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placid fiber
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Merc is op lol

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If you don't use slicing winds that's you're fault

sullen forge
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Can I bring up Executioner at all or are we strictly talking vanilla

placid fiber
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executioner is goated

dark spire
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I agree, still not as good as most of the cast

placid fiber
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I mean if you want pure boredom just use loader

sullen forge
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The Alt F4 the general area class

dark spire
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Sniper / Loader / Acrid / Engineer

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Based

placid fiber
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Engineer relies on turrets, railgunner and loader are just op and are boring, Acrid is based

dark spire
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Rex also insanely based, but not my playstyle

placid fiber
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Rex is hit or miss

honest burrow
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What should I be putting on my Curios?

placid fiber
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Yes

dark spire
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Or trees

placid fiber
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default utility is boring

dark spire
sullen forge
placid fiber
dark spire
sullen forge
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Cause I’m a hardcore pilot main on Returns

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Occasionally on 2

placid fiber
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4% cdr for a whole perk slot

dark spire
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I played OG and 2, not returns

placid fiber
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I played OG, 2, and returns

sullen forge
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Returns is so good

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Recently got modding support

dark spire
honest burrow
placid fiber
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only returns achievements I'm missing are judgement skins

dark spire
placid fiber
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especially since it has diminishing returns when you use cdr talents

placid fiber
dark spire
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Shaving off 3.6s ain't bad no matter how you put it.

placid fiber
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unless marty

placid fiber
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Which loses value when you have cdr talents

dark spire
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Yes

placid fiber
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unlike more health and toughness which doesn't lose value

sullen forge
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Paladin is kinda… strong

dark spire
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Health and Toughness loses value the more you dodge / play correctly

merry flume
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give love to acrid

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NOW

dark spire
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CDR just gets better the better you play

placid fiber
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so having health and toughness when fatshark bullshits you is less valuable

sullen forge
merry flume
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i love all the nemesis classes

placid fiber
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It happens in heresy, the only way it isn't happening is if you only play malice

sullen forge
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The PEAK classes

merry flume
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nemesis commando goes so hard

sullen forge
merry flume
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nemesis merc needs to be polished

dark spire
merry flume
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but is VERY fun

faint vapor
placid fiber
grizzled tusk
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I want something to complement knife; I'm looking at flamer, but I read many times that perks for it are flak + sth (elites / cara...)
why flak?

dark spire
sullen forge
placid fiber
dark spire
placid fiber
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Good one lol

dark spire
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Ogryn has only one true crutch talent that I can think of, the one that knocks shit back when you lose your Feel No Pain stacks.

placid fiber
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Bro can't play the easiest class

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which comes with 20% dr and 20% toughness dr right out the gate

merry flume
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does it come with an egg roll?

placid fiber
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I mean you can throw a rock, so yes

merry flume
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if you think of rocks when you eat egg rolls you must be the most surburban guy ever

placid fiber
dark spire
sullen forge
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My edible hard tack

dark spire
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Spamming slow hitting heavies isn't fun imo. Reloading after every friggens shot with my shotgun as well......

merry flume
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we have like 14th generation chinese family take out spot here that makes god tier egg rolls

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they also have a philly cheesesteak eggroll that is actually crumb your jorts good

obtuse solstice
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man fuck getting max stats curios

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spenk 20k didn't get shit

placid fiber
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I mean don't buy random curios from melk

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just check the dockets shop every hour

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until then work with the best you're given

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16% toughness and 20% health curios work perfectly fine until you can get 17% and 21% ones

plucky gate
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gambling never hurt anyone

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you could be 1 random curio away from winning big!

placid fiber
mighty root
placid fiber
placid fiber
acoustic dune
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i dont even use that website

placid fiber
mighty root
acoustic dune
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no shit sherlock

mighty root
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To spank his hog

mighty root
placid fiber
mighty root
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Ur so mean to me

acoustic dune
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i crank my hogs in a lot of ways

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including in your walls

mighty root
merry flume
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its not even halloween

placid fiber
acoustic dune
mighty root
mighty root
zinc talon
acoustic dune
zinc talon
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buy me dinner first

acoustic dune
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no

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yours stay up

placid fiber
placid fiber
zinc talon
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chris christie, everyone

placid fiber
zinc talon
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the, uh....

zinc talon
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I want to say governor of new york

mighty root
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I love taking it in the back

zinc talon
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something around that

mighty root
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I’m freaky as hell

placid fiber
acoustic dune
zinc talon
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what in the larping tactination

placid fiber
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mighty root
zinc talon
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my god that dude's facial expression

mighty root
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Me playing with my hog

zinc talon
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wait til he hears about actual guns

zinc talon
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the male gaze is drawn by evolution

placid fiber
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Damn it I've been around these people way too long lol

zinc talon
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yall all looked til it clicked

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dnying it only makes you a weirdo

acoustic dune
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weirdo

placid fiber
zinc talon
acoustic dune
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ok now lets kiss

acoustic dune
mighty root
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Took so pre workout for darktide and some pills and now my stomach hurts so bad

zinc talon
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okay I haw'd

placid fiber
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Man... I need some blood on the dancefloor

light badge
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level 68 ASS ogryn
presses W into ranged units
gets downed
leaves

acoustic dune
light badge
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why are ogryn players just consistently the most terrible gamers

placid fiber
zinc talon
acoustic dune
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might be great for like a bionic type snake

acoustic dune
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with fake skin

zinc talon
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yeah pretty sure it's a blender or something render demo

placid fiber
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Also they think ogryn = tank @light badge

acoustic dune
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you pulling me jank

mighty root
acoustic dune
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also i gotta get good at blender

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maya give me too much headache

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in the idk what i am doing and more

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i hat eit here

placid fiber
placid fiber
# zinc talon

Meanwhile I just run 5% health, 5% toughness, and 20% gunner resist on my 3 curios lol

acoustic dune
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literal tank

placid fiber
acoustic dune
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more tank then ogryn

mighty root
acoustic dune
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walk

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shoot

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be done with life

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its that shrimple

placid fiber
zinc talon
placid fiber
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Just like Doom

acoustic dune
zinc talon
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as of right now, mauler overheads only require 10% of my stamina

acoustic dune
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its duck hunt

zinc talon
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and crusher overheads only take 20%

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I can out regen any single enemy in darktide

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yep even that one you just thought of, bosses included

placid fiber
acoustic dune
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i need to try the shield once more

zinc talon
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and when my stamina hits 0% either by letting em whack the shield or I lower it on purpose via pushing

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the blessing causes an aoe that assplants every single enemy around me

placid fiber
acoustic dune
zinc talon
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by the time they get bakc up to hit me again, I'm already at 60%+

acoustic dune
zinc talon
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yeah, I posted the shield/curio setup

placid fiber
zinc talon
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blockmaxxing gets me 86% total block cost reduction as of now

stone fern
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who the hell hacked my feed and is shoving jjk sm2 memes down my throat?

acoustic dune
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does toughness regen play with the keystone?

acoustic dune
placid fiber
stone fern
violet hornet
# zinc talon

What's your talent tree for this setup look like? Definitely looks interesting

acoustic dune
placid fiber
placid fiber
acoustic dune
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someone has a folder of these

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i remenber

zinc talon
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one sec let me find them, I have a couple

placid fiber
acoustic dune
placid fiber
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I used to copy every pic my friends sent in our dm channel

zinc talon
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this vanilla inventory UI is punishment for sins I haven't committed yet

acoustic dune
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its in my drive now

placid fiber
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and I mean right click it as soon as they posted it

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so it opened in a window on chrome

acoustic dune
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omg

violet hornet
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We love a little pre chastisement

placid fiber
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I had so much fucking cursed shit lol

zinc talon
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because reasons

mighty root
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I should make a psyker build

placid fiber
rocky marsh
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heavy evisc fucking sucks

placid fiber
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I mean it only sucks if you suck, tbh >.>

acoustic dune
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look at these lads

violet hornet
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We hate... Completely visible generalist weapons?

acoustic dune
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aw i miss playing with horse

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n pony

rocky marsh
violet hornet
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The fuck are you talking about

acoustic dune
violet hornet
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Are you confusing a chaxe with an eviscerator?

placid fiber
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The weapon that can dea lwith any problem lol

hard nexus
placid fiber
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for like 2 ticks

acoustic dune
violet hornet
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Oh pfft who uses 15

acoustic dune
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I TOOK LIKE A DECADE AGO

hard nexus
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evis are very good

rocky marsh
placid fiber
hard nexus
violet hornet
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15 is for light spamming only

acoustic dune
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i has feathers on it now

placid fiber
acoustic dune
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prob pigeon or smth

zinc talon
hard nexus
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ok well

rocky marsh
hard nexus
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evis mk3 isnt amazing

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but

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they both are very usable

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mk15 is better, mk3 is more fun

zinc talon
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swapping this one and the next one's blessings vs perks

violet hornet
rocky marsh
hard nexus
placid fiber
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Yes

rocky marsh
zinc talon
paper harness
violet hornet
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Ahh lmao

frosty herald
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people are already posting rey dau hunt times

violet hornet
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Back to ds4 for him I guess

placid fiber
rocky marsh
frosty herald
zinc talon
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I was testing how much of a difference in damage a non-80 pick is with thrust vs one with

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also funnee numbarr

frosty herald
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you dont know how to use mk15?

hard nexus
# rocky marsh 15

light spam for hordes, rev for single target

shred/bloodthirsty rampage

rocky marsh
hard nexus
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this is with bloodthirsty

violet hornet
placid fiber
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the mk15 is literally light spam for hordes and heavy for single target

placid fiber
rocky marsh
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👍

hard nexus
frosty herald
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every evis has a rev on heavies

hard nexus
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for crit chains

placid fiber
frosty herald
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autopistol sucking is a fact

placid fiber
rocky marsh
hard nexus
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yam

zinc talon
hard nexus
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i am evis expert

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trust me

zinc talon
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who's evi

frosty herald
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i know revs had some sort of upside on hordeclear

placid fiber
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@rocky marsh Listen to Meow on the Eviscerator, and Bandit on the Chain-axe

zinc talon
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so on the new evis

frosty herald
hard nexus
zinc talon
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finding specials in big horde packs is hard

hard nexus
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(the celave distro sucks though)

zinc talon
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and easy to miss them cuz overhead swing arc

placid fiber
zinc talon
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if you activate the chainsaw

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then light 1

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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it'll cleave through horde

hard nexus
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alright

zinc talon
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and stick to specials when it finds them

hard nexus
acoustic dune
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Ey pg

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Ey phil

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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so you can use light 1 rev to hunt out specials hidden in hordes

hard nexus
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mk3 evis is the more flexible evis, and can do a few different builds

acoustic dune
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You are a brony right?

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If I remenber

zinc talon
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without risking missing them cuz overhead

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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the OG evis will do this too

acoustic dune
zinc talon
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but on heavy 1 rev

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new evis does on light 1 rev

placid fiber
acoustic dune
hard nexus
rocky marsh
placid fiber
zinc talon
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this jesse?

placid fiber
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I mostly listened to Aviators, for the brony music

zinc talon
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oh jeses not jesse yall been mispelling it this whole time

placid fiber
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I suppose I listened to the Discord and Awoken songs as well...

zinc talon
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I should know I read a book once

hard nexus
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i ate a book once

placid fiber
zinc talon
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I'm not allowed to carry scriptures back to the extract unless I pooped on the ship before we left

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you mess up one time

hard nexus
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you fuck one goat

zinc talon
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and build a thousand bridges

frosty herald
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shut

mystic ether
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Crusher is fun weapon. No idea whether or not the powered up strikedown heavy is better than the normal one.

violet hornet
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Hilarious seeing some clown trying to call you out in chat after you block him

zinc talon
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H1 is the strongest swing crusher has except push attack

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don't sleep on push attack

hard nexus
violet hornet
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Hmm wonder why he's been here one day 🤔

frosty herald
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skullcrusher activates on crusher special aoe

zinc talon
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but crusher detonation size and damage varies based on light/heavy attack

mystic ether
zinc talon
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to the tune of half damage or double damage depending on which you start from

hard nexus
hard nexus
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blessings are inaccurate

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but its still good

mystic ether
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How is it with slaughterer?

zinc talon
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crusher is my favorite weapon to bring hands down

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I could firehose a brazilian things to know and tips/tricks

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but!

mystic ether
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Been running around with brittleness and hesdtaker.

hard nexus
zinc talon
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the agni shock maul's attack combo chains are identical to the crusher's

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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if you're comfortable with one you're already good with the other

rocky marsh
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@hard nexus uh, do you left click gunners?

hard nexus
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oops

hard nexus
rocky marsh
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no blessing stack, 3 hit, with stacks, 2 hit

placid fiber
zinc talon
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prolly skullcrusher

hard nexus
mystic ether
hard nexus
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skullcrusher

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yeah

zinc talon
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skullcrusher's all but absolutely existential unless you've really found a niche setup you're good with

placid fiber
zinc talon
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the crusher's damage ramps like, exponetially as it is

mystic ether
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I noticed.

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Thing is way cooler than I remember it.

acoustic dune
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thats news to me

placid fiber
rocky marsh
hard nexus
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its free damage

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ill give u a build

rocky marsh
frosty herald
fleet zealot
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Dont need duelist on chaxe

placid fiber
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
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Literally the best weapon for duelist

acoustic dune
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that was orchestred by the scalies

placid fiber
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Don't look at me, never heard of it

rocky marsh
# fleet zealot Why?

eh points.
i run something abit off zealot-chat meta
my cknife build prioritizes killing gunners because i find killing gunners in one hit funny

acoustic dune
placid fiber
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I was a brony, furry stuff never interested me

acoustic dune
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you were one of it general

hard nexus
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carapace lets you chain oneshot crushers

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bloodthirsty can be swapped for shred

acoustic dune
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i remenber you giving a speech at the great friendship hall

rocky marsh
placid fiber
hard nexus
hard nexus
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fixing your mobility complaint

rocky marsh
# hard nexus

yeah about that, the rev one shot on crushers felt reeally cool in psk until i went in game and there were like 3 crushers together with 1 rager

acoustic dune
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arent you a psycher main?

placid fiber
gleaming hawk
hard nexus
rocky marsh
acoustic dune
hard nexus
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and then you get value out of those stacks

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its that easy

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its just free damage

rocky marsh
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i tried mommentum multiple times with different weapons, i just don't like it :v

gleaming hawk
frosty herald
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use piety instead if you dont like judgement

rocky marsh
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i played zealot for a long while before i went to psyker

hard nexus
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if you use piety, swap bloodthirsty for shred

acoustic dune
rocky marsh
gleaming hawk
placid fiber
gleaming hawk
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😔

rocky marsh
frosty herald
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martyr?

rocky marsh
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ya

acoustic dune
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now get it

placid fiber
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Marty is a bit of a trap, for some weapons

mystic ether
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You gotta really build into martyrdom yeah? Does it even work?

frosty herald
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iunno what to tell you then

rocky marsh
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oh ya quick side track question
did they change the fire shotgun in the last 3-4 months?
(however long i was out)

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nerf/buff in any way

mystic ether
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You only need like two wound curios or something then the rest of it being that +4 wound shit

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To get the 7?

drifting wolf
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i think it was nerfed at some point but i don't remember what, might've been cleave count decrease on the special shell

placid fiber
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I'm not the one to ask about the shotty, I've never really used the kantrael shotgun(or w/e they renamed it to)

heavy arch
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kant shotty still fucks

rocky marsh
acoustic dune
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wait a min

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are orks just

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ogryn but with psycher power?

placid fiber
acoustic dune
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omg

drifting wolf
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no

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orks are mushroom men

acoustic dune
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what if we

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give warp power to ogryns?

drifting wolf
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already exists

acoustic dune
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wait wat

drifting wolf
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there's a female psyker ogryn and the eye of the storm exploding is implied to be making ogryns smarter in general

obsidian ore
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no, I missed the convo, noooooooooooooo

copper hawk
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Am NOT

drifting wolf
paper harness
placid fiber
frosty herald
drifting wolf
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more psykers in general right

frosty herald
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yup

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lotta people had a psychic awakening

drifting wolf
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truly an awful time to be a psyker-hating zealot

zinc talon
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crusher? barely know her

heavy arch
frosty herald
heavy arch
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hate is strength

placid fiber
frosty herald
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no

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a navigator

acoustic dune
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goodness graccious

zinc talon
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great balls of ire

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(I need to see a doctor)

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hate is stored in the balls

hard nexus
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i need 2 try lethal prox crusher

placid fiber
zinc talon
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anyway whoever was asking the crusher's biggest offensive trait, counter intuitively, is its nimbleness inside of massed horde packs

hard nexus
zinc talon
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and the ease with which it will assplant rows of even big enemies

drifting wolf
placid fiber
zinc talon
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^that clip was from my last mission just a sec ago, so current meta/weapon stats

hard nexus
drifting wolf
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puncture usually

hard nexus
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kk

frosty herald
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the great rift has also increased the chance of an alpha level psyker to be born

zinc talon
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right now I think run and gun which thanks for asking I need to swap off that one

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run and gun is a ton of fun but

frosty herald
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aka 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of an alpha level

zinc talon
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with a good mobility pistol you're covering ground so quickly you hardly have time to use the sprint fire

zinc talon
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so just close the gap and swap to melee

frosty herald
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theres only a handful of alphas in the galaxy

hard nexus
frosty herald
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2 twins a fire witch and magnus

zinc talon
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oh wow I take it back

placid fiber
zinc talon
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run and gun stays

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no wonder I'm fuckin lazer beem accurate at any distance

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at the hip, on the move

hard nexus
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dweeeb

fleet zealot
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I take puncture

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Weirdly helps a ton of oneshot bps

zinc talon
fleet zealot
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And you can blast 4 in a boss then swap to melee

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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imagine thinking 20 points in reload speed is worth two tenths of a second

drifting wolf
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i probably need a new jod rolled bistol if collateral is the dump stat and not mobility

hard nexus
placid fiber
hard nexus
rocky marsh
hard nexus
drifting wolf
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is it useless or detrimental

hard nexus
stone fern
drifting wolf
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thank god

fleet zealot
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Shred for piety builds, bloodthirsty on martyr/ij

zinc talon
hard nexus
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doesnt reach the only real important stagger BP, bulwark shields

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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So the extra crit chance isn’t wasted

zinc talon
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hardly useless

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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and you're running lethal proximity

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which lives and dies on its stun aoe size

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why would you not want max stagger for a lethal prox pistol

hard nexus
#

crusher

rocky marsh
hard nexus
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crusher

fleet zealot
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Between 60 and 80

hard nexus
fleet zealot
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Literally nothing

zinc talon
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I can fire off a round at my feet and have five seconds of total peace and quiet any time I want it

hard nexus
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but others will know better than i tbf

hard nexus
placid fiber
acoustic dune
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question

hard nexus
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and u get the same thing

fleet zealot
zinc talon
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oh dangit

rocky marsh
zinc talon
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one of my meme weapons

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yall mgith be right hold please

fleet zealot
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And collat doesn’t change suppression

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Tho lethal prox does

hard nexus
zinc talon
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lol I would pull that one in the moment wouldn't I

acoustic dune
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how powerful would it be if a weapons in only made for stack effect

zinc talon
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hahahaha

fleet zealot
acoustic dune
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like bleed n burn

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and other stuff

zinc talon
rocky marsh
hard nexus
hard nexus
rocky marsh
rocky marsh
hard nexus
sly pebble
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if you were to have a max mobility combat blade, which other stat would you dump?

placid fiber
# zinc talon oh dangit

I literally had that problem when I was looking at 2 weapons, but, then my brain connected the dots as to what I was seeing so I could spot that on yours

zinc talon
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so a 10-15% difference on a 59 vs 80

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interdasting

hard nexus
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interdasting

zinc talon
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I will compare, yall could possibly perhaps maybe hypothetically have a point here

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still

hard nexus
zinc talon
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.2 seconds on 2.6

placid fiber
zinc talon
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naw I'm still using my pistol unchanged

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I just concede the collateral point

fleet zealot
zinc talon
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two tenths of a second on two and a half still is the dump in my eyes

fleet zealot
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And how despite those massive numbers

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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It doesn’t change much at all

plucky gate
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What's the discussion here? Collat vs reload on bistol?

zinc talon
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can't reload sprinting

hard nexus
fleet zealot
zinc talon
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have to slow down or the animation breaks

plucky gate
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Does collat not do anything for bulwark opening?

fleet zealot
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That’s a good 5-10 seconds over the course of a game

hard nexus
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i have a few evis builds

fleet zealot
hard nexus
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its among my favorite weapons

rocky marsh
fleet zealot
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Bolter is the only one collat isn’t dump stat if you care about opening bolters

rocky marsh
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like i will ask you for advice on my current build but i don't like copying other people stuff

hard nexus
rocky marsh
gleaming furnace
#

Bulwarks lol

hard nexus
#

well

#

not useless

#

but its only every other attack

rocky marsh
hard nexus
#

and a lot of people think its worth the point

zinc talon
#

impact numbers differ by about the same as the %s

hard nexus
zinc talon
#

I don't care a thing about breakpoint hard numbers but I'll see if one jostles his shield away any differentely than the other

plucky gate
#

i swear it did affect bulwarks when i tried it but it was really inconsistent so maybe something was weird about how i did it

hard nexus
#

time 2 try lethal prox crusher

#

hishock gloriana

#

peak

placid fiber
hard nexus
#

never

plucky gate
#

also i remember some jank with how ads on bistol makes it stagger bulwarks faster

#

kinda weird

placid fiber
hard nexus
placid fiber
frosty herald
#

puncture doesnt activate on lethal proximity explosion btw

rocky marsh
# hard nexus for example, disdain is useless

i never see people say that disdian is worth the point
I do see people religiously arguing for second life even without wound build.

i think both josho, cole (and exhil?) swear by it.
But i had a build where it was only possible without taking 2nd life, and it was pretty good. (mommentum stealth. it was funny, pre nerf i could one tap minigun ogryn from the front, i could 1 tap >1 crusher if i hit them from the back)

Thats why i don't like copying other people builds and would rather just work on my own

sly pebble
rocky marsh
plucky gate
#

oh

rocky marsh
#

i don't remember the names so i just type 2nd life everytime

#

sorry heh heh

plucky gate
#

i take those on every build too

#

a safety net every 2 minutes is pretty huge

rocky marsh
#

Yeah but imo 4 points just for that is quite a trade.

hushed knoll
#

Hello screaming mushroom

plucky gate
#

hello stan

hushed knoll
#

What’s poppin

plucky gate
#

slacking off at work

hushed knoll
#

Wow

rocky marsh
hushed knoll
#

You’re fired

rocky marsh
zinc talon
fleet zealot
#

buwularks

fleet zealot
#

bolter for bulwarks i'm just stupid on my phone eepy

plucky gate
rocky marsh
zinc talon
#

bolter rifle can sometimes do it in one but more reliably in a hip fire 2 shot

fleet zealot
zinc talon
#

angy

plucky gate
fleet zealot
#

(not my pic)

#

caffeine free energy drink

acoustic dune
zinc talon
#

gross

fleet zealot
zinc talon
#

then it's just going to be a horse sized enemy enema of b vitamins and taurine

#

like a five hour energy but in a tallboi sized can

south grove
zinc talon
#

(5HE has a ton of caffeine too)

#

fun fact

barren ember
#

So, I hear the new Dragon Age game is really good /sarcasm

zinc talon
#

the reason redbull has like, 1200% your daily dose of vitamin b6 and b12

zinc talon
#

is because one of the active ingredients, taurine I think

fleet zealot
#

sadly the discourse around it is full of grifters and reactionaries but there is legit reasons it was gonna have issues

zinc talon
#

actively demyelinates the outside coating of your body's nerves

mighty root
fleet zealot
#

the biggest one being lack of worldstate which????

#

what the fuck

zinc talon
#

basically chews the casing off the electrical cord

fleet zealot
#

what is up with bioware and cutting the 4th game out of the world state system

zinc talon
#

and b6/12 is what your body makes myelin out of

fleet zealot
#

also companions just being abilities on CD now instead of independent units you can micromanage

zinc talon
#

so they give you a brazilian percent of those b vitamins cuz their drink gives you functional multiple sclerosis

barren ember
#

skill up gave it a pretty nasty thrashing 45 mins of "reasons not to buy"

violet hornet
#

Surprised that's not banned

fleet zealot
#

basically

zinc talon
#

well it's not gonna do it to you overnight or anything

fleet zealot
placid fiber
zinc talon
#

it's like havin too much fat and eventually blocking your arteries

#

don't worry

placid fiber
violet hornet
placid fiber
zinc talon
#

usually your heart will give out long before your nerves do

fleet zealot
zinc talon
#

so practically non-issue

violet hornet
#

Yeah that's fair

fleet zealot
#

on the panera lemonade scandal

violet hornet
#

Panera in general really

zinc talon
#

the 4 lokos?

mighty root
#

They made fun of my build in psyker chat mind_broken

fleet zealot
#

no

zinc talon
#

they banned those here in texas I think

#

oh

placid fiber
zinc talon
#

oh it was a drink you got at panaera pantera

fleet zealot
#

the biggest issue, i worked here when they released

violet hornet
#

Holy shit lol

fleet zealot
#

is that they had these in the lobby next to the soda machine

#

so people were refilling

rocky marsh
zinc talon
#

good god lol

rocky marsh
#

wait bandit are you the one that spams the ferret(?) pictures

fleet zealot
#

and it was part of our free drink subscription club

zinc talon
#

that'll give you the cold hands and spicy armpits

fleet zealot
#

yes

#

people died

#

cause they drank too much

rocky marsh
zinc talon
#

I believe it

placid fiber
rocky marsh
#

sorry it been 4 months

violet hornet
#

I would have had a heart attack right there in the lobby

ivory marlin
fleet zealot
#

also imo, panera didn't label them clearly enough and put more warnings

fleet zealot
#

they discontinued them

zinc talon
#

what was the intent there, lowkey baffling

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

also imo, a large shouldn't be 390mg

zinc talon
#

let's make a new drink and hype it a ton

#

and put six cups of coffee in every glass

ivory marlin
fleet zealot
#

it should be like, a 1/2 of that at minimum, if not even 1/4th

zinc talon
#

and not hype that too

mighty root
rocky marsh
#

oh ya meow, thanks alot for the hints
duelist is very much needed for heavy evisc xd

fleet zealot
#

because i fucking hate coffee

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

but i need caffeine or my chronic fatigue will have me fall asleep during the day

ivory marlin
#

I think 600 grams of caffeine should be put into any and all liquids

fleet zealot
zinc talon
violet hornet
#

I like coffee but I'm caffeine sensitive, if only decaf didn't taste like burnt anus

zinc talon
#

thinning of bones

placid fiber
zinc talon
#

and fractures

fleet zealot
#

and you don't get free cans for doing a cheap subscription

ivory marlin
#

So

nimble fiber
#

bread

zinc talon
#

that's a hell of a way to say it pulls the calcium out of your fucking bones

ivory marlin
#

What im hearing is

fleet zealot
#

they were out in the lobby

placid fiber
fleet zealot
#

next to the soda machine

mighty root
ivory marlin
#

Drink caffeinated milk so my bones stay normal

fleet zealot
#

there was a gal who was drinking 3-4 a sitting

#

cause they are good lemonades

placid fiber
#

Soda only has like maybe 60mg of caffeine in it...

fleet zealot
#

great flavors

ivory marlin
#

I tried a caffeinated chocolate milk

zinc talon
#

I am such a tart drink simp

placid fiber
#

jesus, 390 with free refills...

ivory marlin
#

It made me sick

zinc talon
#

I had to quit simply limeade cuz of the sugar

violet hornet
zinc talon
#

I can tank an entire bottle of that in a sitting if I'm allowede

ivory marlin
fleet zealot
#

yea and that was the assumption some people made cause of how unclear the caffeine count was (it was some tiny transparent text) and assume it would be like a soda of caffeine

#

not 390mg

placid fiber
ivory marlin
fleet zealot
zinc talon
#

well and also

violet hornet
zinc talon
#

when was the last time your lemonade had caffeine in it

#

I daresay never

#

it prolly didn't click cuz why the hell would it

violet hornet
ivory marlin
#

If they caffinate lemonade im killing everyone

nimble fiber
#

ah gotcha

zinc talon
ivory marlin
#

Drink tea

zinc talon
#

yeah I'm team leaf water

fleet zealot
#

they fixed the signs and got new ones, and they put the machine behind the counter so an employee would fill it for you and you couldn't get refills

zinc talon
#

fuck team bean juice

fleet zealot
#

but

ivory marlin
#

I love tea

fleet zealot
#

the image was ruined

#

because it legit had a death count

#

tbh

ivory marlin
#

Tea tastes way better than coffee

fleet zealot
#

i'd die for strawberry lemon mint

zinc talon
#

that is vicariously hilarious

fleet zealot
#

it was so good

zinc talon
#

mint is a hard sell for me but I can see it

#

one of the gas station bottled tea cos make a mint honey sweetened flavor

fleet zealot
hard nexus
fleet zealot
#

so the strawberry and lemon really came through

zinc talon
#

(honey does not raise your blood sugar and as such can be used by people with those concerns)

sullen forge
#

Where you can visibly see the chemicals in a drink has to be one of the funniest things

zinc talon
#

or rather

fleet zealot
#

mango was kinda one note, just citrus and mango, but it was still pretty good, I don't remember the cranberry

zinc talon
#

it raises blood sugar but takes more than it raises to digest it? or hell now I gotta look it up

fleet zealot
#

honey is more complex so it raises your blood sugar slower

hard nexus
zinc talon
#

that's the ticket

fleet zealot
#

so spikes less, doesn't decay as fast

zinc talon
#

its glycemic index reads like a snake oil salesman pitch

hard nexus
#

overall, should be taking tknives

#

but

#

meh

#

also

#

i only ever get outdamaged by gunluggers

#

gunluggers and meta psykers

#

i fucking

#

HATE

#

GUNLUGGER

#

grgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

drifting wolf
#

y

hard nexus
hard nexus
#

extremely so

#

its smite psyker with ammo

#

just hold M1 the entire game

#

complain why you dont have ammo

#

deal 600k damage

drifting wolf
#

damn i thought it was just because of the ammo obliterating part and being greedy with ammo pickups

hard nexus
#

take 3k damage

zinc talon
#

ah cuz it's fructose

hard nexus
#

i deadass

#

watched this fucking guy

zinc talon
#

fun fact

hard nexus
#

die to one rager and 2 poxwalkers

#

and he had a shield

zinc talon
#

glucose actually tastes fucking terrible

hard nexus
#

HOW?!?!?!??!

nimble fiber
#

dehydrated

zinc talon
#

your body won't let you like, sip/chew then swallow any

drifting wolf
#

i would imagine the thing with glu in the name would not taste very good because glue is not very tasty

zinc talon
#

cuz if it got into your blood it could kill you

hard nexus
#

HE TOOK

sullen forge
hard nexus
#

1500 DAMAGE

#

FROM HORDE

zinc talon
#

so you reject it like you reject spoiled fish

ivory marlin
#

Yall know how yall say i shouldnt buy mtg packs cuz i just lose money

sullen forge
ivory marlin
#

I didnt even buy the pack

zinc talon
#

is the lotus card still the meme tier expernsive one

sullen forge
#

Had a shield Ogryn take 4k

rocky marsh
#

quick question right, when does the melee interrupt apply again?
context of twbs

zinc talon
#

yknow sidebar

#

one of the highest rated games on all of steam right now

#

is trading card store simulator

ivory marlin
#

I lost my second game

drifting wolf
ivory marlin
#

Took photos of my slow death

rocky marsh
rocky marsh
ivory marlin
#

(This was over the span of 3 turns)

sullen forge
hard nexus
zinc talon
#

not if I play it on my phone

hard nexus
#

not having TWBS can lead into taking a ton of damage just from one hit

rocky marsh
drifting wolf
sullen forge
zinc talon
#

sure, if you're expecting and banking on the swing keeping your fighting pace up

hard nexus
#

for example, hit by a poxwalker stunning you into a gunner wall

hard nexus
zinc talon
#

you get jostled all out of your rythm

sullen forge
rocky marsh
frosty herald
hard nexus
#

yeah

frosty herald
#

dies

hard nexus
#

melee psyker seems so fun

zinc talon
drifting wolf
#

i did like that build in the ogrynomicon that was a tankgryn with shield, more than glugger cause no ammo issues lol

hard nexus
#

if gunner stun was removed

#

thats all i want

#

THATS IT

#

!!

#

well

#

and my mk3 evis changes

sullen forge
#

Meow it’s never happening

zinc talon
#

I want gunners to push you back from their perspective

frosty herald
#

melee psyker sems fun until you realize psyker dies from a single melee stun

sullen forge
#

You know it’s never happening

zinc talon
#

not glue you to the fucking floor

#

like you're on the surface of inserthugeplanethere

frosty herald
#

i genuinely want tank psyker to be a thing

frosty herald
#

and its needs to be with biomancer smite

hard nexus
fleet zealot
#

tanker even

#

you could say

frosty herald
#

the talent tree itself not smite itself

zinc talon
#

deflector force sword, 30% peril reduction plus other reductions, blocking raises peril before stamina

hard nexus
zinc talon
#

the psyker can I think still soak the higheset absolute damage amount of any class

frosty herald
#

biomancer canonically are actual powerhouses that are nigh unkillable depending on psychic rating

hard nexus
#

full on j9ust

sullen forge
#

They rework shield into like a pseudo void shield cause fuck you psyker needs more op shit

mystic ether
#

So are these 59%-61% rolls like real for real or?

hard nexus
#

unchained sienna from vt2

zinc talon
#

heh I've forgotten

frosty herald
#

psyker personal shield would be cool as hell

zinc talon
#

I did melee battle wizard

#

can't remember why or how

rocky marsh
frosty herald
#

sienna genuinely works as a melee sorceress

zinc talon
#

oh right, I did it cuz I never played sienna

#

too busy breaking iron

frosty herald
#

the scythe flail and all

zinc talon
#

I'm prolly getting the class name wrong

mystic ether
#

Fire knife and sword are fun/

zinc talon
#

the first class you started as, I think

#

how was necromancer

hard nexus
#

throwing knives give u second wind

zinc talon
#

almost tempted me to reinstall

rocky marsh
hard nexus
stone fern
#

did you really drop a portal?

hard nexus
#

u dont need the healing n such

frosty herald
mighty root
#

I with smite knocked everything over like shout and could only do 3 or 2 short burst

surreal shore
#

GUYS

#

whats the build

#

on knife?

ivory marlin
frosty herald
#

you can even specialize skeletons into tank or pure dps

hard nexus
rocky marsh
#

usually my wound build will be top heavy, taking second wind + another path
but i can't take SOC and second wind