zealot-class

[rocky nacelle]

if you dont know they exist

[austere urchin]

lol dukino's mom

[uneven galleon]

I did not know this skin existed and now I want to farm it

[rocky nacelle]

look how good it is dude

[uneven galleon]

Now that's a skin worth grinding for

Better than the skullmasher

[austere urchin]

Zer0 has good skins

[rocky nacelle]

no doubt

[uneven galleon]

I could just use a pimpernel anyways

[rocky nacelle]

you know whats funny

ive never gotten this one

specifically (cause I dont farm threshers)

[uneven galleon]

I've got this one

[rocky nacelle]

shit

[austere urchin]

ohhh all white

[rocky nacelle]

you beat me

smh

[austere urchin]

i remember this

I

[uneven galleon]

It reminds me of a Monster Energy drink

[austere urchin]

fuck english

[rocky nacelle]

do you have this one tho?

gordon zer0

[uneven galleon]

No, unfortunately

King Mong is a detriment to my time

[rocky nacelle]

fair enough

I like the badaboom tho

[drifting wolf]

chatterwhite

[austere urchin]

Borderlands 2 is truly an epitome of it's genre

[rocky nacelle]

king mong can drop this

I love it

[uneven galleon]

Badamoom is where it's at

*boom

[rocky nacelle]

indeed

BL2 has goated rocket launchers outside of the norfleet

[uneven galleon]

That's a damage dealer plus jump booster

[rocky nacelle]

nukem for example

[austere urchin]

Badamopm

[uneven galleon]

Makes you Soldier TF2

[rocky nacelle]

ah I remember when I was farming for tunguska

simply because I wanted it

[austere urchin]

those models man

[uneven galleon]

Loot midge farming

[austere urchin]

brings me back

[rocky nacelle]

oh

[uneven galleon]

Butcher + avenger + sawbar

[rocky nacelle]

this one is rare

but they dont advertise it as rare

[uneven galleon]

Already have this

[austere urchin]

what a flex

[rocky nacelle]

id assume if you have gotten to end game and farmed midges/ chubbies

it probably showed up

[uneven galleon]

Of course

[rocky nacelle]

at one point

ah dude

[frozen kernel]

Oh shit wattup we talking Borderlands 2

[rocky nacelle]

I havent gotten this one tho

[uneven galleon]

Si

[austere urchin]

apparently

[frozen kernel]

I crutched Gaige so fucking hard back in the day

[rocky nacelle]

breast cancer awareness zer0

[uneven galleon]

Wierd that I don't have this despite besting Terra so much

[rocky nacelle]

me too

[austere urchin]

She is cute

[rocky nacelle]

I got some of his heads tho

[frozen kernel]

I hated looter shooters but getting a gajillion stacks of chaos and watching my mech kill everything tickled the rat brain just right

[austere urchin]

got a friend that looks like her (sort of)

crutched not crushed

[uneven galleon]

Striker + anarchy + a random ammo container

[austere urchin]

I am sorry

[rocky nacelle]

ok im gonna be real this is the only boss I would not consider farming for skins or customization heads because they are already the worst thing to spawn ever

[frozen kernel]

Ironically I never played VT2, but necro Sienna probably wouldve been really fun for me

[rocky nacelle]

its so fucking good

[frozen kernel]

I just love summoner classes that get little minions, but typically they SUCK in games

[rocky nacelle]

but man

vermi farming?

[uneven galleon]

Waiting 2-3 hours

[frozen kernel]

I heard it was getting a huge update soon to make gearing up less awful for new players

[rocky nacelle]

unironically I was in a 4 man a long time ago

and it took 2-3 hours to spawn 1 vermi

[frozen kernel]

Which is hilarious that VT2 is still getting new classes and other huge updates while Darktide has only finally figured out crafting after 2 years

[austere urchin]

Right? summoning is thight (spelling?

[rocky nacelle]

we were in the caustic caverns too

[uneven galleon]

Necromancer is alright, but like, I thought it was the Smite version of VT2

[rocky nacelle]

at the very start

[uneven galleon]

You poor soul

[austere urchin]

tightitghth

[rocky nacelle]

where they spam the varkids

but man we werent getting lucky

[frozen kernel]

Having not played VT2, I wasn't sure what people meant when they were like "Wait 1-2 years for a Fartshart game to be good"

[rocky nacelle]

ultra badass varkid just permanently nuking us for an hour

and not evolving

[uneven galleon]

I hate that map with a passion but I do Metamorphosis mission to get XP

[rocky nacelle]

yup free 3 to 5 levels give or take

[austere urchin]

Now you know

[rocky nacelle]

very good

[austere urchin]

jebus

[rocky nacelle]

I just think

its so fucked up you can get to the LAST stage of a varkid

before it evolves into vermi

and it can just choose to not

[austere urchin]

how does the reply work, I swear I replied to Banx

[frozen kernel]

I just didn't like Sienna's peril mechanic the one time I tried her back in VT1. Probably the one I hated most next to elf because she was so squishy

[rocky nacelle]

oh heres a rare skin salad

ya got this one?

[uneven galleon]

I used to play VT2 before stagger became so essential into playing. It's still alright now, Chaos Wastes is fun especially on higher difficulties such as Legends, but I like the fluidity and movement of Darktide a lot.

[frozen kernel]

"Get behind the enemy"

New player who does not understand dodge dancing
"This shit sucks how the fuck"

"Why do I only have like 2 dozen arrows?"

[austere urchin]

I'm a poser, I mostly played VT2, I don't know much about VT1

[uneven galleon]

Model is basically the same but less fast paced than VT2

[rocky nacelle]

oh damn thats crazy

[frozen kernel]

For me, I think VT1 was like trying your first beer as a kid

You're like "Eugh gross, adults enjoy this?"

[uneven galleon]

Hyperion assassin's? Where?

[rocky nacelle]

I never knew captain flynt had rare skins

some BL2 fan I am

[rocky nacelle]

Assassinate the Assassins

[austere urchin]

#relatable

[rocky nacelle]

southpaw area

[uneven galleon]

Oh that mission

[rocky nacelle]

this looks nice

[frozen kernel]

But after many years of playing games and falling in love with Darktide I look back like "aaaaah I just literally did not understand the core gameplay loop, that's fair"

[rocky nacelle]

crusty image tho

[austere urchin]

man these skins are nice

[frozen kernel]

I didn't understand that the purpose of drinking wasn't the flavor of the beer, but the memories made with the people you drink them with

[rocky nacelle]

oh I got one for ya Ant

[austere urchin]

but I can't fucking wait for munster Hunter Wilds

[rocky nacelle]

heres Zer0's best skin without a doubt in my mind

[austere urchin]

my body is ready

[frozen kernel]

Orange will always go hard and I will budge on this

[austere urchin]

#philosophical

[uneven galleon]

Though, VT2 will always be forever in my heart. My boyfriend got the game for me for Christmas before he came to Vancouver from Russia, and he and I would always play this game ever since. It's such a good memory and I just remember waking up during Christmas to play it with him and his buddies.

[austere urchin]

😮

tasty

[rocky nacelle]

best skin

id say this is his 2nd best one

[austere urchin]

that's actually great

[rocky nacelle]

love this one

simple

clean

[uneven galleon]

Anyways

Ima go sleep

I have my squid game pink soldier costume I have to wear for work tomorrow

[austere urchin]

It is clean

[rocky nacelle]

🫡

gn gamer

[uneven galleon]

Goodnight

[austere urchin]

very sweet

gn

[frozen kernel]

This is so dope, and why I really want to get my buddies back into DT

[austere urchin]

HA

[frozen kernel]

Space Marine 2 is doing some double XP event but lemme tell ya

[austere urchin]

50's swimsuit Zer0

[austere urchin]

How is spacemarine 2?

[frozen kernel]

Hearing the two people you squad up with in Darktide just go "Hey wanna play Space Marine and level up some weapons?" to eachother while you're just chilling on the Mourningstar alone stings

[rocky nacelle]

farming for legendaries in BL2 basic

[austere urchin]

honestly, coming back to Darktide is so good, it's got me into Warhammer 40k

[rocky nacelle]

farming for skins/heads in BL2

woke

[frozen kernel]

I don't own it. Not really the kind of game for me, but I'm glad that it turned out great

[austere urchin]

I mean, so am I

I just don't know if it would be worth a buy

[frozen kernel]

I normally love thirdperson shooters, and I'll put up with some pretty terrible gameplay just to look at my shoulderblades

[mighty root]

@south grove @spare talon

[frozen kernel]

Like I loved Aliens Fireteam Elite for a couple dozen hours at least

And that game was...rough

[austere urchin]

It rminds me of like bad Cmopany 2, maybe a nice Co-Op, but I'm not doing much in multiplayer

reminds

[frozen kernel]

SM2 seems great, I think my big thing is that I typically like playing smaller units. Something about playing a Space Marine just turns me off, if that makes sense

[austere urchin]

I get that

not he same power fantasy honestly

[frozen kernel]

If I'm gonna be big, I want it to be like Spacehulk Deathwing big or Steel Battalion big

[austere urchin]

the same

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

[austere urchin]

goddamn my typing

[rocky nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-frieza-syndrome-cosplay-parody-gif-17646103

i know that aint who I think it is.....

[austere urchin]

this is beautiful

I mean

[rocky nacelle]

funny enough I dont think ive ever gotten this zer0 skin still

[austere urchin]

there's no way that's not intentional

[frozen kernel]

Just calls Handsome Jack a "monkey" in binary

Simian

PRIMATE

[austere urchin]

I mean... he is.....

I did like the Doppleganger in Tales

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-freezer-frieza-freeza-laughing-gif-11930602

[austere urchin]

Nice character

[rocky nacelle]

crazy ive never gotten this skin

[austere urchin]

Him.... not so much

[rocky nacelle]

nor seen anyone with it

[frosty herald]

Crazy how we can farm for it

[rocky nacelle]

who are we farming vro

its from any enemy

[frozen kernel]

"random drop from any enemy"

Low key HATE that

[rocky nacelle]

that is actually the worst type of description you can hear

for something you want

in a looter shooter

that drop rate must be ABYSS

[austere urchin]

Have you people (no offense) played Borderlands 3?

[austere urchin]

Me too

[rocky nacelle]

I played BL3

[frozen kernel]

Because that means it's gonna get lost in the loot table with everything else that can "drop from any enemy" like ammo, weapons, or other relevent gear

[rocky nacelle]

loved the gameplay

[frozen kernel]

YEP

Monster Hunter be like

[austere urchin]

Hated the story?

[rocky nacelle]

everything else could have been better though

story was aight

villains aint hold it together

[frozen kernel]

"Here's a 0.1% chance to get a gemstone that you need otherwise you don't even shoot the maximum number of arrows on a regular shot"

[rocky nacelle]

like

[austere urchin]

yeah

people hate

[rocky nacelle]

there was many good sub plots and interesting things happening

that they did not cash in on

[austere urchin]

oh damn

[rocky nacelle]

for example

[austere urchin]

the kid

Ava?

[rocky nacelle]

troy wanting to over throw his sister for power

[frozen kernel]

Mighty Bow Jewel can be incinerated

[rocky nacelle]

that was an interesting topic of potential happening in the story of BL3

[frozen kernel]

Better not see that in Wilds

[frosty herald]

Itl drop

[rocky nacelle]

(it never happened and they swept it under the rug)

[frosty herald]

I have that kinda luck

[rocky nacelle]

cause troy just pooped

and died

lot of potential BL3 had besides good gameplay

it just failed to deliver

which is sad but

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[austere urchin]

True, that woul've been great

[frozen kernel]

I heard the gameplay was decent but otherwise there basically was no plot anymore

Which is sad because the plot was pretty decent in 1+2

[austere urchin]

I bought the super duper edition or w/e back then

[frozen kernel]

It was still a backdrop for all your action stuffs, but you cared a bit

Especially in 2

[austere urchin]

and then never really went back

[frosty herald]

Randy pitchford and the massive ego of the writers was the issue

[frozen kernel]

That's why the movie was so...I'll leave it at that

[rocky nacelle]

if you havent gotten a level 1 hornet

from bullymong

[frosty herald]

Randy got reall upset when people hated the movie

[rocky nacelle]

your luck still worse than mine

😏

[frosty herald]

I have dont worry

[rocky nacelle]

we'll see

borderlands gets crazy with drop rates with 2 people

ive seen some wild stuff

you ever seen a random headhunter DLC enemy just drop thunderball fists

[frosty herald]

Perfect herald drop

[frozen kernel]

Kevin Hart being paid 40m of a 150m budget movie to massacre a dead character everyone mourned like 10+ years ago

[rocky nacelle]

now that is my luck

[austere urchin]

I mean I haven't seen it but.... like that casting.... just why?

[rocky nacelle]

i literally killed a random guy in the moxxi valentine head hunter DLC

and he dropped thunder ball fists

I shit you not

[frosty herald]

Tell me why isnt the vladof barrel meta on harald

[austere urchin]

lucky youy

you

[rocky nacelle]

the only other time

[austere urchin]

fuck

[rocky nacelle]

ive been that lucky

is after I did the assassinate the assassins and opened the red chest at the end of the mission area

I got a pearlescent out of that red chest

an Unforgiven

[austere urchin]

I swear I've typed on a keyboard before

[rocky nacelle]

[frozen kernel]

I finally watched it maybe a month ago and it was irredeemably shit. Everything from the casting, to the plot, to the actual performances was on par with the Evil Bong movies

[austere urchin]

I mean

[rocky nacelle]

@frosty herald

god tier guide

[frozen kernel]

Honestly Evil Bong might take the edge because it was at least entertaining when I was 15

I think even at 15 I'd have been like "what...is this?" at the Borderlands movie because I still enjoyed the games then

[austere urchin]

the best part to come off of it was probably the Pitch Meeting video

[frosty herald]

10x enemies means a 10x higher drop chance

[rocky nacelle]

where are we turning 10x enemies on

and how

[austere urchin]

Evil Bong?

[frozen kernel]

Really really bad B movies

They were on Netflix a while back

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Bong

It's...very dated

[rocky nacelle]

tommy chong vs the evil bong

🎞️

cinema

[frozen kernel]

Simpler times eh?

[rocky nacelle]

very

look at the leprechaun movies

and trolls 1 and 2

[frozen kernel]

Gremlins

[rocky nacelle]

yop

[frozen kernel]

The Ernest movies

[austere urchin]

Nt gonna lie, that looks insane

[frozen kernel]

Shit, folks are recognizing OG Beetlejuice with the new one that's out now

That's pretty neat

[frozen kernel]

Would you believe me if I told you there were more than 5

[austere urchin]

5......sequels?!

[frozen kernel]

I remember watching Evil Bong 420 back in HS

[austere urchin]

what the actual

[frozen kernel]

I haven't kept up with them but dear god

[austere urchin]

fuck

[frozen kernel]

Who the fuck is funding these

[austere urchin]

Evil Bong 666

[spare talon]

the evil bong is

[austere urchin]

I swear to god

420

ha!

[frosty herald]

Modding goober

[austere urchin]

Infinity high

this is gold

[cerulean moth]

Ever watch Freddy got fingered?

[frozen kernel]

Why couldnt elon musk just silently bankroll the evil bong movies instead of having a public mid life crisis

[austere urchin]

what

no

[frozen kernel]

We could've lived in the simple timeline

[austere urchin]

is that a thing

[frozen kernel]

No it's not, Im saying I wish he did lol

[austere urchin]

Why indeed

[frozen kernel]

Imagine if someone with "fuck you" levels of money just went "Hey Tommy Chong, you wanna make the craziest, stupidest, stoner movie of all time?"

[frosty herald]

Is evil bong just a b movie

[cerulean moth]

What you didn’t hear about Elon developing evil bong?

[austere urchin]

blessed timeline

[cerulean moth]

That’s like his thing

It’s apart of the the boring company range

He partnered with galaxy gas to do it

[frosty herald]

From dusk til dawn is a great movie

[austere urchin]

please tell me that's not real

reassure the poor frenchmen

[austere urchin]

It is

[frozen kernel]

I finally got around to checking out Deadpool vs Wolverine and I'm convinced that the goddamn gorilla was our Anchor Being

[cerulean moth]

Sadly yes dusk til dawn is a movie

[austere urchin]

went to a costumed party themed on it recently

[frozen kernel]

I know it was probably a comic thing going way way back but I like to believe it was a tongue in cheek reference to all the memes about us living in "the worst timeline"

[cerulean moth]

You went to an evil bong themed party?

[austere urchin]

because it is

[austere urchin]

Dusk till dawn themed party

[cerulean moth]

See this is why I hate the French

They disappoint me

[frozen kernel]

Like Prince? Michael Jackson? Billy Mays? Yeah, tragic losses. But nothing started unravelling until Harambe

[austere urchin]

had smexy Salma Hayek#tm sort dancing on a stage

great party

[austere urchin]

sad

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/dUfel9sU-KI?si=k5STR_RLv2BGNwAF

Best scene ever

[frozen kernel]

Most valid reasoning, have a nice day

[polar nexus]

David Bowie

[austere urchin]

very sad

[frozen kernel]

That was a big one for a lot of folks. I was still too young to appreciate him at the time

[austere urchin]

alright, how the fuck do you find these reactions this quick

[frozen kernel]

Learned a lot about him watching interviews and stuff over the years after and fuck

David Bowie was a gem

[austere urchin]

I'm but a wee baby in the discord ways

[polar nexus]

i was not young and i listned to his music since the 80's

it was a wtf cancer moment yeah

[frozen kernel]

Especially with the state of the industry now hearing someone talk about it like he did back then is jarring

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/Wup1cEdgOWs?si=8s9rNqMIZB1eqZlU heres the better scene

[austere urchin]

Truly a great influence of music

[polar nexus]

also George Michael died around the same time

so bowie, michael, prince in like 2 years

[austere urchin]

sad times

[frozen kernel]

God that's gotta be wild for X'ers

[austere urchin]

great artists

[polar nexus]

yeah

[austere urchin]

F for our X'ers in chat

😋

[frozen kernel]

That'd be like Brittney Spears, Justin Timberlake, and Adam Levine all bit the dust within 2 years today

[austere urchin]

I'm sorry, I do not know how to emote quickly in Discord

[frozen kernel]

Big big names from the 00's-10's

[polar nexus]

pretty much lol

[rocky nacelle]

every white person ever has died

upon hearing this news

[frozen kernel]

The caucasian race has ceased

[austere urchin]

true

[frozen kernel]

Asians are in

My time is now!

[austere urchin]

😮

asian detected

[rocky nacelle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9xQZQn-3ok

britney dying would be crazy

[austere urchin]

What a phenomenon

(spelling?)

[frozen kernel]

Only having 1 asian looking face in darktide and it's chinese

[austere urchin]

so sad

[frozen kernel]

I play gingers and baldies out of frustration

[austere urchin]

no offense but, where are you from?

Cambodgia?

[frozen kernel]

Family's from Japan, I'm US born

[austere urchin]

Ohhhh

[polar nexus]

i could not tell the difference :/

[austere urchin]

Gratz? i guess? I don't know if that's a weird question

[polar nexus]

that sounds horrible

[austere urchin]

wooooooow

[frozen kernel]

Weirdly enough when people joke about "all asians look the same" they're actually fairly distinct, but most people are just like "Face is roundish and eyes are small. Asian"

[austere urchin]

just sayin

[polar nexus]

white people problem pretty much

[frozen kernel]

Nah no offense at all, dont worry lol

It's all about knowing what to look for

[austere urchin]

they are distinct

[frozen kernel]

Like with white people, you can recognize anyone with Slavic ancestry pretty well right?

[austere urchin]

just not the same tells we might be used to that's all

[austere urchin]

we actually do

[polar nexus]

well, i can tell if someone is from south europe or northern europe

[frozen kernel]

They've typically got more rigid features, kind of sharp noses (not calling them pointy nosed witches lol), more wider than vertical features

[polar nexus]

i cannot tell if someone is from Sweden or Finland

[austere urchin]

They do, it's all about facial structure, eyebrows and what you're used to

[frozen kernel]

English people typically are more round headed, noses are little more bulbous in shape rather than pointy but it's an exception not a rule, smaller ears

[polar nexus]

people from the UK are quite easy to spot, you look at their teeth

[rocky nacelle]

real

[polar nexus]

[frozen kernel]

Lmao

[austere urchin]

alright

of the F do you type that ogryn that quick

[frozen kernel]

"MERICAN 'ELFCARE, TRAGIC INNIT?"

[cerulean moth]

Ogryn

[austere urchin]

very impressive

[frozen kernel]

:*kekW_ogryn:

Without the asterisk *

[austere urchin]

I mean wtf

[frozen kernel]

It'll usually autofill the rest for you

[austere urchin]

you type that

like just no sweat

[frozen kernel]

Nah I type :kek and it fills in the ogryn one first

[austere urchin]

too good

[austere urchin]

wow it does

TIL

[polar nexus]

kekW_ogryn:

[austere urchin]

like a child

[polar nexus]

fail

[austere urchin]

😮

[polar nexus]

:kekW_ogryn:

[frozen kernel]

Oof ouch his bones

[austere urchin]

Bones must hurt

[frozen kernel]

There's also a little menu you can use

[austere urchin]

gotta watch em' bones

yeah I perused that

[frozen kernel]

unfortunately the more servers you're in, the messier it gets

[austere urchin]

just didn't know the hotkeys

Yeah, zealot-class seems pretty wild from my lurking

honestly I'm not much for going in and interracting usually

[frozen kernel]

I've noticed the other class chats will more frquently have their "uhm ACKCHUALLY" moments whereas zealot chat will often sidetrack to non-gameplay topics

[austere urchin]

honnestly? (spelling?)

gashdarn double letters

[frozen kernel]

It's nice because people are always lurking who will drop info if you ask, and it's usually really civil

One person might be like "ew why do you take that"

[austere urchin]

true

Hah Dorn

no offense

[frozen kernel]

Person will reply "because numbers. here's how it works with blessing and talent"

^^ Dorn and Cole

[austere urchin]

Yeah they are pretty civil

[frozen kernel]

Very helpful lurkers

[austere urchin]

yeah Cole too

[frosty herald]

If you take lacerate you should DIE!!!

[austere urchin]

I have been lurking and trying to get the search function to work for me for a while

[frozen kernel]

One of these days I'd like to run a couple missions with the usual suspects

My schedule's just kinda funky so I usually catch folks like Dorn at bedtime

Their bedtime lol

[ornate bone]

Regrettably, nobody thinks about me

[frosty herald]

Im online like 16 hours of the day lmao

[austere urchin]

Well their bedtime seems to involve Discord somehow

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/impressive-darth-vader-most-impressive-gif-1233758011459247961

[frozen kernel]

Every time I see red flags in ready screen I think to myself "Is it morally justified to leave?"

[ornate bone]

yes

[frozen kernel]

Better to leave at the beginning and have some other sucker cycle in than suffer 20 minutes of carrying an idiot

[austere urchin]

I mean probably

[frosty herald]

Cursed to play 20 games with celine

[frozen kernel]

The problem is that I know that person is going to be so hopelessly shit, that I want to make sure the other 2 succeed

[austere urchin]

kind heart dilemma

but yes

[frozen kernel]

Finishing some penances has put me firmly in the boat of "If you only have limited time to play, don't feel bad leaving a shit team. You don't owe randoms anything."

[austere urchin]

I perfectly understand, even though I am still a toddler in this game

[frozen kernel]

If I have enough time to ping a DH twice and type
"STOP"
"OGRYN"
"THE DAEMONHOST"

and he still moonwalks into the damn thing on auric t4

I shouldn't feel bad just going "Godspeed yall" and leaving

[austere urchin]

no you shouldn't

one day I'll get out of Heresy

[frozen kernel]

Not for nothing there have been times someone has genuinely whoopsie'd

[austere urchin]

Like a wee babe

that does happen

[frozen kernel]

Those times I don't mind saving them lol

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/im-only-human-after-all-rory-charles-graham-human-im-just-a-human-normal-human-gif-17597509

[frozen kernel]

It's more difficult when I'm not on my zealot because my gear isn't as juiced but

Accidents happen

[austere urchin]

they do

[frozen kernel]

I've backslid off a stairwall right on top of one before

[wind dagger]

i have joined in prog into three different games that were totally lost then got blamed when i couldn't clutch it out with no hp or knives so

i get it

in a row

[austere urchin]

I don't understand people who won't acknoledge it as such

[frozen kernel]

One of those maps with the city streets interspersed with small cathedrals where you might jump out a window to avoid a crusher swarm just to land on top of a DH

[austere urchin]

ther's no way acknoledge is writen like this

[frozen kernel]

Honestly I'll never put onus on anyone to clutch. If 3 of us are dead, it's a miracle if they do manage to make it lol

Chances are we all made mistakes to get ourselves killed so like

[austere urchin]

true

[wind dagger]

i'm joining on progress on top of it with liek 100hp and no resources

[frozen kernel]

Playing Ogryn I felt like such a weenie getting dogged/netted because HOLY SHIT YOU'RE HUGE

[wind dagger]

level 1000 ogryn goes "trash" then dc's after i die LMFAO like

[austere urchin]

clutching is damn hard, and a luxury, if I might add

[wind dagger]

ok bro

[frozen kernel]

Best part of playing psyker is that I don't need to worry about spawning with no grenades

[frozen kernel]

I've noticed Ogryn level is inversely related to skill

If it's a level 14 Ogryn, that dude is your best friend

[austere urchin]

Level 1000?

[frozen kernel]

That's your middle school best friend you used to play Newgrounds games with on the family PC

[spare talon]

clutching is the best part of the game

[austere urchin]

oh there's that true level stuff right?

[austere urchin]

truer words kindred

[wind dagger]

low level ogryns literally play like ogryns in tabletop

they're so pure

[austere urchin]

I should play tabletop

that seems dope

[frozen kernel]

Cole knows better than anyone that while some clutches feels great, they can also be a somewhat sterile process and sometimes you just don't have the mental fortitude to salvage a game for a group

[hearty nebula]

hello stinkors

[austere urchin]

hello

[frozen kernel]

Like kiting the mobs back through half the map and slowly whittling them away with a DS + Bolter is possible, but god it's so boring

[hearty nebula]

real

[austere urchin]

How many hours have you put into this game? just curious

cause again

I be newb

[frozen kernel]

I'm only at like 380

[austere urchin]

respectable

[frozen kernel]

Realistically I wanna say maybe 20 of those are cumulative from falling asleep on the Mourningstar

[hearty nebula]

im boutta hit 400

[spare talon]

hours in the game?

[frozen kernel]

I'll konk out while talking to Hestia, then get booted for AFK back to character select and that ambient track is fucking perfect

[hearty nebula]

ya

[spare talon]

lemme check

[frozen kernel]

shut up ho

[austere urchin]

I've got a measly 160, and a lot of those are looking up stuff and trying to get the Discord search to help me

[frozen kernel]

Someone call Dorn

[frosty herald]

I got 460

[austere urchin]

hummm wtf

[hearty nebula]

just ping dorn

[gleaming hawk]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-touch-grass-alphabet-soup-meme-gif-25868068

[austere urchin]

how the fuck do I ping

cute

[frosty herald]

Uhhhh

Middle mouse

Noob...

[hearty nebula]

@username

[austere urchin]

Void! I've seen you in Psyker chats you nerd (no offense)

[spare talon]

this is dorn

[austere urchin]

that....that makes sense

[frozen kernel]

229 recently

My god

[gleaming hawk]

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-affleck-thinking-thoughts-serious-hello-darkness-my-old-friend-gif-17677812

[austere urchin]

How did you get a picture of me

[hearty nebula]

this man has to at least be 40

or mid-late 30s

[austere urchin]

that's a lot... how long is "recently"

[austere urchin]

who?

[frozen kernel]

Steam sorts hours on your profile as "(X) Hours within the last 2 Weeks" so I assume that's the metric

[austere urchin]

229 in 2 weeks is a good chunk

[gleaming hawk]

I bribed Hadron with Plasteel.

[frozen kernel]

I used to feel guilty about pulling 60 hours in 2 weeks while working full time

[austere urchin]

I told her not to send that to people

2 weeks is only 336 hours

[wind dagger]

really sad that the word fist is apparently censored by the name generator

[austere urchin]

Is it? sad

Fistiniere should be your name

[frozen kernel]

That's strange. Friend of mine typically goes by Fistaxe so he'd probably get K***ht Solair'd by the censoring if it let him through at all lmao

Honestly the stupid censoring system is part of the character that made Dark Souls 2 one of my favorites in the series

I don't think anybody consciously noticed that you could extract 3 naughty letters from Knight until their auto-censoring marked it and let everyone know

[quiet finch]

oi vets catch a breath is just a better version of loner

[austere urchin]

catch a breath?

[frozen kernel]

A cold chicken sandwich from last week is a better version of loner

[austere urchin]

violent

[frozen kernel]

Alone on the bottom shelf, enduring thanks to the baking soda

[wind dagger]

yeah i wanted to rename my character to fisterofbattle

[frozen kernel]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN

[austere urchin]

TWW3, my beloved

[quiet finch]

wouldn't mind a chicken sandwich rn it sounds quite nice

[austere urchin]

Friend of the Dawi

[austere urchin]

true

I should eat

[frozen kernel]

Jokes aside, it means nobody can give themselves an RP name like "Fist of Dorn" or something, which is kinda sad

[wind dagger]

meanwhile

Dickot is an rng name

like

ok

[frozen kernel]

Do not consume the week old chicken sammy, battle brother

It is tainted by chaos

[austere urchin]

It's just Dick OverTime

[frozen kernel]

And botulism

[austere urchin]

nothing to see here

[wind dagger]

gonna call myself dicker max after the german artillery gun

[quiet finch]

this is catch a breath on vet my friend

[austere urchin]

true

[frozen kernel]

Yeah I saw a bunch of Dickots around launch until I realized it was a default name

[quiet finch]

its allot better than loner and can be used in coherency

[austere urchin]

haven't played much vet, but that is better

[frozen kernel]

I know I have it on my vet, but I wouldn't say it's essential

[austere urchin]

It's top of the tree too right

still nice

[frozen kernel]

Catch a breath is like in the middle, middle left

I thought

(Im prolly wrong, I dont have it open rn)

[quiet finch]

here battle brothers

[ornate bone]

nassa

[austere urchin]

just under blitz

[ornate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/beyblade-beyblade-arena-penis-do-not-don't-gif-17942561398574627299

[austere urchin]

ther it is

there

fuck me

[austere urchin]

just why?

[ornate bone]

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/tyler-hynes-hynies-roadhouse-romance-dont-tempt-me-with-a-good-time-good-time-gif-23049975

[ornate bone]

Because it can cut ya penor offe

[austere urchin]

not if yer quick

[quiet finch]

that sounds like a good time

[ornate bone]

real

fas test peanits in teh imperium

[austere urchin]

ha!

[ornate bone]

kum & go

[austere urchin]

alright Peeking, how the fuck should one call you? Or refer to you? Peeking? Cat? Enthusiast?

[frozen kernel]

IMHO my thing with "catch a breath" is that if there's no enemies around for EIGHT meters, you're probably just getting the coherency regen anyways as you walk to the next room

[quiet finch]

off topic real quick this is but MH: wilds open beta just got released

[austere urchin]

not wrong

[frozen kernel]

There's no equivalent talent for psyker or ogryn and I just rock toughness regen because I'm usually hugging a teammate on those classes

[austere urchin]

at 8# 11 pm today, but yes

[frosty herald]

The preload or actual beta?

[austere urchin]

preload

[frozen kernel]

Preload

[austere urchin]

sadly

[quiet finch]

what they said

[frozen kernel]

But get hype?

[frosty herald]

I need to preload when i get home from work

[austere urchin]

can't wait for the actual beta

[frosty herald]

I got acces on steam mobile

[dusky moon]

is this what i want for knife?

[austere urchin]

you're not off work still?

[frosty herald]

European

[austere urchin]

It's late lil' one

oh

I get that

[quiet finch]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-a-knife-crocodile-dundee-gif-10637727

[austere urchin]

I do not know

[frozen kernel]

If you're someone that leaves your PC on or idle, you can start downloads on your PC from the Steam mobile app

[austere urchin]

It's not a big download

[frosty herald]

Do report bugs and fill in the survey of the beta

[austere urchin]

like 23Gb or someting

I mean, it might be big for someone

[frozen kernel]

No but 20GB may take anywhere from 2 minutes to 6 hours depending on internet speed and time of day

[frosty herald]

Also start up the beta to load shaders

[quiet finch]

https://tenor.com/view/toad-hype-overload-overload-gif-7868864

[austere urchin]

true

[frozen kernel]

My buddy gets regularish speeds during the night but when the whole family wakes up and starts streaming to the 4K Ultra HD TV?

FOR THE DOG TO HAVE WHITE NOISE ON

Yeah his shit goes kaput

[austere urchin]

ha

[frosty herald]

https://event2.capcom.com/wilds_obt

[austere urchin]

poor buddy

honestly, it's the game I'm mist hyped for

most

fuck

[frozen kernel]

I'm hype for Wilds becaue I know there's no possible way it can disappoint me as bad as any other modern release has

It's a MH game, they're pretty straightforwards and I'm happy to have more of them

[austere urchin]

Can I swear here? Is it fine? I tend to swear to my own mistype all the time

[austere urchin]

So true

again I'm a wee babe, converted from the World days

[frosty herald]

Pre ordered premium deluxe

Wont catch me lacking

[austere urchin]

but I love it. So. Goddamn. much.

[austere urchin]

I probably should

[frozen kernel]

I had dabbled in the old games but they didn't really grab me. It didn't help that I also just had nobody to play Freedom Unite with and it's notoriously one of the harder ones

World I really fell in love, until iceborne

[austere urchin]

there's no way in hell I'm not lpaying that

[frozen kernel]

Fuck the clutch claw and the stupid ass clagger mechanic

[austere urchin]

Clutch claw is

[frozen kernel]

Just ruined the pace of fights

[austere urchin]

a decision

certaintly

certainly

I hate keyboards

[frozen kernel]

I've heard there's a mod that removes it but the problem is that IB monsters have such ludicrous health pools to compensate for the fact that they want you to have 2+ tenderized limbs at any time

[austere urchin]

they do

and yet such ecquisite (sp[elling?) desing

exquisite?

[frozen kernel]

Rise was really fun, but it was very anime. It didn't have that same weightiness as World so as much as I probably enjoyed the combat more, I think I prefer the feel of being somewhat grounded and methodical

[austere urchin]

Second language is hard

[frozen kernel]

Also everyone had a counter move so it was kind of hilarious in multiplayer

[austere urchin]

truer words brother

[frozen kernel]

It was almost too easy without sounding like a total gamer weenie

[austere urchin]

It was very weeb

in a good way, but still

[frozen kernel]

Yeah

I definitely prefer bombastic anime to getting oneshot by tempered nami in the grinding lands

[austere urchin]

don't we all

[frozen kernel]

Rise also had Amatsu

Which was like, just an amazing spectacle of a fight

[austere urchin]

It was my first foray into longsword

wich is a wild time to try longsword, if veterans are to be believed

[frozen kernel]

I'm more than just yapping at this point but I like to think them randomly going all out with the Kaguro story in Rise was their way of experimenting with a proper story for Wilds

[austere urchin]

Rise sure had spectacle

very grandiose

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/rey-dau-the-white-wraith-arkveld-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-gif-9311301858081079090

[frozen kernel]

Because the whole thing about the village being destroyed and him taking the kid, but not having the guts to actually fight the monster

[austere urchin]

can't wait

I do not dislike spectacle

[frosty herald]

Shagaru magala is the best fight from rise

[frozen kernel]

Our character + palico just hardstyling like "Dont worry, hoss. We got this"

Shaggy was so fuckin sick

[frosty herald]

If shagaru magala is in wilds its a 10/10

Genuinely badass fight

[austere urchin]

true

[frozen kernel]

Personally I prefer gore because he's just a punching bag but like

[frosty herald]

My wishlist is malfestio astalos shagaru

[frozen kernel]

Shaggy was so sick compared to Nergi

[austere urchin]

I'm so fucking hyped, NGL

[frosty herald]

Thats the only list of monsters i genuinely want

[frozen kernel]

Nergi can eat a dick and burn in hell alone

Trash monster 0/10

[austere urchin]

haHA

Poor spiky bitch

[frozen kernel]

"What is your superpower?"
"I grow more claws and teeth"

[frosty herald]

No

Dont do this to me

[frozen kernel]

I will say I did like that it was kind of an equalizer monster in the lore

[dusky moon]

yeah, i gonna go with this

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-generations-monster-hunter-rise-sunbreak-astalos-gif-8593540985168985228

[austere urchin]

I can't lie, not knowing these just hypes me up more for monster hunter in general

[frozen kernel]

Like it turns up just to hunt elders that aren't dying and letting the ecosystem thrive off their corpse

[austere urchin]

it's such a good franchise

welsome to the west

welcome

gashdarnit

typing

hard

[frozen kernel]

Something that also got me about World

It got so many tie-in events

[frosty herald]

Malfestio in my opinion has to be the cleanest armor set in monster hunter

[austere urchin]

yeah they were good

[frozen kernel]

Like when Rise officially went "Alright guys, that's our last update. Thanks for everything!" I kinda felt like "awww that's it?"

World felt like it went on forever

[frosty herald]

It was def meh

[austere urchin]

that fucking rips

[frosty herald]

Sunbreak just ended very poorly

[austere urchin]

did it?

[frosty herald]

World had alot more community and dev input

[austere urchin]

I guess I stopped before then

that's sad

[frosty herald]

Amatsu was put in the game and that was it

[frozen kernel]

Very suddenly too

[frosty herald]

World had seasonal events community events gathering hub

[undone pewter]

I think the "Gathering hub" streams capcom do help a lot with monster hunter feeling longer too

[frozen kernel]

Which is ironic because until Seliana, barely anyone used the gathering hub in World

They still hardly do, which is so sad

[undone pewter]

Primordial Malzeno was after Amatsu

[frosty herald]

I think the 100 player lobies are going to go hard in wilds

[frosty herald]

Oh yeah i forgor

[frozen kernel]

Malzeno was cool, very fun monster

[frozen kernel]

I have not been keeping up

WHAT

[austere urchin]

I did not keep up with Sunbreak, and it shows

[frozen kernel]

Just massive gathering hub lobbies?

[undone pewter]

Not 100 visible players

[frosty herald]

100 player lobies 16 player groups and hunts with 4 peeps

[undone pewter]

Only 16

[austere urchin]

the WHAT?

[frozen kernel]

Dude it's gonna be like Mabinogi

[undone pewter]

But if you go to a different base camp there will be different people

[frosty herald]

Yup

[austere urchin]

[frozen kernel]

People are just gonna be standing around flashing their drip

[frosty herald]

Get ready for 20 people spamming stickers

[dark spire]

Uncanny doesn't help the knife very much in my experience.
Go Mercykiller or whatever it's called with Lacerate.

[frozen kernel]

Get hype for a Ginyu Force team AFK posing in the hub

[austere urchin]

Deep reader

[frosty herald]

Me against rajang

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-dbs-dbz-freeza-gif-13898269

[frozen kernel]

Rajang is overrated as shit

I have no idea why people enjoy that monster so much

[austere urchin]

NGL, I'm probably gonna need your help in MHW

[frozen kernel]

Same with Zinogre

Tbh they both have BITCHIN theme songs

[austere urchin]

I'm such a neophyte

neophite?

IDK

[frosty herald]

Wait what

Im gonna spank this monkey

[frozen kernel]

I think you got it right the first time

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/giantsbetta-small-monkey-monkey-backpack-monkey-gif-3731433885674878126

[dark spire]

[frozen kernel]

The thing I'd want most

Which we prolly wont see until Wilds gets its expansion

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-frieza-crab-gif-22764710

[frozen kernel]

I wanna see Prowler mode come back

I know people would go insane for it

[austere urchin]

kinky

[frosty herald]

Zinogre is peak overated

[austere urchin]

I like it

wooooow

[frosty herald]

It simply doesnt need to be in every game

[austere urchin]

lightining dog goes wuuuut

[frozen kernel]

Narga > Zin

Ez

[austere urchin]

Narga?

[frosty herald]

Odegaron>

[austere urchin]

Nergigante?

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-l-jackson-every-day-every-damn-day-all-the-time-funny-gif-21772126

[frosty herald]

Nargacuga

[frozen kernel]

Nargacuga

[austere urchin]

I do like odegeron

[austere urchin]

Oh that too

[frozen kernel]

Nargacuga is an infinitely more engaging and fun fight than Zinogre

[frosty herald]

Replace base zinogre with stygian for wilds

[austere urchin]

Great monster

[frozen kernel]

Replace Zinogre with Great Jagras

Bring back something people actually wanna see

[frosty herald]

Anomaly narga is hell

[austere urchin]

That's true. sadly

[frozen kernel]

[Laughs in IG]

[austere urchin]

I did like, fiesty ferret

[frozen kernel]

I'm going to miss Rise IG

[austere urchin]

no comma needed there, but ok

[frozen kernel]

Wilds looks uh...

Interesting...

[austere urchin]

I might try a new weapong

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/valstrax-monster-hunter-generations-ultimate-monster-hunter-gif-23427346

[austere urchin]

the gashdarm fucking weapons in this game

[frozen kernel]

I will say I didn't like Rise's new IG moves at first (Kinsect Slash and Tetraseal Strike) but they ended up my main staples

[austere urchin]

IG

[frozen kernel]

I fucking hated what they did to hunting horn in Rise

It looks better in Wilds

[frosty herald]

Instect glaive

Wilds hunting horn is peak

[austere urchin]

aerial all day weapon

[frosty herald]

You can do notes on horseback

[frozen kernel]

Gaming

[frosty herald]

Hbg is also playable on seikret

[austere urchin]

Not a Horn main, but my brother is, and he was

[frozen kernel]

There were online posts that summed up the Rise changes well

[frosty herald]

You even have ammo recoil and stand still reloads

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[frozen kernel]

"They tried so hard to make horn more accesssible that they successfully alienated all of the people who originally liked the weapon"

[frosty herald]

Not every weapon is for everyone

[frozen kernel]

It did push me to try other things, and I found I was actually pretty decent at swax

[austere urchin]

Horn looked horrible in rise

[frosty herald]

Chargeblade is complex and wouldnt ever be wattered down

[austere urchin]

compared to before

I'm a BONK man

[frosty herald]

Wilds chargeblade cant spam saed anymore lmao

[frozen kernel]

HH in World felt very methodical. Once you knew your moves, it just came down to learning your songs, and then you felt like a god

[austere urchin]

and I will not appologize for it

[frozen kernel]

HH in Rise you just push buttons

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-gif-26333972

[frozen kernel]

Eventually you'll spin the thing, do a triple frontflip YY ladderstall, and noscope the monster with an 8th note

1200 DMG

[austere urchin]

nothing more lovely

[frosty herald]

Ngl

I need gunhammer in wilds

Such a good design

[austere urchin]

not sure about that new charge animation though

[frozen kernel]

Gunhammer, Fish Greatsword, Dango Dual Blades

[austere urchin]

twerk charging is.... something

[frozen kernel]

Bring back ALL the joke weapons

And give us weapon/armor layering RIGHT OFF THE BAT

[austere urchin]

dango dual blades are peak

[frosty herald]

You mean mighty charge?

[frosty herald]

I think relatively early or when we go into high rank

[austere urchin]

I mean the new "brutal Big Bang" or w/e it's called\

[frosty herald]

It looks really good

[frozen kernel]

The one where you spin it like a grappling hook?

[frosty herald]

And it rivals greatsword damage

[austere urchin]

I don't know if I can find it

my Googlefu is weak

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/eMLM8kfgDyw?si=h5QbIeF6B_hWNKuk

[austere urchin]

Wild that I get adds on a link

#a me problem

[frozen kernel]

Does it replace the regular charged overhead smash when standing still? I think I saw this video earlier

Yeeeah I did, I think you mightve posted it too lol

Move looks sick

[austere urchin]

God I love the fucking hammer

[frozen kernel]

Oh wait no

You see in the upper right it's some input of R2 + Triangle + Circle

[austere urchin]

I stumbled upon this mighty weapon in world

[frozen kernel]

Goes into the charge for the new uppercut

[austere urchin]

and now I believe in love at first sight

Golf swing goes boom

[frozen kernel]

World I experimented with everything, and I learned 2 things

[austere urchin]

I did too

[frozen kernel]

1. Fuck non-shealth build GS

2. Fuck bowguns

[austere urchin]

could not get off the BONK

[frozen kernel]

3. I am too stupid for gunlance but god I want it to click

[austere urchin]

I might try GS this time

[frozen kernel]

I really enjoyed regular lance but I just feel like there's something I'm missing with gunlance

[frosty herald]

Wilds added a LOT of combo options to hammer

[austere urchin]

gunlance goes hard

[frosty herald]

And keeping sway is part of the base kit

[austere urchin]

please stop

[frozen kernel]

It's to make up for completely gutting the insect glaive lol

[austere urchin]

i can only take so much

[frosty herald]

Hammer is one of the top contenders of rey dau kills btw

In terms of killtime

[austere urchin]

I wish the weeb Glaive went as hard as the hammer

[frosty herald]

Chargeblade funnily enough only uses savage axe mode for the fastest kill

[austere urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-so-erect-gif-8737743447598983363

[frozen kernel]

It went from having a draw counter, aerial attacks that collected juice + dealt insane stagger, and a devastating ground punish combo that would be further boosted by an assist bug comboing WITH you on the end of your bugstick

To being grounded

F

no more je suis mont

[austere urchin]

Fucknig up they're faces is just so satisfying ( or how w/e it's spelled)

[frosty herald]

Bow and sns is je suis monte now

They both have jumps and a midair focus strike

[frozen kernel]

Yeah Sns looks like it's gotten even more in Wilds

[austere urchin]

tried Bow, tried DS, tried LS, went back to bonk

[frozen kernel]

Honestly I don't really like the direction SnS has moved towards since IB

[austere urchin]

I cannot stop

[frozen kernel]

The beauty was that it was a relatively simple weapon

But with the rush combo and shit they're making it way more complex, which is nice for people that want to main it but it's like adding complexity to lance imo

[austere urchin]

Did SnS change that much?

[frozen kernel]

World SnS and Rise SnS are very very different

Wilds I cant really speak on but it looks like it's continuing to deviate from classic

[austere urchin]

understanable

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dredd-karl-urban-anger-rage-ire-gif-20285158

[frozen kernel]

Which again I'll be honest, OG Sns was just spamming your light combo but...

[zinc talon]

this has been your mandatory dreddposting

[austere urchin]

Dredd-sama

very cool

[zinc talon]

you will be reminded tomorrow

[austere urchin]

this is pretty great driptide posting

[zinc talon]

doin a holy relic/corruption aura bolt pistol and crusher pox gas mission is like

free therapy

[frozen kernel]

Lobotomy helm go hard on sec

[austere urchin]

people in Brazil are gonna die

[zinc talon]

really jives with the whole dredd I am the law thing too

highly recommend, five stars

you keep the team full health will empra-flexing on every other pack of heretics

[austere urchin]

Alright, can I get a Discord buddy to show me how to Darktide

[zinc talon]

and for everything else there's autoaim hipfire bolt pistol

[austere urchin]

I'm barely scraping the barrel on how to do this

[zinc talon]

what's the skissue?

[austere urchin]

Bistol goes hard, NGL

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-smile-gif-19209334

[austere urchin]

is that Skil issue?

[zinc talon]

I've decided this thing just hits when it wants to hit

[austere urchin]

if so, then simply, I'm a wee baby whawha help me plz

[zinc talon]

I've been so far off target my reticle is white instead of red and yet, still, red mist downfield

[austere urchin]

or don't

I'm probably fine

[frozen kernel]

Run n Gun bolt pistol goes crazy

[austere urchin]

sad

[frozen kernel]

Currently rocking it with puncture and it'll one shot most light enemies while sprinting

[austere urchin]

because i'm not there

[frozen kernel]

Anything human sized dies from bleed in 2 shots, headshots are usually a 1 and done'r

[austere urchin]

I know revolver is the shit, but Bistol feels so good