#zealot-class

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ornate dagger
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I want like a Skyrim-like RPG set in Warhammer 40K

grizzled aspen
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If it was a little more like xcom with cover and whatnot that would be great.

ornate bone
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It's like the grimdark version of anime waifus

ornate dagger
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Pls let me RPG as Adeptus Mechanicus

grizzled aspen
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But it doesn't have a cover or damage mitigation system.

violet hornet
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They got shields and shit tho

south grove
grizzled aspen
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Just "ope, you're out of hp on everything, fuck you."

cloud bough
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I mean darkest dungeon has those mechanics and it's a really good game
eat shit and die mechanics (like random 30+ damage crits) are hilarious

ornate dagger
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I've heard it gets easier the deeper in you go

misty mason
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I had such a good chuckle reading through the Shendao cultivation guide and got about 20 pages in and the author dropped
"That covers the basics"

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chat, I have excellent news

violet hornet
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And you can pull aggro to your tank who's more or less invincible

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I have acquired goldfish crackers

south grove
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today is awesome

ornate dagger
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Amazing Hahnda

violet hornet
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I thought it was easy but I didn't finish it

ornate dagger
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Happy for u my king

south grove
ornate dagger
misty mason
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Dankest Dungeon I have a love hate relationship with

ornate dagger
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what is he cooking

grizzled aspen
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Anyway, I am prob gonna go rewatch vinland saga s1.

south grove
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left me w/ an ogrytn

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for the funny

ornate dagger
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Have fun man Vinland Saga is peak!!

violet hornet
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Granted I kept most of those necrons tied up in glorious melee combat as the god emperor intended

south grove
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I'm gonna fucking kill myself

grizzled aspen
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I want to watch Thorfinn take Thorkell's eye again.

misty mason
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I always say I'll play it to finish and then get shit rocked, call it bullshit and not play it again for a year

south grove
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I need someone I can play w/ so I can kick psykers

grizzled aspen
south grove
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holy fuck

misty mason
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Tfw you get initiative priority then last in the next round so the enemies all get two turns in a row and you just die

rocky nacelle
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south grove
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tonight's streak

ornate dagger
cloud bough
ornate dagger
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The fuck is the non-binary term for royalty

rocky nacelle
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the screaming

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in mukanjyo

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is so fucking peak

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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I PAID MY DUES

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misty mason
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Regent?

rocky nacelle
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IVE SOLD MY SOUL

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SO TELL ME WHAT IS LEFT FOR ME

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WHEN IVE GIVEN UP EVERYTHING

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I think Monarch is gender neutral right?

misty mason
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Your majesty

south grove
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Be real.

rocky nacelle
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noobnoob stfu and play the game

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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or stay sucking forever

misty mason
south grove
grizzled aspen
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You wouldn't address a monarch as a monarch, so you can't use that word.

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rocky nacelle
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oh wait

cloud bough
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Be ignorant and just play what you want at everyone's expense

grizzled aspen
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So I'm pretty sure it's just those three words.

rocky nacelle
south grove
ornate dagger
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Does it not get more homiesexual than Ultramarines

grizzled aspen
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It does.

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Emperor's Children exist.

ornate dagger
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you ALL want him

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don't lie

ornate dagger
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Tbf I'd go homo for Vulkan

violet hornet
grizzled aspen
south grove
cloud bough
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Yeah gimme that cranberry juice

south grove
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COME BACK

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PLEAAASE

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WE GOTTA DO THIS

ornate dagger
south grove
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THIS IS PEAKEST PEAK

grizzled aspen
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However they made the cashier girl at work too pretty for me to even bother looking at men.

rocky nacelle
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clad moment

ancient brook
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Jojo's has a shockingly low amount of gay sex

rocky nacelle
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nade moment

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so sad

south grove
ornate dagger
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Bro he has a thunder hamer with a dragonhead on it, it does not get more peak than this

south grove
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I don't want to use crutch weapon

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rocky nacelle
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dont care forever cemented as noob

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the words left your mouf not mine

misty mason
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He ham my Mon until I ora ora orad

south grove
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ancient brook
south grove
cloud bough
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Gonna be real

Every time I see someone post a WH40k space marine character, most of the time it just looks like the last one but slightly different in color
"No you don't understand; this is Shitticus Farticus. He's different from the others because blue."

ancient brook
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Certainly more closely related to gay than straight

south grove
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AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAH

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AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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south grove
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I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE I AM SANE

grizzled aspen
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Yeah I'm just gonna let Tintin boil in his own insanity.

rocky nacelle
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noobnoob sucks

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he had potential

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he squanders it

south grove
jagged cradle
grizzled aspen
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south grove
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quite funny

south grove
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I AM SANE

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I AM SANE

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I AM SANE

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I AM SANE

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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If you can't comprehend that, then I don't know what to say to you.

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Because that's some pretty standard English right there.

rocky nacelle
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sorry frog i dont care for your autistic "edgy cool comment"

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and i dont care to decipher it

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@rocky nacelle is your pfp fucking RE Leon mogmaxxing?

jagged cradle
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Have fun

grizzled aspen
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I CAN'T FUCKING TELL THAT'S WHY I ASKED

grizzled aspen
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Never played those games and I don't think I will.

rocky nacelle
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get better eyes

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scrub

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I WAS BORN TWO MONTHS EARLY BRUH

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GETTING BETTER EYES IS EXPENSIVE

grizzled aspen
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Me when I'm in a "be as insufferable as humanly possible" challenge and my opponent is Paradise:

rocky nacelle
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so ur telling me ur eyes are undeveloped

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I gotta stop being broke

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tbh

rocky nacelle
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frog really turned into a chud

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it's a skill issue

rocky nacelle
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kek

rocky nacelle
ornate dagger
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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weird

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you seem to do the same thing quite a bit

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only bad when i do it tho ig

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why are mommy and daddy fighting

hard nexus
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battle of the nerds

grizzled aspen
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Of course.

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It's obviously only ok when I do it.

rocky nacelle
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you drain my iq anytime you talk about the game but you dont see me complaining

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yknow

misty mason
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Me when I play cultivation sim

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@rocky nacelle you type like a bottom

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
hard nexus
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oh my god

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SHUT UP

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please

grizzled aspen
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No, go back to E-dating Cica.

hard nexus
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there is no reason for u to shit talk each other

rocky nacelle
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frog chudding out tonight for 0 reason

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pretty funny

rocky nacelle
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yea literally what meow says

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im just always down to shit talk

median steeple
grizzled aspen
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grizzled aspen
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It's just the nature of things.

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meow x cica slowburn romance comedy

rocky nacelle
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frog just finally snapped

hard nexus
rocky nacelle
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he saw too much meow cica flirting in general

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and went jonkler

hard nexus
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i will never edate again

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never never never

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meca

grizzled aspen
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Thank god.

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ciow

median steeple
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It's nap time for someone

grizzled aspen
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We are spared another meow e-dating episode.

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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🙏

rocky nacelle
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well i think i already talked to you about it just like my other homegirl

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lmao

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doing it in the first place is a rip

hard nexus
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you’ve never seen me edate

hard nexus
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2020 sucked

rocky nacelle
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hey man

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we all live and learn

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like sonic

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u know

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e-dating is only okay if its conceivable to meet the person irl

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simple as

rocky nacelle
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true hahnda

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but also gotta be sus about that

grizzled aspen
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@hard nexus

rocky nacelle
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yknow

grizzled aspen
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Real and true meow edating episode right there.

rocky nacelle
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frog ur ruining my mood with your dumb rude bullshit

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stop

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thx

grizzled aspen
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Oh my b.

hard nexus
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is this a genuine apology or a segue way back into more shit talking

hard nexus
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let’s see

rocky nacelle
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meow when she hangs around 2 men for 5 seconds

hard nexus
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find out on dragon ball z

rocky nacelle
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this is normal

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lmfao

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(toxic maybe but normal)

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I'm bored

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ping me and I'll tell you what I think you smell like

grizzled aspen
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I am being completely sarcastic in 99% of the interactions I have with Para.

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rocky nacelle
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frog is me in the same vein

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that its never serious

grizzled aspen
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I genuinely can't be bothered to be bothered by him.

rocky nacelle
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usually

hard nexus
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troo

rocky nacelle
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imagine being serious

hard nexus
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so tire

rocky nacelle
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ever

hard nexus
grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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cigarettes

median steeple
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I cooka da bagel

grizzled aspen
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There is actually a correct answer because I know exactly how I smell.

median steeple
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Mama Mia

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rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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That is alarmingly close.

rocky nacelle
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I also have this bread that smells good

grizzled aspen
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I have a constant scent of burnt charcoal.

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I do not know why.

rocky nacelle
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🐐

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S tier scent

rocky nacelle
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THICK SLICE

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@rocky nacelle pine tar smell haver

rocky nacelle
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🍞

grizzled aspen
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Like imagine you grilled on a saturday evening, that's how I always smell, no matter what I wash myself or my clothes with.

rocky nacelle
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are you saying I smell like floor cleaner hahnda

hard nexus
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i smell like

rocky nacelle
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like intense floor cleaner

hard nexus
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fruit smoothie

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and

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my hair smells like

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nothing

rocky nacelle
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your hair smells like 7 dogs

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probs

hard nexus
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because i don’t really use scented products in my hair

grizzled aspen
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Meow is just 7 dogs in an elaborate trench coat.

hard nexus
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but i might get some mousse to put in my hair

grizzled aspen
hard nexus
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my hair stylist used some soft hold mousse today and my hair looked really good

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@rocky nacelle

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and made my hair smell good

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you smell like this

grizzled aspen
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When you use scented products in your hair, moving your hair around makes the smell come off you.

hard nexus
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this is true

rocky nacelle
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i dont know what that is but its probably racism hahnda

hard nexus
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it's not

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it's like, an earthy wooden smell

hard nexus
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i be twirlin my hair n shit

grizzled aspen
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Real shit, so do I.

rocky nacelle
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also big surprise you dont use scented hair products

grizzled aspen
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My hair is soft as hell.

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@hard nexus probably smells like unscented soap

grizzled aspen
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Meow has girlstink though.

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So whatever that smells like.

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girlstink and unscented soap are remarkably similar

hard nexus
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it is

grizzled aspen
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Are they now?

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I wouldn't know.

hard nexus
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i forgot the name

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oat

south grove
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I was carrying

gleaming hamlet
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Hey guys, is this really as bad as people say?

south grove
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then they killed me

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then it ended

hard nexus
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shea butter and oat something

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SHEA BUTTER

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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Shea butter is an excellent soap material.

south grove
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I was carrying a C-I-VI w/ cole's build

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BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

grizzled aspen
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I fuckin LOVE washing with that.

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Makes your skin and hair so soft.

rocky nacelle
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yes

south grove
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I did with a knife and dbarrel

rocky nacelle
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marty has always been good

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just overshadowed

hard nexus
gleaming hamlet
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Ooh, good point.

ornate bone
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inexorable judgement at home

hard nexus
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makes my hair look good

hearty nebula
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hmmmm

hard nexus
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although whatever my hair stylist used

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today

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i want,

gleaming hamlet
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Have to crank in some numbers then but thanks.

rocky nacelle
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did you even ask

hearty nebula
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might be enjoying myself a bit of gun psyker tonite....

grizzled aspen
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I don't think I could ever wash my hair with tea tree oil.

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@south grove smells like freshly cleaned Jujitsu floor mat

grizzled aspen
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That scent is VERY strong.

south grove
grizzled aspen
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I think I might actually get sick from breathing it too much.

rocky nacelle
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also I should get more old spice products

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smell good

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old spice based

grizzled aspen
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Get some cocoa butter soap.

rocky nacelle
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also dove bar of soap is the way to go

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silly nooblings

south grove
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I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE I WANNA DIE

grizzled aspen
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You'll thank me later.

south grove
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I am odorless

grizzled aspen
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Fake.

south grove
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idk why

grizzled aspen
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Femboys always smell like some sort of fruit.

south grove
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I have a bit of my shampoo scent on me

grizzled aspen
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And you are a femboy.

rocky nacelle
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and you know how?

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🕴️

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interesting

grizzled aspen
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I know many things, Para.

south grove
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but other than that I'm scentless

rocky nacelle
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just come out as a femboy enjoyer already

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or a pocket vet

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what the fuck even is it

rocky nacelle
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I made it

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🕴️

grizzled aspen
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"Femboy enjoyer" falls in the categorization of being freaky.

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And I am, in fact, the biggest of freaks.

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Checkmate, liberal.

rocky nacelle
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i doubt you've freaked in your life

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tbh

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calling yourself a freak
not a psyker main

FAKE FUCKING FREAKS SMH

south grove
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I still have 45 minutes to clear C-I-VI to prove para wrong...

grizzled aspen
hard nexus
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oopsies

south grove
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nevermind then, freaky ❤️

rocky nacelle
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or ur donezo gonezo

grizzled aspen
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Then I discovered the dopamine that is sawing a crusher's head off with a giant chainsaw.

hard nexus
rocky nacelle
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no sweat then

south grove
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wallahi I'm finished

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just ate a hotdog

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shit was good

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got some mustard and ketchup on that bitch

rocky nacelle
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im gonna be honest

grizzled aspen
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Did you eat it bite by bite or did you just unhinge your jaw like a snake and drop it down the hatch?

rocky nacelle
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I dont know which soap I get

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I just know its dove

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dove is based tho

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surely its one of these

grizzled aspen
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Wait hold on.

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grizzled aspen
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That might be why I always smell like charcoal...

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then it just gets shoved in

grizzled aspen
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My dove shampoo has charcoal in it...

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WOW that sounds awful reading it back

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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didnt know you get down like that hahnda

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crazy

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yes?

grizzled aspen
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GYATT DAMN

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gets to soak in the saliva for longer

grizzled aspen
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Slowly losing my mind.

hard nexus
rocky nacelle
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today

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.

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absorb the flavors

hard nexus
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and then i used a nice shampoo and conditioner

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i cannot go back

rocky nacelle
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was dove not nice?

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lmfao

grizzled aspen
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Alright I need to stop before some mod comes in here and beats me with a hammer.

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no, like

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it gets chewed

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just all at once

rocky nacelle
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your parents should have beat you with hammers first

jagged cradle
rocky nacelle
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leaving it up to discord mods

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unlike the rest of the dog

rocky nacelle
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smh

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grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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fair enough

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i know girls dont like flat hair (some)

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rocky nacelle
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ive heard frog speak

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he definitely got a switch

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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LOL

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not the pick your poison type of mother

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its joever

grizzled aspen
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And if I didn't pick one my parents were satisfied with, I'd get twice as many licks with the one I came back with.

rocky nacelle
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choose death or death

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jesus

grizzled aspen
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Oh my mom wasn't the one that disciplined me.

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We were all too afraid of pissing her off.

rocky nacelle
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well yknow what they say

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when moms upset

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no one is happy

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in the house

grizzled aspen
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My dad, on the other hand, would beat the ever living shit out of you without leaving so much as a mark.

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man
I am way too privliged as an only child

grizzled aspen
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He is way too good at doing that.

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grizzled aspen
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Probably some kind of skill he picked up in the military or something.

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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long flat hair

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bleh

grizzled aspen
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Dad didn't work because he's been disabled for longer than I've been alive.

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rocky nacelle
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ah i see

grizzled aspen
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Happens when you jump out of perfectly good helicopters and airplanes for a living.

rocky nacelle
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the longest hair ive seen a chick have is down to her butt

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very pretty

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but also very crazy

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like wtf

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so much hair

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hell nah

hard nexus
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yeah i could never

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I saw a girl with floor length dreads once

ember yew
grizzled aspen
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the smell was indescribable

hard nexus
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eugh

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rocky nacelle
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average height maybe a little shorter id say

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5'3-5'5

grizzled aspen
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Everyone that I have ever seen with dreads has an unexplainable stench on them.

rocky nacelle
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give er take

grizzled aspen
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Doesn't matter what race.

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Is it just the way the hair works?

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basically

rocky nacelle
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i think you dont wash dreads for a while

grizzled aspen
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Or is it some type of product you put into it?

rocky nacelle
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iirc

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dont quote me on it

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if I'm remembering right, dreads get fucked up if you wash them with anything except cold water

grizzled aspen
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Idk, I just know I've seen blacks, whites, and hispanics all with dreads before, and all of them smelled terrible.

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Just an icky hairstyle imo.

rocky nacelle
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not a flattering hairstyle

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and not many people can rock it

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tbh

grizzled aspen
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I can't pull off anything that isn't long hair because my head is a funny shape.

rocky nacelle
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long hair chud

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rare edition

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Morgan Freeman can do dreads I think

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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doing dreads

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and having them smell like not shit

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are 2 different things

grizzled aspen
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Now it's just down to my shoulders.

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Almost to where I can tie it off again.

rocky nacelle
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chud bun

hearty nebula
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mine used to be down to my ass

rocky nacelle
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(man bun for chuds)

hearty nebula
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💀

rocky nacelle
grizzled aspen
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Nah, I'd never put it in a bun.

rocky nacelle
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gwyndolin i think....

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grizzled aspen
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1, I don't know how to, and 2, because my hair is physically too thick to be put into a bun.

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Theres just so much hair on my head that it isn't possible.

rocky nacelle
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short hair is goated

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simple reason

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can wear beanies without dying of heat stroke

hearty nebula
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you shouldn't be having long hair if you don't at least know how to put it into a loose bun. (the answer is to just buy a bigger hair-tie)

grizzled aspen
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The only thing I want my hair to be short for is to not die of heat.

rocky nacelle
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id only get a haircut

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so I can wear beanies during the fall/winter down here

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also i look better with short hair anyway

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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you not miyamoto musashi.....

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lil vro...

grizzled aspen
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I didn't say I was?

hearty nebula
grizzled aspen
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It just feels like that's the most efficient way to wear hair.

rocky nacelle
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they can do that already

hearty nebula
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true

rocky nacelle
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without the hair part

south grove
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I can make it through the mid level event

hearty nebula
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but they'd have more reason to do so then

grizzled aspen
south grove
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but always get stuck before the transporter sequence

hearty nebula
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what is tintin yapping about this time

grizzled aspen
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Lots of people don't even see me as human irl.

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Kinda depressing.

rocky nacelle
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chud irl

plucky gate
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simply be bald and you won't have to worry about hair

south grove
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clandestium

rocky nacelle
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they are the real chuds

frozen kernel
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Finally feeling the diamantine struggle

hearty nebula
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L

frozen kernel
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Trying to refine my +3 stam curio

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Big L

frozen kernel
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Gonna run gloriana to get this fucking psyker penance done

rocky nacelle
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the what

south grove
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I WILL MAKE IT

rocky nacelle
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oh great now im getting cole's shitty habit of flexing my darktide autism bucks

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gross

hearty nebula
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coletide

south grove
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FUCK

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KILLLINMG YSELF

rocky nacelle
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@spare talon fuck you noob !!

south grove
hearty nebula
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tintin... just leave

grizzled aspen
south grove
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I will win

rocky nacelle
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thats kind of funny

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(soz)

south grove
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IAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANE

grizzled aspen
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Though, tbf, my resting face makes it look like I'm staring directly through your soul.

rocky nacelle
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frogs resting face be like

grizzled aspen
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Fr.

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He's literally me.

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I'm him.

rocky nacelle
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claymore ears

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💢

hearty nebula
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honestly? W

rocky nacelle
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she kinda cute though so i'll let it pass

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for once

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'ate knife ears though

hearty nebula
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elves have many versatile roles in a group

grizzled aspen
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DO NOT FINISH THAT SENTENCE

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CEASE

hearty nebula
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:3

grizzled aspen
rocky nacelle
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(vermintide 2)

copper hawk
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I love knife ears

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
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I love all my elf and helf chara

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Chars

grizzled aspen
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Para you don't know the proper other half of that sentence.

copper hawk
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:3

hearty nebula
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Show me them

rocky nacelle
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I HATE knife ears

hearty nebula
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immediately

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NOW

copper hawk
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Nop

hearty nebula
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Kill yours-

grizzled aspen
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I am a drow supremacist.

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Best knife ear race, hands down.

copper hawk
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U will not peep the androgynous helf battlemagic wizard twink

south grove
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I just died...

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to a BS trap

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fuck my fucking life

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IAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANEIAMSANE

hearty nebula
rocky nacelle
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I win as always

light badge
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@south grove 🫂

grizzled aspen
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Both a roleplay perspective and a mechanics perspective, drow take the cake.

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Like, ok bro, I literally kill people for a spider goddess, and I'm gonna skin you with the magic that's in my blood.

hearty nebula
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moot

south grove
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Time to down 3+ red bulls

grizzled aspen
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Peak lawful evil alignment characters.

south grove
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I hate being awake

hearty nebula
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just go sleep

south grove
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sleep is no issue

grizzled aspen
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Sorry you don't have a good dm/players to enjoy it with.

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This is genuine, btw.

copper hawk
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One of my fav camps had a drow rogue multi warlock who had the hots for my helf wizard multi fighter

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I built him around the idea of a landsknecht gandalf

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But a twink

grizzled aspen
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I can't fucking read the word "gandalf" without having big naturals gandalf pop into my head.

copper hawk
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Anyways, the drow had a le epic chaotic evil alignment cuz they actually played them like a chaotic neutral

south grove
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random is clutching

south grove
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cristmas miracle

grizzled aspen
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It's kind of nsfw?

rocky nacelle
copper hawk
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Anywho they were like Marazhai from rt where they just killed shit and had no patience while simultaneously despising like half the party like a turboracist

south grove
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rocky nacelle
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this is what happens when you become enslaved to the noobboard

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randumbs performing better

grizzled aspen
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I mean, if you want "big naturals gandalf" to be in your search history, be my guest.

copper hawk
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But they liked my twink helf - they made a pass at my helf after saving him from falling 2 his death after being ensnared by a cavefisher

rocky nacelle
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sad night 4 noobnoob

grizzled aspen
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I'm not going to stop you.

copper hawk
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And caught them w a hand behind my helfs back and the pc made the char say some corny shit

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Describing how disgusted and horrified my char was at being the heart throb for a grey angsty genocide monster was pawesome

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I love drow and h/elf drama

grizzled aspen
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The only issue I have with drow is that most dm's do not provide you with a means of getting around your sunlight sensitivity.

rocky nacelle
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D&D having sunlight sensitivity

copper hawk
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Bug sun hat

copper hawk
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Big

grizzled aspen
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Which is, to say, disadvantage on all attack rolls against enemies in sunlight.

light badge
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@grizzled aspen big naturals Gandalf is one of the best images I've ever seen

grizzled aspen
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Fuckin SUCKS.

copper hawk
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Erm

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Dont be drow then

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Drow suck

grizzled aspen
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The drow literally make goggles for it.

copper hawk
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They're evil and nasty

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Im from Buenos Aires

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And I say kill em all !!

grizzled aspen
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Also, being above ground for a certain amount of time removes sunlight resistance, but dm's never pay attention to that.

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It's not like their eyes can't adjust.

rocky nacelle
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just gonna say

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its fitting D&D has something that involves sunlight or around it

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pretty cool though

grizzled aspen
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The last drow character I played was a paladin that wore a veiled hood to get around the sunlight sensitivity.

rocky nacelle
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I forgot this guy is on my friends list

grizzled aspen
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Now THAT is a fuckin name.

rocky nacelle
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you sure?

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I have a crazier one

grizzled aspen
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Anyway, oath of conquest paladin with lawful evil drow feels so right.

rocky nacelle
median steeple
rocky nacelle
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god tier pfp

grizzled aspen
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I squished many an npc in both combat and dialogue.

rocky nacelle
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good ending

grizzled aspen
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Expertise in intimidation and 20 charisma score go brrrrr.

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(I took enough levels in rogue to get expertise and took expertise in intimidation and persuasion)

south grove
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we made it out of my old chokepoint

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progress

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holy fuck

rocky nacelle
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hmm i think i shall listen to anger hatred music and workout

south grove
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we barreled the stealth zealot!

rocky nacelle
south grove
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collab effort

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the 1501 level zealot finished the job

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I started it

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didn't get my second dbarrel shot off

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YOOOOOO

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THE REVIVAL

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HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

rocky nacelle
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and hes running the chestpiece I want

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smh

south grove
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3x wound, piety

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this man

shy kestrel
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Is there any point in doing a Martyr build these days?

ornate bone
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Do you guys ever bend your feet downward and just stretch the entirety of the skin on your leg

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Shit feels amazing

ornate bone
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I think that might be a bad sign

rocky nacelle
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no hahnda we arent 5'3 and 100 lbs

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cant perform gremlin feats

light badge
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I AM 5'6" AND 140 U FUCK

rocky nacelle
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exaggeration is a core element of comedy

south grove
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what the fuck

lone matrix
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is the boltpistol now a Revolver alternative

ornate bone
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I have no idea what those numbers mean anyway

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I'm 175cm and 60Kg

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Convert or perish

south grove
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I'm 50 kg

ornate bone
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Do you reach the moon if you try to jump

south grove
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a bit more than 110

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south grove
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I'm 184 cm and 50 kg

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don't ask

ornate bone
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167cm people

south grove
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where is everybody

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normally this chat is alive 24/7

frozen kernel
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Just chillin

lone matrix
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working or sleeping

south grove
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no you don't understand the lads in here

frozen kernel
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Gloriana be like

south grove
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alr watch me summon dorn

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hopefully

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Uncanny Strike is the worst blessing ever.

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I hate Uncanny Strike, always dump damage.

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Hate Hate Hate Hate.

lone matrix
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what do you think about the boltpistol i kinda like it

frozen kernel
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My veteran had the audacity to go "there goes my auric streak"

south grove
spare talon
south grove
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Mag reload is nice

hearty nebula
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true

frozen kernel
hearty nebula
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but on the other hand, funny crusher interraction

rocky nacelle
lone matrix
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yeah i think it is now a valid sidegrade

rocky nacelle
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when someone talked about being broke

frozen kernel
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Just whip it out, BANG

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Something big? BANG BANG BANG BANG with puncture

lone matrix
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and it explodes in close combat

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i hope we get more bolter patterns

frozen kernel
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Bolter and flamer

lone matrix
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and maybe a additional crusher pattern

south grove
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what would it do

lone matrix
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make it simple like the mk 15 evicerator

south grove
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if it's just a combo change then idt it's worth it

lone matrix
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maybe shock maul effect?

south grove
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something else nice

frozen kernel
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Was just eyeballing that

south grove
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I HATE MY APARTMENT ROOMMATES

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RAHHHHHHHH

shy kestrel
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I honestly don't get the big deal about +10% or so combat ability regen. Getting your combat ability in 18 seconds instead of 20 is not big imo.

south grove
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even more diminishing returns

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!!!

shy kestrel
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On the other hand filling those slots up with x3 +5% health can be the differnece between life and death, no?

shy kestrel
south grove
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multiplicative bad

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additive good

ornate bone
shy kestrel
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OK so it's about 10% like I said, no? For 3x 4%

south grove
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105% of 105%

hearty nebula
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multiplicative is yuckers

ornate bone
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Multiplicative reduction bad, multiplicative increase good

south grove
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wait no

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I'm stupid

ornate bone
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It's why damage reduction values are multiplicative

south grove
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I need 2 more red bulls

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110.25%

ornate bone
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But lemme do the math to see if I'm not talking bollocksies

south grove
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wait no

shy kestrel
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1.04^3 = 1.124864

south grove
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it's reductive

shy kestrel
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So slightly more than if it were additive

south grove
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it's cooldown reduction

ornate bone
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20s with 12% additive cooldown would be 17.6s
20s with 12% multiplicative cooldown from 3x4% would be uhhh yeah what the sloth said

south grove
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I'm dying

shy kestrel
south grove
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I am suffering an anuerysm

south grove
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have been awake for 2 days now

shy kestrel
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That's not good

south grove
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my math is mathing

ornate bone
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At that point the values are so low it's not really doing much anyway

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I mean for the difference between additive and multiplicative

south grove
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most CDR talents are excellent anyways

ornate bone
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Meanwhile in TFD you can kick your numbers up to the point that you can turn something like idfk 10% into 18%

south grove
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idk why you'd take CDR on curios

shy kestrel
shy kestrel
south grove
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tanner's vid

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at least he's calm this time

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not screaming about it

shy kestrel
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Oh he's usually screaming? Lol

south grove
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opened tannercord...

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think I won't go back there

shy kestrel
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Anyway yeah for now I'll keep on sticking on +5% health instead of ability regen

south grove
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gross gooners

rocky nacelle
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it needs to be my anger music

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difference

rocky nacelle
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got a few certain songs that definitely get the rage goin

south grove
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he has anger issues

shy kestrel
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or narcissistic

south grove
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and he refuses to admit he's wrong

south grove
hearty nebula
south grove
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disregard my server profile tho

hearty nebula
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though to be fair those usually go hand in hand

shy kestrel
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oh yeah 100% narcissistic judging by the first couple of minutes lol

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"I'm like this because of you" is a classic narc move lol

hearty nebula
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it's also abuser behaviour which is no wonder why he can't keep any sort of stable human being around himself

visual stream
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I think this is the third time today I say this but anyway

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He's a 4channer

hearty nebula
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outside of his parents

hearty nebula
visual stream
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Of course he is a narcissist or something like that

visual stream
hearty nebula
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lmao, even

ornate bone
shy kestrel
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Are 4channers supposed to be narcissistic?
Isn't the stereotype that they're just terminally online incels?

south grove
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being tanner's superfan I need to strive to imitate every last bit of his personality

hearty nebula
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like

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more than 3 ellipses

visual stream
hearty nebula
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hints at being freaky

ornate bone
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I actually set a theater on fire watching Star Wars because George Lucas put 4 dots

hearty nebula
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💀

south grove
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they're usually both

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I'm gonna make some fish n chips

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hungry

shy kestrel
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huh interesting

ornate bone
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how do you make fish

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are you a fish yourself

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mf

south grove
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I cannot bear talking to narcissists

frozen kernel
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you can't conjure fish?

south grove
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yet I work w/ med students

frozen kernel
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fucking noob wizard

south grove
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they all fence in their free time too

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those one that you see screaming in those tournament videos

rocky nacelle
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darktide community I hate all of you ...

south grove
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that's them

visual stream
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I notice most nurses at least have a subconscious ego

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Very least

rocky nacelle
south grove
rocky nacelle
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🤢

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if only you could wear skill instead

south grove
ornate bone
south grove
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I'm getting better I swear

rocky nacelle
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you gotta dodge the trapper and sniper first

south grove
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I AM

ornate bone
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I used to do an internship at a hospital as part of my engineering course, and one day I entered a room to write down some equipment

jagged cradle
south grove
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...

shy kestrel
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At which power level does a curio give 3 stam?

ornate bone
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You should see the contempt on the eyes of the med students when they realized I was more interested in the equipment than them

jagged cradle
south grove
ornate bone
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LIke, I cannot stress how much I didn't give a shit about them and their ego immediately took a hit

south grove
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this whole night I've been questioning it

ornate bone
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I'm here to do my job you nepo baby, get the fuck out of the way and let me write down the number from this hospital bed chadgryn

jagged cradle
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But like cmon we play often enough

south grove
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I wanted to go engineering

ornate bone
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Neither did I actually Sitgryn

south grove
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parents said no and said med school is the way

ornate bone
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Mom said I needed to "be someone in life"

rocky nacelle
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noob school

jagged cradle
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I’m glad I’m going to college for something I actually like

ornate bone
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Apparently being a technician and speaking two languages is not enough

south grove
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burn my school down please

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I don't wanna go back there

jagged cradle
south grove
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I need to take my pain meds again

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ughhhh

jagged cradle
rocky nacelle
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damn i cant play with tin i dont see him on

south grove
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I swear I'm doing it wrong

rocky nacelle
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I dont dodge slide in combat

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I dodge slide in different scenarios

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also wheres tin

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cant play with him

south grove
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I need to take meds

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give me time

rocky nacelle
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you arent even on

south grove
rocky nacelle
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no i only see shay and cole

south grove
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steam username

rocky nacelle
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guess i cant play with tintin hes not on

south grove
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lmao

rocky nacelle
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only cole is

south grove
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I'm gonna kms

median steeple
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Have you tried

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breaking it down

median steeple
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shit is so peak

rocky nacelle
#

yam really asked me if there was a single moment where he didnt love his wife

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smh

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going through silent hill just to maybe even see a person

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if that aint love I dont know what is

shy kestrel
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Since when does slide dodging take a bunch of stamina? I haven't played in a while and just now noticed

limpid oyster
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hey gamers, if you run martyrdom i will throw the game

median steeple
rocky nacelle
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been a while since a grey schizo came through

limpid oyster
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remake too

rocky nacelle
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im glad your eyeballs function

limpid oyster
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are you like this to everyone in youre life? call your closest relative

median steeple
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it reminds me of that coca cola ad

rocky nacelle
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when grey tard comes through and doesnt like when I treat them accordingly

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so strange

median steeple
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
rocky nacelle
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first

spare talon
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i mean
the first thing that you said was you were throwing a game if you saw someone playing with a build they liked

rocky nacelle
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☝️

rocky nacelle
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this kills the fafbear

hearty nebula
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no way

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the veteran ACTUALLY apologized to me for blowing up the poxburster next to me

hearty nebula
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unprecedented

shy kestrel
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Guys are the stamina curios still bugged and give +2 stam instead of +3?

median steeple
rocky nacelle
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gale apologizes

rocky nacelle
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(the first game we played he killed me with a burster)

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vet moment

spare talon
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if its a 410 +3 stam, its a real one

shy kestrel
hearty nebula
shy kestrel
spare talon
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nope

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its a fake