-lol-smile-gif-11684721

[dusky moon]

its like the weird 2nd cousin twice removed that sits in the back of the reunion.

[zinc talon]

humming to themselves

[dusky moon]

more of a lucid mumble

[zinc talon]

actually, the economist put out a technology quarterly on the future of computer chips and ai

like 40 pages worth of what ifs and fact finding

[lean cairn]

no one has ever got here before

[zinc talon]

it was the best most straightforward read on what the hell a single computer on/off switch is

what it looks like, how it works, how they're built right now and will be in future

https://www.economist.com/technology-quarterly/2024/09/16/ai-has-returned-chipmaking-to-the-heart-of-computer-technology

best explanation on truly fundamental what it is what it does explanations sorts of questions answered

[rocky nacelle]

dont care

that pic is awesome

only thing im focusin on

[zinc talon]

if yall's poor dopamine soaked brains and gen alpha attention spans can hold up to the reading

[dusky moon]

i hopt to god it doesnt need a sperate power cord

[zinc talon]

unfortunate name

bout to chitnis bathroom nawmsayin

[zinc talon]

the thing is practically a standalone computer inside your computer just built with the architecture of rendering pixels in mind

the 4090 can unironically do like eleven, million, billion, operations per second

what does that even mean

can we drop the fuckin charade please and just accept the fact it is wizard hocus pocus

I'm ready to accept it

[dusky moon]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[zinc talon]

humanity: we have built inanimate objects into devic s es that can mimic and react to human language in the same way a living human would

me:

https://tenor.com/view/knutmath-knut-math-counting-confused-gif-3104072053120049527

I mean I'm no slouch, took me seven years but I became the first doctor in the history of my family, in the medical field to boot not some theology doctorate of philosophy

but trying to learn computer code literally gave me a nose bleed in middle school

[ornate bone]

Some people just have the wackiest time with random shit

I was pretty fine with calculus and differential equations, integrals and even those stupid paraboloids, but man... I ain't got no gosh darned dangnabbit clue what the tarnation is an electron spin

And it wasn't lack of explaining

People sat there telling me about it and I was like

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[wind dagger]

the way ragers throw their heads around during their attack animations makes hitting them with knives kind of irritating

i'm learning to know where to aim but it's like bro

[rocky nacelle]

just cheat and manstopper tknife them

[wind dagger]

chat what's manstopper

[stone fern]

its a blessing on shotguns

[untold lily]

In fairness I work with machine spirits and they are okay

Sometimes they get moody and then everyone’s suitcase gets flagged as potentially containing explosive substances

But then my colleagues tell the pre-servitors that it is just a random check

And the false information enables them to not chimp out

[ornate bone]

it stops men

[wind dagger]

wish we got more xp from sacrificing weapons

hardly feels worth it

[untold lily]

https://tenor.com/view/peeking-kitten-sneaky-gif-13898938

[wind dagger]

2k per orange feels like a crime

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-water-cat-speed-fast-gif-15849413971037490889

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorparrive-cat-green-cat-glorp-space-gif-1554876253328099453

[rocky nacelle]

@wind dagger

stop

man

🛑 🫸 🧍‍♂️

[wind dagger]

that's not right

[paper harness]

Functional game

[untold lily]

I am already happy that they gave us a way to make useless objects useful now.

The real QoL change now would be making it so that raising a weapon to power level 500 increases all percentages to 80% so dump stats cease to exist.

[stone fern]

its right and intentional!!!

(its slightly harder for fatshark to fix we have to wait 9 more months minimum)

[paper harness]

Why would they do that

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/jon-snow-take-a-knee-got-kit-harington-bow-down-gif-9470652

[paper harness]

I don’t want a 80% collateral weapon

In fact I want a 0%

[untold lily]

Ends the Brunt Gacha game, gives them stable stats to work with for planning future content

[median steeple]

100% mobility here I come

[paper harness]

There will never be red weapons

[mighty root]

Where is brunt

[paper harness]

They killed the concept over a year ago

[rocky nacelle]

I DONT EVEN CARE IF THIS KILLS ME

SHIN KI KO HO

🔺

KI KO HO

🔺

KI KO HO

🔺

[mighty root]

On the mk 1 shovel why should I run skull crusher over take a swing?

[rocky nacelle]

dies

[paper harness]

80% collateral weapons when they kill 2 random trash mobs instead of the 12 gunners

Mk1 shovel wants uncanny decimator

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/chiaotzu-dragon-ball-telekinesis-dragonball-bullets-gif-2364961030187359115

[mighty root]

I miss a pixel of a poxwalker and boom buy decimator stacks

[rocky nacelle]

yam if he locked in for 1 second

[mighty root]

[paper harness]

Don’t miss

[rocky nacelle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2sMf2FGk89v6BTJgKXGW1V?si=b463fb4b487e46ca

[frosty herald]

Me against hyperious the invincible

[rocky nacelle]

dude I was supposed to play in a tourney I thought was sunday

it was today

I DQ'd from that shit to grind double XP with the homies

and since sunday should be free maybe BL2 can start

[rocky nacelle]

if I dont go out

[frosty herald]

It is sunday

[rocky nacelle]

sunday

raditz reference

DOUBLE SUNDAY

[paper harness]

Hey at least fs understands how the game functions

[mighty root]

Y’all milk y’all’s hyrax?

[paper harness]

Unlike arrowhead

[frosty herald]

The weed done fried his braincells

[rocky nacelle]

im better under the influence than people who are sober

[rocky nacelle]

lets not talk about when im sober

https://tenor.com/view/locked-in-monkey-monkey-meme-monkey-locked-in-monkey-face-gif-14625756494248886007

[stone fern]

my brother you get catatonic when you're high

[rocky nacelle]

what are these fake agendas

ive carried your dumbass high and sober b4

lmfao

I do not like being non functional while high thats hahnda or vic (sometimes)

not enjoyable

[stone fern]

you couldnt say a single word until you calmed down

[rocky nacelle]

?

me not wanting to talk

hes too high

[stone fern]

yes

[rocky nacelle]

yeah you definitely should stay away from drugs with how smart you are clad

lmfao

[mighty root]

Evil weed

[stone fern]

i can talk i just dont wanna

i can quit i just dont wanna

this dude is copmaxxing

[rocky nacelle]

copmaxxing

yup more proof of clad being a genius

cant even spell

💅

rashad does worse to the brain than real drugs

[frosty herald]

Clad noob

[stone fern]

im lacing your grass with fent

[mighty root]

Just pooped so much it hurts

Had to lay in the fetal position

[stone fern]

maybe eat a veggie?

[mighty root]

I do?

Noob

[stone fern]

smh im trying to help

[mighty root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1293615088523280416/attachment.gif

[stone fern]

go eat more MREs

[mighty root]

I’m not in the military

I’m not that stupid

[stone fern]

you dont have to be in the military to eat MREs

noob

[mighty root]

Why would i want an mre

Where would I procure one

[stone fern]

internet

tbh i like seeing the MRE unpacking videos

[mighty root]

“Erm sign up for a dodge charger and slop”

HELL NO

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1290821541277208638/1293615088523280416/attachment.gif

[rocky nacelle]

dont forget the potential mental trauma or physical recovery you might have to go thru depending on your job

🇺🇸

🫡

[solar gorge]

we call that character growth

[mighty root]

I love drone bombing

[rocky nacelle]

now the only thing to sustain that character growth is nicotine and alcohol

[solar gorge]

I don't need to forget

I need to remember

harder

[paper harness]

Factorio chads stay winning

[rocky marsh]

does anyone have a clip of a throwing knive 1 hitting a crusher
i remember its possible with AiB and uncanny

Someone on youtoob said you need three headshots and 5 uncanny stacks

[mighty root]

Imagine hearing a whiny noise and it zips towards your friends hut and he explodes

[obsidian prairie]

Handcannon and surgical + duelist and some other stuff

[paper harness]

Pretty sure it can only be done with zarona, even then, not sure it can be done

[rocky marsh]

no i know its possible, im just asking for a clip

[obsidian prairie]

I don’t have it

Cole does

When he gets on

[paper harness]

Used to be possible due to armor downgrade on fotf

[solar gorge]

smitten by the gods

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-palico-pet-cute-gif-2310012519091958170

[paper harness]

I’ll get bullied into wilds eventually

[rocky nacelle]

cole has a revolver vid of him staring a crusher down for about the entire duration of buffing surgical

then 1 shotting it with a tknife swap out after 5 seconds

kek

might be old and doesnt work anymore though

[paper harness]

Me when it I could piss on a crusher and kill it faster

[mighty root]

You should add me on steam and we can play fun games together

[rocky nacelle]

dorn try not to make everything into a micro penis measuring competition

impossible

lmfao

[obsidian prairie]

I think he’s using mastery skin in it

[rocky nacelle]

this is why people talk about zealots like the way they do

ya know

(besides the shit pub zealots)

[solar gorge]

all stereotypes are somewhat true

universal law

[paper harness]

Why do we even have a drg channel man

[rocky nacelle]

yes they all have a hint of truth

[paper harness]

Nobody fucking plays it

[rocky nacelle]

why is any channel in there besides LC and Fart tide

[mighty root]

I play deep rock

[rocky nacelle]

fake gamers

💅

[mighty root]

[frosty herald]

deep co-

[rocky nacelle]

bloating channels to make it look like they play more games

so noob

[rocky nacelle]

deep cock

https://tenor.com/view/leaf-lover-leaf-lover-deep-rock-galactic-drg-gif-4207317434816355354

[mighty root]

Can i have an invite

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/terrifier-nope-reaction-terrified-meme-gif-12811626649724885613

[solar gorge]

no deadlock channel, noob server

[paper harness]

Crayon eater channel occupied by two grubs every night

[rocky nacelle]

deadcock

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-deadlock-deadlock-muscles-play-deadlock-valve-deadlock-gif-14681555181728085367

[mighty root]

https://tenor.com/view/art-the-clown-terrifer-lawyer-gif-16449038316537546935

[frosty herald]

dawn priest is cracked at deadlock

[mighty root]

Can i have an invite?

[paper harness]

[mighty root]

[rocky nacelle]

sorry you have to run 10 auric maelstrom games solo of lacerate uncanny knife

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-abrams-markiplier-punch-abrams-deadlock-punch-gif-14763973068652581341

[rocky nacelle]

then barrel 10 smitekers

to become a real grub and get an invite

[mighty root]

[rocky nacelle]

i dont make the rules

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[mighty root]

I already done that

[paper harness]

Burger has you blocked so that’s a no

He’d kick you on the spot

[mighty root]

Burger?

Who is burger

[solar gorge]

McChicken

[stone fern]

like this?

[paper harness]

You need a quad kill

Kill all of your team and yourself

[solar gorge]

time to deadlo ranked

[rocky nacelle]

when you turned around it looked like she was falling 2x as fast

lmfao

[mighty root]

@paper harness there’s so many burgers

[paper harness]

I totally haven’t done that by accident before

[rocky nacelle]

drop like a rock

[paper harness]

Gloriana, missed a hit and bang entire team off the map instantly

[spare talon]

I check my work schedule cuz I have a weird feeling
Shift times changed with no warning less than a day in advance
New shifts added less that a week in advance with no warning, one being on the orientation day I have to attend to transfer to uni
Like I'm sorry if you do something like this with 0 warning and tell me miss the thing I signed up for in advance causing my life to be on hold for half a year, I don't care you're just down a person that day

[stone fern]

yam nuked us twice off the map

i hate yam so much

[mighty root]

I kneel

Destroy them

[stone fern]

damn you got spidey sense for work bullshit?

[mighty root]

Still trying to figure out who burger is

[stone fern]

me

[mighty root]

Burger come home

[mighty root]

No he has me blocked lol

[stone fern]

unironically that as my old league name...

[stone fern]

blocked

[mighty root]

Haters

[spare talon]

Yes

Every time I check on a whim
Something is fucked

And it never is if it dont

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

when wilds has rare pets you can hunt for again

[stone fern]

i listened to savage weapons a short story about konrad and the lion

shit was autistic by the end of it their sons where holding them back

[frosty herald]

Switch axe is not for me

[stone fern]

like it was a street fight

[frosty herald]

Ill stick to the humble hammer

[obsidian prairie]

Swaxe was neat in rise

[paper harness]

I still am attempting to decipher what was said here

[obsidian prairie]

Definitely felt like a spam your funny move weapon but I am a fan of those

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-head-head-smile-gif-12205170

[mighty root]

Smyker speak

[stone fern]

i like using military words around him because i know even seeing "TEN HUT" written down will make him have a pavlovian response

[rocky nacelle]

cica living rent free in dorns head evidence #32938

✍️ 📖

[stone fern]

greatest love story ever written

[rocky nacelle]

(they will both kill each other)

[stone fern]

he shoots the guns
he ships the guns to him...

[rocky nacelle]

romeo and juliet

noobeo and noobiet

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-post-skill-issue-meme-gif-8258338596444011678

[rocky nacelle]

utterly broken

capcom be like

[paper harness]

It’s just so confusing

Am I really that old

[obsidian prairie]

Oh it is

Damn

[rocky nacelle]

lets give switch axe a counter that immediately puts you in sword mode

so sex

[stone fern]

theres nothing to be confused about

[rocky nacelle]

but also so fucking broken

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-driving-vietnam-flashback-ptsd-gif-5605181

[stone fern]

you just like him

[rocky nacelle]

lmfao

[stone fern]

tell him how you feel

[obsidian prairie]

I played a lot of bow in rise as well

[rocky nacelle]

swag axe in rise was so unreal man I loved that thing

[obsidian prairie]

The healing arc shot made me happy

[rocky nacelle]

can fight anything

cause dumbass counter

and it just shits damage

lmao

2 wire bugs for a fully charged swag axe on a monster attack/roar

can do the counter as long as you have sword meter

waiter more damage and power creep please

[mighty root]

who is burger?

[untold lily]

And there are a lot of slow people in the city blocking the path of the righteous to their post

They’re actually standing still on escalators instead of using them as a movement speed power-up

Let me casually block the entrance of the main underground bicycle storage bunker in Amsterdam

[rocky nacelle]

fuck if I know

[wind dagger]

this has to be a kid right

[rocky nacelle]

kill all pink names

[rocky nacelle]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cica is gonna love this one

[obsidian prairie]

They are in active military service

[rocky nacelle]

that is a 22 year old active military member

🫡

[stone fern]

that man is a solider protecting your freedom

🫡

[rocky nacelle]

I dont think kids would even know those god damn words

💀

[stone fern]

they would

[rocky nacelle]

they'd know the last 2 cica said

not anything else

[untold lily]

That is not an indication of intelligence or wisdom, but it is an indication of understanding the importance of service

[stone fern]

i heard kids explaining skpidi lore at the busstop 2 weeks ago

[rocky nacelle]

no one declared it intelligence or wisdom we just said its not a kid

weird

EU moment

[obsidian prairie]

It’s an indication of a minimum age

[untold lily]

That is also an interpretation, yes

[wind dagger]

yeah that tracks

[rocky nacelle]

"that is also an interpretation"

no thats what we just stated

[lean cairn]

launched into the launcher instead of directly in game and now all of my graphics settings and my user_config reset

[rocky nacelle]

but ok

lmfao

[lean cairn]

thank you fatshart

[wind dagger]

i bet i can guess their branch

[rocky nacelle]

not hard theres like 4 to choose from (national guard isnt real)

[untold lily]

They seem headpattable so my guess is navy

[rocky nacelle]

wrong

[stone fern]

set it to read only

[rocky nacelle]

and that sentence is awful

lmao

[untold lily]

Yes

[obsidian prairie]

They literally talk about the amount of miles they walk a day

[rocky nacelle]

total pink name death

[wind dagger]

the easy guess is airforce but my gut tells me that they're a marine stationed abroad somewhere

probably a sea country

[paper harness]

@south grove

[rocky nacelle]

gut is wrong

[wind dagger]

curses

[stone fern]

wrong

that MAN is on the frontlines defending you!

[rocky nacelle]

ok man is pushing it a bit

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[stone fern]

[rocky nacelle]

jk i love cica

its always funny to say that though

[stone fern]

uhhhhh

hes ok

[rocky nacelle]

its ok to not like someone clad cause they're one of the millions of voices calling you a noob for using rashad

[lean cairn]

reset everything now my game does this

[paper harness]

Delete everything inside Fatshark app data

Then verify

[untold lily]

So?

[obsidian prairie]

You don’t do that on a boat

[rocky nacelle]

you know the navy has like

[paper harness]

Depends

[rocky nacelle]

places to work on shore right

shore duty shit

[obsidian prairie]

Yes

[frosty herald]

Chargeblade is also too confusing for me

[obsidian prairie]

But I was using it as a singular example

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough

[obsidian prairie]

Womp womp

[rocky nacelle]

im not nit picky enough to care