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If it was a little more like xcom with cover and whatnot that would be great.
It's like the grimdark version of anime waifus
Pls let me RPG as Adeptus Mechanicus
But it doesn't have a cover or damage mitigation system.
They got shields and shit tho
Just "ope, you're out of hp on everything, fuck you."
I mean darkest dungeon has those mechanics and it's a really good game
eat shit and die mechanics (like random 30+ damage crits) are hilarious
I've heard it gets easier the deeper in you go
I had such a good chuckle reading through the Shendao cultivation guide and got about 20 pages in and the author dropped
"That covers the basics"
chat, I have excellent news
And you can pull aggro to your tank who's more or less invincible
I have acquired goldfish crackers
today is awesome
Amazing Hahnda
I thought it was easy but I didn't finish it
Happy for u my king
x3

Dankest Dungeon I have a love hate relationship with
what is he cooking
Anyway, I am prob gonna go rewatch vinland saga s1.
left me w/ an ogrytn
I'm a woman but I'll take the mantle of king anyway
for the funny
Have fun man Vinland Saga is peak!!
Granted I kept most of those necrons tied up in glorious melee combat as the god emperor intended
I'm gonna fucking kill myself
I want to watch Thorfinn take Thorkell's eye again.
I always say I'll play it to finish and then get shit rocked, call it bullshit and not play it again for a year
Me playing slay the spire
I need someone I can play w/ so I can kick psykers
Fake, women aren't real.
holy fuck
Tfw you get initiative priority then last in the next round so the enemies all get two turns in a row and you just die
@grizzled aspen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdb8fzY-oVA
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you aren't real, you're a little gnome in my phone that stops existing if I run out of batteries
tonight's streak
Happy for u my majesty
Wrong
Women are the first stage evolution of Men, and the previous form to Wowomen
The fuck is the non-binary term for royalty
Please don't let the batteries die...
I PAID MY DUES
Monarch works
Regent?
I think Monarch is gender neutral right?
Your majesty
Women are federal psyop devices made to stop men from being gay.
Be real.
noobnoob stfu and play the game
Highness, majesty, excellency...
or stay sucking forever
Me when i have daddy issues
Die para.
You wouldn't address a monarch as a monarch, so you can't use that word.
I love that this implies the natural male state is wanting to have hot gay sex
Be ignorant and just play what you want at everyone's expense
So I'm pretty sure it's just those three words.
I refuse to use power sword.
Does it not get more homiesexual than Ultramarines
This is 100% true.

Tbf I'd go homo for Vulkan
And we've looped back around to JoJo's
I second this.
FROG
Yeah gimme that cranberry juice
THIS IS PEAKEST PEAK
However they made the cashier girl at work too pretty for me to even bother looking at men.
Jojo's has a shockingly low amount of gay sex
that's why I refuse to play on vet w/ civi
Bro he has a thunder hamer with a dragonhead on it, it does not get more peak than this
I don't want to use crutch weapon
low amount of gay sex, extreme amounts of homosexuality
He ham my Mon until I ora ora orad
...I think it's mostly an evolutionary cousin of homosexuality. A similar species.
Gonna be real
Every time I see someone post a WH40k space marine character, most of the time it just looks like the last one but slightly different in color
"No you don't understand; this is Shitticus Farticus. He's different from the others because blue."
Certainly more closely related to gay than straight
I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE
Yeah I'm just gonna let Tintin boil in his own insanity.
Where unyielding???
Are you really one to talk?
the irony that a frog is letting someone boil
I AM PLAYING WITH THIS GUY
quite funny
whatever this means
If you can't comprehend that, then I don't know what to say to you.
Because that's some pretty standard English right there.
sorry frog i dont care for your autistic "edgy cool comment"
and i dont care to decipher it
@rocky nacelle is your pfp fucking RE Leon mogmaxxing?
we arent on speaking terms anymore
It's the silent hill guy.
I CAN'T FUCKING TELL THAT'S WHY I ASKED
Never played those games and I don't think I will.
Me when I'm in a "be as insufferable as humanly possible" challenge and my opponent is Paradise:
so ur telling me ur eyes are undeveloped
frog really turned into a chud
it's a skill issue
kek
the skissue lies in your eyes me thinks

Nah bro you are genuinely a drain on my good mood every time I see you write out some dumb rude bullshit.
why are mommy and daddy fighting
battle of the nerds
you drain my iq anytime you talk about the game but you dont see me complaining
yknow
Me when I play cultivation sim
@rocky nacelle you type like a bottom
at least I can see
Drain it faster to the point that you lose the cognitive ability to type.
No, go back to E-dating Cica.
there is no reason for u to shit talk each other
He is Para, I am Frog, we were born to shit talk each other.
someone’s upset
It's just the nature of things.
meow x cica slowburn romance comedy
frog just finally snapped
norp
meca
Thank god.
ciow
It's nap time for someone
We are spared another meow e-dating episode.
doing it in the first place
🙏
well i think i already talked to you about it just like my other homegirl
lmao
doing it in the first place is a rip
fuck u mean another
you’ve never seen me edate
yah
@hard nexus
yknow
Real and true meow edating episode right there.
Oh my b.
is this a genuine apology or a segue way back into more shit talking
let’s see
meow when she hangs around 2 men for 5 seconds
find out on dragon ball z
I'm bored
ping me and I'll tell you what I think you smell like
I am being completely sarcastic in 99% of the interactions I have with Para.
it’s all a bit
I genuinely can't be bothered to be bothered by him.
usually
imagine being serious
so tire
ever
What does the frog smell like, then?
cigarettes
I cooka da bagel
There is actually a correct answer because I know exactly how I smell.
Mama Mia
you smell of burnt marshmallows
what kind of bajel
That is alarmingly close.
I also have this bread that smells good
S tier scent
THICK SLICE
@rocky nacelle pine tar smell haver
🍞
Like imagine you grilled on a saturday evening, that's how I always smell, no matter what I wash myself or my clothes with.
are you saying I smell like floor cleaner hahnda
i smell like
like intense floor cleaner
because i don’t really use scented products in my hair
Meow is just 7 dogs in an elaborate trench coat.
rats
but i might get some mousse to put in my hair
Unironically, you should.
my hair stylist used some soft hold mousse today and my hair looked really good
@rocky nacelle
and made my hair smell good
you smell like this
When you use scented products in your hair, moving your hair around makes the smell come off you.
this is true
i dont know what that is but its probably racism hahnda
and i mess with my hair all the time when im bored
i be twirlin my hair n shit
Real shit, so do I.
also big surprise you dont use scented hair products
My hair is soft as hell.
@hard nexus probably smells like unscented soap
girlstink and unscented soap are remarkably similar
my soap is scented
it is
I was carrying
Hey guys, is this really as bad as people say?
shea butter and oat something
SHEA BUTTER
the only people who say this is bad are people who cant think for themselves
Shea butter is an excellent soap material.
I was carrying a C-I-VI w/ cole's build
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
So it's good?
yes
I did with a knife and dbarrel
martyrdom is good, but it’s something that u wanna usually use with breakpoints in mind, sometimes that extra damage can go to waste
(although the attack speed is always nice)
Ooh, good point.
inexorable judgement at home
i use paul mitchell tea tree shampoo for my hair
makes my hair look good
hmmmm
Have to crank in some numbers then but thanks.
did you even ask
might be enjoying myself a bit of gun psyker tonite....
I don't think I could ever wash my hair with tea tree oil.
@south grove smells like freshly cleaned Jujitsu floor mat
That scent is VERY strong.
I think I might actually get sick from breathing it too much.
old spice based
Get some cocoa butter soap.
I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE
You'll thank me later.
I smell like nothing
I am odorless
Fake.
idk why
Femboys always smell like some sort of fruit.
I have a bit of my shampoo scent on me
And you are a femboy.
I know many things, Para.
but other than that I'm scentless
"Femboy enjoyer" falls in the categorization of being freaky.
And I am, in fact, the biggest of freaks.
Checkmate, liberal.
calling yourself a freak
not a psyker main
FAKE FUCKING FREAKS SMH
I still have 45 minutes to clear C-I-VI to prove para wrong...
I actually used to main psyker.
nevermind then, freaky ❤️
Then I discovered the dopamine that is sawing a crusher's head off with a giant chainsaw.
i do
no sweat then
wallahi I'm finished
im gonna be honest
Did you eat it bite by bite or did you just unhinge your jaw like a snake and drop it down the hatch?
I dont know which soap I get
I just know its dove
dove is based tho
surely its one of these
Wait hold on.
I eat it bite by bite until it comes down to like, an inch of the meat left
That might be why I always smell like charcoal...
then it just gets shoved in
My dove shampoo has charcoal in it...
WOW that sounds awful reading it back
YOU SHOVE IN A FULL INCH OF MEAT?????
GYATT DAMN
gets to soak in the saliva for longer
Slowly losing my mind.
i used to use dove shampoo n conditioner
absorb the flavors
SO YOU JUST SWISH A WHOLE INCH OF MEAT AROUND IN YOUR MOUTH?????
Alright I need to stop before some mod comes in here and beats me with a hammer.
your parents should have beat you with hammers first
You’re gross..
leaving it up to discord mods
unlike the rest of the dog
smh
made my hair flat
Oh trust me my parents definitely beat me.
oh
fair enough
i know girls dont like flat hair (some)
did you get the wooden spoon, the belt, or the chancla?
I picked my own switch out in the woods.
And if I didn't pick one my parents were satisfied with, I'd get twice as many licks with the one I came back with.
choose death or death
jesus
Oh my mom wasn't the one that disciplined me.
We were all too afraid of pissing her off.
My dad, on the other hand, would beat the ever living shit out of you without leaving so much as a mark.
man
I am way too privliged as an only child
He is way too good at doing that.
i despise flat hair on myself
Probably some kind of skill he picked up in the military or something.
Tbf, my mom was the breadwinner, not dad.
from what iirc you said you had long hair so yea
long flat hair
bleh
Dad didn't work because he's been disabled for longer than I've been alive.
it’s about 3 inches past my shoulder
ah i see
Happens when you jump out of perfectly good helicopters and airplanes for a living.
oh thats not so bad
the longest hair ive seen a chick have is down to her butt
very pretty
but also very crazy
like wtf
so much hair
hell nah
yeah i could never
I saw a girl with floor length dreads once
beauty cream or bust
This depends entirely on how tall the girl in question is.
the smell was indescribable
that’s gotta be extensions/weave ins
she was
lol
Everyone that I have ever seen with dreads has an unexplainable stench on them.
give er take
basically
i think you dont wash dreads for a while
Or is it some type of product you put into it?
if I'm remembering right, dreads get fucked up if you wash them with anything except cold water
Idk, I just know I've seen blacks, whites, and hispanics all with dreads before, and all of them smelled terrible.
Just an icky hairstyle imo.
I can't pull off anything that isn't long hair because my head is a funny shape.
Morgan Freeman can do dreads I think
I used to have it down to the middle of my back.
chud bun
mine used to be down to my ass
(man bun for chuds)
💀

Nah, I'd never put it in a bun.
🫃
1, I don't know how to, and 2, because my hair is physically too thick to be put into a bun.
Theres just so much hair on my head that it isn't possible.
short hair is goated
simple reason
can wear beanies without dying of heat stroke
you shouldn't be having long hair if you don't at least know how to put it into a loose bun. (the answer is to just buy a bigger hair-tie)
The only thing I want my hair to be short for is to not die of heat.
id only get a haircut
so I can wear beanies during the fall/winter down here
also i look better with short hair anyway
I'd rather do what the japanese do and do that weird little folding ponytail thing.
I didn't say I was?
no you dont because then everyone will call you a fucking chump ass loser
It just feels like that's the most efficient way to wear hair.
they can do that already
true
without the hair part
I can make it through the mid level event
but they'd have more reason to do so then
This is true.
but always get stuck before the transporter sequence
what is tintin yapping about this time
chud irl
simply be bald and you won't have to worry about hair
C-I-VI solo queue
clandestium
they are the real chuds
Finally feeling the diamantine struggle
L
Gonna run gloriana to get this fucking psyker penance done
the what
I WILL MAKE IT
oh great now im getting cole's shitty habit of flexing my darktide autism bucks
gross
coletide
@spare talon fuck you noob !!
tintin... just leave
It ain't even like that, people just look at me like I'm some sort of specimen about to be dissected.
oh like a real frog
thats kind of funny
(soz)
IAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANE
this bitch 93% ear
Though, tbf, my resting face makes it look like I'm staring directly through your soul.
bitch not even a knife ear at this point
claymore ears
💢
honestly? W
elves have many versatile roles in a group
:3

dedicated friendly fire object
(vermintide 2)
I love knife ears
Para you don't know the proper other half of that sentence.
:3
I HATE knife ears
Nop
Kill yours-
U will not peep the androgynous helf battlemagic wizard twink
I just died...
to a BS trap
fuck my fucking life
IAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANE
D&D elves? opinion moot
not cursed with this freaky noob knowledge
I win as always
@south grove 🫂
Both a roleplay perspective and a mechanics perspective, drow take the cake.
Like, ok bro, I literally kill people for a spider goddess, and I'm gonna skin you with the magic that's in my blood.
moot
Time to down 3+ red bulls
Peak lawful evil alignment characters.
I hate being awake
D&D is fun.
Sorry you don't have a good dm/players to enjoy it with.
This is genuine, btw.
One of my fav camps had a drow rogue multi warlock who had the hots for my helf wizard multi fighter
I built him around the idea of a landsknecht gandalf
But a twink
I can't fucking read the word "gandalf" without having big naturals gandalf pop into my head.
Anyways, the drow had a le epic chaotic evil alignment cuz they actually played them like a chaotic neutral
random is clutching
Do I dare Google that?
cristmas miracle
It's kind of nsfw?
you are the side character in your own story
Anywho they were like Marazhai from rt where they just killed shit and had no patience while simultaneously despising like half the party like a turboracist
fucking die
Good thing I'm unemployed 
this is what happens when you become enslaved to the noobboard
randumbs performing better
I mean, if you want "big naturals gandalf" to be in your search history, be my guest.
But they liked my twink helf - they made a pass at my helf after saving him from falling 2 his death after being ensnared by a cavefisher
sad night 4 noobnoob
I'm not going to stop you.
And caught them w a hand behind my helfs back and the pc made the char say some corny shit
Describing how disgusted and horrified my char was at being the heart throb for a grey angsty genocide monster was pawesome
I love drow and h/elf drama
The only issue I have with drow is that most dm's do not provide you with a means of getting around your sunlight sensitivity.
D&D having sunlight sensitivity
Bug sun hat
Big
Which is, to say, disadvantage on all attack rolls against enemies in sunlight.
@grizzled aspen big naturals Gandalf is one of the best images I've ever seen
Fuckin SUCKS.
The drow literally make goggles for it.
Also, being above ground for a certain amount of time removes sunlight resistance, but dm's never pay attention to that.
It's not like their eyes can't adjust.
just gonna say
its fitting D&D has something that involves sunlight or around it
pretty cool though
The last drow character I played was a paladin that wore a veiled hood to get around the sunlight sensitivity.
Now THAT is a fuckin name.
Anyway, oath of conquest paladin with lawful evil drow feels so right.
god tier pfp
I squished many an npc in both combat and dialogue.
Expertise in intimidation and 20 charisma score go brrrrr.
(I took enough levels in rogue to get expertise and took expertise in intimidation and persuasion)
hmm i think i shall listen to anger hatred music and workout
we barreled the stealth zealot!
collab effort
the 1501 level zealot finished the job
I started it
didn't get my second dbarrel shot off
YOOOOOO
THE REVIVAL
HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Is there any point in doing a Martyr build these days?
bro where is the anger hatred
Do you guys ever bend your feet downward and just stretch the entirety of the skin on your leg
Shit feels amazing
I AM 5'6" AND 140 U FUCK
exaggeration is a core element of comedy
is the boltpistol now a Revolver alternative
I have no idea what those numbers mean anyway
I'm 175cm and 60Kg
Convert or perish
a bit more than 110
167 cm
Just chillin
working or sleeping
no you don't understand the lads in here
Gloriana be like
alr watch me summon dorn
hopefully
Uncanny Strike is the worst blessing ever.
I hate Uncanny Strike, always dump damage.
Hate Hate Hate Hate.
what do you think about the boltpistol i kinda like it
My veteran had the audacity to go "there goes my auric streak"
Revolver Sidegrade
what !!!
Mag reload is nice
true
Love it, used to run revolver and it's a nice sidegrade
but on the other hand, funny crusher interraction
i accidentally flexed my autism bucks in darktide like you do
yeah i think it is now a valid sidegrade
when someone talked about being broke
Bolter and flamer
and maybe a additional crusher pattern
I can't see another crusher variant tho
what would it do
make it simple like the mk 15 evicerator
if it's just a combo change then idt it's worth it
maybe shock maul effect?
something else nice
Was just eyeballing that
problem with that is the agni shock maul uses the same moveset as crusher already
I HATE MY APARTMENT ROOMMATES
RAHHHHHHHH
I honestly don't get the big deal about +10% or so combat ability regen. Getting your combat ability in 18 seconds instead of 20 is not big imo.
it stacks multiplicatively
That's more on the vibe
On the other hand filling those slots up with x3 +5% health can be the differnece between life and death, no?
If it's multiplicative it's the opposite of diminishing returns, no?
no
multiplicative bad
additive good
https://open.spotify.com/track/5BkCDt5w0WOGgBgDC7T39i?si=8ba750b42bc04d82 this is my entry to the anger hatred workout club
OK so it's about 10% like I said, no? For 3x 4%
105% of 105%
multiplicative is yuckers
Multiplicative reduction bad, multiplicative increase good
It's why damage reduction values are multiplicative
But lemme do the math to see if I'm not talking bollocksies
wait no
1.04^3 = 1.124864
it's reductive
So slightly more than if it were additive
it's cooldown reduction
20s with 12% additive cooldown would be 17.6s
20s with 12% multiplicative cooldown from 3x4% would be uhhh yeah what the sloth said
I'm dying
Is it?
It says it's regen, not cooldown reduction.
I am suffering an anuerysm
disregard
have been awake for 2 days now
That's not good
my math is mathing
At that point the values are so low it's not really doing much anyway
I mean for the difference between additive and multiplicative
most CDR talents are excellent anyways
Meanwhile in TFD you can kick your numbers up to the point that you can turn something like idfk 10% into 18%
idk why you'd take CDR on curios
Yeah so 17.6 vs 20s is very little difference. I don't see how that's better than 15% health for example.
I was responding to that 'curio meta' video
yea ik
tanner's vid
at least he's calm this time
not screaming about it
Oh he's usually screaming? Lol
Anyway yeah for now I'll keep on sticking on +5% health instead of ability regen
gross gooners
nah
it needs to be my anger music
difference
got a few certain songs that definitely get the rage goin
is this guy schizo?
or narcissistic
and he refuses to admit he's wrong
yes that part
anger issues & also narcissistic
disregard my server profile tho
though to be fair those usually go hand in hand
oh yeah 100% narcissistic judging by the first couple of minutes lol
"I'm like this because of you" is a classic narc move lol
it's also abuser behaviour which is no wonder why he can't keep any sort of stable human being around himself
outside of his parents
4chinner*
Of course he is a narcissist or something like that
My bad 
me me me!
I'm just like him fr
I'M SORRY I DO NOT TRUST PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE ELLIPSES EXCLUSIVELY AS THREE DOTS
Are 4channers supposed to be narcissistic?
Isn't the stereotype that they're just terminally online incels?
you're good to do so
being tanner's superfan I need to strive to imitate every last bit of his personality
Those circles usually overlap
hints at being freaky
💀
yep
they're usually both
I'm gonna make some fish n chips
hungry
huh interesting
I cannot bear talking to narcissists
you can't conjure fish?
yet I work w/ med students
fucking noob wizard
they all fence in their free time too
those one that you see screaming in those tournament videos
darktide community I hate all of you ...
that's them
wearing his skin
I'll skin you alive para
My condolences
I'm getting better I swear
you gotta dodge the trapper and sniper first
I AM
I used to do an internship at a hospital as part of my engineering course, and one day I entered a room to write down some equipment
Even I can dodge better then you it’s sad really
you haven't played w/ me
...
At which power level does a curio give 3 stam?
You should see the contempt on the eyes of the med students when they realized I was more interested in the equipment than them
I do all the time…
and the only gameplay you saw was me getting murdered by a ogryn that won't put his shitty stubber down
LIke, I cannot stress how much I didn't give a shit about them and their ego immediately took a hit
you are making me question my sanity
this whole night I've been questioning it
I'm here to do my job you nepo baby, get the fuck out of the way and let me write down the number from this hospital bed 
I know I didn’t want to play today
But like cmon we play often enough
I'm a nepo baby too...
Neither did I actually 
parents said no and said med school is the way
Mom said I needed to "be someone in life"
noob school
I’m glad I’m going to college for something I actually like
Apparently being a technician and speaking two languages is not enough
I agree
burn my school down please
I don't wanna go back there
die die die die
No no no no
Thanks for the reminder actually
damn i cant play with tin i dont see him on
can you teach me dodge slide
I swear I'm doing it wrong
I dont dodge slide in combat
I dodge slide in different scenarios
also wheres tin
cant play with him
you arent even on
I am
no i only see shay and cole
guess i cant play with tintin hes not on
lmao
only cole is
I'm gonna kms
remake version is god tier
I LOVE MY WIFE GRAHHHHHHHHH
shit is so peak
yam really asked me if there was a single moment where he didnt love his wife
smh
going through silent hill just to maybe even see a person
if that aint love I dont know what is
Since when does slide dodging take a bunch of stamina? I haven't played in a while and just now noticed
hey gamers, if you run martyrdom i will throw the game
james sunderland pfp
remake too
im glad your eyeballs function
are you like this to everyone in youre life? call your closest relative
your
https://youtu.be/TsPCHiqHw-c?si=1yYeRKRPGkW0rA8R I love this video so much
Pohuy goal part 2
Music: VVV (Guitar Remix) - mikeeysmind, SANIKWAVE & wrthls - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4F6LDbPZwk
Soft: Blender 4.0
Nurse model by Mavixtious
Toilet scene by Selfmindsources
Indoor apps scene by Ubermachine
Assets belongs to KONAMI, Bloober Team, Capcom
it reminds me of that coca cola ad
when grey tard comes through and doesnt like when I treat them accordingly
so strange
sigma rigma
kill yourself
i mean
the first thing that you said was you were throwing a game if you saw someone playing with a build they liked
☝️
this kills the fafbear
no way
the veteran ACTUALLY apologized to me for blowing up the poxburster next to me
yes 
unprecedented
Guys are the stamina curios still bugged and give +2 stam instead of +3?
@sullen forge would never
gale apologizes
only at 400 rating
if its a 410 +3 stam, its a real one
Ahhhh fuck.
:3c
a 400 +3 stam isn't real?
