#zealot-class

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opal star
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no auric maelstrom rolling steel 0/10

grizzled aspen
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I have weapon customization...

south grove
grizzled aspen
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Dude.

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Weapon customization makes them not change.

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What color is it?

south grove
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LOOK AT THE ICONS

plucky gate
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the auric board sucks rn

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wtf

south grove
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THE ICONS JESSE

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THE ICONS

plucky gate
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where is my shocktroop gauntlet games?

grizzled aspen
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OK SO ITS BLUE

opal star
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this one
the one with this icon

gleaming furnace
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Jesse wtf are you talking about

paper harness
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4 billion bombers

gleaming furnace
opal star
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look man frog asked for the mk 2 so I delivered

gleaming furnace
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What a board

paper harness
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my scoreboard broke because of a leaver so sad

paper harness
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had to steal one

gleaming furnace
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The feats line looks like

south grove
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You can crank out shots fast w/ it

gleaming furnace
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Ok if you insist but I’ve already done that today

south grove
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Offloading weapon customisation mod.

mighty root
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@south grove me and cole got the fastest time

south grove
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The newest update is fucking garbage.

paper harness
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My record on relay without exploits was 4 mins 20

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Beat that

opal star
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weapon customization is cool but it just does NOT play nicely with.. the game

gleaming furnace
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Weapon customization is heretical

south grove
gleaming furnace
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You will use what the omnissiah gives you and you will like it

opaque island
south grove
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It was nice while it lasted but the mod's stability broke w/ the latest updates.

gleaming furnace
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Also omnissiah autocorrected to nissan

south grove
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"Muh stopping powuh"

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@spare talon Did you carry?

mighty root
gleaming furnace
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Lmao literally me

gleaming furnace
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Aka the best kind

south grove
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Gassy.

grizzled aspen
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@south grove do you have inspect from social?

opal star
paper harness
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Don’t post speedrun scoreboards

mighty root
south grove
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I'll download it rn

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and put it on next crash

grizzled aspen
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Big E gave me this last mission.

south grove
grizzled aspen
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Im planning on it.

spare talon
south grove
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I dumped Charge Rate because onslaught/weight of fire nullifies it.

obsidian prairie
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Dump ammo because helbore has infinite

south grove
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But dumping Ammo doesn't matter as long as surgical/shocktroop is on it.

paper harness
spare talon
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erm it was heresy actually

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get it right

south grove
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Shame.

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I thought fyre actually did something.

violet hornet
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I swear I just played with this guy

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shot literally every target with a recon lasgun instead of meleeing

violet hornet
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he shot like 6 barrels while I was next to them

south grove
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@grizzled aspen Torture is illegal.

violet hornet
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and his teammate nuked a burster and ledged us both

south grove
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I am not going in there.

grizzled aspen
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YIPPEE

violet hornet
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well at least he's consistent lmao

south grove
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I have UD anyways :P

gleaming furnace
grizzled aspen
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You're running taxe, you can literally run across the entire map in like 4 seconds.

grizzled aspen
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Two boltguns in sniper gauntlet vent purge...

south grove
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Hawk tuah.

grizzled aspen
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And I'm running a helbore...

gleaming furnace
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Noooooo not the brainrot

grizzled aspen
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At least tintin has tknives.

south grove
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idc about it

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I'm running there

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UD's got my back

visual stream
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Maybe bc I run bolter with tknives

plucky gate
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Anyone wanna play some games?

paper harness
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Washed lobby @spare talon

undone flame
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Would playing vermintide help me improve?

paper harness
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depends

mighty root
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i didnt clutch for dorn so now i have to uninstall

paper harness
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i joined on a level 6

spare talon
paper harness
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for free xp

undone flame
paper harness
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vt is much slower

undone flame
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Okay

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What does that imply

mighty root
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Dorn watching the rager clip me and i die then throw the game

misty nova
paper harness
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darktide's combat pace is much faster, with significantly more enemies that are less dangerous

merry flume
paper harness
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vt will help you play ogryn

merry flume
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so a lot of skills, like dodging, timed blocks, and push shoves/push attacks transfer over

covert parrot
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Why does the zarona still outperform the bolt pistol?

paper harness
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because fs refuse to nerf it

mighty root
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🫃

grizzled aspen
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@south grove what did I do for ranged damage?

south grove
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Tintin buffed.

grizzled aspen
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Not too bad, ig.

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Not exactly great at running helbore.

south grove
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I LOVE SHOVEL I LOVE SHOVEL I LOVE SHOVEL.

grizzled aspen
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Using helbore forces me to play a lot slower than I'd like.

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And at distance.

south grove
south grove
paper harness
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cole had enough and logged off

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that is how bad fyre threw

grizzled aspen
# south grove

At this point report that idiot to valve and see if they'll send a hitman to execute him or something.

misty nova
grizzled aspen
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Still don't need surgical because survivalist keeps my ammo economy mostly good.

misty nova
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Plz FS nerf Zaza tkmistyping

grizzled aspen
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Scuse me, don't need shock trooper.

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That's what I meant.

south grove
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Survivalist.

copper hawk
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Grub grub

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LMFAO

merry flume
south grove
fleet zealot
copper hawk
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Grubgrub back 2 his old pfp

grizzled aspen
fleet zealot
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it's like an infection

grizzled aspen
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It's going to have survivalist.

south grove
fleet zealot
south grove
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not unless I have to.

fleet zealot
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sde

grizzled aspen
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Also exe stance not canceling when I draw my shovel is PEAK.

copper hawk
grizzled aspen
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I can finally push bursters and shit without getting my face ripped off.

copper hawk
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Im proud of u :3

grizzled aspen
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I will skin you.

visual stream
south grove
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Passed down from a random QP ogryn to me, and now to you.

visual stream
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(meanwhile plasma is instant swap as a torso-sized weapon)

copper hawk
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LMFAO

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I never thought about that

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Man this is some straight glorpshit

south grove
grizzled aspen
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Plasma needs to have boltgun speed, or slower, and helbore needs to have the little lever flick shit removed entirely.

copper hawk
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Vet meat riding is crazy from playtesters

south grove
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I didn't take a single shot at all.

undone flame
visual stream
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No other gun has a safety switch but helbore

undone flame
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I did play vt a long time ago

copper hawk
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Yah it was

visual stream
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Remove it smh

south grove
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I cut their heads off before they could get me.

grizzled aspen
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Like, on what fucking planet do you throw your weapon on safe in an active warzone?

undone flame
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Was not very good tbh

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
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When u sling it

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Or holster it

grizzled aspen
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Fuck no.\

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I'm not throwing my shit on safe.

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That's a good way to get yourself killed.

copper hawk
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Not rlly

grizzled aspen
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That's like carrying without one in the chamber in public.

copper hawk
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Ud be surprised how often nd's happen

grizzled aspen
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Oh I know, and it's not the safety's fault.

south grove
grizzled aspen
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It's the operator's.

visual stream
copper hawk
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But u can avoid this

grizzled aspen
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Like a safety exists to keep your gun from firing, yeah, I get that.

copper hawk
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By puttin ur shit on safe when ur not using it

visual stream
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If there is a safety switch it should be fast and a non-factor anyway

copper hawk
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Triggers can get snagged when it's slung

grizzled aspen
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The bigger issue is mishandling of firearms to begin with.

copper hawk
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It happens all the time

south grove
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Did you know that kantrael also has a safety lever.

copper hawk
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So ur guardsman slinging a helbore and putting it on safe makes sense

visual stream
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I did not

south grove
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You only touch it when reloading.

copper hawk
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Or whatever the equivalent is

visual stream
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Crucis shotgun supremacy

grizzled aspen
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Anything AR platform, including the mutant, anything H&K, even some bullpups, all thumb safeties.

visual stream
copper hawk
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Yeah

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Stc for that hasnt been discovered yet

grizzled aspen
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Not some fuckass backwards lever you have to put your weight into to disengage the safety.

paper harness
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ND's happen all the time

grizzled aspen
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Ok Cica grub, I get it, they happen all the time.

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But again, it's mainly due to mishandling of firearms.

south grove
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🤓

grizzled aspen
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Safeties fail all the time as well.

paper harness
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sometimes the guns themselves do it hello sig 320s

grizzled aspen
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Like if you drop anything hammer fired it can straight up ignore your fucking safety and blow your toes off anyway.

copper hawk
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If it's in ur hands and ur in a hostile zone and there is a reasonable expectation of taking fire then ur probs gonna be on fire

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SOP dependent obv but 99% ur red

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Amber at the very least

grizzled aspen
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That's exactly what I'm getting at.

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Why would a vet put his helbore on safety, knowing he's going into a suicide mission?

copper hawk
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But if u sling ur weapon for any reason shit is going on sage

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Safe

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Still in battery but now on sage

south grove
copper hawk
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Safe*

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Cuz ur vet is slinging their weapon

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To engage in MELEE

grizzled aspen
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Don't care.

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Fuck the safety, this is a video game.

copper hawk
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But muh immersion

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I honestly like it

grizzled aspen
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We out here violating OSHA and ROE every 3 seconds at the same time.

copper hawk
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Safeties are neglected in every video game

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It's nice that it's at the very least acknowledged

south grove
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There is no fucking OSHA, fuck safety.

copper hawk
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I never got it

dusk sand
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Hullo, I just started playing Zealot because the Eviserator looks awesome. Is there any recommended stat allocation to look out for in the shop?

copper hawk
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Mobility dump stat

grizzled aspen
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^

dusk sand
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ty for the quick response

grizzled aspen
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It should cap out at 60 as your lowest stat.

copper hawk
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Np

paper harness
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we are not violating ROE

copper hawk
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60 mobility is negligible

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60 in every other stat is very noticeable

grizzled aspen
south grove
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Rules of engagement when I burn eldar children alive.

copper hawk
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Do NOT damage heretic monuments

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OR local business infrastructure (stim trade)

grizzled aspen
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DOES THE MAEL HAVE TO BE IEF

copper hawk
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Unless otherwise authorized by theater authority

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But if they shoot at u from these places

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U r clear 2 engage..

stable cypress
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rules of engagement when barrel killing smite psyker

copper hawk
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ALWAYS

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UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE

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KILL THE SMYKER

paper harness
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unless it is a I-II type or C-I-VI there really is no challenge in the gimmick mechanics

grizzled aspen
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I want CIVI.

paper harness
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/mmtimport 840930c5-6d56-46af-8204-e8c671c4c094

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here ya go

grizzled aspen
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I don't have mmt.

copper hawk
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Me if u even flippin florpin care btw

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I forgot who posted this but

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I wanted 2 say i wish we had more SoB representation

south grove
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but I can't duo

copper hawk
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U forgot ur punctuation

paper harness
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Going to be honest

copper hawk
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Tut tut..

paper harness
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trial by fire

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do it until you can

south grove
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It's just matter of urgency.

copper hawk
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W punctuation ?

south grove
# copper hawk W punctuation ?

I type without punctuation when I want to get something out fast, otherwise, it's just more comfortable to type with punctuation.

grizzled aspen
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It's quite simple, tintin is just my grub and is copying my typing characteristics.

copper hawk
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U didnt need that second comma,,,,,,,,,,

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Im srry,,

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I'm nyatpicking

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Nyaaaahahahahaphohohohoohohoyotkjrjehehd..

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U walked right into that 1 grubgrub

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Siiigh..

south grove
copper hawk
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LMFAK

grizzled aspen
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A refreshing beverage? Just for me?

copper hawk
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I never realized that !!

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Ur so right frog

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Aaaawh

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Ur very own grub..

grizzled aspen
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Shut up, grub #2

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Smh...

copper hawk
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Nup

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Im no one's grub

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I am a free kbitty

grizzled aspen
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I'm no one.

copper hawk
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FERAL even

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Ur a meow grub actually

grizzled aspen
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Sorry sweaty, you're a grub to me... 💅

south grove
grizzled aspen
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Nope, that was on purpose.

copper hawk
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Byeah

grizzled aspen
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You are uneducated in your memery.

copper hawk
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It's the like

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What would u call them

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Bad bitch grammar ??

south grove
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I can do this w/ teammates too.

copper hawk
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Yas kween slayyyyyy

south grove
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I can kill 7 teammates off ledges in 5 seconds.

copper hawk
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Period iggggg

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Not 2s tho

south grove
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Easiest fucking penance ever.

copper hawk
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Fail noobnoob..

south grove
copper hawk
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JUST redbull ???

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Aaaawh !!

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Tsk,,

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What a noob,,

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Gonna finish this bang and then drink a c4,,

south grove
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I have a high caffeine tolerance but that doesn't mean my pancreas ain't shot.

broken walrus
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all those mystery chemicals cant be good for the liver

south grove
jagged cradle
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I gave money to the obese salt water creature it was worth it

grizzled aspen
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@south grove vent purge sniper gauntlet hab dreyko.

grizzled aspen
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That is vile.

south grove
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cancer map for snipers

grizzled aspen
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Too bad!

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We are doing it anyway!

jagged cradle
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What the…

grizzled aspen
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You need to select a character again though...

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Can't queue anything while you're in operative selection.

lusty turtle
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ye, no, don't post that again

undone flame
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Huh

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What happened

south grove
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Okay

plucky gate
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wtf did you do?

jagged cradle
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Evangelion reference…

sweet onyx
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what's the dumpstat on the autopistol again?

jagged cradle
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Mobility

undone flame
sweet onyx
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fuck

undone flame
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auto pistol is just the worst ranged weapon in the game.
but you can make it work.
I say just look at your current build and put stats accordingly

opaque island
rocky nacelle
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or you can just drink c4 bang and a monster

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sex calling card

nimble steppe
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guys which path is better backstabber>scourge>enduring faith or disdain>enemies within enemies without ??

obsidian prairie
hard nexus
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second wind is the best toughness talent you have

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enduring faith and scourge is only if you’re running crit builds

copper hawk
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Second wind

south grove
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Those stairs are cancerous.

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I've fought 2 burgles at once by myself once.

grizzled aspen
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Yeah, especially when the game says "here shithead, have 4 bulwarks."

hard nexus
south grove
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My teammates won't come down and help.

grizzled aspen
nimble steppe
hard nexus
mighty root
south grove
copper hawk
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Which one is enduring faith again

grizzled aspen
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
south grove
copper hawk
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Oh yah

south grove
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Don't speak to me.

copper hawk
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Worthless w/o a crit build

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So either u run piety as ur keystone or shred

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On a wpn

mighty root
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someone tell frog to unblock me so i can send him dogthankfultojesus

copper hawk
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Second wind is what they all said

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The best tness regen u have as zealot

grizzled aspen
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@south grove I think that's enough for me for tonight.

mighty root
grizzled aspen
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I'm feeling queasy now and I'm not sure why.

copper hawk
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Shit ton of tness on dodging anything other than a reaper awh man and a gunner

south grove
nimble steppe
copper hawk
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Post build

grizzled aspen
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To explain it simply, my stomach feels like I've been kicked in the crown jewels.

copper hawk
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Bost puild

nimble steppe
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i cant post pics, dont have perms for it

south grove
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Why is that?

copper hawk
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Clip..

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Flip..*

mighty root
copper hawk
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LMFAO

mighty root
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just for that

copper hawk
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LMFAOOOO

grizzled aspen
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Man the mods have banned so many people but not this guy.

copper hawk
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Grubgrub xalled u crusty

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Fuckin pawesome

copper hawk
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I love u grubgrub

grizzled aspen
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Tbf, he is a crusty animal.

mighty root
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why is frog so toxic

grizzled aspen
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Only crusty animals get blocked by the frog, of all people.

mighty root
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hes wrong you know

south grove
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I might be next on the chopping block after the shinji gif...

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I have to watch what I say now.

grizzled aspen
mighty root
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what did you do

copper hawk
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Ive never said anything naughty

mighty root
copper hawk
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Im as pure as the driven snow

south grove
mighty root
grizzled aspen
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Yeah, and Backup got banned, bro.

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Banned for posting goku cock edit.

mighty root
grizzled aspen
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Free my boy.

mighty root
south grove
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No more silliness from me for a while now...

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I'm gonna get the screwdriver for the lobotomy.

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Be right back.

mighty root
copper hawk
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Y do u care

mighty root
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i dindu nuffin

copper hawk
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Just move on

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Astaghfirullah

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Half this chat has me blocked i bet

mighty root
copper hawk
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xim

mighty root
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badass

grizzled aspen
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You're not as insufferable as you believe yourself to be.

south grove
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Have you considered... becoming less crusty???

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Take a nice cold shower and come back.

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People will like you more.

mighty root
copper hawk
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Oof

south grove
copper hawk
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Hit him right where it hurtz..

mighty root
grizzled aspen
undone flame
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okay, what is the best way to grind out this one?

mighty root
nimble fiber
undone flame
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I don't want to keep useing immos

mighty root
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no you cant

copper hawk
grizzled aspen
nimble steppe
south grove
copper hawk
undone flame
copper hawk
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What wpn r u using

undone flame
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how real?

mighty root
grizzled aspen
# undone flame how real?

Immolation grenades turn hunting grounds off. If your whole team just sits in the fire and lets the dogs chew on you, you get as many kills as there are dogs.

copper hawk
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Unless ur using firenades for a penance i suggest dropping the whole middle tree

nimble steppe
mighty root
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immo are too point ineff

south grove
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Tannah Lindberg... I need a signature from him.

mighty root
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id just use flamer

grizzled aspen
undone flame
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i'm not doing this for pleasure

mighty root
south grove
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I'm his greatest fan after all, I think I deserve one.

mighty root
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its over then

south grove
undone flame
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what do you mean?

undone flame
south grove
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I remember when the survivalist aura penance won't work.

copper hawk
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Id run this

grizzled aspen
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I also would (but only if you're comfortable with it) drop until death + holy revenant for desperation and the 2nd charge of fotf because you have crit cdr.

mighty root
undone flame
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what is the optminal situation for this

south grove
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I had to play w/o any talent to get any progress.

copper hawk
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It's bog standard for a crit build

mighty root
south grove
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Many More Try

grizzled aspen
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Nope!

undone flame
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that's a mod right?

grizzled aspen
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Those don't count for penances!

copper hawk
south grove
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Load into High Int Carnival.

mighty root
south grove
copper hawk
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This is my like

south grove
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True solo doesn't

grizzled aspen
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I'm like 99% sure MMT doesn't count.

south grove
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MMT does

copper hawk
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Normal useable by everyone slightly quirky crit build

mighty root
grizzled aspen
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Oh.

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Nvm them.

mighty root
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he is

copper hawk
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It gives you tons of tness regen and damage reduction

mighty root
south grove
copper hawk
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Swap the bolt pistol for a zarona if you want w handcannon and surgical

undone flame
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you know what i am going to trade off for a bit.
how do i do this the best?

south grove
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sat in a corner, spammed lawbringer shells and used a power sword.

grizzled aspen
copper hawk
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W carapace and w/e

south grove
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then flamer

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have them toss a nade too

grizzled aspen
nimble steppe
undone flame
mighty root
south grove
grizzled aspen
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YOU ARE MY FRIEND, AAAAAAAA (this is a song reference)

mighty root
south grove
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I'm on rn

mighty root
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@south grove vc

south grove
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social code?

south grove
mighty root
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your kitten demands it

south grove
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it's useless

undone flame
mighty root
copper hawk
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How to deal w certain enemies

grizzled aspen
wary timber
south grove
grizzled aspen
mighty root
copper hawk
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Dont vc w me

grizzled aspen
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Oh it was tintin getting fucking netted lmao.

copper hawk
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Ull be mogged by my manly, deep voice

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And my assertive attitude

south grove
grizzled aspen
copper hawk
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Yah.. im somethin of chad..

undone flame
south grove
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It's Epic_Coke, Coke Enthusiast.

mighty root
wary timber
mighty root
grizzled aspen
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Epic_Coke, Coke Enthusiast.

copper hawk
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Nah frog lies

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He doesnt have a clip of my voice

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Therefore: false

grizzled aspen
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I do actually.

south grove
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Fruity

paper harness
south grove
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Fruity voice

mighty root
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@south grove inv for carry

grizzled aspen
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Wait no that isn't Psycho thats Paradise.

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But I'm the one that goes "WWWWWHAT" at the end.

vague depot
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I swear for honor was literally just directional light/heavy/feint attacks and blocking

grizzled aspen
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Cica is the first one talking.

vague depot
#

What just happened

grizzled aspen
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The warmonger was lag switching.

rocky nacelle
vague depot
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Oh ok

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
#

people even mis remembering me on purpose

south grove
rocky nacelle
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🙄

mighty root
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im uncrusty

grizzled aspen
mighty root
paper harness
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If I smack cica will he squeak

grizzled aspen
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He was crusty for too long, its replaced most of his physical body.

mighty root
grizzled aspen
south grove
grizzled aspen
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Awful.

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Hate.

nimble steppe
rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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Same difference, really.

grizzled aspen
mighty root
nimble fiber
south grove
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@undone flame what server region btw

mighty root
south grove
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I don't want you to be spazzing out on NAWest

undone flame
south grove
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Yea

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nice

grizzled aspen
#

It's me that spazzes on NA West.

mighty root
#

@undone flame inv for me as well

grizzled aspen
#

My internet is... not very good.

south grove
#

get the penance

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and get out

grizzled aspen
#

I'm hunting for a factory job so I can get big money.

undone flame
grizzled aspen
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It's gonna suck but I need it.

south grove
undone flame
#

oh

south grove
#

Fyre is crusty and dusty

undone flame
#

uhh okay

mighty root
copper hawk
grizzled aspen
#

You probably don't want to play with that creature.

copper hawk
#

I have another build

mighty root
copper hawk
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I use that's similar but different

mighty root
#

dont listin to tintin

grizzled aspen
#

If the "speedrun" scoreboard was anything to go by, he can barely keep himself alive.

south grove
#

Crusty Dusty Musty Not Besty

undone flame
south grove
paper harness
undone flame
# south grove yea

this will be the first time i enter this.
as you can tell from my true level i am not ready

grizzled aspen
mighty root
#

@undone flame 2084719346

paper harness
#

100k plus, 2-4 years

nimble steppe
south grove
#

just the first room

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toss nades when horde flush in

grizzled aspen
south grove
#

then you do the flaming

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then we leave

copper hawk
mighty root
#

@paper harness tap in

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lets play

paper harness
copper hawk
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I run this personally

south grove
#

An instrumentation electrician installs, maintains, and repairs electrical equipment and instrumentation in industrial settings. They work with control panels, distribution apparatus, and various types of motors, valves, and flow meters.

paper harness
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I’m far too drunk to play darktide

plucky gate
#

drink more and play anyways

copper hawk
#

Dont recommend it to anybody rlly though

south grove
grizzled aspen
paper harness
copper hawk
#

Not a new player friendly build

paper harness
grizzled aspen
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Currently I am a grocery boy working for an obese fat guy that swears he can do my job better than me.

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Anything would be an improvement.

mighty root
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@south grove Tanner said we're a cute couple

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||im lying btw||

plucky gate
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i think ur a cute couple

grizzled aspen
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@paper harness ITS JUST FUCKING HVAC

mighty root
grizzled aspen
#

ILL SKIN YOU

mighty root
mighty root
grizzled aspen
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Hvac jobs around here are literally just residential and you have to go into people's musty ass houses, where they are likely hoarders.

paper harness
grizzled aspen
#

My brother in law is an hvac technician and he says 1/20 jobs is actually in a decently clean place and they're typically just routine maintenance.

copper hawk
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Enlist

grizzled aspen
paper harness
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Work on oil rigs pull in 200+

copper hawk
#

Yep

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That's what i thought

paper harness
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Why did you enlist

grizzled aspen
#

I do not want to work for uncle sam for dogshit pay and the potential to get shot in the sandbox.

mighty root
#

work on oil rigs and die

copper hawk
#

Srry the real rsn is too personal for this chat

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U get the generic one

grizzled aspen
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I am not allowed to say my reason for not enlisting further than what I've said.

paper harness
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I work for Uncle Sam by proxy

copper hawk
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I didnt like the life I had and I wanted something else

rocky nacelle
#

basically everyone going in the service

copper hawk
#

The Army was a way off the struggle bus

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... kind of

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New struggle bus, much more manageable

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

(very annoying enlisting gets you out of your hometown alot)

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

seen alot of ppl enlist just to get outta town

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cant blame em

mighty root
#

thoughts on this gay dog?

grizzled aspen
#

@paper harness US average salary says 60k a year...

jagged cradle
south grove
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It's fun I swear.

grizzled aspen
#

Hell. No.

mighty root
grizzled aspen
#

I'll keep my ass in Arkansas or move back to Michigan.

jagged cradle
#

I’m more like a twink not a full on femboy yet

mighty root
#

checks out

grizzled aspen
#

Anywhere else has a climate thats too wack or cities that are too dangerous.

misty nova
copper hawk
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Especially in the army

grizzled aspen
#

Ok so google must be lying to me then.

paper harness
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Friend makes a killing, pays for his 7 kids

grizzled aspen
#

SEVEN

paper harness
grizzled aspen
#

HOLY CRAP MAN

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I bet he busts his ass every day though.

paper harness
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He’s management now

copper hawk
#

Nah

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Just be a cop in a big city

rocky nacelle
#

pigs.

paper harness
#

He’s also old as fuck

copper hawk
#

San Bernadino pays 110k starting for new cops

rocky nacelle
#

🚓 🐷

paper harness
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He’s 45

copper hawk
#

It'll be fun :3

jagged cradle
paper harness
copper hawk
#

Yah and ur 10k up babyyyyy

copper hawk
#

So far like only 2 guys have hit on me like

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In an appropriate manner

paper harness
copper hawk
#

Yah like me

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Im not a femboy right dorn

grizzled aspen
south grove
#

I'm not terminally online.

copper hawk
#

And frog and tin

south grove
#

I am a normal being.

rocky nacelle
#

cica asking dorn for permission on something

jagged cradle
rocky nacelle
#

finished

copper hawk
#

Tintin doesnt speak he could be Zargoth the Destroyer for all we know

mighty root
undone flame
#

@south grove

south grove
south grove
#

We let the horde pile up for a few more seconds then.

grizzled aspen
paper harness
jagged cradle
south grove
mighty root
south grove
#

It's not that complicated.

paper harness
mighty root
#

Cuz tintin is bad

copper hawk
#

But uh

rocky nacelle
south grove
copper hawk
#

Unfortunately being even somewhat fruity opens the door to get advances from the wrong people

#

I dont like gay men in the Army

jagged cradle
copper hawk
#

They're usually the worst kind

grizzled aspen
mighty root
rocky nacelle
#

its ok cica you wouldnt like gay men in the navy either

copper hawk
#

But 1 bad apple out of 3 isnt terrible

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Im not sure I told the ssg story did I

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

nop

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unless you give some details

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i have 0 idea

copper hawk
#

The story about the time the ssg came up to me while i was on shift and groped my thigh and leg awkwardly for about a minute and a half

grizzled aspen
#

My day be so fine, and then boom. I remember the navy exists.

copper hawk
#

In front of another guard

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
#

I never told you about that guy right

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He was a walking sharp case

#

Apparently he did all the weird shit to me

rocky nacelle
#

LMFAO

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

not the sharp case

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aids

copper hawk
#

Didnt know u til we compared stories after

grizzled aspen
#

Tf is a sharp case?

rocky nacelle
#

tldr military sexual harrassment

copper hawk
#

SHARP case

paper harness
#

Sexual harassment/assault

grizzled aspen
#

Oh ok.

rocky nacelle
#

ye

copper hawk
#

Sexual Harassment, Assault, R.pe Prevention idk if it's censored

#

It's a program that doesnt really work

rocky nacelle
#

did you like

paper harness
#

Let’s find out

copper hawk
#

Espexially if you're a man

paper harness
#

Rape

rocky nacelle
#

not say anything

paper harness
#

Nope

copper hawk
#

Especially especially if you're a gay man

undone flame
#

i got frenzied killer 2 though

south grove
#

It's torturous lmao

copper hawk
#

Alright so ill give you the short of the long of it

#

Enough so it's kinda funny and not heavy for this chat

mighty root
#

I love Wendy’s

rocky nacelle
#

if you want to dm it you can

#

all good

copper hawk
#

The whole like breadth of what he did is too much for this chat and wholly inappropriate for anything not like

rocky nacelle
mighty root
#

Eating a baconatior rn

undone flame
#

would it be good to grind the immo on this map?

copper hawk
#

Among oomfs in an oomf server

grizzled aspen
south grove
mighty root
copper hawk
#

But he came over to knock on peoples legs w a flashlight to see their legs kick

south grove
#

@acoustic dune

#

he heard me speak

paper harness
copper hawk
#

Actually nevermind

south grove
#

Phone's dead

rocky nacelle
#

ok now cica will never tell me the story cuz of frog

#

and he wont dm it

#

its joever

paper harness
copper hawk
#

Tldr one out of like 3 gay men in the army are weirdo freaks

#

That are like prison gay

grizzled aspen
#

Like I'm sorry that it happened to you but at the same time I don't want you to overshare here and get banned.

copper hawk
#

From my experience

south grove
copper hawk
#

If they're bigger and taller than you w more rank then ur fucked

rocky nacelle
#

simp

copper hawk
#

Nop

grizzled aspen
#

SIMP

copper hawk
#

It's not appropriate for the chat lmfao frog dont be sorry

paper harness
#

Strawhat simp

copper hawk
#

It doesnt bother me all that much that i need to trauma dump anyways

rocky nacelle
#

yea "strawhat"

#

sure

copper hawk
#

I wont see that ssg ever again

grizzled aspen
copper hawk
#

Life goes on

rocky nacelle
#

well thats good

#

screw that guy

grizzled aspen
#

Just keep in mind, NCO's that mistreat their men typically get the shit beaten out of them when the cameras arent on and nobody is looking...

copper hawk
#

He wanted me to work on the railroad with him after i got out

rocky nacelle
#

accidentally pushes him onto an oncoming train

copper hawk
#

Since he still had a job lined up as an engineer after he was getting out

rocky nacelle
#

😇

copper hawk
#

No thabks !

#

Aaanywho

grizzled aspen
#

Anyawho...

mighty root
copper hawk
hearty nebula
#

pet him NOW

grizzled aspen
#

Cica's pfp has reminded me there is an episode of re zero to watch.

copper hawk
#

What's rezero

undone flame
south grove
#

4th try...

rocky nacelle
#

cringe:zero

south grove
rocky nacelle
copper hawk
#

Ah

grizzled aspen
#

You have Felix as your pfp and you use Felix gifs, but you don't know where he's from?

copper hawk
#

Not really

grizzled aspen
#

The show is peak.

south grove
#

parchment is getting everything but the 40 death w/ stun nades

copper hawk
#

Figured it wss some cringe gooner isekai anime

grizzled aspen
#

It's not a gooner anime at al.

south grove
grizzled aspen
#

It's actually quite violent.

undone flame
hearty nebula
copper hawk
#

Gooner anime can be violent

#

See goblin slayer

grizzled aspen
#

I can't even tell you the plot without spoiling it.

paper harness
#

I forgot to check twitter today and post the image of the day

grizzled aspen
#

Just go watch it.

#

Trust the frog, it's good.

rocky nacelle
#

goblin slayer is so ass

#

felt like it remotely had potential

grizzled aspen
#

It is!

copper hawk
#

Did i tell the story about how i had to read the lite novel and watch goblin slayer as "required reading" for a homebrew based on 5e dnd campaign ?

rocky nacelle
#

nop

#

first episode of goblin slayer be like

#

r*pe jumpscare....

#

its so edgy

#

wow..

copper hawk
#

But yah

grizzled aspen
#

On one hand, that sets the tone of the show, but on the other, god it is awful.

copper hawk
#

I went to session 0 and 1

#

Yeah

rocky nacelle
#

now this is a new thing to me

#

lmfao

copper hawk
#

Then I ghosted the group until they stopped bugging me

grizzled aspen
#

But it's not like I give them a 400 page book to read.

copper hawk
#

My thirst for grimdark had me desperate for a while

copper hawk
#

I just gave up

rocky nacelle
#

but telling someone to read a fucking light novel

copper hawk
#

Most dms cant do grimdark well

rocky nacelle
#

lmfao

grizzled aspen
#

Just a simple document that has races, their origins, simple cultures, and a map.

rocky nacelle
#

yeah thats yknow

copper hawk
#

They crank the violent o meter to max or not enough/spontaneously

rocky nacelle
#

normal for DnD

#

I think

#

but telling someone go read this whole manga/light novel

#

kek

undone flame
#

GOT IT

undone flame
#

FUCK

copper hawk
#

I didnt read all of it

rocky nacelle
#

its not worth it anyway

copper hawk
#

And i didnt watch more than 3 episodes

rocky nacelle
#

its so mid/ass

#

and boring

grizzled aspen
copper hawk
#

Most anime books are

paper harness
rocky nacelle
#

how does a show that shove r*pe in your face be boring

copper hawk
#

Good luck frog lmfao

rocky nacelle
#

like berserk wasnt only just shock value

#

yknow

undone flame
#

WAIT

mystic ether
#

They don't really understand that grim dark is grim dark because of whole ass context to the world itself, not just shock porn

undone flame
#

WAIT NO

copper hawk
#

I kinda got burnt out on berserk tbh :p

rocky nacelle
#

they just saw berserk had shock shit like r*pe and went ok now lets make goblin slayer have it

grizzled aspen
undone flame
#

@south grove I WAS TRICKED

copper hawk
#

They cant make you care about something being lost diagetically, like through investing you in the setting in the world

mighty root
south grove
copper hawk
#

So they do it diagetically, by showing you stuff that you, personally, will be shocked by

south grove
#

does FOTF still crit flamers?

#

think so right?

undone flame
#

I GOT 3 OTHERS ASIDE FROM THE ONE I WANTED

#

WHY

rocky nacelle
#

noobnoob.....

#

holy noob

#

👎

mighty root
#

My cat is so cool

south grove
copper hawk
#

Well u see..

grizzled aspen
south grove
#

Does it or does it not

copper hawk
#

Byeah

south grove
#

FOTF ranged hits

copper hawk
#

I read most of it

rocky nacelle
#

chastise has stopped working on guns like

#

2 years ago

#

noob

#

lmfao