zealot-class

[visual compass]

but I'd demolish a marine

[grizzled aspen]

They can literally rot a leman russ from the inside out by standing next to it.

[visual compass]

My vet is goated

[hard nexus]

the plague tree should kill us too

lol

[vestal pine]

lorewise we woulx have been already infected by poxwalkers

[hard nexus]

we survive getting swallowed by a beast of nurgle

[grizzled aspen]

Ah well that's valid.

[visual compass]

warrior cult bs

We are protected by the spirit of the emperor

[south grove]

I forgot how much dan abnett glazed SMs

that's the only way we'd know

[grizzled aspen]

Tbf, though, they could just write "oh yeah when the Emperor lit Nurgle's garden on fire, just to fuck with him, it ruined all the bullshit powers his chosen have."

[hard nexus]

and simultaneously doesnt, in gaunts ghosts, a single guardsman kills a chaos dreadnaught, and the same guy in a training excersize kills 3 marines

another soldier puts down a marine with a hotshot las with little effort

[visual compass]

We should just send the Tyranids after em', what's worse for a gardener than a swarm of locust.

[grizzled aspen]

DO NOT SEND THE FUCKIN TYRANIDS INTO THE WARP

[hard nexus]

dan abnett is

[grizzled aspen]

THAT IS AN AWFUL IDEA

[hard nexus]

a weird writer

[south grove]

Another excuse could be because the moebian domain is so close to segmentum solar?

idfk

[hard nexus]

actually no, because they couldnt get biomass, theyd get attritioned down

[wary timber]

Is the warp even biological matter?

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not worried about biomass.

Remember what the tyranids whole thing is.

Adapt.

[wary timber]

O yeah true

[visual compass]

That is actually a fair point

[grizzled aspen]

They literally turn entire fleets into fucking zoanthropes/neuranthropes.

[spare talon]

Walking in to in n out on my lunch (9 pm) break and seeing so many people in costumes
Remembered that it's Halloween and I forgot because i was just on another 6-2 shift

[south grove]

Tyranids when they figure out how to consume warp matters

[undone flame]

It's an ingenious idea actually

[vestal pine]

they aint adapting to chaos sooooooo

[grizzled aspen]

Do. Not. Put. Tyranids. In. The. Warp.

[vestal pine]

b chronos fleet doesnt drink warp tainted biomass soup

[grizzled aspen]

You will get entire fleets of zoanthropes and neuranthropes, among other shit.

[south grove]

Octarius was a screw up

the overboss deserved to die

[wary timber]

That's a risk I'm willing to take.

[vestal pine]

not like we had better idea than octarius

[grizzled aspen]

AAAAA THE FUCKING NEW AURIC MAEL SUCKS

J-I-II-IV

[jagged cradle]

Really?

I’ll try it then

[vestal pine]

not gonna like

[wary timber]

Lmao

[grizzled aspen]

Waves of specialists, monstrous specialists, pox gas, snipers.

[vestal pine]

i want to turn sm2 jnto darktide

[grizzled aspen]

If it wasn't pox gas it'd be fun.

[vestal pine]

because darktide knows how armors work

🤡

[undone flame]

I don't think that is how that would work.
If a tyrnnid did figure out a way it would be simmilar to that scene in baki where yojiro shadow boxxed makeing a home cooked meal

[vestal pine]

sm2 doesnt and screwed up the fundamnetals lol

[south grove]

Orcs in WHFB figured it out

Orruks in AoS figured it out

Why can't tyranids do it???

[wary timber]

Lol imagine

[vestal pine]

because they have chronos

[vestal pine]

which is the current answer of the hive fleet

[undone flame]

https://youtu.be/OXNB-V2cg7A?si=vyPqkoAaf_TV9LjJ

[south grove]

I forgot shadow in the warp

shit

[plucky gate]

wow pox gas

[vestal pine]

answer that doesnt drink chaos taint and instead sucks off lebiathan or the main fleet or whatever that thing os

[south grove]

Doesn't tyranids already dampen warp presences

[undone flame]

Orks are weird and don't count
Nids have to play by some rules, also warp shadow stuff.
But i need to say the warp isn't a real thing it's a psyich force in nature and only exist as a result of the human mind

[south grove]

at least in psykers and astropaths

[paper harness]

A fully functional csm would shoot 4 times and we’d be instant killed

[south grove]

I agree!!!

Whoever disagrees will be shot!

Most CSMs are marines who survived 10k years since HH.

[wary timber]

Basically humanity is so crazy that it exists because of us got it. Faith is strong huh

[grizzled aspen]

See this is why I prefer wh fantasy over 40k, chaos warriors can actually be killed by normal people.

[south grove]

They're blessed by their patron gods and probably got juiced up too.

[undone flame]

Close enough but not exactly

[south grove]

Well fantasy is a different scale compared to 40k.

[south grove]

Not true innit?

[paper harness]

Ogryns are stronger than astartes

[undone flame]

I'm fairly sure we kill chaos warped warriors in dark tide with normal ass weapons.

[paper harness]

But much much slower

[south grove]

Warp existed before humans.

[grizzled aspen]

Yes.

[wary timber]

In two maybe 4 ways

[south grove]

The War in the Heavens proved that.

[undone flame]

There was thinking beings before humans

[grizzled aspen]

Normal people can kill chaos warriors, that's what I said.

[south grove]

Warp contains souls so it'd be more of an afterlife.

[vestal pine]

and normal people can kill chaos space marines so yss

[wary timber]

An afterlife of belief no?

[paper harness]

With heavy bolters and luck

[south grove]

The whole reason warp got screwed up was from the War in the Heavens and massive causalties and violent emotions.

[undone flame]

Partly but the choas gods are more like icons of human self distruction or whatever than anything

[paper harness]

We aren’t that powerful

The psyker is weak

[undone flame]

And i lump non human beings in that like eldar and such

[grizzled aspen]

Kid named lascannon:

[vestal pine]

just roll a good thunderhammer

[paper harness]

The only actually dangerous member of our squad to a csm would be an ogryn

[vestal pine]

😂

[grizzled aspen]

Also boltguns would penetrate ceramite, depending on ammunition.

[wary timber]

Yeah our psykers are like pebbles compared to whats good

[grizzled aspen]

And we have plasma.

So...

[south grove]

Chaos gods aren't birthed directly from human origins.

[paper harness]

Special ammunition that we would probably not get

[grizzled aspen]

[vestal pine]

anyways its gonna be extremely unlikely

[undone flame]

Pr 2-3?
We don't have warpspeed so why even both lmao

[paper harness]

GW would say no, Fatshark themselves have said no

[south grove]

Their births however corresponded with events in human history.

[grizzled aspen]

I need you to realize most ammos for boltguns can pierce ceramite.

[paper harness]

People wanted a space marine class for ages

[undone flame]

I am going to flay you.
Sapient beings.

[paper harness]

Because 40k fans aren’t the brightest

[south grove]

Before the Chaos Gods techinically the eldar gods were the reigning force in the warp after the war in heaven.

[undone flame]

Eldar history*

[south grove]

However as chaotic it is.

[wary timber]

In short the warp created things which was made by other things thats being fed by humans. The more emotional the higher chance as a psyker.

[south grove]

no

[vestal pine]

that too, but its not like gw's novels didnt have some random ass guardsman murder a chaos space marine. its not common but it happens.
doubt fatshark would retract their word till like 4 years after the game came out which means i dont worry about it for another 2 years

[vestal pine]

retconned

[wary timber]

This right?

[south grove]

Fuck.

[undone flame]

Killed

[vestal pine]

the korn bron from the first murder thing has moved onto draknyen tho

[paper harness]

GW numbers drive me up the fucking wall

[vestal pine]

..wxcept that same knife was in john's hands and then big E's and then used to stab horus

[undone flame]

All of chat would fall to nrugle.
Very slow bunch here

[vestal pine]

😂

[paper harness]

1 million worlds and you struggle against a few million enemies

[wary timber]

GW retconning suks

[south grove]

Wait nononono

is it retcon'd or not

[wary timber]

Surely im not that slow

[paper harness]

1 space marine per planet guys

[south grove]

Bc most sources I see still state the first three chaos gods awakened / became sapient during the span of M2.

[paper harness]

Guard battles being a few hundred thousand instead of a few billion

[undone flame]

40k is more of a vibe based thing and hard lore nerds gain anrusims serves them right.

[vestal pine]

all 3 chaos gods were born from the war of the heavens(toads vs necrons thing)

slannesh was the most recent being born from eldar

[paper harness]

Going by 1% conscription rate, there are 340 trillion guardsmen

How do you lose

[south grove]

yea they were born during war of the heavens but they awakened in m2 no?

that's all the lore I've been fed

[grizzled aspen]

This one is actually quite simple. Paperwork and logistics.

[vestal pine]

the original korn birthstory being abel-kain murder stabby stabby thing, was eventually moved to draknyen the sword abbadon used to home run a grenade

[grizzled aspen]

The bane of any military official.

[paper harness]

You have 34 quadrillion people

[south grove]

they didn't have to be birthed in m2 is my point. idk if it's true or not considering geedubs retcon everything every book ever.

[wary timber]

Ive learned abit but I've also learned nothing in my span of learning 40 K for 2 years

[vestal pine]

half of them turned to chaos and fighting the other half

😂

[paper harness]

Gorilla man must be dying internally all the time

[grizzled aspen]

Also that.

Defection to chaos or just going renegade in general is very common.

[spice geyser]

Doesnt atoma prime have like 90 billion people but fullscale planet casualties of guardsmen are in the millions

[vestal pine]

chaos is legitimately stupid

[south grove]

Bring malice back btw

[paper harness]

More like 9 billion

[south grove]

awesome chaos god

[undone flame]

I have learned that the real strength of 40k isn't it's philosophical themes or it's heavy consistent world building but being metal as hell

[grizzled aspen]

Malice technically still exists under a different name, iirc.

[vestal pine]

retconned f you

[grizzled aspen]

I don't remember what he got renamed to, though.

[south grove]

is it another void dragon shard 💀

[paper harness]

90 billion lmao

[ornate bone]

Populions

[south grove]

make every diety actually be a void dragon shard

[paper harness]

That’s not even accurate to lore in the first place

[spice geyser]

warhammer numbers make no sense LMAO

[paper harness]

How big is atoma

[grizzled aspen]

No he's still a minor warp god, the guy who owns the rights just got shitcanned from GW so they can't call him malice.

[vestal pine]

i mean do you believe they know the lore?

[wary timber]

Yeah thats the real reason. Which makes it suck that GW dislikes you for making up your own lore bits

[paper harness]

Don’t forgot Dan Abnett wrote the lore!

[south grove]

Yea ik they got to change names bc of uhhh

canning the guy who wrote it

but I can't find out what he's renamed to

[vestal pine]

he also wrote end and the death 3, john gramaticus boogaloo

[paper harness]

They should discard the entire story of darktide

[vestal pine]

😂

[paper harness]

Ngl

Does anyone actually care

[vestal pine]

not anymore than vigilus

[spice geyser]

they shot the traitor though in the 10 total seconds of cutscenes

[wary timber]

This is a 40K inspired place.. no

[spice geyser]

important lore developments

[south grove]

where were we supposed to find out the karnak twins started their streak of cannibalism in their command tent on nox alpha

[undone flame]

At the start the world was supposed to be flexable and unchanging as it can host stories created from people doing war games with their minis
They can make stories for their minis and feel attached.
The problem now is that there is money for a meta plot because of the mavel movie craze

[south grove]

I needed to know

[paper harness]

Hmm yes today we will spend 5 hours writing some terrible vox message instead of working out how to keep the player base happy

[south grove]

the good old plasma gun!

[vestal pine]

how would you make the playerbase happy

i mean, look at sm2

😂

[paper harness]

New maps

[vestal pine]

its a shitpile

[paper harness]

New maps

[grizzled aspen]

Rework zealout and ogryn trees, new maps, new weapons.

[paper harness]

New enemies

[grizzled aspen]

Pretty simple.

[wary timber]

Listen I'm just wondering why the commisar didn't just say "they look suspicious I'm killing them and if you think that I won't kill you then think otherwise"

[vestal pine]

man thinks modelings done by story writers

[fleet zealot]

map team is always busy no?

but it's not the whole team

[paper harness]

Yeah with me

[south grove]

Also why did they allow wolfer to keep his flak armour on the tancred bastion anyways

[paper harness]

[vestal pine]

i do wish they would stop the "change up map layouts" thing

[south grove]

he had his flak armour on in the beginning

it kinda pisses me off

[paper harness]

I have a few dozen things for them to fix

[vestal pine]

man i sure hope Dan Abnett knows how to model

😂

[south grove]

also he looks so generic

[paper harness]

Clad eternally coping and seething that he can’t get things fixed but I can

[wary timber]

Yurp which makes it lame.. I still like it but its more limiting and if they try a sue because you make up your own lore and wanna share it tf you do?

[opaque island]

who is this fucking loser

[south grove]

wolfer

lmao

he looks generic asf

[vestal pine]

wolfer is just generic acc tbh

[opaque island]

wait thats wolfer in the intro cutscene getting broken out

fuck

i had no idea

[south grove]

thank god he got a glowup in the carnival update

[paper harness]

He looks like a character in ck3

[wary timber]

That face

[south grove]

bro got a facelift

[vestal pine]

dudes cool with the helmet but

shit without

[grizzled aspen]

Man that nose hole in his helmet looks like the perfect size to fit a boltgun round through.

[south grove]

he looks like a random scab bruiser

[opaque island]

thrust slaughterer

afaik

[south grove]

thrust slaughterer headtaker

carapace uny

[paper harness]

Carapace maniac

[grizzled aspen]

Dorn.

What?

[vestal pine]

have another anime idk

[grizzled aspen]

Why tf would you put maniac on your hammer?

[wary timber]

Which is why I love that. Its funny he complains about the heretics not able to take out 4 rejects

[south grove]

maniac on melee?

[paper harness]

Rager one shot bp

[grizzled aspen]

You can just do that anyway?

Dummy.

You have thrust lmao.

[paper harness]

Sure if you charge it

[vestal pine]

maniac seems overt? dont charge hits always kill them?

[livid summit]

alright fellas wheres the best talent tree for melee

[grizzled aspen]

Also just don't fight ragers with your fuckin hammer.

[paper harness]

Or waste time using thrust

[grizzled aspen]

Thats dumb.

Shoot them instead.

[paper harness]

Cleaving 4 at a time

[vestal pine]

ehhh

[paper harness]

Ligma balls

[wary timber]

Try 6

[grizzled aspen]

Idc man fighting ragers with hammer is dumb.

[vestal pine]

not like you do full damage to all of them

[south grove]

He's gotta be a big boss (captains is below colonels he ain't shit)

[vestal pine]

and besides you still kinda lack stuff against them

[grizzled aspen]

Scab ragers you can get away with because theyre slow but youll get blendered against dreg ragers.

[paper harness]

Large manager

[fleet zealot]

secret tech

special l1

[grizzled aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[fleet zealot]

well i guess that isn't needed now

cause h1 is an overhead

shit

[grizzled aspen]

Big Boss...

[vestal pine]

😂

[paper harness]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-5-fulton-this-man-mgsv-mgs5-metal-gear-solid-v-gif-12553742956627074477

[south grove]

fun fact wolfer's helmet isn't even original

bro's wearing a vraksian helmet

[grizzled aspen]

Synopsis here is that Dorn is insane with hammer.

[wary timber]

For him to be a big boss I wanna fight him. I'm tired of his whining. He sounds so goofy. "You guys kill them 4 or I'm gonna get... Antisocial."

[vestal pine]

i like how every chaos shits just gets to be spikey

😂

[paper harness]

Quiet with the sleep gun is peak

Just go afk for 5 minsn

[wary timber]

Its funny

[paper harness]

Pickup all the useful people

[south grove]

I forgot whether the grow spikes or they nail them on themselves

[vestal pine]

probably both

[south grove]

I think part grown part nail

[wary timber]

Its threatening so you don't bite me!

[south grove]

I wish we could collab w/ the guards more

that's one part I liked about SM2

you get to see the scale of full bown battles

[vestal pine]

chat how would you rebalance sm2 to be more enjoyable

[south grove]

the forces we fight are strays or scarcely stationed areas

[fleet zealot]

add orks

[south grove]

apply more boltguns

bring the orks back

[fleet zealot]

orks are what made sm1 good

hot take

and everyone forgets how shit the game was on harder diffs vs chaos

[south grove]

my ork boyz has been losing battles after battles in recent lore

[grizzled aspen]

Do what destiny 2 did to make emote peeking not work; if you aren't visible to the enemy, you can't see them.

[south grove]

first octarius

[vestal pine]

since darktide still doesnt have npc vs npc so sm2 wins on that front

[fleet zealot]

orks are being used as measuring stick for other villains

[south grove]

I'm still broken about octarius

it's such a cool centerpiece

[vestal pine]

pvp nerds i dont know sorry

[south grove]

they need to write novels about it

oh yea badab war needs more love too

I love the badab war

[grizzled aspen]

All I'm saying is is that snipers and heavies just corner camp until youre in a spot where you can't instantly get into cover, then they peek you and blast you.

[wind dagger]

we dont need more novels about space marines

[grizzled aspen]

Doing what I said removes that issue entirely and makes melee more viable for sm2 pvp.

[fleet zealot]

BROTHER

(100% true)

[wind dagger]

there are entire sections of the imperium like that are crucial to its founding and survival that are actually cool as shit that dont have a single book about them

like the missionaries

[south grove]

Horus heresy is ending.

[cerulean moth]

Like your mother

✍️

[wary timber]

Yeah

[south grove]

Black library won't have a posterboy series after that

[wind dagger]

there's an entire organization of the ministorum that's basically still undertaking the great crusade to this day and there's not a single book about any of them

[south grove]

they always have a posterboy series and other parts

[vestal pine]

i can write a mod about sm2 pve rebalancing but not pvp

[wary timber]

Bruddah its been the gothic age for awhile. Wonder when the golden age is dropping

[wind dagger]

there is literally more writing in darktide cosmetics about the missionarus galaxia than there is in the black library

[south grove]

I know I know

What if

[vestal pine]

so been thinking to rebalance guns in sm2 to be like darktide

[south grove]

We bring Matt Ward to darktide

[wary timber]

The type shit thats wanted and needed but its mostly just space marine stuff.

[cerulean moth]

He is in darktide

[wary timber]

Or other factions

[cerulean moth]

Did something happen?

[lethal lance]

I liked the part in the tithes or whatever where you had aerial dogfighting with some flyboyz and the guardian airforce

[south grove]

wait he is

I forgot

[cerulean moth]

Yes lol

He’s also the writer for vermintide

[south grove]

dan abnett was the main guy in my mind

[cerulean moth]

He wrote the setting

[wind dagger]

o w8 i forgot there's a missionary in blackstone fortress (the book)

still

[cerulean moth]

You’ve been Matt warded kiddo

[south grove]

as long as we keep a restraining order on him against ultramarines he writes decently

[cerulean moth]

[vestal pine]

wait mattward wrote both tide games???

[cerulean moth]

At minimum he does the dialogue for the characters, at minimum

[vestal pine]

id say just accept calgar

[south grove]

Fun fact

morrow and wolfer uses the same VA

[cerulean moth]

Loner psyker and bully ogryn too iirc

[vestal pine]

ngl

darktide complexity > sm2

[wary timber]

Hah nice

[vestal pine]

and its gonna win darktide some players i think

[cerulean moth]

Fem judge is also the speaking VA of noodles from the band gorillaz

Which is cool

Wait gorillaz

[acoustic dune]

GORILLAZ?

[wary timber]

I didn't know that tbh I run that on one of my zealots and didn't realize

[acoustic dune]

IN THE 40K UNIVERSE?

[cerulean moth]

I think I fucked dat up

Nope I’m right

[vestal pine]

anyways if i do get to write a darktide themed rebalance mod for sm2 what should i call it?

[cerulean moth]

Yes gorillaz

[cerulean moth]

The uh….marine..tide

[wary timber]

Marine tide

[cerulean moth]

She’s got some serious range

[vestal pine]

lmao

[wind dagger]

nah, this game will always be very niche

[vestal pine]

yes

[south grove]

Chitintide

[dusky moon]

did i want mk 6 or 3 with the combat knife, i took a break and forgot

[vestal pine]

sm2's shallow as a paper tho

[wary timber]

Literally which goes to show why she's good imo good acters/singers get great range.

[south grove]

3 = weakpoint
6 = horde clear

[wind dagger]

i told everyone playing hd2 that the game was going to be bad for more than a month before it came out and nobody listened lmao

[dusky moon]

with flesh and rip, right

[cerulean moth]

The voice actor for the plague ogryn is also that demon guy from BG3

[wind dagger]

so many people that just ignored the obvious

[cerulean moth]

Which is funny

[dusky moon]

i didnt save any images like a fool

[grizzled aspen]

"Horde clear" is generous.

[south grove]

I run uncanny precog but you do whatev

[cerulean moth]

The one who makes deals

[wary timber]

Ngl its a great game imo

[south grove]

shhhh

it's my baby

[dusky moon]

just going with what dorn told me too

[wind dagger]

ignored the youtube reviews that were breaking embargo to talk about how the online functionality was shit

[south grove]

ya

[grizzled aspen]

This is why you're forever a noob...

[wind dagger]

ignored the copy-pasted animations and mechanics from wwz

[wary timber]

Haha

[south grove]

BOLT PISTOL GO BOOOOOM 💥 🔥 🤯

I havent played for a while, so I dont know when they added the bolt pistol but I used it for the first time the other day….

And I cant put it down.

BOOM BOOM BOOM CLUNK CHUNK CRUNK BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
This is hands down the best feeling, sounding, most fun gun Ive ever seen in a game. Holy moly I cant stop using it. So visceral, so bassy, so boomy. They gave the bolter tons of mobility at like no cost. Its amazing

Rah rah kill heretic with a glorified rpg pistol go boom boom aaaahhh

(Dont worry meta players I only play haz3)

[dusky moon]

generally, most everything i deal with on zealot is hoard clear. spearhead takes care of bosses and anything else i cant deal with on knife

[wind dagger]

it's a lazy cash-in made by a team fundamentally incapable of self-reflection

[south grove]

I have fond memories of it.

[vestal pine]

hd2 has more diversity, its just that they killed it by nerfbatting everything

[south grove]

My first godroll was a knife.

[grizzled aspen]

Me when I'm in a being cringe competition and my opponent uses reddit copypastas:

[south grove]

a mk 6 knife.

[grizzled aspen]

My first proper perfect 380 was a revolver and I immediately fucking ruined it.

[cerulean moth]

I say reuse animations Is fine, If a studio has a large library of assets why not use them? I dunno

[south grove]

people are beginning to hear our gospels.

[wind dagger]

my first godroll was a vraks mk3

[south grove]

I probably did this guy in

I hate ogryns

[wary timber]

Ey that's your opinion I easily have over 200 hrs on it and you don't need to pay anything after you buy the game.

[south grove]

god I wish I had a mk 3 HHA godroll back then

I spent like 20m dockets on that shit

[vestal pine]

super credits:

[lethal lance]

there's been a few actors for Noodle; in the original self-titled album it was Miho Hatori from Cibo Motto

[south grove]

Did everyone forget about the earnable aquila tease last christmas?

[south grove]

Or was that last last christmas?

[wind dagger]

because the animations were made for normal sized people and not superhuman space marines? watching space marines roll around like they're trying to dodge bullets in gears of war is so fucking stupid

[south grove]

Time moves fast.

[wary timber]

I only hate them when a random taps the damn barrel next to me and I notice it just barely or I don't.

[cerulean moth]

Ah yes your correct, thank you

[south grove]

I barrel them before they do it to me.

[wary timber]

Correct

[south grove]

Much more convenient.

[cerulean moth]

OH no I thought you meant something else completly

Sorry

For some reason my brain thought arrowhead made wwz

Lmao

[vestal pine]

SM2 feels fine but they couldn't make a actually engaging gameplay so they slapped parry and called it a day

[cerulean moth]

Don’t hurt me

[vestal pine]

😂

[wary timber]

Hah doubtful but if they do they can have $20 as thanks (i can't afford more so no bruddah)

[wary timber]

Yeah but I like to save it for horde or special sometimes I hit a barrel before dog tackles me and it lets me win.

[south grove]

Yea I thought I was the only one who remembered it (I have 14k + imperial edition aquila I don't need more tbh)

[wary timber]

Ey I enjoy parry systems

[vestal pine]

block weapons:

[south grove]

remember the pearl clutching thing back then?

[cerulean moth]

That did irreversible brain damage to the community

[south grove]

I purchased the imperial edition on xbox, got the bonus

then I swapped over to PC for the free moebian 21st cosmetics

I got both

[cerulean moth]

Didn’t Xbox get them later?

I hope they did

[south grove]

but everyone else was so mad about it I just kept silent

[wary timber]

Still. Look at GOW and no not gears god of war.

[south grove]

gamepass version on PC got it

[hard nexus]

real actually

[rocky nacelle]

@spare talon https://fxtwitter.com/UntilPersona/status/1851990380482375888

[south grove]

the regular xbox users didn't

[wary timber]

Sure its been a 'core' part of gameplay but still

[cerulean moth]

Shut up meow

Your just a cat

What the fuck do you know

[vestal pine]

that sm2 sucks

😂

[cerulean moth]

That’s fucked up

[south grove]

Late stage capitalisitic psyop

[hard nexus]

that you used the wrong “You’re”

[south grove]

Humanity cannot be saved

[vestal pine]

wdym late stage

we're beyond endgame

[cerulean moth]

If I wasn’t on phone

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-gif-19720828

[cerulean moth]

I’d have the best gif

[cerulean moth]

Guys I have a meme for this

[cerulean moth]

I’d put that thing in a sock and weld it like a nunchuck

New weapon

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-plane-joe-gif-14859647

[wary timber]

Its been basically the exact same game repeat. Roll, block/parry. Same thing with darktide swing, dodge, shove/block.. you cant say gameplay is repetitive while playing others that are similar in terms of repetitive.

[south grove]

schizo bolt pistol setup found

The Bubbas lives on in 40k

[wary timber]

Now.. if the game shows every level the same. Every thing just the same little to no variety.. its repetitive

[south grove]

I actually had to uninstall the latest EWC update

too many crashes / instabilities

[wary timber]

?

[wind dagger]

dt is engaging, active and there's depth to character building that allows for variety

the optimal way to play sm2 in melee is to stand in one spot and press parry and there are non-subjective best things to use that are universal across all situations

sm2 is just dogshit sorry

[fleet zealot]

yea

DT has way more depth

[wind dagger]

also like

there's no vanguard in sm2

a class that is just

a waste of air

[south grove]

me when weapon upgrades is only straight damage increases

[wind dagger]

everything about vanguard's talents and its core skill is just shit

[wary timber]

I spin a horde in circles on darktide for hours.

If you break anything down too much its gonna be repetitive bruddahs

[wind dagger]

no you don't

lol

[wary timber]

In short don't think on it

[south grove]

Reivers are shit on the tabletop, shit on the video game

poor them

[wind dagger]

true

[wary timber]

Telling me I don't shove and just circle them?

[fleet zealot]

if that strat works for you

[hard nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/gibberish-discord-meme-get-this-man-a-shield-wakanda-gif-1239357558790190300

[cerulean moth]

Not thinking is my agenda

[grizzled aspen]

@hard nexus what should my next bg3 character be?

[south grove]

you gotta learn to abuse the map

kill a few burgles w/ doors

[cerulean moth]

Human male fighter

[fleet zealot]

SM2 is just a gears of war power fantasy like the last game, a bit deeper compared to sm1, but not by much

[cerulean moth]

Romance shadow heart

And um

Be a good guy

[grizzled aspen]

Did that already.

[wary timber]

Exactly. Don't bother trying to narrow shit down its gonna get too basic and ruin the fun.

[south grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ggurv0/i_have_full_rights_to_altf4_to_save_my_45_auric/

[grizzled aspen]

I did oath of conquest paladin and oh boy did I conquer.

[cerulean moth]

Kill wyll

[grizzled aspen]

[south grove]

@spare talon lookie lookie

ragebait on the sub

[grizzled aspen]

I've considered doing an evil playthrough and banging minthara.

[cerulean moth]

She ain’t worth it

But yeah do it

Cause it’s fun

[grizzled aspen]

But I could also do a morally grey playthrough and romance lae'zel.

I just don't know what class to play.

[cerulean moth]

I’m saying she isn’t hot enough 😔

Warlock!

[grizzled aspen]

Hell no!

[south grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ggjvy0/why_do_so_many_players_seem_to_hate_smite_and/

[grizzled aspen]

Warlocks are only fun in irl dnd.

[cerulean moth]

Why not!

[grizzled aspen]

Because you can work with your dm to get around the drawbacks of your class.

[cerulean moth]

I had fun in my play through 😭

[grizzled aspen]

And I don't want to use solely eldritch blast forever.

[cerulean moth]

I had other spells……

I just thought the idea was cool tbh

[grizzled aspen]

Yeah. You can cast them only twice.

[cerulean moth]

Only started playing actual dnd very recently

[grizzled aspen]

I HATE low spell slot counts.

[cerulean moth]

Druid is fun

[hard nexus]

human, female, fighter

[grizzled aspen]

I made a homebrew subclass specifically to get around low spell slots on warlock.

[hard nexus]

:3

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not playing a woman.

[south grove]

https://www.youtube.com/@MiguelIglesiasART/videos

[grizzled aspen]

[wind dagger]

i hate all psykers tbqh

[hard nexus]

boorriiiing

[dusky moon]

i dont think im getting enough crits

[wind dagger]

i just hate the class

[south grove]

I just found one of the dt concept artist's YT

[wind dagger]

mine isnt even 30

[south grove]

are you... dodging?

[cerulean moth]

Guys new update

[south grove]

dodging doesn't mean any dodging either

[cerulean moth]

Any day now

[grizzled aspen]

Not boring. I just physically can't put myself into a mindset to play a female character.

[dusky moon]

as much as i can

[cerulean moth]

Right right right???

[south grove]

you need to dodge with intent to proc riposte

random dodging don't work

[cerulean moth]

See if I was a internet loser I’d say this is because you have no empathy

[south grove]

can't dodge too early, dodging too late don't work either

[south grove]

egg

[dusky moon]

hmm

[grizzled aspen]

Well that opinion is correct, I have no empathy.

[cerulean moth]

[dusky moon]

so play more like dark souls, less like elden ring

[grizzled aspen]

I am quite literally a sociopath struggling to wrap my head around normal human emotions.

Like textbook definition.

[hard nexus]

ur first mistake is playing elden ring

[grizzled aspen]

So yeah, to be brief, I don't understand women, and I'll never understand them enough to play a female character in a role playing game.

[dusky moon]

i have infinitly more hours on dark souls then elden ring

[rocky nacelle]

sorry for your loss

[hard nexus]

this explains a lot

women r pretty pawesome

[grizzled aspen]

I mean... yeah?

[south grove]

have you considering getting to know them

mr chud

[grizzled aspen]

Listen man.

[south grove]

(sorry that was mean)

[grizzled aspen]

I'm 220lbs and 6ft tall. All the women I know are like 5ft 4in and maybe 100 pounds.

[south grove]

WHAT HTE FUCK MFAO

[cerulean moth]

No don’t apologies

Double downside

[grizzled aspen]

I scare them and they scare me.

[rocky nacelle]

its ok

ive asked women how to understand women

not even they know bro

[south grove]

I am the same height as you but weigh the same as the women you know

[south grove]

what the fuck is my problem

[grizzled aspen]

It's simple.

You're a femboy.

🫵

[south grove]

You make me want to steal steroids from the labs.

You know that?

[grizzled aspen]

Just eat a fucking steak man it's not that hard.

[outer gulch]

I actually was really surprised with how the darktide discord was compared to steam comments on every patch

[grizzled aspen]

Mfs act like protein isn't real.

[lethal lance]

maybe placing half the population in a monolith is the problem.

[dusky moon]

again, i just need to go slower, lol

[outer gulch]

I came here expecting mad ppl screaming into the void

[grizzled aspen]

Get a damn nutrition calculator and go in excess of everything that's normal.

[south grove]

I am on a 3.5k calories diet

Don't tell me that

[grizzled aspen]

DIET???

THATS MY NORMAL AMOUNT OF FOOD

[cerulean moth]

Have you tried to yoga

[drifting wolf]

what having the metabolism of a shrew does to a mf

[grizzled aspen]

DUDE WHAT ARE YOU

[lethal lance]

warhammer players not understanding metabolism and how it is a reflection of personal physiology and changes throughout life.

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not reading all that.

[south grove]

I understand my metabolism

[grizzled aspen]

Summarize in 4 words or less or explode.

[dusky moon]

i dont think thats a diet

[south grove]

I digest faster than I think

[drifting wolf]

metabolism make tintin skinny

[south grove]

and I'm in med school

[dusky moon]

i have the metabolism of the flash

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/bloaty-the-frog-lenore-gif-21313523

[south grove]

so I guess I think fast

[grizzled aspen]

My metabolism used to be really fast and then I hit a massive growth spurt in like 7th grade.

I grew from 5ft 2in to 6ft and my weight doubled.

In the span of one school year I outgrew literally all of my clothes.

[dusky moon]

dude, im 6 foot 1 and 120lbs soaking wet. my metabolism is faster then the flash.

[lethal lance]

this is called puberty, it happens to people; it's okay

[south grove]

I used to be an obese child

then my weight stopped upping and I grew taller

my bones are hollow

[grizzled aspen]

I'm not reading all that. Summarize in 4 words or less or explode.

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/robocop-clarence-boddicker-no-panic-get-out-gif-12576546560115642827

[drifting wolf]

grow large suddenly yeah

[grizzled aspen]

Calcium deficiency? Or is this like a genetic defect? I'm genuinely curious.

[south grove]

my parents are fine

[lethal lance]

#ogryn-class message

[south grove]

my calcium is fine

[grizzled aspen]

Well genetics can skip your parents.

[south grove]

none of my relatives have this problem

it's not hereditary

[grizzled aspen]

That's unfortunate.

[drifting wolf]

you've been very neglectful to your pet skeleton

[south grove]

as for calcium I'd say I'm drowning in it

[drifting wolf]

now he'll never break free

[grizzled aspen]

Man needs some milk.

[south grove]

2-3 jugs of milk a week as a child

[grizzled aspen]

Jesus man that's a lot of milk.

[south grove]

acnes almost killed me lol

face was red

everywhere

[grizzled aspen]

I have 3 siblings and we would go through like 1 jug a week between the 4 of us.

Though me and my brothers did almost exclusively eat brown sugar cinnamon poptarts for breakfast literally every day.

[lethal lance]

this kid buys jugs of milk

[south grove]

I had full english

[grizzled aspen]

Are you ready for what I have to say next?

[lethal lance]

drinkin' out th' milk jug

[south grove]

I love breakfast

best meal of the day

[lethal lance]

down at th' hollar

[south grove]

wake up for full english

[drifting wolf]

the most important meal of the day

[south grove]

dinner is nice too

[drifting wolf]

serving it up gary's way

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly, don't like breakfast that much.

[south grove]

but full english is what compells me to wake up

[wind dagger]

what are you eating for those 3.5k tho

[grizzled aspen]

I actually don't like bacon by itself anymore from how often I've eaten it.

[paper harness]

I eat more than you

[wind dagger]

not gonna mansplain your nutrition to you but

[paper harness]

300g of protein little tintin

I hope

[lethal lance]

https://tenor.com/view/vats-fallout-target-vault-108-gif-12021170

[grizzled aspen]

You eat more than me too bro.

My intake is 3.2k.

Ish.

I might do a little more or a little less each day but that's like the average amount.

[south grove]

Noodles, Steak, Sliders, Fish (a lot of fish)

I eat a lot of things

[wind dagger]

and you're not gaining weight?

[paper harness]

Do you track it

[grizzled aspen]

So carbs, protein, carbs and slight protein, protein you may not digest well.

[south grove]

I started tracking it after getting told I weigh lighter than my ex

[paper harness]

Go eat 2lb of beef right now

[grizzled aspen]

💀

[drifting wolf]

there are worms in your intestine helping you maintain your weight

feed them more fish

[wary timber]

ok brb

[south grove]

I don't have bug issues

[paper harness]

Are you certain

[south grove]

I am certain

[paper harness]

[drifting wolf]

the point of a parasite is that they want to be as unnoticeable as possible

[south grove]

I am a med student

[paper harness]

Blud needs anti parasitic

[grizzled aspen]

I second Dorn, go eat 2lbs of beef right now.

[paper harness]

Christmas is coming up

[wind dagger]

one slider for tintin

[grizzled aspen]

Literally 3/4 of my meals contain beef.

[wind dagger]

one slider for tintin's tapeworm

[south grove]

And my parents are actually helicopters

[grizzled aspen]

The rest contain chicken.

[south grove]

full exam every year

[paper harness]

My record is is 1380 grams of beef in a day

[grizzled aspen]

And I do not eat pork at all.

[drifting wolf]

must be a very sneaky worm

[paper harness]

You should get tested specifically

[grizzled aspen]

Unless it's sausage.

[wary timber]

i honestly dont think even i could eat 2 lbs in my teens

[light badge]

chat is moving so fast no one will know I'm gay

[grizzled aspen]

I'll eat pork if it's sausage, but otherwise, no.

[light badge]

girls r pretty

[wary timber]

and i was a eater lol

[south grove]

Maybe

[south grove]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-dog-im-fr-an-eater-qazira-dog-tongue-freaky-dog-tongue-gif-14576727459878736156

[grizzled aspen]

Beat me to it.

[wind dagger]

hey tintin how old are you

[wary timber]

wtf is that gif bro lmao

[grizzled aspen]

@light badge get immortalized idiot.

[paper harness]

You are either eating less than you think, there’s some severe thyroid issue or you have a very large parasite

[drifting wolf]

keep eating fish

[naive stirrup]

got caught in 4k
raytraced

[grizzled aspen]

Honestly hyperthyroidism could be it.

[naive stirrup]

explode

[grizzled aspen]

Hyper makes you unable to gain weight, hypo makes you unable to lose weight.

@south grove get your thyroid checked big dog.

[delicate shadow]

getting medical advice from zelchat

[wary timber]

lol id count them as specials but they are elites..

[south grove]

hyperthyroid yea

[drifting wolf]

worms are cool

[paper harness]

Stop doing clen

[drifting wolf]

i lied btw

[paper harness]

You are welcome

[naive stirrup]

sounds about right

[paper harness]

You can never speak again

[grizzled aspen]

I mean I'm speaking from experience here, my brother has hyper, and my mom, dad, and sister have hypo.

Thyroid issues run in the family on both sides.

[fleet zealot]

i remember both of these LOL

[naive stirrup]

i will continue to speak

[south grove]

I'm a med student

I am alive

[spare talon]

Your wrist is a little sore?
Super hyper megacancer.

[paper harness]

Send me a full list of your intake

[grizzled aspen]

Also most of my medical knowledge comes from my mother, who was an RN for ~12 years.

[grizzled aspen]

That woman could kill you and make it look like the Easter bunny did it lmao.

[paper harness]

I want to know exactly how much you consume

[spare dome]

The only person here who should be giving medical advice is Aquila, and that's because he knows better than to give medical advice.

[drifting wolf]

day in the life of a hypochondriac

[delicate shadow]

look I'm sure you're all smart, qualified, experienced and whatever

but you're also Darktide players

[drifting wolf]

ingest tapeworm eggs for free weight loss

[grizzled aspen]

Hey. That just makes the information more valid. Comes with the territory of violent levels of the tism.

[south grove]

I've had 4 servings of fish n chips today

[lethal lance]

truly, this is Nurgle's blessing

[paper harness]

Tintin are you on beta blockers yet

[spare talon]

[south grove]

idk how much

only ate fish n chips

too lazy to make other stuff

[grizzled aspen]

You need to start meal prepping bro.

You'll be able to do your gains calculations at a glance that way.

[paper harness]

Unless you are also asthmatic then that would be a bad idea iirc

[south grove]

I only have painkillers prescribed rn

[paper harness]

I track everything i consume

[south grove]

psychopath

[grizzled aspen]

No. He meal preps.

Big difference.

[lethal lance]

I consume everything I track. We are not the same.

[grizzled aspen]

And quite easy.

[south grove]

Too lazy

[grizzled aspen]

Meal prep is the stepping stone to disciplining your body.

[paper harness]

Me thinks that is the core problem

[grizzled aspen]

Unironically learning to eat well is the best thing you can possibly do for your health.

[paper harness]

Rare yellow name in zealot chat run and hide

[south grove]

I eat a lot

[delicate shadow]

I used to be common instead of rare

alas

[south grove]

and I digest a lot too

metabolism fast

[paper harness]

Tintin pooping

[grizzled aspen]

Ok, so you eat a lot, but what the fuck are you eating?

Calories alone won't make you gain weight.

[naive stirrup]

come back

[paper harness]

It’s going to be something like celery

I mean it will

[acoustic dune]

stan food

eheh

[south grove]

a lot of noodles n rice

[grizzled aspen]

Do NOT mention that CREATURE!

[drifting wolf]

that just kills normal people

[south grove]

chicken and fish

pork and beef occasionally

[paper harness]

You should be starting some form of actual treatment

[grizzled aspen]

Alright now go meal prep your food.

[south grove]

well I have pork a lot

[grizzled aspen]

Weigh your food before you eat it.

[south grove]

that was a lie

[paper harness]

Do I have to explain to a med student that he should get treatment

[drifting wolf]

you should eat more carrots to gain the vision of an eagle

[south grove]

Yes

I need to work

[grizzled aspen]

That's a myth btw.

[drifting wolf]

you just haven't eaten enough carrots

[south grove]

Lecture notes is more important than my life

[grizzled aspen]

Ok so if I eat enough carrots will my vision correct itself to 20/20?

[delicate shadow]

400lbs of floppy bacon

[drifting wolf]

yes but it's going to take a very long time to reach that point

[paper harness]

No

[grizzled aspen]

What if I put the carrots directly into my eyeballs?

[drifting wolf]

you get to see orange and nothing else forever

[grizzled aspen]

[dusky moon]

i like the knife, need to get better at dodging

[paper harness]

Pls get banned pls get banned

[dusky moon]

not like just dodging, but dodging IN a hoard, cause thats where i get fucked

[grizzled aspen]

You have to pay attention to what is and isn't trying to hit you.

[south grove]

isn't he macroing

easy ban innit?

[grizzled aspen]

You can push most things to stop them and reset their attacks so you can focus on dodging the incoming attacks.

Also gives you more breathing room.

But the biggest thing of dodging well is spacing yourself against the enemies.

Too close and too many will be able to attack you.

Poxwalkers and whatnot will drag through each other to clip you.

[south grove]

why is the grub server called grub central and not grubhub

[violet hornet]

When you're a bigger heretic than the nurgle worshippers

[dusky moon]

ive also noticed ill dodge to the side sometimes, and it doesnt help, ill still get hit time to time.
getting body blocked is also a huge issue. sometimes ill overextend and get boxed in

just more learning

[vague depot]

Add some more push/push attacks

[vague depot]

Literally shove them away to make more room

[south grove]

side dodges works better than back dodges

[paper harness]

That’s from elitist bastards

[south grove]

back dodges makes enemies do ice skates

[vague depot]

You need like 20 backdashes to get out of the way of a single ice skating crusher

[south grove]

Flak guners are not ellis?

rwelly???

[vague depot]

Those mfs got the dexterity of a petite bell fairy with the way they skate at you

[paper harness]

They are

Crushers are very easy to dodge

They are also very slow

[vague depot]

Very easy if you dodge to the side

If you dodge back for some reason those mfs lock on

[violet hornet]

Very easy to dodge in any direction when timed correctly

[paper harness]

Yeah because you are usually still in range

[vague depot]

I generally just always dodge to the side ngl only time I go back is for poxbursters

[violet hornet]

Probably a better idea than dodging straight back regardless tbh

[south grove]

that was a joke lol

sorry!

[paper harness]

I dodge back for ragers

[vague depot]

Oh fr

[paper harness]

Canadian…

[south grove]

Maulers are my enemies

[vague depot]

It looked like some of their swings lunged forwards

[violet hornet]

The hitbox for the crusher overhead does seem like a long rectangle/ line

[paper harness]

I’m not stupid enough to fight ragers in melee

Almost always chip damage

[vague depot]

How well do throwing knives do against them

[violet hornet]

I am

[vague depot]

2-3,headshot kill?

[south grove]

I've seen a zealot FOTF into a rager to punch it w/ knife

then start stabbing it

[violet hornet]

I think a solid headshot knife is a kill but I may have stacks up when I see that

[drifting wolf]

a true warrior

[dusky moon]

imma take that into practice

[paper harness]

9/10 it’s just not worth fighting them in melee

[vague depot]

I rush in with fotf and start side dodging and praying

[paper harness]

Since they sped up the combo and it’s essentially impossible to dodge

[vague depot]

Wallahi

[south grove]

I just FOTF out and start blasting

[violet hornet]

If I'm running hsword I'll melee the ragers, other weapons I'm thinking twice about it

[south grove]

it's the one enemy I won't fight in melee unless I know I can kill it fast

dclaw, tknife, revolver

[vague depot]

Devil claw, tac axe, and crusher does well against ragers too

[violet hornet]

Yeah unless I can one shot them it's risky

[vague depot]

I forgot does caxe push attack also stagger ragers

Or is that just taxe

[paper harness]

Crusher only does well if you have hammer blow

[dusky moon]

whats fotf again?

[vague depot]

Fury of the faithful

[dusky moon]

oh, nvm

[paper harness]

But that’s unoptimal now

[vague depot]

Probably the best zealot ability

[violet hornet]

I have heard this works but haven't tried it yet

[vague depot]

I know for sure taxe special and pa staggers them but caxe just straight up kills them so I never tried

[zinc talon]

whoops

[south grove]

@grizzled aspen

[zinc talon]

wrong one

[south grove]

I don't play anymore but might go back and try it

[vague depot]

This is gonna pen 2 walls and headshot kill me from 20 meters

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1148684619345055754/1224019432049868931/vermintide_2_saltzpyre_smike.gif

I never was good at tactical fps games

[spare talon]

Taxe 2 heavies stagger them too but the pa is safer

[vague depot]

Yea I just do pa 2 lights repeat

[median steeple]

The goob

[vague depot]

Caxe I close my eyes and mash left click

[paper harness]

They are pretty fun irl

[south grove]

some content creator domed me in the head from 2 klicks out once

[spare talon]

Idk if it's placebo or not
But after a taxe 2 pa, the heavy comes out faster in my experience

[vague depot]

I feel like I play suicidally reckless when using taxe specifically

[spare talon]

Someone try it and see if I'm crazy or not

[violet hornet]

Precisely, it's usually easier to just kill with the caxe

[vague depot]

That thing is a joyride

[south grove]

they had a slug in a Mossberg 590A1 and a 3k dollar headphone

[spare talon]

Ikr

[south grove]

heard me from 3km out

[spare talon]

It's deceptively good at controlling a situation

[vague depot]

It’s like playing anf zealot in vermintide

[south grove]

ofc you'd know

[paper harness]

Skill issue

[vague depot]

The way the character swings it is just wild

[paper harness]

Friend has 2

[south grove]

I've only shot an SKS and a type 56 irl

[violet hornet]

I have felt the taxe bloodlust myself lmao

[south grove]

old guns in the family

[vague depot]

Iirc it has better single target than caxe but worse horde clear right

Or does it make up for it with infinite fotf attack speed from crit cdr

[paper harness]

He’s got a lot of fun toys

[ornate bone]

hot

[paper harness]

Post 86 Dealer samples, rare stuff

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[south grove]

unfortunately the 56 will be the only full auto in my life

unless I try to build one myself

[paper harness]

You don’t have 60-150k?

To get a pre ban without destructive device letter

[paper harness]

And that’s a felony

[south grove]

hey

not if I quit my med school to go defence

[paper harness]

Good luck getting a sot

Screening process is more in depth than a clearance

[fleet zealot]

lil treat

[spare talon]

Stupid idiot
That's my toothpaste

[ornate bone]

BRO IS EATING OINTMENT

[paper harness]

Come work for us

Get promoted enough and you can charge your mortgage to an expense account

Actually happened btw lmao

[copper hawk]

Me except

HOW I SLEEP AFTER A
LONG DAY OF

WORKING WITH ASSHOLES
CONDUCTING MILITARY OPERATIONS
AND WASTING MY LIFE

[south grove]

Man I'd kill for that

[rocky nacelle]

just 1 more year

[paper harness]

Choices and their consequences

[fleet zealot]

how most gamers complain

[copper hawk]

Yah but i look slutty as FUCK !! in my msv gen ii,,

Baddiest femboy on the border nya..

I AM GOING CRAZY !!!!!!!!

[rocky nacelle]

true

those vests do be just all the rage

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/asd-gif-17398346737275878371

[copper hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/felix-argyle-felix-femboy-boysmell-catboy-gif-26688969

Me actually

At least it not gtmo

[paper harness]

I can ship you a few hundred elcan products

[copper hawk]

Wtf is an elcan

I dont want ANYTHING from you

It'd either be some freaky shit, an opsec violation, or like a bottle of anthrax

[south grove]

1 more year for what???

[paper harness]

The spectre optic is really reliable

And it’s heavy as fuck

[south grove]

optics

[vague depot]

I would like for you to stream heavy sword gameplay once you finish your service

[south grove]

scopes

[copper hawk]

LMFAO

[south grove]

thingymcjigs

[copper hawk]

I dont need a scope

We're not shooting the migrants wtx

Wtf

[south grove]

muh stopping powa?

[copper hawk]

Ur insane

They need halp

[paper harness]

We have a contract with socom for them

[copper hawk]

I guess shooting migrants is a European thing

Checks out w Dorn..

Ya Polska !!

[paper harness]

I was going to make that joke