the link doesn’t work
#zealot-class
solar gorge
this sounds like it taste like pure ass
stone fern
i am not fucking standing at the cuck refund machines to return my bottles WHEN I KNOW THE MACHINES MIX PLASTIC AND ALUMINIUM
stone fern
this sounds like it taste like pure ass
how do you think juice is made?
tastes like mangos 🙂
solar gorge
clad gonna end up like two mad playing DT
manlet found dead in from of pc playing unknown video game
stone fern
clad gonna end up like two mad playing DT
https://streamable.com/ta2moz
me at 8 energy drinks
hard nexus
manlet found dead in from of pc playing unknown video game
i wish darktide was better advertised
stone fern
(we still lost)
stone fern
i wish darktide was better advertised
same
rocky nacelle
https://streamable.com/ta2moz
me at 8 energy drinks
47 seconds too long
when does something cool happen
solar gorge
i wish darktide was better advertised
I mean, it's a coop horde melee slasher shooter hybrid, it got 100k+ ON RELEASE
hard nexus
i wish there were more players
solar gorge
it already went above and beyond
hard nexus
I mean, it's a coop horde melee slasher shooter hybrid, it got 100k+ ON RELEASE
yeah but they fucked it up hard
solar gorge
true but
hard nexus
when does something cool happen
oh and me watching tiktok is bad
solar gorge
player retention woul have fell off regardless
rocky nacelle
its clad gameplay
stone fern
47 seconds too long
try 0:6 to 0:15
rocky nacelle
oh and me watching tiktok is bad
its clad gameplay im expecting a trap or a mutie grab in the first 5-10 seconds
solar gorge
anything with lot's of melee in an fps = normoid scared
rocky nacelle
watch yo tone nooblet.
solar gorge
that's a truth written in the holy texts
hard nexus
its clad gameplay im expecting a trap or a mutie grab in the first 5-10 seconds
it’s just kinda
rocky nacelle
its also a rashad
rocky nacelle
🪓
rocky nacelle
normal gameplay
yea thats why I ask when something cool happens
grizzled aspen
The only advertisement darktide needs is telling people they can barrel their friends and pull/push bursters into them.
hard nexus
yea thats why I ask when something cool happens
nothing did
grizzled aspen
Kinda like how I clipped tintin getting burstered and instantly dying twice last night.
stone fern
clad tends to clip either insane deaths or normal gaming moments
what else is there
hard nexus
The only advertisement darktide needs is telling people they can barrel their fr...
i wish the revolver bash would actually knock bursters away
it’s so dumb that it knocks it INTO you
grizzled aspen
Btw, the db bash knocks shit to the left on a tap.
grizzled aspen
Do not db bash and back dodge.
rocky nacelle
what else is there
hard nexus
LOL
stone fern
rude
hard nexus
why
solar gorge
this game will be good when they add self knockback when firing the db
grizzled aspen
It is not the force of nature from tf2.
solar gorge
it should be
rocky nacelle
dont worry guys
grizzled aspen
No.
rocky nacelle
what is meat doing here.......
solar gorge
wron, g target
solar gorge
shmeat this freazk
rocky nacelle
(exact same spots but swapped)
hard nexus
that music lined up perfectly
rocky nacelle
your face when that happened
rocky nacelle
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/iYGApUFft0-nXCsfF
super impact is cheating.....
💢
stone fern
me trying to heavy sword when a psyker shits on me
rocky nacelle
me trying to heavy sword when a psyker shits on me
no special H1 loops
or even special mixed in
stone fern
yeah
rocky nacelle
utilize the entire moveset I beg
stone fern
that was after i was told special loops to heavy 2
solar gorge
this man did not try out his weapon enough in the psykanium
stone fern
no special H1 loops
thats mk6 btw
rocky nacelle
I use 7/9
stone fern
heavy 1 is the overhead heavy 2 is sideways
paper harness
Darktide failed long term because of critical failures on release
rocky nacelle
@frosty herald
paper harness
The active player count is 31k
stone fern
DARKTIDE NOW
paper harness
Total
rocky nacelle
i fucking hate my coworkers lol
frosty herald
Beat all bonus battles
paper harness
Who play once a week
stone fern
Who play once a week
not bad
rocky nacelle
ive done a few
rocky nacelle
<@427815660937019393>
hearty nebula
The active player count is 31k
honestly that isnt bad at all
paper harness
not bad
The problem now is the game isn’t moving new copies at all
Most cosmetic sets do not sell
hearty nebula
yeahh
stone fern
yeah
hearty nebula
well
stone fern
they need to advertise it better
hearty nebula
you have the occasional thing people will be a dolphin for
paper harness
Hence not a single penny in profit since oct 22
hearty nebula
but other than that
stone fern
pay a big streamer to play it once
frosty herald
kid gohan vs cell max
hearty nebula
it's pretty sad to see
solar gorge
no melee heavy fps game will ever be something other than niche
paper harness
pay a big streamer to play it once
Management has moved on
hard nexus
pay a big streamer to play it once
zanny played it but that’s the only big youtuber
that i can think of
solar gorge
regardless of launch
paper harness
DT EOL probably 2028, which is a good run
stone fern
we need rat man to save us
frosty herald
those episodes and bonuses wont beat themselves
paper harness
they should split from gw
undone pewter
~~they should split from gw~~
Their next game should be an original IP
stone fern
~~they should split from gw~~
yeah and spend 5 years making their own IP
rocky nacelle
Their next game should be an original IP
fatshark tide
frosty herald
dey rau isnt gonna beat itself
rey dau
rocky nacelle
👍
paper harness
GW is a shackle
hearty nebula
they unironically should
frosty herald
im 100% beating rey dau in the beta
hearty nebula
though the question is
paper harness
Working with them is horrific on 40k
solar gorge
it's a shackle but the WH games they made are the most profitable they ever produced
so
stone fern
GW is a shackle
dorn is the type of dude to unplug the emperor because "hes a shackle"
hearty nebula
do they own the like "tide" thing, or does GW?
stone fern
||no one knows if hes right||
solar gorge
expect age of sigmartide next
paper harness
I know the development struggle and how bad GW is to work with
solar gorge
it can only get worse
frosty herald
it's a shackle but the WH games they made are the most profitable they ever prod...
space marine 2
paper harness
expect age of sigmartide next
This is one of 3 possible scenarios
hearty nebula
like at least let me fucking buy what i want WHEN i want
paper harness
hopefully next time their mtx aren't
Well
Management at FS hasn’t changed
So
No
stone fern
I know the development struggle and how bad GW is to work with
how does dan abnett manage to convince people to let him verbally vomit on 300 pages and call it a book? maybe he can teach fatshark
paper harness
If I see another person say it was tencent I’m going to put them in a blender
If FS didn’t profit they would step in
paper harness
how does dan abnett manage to convince people to let him verbally vomit on 300 p...
Shh
stone fern
dan sucks idc
undone pewter
how does dan abnett manage to convince people to let him verbally vomit on 300 p...
When you're one of the lead writers usually you do get more leeway
stone fern
he frequently makes up words or adds obscure rare shit to his books
paper harness
he frequently makes up words or adds obscure rare shit to his books
I like the obscure shit
stone fern
its either pasha in turkish or basha in arabic someone fucking wrote a thrice basterdized word into the book
paper harness
They do need to re do all books and lore to be more realistic is size
Titans should be taller
Numbers increased
Etc
stone fern
thats not gonna happen
paper harness
A battle with less troops than a single battle in ww1
stone fern
many of the hive cities arent even realstically doable if you stack every human next to the other
solar gorge
there's no consistency in GW's numbering just accept to make up ur own headcannon and consider it true
frosty herald
the imperator titan in the reliquary mission gives a good visual on how truly big imperators are
solar gorge
in fantasy the average engagement is so small
stone fern
AND 20 TRILLION BILLION PEOPLE LIVE IN A SQUARE METER
gw math
solar gorge
TT is lore accurate
frosty herald
AND 20 TRILLION BILLION PEOPLE LIVE IN A SQUARE METER
gw math
3 billion in a hive city
and you forget that they span to the athmosphere
paper harness
And a hive city the size of an entire continent
frosty herald
they are much MUCH larger than shown
stone fern
and into orbit ofc
frosty herald
and planets arent the same size
stone fern
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978614564516139008/1300396531999838239/x47ytoa50hp41.jpg?ex=67235325&is=672201a5&hm=d8bec5364657ceb10f9982c64a2e076a0b1de433ee8b064f1a8d1cc62cb213e4&
i wanna circle back to dan
FUCK HIM
paper harness
Bet i could fit 3 billion people into Europe
stone fern
Bet i could fit 3 billion people into Europe
2.9 in ur butt ofc
solar gorge
hive cities with 3 billion humans on average and then u have the poopshit chapter at full strength : 5 marines
violet hornet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978614564516139008/1300396531999838239/x4...
That's a real word
stone fern
i know
paper harness
Astartes are far too few in number realistically
stone fern
its in my language
frosty herald
black templars casually ignoring that and having a 1k strong chapter
solar gorge
Astartes are far too few in number realistically
yes
stone fern
err from my language
paper harness
And beta plus psykers are far too common
solar gorge
considering they actually die easily
stone fern
however its too rare and obscure
bro please PLEASE close down the google translate tab
solar gorge
a marine isn't invincible and yet the numbers would only be acceptable if they were
violet hornet
Ahh okay that makes sense I guess
stone fern
dude dont even start on space marines
frosty herald
considering they actually die easily
if you count the ultramarine deaths in sm2 it would be catastrophic for the chapter realistically
paper harness
I did some napkin math and estimated humanity to be around 36 quadrillion people
violet hornet
Trying hard to use unique words for flavor but coming across a little pretentious
solar gorge
if you count the ultramarine deaths in sm2 it would be catastrophic for the chap...
yep
100 years to recover
violet hornet
I'd argue it fits the 40k demographic tho
paper harness
Assuming a 1% military service rate
hearty nebula
If I see another person say it was tencent I’m going to put them in a blender
Literally every time people have gone "ERHM TENCENT DID IT!!!" whenever they acquire a company in some way & they act scummy
it has almost ALWAYS been shown that tencent has almost zero fucking direct hand in it
literally same thing happened with warframe
stone fern
if you count the ultramarine deaths in sm2 it would be catastrophic for the chap...
ummm aktually their gene seed is recycled
AND even if its not robot gurillaman has a fridge full of seed that exists when the writers deem it fitting
paper harness
That is 360 trillion in the guard
frosty herald
ummm aktually their gene seed is recycled
AND even if its not robot gurillaman ...
you still need neophytes
paper harness
There should be around 100 million astartes
frosty herald
and we dont know how many get filtered through the process
stone fern
dorn do the math on initiates
hearty nebula
all things considered
stone fern
There should be around 100 million astartes
what
paper harness
Actually
stone fern
most legions preheresy were 100k MAX
paper harness
That is 360 trillion in the guard
Divide by 2
solar gorge
average guard battle in lore : 200 men, Bobert died
hard nexus
how does dan abnett manage to convince people to let him verbally vomit on 300 p...
dan abnett is not as good of a writer as people say
frosty herald
casual experience in rogue trader
undone pewter
Bet i could fit 3 billion people into Europe
You could fit all 8 billion people on earth in hawaii apparently. Don't know how true that is
polar nexus
most legions preheresy were 100k MAX
And a lot were considerably less
hard nexus
sandy mitchell and robert rath r better
stone fern
dan abnett is not as good of a writer as people say
i cant stomach his books
polar nexus
Raven guard was rekt
hearty nebula
im just gonna pretend i know who dan abnett is
frosty herald
3/4th of your entire void crew died but gets replenished to full capabilty on the nearest planet
stone fern
i skiped horus rising and i skipped legion
frosty herald
a casual 20k
paper harness
There is 18 billion human males fit to become astartes
stone fern
i couldnt even listen to it on audio
solar gorge
i skiped horus rising and i skipped legion
your mistake was trying to read the slop that is the horus heresy
solar gorge
mmm marine slop
hearty nebula
more like the snorus heresy
polar nexus
dan abnett is not as good of a writer as people say
Could you elaborate so that I don't have to invest time... ?
stone fern
books 2-4 are so fucking peak
stone fern
Assuming 1 in 100 becomes astartes
depending on the legion thats fair
paper harness
hard nexus
i cant stomach his books
they’re readable but he tends to write himself into a corner
stone fern
That is 180 million
OHHH wait you're talking about who can become one not who actually are
paper harness
OHHH wait you're talking about who can become one not who actually are
Nope
grave cypress
real quick
stone fern
bro no
grave cypress
whats the max wounds on a curio
paper harness
180 million should be the total number of astartes
stone fern
1
polar nexus
1
grave cypress
thanks boss
paper harness
whats the max wounds on a curio
1
grave cypress
i remember there being 2 for some reason
tight chasm
I like the obscure shit
Man, I was reading the Eisenhorn novels and don't get me wrong, they're pretty good for what they are, but whenever he establishes a scene every fucking sentence has at least three words that I have never in my life seen before, and I get to figure out if this particular word is an obscure medieval term for an architectural feature or item of clothing, a word with an established meaning in Warhammer that I've just not come across before, or just some bullshit the guy made up to piss me off.
stone fern
180 million should be the total number of astartes
i dont believe you
polar nexus
No jk it's 2 /s
hard nexus
Man, I was reading the Eisenhorn novels and don't get me wrong, they're pretty g...
i love that actually, makes me learn new words
paper harness
That is 36 quadrillion divided by 100, that number halved, then divided by 10 thousand then that number divided by 100
stone fern
i love that actually, makes me learn new words
i tried reading smorgasbord for a solid minute before realizing i have never seen it actually written down
hard nexus
i dont believe you
@paper harness not every viable astartes becomes an astartes
if you’re talking about what numbers should be, considering the size of the galaxy, i agree, but in reality, the numbers are much lower
hard nexus
i tried reading smorgasbord for a solid minute before realizing i have never see...
lmfao
polar nexus
Man, I was reading the Eisenhorn novels and don't get me wrong, they're pretty g...
I am trying to read the storm light archives by Sanderson and I was brain freezing after 1 page
hard nexus
gw is awful at numbers
paper harness
<@1273699265243381802> not every viable astartes becomes an astartes
if you’re...
I am assuming one in every hundred astartes candidate survives to become one
paper harness
From one in 10 thousand humans being acceptable to become a candidate
solar gorge
GW's numbers are a farce because they mostly come from a time when they tried to make TT game's numbers match with lore
hard nexus
siege of vraks, the siege that’s supposed to be enormous and involve so many people has less deaths than ww2
polar nexus
Meow. Dan. Abnett. Why? Plz
paper harness
Primaris
misty nova
i remember there being 2 for some reason
Apparently they existed at the Beta or so the rumors
placid fiber
What do you guys think of this name: Sir Pepperoni
frosty herald
Its no surprise kadaku fell to tyranids
paper harness
The rate of beta level or higher psykers is comically high when you think about it
frosty herald
The guard didnt get any reinforcements
paper harness
How tf do the inquisition deal with that shit
solar gorge
that's actually a "plot" point tho
eversince the cicatrix maledictum
the psychic awakening ect
stone fern
send out sisters of silence they havent done jack shit since heresy
hard nexus
Meow. Dan. Abnett. Why? Plz
what
stone fern
Meow. Dan. Abnett. Why? Plz
i hate dan
violet hornet
He wants to know why
hard nexus
The rate of beta level or higher psykers is comically high when you think about ...
i think that part of it is a lot are killed or kill themselves as babies, and there are also a shit ton of blanks to make up the sisters of silence
violet hornet
How tf do the inquisition deal with that shit
They're the emperor's popcorn
paper harness
i hate dan
Your people enslaved my people
placid fiber
i hate dan
You hate dan because he wasn't named sir pepperoni
placid fiber
yet
jagged cradle
What exactly are we talking about?
stone fern
idk
solar gorge
minorities and slaving
jagged cradle
Oh makes sense i suppose
hard nexus
He wants to know why
oh, @polar nexus , abnett has a really poor grasp on the scale of 40k, for example, gaunts ghosts are like 4k people who should’ve been wiped out like 40 times over
placid fiber
What exactly are we talking about?
sir pepperoni
stone fern
id rather talk about diy energy drinks
solar gorge
proceed on topic please or I will hurt you
stone fern
make ur own energy drinks its super easy
solar gorge
make ur own energy drinks its super easy
placid fiber
make ur own energy drinks its super easy
Yeah just throw in some cocaine, and some meth... bada bing bada boom: energy drink
jagged cradle
I don’t know if that’s healthy
solar gorge
clad is addicted to windex and caffeine pills mixed together and cannot stop
stone fern
I don’t know if that’s healthy
everything i got is from the pharmacy 
everything is within and lower daily rec intake
stone fern
do americans not have syrup?
solar gorge
they have corn based syrup they consume often
solar gorge
it's like a yellow sugary slime
placid fiber
placid fiber
Did they insta die? lol
stone fern
me
hearty nebula
yeah basically
they fucking went to hit med station
while 3 ragers were on their ass
placid fiber
sigh
hearty nebula
like i have never seen someone throw SO hard
placid fiber
I have, plenty of times lol
hearty nebula
(they immediately ragequit upon being downed)
violet hornet
Syrup has been boiled down from sap
violet hornet
Or real syrup is anyways, fake ass pancake syrup in America is mostly corn syrup for sure
Only real stuff is labeled as maple syrup but you can make syrup from many different trees
solar gorge
i drink da goop
faint vapor
(they immediately ragequit upon being downed)
to be fair, I leave early if a mission fails to avoid the long endscreen load
jagged cradle
everything i got is from the pharmacy <:staregryn:1022085083844325376> everythin...
…
Sure
What ever makes you feel better
violet hornet
Tbf the real maple syrup costs like $15 for a small bottle here and if you don't have a large family or eat pancakes twice a day you're probably off buying the shit syrup
topaz nexus
solar gorge
if you put in juice you're an animal
that's the difference
adding sugar in something that's already sugary
stone fern
adding sugar in something that's already sugary
what
violet hornet
Me putting hot cocoa mix in ice cream
solar gorge
YOU ADD WATER TO IT AND YOU GET MORE JUICE
i mean putting syrup in juice
what is that behavior
solar gorge
do you put condensed milk in milk ?
stone fern
do you drink tropical juice?
placid fiber
Wouldn't that be like triple milk?
solar gorge
do you drink tropical juice?
no
stone fern
tropical juices are 6 fruit juices in one
violet hornet
We need to go deeper
stone fern
its the same idea
solar gorge
it's not
stone fern
what difference does it make if i mix mango syrup into orange juice
placid fiber
We need to go deeper
bagged milk in powdered milk in condensed milk in skim milk in milk
topaz nexus
stone fern
this dude @solar gorge eats his scarambled eggs yolk on the side
solar gorge
fool i don't eat the yolk
topaz nexus
stone fern
he eats sandwitches in alphabetical order
violet hornet
I'm not sure that's a scrambled egg if that's what you're doing
placid fiber
this dude <@641678788392124417> eats his scarambled eggs yolk on the side
but by scrambling the egg... the yolk is mixed into the rest of it...
solar gorge
I'm not sure that's a scrambled egg if that's what you're doing
yeah, i just don't make that tbh
stone fern
but by scrambling the egg... the yolk is mixed into the rest of it...
yeah thats the joke
placid fiber
yeah thats the joke
Ohhh lol
violet hornet
Scrambled egg is what I make when I fuck up an omelette
placid fiber
Scrambled eggs is when I throw 18 eggs into a frying pan
stone fern
Ohhh lol
https://www.britishhypermarket.com/cdn/shop/products/s-l5002.jpg?v=1668101793
hes mad at me for mixing juice and syrup
while many juices come premixed
placid fiber
https://www.britishhypermarket.com/cdn/shop/products/s-l5002.jpg?v=1668101793
he...
I mean... you do you... if you wanna stanify stuff, go ahead
violet hornet
Some people only like segregated juices
stone fern
not fucking syrup
does it matter
solar gorge
yes
violet hornet
A lot of juice is like 70% grape juice anyways
solar gorge
syrup is all sugar with a flavor
placid fiber
I mean syrup is not a from fruit lol
acoustic dune
syrup is all sugar with a flavor
i heard syrup
placid fiber
the kind that you buy anyway
acoustic dune
i love me some syrup with milk
solar gorge
i heard syrup
stone fern
syrup juice = syrup and water
juice juice = juice and water
acoustic dune
especially green syrup
violet hornet
Who is mixing juice with water
stone fern
ITS SYRUP
placid fiber
only concentrated juice
stone fern
yes
solar gorge
that's not what syrup is you creature
stone fern
that
placid fiber
which is not fucking the same as maple syrup
obsidian ore
you guys drink syrup? fr?
solar gorge
it's not just water and concentrated juice
stone fern
SITS CALLED SYRUP
stone fern
MAPLE SYRUP IS JUST TREE SAP
violet hornet
you guys drink syrup? fr?
Only the heretical ones
placid fiber
SITS CALLED SYRUP
MAPLE SYRUP IS NOT JUICE SYRUP!
obsidian ore
bro what happened to actual fruit juice
shy river
drinking straight syrup, a true canadian
topaz nexus
SYRUP IS SYRUP
solar gorge
bro what happened to actual fruit juice
the industrial revolution and it's consequences
obsidian ore
yknow I shit on my country every day of the week but in this one occasion it actually provides. We do have fresh juice awvailable pretty much everywhere in turkey
violet hornet
Many fruits we buy wouldn't yield much juice anyways because they're all bred for transportability and storage stability so they're essentially colorful Styrofoam
placid fiber
Next up: Clad tries to convince us that condensed soup is actually syrup...
stone fern
bro what happened to actual fruit juice
same thing that happened to the power grid (step up voltage seller end (reduce water)) step down voltage(add water)
violet hornet
Crunchy plums im looking at you
topaz nexus
obsidian ore
https://tenor.com/view/meme-tesla-gif-24709167
its not a car, it's a lifestyle alright 🤓
obsidian ore
still actually cannot believe they thought it was a good idea to make a car out of stainless steel without any layering on top
what the actual fuck lmao
solar gorge
even if that's not the case
this truck is the only thing i could believe Elon made mostly by himself
acoustic dune
i love how the sound issue in darktide still is here
stone fern
still actually cannot believe they thought it was a good idea to make a car out ...
NOOOOO u dont get it. it looked nice in that movie!!!
acoustic dune
i love not being able to tell a disable is close by
stone fern
imagine the hell it must be to be an engineer on that team
obsidian ore
i love how the sound issue in darktide still is here
they can't raise the max sound channels because of the limitations of the engine lol, so the game can't layer all the specials spawning on higher diffs
stone fern
elon: :I JUST SAW A CARTOON FORM 30 YEARS AGO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT
obsidian ore
lots of different things are fighting for the already pretty limited sound slots
stone fern
hes the ironman we dont need want or deserve 😭
elfin hazel
i love not being able to tell a disable is close by
It's a recent issue I believe as I also noticed it but I think it wasnt the case before
obsidian ore
so one mod semi solves the issue by disabling some of the lesser necessary sounds queued
like groaner horde getting alerted
hushed knoll
THE SYRUP HAS BEEN MADE EFFICENT
What
stone fern
they need to overhall the entire sound system and make priorities changable by the player
hushed knoll
Why are you shouting clad
obsidian ore
but losing out on sound cues no matter how unimportant they are is a very bad fix
stone fern
Why are you shouting clad
we moved on
stone fern
listen to Ham yap about sound design now
hushed knoll
we moved on
Are you in a syrup competition
hushed knoll
here's the number 1 corn syrup drinker
NO U
hearty nebula
https://tenor.com/view/meme-tesla-gif-24709167
this is actually true
someone got so fucking pissed at me because i called their car a fuckin car
placid fiber
God forbid a car shaped objected be labeled as car...
hearty nebula
i may or may not have got him to shut up by threatening to harm him
placid fiber
Know what else they call them? Electric cars...
obsidian ore
listen to Ham yap about sound design now
I am able to yap about shit fatshark broke for 10 hours straight
elfin hazel
Are eviscerators strong ? I feel like it is broken but almost nobody is playing them for sum reasons
paper harness
I am able to yap about shit fatshark broke for 10 hours straight
Who can babble longer
topaz nexus
Are eviscerators strong ? I feel like it is broken but almost nobody is playing ...
They're strong but other weapons are more fun
misty nova
Are eviscerators strong ? I feel like it is broken but almost nobody is playing ...
MK15 is
Mk3.....
hushed knoll
What does yapping level mean
topaz nexus
how good of a yapper you are
placid fiber
Are eviscerators strong ? I feel like it is broken but almost nobody is playing ...
eviscerators are good in their own way, but, they aren't quite as easy as other generalist weapons to use
hard nexus
Are eviscerators strong ? I feel like it is broken but almost nobody is playing ...
mk15 is really good, mk3 is not as good but is very fun
mk3 evis thrives with a crit build due to how weak it is otherwise
hushed knoll
how good of a yapper you are
But what does that mean
hard nexus
unfortunately the mk13g chainsword is basically a better mk3 evis
in nearly every way
misty nova
💀
hard nexus
💀
i’m still so sad about that
i keep saying it
but
:(
this is how i feel about it
tbh
misty nova
The truth hurts
jagged cradle
That’s an unhappy wolp
topaz nexus
But what does that mean
to yap or not to yap, that is the question. you are yapping right now
hard nexus
The truth hurts
according to dorn the mk13g rev heavies dealing more damage than the mk3s was meant to be fixed a while ago
mystic ether
But what does that mean
Yapping = rambling. When I was growing up where it was used more appropriately, it was usually used to discount anything a woman or girl had to say about anything.
And say appropriately as in, how it was used, not that it was right.
Nowadays it's just borsdly used by people on the internet that would've never been exposed to the word until internet managed to get a deeper hold of it.
topaz nexus
Yapping = rambling. When I was growing up where it was used more appropriately, ...
classic yapping
hard nexus
yapping is neither inherently good nor bad
it is simply a state of being
mystic ether
yapping is neither inherently good nor bad
It literally is meant to discredit someone's words lol
hard nexus
saying someone is yapping is not bad either
hard nexus
It literally is meant to discredit someone's words lol
yeah but that’s stupid so i choose to use it in my own way
because i like when people yap
mystic ether
That's why the internet picks up slang they'd never use in their own zip codes.
grizzled aspen
unfortunately the mk13g chainsword is basically a better mk3 evis
This is definitely a take.
hard nexus
This is definitely a take.
it’s not a take, it’s just true
hearty nebula
It literally is meant to discredit someone's words lol
me when slang changes
mystic ether
me when slang changes
Plenty of slang that doesn't even change, it's just being that heavily misused lmao
topaz nexus
rocky nacelle
me when slang changes
hearty nebula
Plenty of slang that doesn't even change, it's just being that heavily misused l...
yeah, that's what people say when they deny that a word doesn't mean what it used to anymore
so cope ig
hard nexus
This is definitely a take.
mk13g chainsword has no damage cap, so better horde clear, better finesse scaling, more single target damage, better dodges,
the only thing the mk3 evis has over the mk13g is cleave before saw and a reliable crusher stagger on rev attacks (mk13g needs a crit)
topaz nexus
mystic ether
And then right to the chanshit
Anyway, the point is is that the slang is wildly being used by people that would have never touched it until it fell into their lap on the internet. It's just that straightforward.
misty nova
This is definitely a take.
And a right one
grizzled aspen
mk13g chainsword has no damage cap, so better horde clear, better finesse scalin...
Wall of text, I aint reading all that.
misty nova
placid fiber
Yapping = rambling. When I was growing up where it was used more appropriately, ...
I mean... back in the day we were much more openly disrespectful, for sure
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
Wall of text, I aint reading all that.
you know i’m right
mystic ether
I mean... back in the day we were much more openly disrespectful, for sure
Who is "we"?
elfin hazel
eviscerators are good in their own way, but, they aren't quite as easy as other ...
Oh okay i see thanks
hard nexus
And a right one
thanks grubling
hard nexus
Who is "we"?
we as society
hard nexus
lmfao
topaz nexus
hard nexus
it’s ok higui
misty nova
thanks grubling
Don't call me wormy 😭
hard nexus
placid fiber
Who is "we"?
people in general
hushed knoll
Yapping = rambling. When I was growing up where it was used more appropriately, ...
I know about yapping but I keep seeing the yapping level meme
elfin hazel
mk3 evis thrives with a crit build due to how weak it is otherwise
Which one is the MK3 ? I'm not familiar with this
hard nexus
Which one is the MK3 ? I'm not familiar with this
mk3 has right to left sweep into overhead heavy attacks
placid fiber
people in general
I worded it poorly, my bad
hard nexus
yah that
elfin hazel
mk3 has right to left sweep into overhead heavy attacks
Oh yeah okay thats the one that I like haha
mystic ether
I know about yapping but I keep seeing the yapping level meme
Just the internet mutating something.
elfin hazel
I'm not finding it weak, what is weak about it ?
rocky nacelle
you're actually the smell police
placid fiber
i’m actually the word police
Fbi, this one
rocky nacelle
you arrest all of our noses with your stench
mystic ether
people in general
I'd say depending on where you look (offline, fuck the internet) the shit really isn't that much different.
It's just that there's a much greater push from some to just call fuckery for what it is.
topaz nexus
rocky nacelle
i’m actually the word police
hard nexus
I'm not finding it weak, what is weak about it ?
oh boy here we go
both eviscerators have a damage cap on light attacks, so they’ll deal damage to only 4 targets per attack (on mk15, rev lights will damage 6), the mk3 has awful cleave damage distribution on heavy 1, and bad single target damage on h2 for being a target capped overhead
hard nexus
🤓 oh boy here we go again........
ok fine i’ll fucking kill myself
rocky nacelle
NEWS FLASH BUDDY
hard nexus
siiigh
rocky nacelle
ok fine i’ll fucking kill myself
no dont
your zealot is so sexy
😳
(and you still need to beat sh2 more importantly)
hard nexus
this is true
rocky nacelle
kill yourself after you beat sh2
mystic ether
Mk15 is just boring to use compared to mk3 so mk3 better. Checkmate, grunglerist.
hard nexus
(and you still need to beat sh2 more importantly)
i just got to woodland apartments before i stopped
elfin hazel
oh boy here we go
both eviscerators have a damage cap on light attacks, so they...
Oh okay thanks
rocky nacelle
i just got to woodland apartments before i stopped
ya achievements told me
how is it so far
elfin hazel
I have never been struggling with it so I was wondering
grizzled aspen
Brain scrampled egg.
mystic ether
Mk3 is more entertaining than the 15 so keep on keeping on.
stone fern
GAMES??
hard nexus
Oh okay thanks
theres more, but those are the main ones
hard nexus
I have never been struggling with it so I was wondering
it’s most noticeable on higher difficulties with elite packs
elfin hazel
I think MK3 is very cool if you are used to it
hard nexus
I think MK3 is very cool if you are used to it
yarp
stone fern
still looking for games?
starting the game now
rocky nacelle
starting the game now
ok good luck finding people
hard nexus
if you know how to use the mk3 you can do well with it
rocky nacelle
👍
stone fern
thank u
misty nova
Mk15 is just boring to use compared to mk3 so mk3 better. Checkmate, grunglerist...
Mk3 doesn't quench my thirst for blood
Mk15 wins, easy no diff
stone fern
what are the combos for mk6 heavy again?
stone fern
F
hard nexus
what are the combos for mk6 heavy again?
use the 7
stone fern
no
misty nova
what are the combos for mk6 heavy again?
Heavy ad infinitum
mystic ether
Mk3 doesn't quench my thirst for blood
Mk15 wins, easy no diff
I guess we're just ignoring the eviscerator meat grinder POV's then.
elfin hazel
it’s most noticeable on higher difficulties with elite packs
Me only play Auric Maelstrom but some of these missions are easy but sometimes it is a bit harder I think the eviscerator is very versatile which is good for this kind of difficulty
rocky nacelle
Me only play Auric Maelstrom but some of these missions are easy but sometimes i...
basically
hard nexus
Me only play Auric Maelstrom but some of these missions are easy but sometimes i...
yah
rocky nacelle
eviscerator doesnt really plateau until some shit like 3veg
stone fern
7 is better because you have uppercut (better cleave attack)
its less brain dead tho
elfin hazel
eviscerator doesnt really plateau until some shit like 3veg
I dont know what it mean sorry
misty nova
I guess we're just ignoring the eviscerator meat grinder POV's then.
Can't hear you over the grating sound of metal being shredded (I should really turn the volume down)
mystic ether
Can't hear you over the grating sound of metal being shredded (I should really t...
Likewise
rocky nacelle
Can't hear you over the grating sound of metal being shredded (I should really t...
if only they would update the best mod for eviscerator on the nexus
grizzled aspen
Which mael is harder, C-I-VI or 3VEG?
rocky nacelle
hard to say theres options to turn both maelstroms off
grizzled aspen
Idk man 3veg has ammo.
hard nexus
as long as u have some kind of anti armor
rocky nacelle
i can easily argue 3veg as much as civi
brisk raft
I got a bug, I cant load as my 1st load out of Zealot.
No matter what it wouldnt change. This happenned after I crashed once
rocky nacelle
when it comes to loadouts that just turn those maelstroms off
misty nova
Civi has a lot of mass
elfin hazel
its just one of the higher tier auric maelstroms
Ah yeah ok I think the hardest maelstrom is only melee no ammo with scabs + nugle blessing
hard nexus
when it comes to loadouts that just turn those maelstroms off
smite on civi, thammer on 3veg
rocky nacelle
Ah yeah ok I think the hardest maelstrom is only melee no ammo with scabs + nugl...
yea that one with an evisc is a real test
stone fern
ok para is right meow is wrong
rocky nacelle
smite on civi, thammer on 3veg
not even
mystic ether
I don't have any maelstrom that I hate tbh. No ammo is whatever.
stone fern
i like mk9
rocky nacelle
stealth turns off CIVI
stone fern
mk7 just fucking sucks
hard nexus
stealth turns off CIVI
stealth turns off everything
rocky nacelle
knife nukes CIVI
elfin hazel
I never adapt my stuff to the mission I'm just figuring out and having fun
hard nexus
DS4 nukes 3veg
i’m noticing a trend
grizzled aspen
I would say C-I-VI is harder because basically every elite will 1tap you and you're forced to fight in melee after a point, whereas 3VEG still allows you to fight from range.
rocky nacelle
i’m noticing a trend
yea who woulda thought the strongest options turn the most fun maelstroms off
hard nexus
I never adapt my stuff to the mission I'm just figuring out and having fun
same, the only thing i do is swap to mk15 evis on civi because that’s the only time i have fun with mk15, with bloodthirsty rampage
grizzled aspen
Surge lmb vs burgle pimple.
hard nexus
I would say C-I-VI is harder because basically every elite will 1tap you and you...
zealots
fighting from range
hrm
grizzled aspen
Takes like 4 total seconds to murder it.
elfin hazel
same, the only thing i do is swap to mk15 evis on civi because that’s the only t...
I think Bloodthirsty is not that strong and is a bait
rocky nacelle
I think Bloodthirsty is not that strong and is a bait
its niche
grizzled aspen
Bloodthirsty is actually obscenely good on mk15.
rocky nacelle
good but niche
hard nexus
I think Bloodthirsty is not that strong and is a bait
it’s good on mk15
elfin hazel
There is so many OP blessings
grizzled aspen
You can chain kill anything in the game with repeated rev attacks.
hard nexus
and it lets you chain one shot crushers
hard nexus
shred has its place too in a piety build
rocky nacelle
ok heres the plan
elfin hazel
and it lets you chain one shot crushers
But you kinda can already do it without thay blessing
misty nova
There is so many OP blessings
Please don't say bloodletter
Please don't say bloodletter
Please don't say bloodletter
grizzled aspen
shred has its place too in a piety build
Don't run shred and piety.
hard nexus
Don't run shred and piety.
stone fern
ok
grizzled aspen
But you kinda can already do it without thay blessing
You can rev kill, yes, but that requires chastise.
hard nexus
Don't run shred and piety.
i run shred piety mk3 evis
elfin hazel
Please don't say bloodletter
Please don't say bloodletter
Please don't say blo...
Which one is that ? Sorry i'm not an english native im doing my best
hard nexus
perfect strike
hard nexus
Which one is that ? Sorry i'm not an english native im doing my best
bleed stacks on special attack (revs)
grizzled aspen
What we are saying is bloodthirsty allows you to just rev > heavy and kill everything without needing chastise.
rocky nacelle
clad
stone fern
no
rocky nacelle
post mission board
elfin hazel
bleed stacks on special attack (revs)
This one is also a bait it is so bad imo
hard nexus
This one is also a bait it is so bad imo
yah it’s awful
grizzled aspen
Bloodletter has its place.
hard nexus
Bloodletter has its place.
no it does not
rocky nacelle
same for bloodletter chaxe
grizzled aspen
I wish it had a bonus damage to bleeding targets thing built into it tho.
frosty herald
bloodletter simply isnt good
stone fern
@rocky nacelle
frosty herald
everything you hit with a full animation rev wil be dead
stone fern
its already gone
grizzled aspen
Like imagine if bloodletter was like 10/15/20/25% bonus damage to bleeding targets on top of its current effect.
rocky nacelle
ah didnt see 52 seconds
frosty herald
monstrosities just use puncture bolter for bleed
stone fern
vent purge is up instead now lmao get fuked
grizzled aspen
Would make scourge even better than it already is.
paper harness
eu pubs dead
grizzled aspen
monstrosities just use puncture bolter for bleed
🗣️ 🔥
elfin hazel
everything you hit with a full animation rev wil be dead
Yes i agree
paper harness
vomid
rocky nacelle
hearty nebula
💀
placid fiber
I've seen worse >.>
elfin hazel
Grievious wounds is cool you can stuntlock ragers with it
hard nexus
Like imagine if bloodletter was like 10/15/20/25% bonus damage to bleeding targe...
still wouldn’t be good except against bosses
misty nova
Can you get Hammer of Faith?
dark spire
What do you guys run on Hevi Evis? Mine has Shred + Perfect Strike
hearty nebula
Grievious wounds is cool you can stuntlock ragers with it
or yknow
rocky nacelle
grievous wounds underrated
hearty nebula
i could just kill them
rocky nacelle
Can you get Hammer of Faith?
id have to make this one hell of a meme build
placid fiber
still wouldn’t be good except against bosses
imo bloodletter is for when you can only start a revved attack... and have to dodge out of it... otherwise pretty useless
hard nexus
What do you guys run on Hevi Evis? Mine has Shred + Perfect Strike
mk3 shred perfect strike piety is good
mk15 is too, but a bit more of a meme
placid fiber
especially for the eviscerator
hard nexus
imo bloodletter is for when you can only start a revved attack... and have to do...
yah
rocky nacelle
Can you get Hammer of Faith?
dark spire
mk3 shred perfect strike piety is good
mk15 is too, but a bit more of a meme
I'm on IJ with MK3
elfin hazel
i could just kill them
It is not always possible or the best solution when there is 10 of them you will be slaughtered while dealing with them one by one, just stuntlock them and chill, you will loose 0 toughness and your allies will gladly shoot into your pack
rocky nacelle
slop
hard nexus
especially for the eviscerator
it has a niche on evis for applying stacks past damage cap, but it’s not useful compared to other blessings
hard nexus
I'm on IJ with MK3
then swap perfect strike to savage sweep, you won’t be critting often enough to consistently get value from perfect strike
placid fiber
When I did have bloodletter on a chainsword, I mostly used it for boss damage rather than anything else
rocky nacelle
@misty nova more meta aligned meme
hammer of faith sounds pretty funny on mk3 though
opportunist being completely useless once a boss shows up
misty nova
<@492137137722884107> more meta aligned meme
Yeah I would use that lmao
rocky nacelle
greivous wounds mk3 evis
its worse than that
hard nexus
its worse than that
no that’s good
hard nexus
it helps with h1 staggering ragers
rocky nacelle
opportunist completely being useless unless I have a krak vet or an oggy
to stagger bosses
dark spire
then swap perfect strike to savage sweep, you won’t be critting often enough to ...
Looks consistent enough for me
brisk raft
HELP
I cant change one specific loadout slot for some reason. Can change talents but not weapons
placid fiber
opportunist completely being useless unless I have a krak vet or an oggy
Wouldn't a shout vet work as well?
rocky nacelle
yes
placid fiber
Still pretty niche
misty nova
to stagger bosses
A worse Skullcrusher
rocky nacelle
let me meet what that guy was smoking
me when opportunist gets put on a weapon that 1-2 shots everything thats not armored
placid fiber
let me meet what that guy was smoking
Must've been something pretty good
stone fern
+1
hard nexus
me when opportunist gets put on a weapon that 1-2 shots everything thats not arm...
every weapon that has opportunist already has really good armor ADMs
i don’t get it
rocky nacelle
every weapon that has opportunist already has really good armor ADMs
yep
I need that fatshark weed
misty nova
every weapon that has opportunist already has really good armor ADMs
Opportunist is peak on shield ogryn
stone fern
no someone join
placid fiber
no someone join
so +1 is not positive one?
misty nova
And Batter
misty nova
I kinda miss bromentum shield though
hard nexus
i just wish ogryn had a heavy bolter
hard nexus
lmfao
rocky nacelle
sorry not sorry
hard nexus
i actually outdamaged cica in that
with a level 34 ogryn
and his exact build
vv funny
frosty herald
i actualy changed my stuff to nuke melee
hard nexus
i think i have enough resources to power level all ogryn masteries now
rocky nacelle
elfin hazel
i just wish ogryn had a heavy bolter
Isnt the Ripper already a Bolter version for Ogryn in the lore ?
hard nexus
Isnt the Ripper already a Bolter version for Ogryn in the lore ?
wh
wha
the reaper enemy?
it’s got a heavy stubber, a normal bullet gun
elfin hazel
the reaper enemy?
My bad i cant spell
hard nexus
My bad i cant spell
no ur good
i’m just confused
do you mean the ripper?
the shotgun?
it’s not a bolter
frosty herald
Isnt the Ripper already a Bolter version for Ogryn in the lore ?
no.
the ripper is an automatic shotgun that is nigh indestructable
hard nexus
tarp
frosty herald
ogryns in lore do not reload it it has a magazine that cant detach so they use it as a club after running out of ammo
or it has an ammo limiter so they dont waste their entire ammo stock
hushed knoll
Para 😠
rocky nacelle
elfin hazel
As I remember Ogryns got Rippers Guns because regular bolters were too difficult for them to use so they created the Ripper Gun which is as simple as possible and cannot be reloaded and there is no need to aim
frosty herald
ogryns in lore are extremely unintelligent so they will use their weapons without a care
frosty herald
As I remember Ogryns got Rippers Guns because regular bolters were too difficult...
thats also the reason
hushed knoll
what is it stank
My. Name. Isn’t. Stank. 😠
frosty herald
but after the heresy it became too resource intensive to supply ogryns with bolters
seeing as their limited intelligence doesnt allow them to wield it properly
boneheads can use bolters
but again better give it to an astartes than an ogryn
elfin hazel
Yed thats what I was meaning
hearty nebula
It is not always possible or the best solution when there is 10 of them you will...
use your gun and shoot them yourself
you are under zero obligation to exclusively use your melee & gimp yourself
and if your ranged cant take care of some ragers then idk what to tell you
frosty herald
puncture shattering impact bolter has amazing hordeclear
if you want a fast option use bolt pistol
hearty nebula
pretty much any ranged option that like
can deal with flak & maniac okay without perks? can use that no problem
boom
no more ragers
killing them = best crowd control
because they can't hurt you if they're dead
misty nova
gungryn should have a built in ammo limiter
BLO reaction
elfin hazel
use your gun and shoot them yourself
you are under zero obligation to exclusivel...
Isnt this a waste of toughness and ammo ? I almost use ammo only for specials so I dont need to harvest the map
frosty herald
thats a very very bad habit
use ranged for everything until you need to swap to melee
you can even reload a bolter in rager melee range
hearty nebula
that's only "necessary" for weapons with bad ammo economy or your teammates steal all the fuckin ammo
and im not sure what you mean by waste of toughness
cause it's not like you'd be standing where you're gonna get hit if you're
elfin hazel
I feel bad for shooting Bolts in poxwalkers and I like to melee @frosty herald
elfin hazel
That is surely my Vermintide 2 addicted brain speaking
hard nexus
use ranged for everything until you need to swap to melee
this is a worse habit
elfin hazel
because you should be shoving them
I was answering to yamato my bad
hearty nebula
womp womp
hard nexus
use melee for everything and swap to ranged for elite packs
elfin hazel
this is a worse habit
I agree I feel like it is not right at all but everyone is playing the game in its own way so it is totally fine to have different point of view
hard nexus
I agree I feel like it is not right at all but everyone is playing the game in i...
yeah it is
but at the same time, zealot as a class functions best in melee
elfin hazel
use melee for everything and swap to ranged for elite packs
Thats what Im doing most of the time Im basically playing Darktide like it is V2
elfin hazel
but at the same time, zealot as a class functions best in melee
Yes it is kind of our role to stay in melee to create space for the others
frosty herald
this is a worse habit
schoot
grizzled aspen
still wouldn’t be good except against bosses
Idk, I feel like it could be good against softer elites like ragers.
frosty herald
you cant handle the method
grizzled aspen
With scourge youd crit them and make them bleed, then get a free damage boost after that.
hard nexus
Idk, I feel like it could be good against softer elites like ragers.
if you’re rev attacking a rager, it’s dead
grizzled aspen
Or maybe like a damage boost on striking bleeding targets.
hard nexus
With scourge youd crit them and make them bleed, then get a free damage boost af...
then that’s just making crit builds even more powerful
rocky nacelle
the bleeding targets after getting chainsawed
dont exist
(because they are dead)
unless its a boss or crusher with 3% hp
frosty herald
scourge is annoying for me
cause you need to keep enemies alive to profit from it
same as ogryn heavies doing bleed stacks
hard nexus
cause you need to keep enemies alive to profit from it
that’s why the mk13g chain sword scourge almost never stacks
except bosses and crushers really
it’s genuinely too good
rocky nacelle
hard nexus
you are too good
true
frosty herald
they shouldve had secret unlockable characters instead of everything in the shop
jagged cradle
Real
rocky nacelle
nice aim
stone fern
what did i do to deserve this?
rocky nacelle
(scout tf2)
hard nexus
no she just missed tknife into mk15 L1
the tknife
rocky nacelle
death
frosty herald
noob
rocky nacelle
