#zealot-class
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We gotta turn tintin into a super soldier
what the fuck man
Give him a serum (heroin)
EATING SOMETHING clearly doesn't work
Give him the Mutant Syringe
Isnt anemia blood defeciency
It otay i like 16%
3.5k intake a day I think I'm eating something yea...
Druggie to druggie communication
Mutant Syringe addict
I'm eating more now than before but I can't exactly eat everything I want bc I don't have half of my pancreas.
No wrath.. it's ovar..
yeah mk13g needs wrath
wrath
fair nuff
mk3 wants savage sweep
wrath on XIIIg.
supercharged bowels
you grub
shut the fuck up
jesus
Wrath
btw if u didn’t know u want wrath on the mk13
and savage sweep on the mk3
She is
I don't play ZZZ or whatever it is...
Me thinks rampage and shred is the best c sword blessings
btw you want to use the mk13 because its better than the mk3
💅
:3
Awesome dog
alright time to see how dog shit this meme is

What Is it then
opportunist evis?
wrath shred
grubgrub is real
I got Opal on Marksman Rifles on BO6.... Im so fucking cool and awesome...
(im psyk testing first)
h1 will stagger ragers
Maybe I'll eat you instead...
I know
It's a win win.
with your frail twink hollow hands?
they will break trying to lift me
I don't need to, power tools can help.
ah yes the power tools that will break your wrist
because they are too heavy
yep
Chunk by chunk and medium rare.
Answer honestly
no
How frail are you
I can use power tools.
LMFAO
Fucking blown away like a paper bag
Not that frail, but definitely below average endurance.
No i mean breaking bones
I have a 6 min mile time if that means anything.
Since your kind of a bird
Haven't broke any yet.
Thats good
The comically large ones that are nearly the size of household cats
jesus bro got the fallout build
LMAO
Bro just get PHD Flopper
that dark souls 1 level of fall damage
Falls 2 feet
Dies
😭
Yeah those ones
Someone said this before.
Im 5'8!!!
Tintin got that witcher 3 fall damage
close enough
Dont worry I've met smaller
one piece character build
+1 AGI is worth it
I take it + built to destroy every time
I met a dude who was 5'4, but he took the 1 one 2 paths you take at that height, he dwarf maxxed
Small frame is genuinely a devious thing to say
Grew a huge ass beard
did he get buff
He was stocky for his size yeah
This is me btw if u even flippin florpin care
why do you keep posting this one piece character
Noobnoob
As a woman
izumi isnt 5'8.............
(idk how tall she is)
Joewari des
4'11''
Uh 4'11 apparently
LMFAO
quick google search
HOLY SHIT LMAO
How tall are you Paradise
6'0
Yeah we're the same
184...
(we're both coping cause we're actually 5'11)
and anything under 6 isnt human
182.5 methinks
No
might be wrong
No
im pretty eye level with my homeboys who are 6'3-6'4
I mean we could but we won’t cus metric sucks
(I call tall people trees cause its funny)
Ultragrubbing
I like making fun of 6'0 exacts aka myself and saying we're actually 5'11
uhm
we're actually 5'13
☝️
I've met a 6'8
that guy I met was either 6'7 or 6'8 but tallest tree ive ever seen
Actual Giant
6 eggs 12 slices of bacon for breakfast
6'3" mfs
not full english...
1.72m
Im so sigma
I’m too hungover to cook a full English
do you even live in birmingham???
Brimmy is a shithole
unreal...
No its a shithole
You should be shot
birmingham is a utopia
You should wake up without your teeth again
Its a genuine shithole
Plasmoid
Not like britain isnt the most depressing landmass in the world
Who doesn’t have a mic
Oi, you git should woike up wif your teefs kicked in again
young thug once said
That sound like you???
Nottingham half breed
We getting into British Eugenics now
You sound like you live in sheffield
I want to see a British tierlist based on Cities
Rather be from blackpool than Nottingham
birmingham
is a fucking shithole
I lived there for half a year cut me some slack...
Friend
FFFFFFFFFFF
London has its own special place in hell
whis
There is only 5 acceptable places to be from in England
i don’t watch japan sry
Dont tell me meow went to the miku expo
lmfao
you think that shit is cheap?
im going to a miku concert/expo 1 day before I die
I swear on this
Surrey, Kent, Devon, Oxfordshire and Somerset
HEAVILY
30 bucks is about 1 darktide or 5 vt2s
you broke ass dude
someone cant beat this broke ass dude in sparking
lotta good that extra deluxe edition does you
Just hop on bl2 lil bro
if we play bl2 we're playing sparking first
also link the mods n shit so I can get this stupid 10x enemy spawner you want
serious question
is it just me or do the weakened bosses heal a lot more than normal bosses
serious answer
like BoN eating?
i actually didnt know chaos spawn has hp regen
that could be it
you think they would care enough to code for weakened monstros too?

😭
they heal a fixed amount
coming down off of Thursday's edible
shut up and die ❤️
you just told me shut up and die
I didn't mean it bestie
BREASTIE
I'M FUCKING DYING
what generation of brainrot is this
Gooners...
jesus
wait
that’s my line
thrusday?
you have literally never said it
stop trying to steal all my swag scrub
❗
09/26/2023
HE SOUNDS LIKE PYRO TOO
meow said it a year ago 
Sloptubers copying sloptubers crazy
you can stop now
when
STOP
STOPPPPPP
more coffee :3
MOAR!!!!!
I am actually drinking some coffee rn
some smores flavor coffee from a shop down the road
Did you know metal cooler is classified as an android
Charges ki passively
same with mecha frieza
Thats wrong
yea nah i just remembered
I could ki charge in story vs tunks
Give him the ki grab lmao
so I can have another character to make you mald with?
then he proceeds to get up again lol
im going to install debuff indicator before I complain about what I think is happening
my hunch feels right though ill see
I normally take 10mg
because I'm small
but I decided tonight was the night to do 130 
reminds me when my homeboy said do you want my last 2 edibles? (I was out at an event)
You guys actually do shit to make your life semi enjoyable?
i can do zero after i did something very stupid i think i gave myself ptsd
I was like sure, I already eat the 2 of them then I proceed to ask them how much were these? and he says 150mg each
this bitch stupid
Me who just doesn't do any of that in general even though I literally have Alcohol in the fridge right now
man I was so high it was hard to just stay awake and watch the games lmfao
I hate being that high
I just dont have an urge idfk why
do not use asthma injalors before smoking they will not make you more high
wat
spam vanish when moving in sparking mode
just holding the left stick and then vanish
yeah
and a few others
I was so absurdly high that I couldn't play Darktide
spamming from neutral stance
but I performed better on Hunt Showdown somehow
you were in tune with the cryptids
isnt super janemba really good to throw of vanish timing
since his vanish is kinda hard to notice reliably
idk I dont play him but I should
i wish i liked hunt showdown now
r8 my high loadout decisions
hey wuts yalls preferred flamer blessings rq
overpressure/blaze away, everlasting flame/blaze away (crit), blaze away, penetrating flames (if you want to kill crushers and meme)
wheres the fortnite pickaxe
ok ok i see u, how well does inspiring barrage work on it
I ran blaze away IB before the update
It’s a safety pick
loved it cause you just tank 5 ragers hitting you
It’s not bad
very stupid lmfao
if you feel like face tanking the horde/5 ragers in front of you or bulwarks bashing you go IB blaze away
god damnit
I hate being right
revved attacks dont stagger so opportunist is butt cheeks (on bigger annoying targets)
oh when i bitch about this i get called a noob
I installed debuff tracker specifically for this mk3 setup
in psykhanium before I bitched
interesting
sucks to learn revv attacks dont stagger
maybe idk
some people suck ngl this games player base is 50/50
hunt sucks
wow sounds familiar
hunt does suck I can confirm
I managed to get into 5 star last night and need to burn that off
REAL
this is rev attacks not staggering yes
but my complaint is they dont apply stagger to utilize opportunist
for mk3
oppprtunist doesnt work on targets your cutting?
wym
you're saying that the evi blessing doesnt proc on revved attacks?
so only push into rev?
no rev attacks in general dont apply stagger debuff on targets

so opportunist doesnt get use out of it
fatshark moment
cuz no stagger
this shit is so funny
guies theyre gonna balance crafting with the crafting update 
all they did was add more useless blessings and more must have blessings
Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate.
ok I disabled the major debuffs only showing in mods
and yep still right
no stagger whatsoever
does it work with revved push attack?
smyker killed me with a tox flamer tank explosion, then this
Is enduring Faith worth it?
I cant even make a shitty opportunist meme
CAUSE ITS SO FUCKING SHIT (the mk3)
IT DOESNT WORK
is heavy sword worth it for zealot or does it just get outshined by others
I gotta take Dorn's advice and just start leaving on sight for smite users
i just got a nice one never really touched them
What weapon u trying
Shock maul?
It kills anything below carapace
it's good
Shock maul doesn’t have super low ADMs
ill give it a shot ig what blessing should i throw on
What’s “the mk3”
deathblow rampage or deathblow headtaker
Oh
coolio ty
I like headtaker more for less condition required
@stone fern give mk3 eviscerator to veteran so VoC can actually abuse opportunist
Lmao yea no

This would be unfathomably ass
dump cleave target bc it's a set number
man its so dog shit
mk3 has nothing that gives stagger
FOTF doesnt give stagger
my bolter kills everything so no stagger there either
no
stop having fun
oh cool ty i would not have done that
max out at 4 targets cleaves
ill prob do HT
Opportunist becomes 35% rending on Vet 
you WILL run the same 3 blessings on every weapon and you will like it
holy abyss
god damn I hate opportunist and I hate the mk3 and I hate fat shark
and I hate and and and
reminder that everyone on this chat is 1 patch/discovery away from snapping
me when I try to make a niche funny meme
(it doesnt even work cause this game is abyss)
You are a stick
I can fly, can you?
I had a revelation
Opportunist Skullcrusher Ogryn actually good
Unfortunately such a combo is only available on paul and the shield
want to try it out
I would estimate he’d shatter a wrist bone in under 10 mins working in the shop with me
What weapon ?
Exactly what I've been using
And it's peak
Paul ?
against a group of gunners/shotgunners with heavy sword should i do h1 special loop or h2 h3 loop
Shield and Paul
wait is damage the dump stat on flamers am i stupid
yes
In theory
Yeah
Yup it's damage
Nah
ok cool im not crazy
Imma do my own thing
I will no longer be making a meme mk3 build I will be making a "Mk3 build"
make opportunist real and make mk3 good (again)
I thought grievous wounds gave it new stagger breakpoints
fuck if I know
look at mr optimal over here
do a backflip off ascension riser
Shut up Martyclad
what what did i say
Rashad Creature.
Standard Pattern Zealot is basically this
Wretched thing
i could eat you
There's nothing to eat on me
no meat at all
bones are hollow too
You could eat him like a ortolan
got it was just curious if martydom zealot had any nodes that was staple to them as well
is that the small shit bird?
sir where is your combat ability
Yes
ewww
Player's choice (but actually use fotf)
no thanks
STOP BULLING ME 😭
this is so sad smash that like and subscribe for more funny stories
You don’t want to drown him in Armagnac and eat him whole
is that some kind of cognac?
why do you know so much fancy shit
to fill the void
Brandy
Basically the whole Martyrdom branch except Martyr's Purpose (it sucks) and while the template leaves combat ability choice up to the player, you really should be taking FotF (and the second charge if you don't have one of the good cooldown reducers)
H1 grievous wounds is smacking ragers around but its still not showing staggered as a debuff for me so either my mod is borked or Mk3 really is abysmal ass same with opportunist
im going yo grievously wound you
The corruption aura...
how hard is it?
Almost done w/ martyrdom, still in the carnival
Why is martydom so braindead

and pray tell which zealot keystone is the intellectual one
Taking 3x HP curios for HR synergy 
you guys ever meet a zealot named Gambit?
is there a limit of how many fatshark friends you can have on your list
Off 2 workies
its the ena rat
curious on martydom should i go full wounds or 2 and one stam or tougness
1 stam 2 wounds or all wounds
if your weapon has 4 stam or more id say its safe to go full wound
oh now that im finally on I can show my soyker curios
i love chainaxe
this decent for marty builds?
"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Blazing Piety. The effect is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of game mechanics most of the benefit will go over a typical player's head. There's also Invocation of Death which is deftly woven into the Blazing Piety branch - its design philosophy draws heavily from statistical mechanics, for instance. The pros understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these abilities, to realize that they're not just strong- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Blazing Piety truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Fury of the Fallen's existencial catchphrase "THOU ART DOOOOMED," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Fatshark's genius unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Darktide tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand."
ya using an evisc?
or a similar crit weapon
i wouldnt go enduring faith without a crit build other than that its great
was gonna use it for a variety of weapons
if you go scourge/enduring faith
make sure its a crit oriented wep
so thats the only difference
over 40% toughness regen'd from one special attack
if i wont put it into that what should i slot it into
scourge is still good on its own
yea you wont be getting use out of scourge/enduring faith without a good crit wep
the 50% toughness regen next to scourge isnt very good
so id still go scourge even in non crit builds
dope
enduring faith can go into anoint in blood
anoint
christ autocorrect
🤔 why not go desperation
depends on the weapon
if it’s a mk3 evis
or a crusher
Loner penance time
then yah desperation
nah just crusher fuck the mk3
was thinking of using evis and crusher for it actually
do i need to send the penance advice
yea thats fine for marty
yeah havent played too much with the crusher yet
evisc can use crits enduring faith/scourge or the IoD pathing
seemed lacking the first time i used it
nah its great
obscurus gaming, with two skull emojis attached to the sword
you just gotta combo it and use push attacks
i can help you, if you have MMT, or if there’s a ascension riser on the board
default crusher marty
whats the combos
should i change anything here
no this is perfect
the combos on the crusher guide are still relevant
horde - PA H2 L1 L2 repeat
single target - H1 PA / PA H1
personally is how I do it
pinned on disc?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3127724964
blessings are old tho
PA L1 is better i’m pretty sure
for single target
just looping it
dont care
it’s faster
what blessings on evis then
still doing my combos
in a bit
I'm burnt out
ughhhh
kk
I use mk15 with bloodthirsty/rampage and you can do rampage/shred
i’m going to see a movie in an hour, so i’ll be on after it in like, 3 hours from now
what movie?
and mk3 is perfect strike shred
yea sounds good
I need a break
enclave
wat movie
never heard of that 1
never seen it have fun
erm just be an adult and say no
i said have fun 
:>
no spend time with your family
I agree to spending time with your family but you should never be forced to go anywhere or do something
thats annoying for anyone
just watch another movie on your phone 
@feral falcon on this, you can swap unyielding to carapace to chain one shot crushers with bloodthirsty rev heavies
Go watch the movie meow
Just enjoy the popcorn
i don’t like popcorn
Can I get a build reccomendation?
what classifies as unyielding
do i ever charge it up
it gets stuck on the back of my tongue
I don't know
WHAT
why are you guys jumping meow
Never built a stealth tree zealot, this will be the only time
WHAT
reapers, bulwarks, and bosses
unyielding on the mk15 only helps with bosses, as you’ll one shot reapers and bulwarks on revved heavies anyway
I agree
cracker jacks good tho
yeah one sec
yes
You guys all suck
you people are crazy
what situations call for it or is it very niche
got it
Just so you know the only thing in chat that agrees w/ you is a martyrdom rashad creature.
its ok autism bro
What do you consider shitty
Switch side just in case.
dont project your autism onto me clad
too late
Oh wtf ew maybe I am wrong
i completely fucking forgot you could rev up chain weapons
such strong feelings...
rashad users when it's just click click click click click click click click
yeah that can also be knife 
either of those weapons
you dont need cara on rashad
obscurus gaming
where healthbar
holy fucking blind noob
you really should be a stealth player

empowered H1 will stagger the enemy you hit and a few enemies near it, empowered L1 and push attack both have infinite cleave and will stagger basically whatever is in front of you
empowered PA does more damage to carapace than the empowered H1, but with chastise it’s the other way around
I have no brain
stop speaking
I have been lobotomised
you need to feed it
I apologise
fair
you mean apologize right?
it’s ok
RIGHT?
I apologise
anyone with good taste in chat
i hate this dude
meow is white and cant handle spice
whats evisc dump stat
dont mind her
i was just about to say that
if its not mango and habanero i dont want it
it's okay, we can't account for biological weakness
your choice
pathetic
mobility on the mk3
mobility or cleave targets on the mk15
biological debuffs
so noob
from the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh
is this good
🌶️
It’s alright
i forgot about the perks
not perfect stat distribution, and swap crit chance to carapace
I ward thee away
Are you gonna fix those weaknesses
rashad user in the woods
i forgot i had those perks on lol
I dont tell people about their stat distribution cause they might be broke
did you know birds don't have pain receptors for capsaicin so they can enjoy jalapeños and stuff
(its happened alot more than you would think in this chat)
you don’t need crit chance because you have guaranteed crits from bloodthirsty
17 Views. Watch bloodthirsty my beloved and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the #1 Game Clip Platform.
that’s pawesome
or
birds
i prefer just throwing powdered peppers into stuff (usually cayenne)
mauler getting jiggy inside the wall
birds are talonted as hell!!!
lmfao
yea
but that’s what you wanna do for horde clear with bloodthirsty, spam revved L1
for elite packs of shotgunners and gunners, just normal light spam
for rager packs or crusher packs, rev heavy as you dodge backwards
wait streamable links arnt allowed in this server
jalapenos taste nasty to me
they don't to me
alright thanks
fair
just get bloodthirsty off a poxwalker with rev L1
I like jalapeños as a pepper and habaneros as a sauce
and normal heavy ragers
what I do at least
or if you bloodthirsty rev 1 rager you can just normal heavy the next one
Hello Varlets!
Today I have a Zealot build for you to mess around with! It was meant to be released during Halloween but delays got in the way and so I had to push the video back..
This build is designed with one thing in mind - how to make the Chainaxe a terrifying weapon that will strike fear into the hearts of the heretics whenever they hea...
No
wtf is this?
Stop !
can we stop posting dog shit yt videos we cant be that bored
whats your recommendation for a sauce
they're called mid events cause they're mid
what is doing someone ban him
I’m a weirdo I eat most stuff dry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I make my own chili powder and hot sauce
it isn't too weird I just like using it on chicken and chili and burgers and stuff
yknow whats fucked up
homemade cheese sauces 
I wanted to get on fart tide to make that mk3 shitty opportunist build
I don't have a home only a prison!!!!
then after finding out how dogshit everything the mk3 does (nothing staggers)
i lost my urge to play
lmfao
do you guys peel your chicken tenders before eating them because apparently my fucking coworker does
hows people today
does he at least eat the breading
old lady
or does she just toss it in the trash
?
i wanna give her a pass for being old
bottom left?
just curious, what other perk combos would work for knife, if any?
I don't think she's gonna eat it
pain
I could hypothetically give a pass if she ate it with the mashed potatoes maybe
riposte/uncanny, precog/riposte if you go crit, and uncanny/precog (best one)
i should try making my own fried chicken at home at some point
now i really want fried chicken
yea but just peeling it off and tossing it
insaneo
i def hit more weak spots then crits, ngl
I love this stuff!!!!!!
is that a cream puff
if there’s more than one, u need to chain rev to keep crits
wdym chain rev
yes thats implied in my sentence I would think
hot sauce on a creampuff would be next level sicko behavior
erm it very clearly says chicken tenders
zealot chat, is obscurus based?
no
wrong chat we are going to beat you with hammers
no
imma try uncanny/precog
it has no moveset
obscurus is pain
nothing more
yknow what also does a mk3 knife
and the special animation is marginal faster than Deimos
dont its light attacks do like half the damage of deimos
deimos also only has strikedowns but theyre actually good
yes but all of its heavies do way more damage
sometimes
but im highly autistic so might be why
what are the obscurus heavies Hahnda
cant remember
like the angle/attack type
only rember the stabby one
i really should test it more
imma give it a shot for a bit
90 degree vertical overhead, slightly angle vanguard heavy
h1 is like deimos h1, and i think h2 is a diagonal
yea
i was right
go away and watch the movie !!!
finally
Baaaii
also later meow
one silly cat exchanged for an equally silly cat
worst trade deal ever
@plush estuary get me on the team
got it these are great
also crusher does work god damn with marty
played it without one before and felt like i wasent doing enough damage
crusher is good with IJ and Marty farty
IJ specifically to just have QoL dodges
but marty crusher does insane dmg
you get a pass@!!!!!!!!